/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #559

Cookies Edition
Previous thread: >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to get the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa
Writefag Guide: dropbox.com/s/byvdxol3db6llwz/The DDLC Writefagging Guide.pdf?dl=0

>Art and Miscellaneous
Fan-Made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Game Files Dump (full): mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Old Booru: ddlc.booru.org
New Booru: nddlc.booru.org/ - please help add content!
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You):
youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>Don't leave your cookies behind!
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
Lifeline (AU): lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=iQvphUJS6yU
youtube.com/watch?v=MciqL-IJY5I
youtube.com/watch?v=TIZsyQpVzzA
youtube.com/watch?v=K5ygoDnlGCg
youtube.com/watch?v=5E_8aSG1By4
youtube.com/watch?v=_NrS2NiVQhw
youtube.com/watch?v=Yw1tCJ1y34
youtube.com/watch?v=22bK0C2obFc
youtube.com/watch?v=9O6e7cgkeqw
lichess.org/1y5xjhd5FTTP
youtube.com/watch?v=VkCLBj7nKPY
youtube.com/watch?v=EGArJLKPq9Y
urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bleh
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

First for Britsuki

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I love Yuri!

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Second for *hugs*

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

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WIP mermaid sayori

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Hey! Good evening, everyone! Hope you all had a nice day today!
Welcome back to my poetry club!

Word of the thread is "hex"!
Alternatives are 'crypt' and 'sea'.

So it's that wonderful time of night again where we all get together and share some poetry! I hope you all look forward to this as much as I do every day!
If anyone would like to write a poem, please consider using one of these three words as your theme or topic so that we can all compare and contrast our works together and everyone can improve!
To that end, everyone is encouraged to join in, whether you're brand new or participate every day!
Do your best, and I'm sure others will follow suit! Don't be afraid to discuss your style, meaning, or technique you used when writing. I'm sure others will find it very helpful to see what your intentions were!
I look forward to reading all of your poems, and I hope you all have fun!

I guess I'll see you all in the morning!
Monika!

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she's BEAUTIFUL

youtube.com/watch?v=iQvphUJS6yU

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I love my wife!

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>You grab her by her shoulders
>Child Sayori, who just wanted to have sex, has just kissed you on the chin
>Watching her, your heart is beating very fast
>You are tense and uncomfortable
>Looking around the room, you feel this intense paranoia
>"When do your parents get home?"
>"In two more hours. We just got here Nī-San."
>"Do...Not..Call...Me...That...."
>"Sir?"
>"It's user, just user."
>"Yes S...user...Yes, user."

what a meme

About to go to bed, /ddlc/. Decided to make a shitpost for you guys. Stay /comfy/!

Sorry to all Yurifriends who have been hurt in the production of this shitty meme.

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Punctual as ever, you bottle-and-glass.

This meme is shit

Goodnight user.

MORE

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Goodnight!


>Make her wear a promise ring!
Tell her hugs and kisses are OK!
Also that you have to tell her parents by yourself.
And also start cataloging all the lewd kinky shit you can get up that isnt sex. Like spanking, petplay and massages.

The vote locked in by all readers, this is?
What do you want to happen next?
No lewd the child doki 12

41%
French kissing as well 8

28%
Kissing and hugging only, till later 7

24%
The promise ring suggestion, with petplay and spanking 2

7%%

Natsuki will never lactate her petite mammaries and fill in your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast

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>hex
>sea
hmm what a coincidence
Mark my words, I'll be back with a patsy before this thread is through, until then
Good Night!

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Can I get some pictures of Monika trying to motivate me to work out?

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>Over the weeks of having her stay over, you have become friends and she has grown on you
>You have to decide how to react to her affections
>After around a minute of thinking, your head turned away, breathing in and out

French kissing

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>Childhood Sayori is very important to you rapidly, you think of something.
>“Sayori, this porn stuff isn't good for you. You're a bit young to be looking at it, and it's pretty illegal for you to be looking at it as well.”
>You sit down on a chair and lean back, looking over at her patiently, before closing your eyes.
>“You are very important to me and I would like to be friends, but considering how young you are...I'm not sure how much hugging we should be doing...Anything else is completely off the table.”
>She sniffles and moves closer to you, before trying to hold your hand.
>You squeeze her hand back, but don't do much more, just trying to calm your breathing and not panic. This is very scary.
>“But I would like to have sex anom.... The men in the videos seem so happy..I want to make you happy...Be a good pet for you...”
> “Sayori... You're not even 13. In just a few years, I'll be almost twice your age.”
>“But age doesn't matter for love, my parents are 14 years apart.”
>“How would you feel about being in war, with people dying and getting shot all around you.”
>She sniffles and looks away, covering her face with one hand.
>“Sounds awful.....”
>“Sex and war are adult things. Anyone who tries to pull you into them early, is a bad bad person. Your uncle was trying to use you, he was a bad bad man. Do you understand?”
>“But he said he was just playing with me...That he loved me....But we couldn't tell anyone.”

I love Natsuki!

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youtube.com/watch?v=MciqL-IJY5I

Why did he make this video?

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I decided to quit cigarettes for her today anons, it's been long overdue.

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he was just shaving his piano and wanted to share it with the world

I do too!

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r you serious

Remember the first three weeks are the hardest, and it only gets easier from there. That's what my grand pappy said, and even when his shipmates were blowing smoke in his face and teasing him about it, he got through. And he didn't have a doki!
You can do it, I believe in you!

Good luck lad, you can do it!
Just make sure you don't beat yourself up if you fall, everyone does and we're right here to help you get back up again.
She'd be proud of you lad, we are too.

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>Your doki
>Her theme song or a song that makes you think of her
>Your theme song

How did you get even get into them in the first place?

Sayori's arm is lookin kinda...long.

FUCK HER

thanks anons I'm gonna do this
I was 13, I don't even know why I started.

We voted! No lewd the doki! Think of the children!

Good luck user. I tried for so long to get my dad to quit before he died. Your heart, health, and wallet and doki of course will all thank you.

>Sayori
>youtube.com/watch?v=TIZsyQpVzzA
>youtube.com/watch?v=K5ygoDnlGCg

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>after school report writing with Natsuki
>she left to get some snacks
>browsing Natsuki's computer
>sees a file named 'sweet little cupcakes'
>opens
>it's 50GB worth of child porn
yfw

£20 says she's also the one holding the camera.

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>“Sayori, how many years you been in school?”
>”Um”
>She counts on her fingers and thinks.
>“Six?”
>“I've been in school around fourteen years. I have more then twice the education as you do.”
>“Okay?”
>She tilts her head and looks at you, confused.
>“How much about love, do you think I know?”
>“A lot? You said you are in college?”
>“I know what it's not and I know what it's like, but I don't know what it is. If I know this little, how much do you think you know?”
>“Even less? Very little?”
>You sigh out and pat her on the head and then lean back, relaxing.
>“You need to talk to your parents and tell them what your bad uncle did. You also need to be forward to them, that you need therapy. Do you understand?”
>“Not sex?”
>“Not for some years at least. What you need is help understanding your feelings, so you can put these urges aside till you are ready to understand them. That means no porn, the porn is brainwashing, it's going to lie to you and confuse you.”
>“How do you know?”
>“Um.... Sayori...You know where you came from, right?”
>“Sex?”
>“Yes, but if your parents worked with children like I do, they would have to make sure no one ever talks about that.”
>“Why not? I thought you said adults have sex with adults?”
>“Because people are afraid of people like your bad uncle and they want to protect the children from them.”
>“Oh....”
>She looks at you, sighing out and taking her hand away. Turning around, she hides her face in her hands.

>Monika!
>This one! youtube.com/watch?v=5E_8aSG1By4
>My theme song? Probably... youtube.com/watch?v=_NrS2NiVQhw
>Just kidding, probably this one: youtube.com/watch?v=Yw1tCJ1y34

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>Natsuki is my designated FBI agent
Sweet!

I will make a character based off you, as my little offer of support.

>“Do you want to see me again?”
>“Yes, you are a nice friend user.”
>“If you do, this conversation never happened, okay? You and I know, that I did nothing. You and I know that I am here for you, to help you figure this out. I understand how confused you are.”
>“You do?”
>She turns to look at you, tears in her eyes, as she sniffles out and tries not to sob.
>“Yeah. A lot of bad things happened when I was younger. I had to deal with bad people who wanted to do bad things to me, people who had bad things done to them...It's been hard. I got my own feelings I have to deal with.”
>“Do you um... What was it you said..I should do?”
>“To get better?”
>She nods, sniffling still, trying to calm down.
>“I said you should see a therapist, or something like that.”
>“Do you see a therapist?”
>Your eyes dialiate and you look at her, before tilting your head to stare at a wall.
>You think about how the people you knew who were raped, all the problems, all the bad people, the struggles, the problems with family, the bad relationships, the lonelyness, situations like this that are fucked up.
>“I'm not going to see a therapist, unless you do!”
>She stands there defiantlty, giving you angry, pouting eyes.
>“It's a deal!”
>You offer your hand to her and she grabs it, before you shake vigeriously.
>“I'm going to make some grilled cheese now, would you like some, my friend.”
>She sniffles and wipes her tears on her sleeve, before nodding quickly.
>“Yes user. I would like a grilled cheese.”

I bet it all stars her and her father.

Monika!

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FREEZE!

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Yay! user and young Sayori go get therapy!

>mfw i will never have grilled cheese with childhood sayori
actually kms

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>Sayori
>youtube.com/watch?v=22bK0C2obFc
>youtube.com/watch?v=9O6e7cgkeqw

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Why did you write this?

I'm sorry user, I've had several people in my family die from lung cancer too. I should have quit before but I never had anything I cared about.
Thanks, I look forward to seeing it.

What are you like, quittinganon?

Daily reminder to give your loved Doki lots of love, food and attention

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Lying on bed next to your Yuri wifey
She's lying on her side, reading a novel
You leaned closer to her back
Wrapping an arm over her across her figure
You tightened your hold, hugging her tightly
Yuri is enjoying the hug
You leaned closer, your face burying in her long soft hair
It smells of her conditioner
Hugging tightly, you lied your head over shoulder
Touching cheeks together with Yuri
Playfully nuzzling her in affection as she giggles in delight
Hiding your face in her hair, giving a muffled squee as you try giddily not to lose your composure at her cuteness

Why further endure this miserable existence?

I'm just an user who wants to make myself better for my doki

gigglesquee so hard you nom her head

Secretly picking your nose with Monika! Depositing the booger under the desk where no one will notice it with Monika! Monika retrieving a grape that rolled under the desk one day! Monika accidentally bumping her head on the underside of the desk! Oh no! Monika!

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Bald Monika!

How would that translate over into fiction? Character is motivated by lost love, a person who is dead, person who is wife?

The torrents clash
They rage against this small canoe
The hastily made sail is visible
In the lightning flash

Others pass by
Canoes, yachts, whatever can float
Canoe sailors are seen struggling
Those in their yachts lift their bottles, brave the rain and gloat

Nonetheless, all kinds I see crash
The doomed souls find their graves at the bottom
No one wishes for such a cold crypt
Not while the shore is in sight on our mad dash

I can't despair now, none can
The water floods unceasingly
As if the sea were to grip me
And by force accept the Gift of Man

The sandbar is in sight, the waves are at my back
I row with my last strength, hoping my faith will not lack

But the great wave gathers behind
With one last vengeful roar it seeks to strike me down
From it's sheer magnitude
My panic seeks to drive me blind

From that moment onward, I realized
Despite how much water I bail
Canoes were simply not made to sail

Monika would not be impressed by the sissies on lichess.
lichess.org/1y5xjhd5FTTP

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Monika is only good for rape either way.

I took that first question wrong I think, I'm generally reserved and try to be honest. I look up to historical figures especially honorable warriors and leaders.
I'm motivated to quit for her and so I can make something more of myself. A young love taken from me by death feels like the closest parallel to how I feel about her.

Monika but she only lets you out of your chastity cage if you defeat her at chess!

>Sayori
Forgive me for getting this cliche when thinking about her
youtube.com/watch?v=VkCLBj7nKPY

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Yuri feels good today!

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So does Natsuki!

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Really good!

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finished mermaid sayori

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IT'S SO GOD DAMN BEAUTIFUL
BLESS YOU user

Under da sea~!
Subarashii~!

Beat up Monika
Lock her in a rape dungeon

You're such a fucking great artist, please never leave this general.

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After coming up with the pun at the end, I couldn't help myself. I'm not sorry.

Prompt words: Hex, Crypt and Sea

A storm swelled just off the bow of the ship
Waves rising like titans in the climax of battle
Foam spray coats the deck and begins to fill
We set to work, each a bucket held within our grip
Tossing pail full after pail full off the starboard side
Each torrent plotting to bury us under the ocean

Singing rings out in the midst of thunders rumbles
Shell clad maidens beckon gallant sailors to the water
Casting their wicked spell upon my crew
I catch a ship mate by his shoulder
Snapping him from his trance, causing a sudden jerk
"Water you doing deck-hand, get back to work!"

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>Reserved and sincere

Was this you?

>spoiler
AHHHHHHHHH

Give me Yuri text, so I can make porn caption.

yeah

Really late now boyos. Time to go dream again.

Each and every one of you have sweet doki dreams!

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Well yeah, already wrote the character like yourself, he'll just have quit smoking and have lost a young love.

This will be his inspiration to make Rusland free from corruption and tyranny.

Daily reminder that Sayori Loves YOUR BLOOD!

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"Bleh" doesn't really sounds like she loves it

CUTE!!

Monika, but she enjoys watching you squirm because you'll never beat her.

How am I supposed to sleep with this playing in my head, you jerk?

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Not "Blech!"
"BLEH!"

Koha, you're a good dudette. Keep being a good person. Lord knows I...and others don't run into many of them.

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you don't
youtube.com/watch?v=EGArJLKPq9Y

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still doesn't sound like she loves it
urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bleh

Good everyone!
Sleep tight!

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Monika has zero redeeming qualities.

That's funny, I'm interested to see what's next then