/fgoalter/ Fate Grand Order NA General

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2018-03-15 07:00 - 03-29 03:59 UTC
New servants: Nightingale 5*, Helena 4*, Rama 4*, Geronimo 3*, Billy 3*
New craft essences: Ideal Holy King 5*, Record Holder 4*, Beast of Billows 3*

>[E Pluribus Unum Release]
Fifth Singularity: North American Myth War E Pluribus Unum
Release date: 2018-03-15 7:00 UTC
New interludes for Orion, Fionn, and Fergus

>[News]
webview.fate-go.us/
Check FateGO.USA on facebook for preliminary announcements and Campaign Milestones

>[Mega-Pastebin]
pastebin.com/HTrhq7Nk

>[Wiki]
fate-go.cirnopedia.org/
fgosimulator.webcrow.jp/
Daily Quests: fate-go.cirnopedia.org/quest_daily_us.php
Drop rates(Click at NA tab): docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_SlTjrVRTgHgfS7sRqx4CeJMqlz687HdSlYqiW-JvQA/edit#gid=525320539

>[Misc.]
Rate ups in JP FGO: drive.google.com/file/d/131VQ4DGGnb4A_iG6J-4BLJ2ePeFDUX3D/view
Upcoming event materials: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1V2iDoN2HjafZ8Ube6Jgi0woIibY-Di3YxLMZdJ6quTA/edit#gid=585071742
Servant Planner: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1CfEa5k-sB5btC8905kZKPfRC07IokKM1sXnoXo6-YQo/edit#gid=537592975
Friendlist: pastebin.com/Am2aVbVW

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=4zPF_aroodw
twitter.com/AnonBabble

You're a beefy guy

YOUR FIRST IMAGE IS MINE

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snek

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>NP is anti men
FUCKING RETARD

for you

MAKE IT STOP BROS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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YOUR ALLEY

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>Her Noble Phantasm is Hentai Male
What?

I'm tired

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YOUR ALLEY BROS NOOOOOOO

>YOURALLEY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--

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I can't watch the stream right now. Please summarize for me.

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...

very informative...

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why am i bothering with this shitty ass stream? fuckin christ this is embarrassing

yurale

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AHHHHHH SERVERS SHUTTING DOWN IS THE SURPRISE HOLD ME BROS

>NP1

STOPPU STOPPU

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Give it back, you motherfucker!

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I see it

Eat shit retard

BROOOS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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WHY DO THEY EVEN BOTHER WITH THESE STREAMS

I ASSUME THE JP ONES HAVE FUNNY VA INTERACTIONS AND ACTUAL BIG NEWS SHIT THEY OBVIOUSLY WONT REPLICATE HER SO WHAT

IS

THE

POINT

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Bros I think we're caught in Shakespeare's NP. He's writing a tragedy for /alter/ and it is this stream.

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You guys are monsters

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>Stheno and Your Ally are twins

Apparently as servant ever talked about outside of a taiwanese message board counts as reddit.

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WTF /ALTER/ YOU TOLD ME LOLIS WERENT REDDIT

>CAN'T EVEN PRONOUNCE THE SERVANT'S NAMES

>So that's why I check on reddit

ITS NOT FAIR YOUR ALLEY BROS

>yfw smug redmans are now reddit

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Onii-chan is disappointed

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just b urself

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>eh-uh-ree-ah-leh
>YOURALLEY

>wow it's fucking nothing

BROS... MY LUNGS ARE FULLY ACTIVADO
I CAN'T TAKE IT.
>Steh-noh
BROS

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/r9k/ here, I'm surprised this is more pathetic than us

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PFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF ALTER

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Fuck you albert

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I CHECKED ON REDDTURT TGHYSGHd\sbbz

The game funded enough money to survive for a year off of the thanksgiving gatcha alone

>pRETTY GOOD servant
LIARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

OUR BOY HERC HAS NOT APPEARED ONCE BROS

This guy can't even pronounce Euryale.
America is a mistake.

>/alter/ is losing their shit about this stream
I'm an /alter/ regular and even I'm laughing at you

>I check on Reddit

FUCKING 50 MINUTES IN AND NO FUCKING NEWSSSSS OR AMERICA DISCUSSION

5 facts about Alter Jannu!
1. Alter Jannu is cute!
2. Alter Jannu is my wife!
3. Alter Jannu has smelly feets!
4. Alter Jannu is not reddit!
5. J/alter/!

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>Fate Lore Stream hosted by Albert
Oh god no

She literally says her name in her NP. Fucks sake.

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>>>>>>>>FGOSHITTERS

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SEANIGS CHECKS ON REDDIT

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>np1 youralley
sneks on short notice

if they recommend big sis too for a full trio, it's time to sudoku

>lore stream
OH NO NO NO

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>I check on reddit
It's over, Youralley bros

genuinely kill me in my sleep tonight, pete

BROS HIS BUTTON IS HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE

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I DON'T WANT TO BE EMBARRASSED EVEN FURTHER
MAKE IT STOP NOW

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Stop saying Your Alley you fuck!

Official Thread Theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=4zPF_aroodw

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>They're the same person
wat

>lore stream announced
DEEPEST LORE
MORE QUARTZ

>Stheno and jews are twins

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UMMMMMMMMM MASHFAGS?

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No

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>IT'S A FUCKING LETS PLAY

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MASH IS REDDIT. NO ONE IS SAFE.

NA LITERALLY CONFIRMED REDDIT
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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REDDIT EGGPLANT

>When I checked reddit
>YOUR ALLEY

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Umu!

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This thread is so fast no one will notice I browse /ddlc/

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Creampies with Jannu Alter!

Mash is reddit, Bryn is my new Kouhai

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>heroes stream
>15 minutes at most
>all info
>no cringey jokes and ecelebs
>fgo stream
>an hour long
>talk about shit everyone already knows
>"waifus lol"
>gives a full length tutorial for a game that's been out for 8 months

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OH NO NO NO NONONONONONONON
WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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GANBARE, BUTTON-CHAN!

>They want to do a lore stream.
>with reddit.

SQ when?

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smart kireiposter

DEEPEST LORE

>NA LORE STREAM
OH MY FUCKING GOD PLEASE DON'T DO THIS
NO
I'M BEGGING YOU
IF THERE IS A GOD IN THIS WORLD

MAKE IT STOOOOOP!!!

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poor mashu deserves better

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fuck off

Veeky Forums here, you guys want some fries with that laughter?

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