/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #562

Scary Movie Edition
Previous thread: >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to get the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa
Writefag Guide: dropbox.com/s/byvdxol3db6llwz/The DDLC Writefagging Guide.pdf?dl=0

>Art and Miscellaneous
Fan-Made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Game Files Dump (full): mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Old Booru: ddlc.booru.org
New Booru: nddlc.booru.org/
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You):
youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>Life can be very scary. But courage always rises above fear. It might be scary to trust complete strangers to be able to help you out. We've dealt with it before on board. However, we are nowhere near professionals. Please seek help, user.
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
Lifeline (AU): lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

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Other urls found in this thread:

lichess.org/0FbW3x2I
excalibur(dot)ws/
strawpoll.me/15186956
strawpoll.me/15214295
mega.nz/#F!4t4HnCRT!9bGtYGSPy2-yydBkoIXHUw
youtube.com/watch?v=0x40d3-x8zg
youtube.com/watch?v=bcvdTrGmfeo&index=2&list=PL-lx1VBmrGcUODiTLqaHvup6Q7XP9JtZn&t=0s
youtube.com/watch?v=o3q6S1ucf-A
youtube.com/watch?v=5M2WhusvSZQ&list=PLoHV7URkC-ghLvkZpHCgyo5G5QyzSDTjv&index=6&ab_channel=YoupasMusique
youtube.com/watch?v=xPWxFSq2q3w
youtube.com/watch?v=2Kt8HP1VEPU&ab_channel=Usufruct
youtube.com/watch?v=ftPEHxCLUn0
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

I love Natsuki!

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Hey, everyone! It's pretty late now, you should get some sleep! Getting enough rest is really important, you know?
But since I know you're going to stay up anyways or you're in a part of the world where it's now daytime... Welcome back to my poetry club!

Word of the thread is "altruism"!
Alternatives are 'war' and 'forgotten'.

I know it's pretty late, but if you'd like to write a poem, you may as well try and make use of your night, right?
If that applies to you, well... Go ahead and take one of these words and use it as your theme or topic. It's that simple!
Of course, the words are just a suggestion though and you're free to write about anything you want, but the idea is to share a common theme. Also, if you don't like any of the words or they don't speak to you or something else, there will always be more next time! Patience is a virtue and all that!
Once you write a poem, go ahead and share it with us. I know personally I love seeing all of your poems, and I know there are several others here who enjoy it as well.
Have fun, my dears~

Good night! See you all tomorrow!
Monika!

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A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

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tf2 engineer

Every day we're closer to our dreams! How goes your progress, dokifriends?
Any problems? Wanna talk about em?
I'm rooting for you!

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I might not be first, but I'm still parading for Britsuki!

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lichess.org/0FbW3x2I

Go here.

Hey everyone, Bread here!
GUYS WE'RE SO CLOSE AHHHH I CAN'T WAIT I'M SO EXCITED!!!
Uh, Uh, Server website and the polls!
Server: excalibur(dot)ws/
Guild poll: strawpoll.me/15186956
Race Poll: strawpoll.me/15214295

The race poll isn't a vote to see which race we'll be playing, it's just so I can see who's playing what.

We’ll be playing on Alliance! Because of this, when you all first hop in, make sure to hit O to bring up your friends list, then add “Garasing” to the list. He’s my main character, so you’ll probably see me on him when I’m not leveling up my new character with you guys. Once you do this, send me a whisper, and I’ll hit you up with a guild invite.

Make sure you guys don’t forget to register on the website!
The registration process is simple: all it asks for is an email, username, and password, then you get the whole game completely free. Did I mention it's free?
Once you register, download and extract the torrent from the website. For those of you who can't torrent (or choose not to) I've got a mega link right here for you guys:

mega.nz/#F!4t4HnCRT!9bGtYGSPy2-yydBkoIXHUw

THIS IS A NEW LINK, OLD ONE WAS BROKEN, IF YOU ALREADY DOWNLOADED, USE THIS FOLDER AND RE-DOWNLOAD THE GAME

I'm still looking for a couple Anons to be guild leaders for the literature club. If you're interested, let me know!
I wanna roll our characters out on March 14th, 11:59 PM EST, but if that doesn't work for anyone interested please let me know.
TIPS:
Press Alt+Z to turn the HUD on or off, this may be important in case an add-on breaks while you're playing
The first thing you should do is head into your interface options in the options menu by hitting ESC. Some good ones to check are the action bars, auto self-cast, show free bag space, and instant quest text
To whisper someone, hit enter then type /w [their name] without the brackets then hit space.

If anyone has any questions, link them to this post or ask Bread in the thread.

Sleep well Monikanon

I love Yuri and Yuri's cute friends!

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I love her as well!

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But she loves your blood even MORE!

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I love Yuri!

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2/2
Some more helpful tips:
You can move by double clicking your mouse, freeing up some of your keys to use as buttons, more specifically Q, W, E, A, S, and D.

Some more quality of life interface options, it'd be a good idea to uncheck the mature language filter if it's checked, disabling the spam filter would help too.
Checking all of the buttons on names is extremely helpful in finding NPCs, I always have all of my names turned on.
check everything in status text, it just makes things easier, although displaying hp as a percentage is mostly preference based.
I didn't really mess with the rest, so that's up to you.

the important chat options are:
/p - for party chat
/g - for guild chat
/join world - this is so you can talk with everyone in the server and learn what's going on (please don't get banned from world chat, there are mods on all the time)
if you want to type in world chat, look at what number it's been assigned to, then type /[number] then your message.

My two characters are Garasing and Breadanon, so you can go ahead and friend them when you get in-game. to friend someone, hit O to bring up your social tab, go to your friends tab, and click the add friend button and type their name. It's not a mutual friends list though, so if you want me to add your character as well, shoot me a whisper!

I'm actually going to bed now though, but still link your questions! I'll read them all when I get up.
Night everyone. Bread, out!

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I want AussieSayori to call me a sweet stupid git cunt while i am hypothesize by her sweet soft voice calling me mean names in a such a sweet voice that i just stare deeply in her eyes And then
she glass me

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"Here, user."
What the hell? Natsuki just gave you a doll of herself? Where'd she even get this? Who would sell a Natsuki Doll?
"They don't, of course. I bought a generic stuffed doll yesterday and added the changes myself. I thought you'd be able to tell that much at least."
Natsuki must be really good at this stuff, then. You can see now where she sewed in the hair, but before that it looked like a completely legitimate doll. Why did she make it though? Is it some kind of Voodoo spell?
"Don't be stupid, why would I make a voodoo doll of myself, much less give it to you. I just figured this was a nice way to thank you as all. Understand?"
You suppose that's true. The doll is kind of cute.
"Good. Now take that doll home with you and don't do any creepy perverted stuff to it. Not that I'll feel any of it, cause it's not a voodoo doll."
Natsuki shoves the doll in your hands and runs off covering her face.

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I love (You). Yes, (You).

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Crashing first.
Popping, screaming,
Blood rushing out.
He speaks to me.

Silent, discordant.
I don't understand.
Yelling at me,
Yet I hear no voice.

It takes a moment.
Finally, I realize.
It's not them who are silent.
It's me.

WAR! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR

>I then go home and take the doll to my room. After locking the door, I reach under the doll’s shirt and proceed to tickle it’s belly for a solid minute

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>You get a text later that night
>"user. Make sure whatever you do, don't hug or caress the doll in anyways. Again, it is not a voodoo doll. That would be silly and unbelievable."
>"Again, please remember NOT to hug, cuddle, or pat the doll's head. It won't do anything. It's just a doll and not a voodoo doll,"
>"The doll is also not for tickling. Tickling is strictly prohibited and, once again, because the doll is a doll and not a voodoo doll, would accomplish nothing."
>"And make sure you don't do any creepy things either. Again, I will not feel any of that, as it is not a voodoo doll."

Righty-o then mate, I'll see to it

>2:42
Woah! Okay. I think time is slipping away from me now that daylight savings happened. Goodnight /ddlc/. Sweet dreams.

Woah! This Monika knows how to party!

LET'S DANCE EVERYONE!

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>Put the doll by the stuffed rabbit my sister gave me six or so months before I moved out.

I hate dancing but fine

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why boner

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Yare yare... Here goes nothing.

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No. Dancing is off topic and has nothing to do with DDLC.

Fine. Just this once.

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goodnight user!

>you come out of the shower naked, forgetting the doll is in the room
>You get dressed, do homework, go to sleep, all the other things
>Natsukidoll endures the whole weekend with you
>Natsuki is simply fawning over you at the club
>You have no idea why
>'Must be my new cologne' you think

Does anyone have the .webm where MC is drawing sayori with crayons after her death? I saw it like 100 threads back but I didn't save it and I'm too lazy to look for it...

Also you should have this:
youtube.com/watch?v=0x40d3-x8zg

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Dance mofos!

youtube.com/watch?v=bcvdTrGmfeo&index=2&list=PL-lx1VBmrGcUODiTLqaHvup6Q7XP9JtZn&t=0s

here you go
>Suddenly, everyone else gives user a doll
>Yuri's seems to move occasionally
>Sayori's always ends up in your bed somehow
>Monika's is the only normalish one, and you begin asking it for homework help and attempt to deduct the answers from her eyes

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Fuck you.
Fine, I'll actually dance.

>user 1: Does anyone have this image?
>user 2: Here it is, user 1.
>user 3: Fuck you for posting that image!

Every time.

I'm a different person and the image makes me sad.

here you go anons
FINnished mermaid Natsuki
had this done awhile ago but my internet cucked me

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you should learn to count
it's a very helpful skill to have

Can someone explain the appeal of this game? It wasn't scary, and the characters were intentionally written as bland cliches as a meta commentary on the genre and fandom.

Someone give me four words, four words that remind you of Russia.

youtube.com/watch?v=o3q6S1ucf-A

Some people find it scary and liked the characters. Welcome to the wonderful world of opinions.

I owe you friend

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Here is your (You)

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i used to think it was the literature but now i realize it's about the club

i love you koha

one of the cutest anons by far~

youtube.com/watch?v=5M2WhusvSZQ&list=PLoHV7URkC-ghLvkZpHCgyo5G5QyzSDTjv&index=6&ab_channel=YoupasMusique
Lets get some disco up in here!

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You can like whatever you want, squadfam.

youtube.com/watch?v=xPWxFSq2q3w

Under da sea~!
Subarashii~!

Oh my God, Natsuki! Get off that sea creature's head! It's gonna eat you!

I desperately wanna be part of her world.

Why did the people put the disco records in the pile and set them on fire in the baseball place?

I wish it was about the literature. I have more books on my kindle since I like their reading format better.
Suggest books anons. I suggest The Road to Serfdom by Hayek

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>Why did the people put the disco records in the pile and set them on fire in the baseball place
I guess they didnt like disco i for one love for what it is i wish there was some old disco clubs around i would definitely take my doki and dance the night away with her
either just with Disco or City popyoutube.com/watch?v=2Kt8HP1VEPU&ab_channel=Usufruct

>Shredding protein bars into tiny flake sizes and pouring them into Mermaid Natsuki's tank.

I like to read RPG systems, but I'm almost out of them to read.

Looking great as always lad! Can't wait to see the next one

So there's Monicucks, Natsukiniggers, and Sayorishills. What do we call Yurifags?

Yuriyawners because their writing is full of a ton of purple prose

Manga isn't literature you midget.

masturbatory aid!

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nice, read some choose your own adventure books next, or some terry pratchet. or maybe The Prince and write your own kingdom that looks bad but is actually good but harsh

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thanks user

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Yuritards

I wont. You're a good person and I respect your taste.
I was gonna make a bulli joke about Natsuki and abusing but I decided not to.

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You're a good person too, and I'm glad you made the right choice.

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Post cute natsukis!

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Night Anons. Tell Doodle I love him

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>watching let's play of japanese
Damn, here I thought the girls were cute but in Japanese my heart is just not going to survive.

It's also interesting to see the speech/personality of each. Monika definitely gained some more charisma/fox point, and Natsuki is just TOO FREAKING CUTE.

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Aye sure
Night lad, have a good one

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Monika but the burger keeps falling on her head

Has it been ported/translated yet? How can Monika get even better? Link me?

>but in Japanese my heart is just not going to survive
You mean some jap woman voices everything the characters say?
If so, color me interested.

you are gorgeous holy kike

i'm swooned

The liars have to admit it!
They are liars!
Not of the natives!
Backed by the scum!
Proxied and astroturfed!
Trying to cover it up
As they match in foreign uniforms
But you were a liar!
And now everyone knows it!

>ywn hold back your gluttonous behavior and not eat the fries to look more attractive to natsuki

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How come I got reported? Is it because I no have boobs?

>purple
You say it like it's a bad thing.

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I was waiting for someone to pick up on that wording!

>Has it been ported/translated yet?
Yes, but
>You mean some jap woman voices everything the characters say?
To some extent only. Apparently the "good" translation go finished just a month ago and streamers have picked it up only recently. The few I saw before had problems like bad quality or the streamer getting bored and not reading everything.

Right now I'm still looking for a good Japanese let's play but it means I have to sit for a good hour or so. I'll post a link in the thread as soon as I find one though if people are interested.

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Hope you don't mind an official cupcake!
Don't stay up too late, anons!

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So, all the people who lied and played princes in the war of lies...are all around me...and my heart is racing...

What do I say?

Can I have a cute Monika?

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This outfit is too damn cute for it's own good desu

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>official cupcake and official bundle of sunshine
All it reminds me of these days is that we never got official Yuri toes, goddamit!
Also, are those freckles? Why are they black?

Not a big fan of cupcakes or chocolate but I'll eat them for natsuki.

cute natsukis!
youtube.com/watch?v=ftPEHxCLUn0

Libitina when danlet I know you're there