>News Chicken wins the latest US and EU Splatfest! New Weapon! Neo Sploosh-o-matic is available! Sub: beakons; Special: tentamissiles Pearl and Marina amiibo will release on July 13! Inklings will be in Smash Bros. 2018! The Octo Expansion DLC has been announced for Summer 2018! A brand new campaign with 80 missions and playable Octolings for $20! Version 3.0 is coming in late April with piles of new content! Over 100 pieces of gear, Rank X, and new and returning stages including Piranha Pit, Camp Triggerfish, and Wahoo World!
Should Photoshop a welfare check in her hand and a baby belly
Carter Campbell
No they suck because of crappy hitboxes and lag
Colton Hughes
>Currently, over 20 stages are rotated across 4 different battle types in Ranked Battle mode. This allows players to enjoy playing a variety of stages, but it takes an extremely long time before a specific battle type and stage combination reoccurs. This may keep players from mastering their strategy and achieving even more high-level play.
>After Ver.3.0.0, the Ranked Battle stage roster will be limited to 8 per battle type. Then, at the monthly X Power reset, the stage selection will refresh to a different set of 8. Why...this sounds so stupid. all they have to do is just giving us 3 stages per rotation.
Andrew Kelly
Gross
Luke Roberts
And 20 tick rate
Matthew Gomez
16
Hunter Jones
I hope a patch comes out to filter offensive skin color
>try and play solo queue to get ready for X >enemy team always has at least 2 sparkles on their team >my team is always meme weapons like inkbrush and eliter
Gavin Rodriguez
Spoiler this shit
Bentley Nelson
She needs a jacket. The poor things probably freezing
Luis Kelly
Would go to jail for having sexual relations with.
Blacks are on welfare. Remove the shoes, too expensive.
Owen Lopez
>Use Tentamissles >Have all four members of entire team locked on and ready to fire >It's about to be a party up in here >As soon as you fire your hands accidentally shift to where only one target is locked on >Disappointment I wish I had more stable hands.
Probably poor, uneducated, and has daddy issues due to him abandoning her and 20 other bitches.
Levi James
We should have a day where we all change our squids to the darkest skin tone in support of squids of color.
Gavin Young
Has to resort to twerking because no brain.
Chase King
Burst Bomb Launcher.
Chase Baker
Charger-bucket hybrid that you have to spin up like a shot putter.
Jose Watson
dont we already support them enough? They take welfare and our hard earned money and in a turn just chimpout and gangbang with the homies. They contribute nothing to society.
Lincoln Cooper
I actually don't like the darkest skin-tone one bit. Not racist unnecessarily but they clash so much with the colors on the ink and the game in general. One tone lighter is my personal favorite though.
That won't really work in Splatoon because everything has to have short range by shooter standards. There's a reason they went with airburst grenade launchers.
Hudson Clark
Which is why e-litre remains fucking retarded to this day.
Chase Davis
>tfw i want to draw these woomies >tfw i want to draw these woomies and my octo doing stuff >not great art ill do it some day /ink/ , i promise you we'll build a beautiful world.
Post it anyways my dude. If nothing else it'll be a conversation starter. All woomies deserve love and we've been neglecting a good chunk of them.
Wyatt James
Its range is still limited, and it's kinda jarring how it just stops and drops where it ends. It would be even more noticable with a slow projectile.
Henry Carter
I wish the darkest tone was actually black under typical lighting instead of dark brown. Was disappointed I couldn’t have a jet black inkling. I wouldn’t mind a blue-black too, to go along with the sepia we already have. I kinda just want more ink-colored little gremlins.
Easton Rivera
WHY? WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA? MOTHERFUCKING WHY? HOW CAN I FIX THIS BEFORE THEY KILL THE FUCKING GAME?
Lincoln Miller
At least do it every week, nintendo.
Benjamin Sanders
I assume it causes less bugs to just limit the rotation instead of something useful like adding 3 maps to a rotation.
Justin Baker
I commission and post my woomer plenty, she's just always left out because she's not a cum dumpster. Sad!
Moist Ghillie Suit has to be one of the worst cosmetics they have added to the game.
The hat and shoes are okay but the actual shirt is vomit
Joshua Thomas
Along with the map and weapon updates happening at the start of the month, and the end of month top player chart, I guess they're trying to force the ranked meta to change more. They still seem to be convinced that limiting people to certain stage combinations will make them pick different weapons.
Ethan Butler
>update What the fuck
Noah Bell
Lewd posting hours?
Jonathan Lewis
No... no. Trust me, I have autism when it comes to color theory, what ninty did was create a game with a natural light setting to specifically counter the saturated colors of the inklings and their ink. Its why the game is so easy on the eyes. Except recently, with the bright ass yellow and white ink of the splatfest. That was awful. But yeah, something as strong as total black would be just as bad, and inklings wouldn't have their eye shadows would they?
Cooper Bailey
My boy was not lewd
Joseph Green
Color theory autism user, post best ink color combos from greatest to least
Cameron Perry
mall was patched so dualiefags can stop killing themselves
Christopher Gonzalez
Splatoon1 is best splatoon
Colton Lewis
Fuck no, can they take that shit map away and make blackbelly and 9/11 join it
Just ignore monkeyposting they are just trying to stir shit up like usual
Cameron Kelly
The thing about human skin tones is that all colors go pretty well with it. That's why fashion spans all colors on the spectrum. Though I guess some would debate that if you are really dark-skinned you should avoid a pure white suit, and vise versa. But that's getting off topic, green best color.
Best Splatoon would be a cross between Splat1 and Spla2n. As much as I like 1 more than 2, some changes like QR, Damage Up and the new mechanics for chargers and rollers are too good to give up. Though not all, Nozzles were better in 1.
Logan Evans
Blacks should also avoid night because they disappear