/srg/ - Speedrunning General

monkayshun lmfao christ

Taggo and Dwhatever both have better movement and use faster strats than cheese.

sm64 is dead whenever a player as smart and on point as these guys decide to NEET the game like cheese does.

too bad they don't have WR cause they fuckin suck lmao

>taggo and dwhatever fuckin suck
???

>no WR
>good
???

t. non runner

t. beta gamer

youtube.com/watch?v=ZXhc0j7NVzI&t=40s

>no wr
you mean like wq?

>>no wr
>you mean like wq?
you mean like toast?

Toast has more wrs than wq lmao

>meme categories
>ever mattering
beta gamer response

you're right, meme games like ape escape are shit lol

wq has about 4 wrs

>calling SM64 a meme game
beta gamer response

>can't read
typical meme game runner

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why yes i do run SM64

>more people care about Bomberman Hero than SM64
Who knew?

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>please notice me squid!!

who?

This never would have happened if Croni made the OP again

list of people who emerged victorious:
the obsessed freak
pewdiepie

list of people who suffered endless and irredeemable exposure aka total defeat:
18xhourxgrindxmidx52xmonkey
sm64

*gibbon hoots*

why didn't you sage?

>Grav still posting videos on Twitter acting like he isn't the guy who is mentally obsessed with Narcissa, constantly shit talking her here and posting clips of her stream
lol

bomberman hero

comfy game

>her
lol

Very edgy, Grav

more optimized than sm64

everyone who runs this game is a meme spouting soyboy

fun looking speedgame

based

go to bed y_

>responding to your own posts

put me in the screenshot

i'm speedrunning it right now.

I'm watching you right now!

i'm thinking about running this game

i'm the god of this game

no i'm the god of this game

bomberman hero

Has anyone on /srg/ ever even done a speedrun? Prove it and post it.

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okay

My WR is uploading to youtube right now, stay tuned...

y_

Yeah alright
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eesd-ubWMuc
Could probably get it a bit lower. Will probably try again in a few days.

>8 attempts
good job, non-grindmonkey

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whoa that looks exactly like him

You idiot. You stupid fucking moron. The fact that this run was achieved in only 8 attempts means it is clearly unoptimized. You don’t praise people for putting no effort in. You complete fucking tool.

>You idiot. You stupid fucking moron.
nice chimpout

>attempt count doesn't mean anything, stupid!!!!
>except this time it does!!!!

Who are you quoting, idiot?

If it’s below 10 then it clearly shows that barely any effort has been put in. It’s not black and white you literal autistic retard.

Guide to attempt counters:
>WR with attempt counter under 1000
embarrassing, suboptimal run that can't possibly take any real skill
>WR with attempt counter over 1000
embarrassing, achieved with endless grind monkey sessions and not with any real skill

>WR with attempt counter of exactly 1000
finished product at the end of the seasonal leaderboard, proper speedrun

>attempt count means NOTHING and is a useless metric!!
>*hides attempt count on splits to avoid embarrassment*
>*mocks other runners for having too few attempts on the attempt counter*
>*bonobo howls*

Truly based, a showcase of what speedrunning is actually all about.

Looks cool! Thank you for posting your speedrun!!

Boring, tired meme that you’re only forcing because you can’t outmatch the motivation of runners who are in it for the long haul. The number one runner on a leaderboard is always the fastest runner.

Stop posting this same pasta you complete fucking tool.

Bad samefag.

*banshee screeches*

Isn't it time to start refreshing everyone's memory on how the banshee screech actually sounds like? Post the vocaroo

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lmfao

Hey when does NASA start?

>no audio evidence of Squid banshee screeching
Was it just a myth?

*rhesus chitters*

How can you call yourself a dedicated freak if you don't have these things backed up?

>tfw youre a failed freak and you have to settle on obsessing over squid

get fucked nerd

*bird laughs*

That's what I was asking about. Just post the bird laugh vocaroo!

its a monkey noise you cakeboi faggots

Goku - god gamer. has a huge love and passion for his craft for the sake of the craft itself. trains efficiently and practices smart, constantly fine tuning and optimizng his ability. frequently learns new techniques and even improves upon them. always looking for new ways to become stronger and jumps at the chance for a new challenge to overcome.

Vegeta - grindmonkey. no passion for what he does outside of beating others. no interest in optimization beyond brute force. mindlessly trains by doing pushups in gravity chamber for 10,000 hours. never learns new techniques, just spams the same shit forever. bonobo howls when things aren't going his way. doesn't understand why goku is better than him and always will be.

Lmao

hmm, it's a good game and an okay speedrun.

this is my ratio. i've been working on doing more no reset runs. what do you think

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based Matthew Felix on his Ocarina of Time WORLD RECORD completion in 4 hours, 56 minutes and 49 seconds!!!

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PJ IS A FUCKING GOD.
Rest are either tranny or autistic, with a few exception ofCOURSE. GOD damn PJ, what a comfy legend!

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If you don’t have over 3,000 attempts in your speedgame you’re not a speedrunner and your game is unoptimized trash.

>pandering your attempts to /srg/
Unreal.

you sound retarded

Well excuuuse me for offending you and your army of trannies

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nasamarathon.com/schedule/

>army of trannies
where?

nasa is shit

*promises to get a 49 by 2018*
*grinds 70 star 18 hours a day for over three years*
*peaks at a mid 52*
*flees to an irrelevant no competition monkey memegame to (unsuccessfully) avoid the exposure*
*vigilantly watches the thread and polices any mention of said exposure*
*bird laughs*
*banshee screeches*
*bonobo howls*
*rhesus chitters*
*gorilla grunts*

c'mon, you fucked up the perfect order we had last time