Do you guys think Chipsa lets his wife get fucked by a Doomfist cosplayer?
Kevin Ortiz
I wonder if she's into fisting haha
Easton Campbell
Not for ranked so who cares.
Christopher Mitchell
Oh hey, there's a recording of those chocolate lines in grorious nihon.
Aaron Robinson
Verbo is not good enough for the League. They need to go back to Unkoe-Kariv, even if you waste Kariv by doing so.
Sebastian Sullivan
they're lost everytime they're facing an original comp/hero pick, i fell like they can't adapt on the fly
James Jenkins
So what did you guys think of the truly unpredictable New York Excelsior vs Shanghai Dragons
Justin Davis
Flamethrower Hero when? >Burn enemies >Damage over time >Burn the map itself >Enemies take damage when Walking on burning area / DOT after Walking on ot >Can shoot through Enemies dmaging multiple at once + also giving them a DOT effect >The Ground is Lava Ultimate: Basically Doomfist + Mei's ult in one. Both damaging everyone in the area + also Burning them over time when on the area
Jose Lewis
Chipsa has a wife?
Alexander Cox
too violent
Carson Brooks
>implying hana isn't addicted to BBC
Liam Diaz
that's his mom
Kayden Lewis
>Lucio >BBC >or even straight for that matter
Jaxson Bennett
They said they don't want damage over time Ever wondered why widows poison is the only attack that does dot?
Christopher Cox
Lucio is willing to fuck anything that has a pulse
David Young
Lucio strikes me more as the shy, easily dommed type of guy
Cooper King
Genji's dash used to have dot as well
Daniel Miller
So after reading some of these threads and getting back into the game, haven't played since near release, you guys where right. Dva is a fucking menace. Why does she have SO MUCH health? why is she such a pain to kill? why is she allowed to have that much health, and defense matrix on a character with her level of mobility? Gone are the days where i would see the occasional bastion or torbjorn, both of which seem weaker than I remember, did they nerf his Gatling gun? Every match, on the winning team you'll see, Genji, Dva, tracer, Sniper, Tank, healer. EVERY MATCH.
Juan Murphy
i always picked him as more of a powerbottom
Benjamin Richardson
Maybe if he was dating a subby twink
Sebastian Jenkins
Ana's left-click has one too. No he never had that.
Samuel Robinson
this such as zenyatta
Levi Nguyen
>Hana >BBC She'll fuck anything as long as its an old man and not a virgin.
Michael Richardson
And has money. Don't forget the money.
Charles Cox
It did. It was basically a bleed/poison effect but they got rid of it.
Ethan Sullivan
Left it afk for tokens.
The other two matches of the day were good to watch though.
>"you don't want the meta changing every two weeks
Yes I fucking do, because two weeks isn't enough for a meta to form in the first place, for 99% of the playerbase. How many times has a character been changed, meta predictions foretold, and then proven wrong a month later, meanwhile everyone was playing whatever the fuck they want while the top 1% figured out the minmaxing. I'd rather have fun with no definitive meta, and in case something proves to be broken, only have to deal with it for two weeks at most, than have to deal with cancerous frustrations for months on end. How much time did it take them to balance Mercy again?
He's still my favorite character, gameplay, lore and designwise even long after the meta has left him behind and the lore cannot seem to find a consistent motivation for him. To this day he's also the only character I have gold guns for.
>our special boys glads playing well >mayhem doing their best and getting some wins >dallas getting eternally btfo >dallas playing philly next and will again get btfo >their next two games after that are NYXL and spitfire
do you think surefour ever wishes he really was widow? Secondary question, do you think bischu ever secretly wants to be hana? Possibly in a secret affair with an aggressive predatory homosexual, such as widow (surefour)?
