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fuck furries
fuck doc
fuck d-boys
>be d-boy squad
>find a gun in light, kill two nerds, unlock armory, get more guns, stop at nuke room, get more guns
>between us there's two NTF rifles, two pistols, a 1911, and the Scorpion
>nothing can stop us
>find entrance
>find peanut
>face peanut
>mowed down by NTF showing up from behind
>spectate immediately latches onto an NTF
>watch as entire squad gets mowed down by one LT at the back
...
New SCP concept - 9 year old girl who mutates rapidly in the presence of anomalies to counteract their effects (mutations wear off after a few hours, at most). Not immune to non-anomalous stuff, like bullets.
Waifu-bait for idiots, designed to kick Mary Sue types in the nuts, but would require careful writing to avoid being one herself.
173: Girl turns into marble for three hours, can't be snapped.
049: Spontaneously develops bubonic plague, is actually healed when the doctor touches her, doctor shows no further interest.
096: Goes blind, develops rudimentary echolocation.
106: Randomly, rapidly dimension jaunts, even without wanting to, until she ends up where she was originally. Usually takes about two minutes.
Etc etc etc.
Imagine this SCP as a gameplay mechanic in Secret Lab. It'd obviously be able to fuck with the other SCPs - which faction would it be a part of? What would its objectives be? What would the other factions make of it?
Too slow, though at least you didn't just copypaste the entire OP without bothering to put the correct previous thread.
its not my thread.
then why'd you post it here
Your move
Someone else post. Keep it alive.
ded
>posts are >3 minutes apart
R.I.P
Any boys in EU want to join me at
neo.shitpost.info
>yuros in college / wageslaving
>burgers asleep
???
Good. I'm doing this for every other game.
People are playing.
How would you properly implement 035?
dboi x scp otp
>tfw you're outside 914 tryin to get them to open the door for you and they just wont open it
>D-boy
>Survive a 1/8th chance in the Shadow realm at the start of the game
>Make it through Heavy into entrance zone by sneaking past the checkpoint gate
>All the SCP's are there and they teamed up with an NTF intercom micspammer
>Cornered and shot in the head
I've never been so disgusted in all of my life.
This thread is cancer
Who is the chemo?
High Poon and the list chads
SCP - 500
why do people think lanky can't jump and kill boys on top of things?
Thank god I can mute him.
Sounds like more cancer to me desu.
>SCP personnel below Level 3 are now banned from handling SCP-500. This is not to be used to cure a hangover. Get AIDS and then ask permission.
You mean the literal faggot who made an attetion whore post?
try jumping on the railings in entrance as lanky where you often see humans kite SCPs
i'll come play later
>update adds motion blur and a mute option
>Guys the game is just in an unplayable state now, it’s dead. I literally can’t even
Good riddance t b h
IKEA map when
I feel as though an update isn't something to be excited about unless it adds gameplay elements.
Was it autism?
listen, listen, i know you're new
but how can you be THIS new, lads?
lurk moar, maybe once you make the list you'll fit in and be less toxic
not yet my friend
Series 1 SCPs
>Cliche, poorly-written, or an anomalous object based on an already-existing thing in culture and/or media
Series 4 SCPs
>About 20-30% of them are possibly world-ending because of that fucking contest
>The rest are legitimately good
apollyon btw
I dunno. Is it ethical to make an android with autism? Is making an android with autism the work of an autistic person? Is making a person who may or may not have autism who makes an android with autism the work of an autistic person?
your mom didnt seem to mind
how do I micspam in high quality without a mic?
R8 my dream last night
>be me
>be in scp world
>have to take a shit
>start taking a shit in literal 5ftx5ft room
>hear fighting and weird stuff outside
>scared and pooping .jpg
>all of the sudden
>explosion sound
>sound of door ripping off like larry busts a move
>peanut is infront of me and is already 2 feet into the room
>im stareing at him and trying to figure out what i do
>i know every second i wait is a second sooner to my noodle neck
i woke up after that
my bad, I’m usually busy playing the game to shitpost about it on Veeky Forums
>aka "Clef" is not my boss
What's the one thing you want in an update that would massively improve the game?
Revert the shitty shadows. I can't see shit.
Get rid of the the bugs and make the game more stable in general. Also the option to turn off motion blur and chromatic aberration.
Larry buffs.
You can turn off motion blur. Just not in the menu during a round.
Stability all around, I want less frame drops, crashing and other nonsense before more gameplay implementation right now
Really? Hadn't noticed that yet. Thanks.
Jesus fuck. Thank god for the mute button.
>literal trannies in the server
>scps protecting them
>ntf escorting them (fucking dbois) to escape
To the peanut stuck in the ammo room, enjoy :^)
>put the cow bell in the intercom room to give everyone the super spooks
>standing inside 914 kills people on both the input and output
>music sheet room has the actual music sheet and plays symphony music when standing close to it but slowly kills you
>plays symphony music
but the sheet doesnt make anything sensible
I just think hearing music would be a nice touch is all.
What's an appropriate situation to Mute a player?
Micspamming grabage songs and ear rape.
micspamming (if they keep doing it with really retarded shit)
non-english speaker/poor english speaker/speak with an unintelligible accent
Whenever they are on "The List" so you can quickly check muties who are to be kos
crowdfunded open source KOS list.
Inventory on numbers instead of having to use tab+mouse.
EU server still empty
>killfeed added
>someone throws grenade in elevator
>everyone kills the person on sight
What can I say? I'm still at work to get money to pay taxes that support your NEET life style
multifaceted, neural networked, machine-learning, industrial application grade, multi-core, dynamic peer-to-peer blockchain Automute list with feature-rich Discord integration so Lingie can make changes on-the-fly.
am i technically still a neet if i airbnb 2 apartments?
Here's my idea for SCP:SL
>a single UIU agent is thrown in when no NTF/CI are present on surface
>equiped with a silenced piston, a crappier CI card and a camera
>main objective is to make 3 photos of different SCP objects (both players and structures) and escape the facility
>after that respawn with a super soaker and an 05 card
>the photos made by UIU are shown to everyone alongside with stats after the round has ended (the only requirement for the photos is to have at least ~70% of the object captured in them so you can have d-boys posing too)
>first to die to peanut everytime I spawn in light for the last 30 games
I'll come on shortly.
stop being reterded
If you have to wonder whether you are a neet, you 100% are.
Get a job.
how is peanut snap real just look at him nigga just walk away
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Enough room over here.
You can juke peanut to kingdom's come if there's no other SCP.
Maybe turn-based jrpgs are more for you?
I've had at least two videogame dreams about having to lineback the femur breaker as larry against endless dboys and scientists. Needless to say it's not very restful.
if they're on the list you know they're based
not when you're alone and when the only way out is a double door red room :^)
Even then. I'm not the one to slur something like GIT GUD but you should definetly consider gitting gud.
ntf should have a dboy recapture objective and not just kill on sight
Disarmed d-bois spawning as MTF instead of Chaos would solve that
Have them respawn as mall cops, so it's still preferable to get escorted out by Chaos.
neo.shitpost.info
Please, we need some more players.
>Mute doesn't even fucking work
ok
I think I've been banned, I don't know why, I was just a beginner trying to play as best as I could, will I ever be unbanned or can I never play with Veeky Forums again?
>rescue 2 nerds
>head back down B lift with them
>CI right in my face
I cleared a random ban maybe it was you. I check the folder every day since people like to go to the admin panel and get auto banned.
i'll join in a sec
I think everyone left, it was just me an a couple of other people 10 minutes ago.
It might have been, I pressed a random key and a password thing popped up, I was messing around with the radio so I thought it had something to do with that, I tried typing "password" and then I was banned.
>random ban
ah shit, well maybe we can get more people together later
Are we dying lads?
its almost 12pm america is sleep
wait for server restart
Thanks to the mute function nobody says anything anymore out of fear to get muted by everyone so the game becomes so boring everyone quits
This desu lad
It was necessary but at the same time it's going to create a shitter atmosphere.