So we all know he was a cuck for some times, but I also heard that he occasionally shagged his little sister and that he had regular sex with a 13 years old British girl on St Helena
That would make him:
-a cuck
+
-an incestuous guy
+
-an ephebophile
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>he had regular sex with a 13 years old British girl on St Helena
napoleon did not fuck betsy balcombe you lunatic
at least my napoleon shitposts come with meme images
13 would be hebephilia, at least today.
Considering how much earlier girls enter puberty compared to now, attraction to a 13-year-old was probably straight up pedophilia in those days.
>napoleon did not fuck betsy balcombe you lunatic
Proof?
She heavily implied that they did
13 or 14 years used to be marriage age back then.
how did betsy balcombe "heavily imply" that napoleon fucked her
Havent you read her memoirs?
These claims are so extreme and so unsubstantiated they could only be fabrications from the Eternal-Anglo's propaganda department.
post some quotes
For 19th century Europe? If you're not trolling, I'm going to need a source.
Damn.....he's definitly our guy
>you will never be exiled to a faraway island only to be surprised that you get a lovely qt girl to keep you company
on top of all the other cool shit about napoleon, this makes me want to be him
Dude, why do you fucking hate Napoleon so much? Seriously dude, why do you keep posting this shit? Literally nothing you ever do will even begin to compare with what Napoleon did.
Italians tend to be degenerate.
Dicklets tend to be degenerate.
Man lets tend to be degenerate.
Napoleons was all three, so he was pretty degenerate.
The eternal anglo propaganda strikes again, stay salty britcucks
This thread wasn't made by me, presumably, the OP saw my thread and made this one.
>degenerate
Back to /pol/
The real word is "progressive"
wtf I LOVE napoleon now
Honestly Veeky Forums. Is there a more based man in existence?
Nope
>Killed Turks
Check
>Destroyed the HRE
Check
>Pissed off Brits
Check
>Conquered Moscow
Check
>Shagged his imouto
Check
>Shagged a loli
Check
No, and I'm not optimistic that we'll ever see such a hero ever again.
Wasn't this confirmed British propaganda?
I heard Henri Guillemin talking about the "little sister thing" but he didn't really provide any proof and it just sounded like more rumors...and he was implying that he fucked all his three sisters.
>Henri Guillemin
Here's the part of the video where he talks about Napoleons affairs
youtu.be
it's in french obviously, here's a little translation of it (excuse the grammatical errors)
Victor Hugo was considered being a Satyr, but in truth he was just a little boy in comparaison of Napoleon.
His "edible material" was incredible large..... there was the female theater staff: Mademoiselle (Mlle) Georges, Mlle Bourgoin, Mlle Marthe.......The wifes of his employees (I should say "his ministers" but they really were just his employees): Madame (Mme) Savary, Mme Marais, Mme Duchâtel (whose husband was councillor of state) ... There was Junot's wife, he couldn't get her mother Panoria Permon (the widow of a supplier from whom he owned a lot of money) so he took revenge by seducing the daughter....There was the lecturers...the lecturers of his sisters, of his wife. A small sign is enough to bring them to his feet....the mundane (or semi-mundane) women provided by his suppliers (Talleyrand, Duroc, Murat, Junot)...
And there was the "sister thing".
and then he goes on and on about the sisters....
Someone should make a full list of all the states Napoleon destroyed and created.
go to 5:05:00 sorry
Sounds like he was an absolute stud.
>Yes
>Yes
>Yes
Napoleon was basically the Hitler of his day.
>csq aucune mémoire auditive
Adieu Guillemin [spoiler];-;[/spoiler]
I heard from some english reliable sources that he ate babies and was literally the antichrist, it that true ???
>Honestly Veeky Forums. Is there a more based man in existence?
nope.
Louis-Napoléon Bonaparte, dit Napoléon III.
Mais "duh" quoi.
"Based", mais pas aussi "based" que Napo 1er.
Meant for you
Speaking from a French perspective, Napoléon III's legacy has swayed the course on which France was sent more than his uncle ever had for France (excepté pour le "Code civil" encore observé en France), and it might easily be argued that Napoléon morphed the destinies of Germany, Italy, Poland, etc... more than France's... Especially nowadays that socialists are more persevering to extinguish Napoléon's legacy as "le evil dictateur!!".
Meanwhile Napoléon III imparted on France:
>railways
>banking system rivalling with the English
>Paris as the most beautiful city in the world
>hatred against the germans
>industrialization
>liberalism interwoven with protection for workers
>french Mexico
>basis for French colonization
While this is true about the legacy, and that Napoleon III have been a better ruler (i admire him too), you have to admit that the story of Napoleon I, his rising and his personality place him as the same level than Alexander or Julius Caesar, that makes him more "based" to me.
>you have to admit that the story of Napoleon I, his rising and his personality place him as the same level than Alexander or Julius Caesar,
Of course. Napoléon is the romantic protagonist personnified, and it shouldn't beffudle anyone that basically any romantic book character contemporary to Napoleon is the author emulating Napoléon (Fabrice del Dongo, etc...).
Napoléon was a fantastic leader in terms that conformed more to what is set "by the rules". No grand wars, no baseless ambition, no "three-act structure" to his life, so he's immediately a little less "based" a you say. Only some guy seeking to better his country.
Foutu Hugo. Tu n'écris même pas bien espèce de rat!
>Foutu Hugo. Tu n'écris même pas bien espèce de rat!
Les descriptions de Napoléon et de Waterloo dans "Les Misérables" sont quand même mémorables
>Les descriptions de Napoléon et de Waterloo dans "Les Misérables" sont quand même mémorables
English, or we'll be thrown out.
And I'll concede that, but I can't abide to Hugo's hypocritical perspective on the Bonaparte family, to glorify an uncle that, by reasons which were not his own, brought thousands of dead on France and was slightly autocratic, and then to rag on the nephew that moored France in peace and limited France's dead as much as was in his power.
>csq "La légende des siècles"
Il neigeait. On était vaincu par sa conquête.
Pour la première fois l'aigle baissait la tête.
Sombres jours ! l'empereur revenait lentement,
Laissant derrière lui brûler Moscou fumant.
Il neigeait. L'âpre hiver fondait en avalanche.
Après la plaine blanche une autre plaine blanche.
On ne connaissait plus les chefs ni le drapeau.
Hier la grande armée, et maintenant troupeau.
On ne distinguait plus les ailes ni le centre.
Il neigeait. Les blessés s'abritaient dans le ventre
Des chevaux morts ; au seuil des bivouacs désolés
On voyait des clairons à leur poste gelés,
Restés debout, en selle et muets, blancs de givre,
Collant leur bouche en pierre aux trompettes de cuivre.
Boulets, mitraille, obus, mêlés aux flocons blancs,
Pleuvaient ; les grenadiers, surpris d'être tremblants,
Marchaient pensifs, la glace à leur moustache grise.
Hnnggggg
It's funny because Hugo was friendly with Napoleon III at first but started hating him when he refused to back his political career
What a fucking edgelord though.
>A census-taker asked Hugo in 1872 if he was a Catholic, and he replied, "No. A Freethinker".[16]
Caesar
>and he was implying that he fucked all his three sisters.
Doubtful
Pauline is believable because she was a huge slut, but I doubt he fucked the other ones
Sounds like he's /our guy/.
Thenardier did nothing wrong
Yes, That's why you all never EVER must trust in a frog
He definitly fucked Pauline
She was much closer from him than the rest of his siblings
She even followed him on Elba
t. Anglo
Fuck off Nigel, everyone knows what you did with native boys and girls in South Asia.
corsicans aren't frogs tho
they're not even white
lol, he then goes on about homosexuality, notably at the school of Brienne
Tbh that dude is very autistic
I listened for two hours and he really hate Napoleon
Made some research on that "historian" apparently that's because he's communist
Funny how leftards tell us all day long that sexual degeneracy is okay and then try to discredit people they dislike by pointing out their supposed sexual deviances...
Thanks for the input, Neville.
>greatest 'frenchman' to ever live
>was actually an italian
L O L
O L O
L O L
why are anglos so butthurt? I've never seen in my life an Italian claiming Napo
>greatest 'viking' to ever live
>was actually an frenchman
>greatest 'frenchman' to ever live
Debatable
nothing wrong with that imho
louise xiv was an insecure little shit
He was the definition of a tyrant
The French Revolution happened because of him (but unfortunately hit the much less despotic Louis XVI)
Underrated post
I see you're a specialist
So where's the actual evidence he fucked his sister?
Josephine and another woman said it
Also the fact that one sister followed him on Elba when he had lost everything and even his other siblings stopped supporting him is suspicious
Give me quotes and sources nigger.
He was an egotistical monomaniac obsessed by his own legacy, he came at the right place at the right time, and he was insanely talented.
We'll probably not see one like him for several centuries
Read his memoirs
At the page 596 he says "I fucked my sis right in her hairy puss and I loved it"
>implying you wouldnt
if its possible to be sexually attracted then it means sexual maturity
it wouldn't be evolutionarily viable for men to be attracted to infertile women would it? even women in a low fertility range who still have it are repulsive to men
bump
>implying tyranny is bad
Then why is Granny a popular porn category
>popular
>nipples
And people say degeneracy is recent...
he looks like the lead singer from modest mouse
>Greatest Russian who ever lived
>Georgian
His mother was hot. Can't imagine being his dad, cumming non stop in that pussy from the time she's 14. They had ~10 kids, he probably fucked her every night.
also;
told his wife not to bathe for three days before he returned to her because he liked the smell of sweaty human
And people say he wasn't French....
no.
The wrong guy won at waterloo.
rip emperor of france.
user, your porn searches are based on your older preferences.