Look at me, now I am the Doctor
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147.135.10.140
147.135.10.140:7778
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147.135.10.140:7780
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neo.shitpost.info
Why is spectating sprinting players so annoying? You keep seeing their headgear overlay the screen. Fix when?
Never because the devs are hacks.
>first round mic glitch
So gay
now upload the one where you gun down the innocent mall cop
reposting these from last thread
streamable.com
streamable.com
>streamable.com
it's a surreal feeling, seeing yourself in another user's video
The one that came from the elevator and got mowed down by the firing squad?
xth post for airplane bois
streamable.com
>tfw only been in someone else's streamable once
>Never showed up again since
tfw only been in a screenshot only from my spectator view and that's it
F
I was in a webm once, but it was me getting destroyed by peanut.
>people with no mic
>people from EU on NA
>people from NA on EU
>camping intercom with memes
>camping nuke room
>camping silo
>MTF shooting d-class on sight
>discord fags making alliances before they even see each other
why do you people even fucking play
10/10
>discord
>not mumble
get the fuck out discord is trash
Play and don't complain
The state of /r9k/ right now
>discord fags
>fags
>lmao but this is better
you ESL trash
>>people with no mic
aids
>>people from EU on NA
aids
>>people from NA on EU
aids
>>camping intercom with memes
mute them if you are so butt blasted
>>camping nuke room
"trying to win is bad"
>>camping silo
"trying to win is bad"
>>MTF shooting d-class on sight
"trying to win is bad"
>>discord fags making alliances before they even see each other
using discord is pure fucking cancer in a game like this
>7778 completely filled with teamkillers shooting each other over the smallest shit
>throwing grenades into elevator every respawn
probably going to keep getting worse too unless admin starts banning people
shut the fuck up, boy, I'm as american as anyone here. go circlejerk in your discord
trying to win is fine when you're essentially AFK with no fucking way to get inside/kill the last guy you're being a cunt
>MTF shooting d-class on sight
If 106 isn't around or you don't have the right keycard there is no reason to keep them around other than feeling bad for them.
meatshields
oh if you're the last guy I agree, total cunts
>keeps disconnecting after every fucking round so I can only spawn in as MTF or chaos
Guess I'm done for the night, this is gay
guys how do you make a streamable
Go to the website, click upload, pick your video.
I promise i won't kill you anymore, I even apologized on the intercom. Sheesh
you need a recording program for that? if so please give a good one for free
nvidia share or shadowplay whatever it wants to be called is what I use
147 main times out, 7778 is full. Come join 7779
Shadowplay, requires certain graphics cards but you probably have whats needed, OBS is also good from what I hear, both can be set to record the past few minutes.
Ded game
My friend actually got mad and yelled at me when I told him I wasn't going to tell him what I was/what was going on over Discord
Lets merge to 7778 we have less than 15 combined
>3 am EST
For some reason I cant join 7777, it just times me out
Same. 7778 is the new cool server
7777 is busted, it doesnt really have 18
>be d-boy
>scientist closes 914 on me and another d-boy
>stuck in there for a long while
>we hear Peanut grinding around outside but we can't open the door so it doesn't matter
>eventually Larry finds us
>I die in the shadow realm
>other d-boy literally goes "eeny meeny miny moe" and picks the right door
>he gets discovered by NTF a little bit after his escape, but not killed on sight
>disarmed instead and led back to the femur breaker since they have access
>shouts "FOR MY COMRADE" and bolts right in
What a legend.
>Not killing the guy that threw the grenade
>not being the guy who threw the grenade
I was so surprised it even killed that guy I completely forgot
I don't suck dick on the regular so I've never elevator naded
Im fucking surprised that the guy in the elevator didnt died cause honestly i expected everyone to ran into the elevator or even jump down
>Windows only
In this age of multiplatform game engines: why?
>polish developers
>for free
>less than 1GB
>small budget
>Taking the effort to make a port just for a few linux "gamers"
join 147.135.10.140:7778
its the only server with people on it and there arent a whole lot. I know you neet fucks are still there
proof that theyre polish.
Do you work on Linux?
Please apply to the following instructions:
1. Turn off the game if on
2. Select SCP: Secret Laboratory in your game library using right mouse button.
3. Properties -> BETA; set the dropdown list to "Linux".
4. Close any game files (including this .txt)
5. If nothing happening - restart your Steam client.
6. Have fun! :)
//Remember that Linux SL versions are still experimental - use them on own risk
>096 camping card machine
>Open Door
>Send into Rage mod
>Close Door
>Open door again once rage is over
>096 walks in the room to try and rage after his cooldown
>We all just walk out and lock his slow ass in
>He quits
>Later game, start as nerd
>Upgrade pistol to super soaker
>Stumble across 096
>Charge gun
>Light him up as he's standing there screaming
For an SCP that has a 100% success rate for killing people who have seen his face, he's pretty anemic in game.
>I don't suck dick on the regular
Shame
>FF servers
>be d boi
>locked out of 914
>find grenade from mtf
>finally everyone gets out
>follow them to the elevators
>before they realize what's happening I pop my nade and close the elevator
never mess with d bois
>Be d-boy
>Only have a scientist card and somehow made it heavy
>Find a chaos corpse
>Take the card from corpse
>Get to the surface
>mtf waiting at the top
>Die
Better d-boy exit point when?
>no FF servers
ded
>be peanut right now
>someone is looking at me 24/7
>no where in sight
>can baarely move
FUCKING BUGGED PEANUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>get supersoaker
>see larry
>tell him to bait larry while I sit back and charge up
>about to finish
>charge larry from behind
>he turns and pockets me
>wasted a perfectly good microhid
>him
meant mtf pal
There should be two new weapons, spork shiv and pen, one nerd spawns with pen, one dboy spawns with spork shiv, so they can defend themselves from attacking scps and mtf/ci
Dont worry, I broke my femur and then pushed the button on my next respawn.
>round restarts
>get kicked cause its full
>rejoin a second after
>miss roundstart and its not even full
I agree with the shiv, maybe not the pen since nerds practically spawn with guns already anyway. Make it be 1 d-boi out of the group and take 3 hits to kill. Anything is better than pumpedupkicks.wav reruns in 914 every round.
You didn't miss much since the peanut was a lag abusing faggot.
That or fists to knock people out and drag
something would be nice for fighting others and defense, something that's not the rare pistol
>any of this wont be implemented cuz its not in containment breach
Believing "Server is full" message in round restart is like believing that government cares about you.
Moistnuget and witek stop stalling in card machine
Moistnugget you realize us spectators can see you
And?
I don't think it's a good idea to sully your name for stalling on a small community server
But I left shortly after, I got killed, meanwhile the guy who was sitting in there the entire time with an 05 went back and sat in there again, calm down you big baby.
Don't bully m-m-m-m-moistnugget
Is 147.135.10.140 even up or is it bugged? It's showing 18 but I keep timing out.
juicyyy
Been bugged for five hours atleast, needs to be restart.
Ah yeah, I just saw it as I scrolled up.
Some hints for people that may not know
The servers on the bottom part of the server room against the wall, you can go behind and hide, lots of people never check.
The unmarked elevator in Heavy Containment leads to SCP-049's room, it has I think a card sometimes and a locked room which can be opened by guard/senior guard and above, it always has a MTF rifle and medkit.
Also does anyone know if Light Containment restrooms still has keycard spawns anymore?
>tfw back to back wins as Doc and Peanut
I love being an SCP.
booty booty booty booty
There are plenty of places easy to hide where people don't check.
I even survived shy guy rage by hiding in server room recently.
Some more
Normal scientist card path to red and 05 1.1=Low Zone manager-Fine = Red Card-1.1 = Chaos Insurgency card-1.1 = Commander card-Fine = 05 card
You can now upgrade weapons, usually just doing Fine will get you to the MicroHID.
If you are lanky or peanut, holding left click will continue your attack forever pretty much, so you don't have to slide around people spamming your left mouse button.
Also one last thing before I sleep
Hiding in corners by doors works more often than you'd think, if you also hear peanut coming, if you look he will be stopped and know you are in the corner, best thing to do if he is coming from your door is to face the corner and hope he doesn't check and just passes by.
hiding in the red rooms in entrance zone works too if you're being chased by larry, just make sure to get enough distance so he doesn't see you slip in
>No one ever checks underneath the stairs in the server room
>Always run into something else the minute I leave the room and die regardless
You don't even have to check when you know there's only one exit, and being around it will guarantee catching one or two escapees.
147.135.10.140 was restarted.
>asking me to snap a dboi through intercom
>mtf still alive
come and fight me cowards
I'm new so this is probably a stupid question but why is NTF called MTF?
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