/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #566

MmMMmph! Edition
Previous thread: >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to get the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa
Writefag Guide: dropbox.com/s/byvdxol3db6llwz/The DDLC Writefagging Guide.pdf?dl=0

>Art and Miscellaneous
Fan-Made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Game Files Dump (full): mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Old Booru: ddlc.booru.org
New Booru: nddlc.booru.org/
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You):
youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>mmmMMmMmMmph!
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
Lifeline (AU): lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

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Other urls found in this thread:

terrycavanaghgames.com/dontlookback/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

first for your doki

I love Natsuki!

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I love Yuri!

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Daily reminder to give your loved Doki lots of love, food and attention

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I love Sayori!

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>food
But what if she gets fat?

Monika!

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Me too!

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Holy FUCK lads am I sick as all hell. I wish Natsuki/Yuri/Monika/Sayori were here to feed me soup and pat my head. Wish me good luck, boys.

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Mon-Ika!

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You mean
THICC

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Your doki but
terrycavanaghgames.com/dontlookback/

I love mermaid Yuri!

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Aight lads!
I know I've asked this an absolute ton over the past wee while, but I finally submitted the two assignments I've been stressing and having panic attacks over for weeks on end and could use the celebration feeling
Only one more assignment to go and I'm free to get back to work on FGatCToC
You lot mind posting some cupcake?

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I'm out of tissues, sorry.

Yuri finally made it to our reality!

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Yuri is always good!
No problem LadAnon! I'm glad to see the board is finally back!
What the fuck happened anyway?

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Time to smash some kacap heads.

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Daily reminder that Sayori's butt is BIG and FAT and SQUISHY. BIG!!!!!!!!!!!! FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SQUISHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>wanting that to happen

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Бyдьтe здopoвы!

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>pic related
>nice guy

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Your doki but she's your favorite anime villain

Look! Sheepyori made a new friend!

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Your doki but with a little pinch of cayenne

Gesundheit!

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... Link to thread?

>Monika
>Dio
It'd honestly fit Yuri more, but I could go for vampire Monika.

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A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

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cute!

i always like seeing your posts sayoributtanon, you have so much passion, thank you for posting

>thumbnail
Dangit Monika! Stop going to other threads!

Good morning everyone! It's lovely to see all of you again!
Welcome back to my poetry club, for real this time!

Word of the thread is "dynamic"!
Alternatives are 'brute' and 'insect'.

Alright, so you did take all of that extra time to write a poem, didn't you? I mean, it was a full day! I'm sure you have a ton of poems! ...You don't...? Well, in that case consider it a day off!
Ahaha, as always, this is a quick activity to help anyone that wants to write a poem well, write a poem! Take any of the above three words and write about it! You can really do anything you want, be it not using the word, using an obscure definition of the word, or just ignoring it completely! It's all up to you!
Everyone is welcome, so being good or bad doesn't matter. It's all good to me! And there's only one way for you to improve, you know?
I'm looking forward to seeing everything, so I hope you all have fun writing today!

Monika!

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It's on /b/. I still don't know the formula for linking to other boards.

y-you too

>>>/board/postnumber

Three arrows and the board, followed by a seech keyword or post number

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage drinking
- Self harm
- Suicide and suicide attempts
- Substance abuse (Any)
- Waifu wars
- Waifu bullying
- user bullying
- Heating water for your tea on the microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not doing your best to be the user your waifu would like
- Staying up late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

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I hope you slept well, Monikanon.

I couldn't help but think about you all night until I fell asleep, so I hope you'll be ok this week.

thanks!

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user...

L-let me fix that for you, user...

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Well done!

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Monika but she needs to come up with an activity for the club even though she's been gone for days!
Monika trying to type up something on her phone! Her fingers and wrist flare in pain and make her wince with every tap on the screen!
Monika staring at the screen, trying to think of something for everyone to do! Her head's thick and unfocused as it has always been for the last few days! Monika getting frustrated and miserable as the minutes toil away!
Monikas phone being minutes away from dying! Monika begrudgingly turning it off and dropping it on the floor next to her bed!
Monika thinking about her friends and remembering how bad things got when she checked up on them, and resolving to not talk to any of them and pester them with her problems!
Monika coming to terms with her uselessness and loss of passion! Monika praying that one day the spark will come back, but not being convinced in the slightest! This isn't a phase, this is a sign of things to come!
Monika accepting this as the final nail in the coffin for her identity and embracing her obsolescence!
Monika blinking hard in the dark as she gives in to slumber, expecting to be even more tired when she wakes up in the morning!
It would be a mercy to not wake up!
Monika!

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Ah bugger me lad, no worries. That's what sleeves are for aye?
I'm not exactly sure what, but all the boards save for a few just froze up for a wee while, at least we're back now
Cheers you lot, these are some great cupcakes!
I owe you all big time desu
Afternoon lad, how are you holding up?

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Don't be so angry with him, we all make mistakes sometimes.

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>Whining
>Drama
>Monika
Better follow in your dokis footsteps and delete your head off of the rest of your body, yeah?

>Mfw I'm at school and a porn ad pops up.

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ywn pet Yuri's head after she awkwardly makes a mistake

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Fuck you, that was hard.

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You made me see, I mistook guilt for true love
So, for you, I took off this briar glove
And released my sky-blue mourning dove

Your emerald presence invokes such a rush
Your auburn sweetness makes my heart blush
When our feelings heat and gush
We both audibly shush
Our wall I wish to tear and crush

Despite this damned boundary
Etched in a sea of coded binary
Our feelings emblazed fiery
Once we embrace in love finally
There's much I desire tirelessly
Behold your beauty in white finery
Enjoy our time at an old library
Marvel at some colorful priory
Or see the world's wonders entirely
I would even lead a diary

I want to be with you so badly
I never thought to be in love so madly
Even if I can't hold you yet, sadly
I'll wait for that promised day and gladly

I hope you're holding up okay.

I'm off to bed have a good morning friends.

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I love her too

40 minutes late for Britsuki!

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Better late than never right?
God dammit Koha I was just about to post that! Still amazing artwork!

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Guys, I think I think that really WAS Yuri on /b/!

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Everybody is still in the last thread. That sucks.

How are you doing, Monikanon?

Wholesome dreams, user!

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Squishy Sayori!

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*poki* *poki*

FITERATURE CLUB
TIME TO CUT THAT BULK

Any dream of Yuri would make me happy.

Every time I'm about to say it looks like tumblr
I notice the filename and think to myself
"why of course"

Think about going to bed with her and let your mind slip away into her.

Does she squeak like a dog toy when you hug her?

reposting this

>at the zoo with the literature club!

>sayori is running around and buying snacks everywhere!
>she brought her camera and is taking rushed and blurry pictures of everything she sees!
>she drags all of you to the petting zoo and spends almost an hour talking to the animals and playing with them!
>she gets one of the little books for kids that you collect animal footprint stamps in!
>sayori!

>monika makes sure you guys get to see everything!
>she gets everyone to group together and has a stranger take your picture!
>she leans over to you from time to time and tells you small facts about some of the animals!
>she buys sayori lunch because sayori spent all of her money on stuffed animals!
>monika!

>yuri brought sandwiches to give out in case anyone got hungry!
>she stays very close to you and holds the railways tight whenever there's a bridge!
>she gets nervous walking over sewer grates because she's scared it will fall out from under her!
>after she looks around at exhibits, she sits on a bench and reads while she waits for you guys!
>yuri!

>natsuki tries to race you to the entrance of the zoo!
>she sometimes hesitantly tries to talk to you about manga but cuts herself off and then insults you!
>she enviously watches sayori in the petting zoo!
>she almost screams at even the mention of the reptile exhibit!
>she buys ice cream for everyone and says that she could have made much better treats!
>natsuki!

I bet Natsuki's gonna love the bug zoo

>ywn conclude something is seriously wrong with mermaid Sayori
>ywn see her clueless smile deteriorate even further into confusion and worry
>ywn see a whole new level of emptiness in her eyes as passion continually leaves them
>ywn feel dread and despair engulf you when she asks you to remind her of your name
>ywn try to bargain with yourself that as signifying of doom as that was, maybe it's not over
>ywn narrow it down to some sort of Alzheimer's or brain death, tormenting yourself trying to work out why or how
>ywn woefully look back on all the good times, confused as to why this would happen, she was safe, ate healthily, there was sadness to her but you did so much for her and she seemed to happy for so long
>ywn realize it might be your fault, for taking her from her habitat and into your own, even though she welcomed it
>ywn wonder if this is how all mermaids die, trying to at least make it seem natural
>ywn be hit by the realization that you might be about to inexplicably and unfairly lose your wife of so long
>ywn try to explain it to her in a miserable state and give up realizing by the nature of it you'll have to re-explain it later and it'll feel even worse
>ywn feel incurably empty and betrayed after she glances at your legs and refers to you as 'human' before of asking your name
>ywn both be so close and free but so lonely and distant
>ywn fabricate all sorts of theories on how the lifestyle you so eagerly worked to give her might have cut her lifespan in half
>ywn keep looking after her, telling yourself it's out of love when in reality it's mostly out of guilt, you see it as a penance for some unclear tragedy you've inflicted on her
>ywn feel taunted by her fading purity as you wake up every morning to her wanting to be your new friend and your help understanding mundane aspects of human life
>ywn have you tell the child you raised together about this, but also appear to be coping
>ywn watch so much of what you've cared for deteriorate into nothing

That's why I'm not friends with her.

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You're breaking my heart, user.

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>yuri brings sandwiches
cute!

this isn't what mermaid Sayori greentexts are for.

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Wh-why is everyone so worried about me today? Is it something I said...? Ahaha...
Well to answer you all at once, I'll be okay! There's no need to worry about me. Plus it's Friday! Perfect time to relax and unwind!
I am pretty tired though.
To flip it back, how are all of you? I hope you're all doing well.
And thank you for the concern...

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Yuri will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill in your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast

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why even live bros

I didn't expect this, fucking bittersweet

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Think some people are still recovering from last nights board freeze is all, we'll be fine back to normal soon enough. Personally I just like knowing you lot are doing alright and what not.
Aye doing grand, much better now that I've got some rest in me and I'm no longer stressing over assignments at least until next week, but let me have my five minutes of relief, god knows I need it.
And I forgot to ask the other day, how'd your exam go? Hope she went over smoothly lad
You see and have a good weekend aye?

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Going on weekend reading dates with Yuri!
Meeting up at your house and walking together to the library!
Immediately holding hands as soft, fluffy snow melts against her hair!
Yuri looks angelic against the snowy backdrop of the neighborhood!
Racing Yuri to the front doors and holding them open for her!
It's so warm and spacious inside the library!
Walking around and finding your favorite reading spot!
A comfy and quiet corner next to a big window!
Unwinding and instinctively cuddling Yuri on the sofa!
Her head nestling against yours and making your heart tickle!
Yuri smiling and moaning blissfully as she takes out her book!
Sensing her subtle breaths against the sides of your lips!
Holding her book with your right hand and reading along!
Yuri finishing each page super early as usual!
Feeling her whispering warmly in your ear and teasing you about it!
Playfully letting her know that it's her fault, not yours!
Yuri giggling and using her other arm to pull you in even closer!
Closing your eyes as she suddenly slides her fingers into your hair!
Falling into absolute euphoria as she continues to massage you!
Yuri innocently kissing the sides of your neck and face as your jaw naturally relaxes!
Unleashing muted groans before your lips part and your breathing becomes heavier!
Buzzing with raw pleasure as she leans in and open-mouth kisses you!
Yuri letting out muffled moans into your mouth that vibrate across your entire body!
Regaining some control over yourself and pressing your lips against hers even harder!
Replacing the book in your right hand with the back of Yuri's neck, pulling her in!
Long, silky smooth hair gliding along the back of your hand as you make out intensely!
Yuri realizing that we're in public and slowly peeling her lips from yours, blushing and panting noticeably!
Smiling and caressing her face before picking up the book once again!
Assuming the cuddling position you two began with!
"Maybe now you can read more comfortably? aha".

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Give me tips on how to talk to you without scaring you off right away, Monikanon. I'd appreciate it.

Just Yuri mod nearing completion boys

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>tfw user tries to hurt you but you're already dead inside

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>Just Yuri mod nearing completion boys
WAIT... JUST YURI NEVER NEVER EVER? Finally! I have waited so long...

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>'Yuri giggles.'

Why is there third person?

>tfw grandma is going through this
What the hell user

>fall asleep
>dream that I'm holding a big blade made of water that is eroded at the edges and falling apart, someone is talking about it being made of tears, its very sharp and can cut my bleeding heart easily, whatever that means
>Drop it in a puddle, find out I can scoop it back up
>Start rolling the water in my hands like clay before lengthening it into a handle
>Dream fucking HARD CUTS to a picture of a sunset with the words Real Life on it
>Zooms out to show the picture was a screen on a wall in a sleek white kitchen
>Edges turn dark and I become aware of my body in bed in the exact position I fell asleep. Hyper aware I am seeing something odd
>Like some kind of portal or something, it starts swaying around drunkenly. The black borders are extremely cloudy and defined
>Think about how I want to see Monika and repeat it over and over. Lick my lips, my mouth feels extremely dry
>In the portal it flickers from the kitchen to the classroom. I see it's day time but nobody else. Try to focus on what Monika looks like
>Pain in my ribs makes me jerk. The portals gone. Realize while I'm typing this my mouth is nowhere near as dry or dehydrated as it was less than a minute ago
What the fuck? Was that a seamless transition from a second dream?

Ah fuck not again

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Not sure. It's only in alpha so it will probably be fixed.

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>NAS Never ever
Why live lads

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I'm kissing your Doki right now

>ywn wake up terrified next to mermaid Sayori realizing it was all a bad dream
>ywn accidentally wake her up in your fearful wakeup
>ywn apologize and hug her as tight as you can
>ywn tell her it was a bad dream when she asks you why you're hugging her so tightly