>News Chicken wins the latest US and EU Splatfest! New Weapon! Neo Sploosh-o-matic is available! Sub: beakons; Special: tentamissiles Pearl and Marina amiibo will release on July 13! Inklings will be in Smash Bros. 2018! The Octo Expansion DLC has been announced for Summer 2018! A brand new campaign with 80 missions and playable Octolings for $20! Version 3.0 is coming in late April with piles of new content! Over 100 pieces of gear, Rank X, and new and returning stages including Piranha Pit, Camp Triggerfish, and Wahoo World!
I have never played the single player in Splatoon or 2. Why do Nintendo waste resources on it when spit screen multiplayer would be much better? I want local co-op on the same screen!
Quick matches with lots of weapon variety. Keeps you from getting bored.
Asher Miller
They did it in 1. It only worked because there were two separate screens, so the stealth mechanic wasn't lost- can't be done in 2. And nobody played it anyway.
Andrew Baker
Wait is her pin splatted with cum, or is it a pin of a cum splatter
Joshua Edwards
But then I can't smack the controller out of the hands of whoever is going to splat me.
I know. I played the fuck out of it with my nephew and niece and I was always the one stuck with sticks. I want split screen and motion controls for all players. And local sr too. Whatever happened to Nintendo and split screen fun?
>ywn roughly fuck her hard enough to make her ass clap against you
Jordan Sanchez
Hmm. What if you mix woomy with cement? Will you get a woomy statue?
Gabriel Clark
I'm more concerned as to why the statues are haunted
Cameron Butler
their pepsi was stolen
Connor Bailey
Most people seem to blame the trend on "fewer people will need to buy the game / pay for online" being a hard sell to shareholders these days, and an aversion to any frame rate or graphical reductions which will get picked over in analysis articles and complained about by a vocal minority.
Carter Martin
The "ghost" didn't separate from the body like when they get splatted, so they are forever trapped there.
>They put your Dash, reload, duck, and terrain traversal abilities all on one button >Still has the gameplay depth to not feel watered down or too casual
That's how.
Jace Morris
What woomy has the best thighs? Best butt? Nicest feet? Best lips? Best lay?
I just swim up to people and unload my charged up charger into their assholes, am I doing it wrong?
Gavin Baker
It's really a genius bit of design how what might be ten different mechanics in another shooter all become part of this single thing.
Anthony Howard
just make sure to use the gootuber :^)
Kayden Morgan
Counterproductive. If you go that route, may as well use a blaster.
Adam Thomas
anyone streaming?
Samuel Richardson
Literally who?
Aiden Cook
I wish the roll was on a different button
Only thing stopping me from dualie is I roll when I want to jump too often
Thomas Johnson
Yes
Jacob King
HE SAID THE B WORD
Asher Turner
Someone drew a really detailed dick and it was shown in game.
Michael Roberts
tried posting this on /v/ but thread died.
If you gave me the option to use Keyboard and Mouse i'd take that. but given the choice between Twin Sticks or Motion Controls, I'd sadly pick Twin Sticks since I've been playing almost every console fps with that scheme and back in Splatoon 1 i was S+ so to everyone i say do what you love and don't let a bunch of assholes tell you otherwise because i had many of them yelling at me for using twin sticks.
>mfw friends watching me play splat remind me to cool the fuck down because the people i'm shouting about are probably seven years old
Evan Fisher
>feet Best thighs and butt is probably construction or speedy since they're both running around constantly.
Zachary Long
fuck off stickfag
Jonathan Taylor
>the people i'm shouting about are probably seven years old Nah, if you want to see what actual kids play like, get an alt and visit C-. They are literally worse than singleplayer bots.
