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First for Ciri
Would I make a great Gwent card designer if I gave the following ability to Gaunter:
Strengthen self to a random value between 1 and 26.
Basically his median value would be 13 while also having the potential to either screw you over or win you the game with around 4% chance to gain the full 26 value.
No need to thank me for my great ideas.
Kys
Burza's AMA questions, thanks reddit.
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t. cuck
>trissfag plays gwent
wew
That's a decent idea, so no you wouldn't make a good member of the gwent team.
>being this new
He very well might be. As much as I dislike anime and weebery in general he's alright.
Still not going to watch him or anyone else play Gwent though, holy hell.
Second for daddy issues
assumed you're too delicate of a soul for the cancer that's gwent community
when i click 2 targets to duel, does the first "click" or the second "click" punch first?
first
boring. The man of glass deserves an interesting mechanic.
Feel free to tell your idea.
Am I a faggot for being optimistic about the changes, especially concerning the coin flip and the create cards?
Also Rethaz is gone
zzz...zzz...
Na, the faggots here are blowing everything out of proportion as per usual
You aren't a faggot but you are probably kinda new.
TRISS IS A CUTE !!
A CUTE !!
GWENT IS SHIT
ALL CARD GAMES ARE SHIT
TRISS IS SHIT
ALL WAIFUS ARE SHIT
The absolute madman.
it's ridiculous how salty he is 2 months after his ban. Do people really keep track of games they've quit for good?
The dude has some sort of personality disorder. A few days ago, he tweeted out this very sincere message about how he would be stepping away from content creation because he couldn't cope with his depression. Then like two days later he's on Twitch streaming Gwent with the title 'SCREW THE RULES'.
He's just a depressed autist and an attention whore
This just shows how desperate the game is, when a dude like this used to get 200-300 viewers.
The guy was pretty entertaining though. Every community needs a sort of "bad boy".
I remembered tuning in once and i couldn't understand a word he spoke and there seemed to be a parrot screeching to the mic.
>pretty entertaining
>birds screeching constantly in the background, if you lower the volume so they are not annoying, you can't hear what that fag says
I just restarted the game after rushing through it and finding out that I was underleveled for everything.
What are some fun quests to do?
how to build viable spooky skeleton nr deck
Considering that Gwent has progressively gotten worse you may be a bit misguided.
Step 1: Remove all cursed units and spells from deck
Step 2: Add machines
Step 3: Add bearded shouty man
Step 4: Rape Ves
Step 5: Profit
Hey, don't rape Ves!
But rape's the best part about playing NR!
The only good skeletons are the ones who pull your spells. If you want to try skelly->flail->sorceress isn't completely horrible. The rest has to be a viable NR archetype of your choice. Adda, while not being amazing, isn't as bad as the other new leaders.
If this going to become the new shitposting meme I swear I will haunt your nightmares and make you ejaculate early for the rest of your life.
Nobody cares how quickly you ejaculate if you're raping Ves
>and make you ejaculate early for the rest of your life.
I already do, sadly, premature ejaculation is a bitch
No memes here fren, just good clean benis in bagene. Besides, look into your heart user. You know it's true. Monsters don't rape. Elves are disinterested in sex and are dying out because of it. Dwarves don't rape because they think their own women are the best so they don't care about any others, and their women are highly protected. Nilfgaard doesn't rape because Sweers spits in the face of their soldiers. NR is the rapingest faction and all players with NR wins at the top of their profiles know what they're talking about in regards to this.
>nilfgaard doesn't rape
nice try nilflet
Nilfgaard raped Triss when they captured her in Witcher 2
So I just played through blood and wine for the first time and chose to save Syanna. Why did she randomly ask Geralt if he wants to fuck? Did she have some ulterior motive?
Please. All the slapping and women screaming you hear in the premium version of that card is just the women clapping their moistened hands together and screaming for joy at the sight of the proud Nilfgaardian army parading past. The picture just depicts some soldiers kindly restraining the women so they don't strain themselves from over-exuberant celebrating.
Also why nilflet fren? I'm not shitting on NR, I've got NR as my most played faction.
There is nothing wrong with vigorous Ves coitus.
She liked it though. She was moaning in ecstasy at the very thought when assire decompressed her.
They wouldn't DARE !!!!
Females like having sexual intercourse
I want to cum on those lips
I mean she fucked a vampire just so she could use him so she probably just loves Geralt and wants a closer relationship, you know?
The devs noticed that their horny playerbase didn't have any new pussy to pound in a cinematic so they've put syanna forward
I always feel bad about this art and I love me some nilfgaard artowrks
She pretty much outright says that geralt is exactly her type, plus she appreciates someone going out of their way to help her.
t.virgin
You're really going to call ME the virgin huh... It's typical for women to feel a dull discomfort in their puddi's that make they want to be filled and horny
ANGRY TRISS, ANGRY TRISS!!!
Bitch was horny.
>Bitch
Show some respect user.
women are horny as fuck, they just dont want to fuck your fat ass
ANNA HENRIETTA not sylvia anna ok. praise dukessa
Valve will save us
They're the only ones who can make Gwent great again.
Absolutely untrue! See, every single time I have asked a female to have a sexual intercourse with me, they have refused.
Clearly, females do not enjoy having sex.
redpill me on streamers. who is worth watching?
Day9 is pleasant
Depends on what you want. Do you want a tryhard stream to learn the game? Do you want chill hangout streams? Do you want memes and gimmicks?
None.
Every single streamer plays one of the same 3 boring netdecks.
So if you are into that it doesn't matter who you watch.
What i find weird is there is not a single one Arena streamer.
tryhard, my fav faction is nr btw
I think there are arena streamers. If only gwent arena wasn't shit, there would be more of them with higher viewcounts.
Merchant.
Your only real option is superjj or shinmiri2 maybe but they don't play much NR afaik.
But she is a bitch
>I think there are arena streamers
Name one.
>If only gwent arena wasn't shit
I find arena 10000x more entertaining then constructed.
It's bad enough grinding yourself at constructed, letalone watch other people go thru the misery playing the same deck against the same 4 different decks.
>watching merchant
lmaoing at your life
No need to be rude.
QuillAndLance tryhards NR. Shinmiri is plays all sorts of things but he's another good tryhard stream.
I don't know their names since I am not interested in watching that but I'm pretty sure I've seen some dude with a title like 10x9 arena wins or smth.
If that's your cup of tea, good for you man. I just think it's bland as fuck. I was excited about it before it released but it's just not for me unfortunately.
>Name one.
Crokeyz.
KBT, shinmiri2, adamnadrac
cutie!
shinmiri is the only 10/10 streamer in terms of quality and skill, the drawback of him is that he has no personality and is boring to watch
made it to 7 wins with 0 losses, wish me luck against the stacked 8 and 9 win deck boys
Good luck user!
>Name a card with better art
Protip: you can't
just lost the first game, got into round 3 up a card but then had striga as my last card and had to damage my own unit because his cards were all monsters
Her fat tits compressed and you can even see her fleshy thighs!
Just how i love my Trissfu
Do you have a version of this without the logo?
you know you can discard