>You open the door to the club room to find the Vice President stretching in a chair. She folds her hands and rests her head, smiling at you. Good evening. Sorry for the unannounced absence, but I'm glad to be back! Shaky, but I'm back!Now... Let's get started!
The word of the thread is "Star"! It's something you usually take for granted, especially in the city. But when you find the time to just watch them sparkle, it really is something, isn't it? Maybe even you'll get lucky and can make a wish? Hm...
Alternatives are "Fire", "Beast", "Tempest", "Frantic" and "Shelter"!
As you all know the usual song and dance, I'll leave it to you. I do implore you to explore outside of your comfort zone if you find it a bit stale, though! There's no harm in wading out into deeper waters, especially with the rest of us cheering you on! Don't fear!
Now... Take care of yourselves, okay? Okay. Monika?
Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:
- Underage drinking - Self harm - Suicide and suicide attempts - Substance abuse (Any) - Waifu wars - Waifu bullying - user bullying - Heating water for your tea on the microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle) - Not doing your best to be the user your waifu would like - Staying up late
And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.
reposting this >it's your birthday! >your birthday fell on a sunday this year, so you're home all day! >sayori drops by, but had to leave early! >now, you're sitting in your room alone, enjoying your birthday exactly how you wanted to! >playing vn's, reading manga, watching anime, and browsing Veeky Forums all day! >it's just past noon when your doorbell rings! >you groan and walk downstairs! >you open the door and there's nothing! >until you look down a bit! >it's natsuki! >she's wearing a cute shirt that is striped pink and white! >she pushes past you into your house! >"hey user. happy birthday, or whatever." >you thank her and close the door, noticing that she is holding a small tupperware container! >she notices you looking >"what? you think this is for you?" >"well it's not! it's for..." >"w-well..." >"okay, fine! it is for you! happy?" >you can't help but chuckle at this! >you feel a quick pain in your leg as she kicks your shin! >she pouts and opens the container! >inside is two cupcakes! >they're both made to look like tiny birthday cakes! >with tiny frosting writing! >they say "happy birthday, user!" >"hurry up and take one! i didn't spend all day writing with frosting for you to just stare at them!" >"not... not that i spent all day on something for you" >you pick up one and take a seat on the couch! >she stares at you! >you lean forward slightly and take a bite out of the cupcake! >it's very sweet, and is a mixture of chocolate and strawberry flavors! >she continues to stare at you! >you smile at her! >"it's very good, natsuki." >"whatever, user..." >she picks up the other one and starts to eat it! >once you're both done, she pulls her purse from her side >"i also brought..." >she pulls a book from her purse! >"the manga we've been reading!" >she holds it up! >"we didn't finish the last chapter, so i figured we could read a bit more today..."
Joshua Price
>implore you to explore Nice rhymes, man. Glad to see you back!
>ywn lurk dokichan >ywn see all the poems and fics of dokis being with her user >ywn attention whore as a real user >ywn be called out for being an imposter >ywn post a timestamp to prove all dokis wrong >ywn get the most insane quantity of (You)'s you ever imagined >ywn derail the whole site with one single post
I could never father children under those conditions, even if she does have a vagina under her balls that massive sack of testosterome right outside said vagina would seriously mess up her hormones, although that extra testosterone could give me a truly masculine son I don’t exactly want a masculine daughter. And that’s only from a practical point of view, don’t even get me started on the moral of biological implications of something such as that.
>wanting to force innocent children to live in this horrible world how cruel
Aaron Fisher
>Dokichan goes down >The Moninet grinds to a halt >The world Literature Club mobilises armies to hunt you down >You will never be found by a scouting unit hiding in a cave >You will never be reported as not found and forced to live with a hardened mercenary Doki doting and savoring every second of your existence by her side
>wants to be a biological and social failure that didn’t do the one thing that he was born to do, pass on his parents genes and continue the bloodline Unless you have incredibly shitty genetics which in that case be my guest, just means I don’t have to force eugenics
Robert Parker
>ywn have to choose one and cause so much heartbreak
Isaiah Sanchez
I like to take things seriously, it helps me forget... actually your right. This is a waste of time. I have better things to do, and that includes here. Thanks
Evan Hughes
Monika wet the bed again!
Ryder Watson
>They will never force you to give your seed to the world government.
Ryan Sanchez
>top doki scientists perfect cloning so that future generations of dokis can get their user
>So many dokis raising user's clones >Some start to resent the differences in them to user >Some never get over the fact one doki got an actual user >They eventually become the dokichan equivalents to Natsuki's dad
