/tf2g/ Meme Fortress 2 General

who says i cant noob

you're mom gay noob lol
(owneD)

>oh no some stupid thirdworlder shit is mispelled
Nobody cares about south fucking america lmao

nice try, but i know what makes sc*Ut mains like you cry...
rainbows.

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>Nobody cares about fucking america lmao
shut your mouth commie

no u

stop posting

who

(you)

wtf rude

tfw tf2

*fucks america*
this is my world, you are not WELCOME in my WORLD

God bless America. Land of America.

>tfw your entire continent is named after some dumb italian that happened to make maps
EYYYY IM WALKIN' HEREEEE

if heavy was an american he'd have hamburger
50 of them

rofl do you think the scout's mad milk is soy

i like to pretend im a cheater by looking up after every kill

youtu.be/eb9FV0MbyIs?t=292
who here planning to medic main on their win2

>Win2
nigga Win10 is out who the fuck wants win2

>playing tf2 when you can bing bing WAHOO

fuck you max

>tfw you join a mario kart server and bing bing wahoo in tf2

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hey guys uncle dane here
disspender gouong up

uncle Bane biggest engi main

Tell me about Uncle Bane. Why does he pootis spencer here?

If he takes off those cosmetics will he die?

It would be extremely painful to his youtube revenue

He's got big views

someone get this hardhat outta here

For TF2

Do you feel Übercharged?

What are your thoughts on the nominees for the Saxxy award?

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>want to try out tf2pl
>requires discord
lmao no

soundsmith is extremely butthurt about the entry he participated in not making it

agent gunn is my favorite overall, but i'm also a sucker for spy movies

Maybe I'm just remembering wrong, but did they include Saxxy nominees that weren't in the batch we were voting on? I don't remember seeing some of these videos.

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ughhhhhhhhh... That's much better... My stomach better... Here comes another!
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ughhhhh... That's much better....
Oh wait.... My belly-welly..... Here comes another!
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Oh wait.... My stomach is a mess!
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ughhhh.... My belly-welly is a mess!
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Oh wait.....
Ugh... That's fucking hurting!
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i dont want mom to die

>Operation : Snatch & Grab for Action
>Emergency! for Comedy
>Legacy for Drama
>Toy Fortress for Short
>Leak! for Extended

They're good. Lots of good ones compared to last year's lackluster showing.

cool..

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i agree

>2015 Saxxies
teamfortress.com/post.php?id=19346
>2018 Saxxies
teamfortress.com/post.php?id=38178

Great """developers"""

>Can't even write an original blog post
Jill was a mistake

i forgot the default viewmodels covered a whole quarter of your screen

do lefty viewmodels make stickies/pipes come out from the left

yes

talk to me when you can market garden on it like the legendary user (me)

mfwi frag as pyro

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worse than jungle inferno and all the ignoring

imagine bragging about playing pyro

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>not having both thousands of hours into tf2 and a bing bing wahoo you found a moon machine

hey guys uncle dane here
disspender guououong up

you on the left

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>when you kill their entire team with a crocket

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that is disturbing

>when you can't kill their entire team without getting lucky dice rolls

>when you wipe all but one then die

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only with motion aim a-la Splatoon

the next time I see someone use a random crits are fair and balanced bind I'm going to attach it to the pic of that r9k kid killing himself

cn (tf2g) is a soon to be virginia tech shooter, he posts suicide videos and gore all the time, he also hates women and is asian :-D

how doe sniper refill the self aware beauty mark

he pees on bread and it become angry

what disease does he have that caused him to get green piss

is that just what happens when you hang out in all those dilapidated nooks and crannies with moldy wood and spiders all day waiting to take the perfect shot

sniper is a shit

did south park predict this? do you think if the bread ate the banana he would be happy? or would he just become banana bread?

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>it's a "stock orchestra music with TF2 characters wearing nonsensical loadouts and staring at the camera, attempting to appear deep and emotional" entry

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i want a superwhore to laugh at me

tfw want to make a collectors scottish handshake but can't find a decent price for the chemistry set

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ughhhhhh... My stomach is roaring hurting!
*BRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP*
ughhhhhhhhh... That's much better... My stomach better... Here comes another!
*BFFFFFFTTTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAP*ther!
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ughhhhhhhhh! Stinky! My belly-welly-welly is another!
*BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPFFTTTRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPP*
ughhhhh... That's much better....
Oh wait.... My belly-welly..... Here comes another!
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPAAAAAAAAP*nky! My belly...... My belly-welly.....
Oh wait.... My stomach is a mess!
*BFFFFFFFTTTPPFFTTTPPFFTTTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP*
ughhhh.... My belly-welly is a mess!
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ughhhh! Sting!
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Stinky! stomach better... It's much better.... That's much belly is roaring....
Oh wait.....
Ugh... That's fucking hurting!
*BRAP BRAPPPAA

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>be fatscout
>3 pyros walk around the corner as one

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>splash damage scrubs crying about Direct Shit when it is literally skill based weapon
>they literally thing firing in the general direction of someone, at ceilings or around corners takes any aim
lmao

I got a strange pro ks festive spycicle from a scraptf raffle. I dont play spy

>what do

Buy strange pro DH

Trash it

No

yes

no

please

>when you think you're being clever for using the spycicle but it actually renders you unable to ever backstab because there are so many pyros to remove your knife

>he doesn't kill with revolver and use spycicle as an anti-pyro tool
hello bad

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ughhhhhh... My stomach is roaring hurting!
*BRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP*
ughhhhhhhhh... That's much better... My stomach better... Here comes another!
*BFFFFFFTTTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAP*ther!
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ughhhhhhhhh! Stinky! My belly-welly-welly is another!
*BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPFFTTTRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPP*
ughhhhh... That's much better....
Oh wait.... My belly-welly..... Here comes another!
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPAAAAAAAAP*nky! My belly...... My belly-welly.....
Oh wait.... My stomach is a mess!
*BFFFFFFFTTTPPFFTTTPPFFTTTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP*
ughhhh.... My belly-welly is a mess!
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPFFT* *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP*
ughhhh! Sting!
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Stinky! stomach better... It's much better.... That's much belly is roaring....
Oh wait.....
Ugh... That's fucking hurting!
*BRAP BRAPPPAA

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why are you posting this here

>not fempyro's braps
off topic

i find it genuinely insulting that cretins like you are allowed to reproduce, you should have been neutered the instant you started showing this kind of behavior so now i guess your best option is just suicide.

>July 2, 2015 Patch #1 (Gun Mettle Update)
The update that ruined spy's viability

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ughhhhhh... My stomach is roaring hurting!
*BRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP*
ughhhhhhhhh... That's much better... My stomach better... Here comes another!
*BFFFFFFTTTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAP*ther!
*BFFFFFFFFTTTPPFFT* *BRAP BRAP BRAPPPFFT* *BRAPFFT* *BRAPPPPP*
ughhhhhhhhh! Stinky! My belly-welly-welly is another!
*BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPFFTTTRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPP*
ughhhhh... That's much better....
Oh wait.... My belly-welly..... Here comes another!
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPAAAAAAAAP*nky! My belly...... My belly-welly.....
Oh wait.... My stomach is a mess!
*BFFFFFFFTTTPPFFTTTPPFFTTTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP*
ughhhh.... My belly-welly is a mess!
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPFFT* *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP*
ughhhh! Sting!
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
Ahhhh! Sting!
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ughhhhh... It's much better...... Here comes another!
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Stinky! stomach better... It's much better.... That's much belly is roaring....
Oh wait.....
Ugh... That's fucking hurting!
*BRAP BRAPPPAA

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the last good update

now we're talking

ah much better

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