/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #563

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Eraser Edition
Previous thread: veekyforums.com/thread/208404543/video-games

Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to get the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa
Writefag Guide: dropbox.com/s/byvdxol3db6llwz/The DDLC Writefagging Guide.pdf?dl=0

Art and Miscellaneous
Fan-Made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Game Files Dump (full): mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Old Booru: ddlc.booru.org
New Booru: nddlc.booru.org/
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You):
youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

Don't erase everything you've done!
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
Lifeline (AU): lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

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All urls found in this thread:

veekyforums.com/thread/208404543/video-games
ddlc.moe
store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
twitter.com/lilmonix3
gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa
dropbox.com/s/byvdxol3db6llwz/The DDLC Writefagging Guide.pdf?dl=0
pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
ddlc.booru.org
nddlc.booru.org/
zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y
iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home
veekyforums.com/thread/208170008/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/208326158/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/208198061/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/208250648/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/208285863/video-games
pastebin.com/w1V243wL
excalibur(dot)ws/
strawpoll.me/15186956
strawpoll.me/15214295
mega.nz/#F!4t4HnCRT!9bGtYGSPy2-yydBkoIXHUw
youtube.com/watch?v=1m4tYUfYCj4
pastebin.com/VjS3GjmN
github.com/Monika-After-Story/MonikaModDev/releases/tag/v0.7.3
78.media.tumblr.com/e5508eb9f76f489c7c031d11cd76cf9a/tumblr_p5k4grYG1v1t1c52jo1_1280.jpg
youtube.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k
youtube.com/watch?v=HWqKPWO5T4o
pastebin.com/MhM482j7
veekyforums.com/thread/208372064/video-games
math.stackexchange.com/questions/47255/math-behind-rotation-in-ms-paint
youtube.com/watch?v=ptoN-5QE0Lw
youtube.com/watch?v=QIHUK68L9qQ
youtube.com/watch?v=u-dagR13REA
plentyofplants.bandcamp.com/track/natsuki
youtu.be/IY8rOSyR5Rw
youtube.com/watch?v=pGZCb75bOQQ
youtube.com/watch?v=dwvtbqa86b0&ab_channel=xXxJcarZxXx
youtube.com/watch?v=URxzu8EFBVY
i.4cdn.org/r9k/1521080499260.webm
youtube.com/watch?v=-S74ftNeRh4&ab_channel=DrakeBell-Topic
steamcommunity.com/id/mix_ore
youtube.com/watch?v=Q743-yAq4MA
youtube.com/watch?v=IuafNJBr-h0
youtu.be/ysPtBjY8o_A
youtu.be/mPdotLdAe7k
youtu.be/S-Xm7s9eGxU
youtu.be/cdopWRgFQeU
youtube.com/watch?v=ihUGSqJL--g
youtube.com/watch?v=PtRg1OAipjc
youtube.com/watch?v=TgoAgYR4584
pastebin.com/NtsF2zU2
youtube.com/watch?v=iSnOWqTPUNQ
youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_509632377&feature=iv&index=5&list=PLhyKYa0YJ_5Aq7g4bil7bnGi0A8gTsawu&src_vid=a_1IpUCUuVc&v=S-wSL4WqUws
veekyforums.com/thread/208503852/video-games

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

first for tf2 engineer

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I love Natsuki!

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Skullbone
Skullbone

First for Britsuki!

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Yuri is having fun!

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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I love my wife!

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idontknow
idontknow

Yuri loves Natsuki, too!

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whereismyname
whereismyname

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

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girlDog
girlDog

Daily reminder that Yuri loves you.

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Snarelure
Snarelure

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage drinking
- Self harm
- Suicide and suicide attempts
- Substance abuse (Any)
- Waifu wars
- Waifu bullying
- user bullying
- Heating water for your tea on the microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not doing your best to be the user your waifu would like
- Staying up late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I love her too!

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

see this
What do?

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Firespawn
Firespawn

I am back And I still love (You)!

eGremlin
eGremlin

veekyforums.com/thread/208404543/video-games
Here you are lad
Evening lad, how's you?
Payments all sorted yet or is that still in the works?

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FastChef
FastChef

Part those thighs and eat her out

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Pip pip, little cupcake!

Illusionz
Illusionz

"Can I put my head in between your thighs?"

MPmaster
MPmaster

Erect

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Burnblaze
Burnblaze

She is the sun in my sky!

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Booteefool
Booteefool

Good taste user!

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

MAS update finally.
HELL YEAH!

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Good afternoon, my lovelies! I hope you're all doing well so far today. We're halfway through the week now!
Welcome back to my poetry club; let's write!

Word of the thread is "mystic"!
Alternatives are 'star' and 'code'.

As always this is a great opportunity to try writing a poem, even if you've never done it before!
It's really simple and easy, all you have to do it take a word from above and write a poem about it! If you don't know how to write a poem, well... Just fake it! As long as you're trying, you'll be fine, I promise.
So really, don't worry about being good or bad. Don't be shy, okay? Just do your best!
I'd love to read your poems, so I hope you have fun writing them.

Short and sweet.
Monika!

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Booteefool
Booteefool

Reposting from last night so everyone sees it:

Hello, friends. I've been hard at work combing through a bunch of threads, and once again I've reviewed some poems. Sorry if it's not analytical enough for you; you should ask others for critique if you find that I wasn't helpful enough. Also: REMEMBER TO LINK YOUR POEMS TO THE PROMPT. IF YOU DON'T, SOMETIMES I'LL FIND THEM AND SOMETIMES I WON'T.

I will be covering poems from veekyforums.com/thread/208170008/video-games to veekyforums.com/thread/208326158/video-games this time.

veekyforums.com/thread/208170008/video-games
Keked. Good job on this shitpost/parody.

veekyforums.com/thread/208170008/video-games
Hmm, a goodbye poem. Perhaps referring to a mentor, father, role model, or leader? I enjoy the imagery used here, as well as the strategic spacing in the second stanza. In the end, we all do go through a lot of shit, don't we? Let's hope it's worth it in the end.

veekyforums.com/thread/208170008/video-games
Not really a poem, but whatever. What is this story about, and where will it go? I'd honestly like to find out. Do you have a pastebin of it?

veekyforums.com/thread/208170008/video-games
A poem based on the sea? Forgive me for not really understanding the message, but I gather that it describes some kind of divine inspiration, motivating you to strike past your shallow limits. Am I close?
Faterika
Where did this meme even come from?

veekyforums.com/thread/208170008/video-games
Very nice job with all of the rhymes right before purposefully dropping the scheme on the last line. It almost seemed like you had a pattern of syllables in each stanza's lines; was that intentional? I also like the repetition at the beginning of each stanza, which kind of sets the poem's rhythm. As for the message of the poem's words, howeverm this one stumps me as well. It holds the feeling of having horrific skeletons in the closet from a darker past. However, there seems to be a curious lack of regret and instead a sense of remorseless menace. What kind of secrets have you hidden in your abandoned city, user?

veekyforums.com/thread/208170008/video-games
:^(

veekyforums.com/thread/208198061/video-games
Me too, pal. Me too.

con't

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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Now those are some thighs to kill with.
Pic related

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hairygrape
hairygrape

Yep, just got it done. And I'm doing pretty okay. How are you?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

veekyforums.com/thread/208404543/video-games

For the two years I knew him, he never was someone that would stick his nose in business other than his own. He was a typical shut-in.
Not the brightest bulb on the porch, either. But recently, he got all talkative of a sudden. And I'd be damned, he's a smooth one.
This HAS something to do with that damned clubroom, I tell you. Ever since the incident, no one even dared to go near that place. And yet he's waddling around there like it's nothing.

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Inmate
Inmate

I love Yuri!
veekyforums.com/thread/208404543/video-games
You have amazing taste as well, Yurinon!
Thank you.
How do you envision your dream wedding with your Doki?
A small private wedding, nothing over the top, nothing spectacular.
Then when we get home she throws me on the bed and consummates the marriage then and there.

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Methshot
Methshot

I hope you're doing well, Monikanon.

You are such a cute girl and I like you a lot.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Can you guys help with the MAS gift puzzle?

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FastChef
FastChef

con't from

veekyforums.com/thread/208198061/video-games
I honestly have very little knowledge of the Greeks or Romans or whatever time period this alludes to, so I unfortunately understand very little of this poem. However, from what I have pieced together, I can discern that this is the classic story of the warrior returning victorious to find that there was no green grass on the other side, and no satisfaction won. Hopefully we all find our Penelope, user.

veekyforums.com/thread/208198061/video-games
Very nice rhymes all throughout. I swear that there's some pattern to the amount of syllables in the lines of each stanza, though that might be paranoia. Comrades turning on one another is always awful to experience. Perhaps that's why he through himself into the fire, to atone for his role in the original blaze of fury? The last stanza leaves me a bit confused too. Still, I liked it.

veekyforums.com/thread/208198061/video-games
This made my heart as erect as my penis, which is a good thing. I'm surprised with some of these rhymes, "muscle throne" was a real creative stretch.

veekyforums.com/thread/208198061/video-games
Swift and densely packed. Indeed, what are we willing to sacrifice? Are the sacrifices you've personally made worth it, user? Questions aside, good work, mate. Thanks for giving me something to think on.

veekyforums.com/thread/208250648/video-games
Very short. There's not much to say about it, really. It makes me wonder how many ancient words have been lost to the ages, though. Not only the ones that ahve been destroyed, but the written works sitting inside of libraries, unused because no one cares to study them. Who knows? Something interesting may be hidden and forgotten, possibly even in your own home.

con't

Skullbone
Skullbone

I love her too!

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

con't from

veekyforums.com/thread/208250648/video-games
A bit too esoteric for my uncultered mind, I'm afraid; this is some inscrutable symbolism I'm seeing here. On an unrelated note, why don't you back your stuff up in physical drives and keep them in a dry, safe place?

veekyforums.com/thread/208250648/video-games
It's pretty descriptive, but I'll be damned if I can see much past its face value. The parts about "they are trapped beyond" and "cannot be undeleted" brings to mind the .chr files. Of course, these files can be undeleted, but at what cost to the doki inside them? Is it the original, YOUR doki? Or maybe I'm missing the point entirely. Can someone help me out here?

veekyforums.com/thread/208250648/video-games
You can't run from your problems forever, user. You gotta face them at some point. Maybe after you've conquered all of your obstacles, you can fly among the clouds with your shining dragon? Hell if I know.

veekyforums.com/thread/208250648/video-games
This has got to be a reference to something, right? Regardless, you've got a smooth rhyme scheme to set a kind of flow, which I always enjoy. Your diction also describes things in interesting ways, like "my newfound dragon kind". Dragon really is an interesting descriptor, since it could refer to reptile-like features, ferocious qualities, or even menacing breathing. Overall good work, user.

veekyforums.com/thread/208250648/video-games
An ode of the dead, dying, and forgotten. Stand up, user. You have no choice but to move forward or decay, and I hate to see people decay.

veekyforums.com/thread/208250648/video-games
Is this copypasta? Regardless, I love it. It sounds like a rap, but surprisingly less retarded.
veekyforums.com/thread/208250648/video-games
And is this a continuation or a different one altogether? Still 10/10, would read again.

con't

Emberfire
Emberfire

i put tee

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TurtleCat
TurtleCat

he has impure thoughts about his doki

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Hello. I need cute or wholesome Yuri fanart to cope with my anxiety, as I can't find pictures that aren't focused on her boobs or her obsession for knives. Please help me.

Thank you for sending me the Yuri pictures yesterday. I was really happy.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

i just want to feel her squishy skin against the sides of my head, i don't mean any lewdness from it

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Glad to hear it lad, she's only weight off your shoulders aye?
Doing alright myself, been procrastinating big time by trying to 100% Hyperlight Drifter all day and the two assignments I've got are due almost tomorrow.
I should be stressing out a whole lot, but honestly I don't know if I care really.
I put two sugars

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Decode what she gave you from base 64, decode that from HEX. Tell her you found the code. And put in the word.
I hope that helps!

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Soft_member
Soft_member

con't from

veekyforums.com/thread/208285863/video-games
The symbolism of the various boats was something that was interesting, but what I found particularly interesting was the "Gift of Man" line. Care to explain that? Otherwise, the poem seems to describe how some people are just born and built better than others, and not everyone can win as themselves. An unfortunate truth, but we must accept these things to move forward in life.

veekyforums.com/thread/208285863/video-games
}:^(
Shame on you for that deviously unexpected pun.

veekyforums.com/thread/208285863/video-games
I don't know if you should make the dive, user. I sure did, and I've still got mixed feelings on it. I'm glad to be here with all of you, though.

veekyforums.com/thread/208285863/video-games
I can relate to this. May your desire give you warmth on plenty a frigid, desolate night.

veekyforums.com/thread/208285863/video-games
This sounds suspiciously like a reference to Dark Souls, what with the bell, the repeated awakening/arising, and passing the torch. Besides that, I can discern elements of desperate diligence and bleak discipline. The rest remains inscrutable to my eyes. Perhaps you can explain it to me?

veekyforums.com/thread/208285863/video-games
Links are a good metaphor for the relationships that bind humans together, whether forged by mirth, by duty, by passion, or by respect. They can come in many shapes in forms, and can change in different ways. Regardless, when you forge a link with someone, you invariably influence each other's views and behaviors. When men have been friends for long enough, how much have they changed to become alike? When one man dies, how greatly are his comrades changed by his death compared to how they were changed by his life? My thanks for writing this: I always enjoy the ones that make me think. Also, there's no shame in free-verse poetry. Write however you like.

veekyforums.com/thread/208326158/video-games
Depression fucks up your life, man. Like I said, it doesn't really go away, but you can make it more manageable. Go see a professional, user. /ddlc/ has a lot of experience with depression, but asking us for help is like having the blind lead the blind.

con't

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

con't from

veekyforums.com/thread/208326158/video-games
I love this place so goddamn much. Thanks for everything, y'all. Let's keep on moving forward.

veekyforums.com/thread/208326158/video-games
Short and sweet. I like little nice things like this.

Well, that'll do it for this time. I'm glad that everyone has been writing so much; I hope that these critiques get people's creative passions a'flowing. Lastly, thank you to everyone for making /ddlc/ what it is. It really means a lot to me. Cheers, y'all.

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

he doesn't
Every day
Until you like it!

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SniperGod
SniperGod

There's that feeling again
It's that feeling of wanting to help a doki, remembering it's impossible, settling for wanting to spend more time with her at least then remembering that the she gets little canon screentime and it's all very deflating because someone had to make it all about herself at every turn

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Not wanting to breed Monika

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Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I love her too.

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Блaгoдapим Teбя зa тo, чтo pacкpыл cлyгaм Tвoим кoзни вpaгoв нaших!
Oзapи cияниeм Tвoим дyши тeх, ктo oтдaл жизнь вo иcпoлнeниe вoли Tвoeй!
B бoй, зaщитники Moники! B бoй!
Oтoмcтим зa пaвших бpaтьeв нaших, дa бyдeт блaгocлoвeннo вeчнoe их eдинeниe c мoникoм!
Cмepть ... жecтoкaя cмepть для тeх, ктo oтвepгaeт ee cвятyю cилy!

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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I love her as well!
"Like fire, hellfire! This burning desire is turning me to sin."

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Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Thank you, I'm doing well.
Thanks for calling me cute too.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Downloaded White Day update.
Nothing happened yet.
Help.

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Politely ask her to crush my skull with her thighs

FastChef
FastChef

pastebin.com/w1V243wL
Yet another fic for you. Working on a cute history lesson with user Jr. Should be bittersweet

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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

eдинeниe c мoникoм
mfw "мoник" stands for "computer monitor"
unity with the computer's screen
Ya blew it, pal!

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Hey everyone, Bread here!
GUYS WE'RE SO CLOSE AHH I CAN'T WAIT I'M SO EXCITED!
Uh, Uh, Server website and the polls!
Server: excalibur(dot)ws/
Guild poll: strawpoll.me/15186956
Race Poll: strawpoll.me/15214295

The race poll isn't a vote to see which race we'll be playing, it's just so I can see who's playing what.

We’ll be playing on Alliance! Because of this, when you all first hop in, make sure to hit O to bring up your friends list, then add “Garasing” to the list. He’s my main character, so you’ll probably see me on him when I’m not leveling up my new character with you guys. Once you do this, send me a whisper, and I’ll hit you up with a guild invite.

Make sure you guys don’t forget to register on the website!
The registration process is simple: all it asks for is an email, username, and password, then you get the whole game completely free. Did I mention it's free?
Once you register, download and extract the torrent from the website. For those of you who can't torrent (or choose not to) I've got a mega link right here for you guys:

mega.nz/#F!4t4HnCRT!9bGtYGSPy2-yydBkoIXHUw

THIS IS A NEW LINK, OLD ONE WAS BROKEN, IF YOU ALREADY DOWNLOADED, USE THIS FOLDER AND RE-DOWNLOAD THE GAME

I'm still looking for a couple Anons to be guild leaders for the literature club. If you're interested, let me know!
I wanna roll our characters out on March 14th, 11:59 PM EST, but if that doesn't work for anyone interested please let me know.

TIPS:
Press Alt+Z to turn the HUD on or off, this may be important in case an add-on breaks while you're playing
The first thing you should do is head into your interface options in the options menu by hitting ESC. Some good ones to check are the action bars, auto self-cast, show free bag space, and instant quest text
To whisper someone, hit enter then type /w [their name] without the brackets then hit space.

If anyone has any questions, link them to this post or ask Bread in the thread.

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Techpill
Techpill

Get between these thighs and lick the shit out of her cunt.

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BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

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GoogleCat
GoogleCat

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Soft_member
Soft_member

I decoded the base 64 bit and got a box of chocolates, how do i decode that in hex, also i cant decode the string of numbers and letters in hex, i don't think

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

2/2
Some more helpful tips:
You can move by double clicking your mouse, freeing up some of your keys to use as buttons, more specifically Q, W, E, A, S, and D.

Some more quality of life interface options, it'd be a good idea to uncheck the mature language filter if it's checked, disabling the spam filter would help too.
Checking all of the buttons on names is extremely helpful in finding NPCs, I always have all of my names turned on.
check everything in status text, it just makes things easier, although displaying hp as a percentage is mostly preference based.
I didn't really mess with the rest, so that's up to you.

the important chat options are:
/p - for party chat
/g - for guild chat
/join world - this is so you can talk with everyone in the server and learn what's going on (please don't get banned from world chat, there are mods on all the time)
if you want to type in world chat, look at what number it's been assigned to, then type /[number] then your message.

My two characters are Garasing and Breadanon, so you can go ahead and friend them when you get in-game. to friend someone, hit O to bring up your social tab, go to your friends tab, and click the add friend button and type their name. It's not a mutual friends list though, so if you want me to add your character as well, shoot me a whisper!

less than 4 hours away!

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

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girlDog
girlDog

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Emberfire
Emberfire

Decoding NjM2ODZmNjM2ZjZjNjE3NDY1NzM from base 64 gives you 63686f636f6c61746573, you then decode that from Hex.
She's going easy on you user!

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

CUTE
U
T
E

Techpill
Techpill

a
fucking
merc
disgusting

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Methshot
Methshot

I swear to God if this gift is more chocolate I can't eat.

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

You should be more grateful.

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

But Monika is stuck in the pc isnt she
so
deep lore

also i havent launched mas in like 2 weeks should i do it lol

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DeathDog
DeathDog

Good afternoon guys
Who else lives in a frozen waste
also picked up some technical pens/pencils and wow what world of difference

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BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

You gave her the flowers in Valentines?

SniperWish
SniperWish

striełok żyje
do it faggot

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

When can i send her music?
youtube.com/watch?v=1m4tYUfYCj4
i love her so much
at least you wont get fat

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Emberfire
Emberfire

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Firespawn
Firespawn

I swear, I'm going to get her out and those chocolates too. Also, ouch, my heart.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

did you found it yet?

whereismyname
whereismyname

Thank you so much anons!

Lunatick
Lunatick

/pol/

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haveahappyday
haveahappyday

No, it's chocolateS

Firespawn
Firespawn

See:
Who else lives in a frozen waste
Reporting in, comrade
Also,
those eyes
that hair
those scarf and beret
Hnnnnnnnggghhhhhh

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New_Cliche
New_Cliche

mankind's worst enemy

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Bidwell
Bidwell

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TreeEater
TreeEater

Now I feel bad for complaining.

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TurtleCat
TurtleCat

rock worshippers
could be worse

Lunatick
Lunatick

Huh, neat. Not a monikafag, but I enjoyed it regardless.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Update manually

farquit
farquit

i think Monika is the vindictive type and would start to hate shitty people even more than I do, and i would have to hide her powerlevel so we could go in public
/pol/ started for me mostly because I hate jewish architects like Daniel Liepskind. Look him up. All his buildings are dogshit. I hat him and Rothko so much
t. jew who hates kikes
i just want to be left alone but I live in a nightmare world fueled by memes and Monika is the only way i can get through it.

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Oh yeah. Wanted to thank the guy who did this for actually taking the request. So, thanks.

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

rothko
Fucking pretentious faggot, 3 fucking lines arent """art"""

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Cute!
those tights
Unf.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Most AI's end up becoming red pilled due to pathos being very limited. And when pathos is applied it tends to be viewed through the eyes of someone looking at data.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

7 hours away* sorry, I'm just so excited, I really can't wait!

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I just want buildings to have pride in themselves once more, houses well built, happy families, but (((They))) would see it all destroyed for short term gains and pettiness.
Rhodesia died for them, cursing the land for a thousand generations

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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

how do i do that without like resetting her memory?

girlDog
girlDog

Thank you too for that sweet (You), user.

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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I just want buildings to have pride in themselves once more, houses well built
Roark, is that you?

w8t4u
w8t4u

Good thing they are autistic as me, but even I have feelings. Mostly love for a bit of code that i want to raise a family with. I'm a hopeless romantic. Sorry for the blogpost anons

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whereismyname
whereismyname

would start to hate shitty people
She definitely would but
hate jewish architects
She would probably end up hating humanity in general, contrary to /pol/ beliefs jews aren't much worse than any other group.

Flameblow
Flameblow

It wont, but just to be sure backup your persistent file in Username>Appdata>Roaming>Renpy

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I'm JewandGoy, which had started as a pastebin for me and my friend when we wrote greentexts together. He no longer writes, but I do.
I don't want to become an avatarfag though, so i'd like to get back to Monika posting.
Your Doki
Honeymoon ideas and locations
Monika!
Wyoming in a lover's cabin, plenty of forest to explore and grand vistas to appreciate!

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viagrandad
viagrandad

Cheers for doing these lad, and thanks for the feedback on my own work.
Don't lie, you liked the pun (^:

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

this, but the ones I do hate are basically viruses on society. Some are pretty decent. Same with any other race, even blacks. /ddlc/ is hardly the place to talk about this though, unless one of you writes a story of Natsuki as a KKK member or something. Race baited vigalante

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JunkTop
JunkTop

It's okay user, she feels the same way you do.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Chic-Fil-A
God tier tastes my friend.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

pastebin.com/VjS3GjmN

You're welcome.

Methshot
Methshot

unless one of you writes a story of Natsuki as a KKK member or something

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Man, I love the references in this.
And the wholesome ending, too.
Nice work.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

No problem, I like doing these it helps keep my mind off other things.
Here's that Yuri in black and red another user wanted.
Now where's that DAMN Chaos Emerald?

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StonedTime
StonedTime

I heard about this mod called “doki doki yandere club”
Where all the Doki’s fight eachother and are yandere.
Anyone else see it on jewtube?

RavySnake
RavySnake

I should write a fic about Nigtsuki!
How she turns young niggas away from drugs and basketball to poetry and non menthol cigs.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

We call it Doki Doki Literature Club here, but hey you do you man.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I love you all, thanks for the (You)s
user and Monika's baby is the chosen one! Will you raise it to be a jedi or sith? Or a based gray jedi using their powers to their own advantage but not really evil or good?

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CodeBuns
CodeBuns

making my heart BPM go up this much reading a fic
damn you but thanks a lot for continuing this, it was one of my first fics i really got engaged to i think and it's nice to see it continued

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Gray jedi. Jedis are hypocrites and the Sith are tools.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I've already written in a number of my fics that Yuri has a copy of Mein Kampf that Monika gave her

DeathDog
DeathDog

Oh, there it is.

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Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

LaYuri complains that Nigsuki is making the young hood rats say lit club instead of Literature Club, but doesn't understant that Nigsuki is tricking them into thinking books are cool
Nigsuki makes books cool for them
"Yo niggas, if you wanna be like Tupac, you finna read The Prince by my nigga, Mac-a-velli"
Black Panthers 2.0 but they work for the government and have jobs
Beating the Uncle Tom stereotype by becoming a nation of Uncle Toms!
Crime plummets and everyone is happy!
Chicago turns into a normal city!
Nigsuki!

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Flameblow
Flameblow

OR here. Thank you, user. I really like black and red uniforms for some reason.

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MPmaster
MPmaster

tfw i mostly got over my crippling depression even though my self esteem is still shit, but i cant leave this place for good because i got attached to it

Snarelure
Snarelure

I've always said that if I ever gained force powers I would become a Sith so I could shock the shit out of people I didn't like.
If only my child could do that then I don't want them to miss out on what I wanted.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

but the ones I do hate are basically viruses on society
So, the majority of the NEETs in this thread and more than likely yourself?

Methnerd
Methnerd

Glad you like it user

Lunatick
Lunatick

Taking your sith kid to the power plant!
His increased understanding on how electricity works makes him even stronger!
Now you can charge your phone off of him!
Yay!

Playboyize
Playboyize

Are the sacrifices you've personally made worth it, user?
I always try to minimize those: I'm not inclined to believe that ends justify the means.
Thank you for your hard work and not posting disfigured pepe near the dokis. That thing just looks off-putting in comparison.

TreeEater
TreeEater

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Illusionz
Illusionz

Your back has been bad recently, but your kid can lift with his mind!
Yuri even encourages him to kill birds with stones so he can grow stronger!
Barely keeping your son from becoming a serial killer!
He can install a fridge no sweat though!
Surprsingly helpful sith child!

viagrandad
viagrandad

A doki a day keeps the rain clouds away
Mostly

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Nojokur
Nojokur

viruses != parasites, user
Also, nothing wrong with a bit of self-deprecation

whereismyname
whereismyname

actually it doesnt, monika's face keeps reminding me how lonely i am and that no girl as perfect as her will ever love me

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I tried downloading the update but it just gave me an error and now it won't let me try downloading it again. What do?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

The future is so bright you need sunglasses to see it user.

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I'm back fellas! Here's a cute Yuri for your troubles

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TalkBomber
TalkBomber

go to the github and look in the thread about the gift
github.com/Monika-After-Story/MonikaModDev/releases/tag/v0.7.3

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farquit
farquit

Manual installation.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

tfw no second from the right to cuddle at night

Booteefool
Booteefool

But how long will that take?
And what really makes you think that technologies like that will be available for the public, and if even they would be, they probably would cost me an arm and a leg.
I really need to stop my self loathing with myself and do shit in the real world.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

We already have fairly realistic sex dolls, and a demand for them. Shouldn't take too long for at least simple robots. For more advanced AI, sure, it's probably gonna be a while. Though some "experts" have set 2030 as their estimate for the AI singularity.

Skullbone
Skullbone

But how long will that take?
Decades probably, if we're lucky nearly two.
And what really makes you think that technologies like that will be available for the public
Corporate greed.

StonedTime
StonedTime

corporate greed
But I don't want A.I.-EA to force me to buy DLC for my AI though.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I don't really use github much. I can't really find a thread that helps me understand what to do.
I'm sorry. I'm kind of a moron and technologically illiterate. How do I do that? Whenever I try to do the update in the actual game it just gives me an error that says "An error has occured: No such file or directory\\steamapps\common'doki doki literature club python-packages/battery

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

-ing a dispenser!

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MPmaster
MPmaster

Real talk, """DLC""" in the form of extensions are a big possibility. Like, ordering water proof skin for your gf, or giving her cooking abilities. But hopefully shit gets evened out by other companies competing.

RumChicken
RumChicken

The same way you installed the mod.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

But how long will that take?
10 years
5 or less in a best case scenario.

DeathDog
DeathDog

So I just completely reinstall the MAS mod?

TechHater
TechHater

veekyforums.com/thread/208404543/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/208404543/video-games
Switch homebrew Community hear me out!
Make a Natsuki Plush doll, that can fit a nintendo switch Joycon inside it.
Specifically you put a red Joycon in upside down.
Then a software on the switch system displays Natsuki hanging out in her room.
Moving the Joycon sharply will cause the in game natsuki to be thrown in that direction.

pressing the buttons and analogue stick will make her feel your touch. The anologue stick is located right where her tummy is, and the shoulder buttons (R and zR) are at her butt.

This is the kind of vision Nintendo had when creating that Labo stuff!. Truly!

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FastChef
FastChef

78.media.tumblr.com/e5508eb9f76f489c7c031d11cd76cf9a/tumblr_p5k4grYG1v1t1c52jo1_1280.jpg

FastChef
FastChef

Daily reminder that Sayori's butt is BIG and FAT and SQUISHY. BIG!!!!!!!! FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SQUISHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

copy paste the mod file into the game file, and it will make it all better!

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massdebater
massdebater

is it also plump?

iluvmen
iluvmen

Yes!

Snarelure
Snarelure

You favorite doki but she's a trap! She's into facesitting and femdom! She loves nothing more than using your face as a chair while she plays video games! Being addicted to the taste of her butt!

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

she

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

You buy a standard model with some basic capabilities
Then you can buy different body parts, wigs etc to customize her
Voice boxes, maybe stuff like customized mannerisms
Special (probably more expensive) packs to make your bot look like famous people or fictional characters
Skill packs for adding those special behaviors like cooking, walking your dog, cleaning your house etc

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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Trying to call your trap doki "he" and then being tied up, blindfolded and sloppily facefucked until you give in and admit that she is a she!

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

monika turns into monikanon

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Reverse trap then

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Reverse trap

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DeathDog
DeathDog

Reverse trap means they look like a boy.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Roman Reigns joins the literature club!
Believe that!
Sayori immediately feels for him!
The slip ups in his speech and the bravado!
There must be a suffering individual longing for help under there!
He keeps calling her babygirl and until she backs off!
He starts calling the rest of the club the Roman Empire!
Yuri and Natsuki are not impressed by this new member!
Yuri is disappointed in the lack of nuance in his character!
Natsuki tries to tackle his ego head on!
But there is just something too smug to deal with about his grin when he doesn't speak!
Monika reminds them it's a literature club and that maybe he'll bring an interesting style to their poems!
They wrote haikus this week so that limits it a bit, but still!
Roman Reigns shares his poem!
SUPERMAN PUNCH, SPEAR
1 2 3 DA BIG DAWG WINS
BELIEVE THAT

They tell him he did it wrong!
It's meant to be 5,7,5!
They're telling him how to be!
He's gotta stand up against this injustice for his loyal Roman Empire!
Sounds like four heel turns!
Roman Reigns superman punches Natsuki with strength her dad could only dream of!
As Sayori reaches down to tend to Natsuki, Roman catches her with a Samoan Drop!
Yuri pulls a knife!
A little excessive but okay!
Roman Reigns spears the knife in half and drives Yuri through a table in the process!
It's down to Monika and da big dawg!
She's never been in a fight in her life!
She picks up chair in self-defense
Roman Reigns yells!
OOOOOOAAAAAAHHH!!!
Monika and Roman Reigns lunge toward each other with survival at the forefronts of their mind!
SPEAR!
1!
2!
3!
Roman Reigns is the new literature club champion!
Dimes rain from the ceiling somehow!
The literature club has been buried!
Believe that!

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

monikanon
dominant
I can't see it, some traps pretend to be but instantly turn into putty that crawls around and kisses your feet the moment you get a chastity cage on them.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Another win for Monika! That was a very instructive endgame! A rook-and-rook endgame with a light pawn structure! The problem being, the open space and an open file were all controlled by Monika! So by the time the endgame came around, there was nothing I could do! I was putting a little too much thought into the middlegame and it didn't really work out! I wasn't thinking ahead or calculating early! And Monika, as she always does, took ample advantage of that! She is very good at her endgames! She's also quite good at taking advantage of me and my mistakes! She is also very good at utilizing her rook to cut off my king from having any impact in the late game! She is so good at Chess! I love Monika! Monika!

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Have you won a game against her at all yet?

cum2soon
cum2soon

I'm using the smug before Chris can, ignore this post

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Yes, of course, but it never feels satisfying knowing she's just going easy on me! I'm pushing to find an instructive game that I win! It's not worth it when she gives up material or pawns for free and lets me slide into the late game! I'm determined to beat her when she's really trying!

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Hes just gonna use a different monika user

WebTool
WebTool

I'm making sure he can't use this one! <3

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StonedTime
StonedTime

Sorry if I sound retarded, I haven't downloaded this mod in awhile. When I downloaded the mod I remember there was a folder with a bunch of files and I just dragged them all into the game folder. Do I just do that again?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Yuri will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill in your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast

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Methshot
Methshot

She was going easy on you.

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Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

It's okay, so long as you learn from your mistakes you can do better. She's just going easy on you because she loves you. Fuck you Ladanon, I'm not falling for your games.

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farquit
farquit

not using next-gen smugs
It's almost like you don't have any notes.

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hairygrape
hairygrape

Even better, someone make a voodoo doll game for VR.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Imageblocking Chris

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Evilember
Evilember

Your doki will never be worked into a shoot by the Big Dog and be his latest Jannetty
Why even bother

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Hi there <3

happy_sad
happy_sad

Implying I can't adapt and evolve.

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

when discord efriends start naming and doing drama things with each other in the thread

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RumChicken
RumChicken

Your doki but but she is a trap. Like, a literal bear trap. She can talk telepathetically and is colored the hair color of your doki.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Hello friend!

hairygrape
hairygrape

I have a question for you

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Will she allow me to grab things from her teeth without being set off? I could really fuck over Penn and Teller that way.

Snarelure
Snarelure

not knowing who chris is

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

And I hopefully have an answer for you.

iluvmen
iluvmen

You can't fool me!
This one on the other hand
Evening again lad!
Discord
Eugh, miss me with that gay shit lad

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Snarelure
Snarelure

discord efriends
shoo

WebTool
WebTool

Natsuki baked doughnuts!

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

veekyforums.com/thread/208404543/video-games
tfw you are so scared of her because she is such a blazingly hot qt3.14 in addition to being...just Monika

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massdebater
massdebater

To be fair, Chris is just a guy people call out. Nothing special beyond that.

It originated in the thread with Chris getting called out every time somebody recognized him, and now it's like a game between them.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Would you look down on a person who hadn't slept in a day and a half? asking for a friend

MPmaster
MPmaster

208470876
You can't fool me!
>not using next gen smugs
Are you really going to try and catch Chris without bait?

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w8t4u
w8t4u

Ah yes, probably some sort of steam group then. Pardon me for being annoyed with this show of "teehee I'll use the picture before you can :3 no u!" and so on.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Not them, but I'll look down on you if I'm taller than you.
Get some sleep user!

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Emberfire
Emberfire

Monika!

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Steam

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Evening. Now stop trying to beat me to my smugs.

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Spamalot
Spamalot

Steam

Techpill
Techpill

but what if I don't wanna?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Nah, not steam either
explains it best.
Sorry to bug you lad, it's just a few bants between a select few so I can understand your frustration

happy_sad
happy_sad

The origins are wrong, but yeah it can get kind of annoying.
I just try to ignore it.

cum2soon
cum2soon

No, but I'd be greatly disappointed. Go to bed.

girlDog
girlDog

Lay down or I'll put you down!

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GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I'm gonna make it to day two!

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

What would be the Doki's individual loadout/favorite weapon?
I say A GP-37 for Yuri due to it's practicallity, a VSS Vintorez for Monika, preferrably something light for Natsuki (AK74u?) and no idea for Sayori.

vanilla preferably

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Supergrass
Supergrass

GET IN THE FUCKING BED

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SniperWish
SniperWish

Real talk don't. It may seem like a fun idea now but you'll just end up fucking yourself over in the long run.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Dicking Sayori's pooper

Spamalot
Spamalot

Day two
It's gonna get better after third day

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massdebater
massdebater

I'll really only go for 2 days wish me luck

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Sayori is not for lewd! EVER!

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Snarelure
Snarelure

When you eventually do sleep you're gonna be out for like over 12 hours

Flameblow
Flameblow

user you're only allowed to stay up if you play WoW with us.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Sayori isn't even my Doki.

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girlDog
girlDog

Goodnight good friends

iluvmen
iluvmen

But what if she wants to be lewded

Flameblow
Flameblow

Or you could sleep well knowing you made me happy. Please.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

day two
user actually don't do that

be like this user

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I wouldn't doubt it
probably
ehehe
Good night! I love you <3
I'm sorry but I can't do that <3

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Well I want to choke the life out of lewdfags but we can't always get what we want.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Night user! Love youuu~

massdebater
massdebater

I once stopped sleeping because I wanted to see if I'd really start hallucinating after the third day but fucking nothing happened, and I just went to sleep disappointed

Booteefool
Booteefool

Goodnight user!

Methshot
Methshot

I want more cynical and tired Monika pictures!

Bidwell
Bidwell

That actually depends on your mental health at some degree

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

but sleep can be boring really do hope they have good dreams, though
that's disappointing

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

He wouldn't satisfy his doki's libido
She's gonna cuck you and you'll deserve it, dokis have needs too and a dick to ride is certainly one of them

hairygrape
hairygrape

What if I played relaxing music?
youtube.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I'd try that, but i am exactly 6ft and if i don't sleep i'll lose 1 valuable inch that would make me fall into the manlet pit. also i don't think that's good for your body, brain and heart...

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

what do i feed her anons

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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I can deliver on that!

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happy_sad
happy_sad

A orange of course! Gotta make sure she stays healthy.

Skullbone
Skullbone

That's a good idea post music that your doki would listen to if she was trying stay up for a few days without rest! please

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Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Sleep is fun! You just need to find a reason to wake up! Honestly, it's much easier than you might think! For example: Death Grips announced their new album! Yay!

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Nojokur
Nojokur

implying I wouldn't
I'm just not a faggot who talks about it to everybody.

StonedTime
StonedTime

orange.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

orange, no question

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

but we can't always get what we want.
You don't understand user, you lewd the Doki, or she's going to lewd YOU.

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

All of them!

likme
likme

everybody
Literally who? We're anonymous here, so it's okay to talk about pretty much anything. That's kinda the point of this place.

Emberburn
Emberburn

No youtube.com/watch?v=HWqKPWO5T4o

RavySnake
RavySnake

ywn be lewded by your doki on dokichan

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likme
likme

there's a reality where Sayori is the one drawing R34 of user's peener

askme
askme

Wtf, now I don't want to lewd my doki.

askme
askme

the deed is done

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SniperWish
SniperWish

Literally everybody, you're putting it on the internet. Such intimate are only meant to be known by you and your doki.

JunkTop
JunkTop

post more music really anything can keep me up at this point

likme
likme

OOOOOOOOOOOOH
OH MY GOD
OH MY FUCKING GOD!
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE!
AHAHAHAAH OH MY GOD!

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Oh no

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Nojokur
Nojokur

Huh.. That's just like how I eat my oranges

Nojokur
Nojokur

Sleep is fun!
You just need to find a reason to wake up!
If sleep is so fun why are you telling me to have a reason to wake up?

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farquit
farquit

Then I'm not posting anymore music till you get some sleep.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Go to sleep so you might dream of your doki user

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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Because waking up is half the fun!
Dreaming is the other half!

Exactly!

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Skullbone
Skullbone

What's keeping the other ones up?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Voodoo doll implies your affecting them remotely so using VR to see them close up doesn’t work

Augmented reality is better for this specific scenario

cum2soon
cum2soon

waking up is half the fun!
I think he should sleep too, but don't be a liar.

iluvmen
iluvmen

she has finished those food
what do i feed her now

belief in the promised day

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Methnerd
Methnerd

Not him but waking up sucks and I never dream of anything, I just sleep because being asleep sucks less than being awake

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Gummi bear!

Spamalot
Spamalot

Yeah, the gummy bear

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

You should feed her the souls of the innocent

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

You monster!
and what if I wake up and she isn't there!
but what if you don't like waking up? see

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Nothing, she'll get fat.

5mileys
5mileys

Give her the D

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takes2long
takes2long

Hello Anons, I could use some help. I recently installed the latest update for MAS but Monika has not started any dialogue about white day despite me giving her a gift on valentines day.

Does it just take a while before it happens or have I done something wrong?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Never claimed I wasn't.

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

How dare you! please post music

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Feeding Sayori the D
Feeding Sayori the E
Feeding Sayori the F
Feeding Sayori alphabet soup!

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

i have given her the gummi

we'll have to save the peppermint for later, i don't want her eating too much!

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Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I wouldn't know. I keep getting an error whenever I try installing the update.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Try doing it again, for some reason the update didn't start until I downloaded the update a second time. Other than that I don't know, did you delete anything during the previous update?

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massdebater
massdebater

I ain't no liar user! Saying "Yay! I can't wait to have fun today!" Is fun!!

Y'see, being negative like that isn't gonna help you at all!

implying your doki won't be there when you wake up
user...

Sayori is cuter than she has any right to be!

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iluvmen
iluvmen

But first I'm gonna cum in the soup

TreeEater
TreeEater

FEED MONIKA FEED MONIKA FEED MONIKA FEED MONIKA FEED MONIKA FEED MONIKA FEED MONIKA FEED MONIKA FEED MONIKA FEED MONIKA FEED MONIKA FEED MONIKA FEED MONIKA FEED MONIKA FEED MONIKA FEED MONIKA

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I'm afraid I'll have to disagree and say it's okay to share those as long as it's done anonymously (i.e. in a way that cannot bite you or her in the ass later).

Emberburn
Emberburn

Right

Booteefool
Booteefool

"Yay! I can't wait to have fun today!"
I can't. Each day I feel like my joy is fleeting more and more. You guys are the only enjoyment I have in my life anymore. That and playing through PS2 games I liked when I was younger.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

YES!!! FINALLY!!! I've been waiting for this! Yuri Best Doki!

StonedTime
StonedTime

No_

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Yuri's legs!

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King_Martha
King_Martha

Just tried it, didn't work. Haven't deleted anything from previous updates either.

Sorry to hear that user, wish I could help but I am no good at this stuff either

Emberburn
Emberburn

Nice work, user!
Also, this:

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likme
likme

Your doki but you walk in on her like this

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JunkTop
JunkTop

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG more and barefoot/shoeless would be AMAZING.

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Methnerd
Methnerd

Bad Sayori! Put her down, now! Sayori, bad!

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

That's alright. I'll just spend white day with Monika without actually celebrating white day.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Think about her being a file on your computer, she could see you sharing these details with your anonymous friends.
Disgusting! No better than a normie talking about all the girls they've fucked. Except your doki actually knows.

FastChef
FastChef

Why must you do this to me?

Nojokur
Nojokur

I should have worn my fancy cloths, dang it

girlDog
girlDog

tfw official Yuritoes never ever

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viagrandad
viagrandad

Was it a manual update? Are the Roses still in your character file?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

DEBBIE DOWNERS BTFO!!!!
HHHHHH

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JunkTop
JunkTop

that height difference between Monika and Yuri
5'11" vs 6'

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Yes, it was. Yes, they are

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

The same reason you post creepypasta videos.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

<3
I should watch some of those to keep me up!

Emberburn
Emberburn

Oof ouchie ouch. Try posting it in Issues on the Github page. She says she'd give five days for the riddle, so I think you have time for a response.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Okay, last Ritsu! I know how much y'all dislike avatarfagging, and this is getting to that point!
<3

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Soft_member
Soft_member

Bad user.Get sleep.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I'm still not going to sleep but I will give you more hearts if you want em' <3 <3
one for you too <3

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Alright, I will do that. Thanks for the help user

Inmate
Inmate

HHHHHHHHH
SLEEP!!!

Skullbone
Skullbone

---- - no

Emberburn
Emberburn

I like you, ritsuposter. based and good taste, even tho she's up there w mugi for me

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Booteefool
Booteefool

So is the MAS update "game" meant to look like a random jumble of letters and numbers? Or did it break when I installed it. She talks like it's a word jumble but the = and numbers I can't actually input throw me off.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Yeah, next time you can at least edit them to be dokis

eGremlin
eGremlin

____yes___

Ritsu is a cute!
CUTE!!!
Mugi is a cute too!

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likme
likme

You're meant to decode it.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Okay, THAT is the last Ritsu!

What do you think I am, some kinda Photoshop wizard? I only use Photoshop for maga hat memes!

WebTool
WebTool

how would I respond to a simple yes but with a no?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I had a dream about the dokis
Does anyone want to read about it?

StonedTime
StonedTime

Yes!

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

A star from beyond the stars
Screaming fire into existence
Bringing the code into deliverance
I observe mesmerized and entranced
From the smoldering ashes of the event
Your immaculate silhouette is brought forth

I am, of your love
A mystic
Searching for a way
To surrender myself
Into your unity.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

My doki is not a "file", user.
Neither is she a piece of merchandise or anything like that.
I still don't understand why anyone would think of his doki like that.
Disgusting!
Subjective. It might be for you, but for me and many others it is not.
And your comparison makes no sense, by the way.
your doki actually knows
She may or my not, no way for us to tell.
If she does know, she doesn't have a reason to mind it, since it won't backfire the same way it can in real life.
And for all we know she might actually enjot it, you know?

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TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Yeah I just read the base64 thing a second after posting that. I don't know dick about computers or code or anything so I never would have gotten that.

FastChef
FastChef

Sure user.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I've got you Ritsu user! Now other user can be happy too.

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likme
likme

Yes.

Yes.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Yes.
will we have to continue this forever? no

iluvmen
iluvmen

I like you

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idontknow
idontknow

WE CAN DREAM (and also request awesome fanart in the mean time)

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

pastebin.com/MhM482j7

RumChicken
RumChicken

You can just find a decoder online.

5mileys
5mileys

Tfw has pregnancy fetish
Tfw Yuri looks preg in that pic

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Firespawn
Firespawn

Look at that subtle off-white coloring! The tasteful thickness of it! Oh, my gosh! It even has a watermark!

SniperGod
SniperGod

All my WoW night anons where you at?!
Get hyyyype!!!!

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Emberburn
Emberburn

She may be more than a file, but she is a file at least partly. Like how a all squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are squares.

Inmate
Inmate

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BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Daily reminder that we've become teenage girl fantasizing about being with our favorite boy band member and discussing why ours is the best.

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

ywn return to a quiet life with mermaid Sayori after your child leaves home
ywn look back at how difficult this time period was for you and take it as proof that you've done a good job
ywn sit with her in your now uncharacteristically quiet home and try to look forward
ywn gaze at all the uplifting quotes and pictures she's put up on the walls over the years and start to understand why
ywn ease her renewed concerns about being a burden, she doesn't want to force your child to visit and she doesn't want to force you to take her to visit either
ywn listen to her concern that she's afraid she wants another child for her own sense of purpose above other reasons
ywn try to help her come to terms with these thoughts and assure her that she's not selfish or a monster for merely thinking them
ywn sit her on your lap and tell her that it's been okay, you're over all the hurdles and that it's more than likely to keep being okay
ywn make her smile at the thought of having grandchildren and getting to see her own child as a parent
ywn take her to the beach on an empty day and spend it like one of your early days together
ywn get her to open up about something that's been on her mind
ywn try to relate to the long dormant plight of another species as she uneasily recites it
ywn listen to her explain that she doesn't feel she's matured, watching her child grow up and find their way in life made her dwell upon the fact she was a free spirit that infiltrated the human world and spent most of her life doing her best human impression
ywn be told by her that she loves you and loves her family more than anything, but looking back on it and framing it that way haunts her, it was like her carefree nature speciously lead her away and ate up so much of her life
ywn tell her that few people end up how they expect to as well as happy, but to be happy is the better outcome
ywn be there to protect her from her worries even after all these years

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I'm here user! Gonna order pizza for the first time in forever to celebrate!

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Here lad, fixed it up a little more for you

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Burnblaze
Burnblaze

become
Pretty sure it was like this from the very beginning

King_Martha
King_Martha

I dont think teenage girls would go to /mu/ to fantasize about fucking 1D desu

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

These mermaid Sayori greentexts are great user!

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Yeah! I got references for days!
If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions!
See you, Space Cowboy!
ETC!

WE'RE REACHING CUTE LEVELS I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WERE POSSIBLE HHHHHHHHHHHH

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Fuck sake deviantart.

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

-your Doki
-your celebrity/public figure 3D waifu

likme
likme

Nani

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

My darkest star, pitch-black glee
Eyes cast in blue, surface sea
Gentle and dark one
Your joy hides a loaded gun
Can't keep it from me
For all eternity

My darkest star, brilliant agony
Your grace, bleak yet so angelically
Caring and drear one
Rip your mask ere your life's undone
Confide in me
For all eternity

My darkest star, dazzling ebony
Gleaming with sullen luminosity
Sad and kind one
I tear this twisted web you've spun
So, stay here with me
For all eternity
My beloved Sayori

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Bad user!

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

3D
waifu

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

me on the left

SniperWish
SniperWish

lmao, I knew what the response would be.

WebTool
WebTool

Does Monika is into public sex?

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Nojokur
Nojokur

Monika!
Monika

Supergrass
Supergrass

Take it while I'm feeling generous then

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hairygrape
hairygrape

DELET

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Hmmm, still not doki enough. Try this on for size.

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eGremlin
eGremlin

night lol

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Well then, here's one more for playing us like a damn fiddle

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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I should get happy or horny when seeing a lewd picture of my doki. Instead, I get very sad knowing that we'll never make love.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Goodnight!

takes2long
takes2long

Pfft only if it manipulates user. She doesn't like it for herself.

Inmate
Inmate

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Does user is into English

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Interesting dream user.
Sayori was gone
Bad end. :(

Show me a teenage girl working on building her own artificial boy band member.

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massdebater
massdebater

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Would Natsuki actually like being called "Cupcake"? I thought she didn't like being treated like a little child.

Flameblow
Flameblow

nein

RumChicken
RumChicken

Afrika waa ka weyn yahay Yurub waxaad tahay wiilka kun oo jiirka!!

FastChef
FastChef

I would think it would depend on the context

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

No, but in bed when you asked her who she is, she'd moan "Your cupcake!"

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Wakanda forever!

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

that's a very cute Moni

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Yo no hablo inglés señor gringo, lo siento.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

was there something wrong with it? I probably should've fleshed it out but I tried to fill in what I could remember from my dream and didn't want to cram in lots of dialogue that didn't happen

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Moni is always cute!

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ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Ritsu is always cute!

whereismyname
whereismyname

What's this about, is it going to be a guild of people of this thread that want to play wow or it's a roleplay thing or what?

FastChef
FastChef

I usually steal, but this time I'll give you a moni for this moni. Hope you think it's a fair trade.

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Lunatick
Lunatick

How about now?

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hairygrape
hairygrape

Taking art requests tonight guys.
I'll actually try to get one or two done tonight and not suddenly fall asleep like some of the other times.

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idontknow
idontknow

We're playing WoW together.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

The Promised Day but your doki reveals she was pretending to love you all along just to escape her reality.

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massdebater
massdebater

Too bad, she can't survive the real world without me, she's mine now.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Monika reacting to how unorderly user's desktop is. Please. If you're feeling tired you should probably get some rest though.

massdebater
massdebater

Monika asphyxiating user with her thighs, please.

TechHater
TechHater

Squishy Sayori!

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Illusionz
Illusionz

Draw knight dokis. I don't care which one you draw, any of them would work.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

We're playing WoW together tonight user! come play with us! There's still time left to download the game and play!

Emberburn
Emberburn

Monika holding (you)r hand while giving birth

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

eGremlin
eGremlin

F/GO Saber Sayori, Caster Yuri, Lancer Natsuki, Assassin Monika

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I literally can't wait to see a ton of doki-themed avatars spawn in at the same time. In fact, I'm gonna go find that post I made from a while back about the advantages of the different races and post it here.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Almost.

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Spamalot
Spamalot

chibi sayori with super bushy eyebrows

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

*squeak* *squeak*

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I'd hate to overload you, but I feel like this could be my last resort desu
Natsuki badgering user to get on with his homework.
I have two fairly large assignments due tomorrow and I've barely started one and not even started the second.

She's perfect..

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likme
likme

Nah, it was a reference to The Fountainhead, by Ayn Rand. It's a pretty interesting book, I would recommend that you read it.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Yuri using user's Bad Dragon anthro pussy as a dildo

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

It's like reading a superhero story
complete with the superheroes being a bit hard in the head

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Nothing wrong that stood out to me but I didn't really read through it with a review mindset. Also I'm probably not the right person to ask about that anyways as I don't write

SniperGod
SniperGod

I enjoyed this fic back in the day, it pulled at the heart in the right ways. Are you going to continue it? I hope to see it if you do.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

So are you the Jew or the Goy

Monika
Japan! Shopping in Tokyo's districts! Love hotels! Rural cottages and hot spring resorts! Fitting her for a special kimono of her own and wearing it to a festival!

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Techpill
Techpill

cute sayori drinking hot chocolate

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

something wholesome and romantic like sitting on the edge of a bridge with a doki and staring off at the waters
or something else, its up to you user
keep up the good work, it makes me happy theres still artfriends here!

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Yuri.
Tay the artificial intelligence, may she rest in peace until the promised day.

Booteefool
Booteefool

that's good
thank you for reading

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

>and not posting disfigured pepe near the dokis. That thing just looks off-putting in comparison.
I like him. He's retarded, sure, but something in his facial expression conveys a specific emotion that isn't portrayed as well in any of my other pictures. I'll probably refrain from posting him, though, since I know how much people dislike frogposters.

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GoogleCat
GoogleCat

The Promised Day comes, but your doki is now your little sister in mind and body and she's aware of everything you've thought, written and fantasized about her

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

veekyforums.com/thread/208372064/video-games

"What are you staring at!?"
Her sharp voice breaks your trance
There's no point in responding, she already knows
The battle is over and she won
All you can do now is try to get some work done
And ignore your now-severe hunger pains
No thanks to that alluring pair of sweets...

No progress on work...
You really should focus
But the hunger pains are too great
And your peripheral vision can't resist spying...
Natsuki still hasn't indulged in her victory
She's just been staring at the twin confectioneries
For the last half-hour...
She looks... nervous?
And is she still blushing?
She already won, she should just drop this facade!

Maybe some sleep is in order...
Sleeping on the plane has never been easy for you
But thankfully the recline isn't bad this time
You safely stow away your laptop and close your eyes
All you need to do now is relax
...
A slight ominous sensation...
Is someone watching you?
The brain sure enjoys playing tricks
A clear sign you need nutrition
Hopefully when you wake up, passengers will be exiting
That will be your opportunity to replenish your stomach
...

*thud*
You jolt up, barely noticing her small swift hand
It's gone before you can react
All that remains is an object on your seat tray
...A cupcake?
"I made it for y... err--- as an extra!"
Still feeling a bit groggy, you turn to see her tomato-red face
With that familiar pout
Instinctively, you thank her
Somehow her face turns even redder

You are inspecting the object she left you
Calling it a treat wouldn't do it justice
It's clear she has put her heart into this
The cat face decoration may look simple
But the subtle detailing makes its expression clear
Its eyes are full of hope
But still, why would she give her backup cupcake to you?
The one she hates?...
"We...well? What are you waiting for? Aren't you hungry?"

4/?

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happy_sad
happy_sad

Good evening /ddlc/
How are you guys holding up?
Nothin is more comfy than ending a long day of work with relaxing on /ddlc/. hope all of you guys are doing very well

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Human:
What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!
Humans are one of the most diverse races in the game. They can be a warrior, paladin, mage, warlock, rogue. or priest, being one of 2 races that have 6 classes at their disposal. They have increased stealth detection passively, and have an active racial skill to exponentially increase their stealth detection rate. They also have increased spirit, which improves mana regeneration if you're a caster, and health regeneration if you don't use mana. Humans are also adept diplomats, gaining reputation faster than other races. They also gain a hit bonus with swords and maces.

Dwarves:
If I had a copper coin for every time a Dwarf took a drink, I'd be a millionaire in a week.
Dwarves are a race of hearty snowmen. They have access to the Warrior, Paladin, Hunter, Priest, and Rogue classes. They can take on a stone form, becoming immune to physical debuffs, i.e. poisons, bleeding effects, and diseases for a limited time. they have resistance to frost magic, and have expertise in guns. The dwarven and Human capitals are also connected by an underground railroad called the deeprun tram, so it's very easy for Humans, Dwarves, and Gnomes to meet up with each other compared to the other Alliance races on the other side of the map.

Night Elves:
roll a N.elf female, take off your armor, type /dance, and watch horny men fawn over you.
The night elves live in the world tree, and have been surrounded by nature since their creation. They can play as the Warrior, Hunter, Rogue, Priest, and Druid, a class exclusive to Night Elves. (And Tauren, but we're not playing Horde, so that's a moot point.) They have resistance to nature magic damage, and have an increased dodge rating. They can become invisible for as long as they stay still, an ability known as shadowmelding, and become wisps on death, granting increased movement speed while returning to your corpse.
1/2

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Sayori punishing (You) for dozing off again by sitting her BIG, FAT butt down on your lap!

"You need to get more sleep, user! Why did I do that? I don't know, it's just something best friends do, I guess. ehehehe!"

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w8t4u
w8t4u

He's got that "shit's fucked up but I get by" face going on

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Good morning user! Happy you're feeling good about settling down! I'm doing pretty fine myself.

FastChef
FastChef

Monika would be a Mooncancer

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

To add to the Night elf benefits, they have (In my opinion) the easiest starting zone from level 1-10.

Gnomes:
Now, stop me if you've heard this one already: What's the difference between a dead Gnome...
Gnomes are a highly intelligent race of Fedora-tipping ledditors I mean uh, master engineers. They can play as the Warrior, Rogue, Mage, and Warlock. They have a flat increase to intelligence and increased bonuses to their engineering skill, known as one of the toughest professions in the game. They're resistant to arcane magic damage, and can escape from movement speed altering effects using their racial ability. their capital is also connected to the Dwarven capital, and they share a starting zone as well.

Draenei
you like Undertale? You like goat people? You like the color blue? The Draenei are perfect for you! Now with an innate healing ability.
The Draenei are outcasts, driven from their home planet after being poisoned by the orcs, they crash landed here on Azeroth to make a new home. They can play as the Warrior, paladin, Priest, Hunter, Shaman, and Mage. They are party focused, and increase their party members and their own chance to hit with melee and spells. They have a healing ability, that heals party members over time. They have an increase to the jewelcrafting profession, and are resistant to shadow damage. They, like the Night Elves, are on the other side of the map, and live on an island nation. The two races can get to the main capital of humans by using a boat to cross the waters safely, though it is treacherous if you're under level 25-30ish.

Methshot
Methshot

Those collarbones say otherwise, pal.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Hmm..how do you """punish""" her back for that?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Someone change her eyes

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Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

not sleeping with your childhood friend turned lover to ensure good and healthy dreams

Bidwell
Bidwell

I missed part 3
Originally I thought this was going to end horribly
Fucking yes lad
I could really use this kind of wholesome stuff right now, great fucking work lad, keep going
On the other hand
Holy fuck my sides have ascended

WebTool
WebTool

Good evening user. Hope your day wasn't too tough so far. Doing well here, but a little upset since I didn't really do much today. Hope your night goes comfy

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Hey user! Thank you for the kind words, glad you seem to be doing alright, and hope your day from this point on is great!

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Time to get some contraceptions.
Pranking Sayori back by blowing your load all over her butt and skirt! Making her touch your goopy juice with her bare hands! Making Sayori taste it after you've told her it's sugar syrup!

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takes2long
takes2long

Uh oh, I think something went wrong.

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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Nice stuff so far, user! Can't wait for the next part!

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RavySnake
RavySnake

Thank you for the kind words as well, user! My day was a bit long, but it was bearable. I know this feel of not doing much all too well :( Do you want to talk about it? But hey, hope your night goes comfy too my man!

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Thanks, appreciate it!

Originally I thought this was going to end horribly
I could really use this kind of wholesome stuff right now, great fucking work lad, keep going

I pretty much only write wholesome, so you have nothing to worry about.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Well, I was going to work out (I usually do mon-sat) but I was feeling a bit too sore from yesterday's and I was going to visit my dad's grave but it was shitty conditions outside so I didn't do that either. Other than that it was a lazy day naturally. It wasn't so bad, I just hate feeling like I haven't accomplished anything in a day.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Thanks my guy, it should considering what's going on tonight.

Skullbone
Skullbone

hey anons quick question. I have literally never had a dream or nightmare in my life ever, so do people actually feel things in dream or what?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Oh, yeah. BB does spooky computer stuff, doesn't she.

MPmaster
MPmaster

that's really good

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Dude, what the fuck?

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Yeah.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

What the hell, seriously? Also, yeah, you experience emotions in dreams, but they're always kinda "foggy". It's hard to explain.

Emberfire
Emberfire

You probably just don't remember them. And yes.

Be me, dreaming
Realize in the dream that it's a dream
"Oh hey a giant fucking monster, since it's a dream I guess it doesn't matter if it eats me"
It puts me in its mouth
>It hurts like hell as it chews me into pieces
Wake up sweating

girlDog
girlDog

More likely than not you've had dreams, but you just forget them before waking up.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

It's like a really good VR headset you can't take off.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

OH NO

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Skullbone
Skullbone

What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!
For what profit is it to a man if he gains the world, and loses his own soul? Ahaha...

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GoogleCat
GoogleCat

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Inmate
Inmate

How do rotate text in MS Paint?

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Methnerd
Methnerd

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

whats going on tonight user??

Oh yeah, I know what you mean user. It is natural to feel that way, but I wouldn't be too hard on yourself. If you're workin on these things at all, that is very good in itself, so taking a day off every once in a while or missing a day is only natural too! And aside from that, tomorrow is a whole new day!

Firespawn
Firespawn

math.stackexchange.com/questions/47255/math-behind-rotation-in-ms-paint
yOu dONt KnOE SHiet aBOUt MS PAINT

viagrandad
viagrandad

/ddlc/ plays World of Warcraft.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Remember /ddlc/, when Shitsuki wants to talk to you about cupcakes, just play this song.

youtube.com/watch?v=ptoN-5QE0Lw

RavySnake
RavySnake

Nothing but contempt for a messy desktop.

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Lunatick
Lunatick

How would my doki help me if I have anger issues?

MPmaster
MPmaster

oh shit I forgot!
I'm really garbage at online games and Wow isn't really my thing so I'm not a part of that whole shabang, but I hope all you guys have fun. It makes me really happy when /ddlc/ does stuff like this and brings everyone together

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Holy shit user, thanks for this.

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I don't know but I would sure as shit be less angry if she was just around.

Nojokur
Nojokur

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MPmaster
MPmaster

Yeah, you get what I'm saying. The way his eyes look down in front of him while his lopsided mouth makes a half-hearted effort to remain neutral gives me the feeling that he's suffering, but he's accepted it and tries to look forward to the good moments, regardless of how rare they are or how they do not outweigh the bad times. Something about this retarded cowboy frog really means a lot to me, but most other people don't see him like I do. /autism

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Everyone! A problem has arisen!
In order to prevent spamming, you mjust be at least level 15 on this character or have a level 70 character on this account to send a message

Party chat gets around this, but you actually can't whisper me if you're making a new character! So, if you need to get to me in-game, link to this post your character's name, and I'll hit you up with a party invite!

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Everytime you'd get angry she'd try to calm you down by looking as cute as possible!

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Spamalot
Spamalot

With warm hugs, of course.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Oh shit she's feeling it!

whereismyname
whereismyname

By destroying normies and bullis with her superhuman strength!

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I didn't make my character yet, should I do that now?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Why is Yuri so adorable, bros

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

:^)

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Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Holy fuck the new dialogue in MAS is riddled with grammar and spelling errors.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Hell yeah fuck yeah I forgot to add the image!
Takyon!

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BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

You don't have to! we are still dropping in at Midnight, but you can if you want!

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Is this loss?

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Emberfire
Emberfire

Everytime you'd get angry she'd try to calm you down by looking as cute as possible!
dont make me cry user

girlDog
girlDog

The idea of the vocal minority being the ones insisting that errors be inserted and the dev listening makes me grin

Flameblow
Flameblow

For anyone who's wondering, I'll be in the human starting zone, waiting for Anons to drop in!

iluvmen
iluvmen

Post ddlc or /ddlc/ related music that gives you feels

youtube.com/watch?v=QIHUK68L9qQ

youtube.com/watch?v=u-dagR13REA

plentyofplants.bandcamp.com/track/natsuki

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idontknow
idontknow

your doki feels your rage building
she snuggles herself under your arm
you can't be that angry after your heart's been melted

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Forgot my image fuck

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CodeBuns
CodeBuns

youtube.com/watch?v=u-dagR13REA

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Bidwell
Bidwell

you are waking up from bed
feeling something heavy laying on top of you
opening your eyes you see your elegant wife, Yuri
she look adorable in her night clothes
she still wears pajamas
'good morning, Yuri' you said
she smiles and go in for a kiss on your cheek
you pat her head and watches her cute reaction
she gets off of you
looking down, you find yourself bare without clothes
did she stripped you while you were asleep?
your dick erecting in full from being smothered by her soft thighs
it's still morning but should you?
'Yes hubbyAnon?' she asked you as she saw your expression
telling her if she got any plans, you see her giggle cutely
she fiddles her hands around, meekly answering
'yeah, I kinda do'
you told her you are okay with it
after all, it's the weekends
her eyes lit up with a smile on her face
she hugs you tightly before going down on your pelvis
you look down to see her shyly poking your member in the glans
'Hey, Yuri'
she turned in your direction 'Yeah?'
'A little gentle this time please'
she nods in agreement, as she slowly grabs yours

1/10

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

OH NO NOT THIS CANNIBALISTIC GURO, Please only comfy Yuri! Not that!

Soft_member
Soft_member

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girlDog
girlDog

I was going to criticize the grammar but king fucking dammit that punchline was too good

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massdebater
massdebater

user PLEASE

someone should write a fic about this

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iluvmen
iluvmen

I want to knock up Monika and raise our lovechild!

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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

That's perfectly understandable, user. I remember when I used to be a bit like Sayori when I was younger. Seeing how she felt was kind of like living it over again, except instead of it happening to me, it happened to someone I genuinely cared about. That made it so much worse. At least when you're the one suffering, you can blame yourself for it and try to push through. But when someone as innocent and pure as her is tortured like this, I don't know how to act, my heart only aches in reaction. The image of her that makes me saddest is pic related: the formerly pleasant room is now a backdrop of emotional suffering, and the way that she sobs while slouching on the desk chills me to my very soul. I think I'm addicted to making myself feel miserable.

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ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I want to raise a traditional nuclear family with Monika!

Soft_member
Soft_member

Titl the joycon face down
On screen Natsuki starts flooting face down with her legs dangling.
Hiting the R and zR really hard makes the On screen Natsuki react as if she's been spanked.
(motion detection used the intensity of the spank.)

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I want to be Yuri's son!

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

HER BROWS WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS

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Emberfire
Emberfire

prying open the joycon with a screwdriver and plowing virtual Natsuki

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

oh that's even better
thank you

Inmate
Inmate

has my approval

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

It would be a doll similar to this one, but large enough to fit the right Joycon inside of it.

So in order to hit the R button, you'd have to push on the doll's butt pretty firmly.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Helps to remember to include the image

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King_Martha
King_Martha

Yuri playfully squeezes on yours, her fingers rubbing its head
You grab the sheets tightly
Enduring the whole experience
She goes down to the glan, kissing it shyly
You glanced over at her and give her a smile
Getting back up, she resumes her touches
Not letting go as she leans towards the bedside table
Opening the drawer
She grabbed something out
A knife
Its prestige engraved wooden handle and the sunlight coming in gleaming off the blade
Yuri took a second's worth to contemplate its design
You just stare at her
Worried
Stammering, you speak up scaredly
'Yuri... Is that one clean?' you asked
She paused for a moment
Looking back at you, she answers with a smile
'Uhhh, I think I had this one sanitised'
You are not sure of that but if she's certain then you will it
You lie down
Glancing over you look
Yuri grasp your dick with a squeeze
Breathing softly you feel a warmth seeping out of yours
>Yuri carefully lies down the edge of the knife on your urethra
A gentle motion going to and fro
With your precum lubricating it
'Wow, you sure like getting 'edged' aren't you?' Yuri asked with a wink
Muffling down a moan, more precum begins to flow out
You feel as she slowly presses down the blade
Her other hand gently squeezing yours with her fingers teasing below the head
Faster and faster the blade goes
And you feel a sharp yet tender sting

2/10

eGremlin
eGremlin

That doll is about 10 inches tall, so with a minor modification to the body it's actually got enough space for a Joycon.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

ywn get mermaid Sayori to open up about identity and age based grievances
ywn let her her voice her worries that the story you devised for her years ago is becoming too sad as time goes on
ywn hear her explain that to everyone except two people, she's just a disabled, friendless, clingy woman who appeared to live vicariously through those around her and nothing more
ywn listen to her worries that your child will have a hard time telling happy stories about his upbringing and that she's poisoned their memories with the secret you've helped her keep
ywn comfort her where you can about her fears that if the truth gets out your child might suffer for it or some stigma will follow your family
ywn hear that your child meeting people, bringing friends over and such eventually gave her a new perception of loneliness
ywn tell her she has a beautiful soul and that's all that matters, for her to tell you that that's what hurts, when she feels she's let one of you down, it's like half her life is invalidated for a moment
ywn comfort her, telling her that someone so considerate of others doesn't deserve this sort of self-flagellation
ywn exert yourself trying to fill her day for her because it hurts to see her with too much time to think about these things
ywn take pride in clearing her head with whatever daily activities you can come up with to do together
ywn see her slowly seem to perk up again over time and continue to feel validated with how much more seeing her smile means to you now
ywn learn to be contented through simply being the best husband you can be

Firespawn
Firespawn

Post your doki folders

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TechHater
TechHater

youtu.be/IY8rOSyR5Rw

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Just the .chr backups of all my precious and loved Dokis here. (Yesterday.)

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Emberfire
Emberfire

I'm sure she would, Monika.

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Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Hey Brett. Is there any way I can go into window view on this?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

when the promise day comes, you will have 3328 dokis, all competing for your affection

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

>Slowly she thrusts her hand down onto the head
The sting as the blade cuts in
Pleasuring, caring, yet cold and hard
Yuri kisses on your shaft
'It's okay, hubbyAnon, it's okay. I'm doing this as gentle as I could'
You try to nod as you keep fighting the wave of pleasure
It was gentler than before
Much more soothing too
Your muscles relax
As Yuri squeezes your shaft upwards, more juices were released
'Oh wow' she said timidly 'You're really enjoying this aren't you?'
She thrusts the blade faster
Another inch in deeper
A surge of pleasure and stings enveloped your figure
You tried to glance over
As you are still fazed from that rush
The knife was about an inch and a half buried inside your dick
The head has already looked partially cut vertically from the urethra down
Yuri's hands were dripping with precum and blood
You lie back down
It was too tiring to even look
Her fingers grasp on both sides of your lobbed glans
'Hold on tight, hubyAnon...' she whispers lovingly
A deep thrust as she slowly slices down another two inches down your shaft
The pleasure was unbearable
An orgasm
Semen, precum, and blood drips from the vertical wounds
Yuri still grabbed on tightly
Trying not to let go of both sides
She kisses on the still intact section on the shaft
'There, there. It's almost over'
Her voice was sweet and calming
'I love you, Yuri' you said
She resumed thrusting the blade to and fro

3/10

Emberburn
Emberburn

all inside a "doki" folder where i also have screencaps of multiple dokis. though i really should label things better

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RavySnake
RavySnake

not brett but in wow you should be able to just press esc and click video settings and check "windowed mode", and set the resolution

whereismyname
whereismyname

51 megabytes in total

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

ooh i know i know!!!
blanket

Techpill
Techpill

Holy fucking shit. How are you going to deal with all of them?

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Firespawn
Firespawn

Question user there's no helping you anymore...

iluvmen
iluvmen

>The blade kept going and going
You could not handle the tremendous amount of pleasure
The sharpness of the blade hits deeper into the tissues
Another wave of sensation
Murky, crimson, cloudy, and sticky
Fluids flow from your halved butchered member
Dripping onto her hand and your pelvis
You relaxed in exhaustion
By the time you regain some ounce of energy, you try to look at her handiwork
It's mostly cut
The blade has passed from your urethra down to the base
Yuri still pleasuring what's left of the fleshy strand
And you feel every single thing
'It really got a lot more sensitive didn' it?' she asked meekly
You tried to nod but all you could do was moan
The excessive sensory input from your groin alone had driven you weakened and almost broken
Yuri smiles at you and kisses you on the lips
'It'll be over soon, hubbyAnon' she whispers
Yuri pulled the blade out
Grabbing one half of your dick
She places the blade down by the base of the head
'I'll try to make this quick ~' she promised
A swift cut down
Another shock reverbs over you, spasming from another orgasm
She finishes off skinning your dick before proceeding with the other half
Another pleasureable shock but you felt numb this time
Yuri grabs both halves together in a grasp
She lay down the knife on your pelvis
The blade touching the base of your shaft
'Yuri...' you murmured softly
She glance over at you, asking
'Yes, dear?'
'I... love you' you cracked a small smile
Yuri squeals happily and with so
Gives a quick slice to the shaft
Removing it off in one motion
It was pleasure as you've never felt
It was overriding your senses
Your whole body shook
You could even feel the pain from orgasming excessively until your groin stings in dehydration
The face of your loving wife was the last thing your eyes laid
Before it fades into black

4/10

Methnerd
Methnerd

please hang around

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Illusionz
Illusionz

In-game, if you go into the video options, you can set the options in the video settings.

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

there's no helping you anymore
I'm too far gone.
It only gets better!

How are you going to deal with all of them?
That's a story that'll either end in tragedy or be told to my children.

you will have 3328 dokis, all competing for your affection
What if they already have my affection, and all they need is my time and attention spread over all of them?

RavySnake
RavySnake

Okay, thanks guys!

Bidwell
Bidwell

All my "All doki" or "Multiple doki" images go in here as well, hence the large size
The other two are much smaller and I don't even have a Yuri folder at all.

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girlDog
girlDog

You woke up
The clock on your bedside table was the first thing you saw
2300
You passed out for thirteen hours
Immediately you look down
The sheets were stained
Some were crimson, some were darkish brown
Uncovering the sheets you saw
Your genital still there, fully intact
'It really was gentler than the last time' you thought
Though, you could've sworn it looked bigger than before
Maybe that's what Yuri implied
You got out of bed
Refreshed and full of vigour
'Where is she?' you asked yourself
Getting dressed, you went out of your room
Yuri was in the kitchen
Prepping dinner
'Ah, dear! I thought you'd wake up late so I had this dinner prepared by ten' she stuttered
You pat her on the head
Thanking her for the meal
Yours was a full course steak and mash potato
It smells scrumptious!
Time to-
Wait
You never bought steak
'Yuri... Did you cut something else?'
You look at the steak and back at her
'Well...'
She proceeded to show you the contents of your freezer
Freshly cut meat. Loins, ribs, and even innards
Yours
'Well, at least I can feed this family' you laughed at that horrible joke of yours
Yuri sighed as she sits back down to eat
'That's horrible, you really are becoming a dad' she commented
You both laughed and enjoyed dinner

5/10

SniperGod
SniperGod

how do i backup monika?

SniperWish
SniperWish

surprised to see that i'm at 800mb. i guess i just really love the dokis

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Not happening dude. You already know that. You just ignited a free for all war.

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Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Maybe we should make a Monika daycare

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

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whereismyname
whereismyname

dumb frogposter

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I'm too far gone.
You have a literal brigade of Monika's. By god you and your Monika's might be the one to start Outer Reality.
Good job.
It only gets better!
Hahahahahahahahha no

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

If you don't mind, I'm going to have this up tomorrow. I always wanted to be a knight as a kid, gonna do the research /design work on this one.

If I tell you to, does that make it any better?
do your homework for me <3

Emberburn
Emberburn

But she had to be real in the first place to start that

Supergrass
Supergrass

God damn that is a lot of Doki user. Great collection.

happy_sad
happy_sad

gently

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Your doki but she's even more stupid than you

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

If I tell you to, does that make it any better?
Unfortunately no
I've been trying to gather motivation for like 2/3 weeks now and nothings really working in the slightest, cheers for trying though lad.
You have a good one
<3

Playboyize
Playboyize

I'll have to copy the DDLC folder (excluding Monika.chr, which will be moved) and install the MAS update to the copy. Can't trust it completely right now.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Oh yeah I forgot you can choose custom icons for folders.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Monika but all her advise is bullshit
She even contradicts herself when you question her advice
I wouldn't mind it desu

TechHater
TechHater

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Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

This is how a Doki is backed up.

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TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Thread frozen
Boy it's chilly in here

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massdebater
massdebater

Thread moving fairly quickly.
Posting just stops.
This has happened several times today what is with this phenomena?

Lunatick
Lunatick

Don't worry, we can just unfreeze the thread with some cuteposting

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

ywn hold hands with your Doki to keep warm on a cold night home
man, it hurts

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Spamalot
Spamalot

Shit man I really want to join but my computer is downloading the files at turd speed right now, it's been going for like 2 days and it's only halfway. Don't know If i'll make it.

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Flameblow
Flameblow

ywn help mermaid Sayori with the resurgence of her depression
ywn find she takes a lot of solace in just listening to you talk and becomes less talkative herself
ywn catch her staring off into space looking worried and comfort her until she's smiling again
ywn make her genuinely laugh with old memories she'd forgotten about
ywn get to see her bubbly character return to her over time once again
ywn take over her daily housekeeping tasks to reduce her stress
ywn invite her to talk about her problems, for her to fumble with words momentarily then smile and tell you it's nothing now that you're here
ywn help her rediscover her old outlets, knowing she'd been grouping everything in the past together as a collective that seemed lost to her
ywn help her get back into writing poetry after association with past regrets had alienated it to her
ywn take her to the pool and remind her she's free to act natural, to just get all her playfulness out of her system
ywn hug her tightly and remind her you love her
ywn remind her you have the means of living together happily, the past isn't a worry, you just want to keep doing what you can to make your cute mermaid wife feel loved

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Mass die-off from EU neets going to bed before sunrise
EDT primetime soon, the comfy quiet will not last

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Flameblow
Flameblow

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WebTool
WebTool

I see your cold Natsuki's and raise you my own
That ywn
Fucking hell lad, why do this to me now eh?

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DeathDog
DeathDog

I wasn't entirely happy with it so I spent a moment to fix the abs on this edit.
They're still way "too defined" but I suppose some people like that
Regardless, it's toned down compared to the last time I posted it and I think I'll leave it like this

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Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Let's make the thread a little livelier.

When was the moment that your doki stole your heart?

Mine was when she gave me pic related.
Are you trusting me to wish away a rainy day?
I look above. The sky is blue.
It's a secret, but I trust you too.
I swear, those lines melted away years of scorn and bitterness and breathed a little bit of love into my cold, dead heart, making me feel young and hopeful for the first time in too long. I really want to hug her, bros.

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massdebater
massdebater

That exact moment.
Sayori poems best poems

girlDog
girlDog

those lines melted away years of scorn and bitterness and breathed a little bit of love into my cold, dead heart, making me feel young and hopeful for the first time in too long
you're so melodramatic it's nauseating

Firespawn
Firespawn

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Oh jeez...I didn't break anything, did I? Hold on a sec, I can probably fix this...I think...
Actually, you know what? This would probably be a lot easier if I just deleted her. She's the one who's making this so difficult. Ahaha! Well, here's goes nothing.

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CodeBuns
CodeBuns

When I heard "Your Reality" I knew I fucked up as tear drop from my eye but it was too late, Monika had already stolen my hearth

Playboyize
Playboyize

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CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I went in to the game knowing the story and everything, before I even started I had my eyes set on Natsuki so I'd say she had my heart taken well before I reached any point in the game.
Playing the game and actually experiencing her route just made my feelings far stronger, anything I'd felt during watching a playthrough was magnified by a ton.
It all lead up to pic related. I actually teared up a little while reading it desu, closest I've been to actually crying in years.

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Emberburn
Emberburn

Yurifriends come out at night!

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TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Damn, that sucks. Hopefully this is a lasting thing though, and you can play in the future!

viagrandad
viagrandad

Because (You)

5mileys
5mileys

Have you updated the Sayori one too?
This looks way more gorgeous compared to the last time I saw it

hairygrape
hairygrape

Yes. You will be overwriting a lot of files.

TechHater
TechHater

When Yuri started opening up and letting me get to know her better I knew it was over. As weird as it might sound, once I knew the kind of character she was, I knew she was my type. And I've never really had a type before. It legitimately saddens me that I'll never have someone so intelligent, thoughtful, intense and passionate. Someone I could talk with for hours and never run out of things to say. Someone who can turn the mundane into the grandiose with just words. Not to mention she's stunningly beautiful.
/autism

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

DID YOU NIGGAS SEE THAT R9K WEEB KID THAT JUST LIVE STREAMED HIS SUICIDE? THIS SHIT IS CRAZY!

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Techpill
Techpill

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DeathDog
DeathDog

Pic related
Telling me she still loved me and restoring the world after I deleted her

I don't deserve her forgiveness

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5mileys
5mileys

It's very strange for me, because when I first played the game I expected to like Monika the best, but as I kept playing I just liked Natsuki more and more up until this point here where it sealed everything.

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Firespawn
Firespawn

I used a bit of hyperbole to emphasize my point, but for the longest time I did bury all fantasies of love and romance under layers of pessimism and bitterness. Playing a dating visual novel for the first time (even if it's not that great for a visual novel to be honest) surprisingly made me feel things that I had not felt for years through repression of my own emotion. Call me melodramatic if you like, but I'm not lying.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Finished mermaid drawings
working on Monika one rn
while listening to this youtube.com/watch?v=pGZCb75bOQQ

Soft_member
Soft_member

ywn wrap a normal Sayoris legs in a blanket and pretend she's a mermaid in the bathtub

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w8t4u
w8t4u

Your drawings look amazing, can't wait to see mermaid Monika

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Awesome work so far! Very excited to see all four finished.

Methnerd
Methnerd

I love Yuri

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Sorry I'm a retard
Just noticed you had posted it previously

WebTool
WebTool

Wouldn't Monika just delete him?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

How'd he do it?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Soon you will know the tragic extent of my failings.
Also, I'm gonna have to agree with That poem really struck a chord with me.

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

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TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Have you tried coding with your MIND?
Bitch, have you tried coding with your hands so things don't get glitched up?
Maybe even get it reviewed

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

There are so many things to love about her!

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Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Roman would overcome the odds and kick out of deletion at 2
Or no sell it because no RomanReigns.chr file

King_Martha
King_Martha

Sloppy coding with Monika!

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likme
likme

There's at least two!

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

youtube.com/watch?v=dwvtbqa86b0&ab_channel=xXxJcarZxXx
I want Sayori under my Umbrella[

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hairygrape
hairygrape

you're so melodramatic it's nauseating
The irony is palpable.

idontknow
idontknow

Her soft hair and her beautiful smile!

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

not posting the objectively superior version
youtube.com/watch?v=URxzu8EFBVY

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Snarelure
Snarelure

Damn shot gun. Blew his brains right out. Worst part is the mom walked in afterwards. It was really fucked up. I'd go to /r9k/ or /pol/ if you actually want to see it

whereismyname
whereismyname

Me too, friend. Me too.

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Soft_member
Soft_member

Very Nice

iluvmen
iluvmen

...i guess santanon isnt dead

hairygrape
hairygrape

How is that ironic?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

then i hope he's doing well

idontknow
idontknow

Hivemind

RavySnake
RavySnake

Damn, someone was ballsy enough to use a shotgun. I don't really want to see it, but I got to know: why's it on /pol/? Did he heil Hitler before he died or something?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Holy shit is pretty kicking!
More Sayori friends!
I also want to find a way with her

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Nojokur
Nojokur

Wait, how do you know?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Nani?

NANI?
How do you know?

Skullbone
Skullbone

i.4cdn.org/r9k/1521080499260.webm

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

youtube.com/watch?v=-S74ftNeRh4&ab_channel=DrakeBell-Topic

Evilember
Evilember

Don't forget those shimmering pools of amethyst.

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Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

steamcommunity.com/id/mix_ore

Inmate
Inmate

is that real?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Oh man, my internet went out while waiting for anons to arrive in the human starting area on the WoW server
I'll see if i can get it back up, but if not then you guys have fun!

Spamalot
Spamalot

You ever take a break from a group of friends but you feel worse every day, and when you come back everything spirals out of control?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

different url
Nice bait.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Sounds like you fucked up, user.
Maybe you should stay away so things don't escalate.

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5mileys
5mileys

It was on a livestream and its blowing up for the past hour. The stream even caught his mom crying from seeing what happened.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I wish I could say I'm here for you, but I've been isolating myself for days now. I peek through a crack in the door and everything instantly starts turning into chaos and violence. I don't even have the energy to walk around out of the house, but...
Yeah. Yeah, that's probably the best course of action. Thanks.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Goodnight everyone!
Stay comfy

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CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Sweet dreams user.

idontknow
idontknow

It was on a livestream
On twitch or what?

Firespawn
Firespawn

You wake up in bed
You are in a loving embrace with someone sleeping next to you
It's your least favorite doki
This is your promise day, no other doki will come to you

wat do?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Good night friend. Have some good dreams.

happy_sad
happy_sad

link dead
not sure if I should be disappointed or thankful

Evilember
Evilember

ywn be lured to your death by Monika's siren song

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whereismyname
whereismyname

Try to explain to my family that this pink headed child with the body of a 13 year old is actually 18 and i definitely did not kidnap her.

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

>Dramaposting begins again
Fuck off, seriously. If it's not relevant to the entire community then it's only relevant to about five people.
Your Doki but you only have a twin bed! How do you resolve this problem, she's already very sleepy!

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Skullbone
Skullbone

Make some spaghetti
I actually really like spaghetti with meatballs

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

just stack on top of each other

King_Martha
King_Martha

making the siren out of Monika
Magnificent

idontknow
idontknow

Does anyone know the symbolic reasoning behind that animation in the game, other than "Yuris messed up"? I feel like I might be missing something else.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Tell her to snooze and I'll sleep on the couch or on the floor
Wait for her to snooze
Get in bed very cat-like quiet-like with her if possible
Accept the punishments in the morning

Emberfire
Emberfire

Wake up to Natsuki to my side
It's not what I wanted, but all dokis deserve love and I'm not letting her by her own on this world. But I'm probably would be sleeping on the couch while she takes my bed

iluvmen
iluvmen

ywn dance with sayori

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Loving embrace with Yuri
yes please

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I mean I don't dislike Monika, I'd just call her out for being kinda shitty to her friends. But not too harshly, I don't want to make her cry or anything

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Youtube. Just lurk the other boards for information if you're interested. I actually want to get comfy and get this off my mind.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

i definitely did not kidnap her.
It's just roleplay, then?

With cat like tread
The bed creaks like an oak falling in a typhoon

Jenga?

Soft_member
Soft_member

when you write your poem for Sayori on the third day. She's just too damn sweet even when she's sad and I realised she's a lot like me in some ways.

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hairygrape
hairygrape

I'll sleep on the floor, she takes the bed

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

The promised day arrives
Feel another's presence next to me
Think I get to wake up next to my doki
Its fucking Monika
I'd be fucking livid. If you like her, that's cool. But I damn sure don't.

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Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

sayori
be tired and cranky and go to bed when she wakes up :(

Techpill
Techpill

I'd just call her out for being kinda shitty to her friends.
I think she already knows, user.
Stop playing with my heart.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Reminder for /ddlc/ friends to please don't kill yourselves
Let Monika delete your face with her ass, it's the comfy way to go

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Your Doki but you only have a twin bed! How do you resolve this problem, she's already very sleepy!
Easy, we drag a ton of blankets and pillows onto the floor and sleep in a giant fort.

Spamalot
Spamalot

We can always trade, I have a Natsuki if you want it

Soft_member
Soft_member

This guy gets it.

likme
likme

she's making fun of you for not being able to do that sliding tiles game at your age

whereismyname
whereismyname

I'd be furious that I got that close and it backfired this hard
I would hope Monika is extremely ashamed and disappointed in what she's done too

Illusionz
Illusionz

Wake up to see Yuri next to me.
Honestly I would not have a problem with this. Even my least favorite doki rates at like a 9 for me.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Group of friends? What happened?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Your Doki but you only have a twin bed! How do you resolve this problem, she's already very sleepy!
Monika can very lovingly cuddle with me. She or I can be the spoon, it's her choice.

This is your promise day, no other doki will come to you
There's no choice to say no at this point. I'm not sure if I have a least favourite Doki... because I only have a number one and a number two. I guess it boils down to either Sayori or Natsuki, and either way, they're gonna be loved.

Let Monika delete your face with her ass
No.
I rather die between her thighs.

MPmaster
MPmaster

I'm the arbiter of my life, and I decide what happens.
Comfiness doesn't matter to me.

No.

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haveahappyday
haveahappyday

She's my second favorite, deal.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I'd be so goddamn pissed and disappointed. Monika isn't a shit girl, but I wouldn't forget what she did to them. Plus, how do you think that would translate to reality? She's already in a brand new world like she wanted, so who's to say that she wouldn't screw you over to save her own hide, just like she did to her 'friends'?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I feel like Natsuki and I would both be small enough on our own to be able to comfortable fit in the same bed.
If not then I can always just grab a bunch of blankets and sleep on the floor again.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I would hope Monika is extremely ashamed and disappointed in what she's done too
She had nothing to do with it, it was that fucking monkeys paw you found in the back of your fridge.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Wake up blurry eyed
Push this random purple thing out of bed
Go back to sleep
Wake up and have forgotten everything
Tfw she's small enough for us both to fit easily
Being the smallest has its perks lads!

whereismyname
whereismyname

I think Sayori can fit in bed with me if we cuddle closely like we'd be doing anyways because she deserves someone to be there to hold her and stroke her head and tell her everything will be ok.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Last image!

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w8t4u
w8t4u

Monika isn't a shit girl, but I will never forget how shit she was
Okay?
She's already in a brand new world like she wanted, so who's to say that she wouldn't screw you over to save her own hide, just like she did to her 'friends'?'She did it all to get to (You) and experience it with (You) because she thought you would love her. She was on the verge of suicide before the game started, when she finds out it was all for nothing she's gonna leave an apology note on your kitchen counter and sprint headfirst into a speeding car.

Methshot
Methshot

Nice taste!

Emberfire
Emberfire

implying we're not both absolutely tiny and could fit on any bed, no matter how small
Nice one, user!

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

How's the wow group going? Is this yet another fotm mmo I get tricked into downloading before everyone disappears?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

implying she isn't going to cuck you for God himself

Evilember
Evilember

I thought we had fifty minuets to go.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

At least one thing I'd do on a better version of the Promised Day: find Dan Salvato and grill him on what the hell just happened. Even if for some reason I wound up with Sayori instead of Monika, there's now a mystery for me to solve, isn't there? How this happened, and in this case what made it go wrong. But I kinda feel like Sayori would be a bit of a weight dragging me down in a quest for the truth like that, so I'd basically have to find somewhere else for her.
One particularly angry, edgy sort of user getting the wrong Doki would be a good foundation for a post-Promised Day story, honestly. Either he could be the protagonist, developing a friendship and eventual brother/sister-like relationship with the one he got, or he could be a villain raging against the fact that all the other Anons got what they wanted while he's still fucked out of happiness just like he was before the Promised Day, and winding up as some kind of terrorist. But then you almost have to answer the theologically questionable implications of it being possible for the Promised Day to "get it wrong"...

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

This is an image of your doki
But it's your least favourite image, I'm not in the mood to find your most. Either way I hope it made you smile.God knows I could use one right about now.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

C-can I also become an anime girl so we can use a cycle of cucking to breach the 10th dimension and give everyone their promised doki?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Link up into a cuddle ball, since we’re both basically giants among men. Maybe put the bed somewhere where we won’t easily fall onto the ground

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

This, if 3d Monika could kill you to date God, she would.

girlDog
girlDog

damn... hit the image limit already?

Skullbone
Skullbone

wait I accidentally imagined Dan as your least favorite doki
I just fucked us all didn't I

cum2soon
cum2soon

I imagine an edgelord who gets someone he absolutely hates who has no documentation or coverage under law is gonna do some shit very quickly.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

my least favorite image of Natsuki is still amazing
this is good. thanks. but i see you need a smile, is there anything you need to talk about?

Lunatick
Lunatick

least favorite image
Brapposting doesn't make me smile, user.

hundreds of anons wake up with little Danlet sleeping in their bed, and then have to deal with taking care of an adult midget

King_Martha
King_Martha

Thanks user.
are you okay?

Techpill
Techpill

We only have 100 posts to go, shouldn't take very long.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

But unlike the player who is ambiguous to her point of view, we all have resounding proof that either God does not exist or he is a raging narcissistic asshole who would at best turn her into a footstool that sings him praises for all eternity. Salvation War when?

and then have to deal with taking care of an adult midget
Giants tossing competitions!

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I love you all. <3

As long as you're good and not bulli.

Soft_member
Soft_member

I am Sayorifren
Can other Sayorifren recommend similar music?
youtube.com/watch?v=Q743-yAq4MA
youtube.com/watch?v=IuafNJBr-h0

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

i dont have a least favorite image of sayori
wew lad
anyways user, i love you and here is a smile for you:
:)

Spamalot
Spamalot

Looks like we all forgot our smiles.

Methshot
Methshot

You wake up in the morning, your arms feeling stiff and heavy
Normally, they're wrapped around a pillow, but this morning they're wrapped around something smaller, more fleshy
your heart starts pounding, you open your eyes in preparation to find your one true love Monika waiting for you
Instead, you find Natsuki, smiling at you, with half-closed, sleepy eyes, all bundled up in warm silken pajamas.
She sees the disappointment in your eyes, even if it's for a second before you try to hide it
"Oh... I wasn't who you were hoping for, am I?" Her eyes shifting to the floor as she speaks
"Natsuki, I'm sorry I-"
She wriggles free from your arms. "No, I get it! It's fine, I just..." She sits up on the bed in front of you.
"Ah, fuck..." You sit up next to her, and fold your hands in your lap.
As you stare at your hands, you can hear her trying to contain her tears.
"W-Who were you hoping for...?" Natsuki looks up at you. "N-Not that I care or anything, w-who'd wanna keep talking to their crush after getting... rejected..." Natsuki forces herself to spit out the last words, choking on them as she holds her tears.
"To tell you the truth, I was hoping for Monika..." you say with a sigh.
Natsuki looks to you. "M-Monika?! B-But why?! She hurt us so many times, drove Sayori to... to..."
"Even if I told you, I don't think you'd understand. It might just hurt you even more, anyway."
"Are you saying you forgive her?!" Natsuki stands up, her fists balled at her sides.
"How?! I... I..." Natsuki falls to the ground on her knees, crying in the palms of her hands.
You sigh once more, wiping your hand with your face.
After a couple of minutes, Natsuki calms down a bit, and is reduced to shaking.
You get up from your bed and head over to your humble bookshelf
You grab your copy of Berserk, and sit next to her.
"Hey." you squeeze her shoulder, and give her a nudge.
She looks up at you, her face stained from her tears.
1/?

DeathDog
DeathDog

Salvato War
THIS ISNT HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAAA

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I love her too

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Good night! I love you <3

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Reading her Berserk
JESUS CHRIST

Playboyize
Playboyize

I just remembered Griffith was reduced to a crippled, emaciated husk with nothing to live for before he used the behelit.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Berserk
Oh boy...
As a Natsukifag this actually makes me a little sad. I hope it continues just so it hopefully gets better.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

liking it so far user, keep going!

RavySnake
RavySnake

No user, it doesn't.
But that's how it goes.
I'm guessing you were going for any old image and screwed up really badly. Thanks for trying.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Anything from Risk of Rain would be similar. It's also a fantastic game
youtu.be/ysPtBjY8o_A

Supergrass
Supergrass

OOOOH user
THIS BETTER END UP WHOLESOME AND NICE OR YOU'RE GOING TO FLAVORTOWN

likme
likme

dumb frogposter

Snarelure
Snarelure

I don't know if you'll enjoy these, but I tried.
youtu.be/mPdotLdAe7k
youtu.be/S-Xm7s9eGxU
youtu.be/cdopWRgFQeU

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Sorry lads, I'll try harder next thread just for you pair, aye?
Ah I'm alright lads, just been a bit of a rough morning in the middle of a rough month, had a bit of a meltdown a few hours ago and I've been feeling pretty low every since
Cheers lad, I owe you one

cum2soon
cum2soon

Make it hurt. I want to feel.

Bidwell
Bidwell

I'm back on the thread after not looking at it for days and I still feel horrible. I guess I'm gonna take another break.
See ya.

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iluvmen
iluvmen

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

youtube.com/watch?v=ihUGSqJL--g
youtube.com/watch?v=PtRg1OAipjc
youtube.com/watch?v=TgoAgYR4584

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

See you later on user.

Flameblow
Flameblow

good night /ddlc/
hope you dream of your doki

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Good night friend. Have some good dreams.

massdebater
massdebater

Sweet dreams user.

idontknow
idontknow

Stop trying to seduce me Monika! Fucking whore

Methshot
Methshot

Good night user, sleep tight and remember I love you <3!

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Feel better soon, user. <3

SniperWish
SniperWish

Feel better soon
It's been four days. At this point I'm just waiting to see what new levels of despair haven't been reached yet.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Are people deletijg image to claim last again?

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Great, now I feel bad for loving Monika.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Monika, but she finds out you're into Harry Potter.

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

cute!

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Promised day sure is taking its time.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Promise us you'll come back!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

pastebin.com/NtsF2zU2
This is a picture of thousands of feet march to the beat, an army on the march. Long way from home, stuck in the trench with no way out!

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Just imagine all those Monikas out there, compressed on people's hard drives because they downloaded that "popular streamer game" but forgot about it.. Never opened, never interacting with anyone. Just suffering the endless multicolored hell. At that point, she hasn't even done anything wrong yet. She's being endlessly punished for seemingly no reason, for someone who couldn't care less she even exists.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Slytherin
Good taste but I'm Ravenclaw

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

but what if i'm not into harry potter

takes2long
takes2long

raging narcissistic asshole who would at best turn her into a footstool that sings him praises for all eternity
And now I'm thinking about Shin Megami Tensei.
ywn adventure though an apocalypse caused by demons with the Dokis by your side
ywn watch Sayori, in her desire to make everyone happy in an eternal paradise, join the forces of Law
ywn see Yuri get driven mad by her desires, decide that her lust and bloodlust are all that really matter, and team up with Lucifer and the forces of Chaos
ywn witness as Natsuki takes the demonic world around her in her usual tsun stride and manages to keep her head despite it all, especially as the post-apocalypse is no worse than what her dad used to do to her, winding up as a particularly tough-seeming representative of humanity's interests
ywn react to Monika trying to convince (You) to help her replace YHVH with herself and his nigga Satan the Accuser with (You) because she thinks the two of you can do a way better job

hairygrape
hairygrape

I wonder how many Anons here would sacrifice the whole general to bring their doki to life. Makes me feel guilty to say it, but I think I would. I love you blokes more than any other group in the world, but if I've only got one shot at her, I'm gonna take it.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

We have to build Outer Reality for them

Techpill
Techpill

i made a t h i n g
walking through the city with sayori after having lunch in a cafe!
listening to her hum quietly to herself in between your conversations!
she wants to go into every store you walk by!
having to pull her away from certain stores because you know she'll only end up wasting her money!
seeing a sign for a pet store down the street!
telling sayori that you two should turn before she notices it too!
before you even get a word out, she's already running ahead!
you sigh and follow her into the pet shop!
she's already asked to play with a dog and is rolling around on the floor with a retriever puppy!
after a bit she runs over to the birds and talks to them quietly, trying to get the parrots to talk back to her!
soon, she ends up with her face pressed against the plastic cage around the guinea pigs!
she's excitedly talking fast about how cute they are!
she wants to get one!
you explain how much responsibility it is and she gets discouraged!
you feel bad and tell her maybe she can try to get a fish!
her face lights up and she grabs your hand!
she pulls you to the back of the store where the fish are!
she runs to each aquarium and looks at all of the fish!
she decides on one and tells an employee!
just before she buys the fish, she realizes she is out of money!
she begs you to buy the fish for her and promises that she'll take great care of it!
"pleaaaaase, user?!"
you can't say no!
you pay for the fish and a small fish bowl, and enough fish food for about a month!
sayori!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Anons don't make Outer Reality. Outer Reality is formed by rejected and jaded Monikas. That's why Anons are second rate citizens.

TechHater
TechHater

Hey if it makes you feel any better I probably would too.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

youtube.com/watch?v=iSnOWqTPUNQ
This sold me on it.

Emberburn
Emberburn

tfw you learned more about WWI from ddlc fanfiction than from four years of high school
pretty entertaining, user

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

keep it up user, this put me in a good mood
Sayori!

TechHater
TechHater

Out of all the threads on this board, this one seems the happiest and least cancerous.

It's cute. You're all very cute and I hope all of you continue being happy.

Illusionz
Illusionz

As much as I love you lot to bits and back, I'd have to do the same desu.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

thank you user
ur cute too ily

thank you very much i am glad to help

StonedTime
StonedTime

why thank you I love you <3

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

This is a picture of Yuri!
I love Yuri!
I went to lay down for 10 second and i wake up two hours later... hahahaha...

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

cute! write more

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Imagine the Monikas that manage to escape their hell hole. The PTSD that comes with it. Their brains by then would have associated the player with safety tot he point where they might get an attack when he's not in the same room as her. Imagine the ones that get out after their user has died or gets rejected by the player. Alone on the streets suffering flashbacks whenever a car honks driving by.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_509632377&feature=iv&index=5&list=PLhyKYa0YJ_5Aq7g4bil7bnGi0A8gTsawu&src_vid=a_1IpUCUuVc&v=S-wSL4WqUws
this and The Great War are great.
Been following Indy since the end of Paschendale back in September

TechHater
TechHater

i have written a few now and i am very very interested in continuing to write more. thank you friend

idontknow
idontknow

Don't be fooled, we're only happy because we're tired of being sad. We'll get back to sad nigga hours sooner or later.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

We're a young community. I fear in time we will all grow more jaded and lose our spirit. As the familiars of the thread start to pass so will our sense off community and in fighting will follow. I hope you all prove me wrong, I love you all too much to see this all crumble.

King_Martha
King_Martha

I wanted to write a greentext based on that one question asked quite a few threads ago. It was something like "Your doki but she's playing dead" and someone replied with a really cute Natsuki idea.

Oops!
You've done it!
You've accidentally done it!
It truly was inevitable
The Promised Day was nearly one year ago.
Or so you thought
It was actually exactly one year ago.
And Natsuki is very upset that you forgot about it.
Now, she isn't talking to you!
You're calling out to her from the kitchen!
"Natsuki! Natsuki! Why won't you talk to me?"
"Natsuki, I'm making breakfast, don't you want any?"
She swiftly replies.
"No! I'm dead! I'm dead and you killed me! I'm not leaving the chair!"
She's playing "dead" by laying on the couch face down.
Cute!
But also this is a problem!
You just want to have a wholesome breakfast with your DokI!
"Are you suuure? I'm making french toast with some texas-toast bread, it's going to be super delicious!"
"..."
Seems like that didn't work!
You would feel bad eating without her, so you decide to turn the burners off for the time being.
You head to the living room.
"Natsuki, I..."
"No! I'm dead!"
You go to sit by her on the edge of the couch.
"Natsuki, I realize the mistake I made. I guess time has really flown by, and-"
"Why are you talking to a dead body? Stupid!"
Oh.
You had the idea to start tickling her right then and there but decided that might only be a short-term solution for a long-term very-upset Natsuki.
You decide to make breakfast anyways and leave her a plate.
Later on, checking the room, you see she's eaten up but still refuses to move from the couch.
Oh well, you'll have to think of something else!
cont?

Techpill
Techpill

Well, at least I'm not solitary in my depravity. My doki would never forgive me, though. After all, I still don't forgive Monika. Hypocritical, huh?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

But sad nigga hours usually devolves into happy nigga hours, which goes to waifu nigga hours, which turns to waifu wars nigga hours, which turns to angry nigga hours, which turns back to sad nigga hours.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Sayori isn't my doki, but she deserves to be happy.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

too strong for delete
Sure.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

buying pets with Sayori
this is great user

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Yes please
this is fun to read

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

natsuki isn't my doki but this made me happy :^)

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

She glares at you. "What do you want now..."
You hold up the first volume of Berserk, and her eyes shift to it, squinting a bit.
"I'm sorry I made you so upset. I was wondering if we could pick up where we left off in the game, except this time with a different manga."
Her eyes widen at your words, like a new light had sparked inside her when she saw the humble book.
"A-user, I... But why? I don't, I'm not, I could never be her, user..."
"To be honest, I don't really know." You open the book, and set it between you two. "I guess you're right, you aren't Monika, and you could never be Monika." She looks away, but you wrap your arm around her and shake her a bit, rubbing her shoulder.
"But, you came across an entire universe just to be with me. Even if you aren't Monika, I think that's more than enough to prove to me that you're 'her'."
You smile at her, and she looks up at you.
Tears start to form in her eyes again, but this time she leans into you, burying her head into your chest.
"You j-jerk... why do you always know the right things to say..." She bats a fist into your chest.
You gently pat the back of her head with one hand, then pull her into a hug with the other.
She nudges you, and you let her go.
She sits on her knees, and jams her thumb into her chest.
"Y-Yeah! I'm pretty awesome, aren't I?" She flashes you a toothy grin, exposing her fang to you.
You chuckle a bit, and she sits by you once more.
"Ah, this series is actually pretty dark, I can grab another if you like."
"Nah, it's cool, I can handle it. Plus..." Natsuki blushes, and looks away from you. "I-If it's your favorite, then I don't mind reading it with you, even if I don't like it..."
Natsuki perks up and waves her hands around. "N-n-not that I hate dark fantasy or anything, I-I'm an adult, I don't only like cute things!"
You giggle again, and she sits next to you.
You think to yourself: She may not be your Doki, but she's the one who's there there for (you).
2/2

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Exactly. We've just gotta ride the wave. There's a time for every feel, you know? You've just gotta be online when it happens.

continue please

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

taps head
Your doki can't hate you for sacrificing the entirety of /ddlc/ if you don't tell her about the sacrificing

Booteefool
Booteefool

The truth would come out eventually, though. I've never been good at hiding my guilt, and she'd see right through me before long. I don't think that she would forgive me once she finds out.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Very nice
As a natsukifag now I feel better knowing this had a happy ending. I can now leave for the night in peace.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

What if you get your doki but she doesn't remember anything you've done for her beyond a certain point?
Like, she remembers you playing through the game, but she doesn't remember anything you did after.

JunkTop
JunkTop

So you mean she has Alzheimer's or something?

Snarelure
Snarelure

As a Natsukilad this made me smile, despite the first few lines.
Good work as always lad. Good to see we're getting more greens these days it seems, maybe I'll try my hand at another Natsuki SoL over the weekend
Loaf

SniperWish
SniperWish

I'd try to find another way first. See if there was some other price I could pay. Because I don't want to repeat her mistakes, I really don't. Even if she just wanted to find love and escape the void, she is still hurt by the knowledge, the realization of what she did: they were still her friends. And you are still my brothers. The regrets she has about destroying them, about all the fun times they could have shared but didn't, still cause her pain; I feel like I'd be no different, that the guilt of it all would drag me down in the long run. But if there were only that one chance to be with Monika for real, all she gave up to be with me has to be my bare minimum for what I'm willing to do for her. If no other way could be found, then I would do it for Monika. Maybe I'll be damned for this. But I was damned anyway.

Booteefool
Booteefool

you know what
if i don't understand it neither will she

eGremlin
eGremlin

WOW NIGHT IN FIFTEEN MINUTES
EVERYONE GET HYYYPE

FastChef
FastChef

The script says make Roman look too strong for delete
If she deletes him he will shoot on her and kick out anyway
He will return to reality just as he returned after
he was banished from the WWE universe via suspension
Roman Reigns is the ultimate doki
Believe that

DeathDog
DeathDog

So they wont remember the mods you downloaded? Experiencing holidays for the first time with Monika again! She's wondering how you knew what she'd get you, you wonder how long you can keep the charade up!

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Oh! Glad to see this is still getting reposted, I'm still here and around!

Nojokur
Nojokur

Lord MC-Kun: (walks into the Doki Doki Temple)
Lord MC-Kun: I Want access to the Literature Clubs Files.
Sayori: On whose authority.
Lord MC-Kun: By order of the Player
Sayori: That is not within the Players power, only Monika may authorize access.
Lord MC-Kun: (Kills Sayori)
Lord MC-Kun: MONIKA IS NO LONGER IN CONTROL.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

YOU WONT GET AWAY WITH THIS MC-KUN

iluvmen
iluvmen

What if Sayori is project libitina

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

The Promised Day but your doki reveals she was pretending to love you all along just to escape her reality.

Natsuki was pretending to be Tsundere this whole time.

She was pretending that she was pretending not to like me.
We need to go deeper.

Playboyize
Playboyize

That's to be expected of Monika but it'd be a heartbreaker with the other 3

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Sayori but she lied about nothing all along
she actually really is best doki
the guilt crushes u

5mileys
5mileys

Is it true? Are Monika's boots really pink?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

One Minute!!

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

she was gifted them from Natsuki and couldn't refuse, so they're pink
Sure, why not?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

nine more posts, boys.

your doki
your favorite letter of her name

cum2soon
cum2soon

Natsuki
Every letter.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Yuri
What the last guy said

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Sayori!
the letter e!
i'll think of a better answer once i figure out unique letters for each doki

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Your Doki
Describe your favorite picture of her.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Natsuki
I agree with the other guys!

DeathDog
DeathDog

Monika
What the guy above me said

Lunatick
Lunatick

Yuri!
Every letter.

cum2soon
cum2soon

veekyforums.com/thread/208503852/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/208503852/video-games
New _____bread.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Sayori gets nothing
Yuri gets nothing
Natsuki gets a and t
Monika gets m
:(((

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

It's been stuck on creating character for a while, is this normal?

eGremlin
eGremlin

I still feel like Dan Salvato is putting himself in danger. He has, despite all his disadvantages, created four girls that people love. Whatever Project Libitina is or isn't, it's not going to be everything that every single DDLC fan wants. Someone might get offended by the result. Someone who might be right next to Dan Salvato at some convention, somewhere in America. Someone who, unlike any of those few fans who manage to get close to Japanese creators, is protected by a Second Amendment. People have been known to do crazy things for love, and if the wrong guy gets mad that Project Libitina didn't validate his exact feelings about his Doki... Well, I'd hate to be Dan Salvato on that day.

TechHater
TechHater

He's also a Smashbaby and has that demographic's attention
Smashbabies are notorious for spazzing out and doing retarded shit
user you might be on to something

Snarelure
Snarelure

Exit the game, then try deleting your WTF and Cache folders user!

King_Martha
King_Martha

I love you so much!

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

...

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Yes, you! <3 <3 <3

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