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>News
Chicken wins the latest US and EU Splatfest!
New Weapon! Neo Sploosh-o-matic is available! Sub: beakons; Special: tentamissiles
Pearl and Marina amiibo will release on July 13!
Inklings will be in Smash Bros. 2018!
The Octo Expansion DLC has been announced for Summer 2018! A brand new campaign with 80 missions and playable Octolings for $20!
Version 3.0 is coming in late April with piles of new content! Over 100 pieces of gear, Rank X, and new and returning stages including Piranha Pit, Camp Triggerfish, and Wahoo World!

>Wiki
splatoonwiki.org/

>Patch notes
en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/~/how-to-update-splatoon-2

>S2 gear & weapon lists (contains unreleased weapons)
leanny.github.io/splat2/
leanny.github.io/splat2/newgear.html

>Loadout planner with weapons, gear, abilities, and stat calculations
loadout.ink/

>List of possible main abilities for gear from Splatnet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18ip1HahYq8DRZRgSEXoRqa915aThLXPb79AFF91HCe4/edit#gid=0

>League weapon usage data
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1k78z_Nz7xDXcSSK5lCtNMKwNE0tRea_vHf6cavl8KLI/edit#gid=255836450

>Add your FC to the list of FC below:
docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link

>List of FC:
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing

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Whiter than you, achmed

>cozy yebbie cuddle cave
count me gay as fuck

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Fuck you nigger

Xth for sweaty octos

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#NoNiggers

Reminder blasters are airburst rocket launchers and not shotguns

What's an octo

>tfw actual shotguns suck because of the shield gimmick
grizzco brella for MP when

Plz let's keep this thread white only.

No blacks allowed.

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Nigger

Should Photoshop a welfare check in her hand and a baby belly

No they suck because of crappy hitboxes and lag

>Currently, over 20 stages are rotated across 4 different battle types in Ranked Battle mode. This allows players to enjoy playing a variety of stages, but it takes an extremely long time before a specific battle type and stage combination reoccurs. This may keep players from mastering their strategy and achieving even more high-level play.

>After Ver.3.0.0, the Ranked Battle stage roster will be limited to 8 per battle type. Then, at the monthly X Power reset, the stage selection will refresh to a different set of 8.
Why...this sounds so stupid. all they have to do is just giving us 3 stages per rotation.

Gross

And 20 tick rate

16

I hope a patch comes out to filter offensive skin color

What abilities to run with Roller?

Only niggers cause lag

ninja squid and full swim speed

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movement speed, swim speed
your objective is to get within dick-sucking distance

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Wtf is wrong with this disgusting thing?

How sexually aggressive are octolings?

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Its a nigger

What's an octoling?

gays begone

not enough pictures of brown wooms

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Post rare woomys

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Whites only. Because you can't spell whites without wit.

because they are ugly

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Say something nice about this woomy

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this is feeces wearing a hat

>try and play solo queue to get ready for X
>enemy team always has at least 2 sparkles on their team
>my team is always meme weapons like inkbrush and eliter

Spoiler this shit

She needs a jacket. The poor things probably freezing

Would go to jail for having sexual relations with.

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Glad I'm not the only one who thought it looked like that.

White man first saw a nigger and was like, damn thats "lacking a brain". Let's combine the two words and came up with black.

the darker the better

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Blacks are on welfare. Remove the shoes, too expensive.

>Use Tentamissles
>Have all four members of entire team locked on and ready to fire
>It's about to be a party up in here
>As soon as you fire your hands accidentally shift to where only one target is locked on
>Disappointment
I wish I had more stable hands.

opinions on this woomy?

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Use sticks motion controls are for dumb jocks with upper body strength

just superjump back to spawn

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Probably poor, uneducated, and has daddy issues due to him abandoning her and 20 other bitches.

We should have a day where we all change our squids to the darkest skin tone in support of squids of color.

Has to resort to twerking because no brain.

Burst Bomb Launcher.

Charger-bucket hybrid that you have to spin up like a shot putter.

dont we already support them enough? They take welfare and our hard earned money and in a turn just chimpout and gangbang with the homies. They contribute nothing to society.

I actually don't like the darkest skin-tone one bit. Not racist unnecessarily but they clash so much with the colors on the ink and the game in general. One tone lighter is my personal favorite though.

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There's a reason they're called amazons.

I like this woomy

I have a black friend that said that it's too black even for him.

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Fucking don't, that's waste of a special in every mode but turf war.

Black skin in general is not appealing

When are we gonna expand on other woomies than slut or speedy ? There really isnt much info on tennis, green, cowgirl and a few others.

I'm sorry. Have you considered hanging him from a tree?

Same here

That's still not rockets. Rockets travel in straight lines.
Jesus fuck user, is this your first videogame?

When you talk about them and/or commission art that expands on them. There are a few woomies I wouldn't mind learning more about.

Plan on doing that for my woomy after I take care of a few more woomies on the bottom pages

>all des raciss ass crackrs ITT
post youre address now mufugga so I come pop yo ass
punk ass whitey talkin shit

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That won't really work in Splatoon because everything has to have short range by shooter standards. There's a reason they went with airburst grenade launchers.

Which is why e-litre remains fucking retarded to this day.

>tfw i want to draw these woomies
>tfw i want to draw these woomies and my octo doing stuff
>not great art
ill do it some day /ink/ , i promise you we'll build a beautiful world.

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ayo meet me sumwer honkey
see what happens

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It's bad.

Post it anyways my dude. If nothing else it'll be a conversation starter. All woomies deserve love and we've been neglecting a good chunk of them.

Its range is still limited, and it's kinda jarring how it just stops and drops where it ends. It would be even more noticable with a slow projectile.

I wish the darkest tone was actually black under typical lighting instead of dark brown. Was disappointed I couldn’t have a jet black inkling. I wouldn’t mind a blue-black too, to go along with the sepia we already have. I kinda just want more ink-colored little gremlins.

WHY?
WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA?
MOTHERFUCKING WHY?
HOW CAN I FIX THIS BEFORE THEY KILL THE FUCKING GAME?

At least do it every week, nintendo.

I assume it causes less bugs to just limit the rotation instead of something useful like adding 3 maps to a rotation.

I commission and post my woomer plenty, she's just always left out because she's not a cum dumpster. Sad!

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Moist Ghillie Suit has to be one of the worst cosmetics they have added to the game.

The hat and shoes are okay but the actual shirt is vomit

Along with the map and weapon updates happening at the start of the month, and the end of month top player chart, I guess they're trying to force the ranked meta to change more. They still seem to be convinced that limiting people to certain stage combinations will make them pick different weapons.

>update
What the fuck

Lewd posting hours?

No... no. Trust me, I have autism when it comes to color theory, what ninty did was create a game with a natural light setting to specifically counter the saturated colors of the inklings and their ink. Its why the game is so easy on the eyes. Except recently, with the bright ass yellow and white ink of the splatfest. That was awful.
But yeah, something as strong as total black would be just as bad, and inklings wouldn't have their eye shadows would they?

My boy was not lewd

Color theory autism user, post best ink color combos from greatest to least

mall was patched so dualiefags can stop killing themselves

Splatoon1 is best splatoon

Fuck no, can they take that shit map away and make blackbelly and 9/11 join it

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Just ignore monkeyposting they are just trying to stir shit up like usual

The thing about human skin tones is that all colors go pretty well with it. That's why fashion spans all colors on the spectrum. Though I guess some would debate that if you are really dark-skinned you should avoid a pure white suit, and vise versa.
But that's getting off topic, green best color.

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Best Splatoon would be a cross between Splat1 and Spla2n. As much as I like 1 more than 2, some changes like QR, Damage Up and the new mechanics for chargers and rollers are too good to give up. Though not all, Nozzles were better in 1.

Blacks should also avoid night because they disappear