Having a horsefucking GF is still better than being a regular cuck. No human dick can satisfy her so there is no reason to be jealous of a monkey man.
Dylan Stewart
Wouldn't PK be pretty tight considering all her gymnastics. She'd have strong kegels.
Grayson Cruz
Best season so far. Parry is finally where it need to be and parry fags need to die out.
Christopher Martin
Pls no shitposting pls
Eli Cook
In..cre...di...be......lis...
Levi Smith
The more hyper armor they add to the game, the less footsies matter Game becomes two retards smashies heavies to each other
Jack Rodriguez
Centurion, a glass cannon denied its fire power
Henry Powell
i do hope for you rework soon my good friend.
Chase Roberts
agreed >hurrrr the only changes were parry changes
nah. season 5 is wack. they're removing whatever sense of individuality the game had and whatever skill it required to play and boiling the experience down to "if you mash buttons and/or spam you best move over and over you can still have fun and cause "le ebin salt!"
to say nothing of how fucking ruined the connection quality has been since season 5'd server and netcode changes. trying to do anything on reaction now if twice as difficult as it used to be
Eli Hill
I partly agree. Couldn't care less about footsies, but hyper armor is cancer and ruins what could be interesting match-ups. It's okay to have it on a couple attacks on some characters, but what they did with berserker, particularly the "get HA on anything after a feint" is absolutely fucking retarded.
And 4v4 is just UNBLOCKABLES LMAAAOOO I'm already sick and tired of playing when I just get into a group fight now. It's just one chaotic mess of orange glows.
Wyatt Brown
why are you talking to me about parries? or anyone for that matter. no one besides you has even mentioned them. are you still fucking anally ravaged about getting parried by a cent in season 3?
Jason Williams
nope but you are about season 5 and it has me pouring salt in the wound :p
Ayden Ross
Why are you implying PK fucks hoers?
It's a little thing called self respect m88.. You should get some. I'd rather have a good ol fap then have a potential waif fuck hoerzes when I'm not around..
You sound like you get off on horz cuckold porn don't you..
if you were annoying me at all it would be through >pretending to be a complete and utter fuckwit.
i play a character that had shit for parry rewards in any case, and in fact in S5 theyre probably better than theyve ever been. but the game is in a really bad way for a million reasons now, none of which are parry related
Colton Howard
if you say so. Seems the actual community is out to spite you then because we basically doubled since season 5.
Asher Campbell
Can we at least ban fate spam Jesus
Brayden Sanders
Why are old men allowed on the battlefield? My hero just died of old age
>game sells in excess of a million copies >loses hundreds of thousands of players due to server instability and balance/gameplay issues >game gets a massive update that claims to fix servers and gameplay >a couple thousand players return out of a million +
wooooooooow! who could have seen that coming? i bet theyre gonna hang around forever
Matthew Baker
Peacekeeper fucks anything. She flips coins to decide whether she'll let a dog mount her, or sneak into a Viking village and let the men creampie gangbang her asshole.
Isaiah Sullivan
>Double the amount since its release >says this is the worst season >says hes not butthurt
WOOOOOOOW! Who coulda known anons butt hurt.
Matthew Perry
Let’s not forget the reworks in season 6 too, surely it will drive away these low numbers, haha.
Julian Mitchell
Oh no, Shugoki won't be a piece of worthless garbage anymore.
Parker Martin
>Why are you implying PK fucks hoers? because the devs said she did
Lucas Walker
>thinks the game is about spam >thinks its impossible to react to things Nah m8 your just shit
Ryder Wright
You’re arguing with footies user, you’re not gonna get far with him user
Andrew Sanders
Are you implying a multiplayer game's playercount never dwindles? Battlefield 1 sold millions upon millions, now there's barely 15k players on PC daily. Keep in mind that this is one of the biggest franchises in the most mainstream genre of videogames, while FH is an absolutely new game and of an extremely niche genre.
>2k low For a game a year in atleast I can find matches daily with sets of different people for 10 hours at a time. Never waiting longer than 2 minutes per game. Can't wait for most of the other new reworks.
Read the OP of what was changed . Short answer is yes, but please read the OP before asking more questions and not saying all of the OP, jus the one titled “what was changed since season 1”
Luke Rodriguez
How to fix the core gameplay in 2 simple changes. 1.All lights now act like Shugoki lights on block 2.all heavies are the same, except parrying them leaves the attacker with the same state as blocking an old light would so no guranteed punish.
i dunno. i find i actually can win easier as gladiator when i purposefully make my connection worse by streaming or downloading. a wee bit of lag on your side really helps you with aggressive characters
Isaiah Robinson
>a wee bit of lag helps Christ no shit. You realize on the other end your teleporting around and your attacks out instantly?
Jaxson Roberts
>i find i actually can win easier as gladiator when i purposefully make my connection worse by streaming or downloading >Outting yourself as a cheat I mean sometime i get those yellow connection errors at the top left so whilst I was downloading something I just said fuck it and play with the downloads one and I didn't have any connection errors the whole time and everything seems smooth(I wasrather drunk so I may have not noticed any latency but yeah)
Landon Davis
Because even they understand Pk is nothing but human garbage >that and Eric pope mains her like a complete faggot
Noah Stewart
Isn't pope a Shinobi player? Why else would they call the Shinobi bot "THEpope"?
Brody Walker
>When you get a completely braindead team in Dominion AND the enemy team are all lagging
>outing myself >on an anonymous chaiwanese embroidery mail order online book club
lol. not even outing myself, just an observation that ive tested and confirmed. I only have 2 reps on glad because i dont particularly like assassins, free wins or not
yes precisely. it helps the player with the bad connection. i.e. me in the cases where ive tested and compared my connection with lag vs without
Blake Reyes
Short edgy girls being into degenerate activities goes together like peanut butter and jelly.
Fucking this. Just yesterday I experienced a Raider acting like a pk, just hanging around as I fought his Ally and just waited for the right opportunity to use his unblockable Zone while I was otherwise occupied. If I turned to face him he would just Dash back away. If I went back to his ally he would run in with a stunning tap and fucking Zone feint or otherwise Zone again.
Parker Nelson
They implied that Mercy fucks horses, not all PKs everywhere.
Daniel Adams
Well Pope is disliked at the office and a killjoy that tries to act smug during streams so that doesn't surprise me.
Jaxon Smith
And now we have two more characters that can unblockable meme at you all day.
Jordan Howard
You mean "Things that were changed since launch"? I read it and there was no mention of guard stance change speed being removed. Someone should probably add it, but then again it might still be in the game.
Ian Butler
Lol why are you lying though.
>pk fuck horse and I touch my pp
Are you ethnic per chance? These kinds of fetishes are only something brown people usually like
John Fisher
Don't forget that he's the leader of the hated anti-waifu faction.
Tyler King
>Implying horse cock isn't a mandatory endurance test for potential torture. If they can take equine phallus, they can take a Viking arm.
Bentley Carter
I feel like I've finally perfected my ken loadouts. Post fashion
The game only implies that Mercy is a sociopath who tends not to question orders because she's not hired to think for herself. The only time she develops any sort of personal will and moral grounding is when she joins the Warden in abandoning Apollyon and reforming the Iron Legion.
Nicholas James
What are those disgusting symbols at the bottom of your image?
Ryan Butler
Yeah but we're talking about what the devs said on stream.
I believe they said Mercy likes to hang around the stables, with the implication being that she does it for the horse cock.
Hunter Gutierrez
>People in this general genuinely believe game devs from Ubisoft would say one of their characters likes to fuck horses. >In a game like For Honor, where they're even afraid of showing something like a titty grope.
Aaron Flores
Only on Veeky Forums can we make a leap that far that "hang around stables" which could mean anything from liking hay, privacy or just being around horses to "she fucks horses".
Henry Murphy
They never said that and you're just lying to fuel your 3rd world fetish.
Angel Scott
Just the vodkarunes, ignore them
Christopher Hughes
They said in stream you retard
Easton Thompson
Post the clip.
Jose Wright
Only on Veeky Forums can we make a leap from liking horses, LIKE EVERY FUCKING GIRL IN THE FUCKING WORLD BECAUSE THAT'S THE BIGGEST CLICHE EVER, to "she fucks horses".
Guess all these people fucked their dogs too, since apparently nobody's allowed to like animals without wanting to fuck them.
Isaiah Nelson
You're overthinking it man, people just hate pk is all
More like people are jerking off about bestiality.
Christian Young
I do fap to SFM porn with horses fucking various chicks occasionally, but that has nothing to do with it. I just really, really despise PK, both the character and the players
Leo Foster
I thought that was the reason they push the "PK gets fucked by Vikings" meme.
Cooper James
So, the next six characters should be 3 Vanguards and 3 Heavies, right?
So that means we're going to get a chance to see a female locked Vanguard or Heavy. I really fucking hope it's not a Heavy.
