I didn't used to believe in elo hell folk in any game until I fell into mid silver after a bad string of games. How the fuck do these people breath? Zero situational awareness, zero mechanical skill, zero tactical decision making. Running in front of my shields, going off alone as healers, Widows and Hanzos missing fucking bodyshots multiple times in a row against still targets.
Jesus christ. I hope they do a total SR reset soon or better yet base it on your personal performance instead of whether or not you actually get people who aren't fucking invalids.
Shanghai really has no chance against Philly, do they?
Gavin Powell
I want to lick his pussy.
Christian Long
They mentioned some unannounced Overwatch themed game at the last investor call didn't they? I wonder what it might be, a omnic crisis era RTS would be hella sweet but I kind of doubt it.
Luis Allen
I do the same, although they're all unlisted. It's mostly for me to keep a collection of amusing highlights and send them to my friends if fI think they're funny or relevant.
It's like hanging pictures, sentimental art, and awards in your room / house. Nobody is gonna see them, but damn you're gonna be proud of yourself or have fond memories of them when you look back on them in the future
>enemy team literally can't not have perfect RNG for 20 straight minutes Thanks Brode
Daniel Lee
I keep them open no one watches them. It started out to see my dpi but I kept doing it. I don't know. I know they aren't impressive. I don't look at them and think damn I'm good.
Juan Ward
No pls, China numbah one, on an unrelated note >tfw no Red Guard or PLA skin for Mei
>Diamond Tracer main >Been maining her for 3 seasons now and climbed from plat to where I am now >Friend whos stuck in silver asks me to carry him, he even supplied me with an account >/owg/ always tells me about how easy it is to carry with Tracer >Lose almost every game and struggle myself against these silverlets W-What the fuck guys???
I hope that if they ever add a finnish hero they'll at least make them a gurl so they can have a rivalry with Brig.
Michael Cook
gib
Evan Green
>not a school shooter You had one job
Alexander Nelson
I borrowed my friends account, who is in bronze, and boosted his account using Tracer. I'm pretty meh with her but I was absolutely destroying the plebs in Silver, gaining like 100SR per win. Dunno what your problem is user
I don't want a good balance response to Dva I want her to be a complete throw pick. I'm tired of seeing this cunt in every game on every map.
Carson Cruz
Woah now, it's 2018 you can't say a girl can't be a school shooter
Cute Soe, feel free to post more.
Austin Murphy
Predictions for tonight >Boston chokes >Close game between New York and Seoul, Seoul pulls out on top at the last minute >Shanghai gets mercilessly stomped
Adam Allen
It is based on personal perfomance at that rank. Your placement matches are based on how well you perform.
Nolan Cook
If Fuel wins even 1 map it's confirmation xqc was hurting morale with his autism.
Alexander Howard
>4-stack on my team >3 of them instalock Hanzo, Widow & Sombra
She's also super boring to watch in OWL: >peashooter guns with huge hit-areas that slowly gnaw at enemies, yawn >is there a less interesting ability than defense matrix? vote on your smartphones now >literally every single match has one D.Va on both sides, seeing baby D.Vas run off ledges is fun for only so long the only interesting bits are when they do neat three pointer self-destructs. Imagine if every single D.Va was replaced with a Zarya. The matches would be absolute slaughtershows.
Jose Brown
>Healer: user change you do nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!! >Me: it's just that I haven't been healed yet this entire game... >Healer: omg noob dps stop dying >mfw enemy tracer and winston proceed to dive me again without any sort of help from my team
Seems you are the smelly one here silly conspiracytard
Jaxson Green
How hard is it to implement a grouping system like WoW where you chose your role(dps/tank/support) before the game starts? I keep getting 5 dps mains in every game I'm being put in.
Angel Morales
Oh no, remember to wear tinfoil so chemtrails don't turn your frogs autistic
Austin Gonzalez
But that's a good smell
Levi Clark
Geguri > Soe
Xavier Ross
I miss "Lena Oxton smells like a boy" poster.
Dylan King
If a map vote was ever implement all everyone would want to play is King's Row
Please I don't want another de_dust2
Kevin Allen
>2stack rage at doomfist on our team >they ask him to switch but sound like assholes about it >keep pestering him to switch every time either of them die >eventually he just spazzes and switches to sym >guys complaining about him shoot their ults in spawn >they won't stop complaining
The things that could be avoided if you would just not be a raging manbaby
