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>News
Chicken wins the latest US and EU Splatfest!
New Weapon! Neo Sploosh-o-matic is available! Sub: beakons; Special: tentamissiles
Pearl and Marina amiibo will release on July 13!
Inklings will be in Smash Bros. 2018!
The Octo Expansion DLC has been announced for Summer 2018! A brand new campaign with 80 missions and playable Octolings for $20!
Version 3.0 is coming in late April with piles of new content! Over 100 pieces of gear, Rank X, and new and returning stages including Piranha Pit, Camp Triggerfish, and Wahoo World!

>Wiki
splatoonwiki.org/

>Patch notes
en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/~/how-to-update-splatoon-2

>S2 gear & weapon lists (contains unreleased weapons)
leanny.github.io/splat2/
leanny.github.io/splat2/newgear.html

>Loadout planner with weapons, gear, abilities, and stat calculations
loadout.ink/

>List of possible main abilities for gear from Splatnet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18ip1HahYq8DRZRgSEXoRqa915aThLXPb79AFF91HCe4/edit#gid=0

>League weapon usage data
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1k78z_Nz7xDXcSSK5lCtNMKwNE0tRea_vHf6cavl8KLI/edit#gid=255836450

>Add your FC to the list of FC below:
docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link

>List of FC:
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing

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the switch is an ipad

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octoleg

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Why am I so bad at this game?

List me Switch-quality iPad games.

No niggers, let's have a good thread for once

help my slant eyed woomy

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super mario run
pokemon go

i'm bad too buddy.

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ok

burg

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youtu.be/1k8sgLK5C4I

Having a healthy appreciation towards a squid girl's thighs!

>tfw bad but playing with people that are new/terrible

just use a bwasta!!!!

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>mfw realizing that I'm probably getting eviscerated by 10 year olds

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>playing pogo on a fucking tablet
How do you even do that? Tether off your phone? Why not play on the phone itself?

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Octopusi

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I have a 3g WiFi hotspot hardwired into my cars ignition turnon wire

This

Though I like my woomy's thighs the most!

>dat framerate
>sportshit

b-but i wanna get good at shooters...

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Thicc woomies

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You're gonna have to tell me which woomy is yours.

I'm pretty sure you can't pogo in a car, it locks you out if you go over 20 km/h.

thick like a fridge

wooms are not for thicc pls

don't

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I'm pretty sure you have 0 clue what you are talking about

Got to keep it a secret so I don't have to share them

I haven't played pogo since chicago fiasco. My point is that playing it on an ipad would be impractical as fuck compared to your phone.

Why lol? Its the same fucking thing you are just too poor to pull it off

>when you can't even kill with the blaster

help

>walk around with a phone that fits in your hand in your jacket pocket, one-handed operation possible
vs
>walk around with a slab of aluminium that fits precisely nowhere but your bag and you need both hands to operate

Who wants to play Salmon Run?

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Try Clash, it's even easier than the regular blaster.

I drive around, in my fucking car with a tablet because I'm not poor

Salmon Run 3/4

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>two handed operation
Hell if you're sly and irresponsible like me you can catch pokemon and hit pokestops in slow areas all while still driving because I was using a fucking phone that fits in the palm of my hand.

I just balance my iPad on the girls back giving me head while driving you faggot

But that defeats the entire point of pogo. I understand doing that for Ingress, though some portals still aren't car-accessible and for that phone is still a better choice, but Pogo is nowhere near as competitive, it's all about the journey and not destination.

>WiFi doesn't travel more than 5 feet.
You guys really are morons

Salmon Run 3/4

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I'm also doing salmon runs all night

You still walk around with a tablet while you could be using a way more comfortable phone.

i sent a friend request my mans

Hey guys, what do you get from doing salmon runs?

Money, ability chunks, gear, and food/drink tickets

Food tickets, chunks, gear. Get them to the left of the entrance to salmon lobby.

Right now, a shitty shirt

Money, gear and tickets so you can boost your exp/money gain or make it more likely to roll a certain sub.

Oh okay, seems pretty useful...and looks like fun.

you must have small baby hands

Maybe someday we can get snails from salmon run.

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That was clean af

Just play the PvP idiot

no

It's fun and also insanely stressful some times.

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I'm excited to try it!

make sure to read all of the guides anons have made and apply yourself as best as you can
once you hit profresh, hit up /ink/ for some dope ass lobbies

Why aren't you playing pogo on an android emulator on your gaming laptop? Baby hands?

Keep in mind playing it is rather boring until you get high rated in profreshional

Glad to have you on board then.

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check senda-chan (sendarum) twitter account, she always updates videos about high rank salmon run

Okay, thanks guys

Holy shit we barely made that round

CLUTCH
sorry I kept falling into the drink

Why do fuckers just leave during a fucking match go fuck yourself if any of you do this

>that second wave

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destroyed
didn't even need that stingray i stupidly used in wave 2
all according to plan :^)

Fuck you too, buddy.

>want to play SR with /ink/ because no friends
>send friend requests to the 2 people with friend codes in their name
>neither of them accepts
i don't wanna play with randos man

r here, this will be my last one for now. Gotta play DnD.

>get killed by a Stinger
>comeback as a tube
>hopping along
>Stinger STILL following me as I hobble and cry for my teammates
Nigga I'm FUCKING DEAD!
Leave me alone!

I did the same and got the same. Are you profresh?

Veeky Forums or nah?
please note the abilities are completely random

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because the room was full and if they accepted them it would give everyone a communication error.

"Oh this is NOT GOO-"- Woomy 2018 salmon run

GG R

Salmon Run 3/4

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Same thing bros, wanna play? I just got profresh

Cute set.

i'm going to take a break. i looks like you'll have a full room without me.

>A and C bail
W-was it me?

I assume A was just accepting friend requests and the room should reopen.

Is there a trick to throwing the football at the goal in Clam Blitz? Every time I fucking throw it it misses, I'm getting so pissed off

GG's C, see you later

Salmon Run 3/4

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Get closer

thanks I feel validated now
pic related is another one I use on occasion

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I understand and I am not complaining if you think that. Just saying I did same exact thing.
Post your fc.

Salmon Run 3/4

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>lose connection to ANOTHER match
This ain't something that happens regularly, right? Right?

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you can try using an ethernet cable instead of wifi

Salmon Run 3/4

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A set of flacid performances fellows, we need to step it up also IMA go take a piss brb

GG's S

Salmon Run 2/4

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Post yfw you see 3 of any boss in the same area in SR

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ive been away for a long ass time, callie and marie actually showed up in inkopolis?

If squids are woomies and yebbies, what are Octoling girls and boys? Will we have to wait to hear some voice clips?

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>3 Steel Eels, one after the other

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