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first for high poon being funny
What will be the next useless feature nobody asked for?
what will be the next bug everybody gonna be asking "how the fuck you manage that"?
Been gone for about 2 weeks, what all have I missed with updates?
new reload animation
nuke now kills everyone on the surface instead of inside
>more shitty post processing and lighting updates
can't wait
This is what happens when a group of D-boys encounter a poor Nerd. Don't let this happen. Neuter your D-boys.
Coffee SCP
The elevator SCP
my penis is erect
reminder to kill all furries, inside AND outside the game
>game crashes
>neo.shitpost.info is full
fuck me
>208620021
>nading elevator
>funny
are we playing in the beta or the non beta? haven't played in a while
Non-beta for the servers listed in OP.
non-beta.
thank you anons
Have SCP health pools been nerfed?
I can not remember getting ever drained by a single guy that fast as the Doc
>be lone NTF
>hear other NTF spawn in
>wait in a hiding spot near gate B since I saw Doc and Lanky in the entrance zone just a short while ago and don't want to get got
>no noise coming from the gate elevator at all, even after a couple minutes
Reminder to keep the gates closed.
How comfy must it be to look after sapient safe class SCPs?
Fuck this game gives me the strangest feels sometimes.
Which SCP is that?
Why does Chaos spawn in as fucking armies on neo.shitpost.info?
>when your OC gets reposted
T-thanks user
>doors and elevators glitching every single game
Wake me up when this gets fixed. Literally couldn't get to the safe zone behind NTF spawn as d boy because of it.
reminder that Peanut is cute and not usually for bullying but you do it anyway because it's fun
You forgot the second part
>SCPs work with Chaos
Nothing more annoying.
Stay mad, furry
stay mad furry
Well, I was the one you kinda made it for? So of course, as a sign of love, I have to shitpost with it.
NTF a shit. Literally the fun police in every round save for the one nice guy who is willing to help D boys along with Nerds.
lie in the bed you've made yourselves, assholes
Is so good.
T-thanks user. I hope to make more like it soon. There's so many possibilities. Doc, Larry, Crybaby, NTF, Chaos...
NTF sure are fags, but chaos are the worst. At least you have a chance an NTF will give some help to you as a D-boy, I have yet to see a Chaosfag not shoot a nerd on sight.
I can't wait for your work with Lanky!
Whenever I run into D-Boys as MTF I just yell at them a lot.
>At least you have a chance an NTF will give some help to you as a D-boy
what fucking game are you playing?
I try to bully them but My voice is too shaky and squeaky and it never works how I think it will. I think they just laugh at me usually...
literally all I want to do as NTF is blow the place up
give me that red/black card, boy
SCP: Secret Laboratory
Nah
Yeah as D-Boi I fear NTF more than any SCP. No point in giving the LT's and Commander a disabler if there's no inclination to use it unless you need a Larry sacrifice.
Shame my chaos rounds usually end in a match of CS:Office, it was fun actually rescuing some of the boi's. I even let them keep their scientist friends ... well one of them anyway.
What are you letting them keep Scientists for, fucking?
>Radio bug still in
>Have some fucking Motion Blur you can't turn off
REEE
At least you can reason with skips, I've had great success with complimenting Peanut.
>Tfw will let anyone go as Larry if they thank you for your service in WW1
You can turn off motion blur.
>Nerd Shoots me up
>Respawn as Chaos
>Run into him at Entrance Gate
WHOSE PLAYING PUMPED UP KICKS NOW NERD?
It doesn't turn off if your an SCP.
Daily reminder to kill all nerds on sight
>be scientist
>only exist to get a card stolen then later shot by CI
>get commanded by d bois with a pistol
Purge one day, I swear
Daily reminder that D-boys are filthy animals
fuck you nerd, your the least innocent person around
Reminder that Doc loves you
Ran into a group of 3 boi's and 2 nerds. They pleaded with me to not kill the scientists since they were helpful, so I compromised and let them keep one ... at least until we made it into the offices. They elected to have me put the mute one down.
Scientists mostly deserve being instantly mowed down since 9 times out of 10 they'll link up with NTF before chaos even spawns, but I know it's not fun being unceremoniously killed with no means to escape or defend yourself.
>Casper
WE HAD A VOTE
Mobile Task Force Unit Epsilon-11, designated Nine-Tailed Fox, has entered the facility. All remaining survivors are advised to stay in the evacuation shelter, or any other safe area, until the unit has secured the facility. We'll start escorting personnel out when the escaped SCP's have been re-contained
>D-boy on neo.shitpost.info
>Get a black card
>Get to the surface, avoiding furry patrols
>Duck into a dark corner to plan my next move
>Die.
>Triple-check that there was nothing there
>No gunshots
>No people
>No SCPs
>No nothing.
A D-boy about to escape gets killed instantly under mysterious circumstances. Really makes you think.
It was your own hubris. We've been over this
It starts to get old after a while
It triggers me that there's only supposed to be 9 NTF. Isn't there a MTF with tons of members and lower class Guard-type characters?
Yes but they don't have a handy voice clip from a different game they can just copy to announce them.
Oh right, that's true. Seeing the original voice-lines for this game (the nuke), I'd rather stick with NTF.
>no servers in the list
I know that I should play in the IP given in the thread but it feels weird
>Scientist
>Find gun
>Reach 914
>Kill dboy that has a black card
>take it for myself
>Sciencebitch.png
>Larry walks in
>Oh no
>Can't juke him, so I just accept my passage into the shadow realm
>Dboy joins shortly after
>Flash medkit
>"Better get walking, labrat."
>The madman picks the right fucking tunnel
>"I have black card, let's fucking go"
>Walk into femur breaker
>We have that silent contest to see who will break first but he sacrifices himself
>"ESSYPEE WUNNOWSIKS CUNTAYND SUCSESFELLE"
>Nice.tiff
>Walking around in Heavy
>Find super soaker
>Could this game get any better?
>Keep it as protection, try to find the Entrance
>See Lanky with his back to me down the coridoor
>hope to FUCK someone is spectating me, so I play it cool
>Hide and charge soaker
>Spray him down, he hears and goes full autism but dies too fast
>You'lldiethescienceguy.mp4
>10 minutes later
>STILL walking down in heavy trying to find the exit
>Peanut out of nowhere
>"What the fuck? How did he even leave"
>And I STILL haven't found the exit
>Hide in ammo room
>Hear human footsteps
>Get desperate
>"Are you NTF?"
>"Yeah"
>"Prove it, shoot your gun"
>Fucker opens the door anyway
>CI
>Guns me down and I die
>Hear "hahaha gahdeeeeem" as my corpse ragdolls lifelessly to the ground
Use my body for science
part of the charm really, it's grown on me
>Containing a facility
>Team of 9 people
Come on now, maybe 9 people per squad, but even Foundation can not be that incompetent.
I guess lore wise there is not a single facility that holds that many high risk targets
*military drumrolls in distance*
>Dropping SCP's and Chaos/NTF as Scientist/D-Boi
Is there a better feeling? Everyone just expects an easy target so it's always great to get the rare opportunity to turn the tables.
CHAOS
CHAOS
CHAOS
Epsilon 11/Nine Tailed Fox only has 9 members, one for each tail, even so they are used to clean up big breaches.
It feels so good because it indeed doesn't happen very often.
Poor Crimp :(
got em
t. mecha
he's bein put down soon, poor guy
>try to seduce peanut
>he locks me in the door as doctor closes in on me and 096 behind me so I can't really walk backwards
>become zoombiini
>Peanut calls me cute
how nice
>NTF waiting at the exit on the surface for dboys to come
is there any worse?
Never go straight to entrance, always find a gun, there are several scattered around Heavy.
Doc camping the nuke silo indefinitely.
I walk this lonely road
457 and 079 WHEN.
Fixed audio for 20+ players WHEN.
Red Cards removed from EZ cabinets WHEN.
I just want 30 player madness with 6 SCPs.
It looks way better than the OC I made desu
>spawning as NTF at the beginning of the round
>getting femur'd in the first 3 minutes
Why is the computer SCP not playable anymore?
Also why the fuck is there a hacker with a voice changer spreading cancer?
Finally this game is amazing and I wish it was a bit more polished and had a bit more variety. I mean it has some variety but for example D-Bois & Scinerds almost NEVER EVER reach the outside. They need something, maybe a friendly SCP helping them like the door one blocking Peanut etc early on a little bit.
>D-Bois & Scinerds almost NEVER EVER reach the outside
That's part of the challenge, gotta have odds to beat.
Also git gud
Honestly spawning as NTF or chaos in the beginning is a lot more fun than spawning later. You get to be the first ones into light, which is generally chaotic with all the Class-D, scientists and SCP running around.
Later on, it simply becomes counter-strike on the surface/entrance zone. No fun.
What happened to peanut? He's just so laggy now.
147.135.10.140:7779
if you need a server
Yeah but what about the computer SCP? You guys talk about it but there is no such SCP right now, it is deactivated. Are you playing on a special server reserved for aspies?
jimmy is based
They removed him to rework him because he blew dick and wasn't fun.
This makes my dick feel funny
Thanks for the reply. Where can I read updates and basic shit? I am new to this game.
thanks
>about to escape with entire server as CI
>server fucking dies
147.135.10.140 has slots open
>Be Larry
>Chaos acts friendly to me-don't kill them
>Me and Peanut follow Chaos down to Light
>They rescue the one D boy and murder the scientists
>Entire group of Chaos, me and Peanut go up to the Entrance Zone to flush out NTF and kill them
>Server time out
rip
at least I got a group picture