/scp/ SCP Secret Laboratory

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Server lists: memesystem.party:30000/scp/
147.135.10.140/

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NA SERVERS
147.135.10.140 (pop this in your browser to see player counts on these particular servers)
147.135.10.140:7778
147.135.10.140:7779
147.135.10.140:7780
memesystem.party:27070

EU SERVERS
neo.shitpost.info

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Other urls found in this thread:

mega.nz/#!OMRXVbaa!vyvhr_0ugF_Bi6w3PoLdF4UqYR8fd2h3KCsfBo2IUFE
youtube.com/watch?v=hMQbRvtlYnA
scp-wiki.net/scp-049-j
pastebin.com/w3bZ4S1c
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

WE FLY HIGH

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nice.

Nice.

Ignore and filter.
Do NOT reply to these fucks
Do NOT reply to people replying to these fucks, they reply to themselves to get more attention

requesting d-matsu

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What's the best non-SCP page on the SCP site?

The index

10:30 am

motion blur removal
mega.nz/#!OMRXVbaa!vyvhr_0ugF_Bi6w3PoLdF4UqYR8fd2h3KCsfBo2IUFE there was an attempt
goes in gamedir/Managed
Anyone confirm it's working? Restart the game after putting it in the folder of course

Ethics Comittee Orientation

because Lanky needs to be protected, not harmed

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Wtf messup breach mod when?
youtube.com/watch?v=hMQbRvtlYnA

77 IS EMPTY, JOIN IN YOU SMELLY NERDS

But I don't want to be alone

Shit, meant gamedir/SCPSL_Data/Managed

neo.shitpost.info join EU

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This one?

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>cornered by the nut
>it shuts the door on the only escape route
>fuck it, roll to seduce
>start telling pnut how attractive it is in a husky voice
>it opens the door and moves aside

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I want SCP-49's brother in this game
scp-wiki.net/scp-049-j

Getting “connection timed out” errors for the NA servers in OP, only played 2 rounds and then I disconnected during a level restart and now I can’t connect. Just wanted to switch to the lower pop one. Random servers like the furfag one and ones in the server browser work fine though. Any ideas on how to fix?

peanut just wants to be loved like all of us

pastebin.com/w3bZ4S1c

>get turned into zombie
>suicide
absolutely awful

I wanted to try if I can jump there :^(.

>tfw someone supersoaks larry before he kills you

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Hey, nobody likes your donglist

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THAT WAS ME YOU FUCK

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is there a NON euronigger server with people on right now

What if they like, change their names.

El goblino. ..

muhammad my son...

Half of these people wont even change name because this guy posted this list on previous thread and nobody cared about it.

>Alpha Warhead activation room door not closable after the first opening.

LIIIIIIIIIT

Time to make it so the threshhold to deactivate the nuke keeps rising then itll btfo those camper faggots forever

Getting this colossally assmad will only encourage them, you do realise this don't you?

Only one gaining notority from this is High Poon himself. He also tk'd a lot as Tomza and Tom until he changed his nick and now he just wants to intercom spam and not participate the game. He stalls and prolongs rounds because he thinks everyone else find it funny too.

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>When doc doesn't rez you

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high poon not tomza, lurk moar newfag

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Larry tweaks when?

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what server are we playing on?

"Mas blanco que tu mojamed " exclamo la creatura

neo.shitpost.info

neo.shitpost.info

> RNG is hacking

Where's the moderator?

>be mtf
>stupid motherfucker shoots me
>try to kill him first
>everybody thinks I'm the bad guy

feelsbadman.jpg

hitlers jewish cousin makes life more comfy with his music

Debowy_Mocny is a friendly polish guy


All Weepgl sins is being young

I dont recognize half of the list.

Dude, how salty you are so many people pissed you off?

hi hitler

He just wants attention. Easiest way to start drama is calling out names. Just report him

>tfw not on the list

guess I have to try harder

thats why i didnt gave him "you"

>yfw femur breaker 2 minutes in

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Where are all the people

shh...

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hi

opinions on new update?

shit

It's shit i hate it
we need to yell at the devs to fix it RIGHT NOW

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>tfw finally burnt out

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Ive yet to play the new update, what did it break this time?

how many hours?
Motion blur and CA that can't be turned off yet

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73 I feel like it's too low

>Graphics Update
>also the nuke button room can't be closed now hehee
yeah if not for that last bit it'd be p. good

whats up with being the only one who randomly disconnects from a server?

It's change
I hate change
So it's shit

>Not being able to close the nuke room is a bad thing

?

>REEEEEE WHY CANT I CAMP NUKE ROOM WITH MY 5 FURRY BUDDIES TOGETHER ANYMORE

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you can nerf the nukeclosing by lowering the open/close requirement once it's been opened with an O5, just locking it open is lazy gamedev.

Just what I want, more Furries dicking around in 914 for no reason whatsoever 10 minutes into a round because they literally don't need anything other than a red card unless they want to make a bunch of MicroHIDs

Giving MTF more reasons to sit around and do fucking nothing sounds like an awful way to speed the game up, which really is the core problem a lot of the time.

t. 46 SCP kill game on 147.135.10.140 last night

>doc can delay the round by just standing in front of the nuke elevator and using a clickspam macro
Your only hope is waddling 15 minutes through light containment to make 3-5 soakers so you can time it just right

>make 3-5 soakers
y-you can make a super soaker now?

hold on you can 1:1 a microhid?
is that and cards it or can you use other items in 914?

>scp's camp mtf spawn

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They really need to nerf doc's attack, make it like larry with a CD per click.

you can make it with a laser rifle, 1/5 chance in fine and 1/3 in very fine (but also 1/3 of nothing)

No, just make 2 elevators to the nuke room and add some stairs
Fine any gun (even the 1911 and mall cop pistol) long enough and you'll get the BFG

Is it just me or is the audio bugged? Some doors open without making noises and 173 sometimes kills people without the neck snapping sounds.

>Playing steam hams on mic
based

What is the other 1/3

You become the HID

no change, LRifle

My fetish

Getting “connection timed out” errors for the NA servers in OP, only played 2 rounds and then I disconnected during a level restart and now I can’t connect.
Just wanted to switch to the lower pop one.
Random servers like the furfag one and ones in the server browser work fine though.
Any ideas on how to fix?

>scp's camp

Join 147.135.10.140:7779 it's empty

I havent updated the servers, it could be that.

>was still in old thread

JOIN
O
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N

yeah he's way too strong in his current form and is more of a killing machine than most of the other scps

Reminder that you can hold lmb as peanut and lanky to mow down anything you encounter

>mfw didnt know this and furiously spammed M1 to kill

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FUCK

holy shit
this changes everything

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>d-class, really shit start, end up getting 2 key cards as sole survivor of d-boys after 10 minutes of running around light containment
>bug makes it to where i can't drop my cards to upgrade them at 914, end up getting escorted by furries to Larry's lair
>about to get FEMURED
>notice shy-guy outside, stall them until he enters the room, I look at him to get him enraged to kill the furries and try to escape
>kills zero (0) furries, chases me when I ran away from all of them
Fuck everything.

>running into peanut inside the server room
is there anything scarier

well yeah, shy guy is canonically angry only at people who look at him, ignoring everyone else if they don't look.

Walking in on your Uncle and your Dad fucking each other in your room with leather and whipped cream

top kek you guys, you gotta try out more shit and get less of the controls spoonfed

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>scary
?

Any Polanfriends know what Hubert is currently talking about on stream?