Be useless NEET living at home

>be useless NEET living at home
>every day face crippling depression and suffocating anxiety
>can't find work, hard to leave the house
>Dad tries to hide his disgust for me, can hear mom when she thinks she's alone talking to her friends about what to do about me
>fail at everything, including killing myself
>one day browsing Veeky Forums
>see "Veeky Forums", decide to click on it instead of /b/
>cue chicago bulls theme song: youtube.com/watch?v=NsIB3-t2j3A
>learn about crypto for the first time
>watch autistic neets like me mooning to lamboland
>look at bank account
>$1000 and some change from birthday money over the years
>start to spend my nights learning about crypto instead of jacking off
>begin to trade, am nervous and sell low buy high a lot
>lose $300 immediately
>"I'll always be a loser"
>lie awake at night crying, want to kill myself
>"no.... no, not this time user"
>come back to Veeky Forums
>"you... you can do this"
>hail mary with last $400
>hit first XRP spike
>back in the game
>learn to steady my hands
>6 weeks later, have made 28k
>pull out 14k, pay off one of mom's maxed out credit cards
>parents are in awe. mom cries. for the first time dad looks at me and smiles
>celebrate as a family, haven't felt good at home since I was a child
>for the first time in my life, I have a spark of confidence
>maybe I don't have to be a retarded neet eating microwaved food my whole life
>maybe can be something one day
>take out $200 in BTC and buy some clothes that fit
>mom hugs me, dad enjoys talking to me again
>take my remaining 13.8k and hit the crypto markets, one day at a time, half my savings in HODL, day trading the other half
>depression is waning, anxiety still not good but manageable
>mfw see potential for a brighter future

thank you Veeky Forums, wish me luck

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congrats OP. we're all gonna make it.

Now that you have that confidence, go start a career. If you can get your foot in the door at a financial institution as an entry-level credit analyst, you have a career that will last. You obviously have an eye for this kind of thing, user.

Go out. Make friends. Be the you you want to be. I'm proud of you.

bless us with your wisedom
what coin

Keep it up faggot. And remember to never stop hodling. Retired by 2030 or earlier.

Congrats fellow zerper. Please continue to love and support your parents. I have never experienced better joy than when I make them happy.

>pay off moms credit card debt

you are still a loser

28K in 6 weeks from 1k is not possible.

But your fantasy sounds cool.

thanks.

You sound like the kind of guy who will literally kill himself when it all comes crashing down, but good luck