Overwatch General - /owg/

>Brigitte, a hybrid support / tank hero, is now on the PTR
playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/brigitte/

>don't forget, everybody gets a free StarCraft-themed Widowmaker skin
>simply log in to Overwatch between now and April 3rd to unlock it

>Latest PC patch notes
playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc

>Overwatch dev tracker
overstalk.io

>Hero tips, tricks, and basics
pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Hero item checklists for all events
js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/

>Source / Quake mouse sensitivity converter
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Personal stats / leader boards
overbuff.com
masteroverwatch.com/

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I want to bully Doomfist until he cries!

Snowy blue

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T.racer!

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first for mommy gf

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How do I cope with the fact that I'll never take Tracer on a date to the Blizzard World?

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Doomfist is the type to never shed a tear, not even at the loss of his on child

Reminder that rank is bullshit. I rape GMs in FFA as Doomfist for lulz

Love the Bloo

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Sure you do, sweetie.

is a fucking real skin? LOL

now I want a hypebeast doomfist skin

I like Urkelfist

xth for got a crush on widow since last thread

Here's a pro tip- just play Genji and doublejump over all of his moves while spamming 'Mada-Mada'!

Do your best out there /owg/! I believe in you!

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what's doomfists real name?

I WANT TO REST MY HEAD ON SUREFOUR'S CHEST!

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DoomShakalaka

JaMarcus

akande something idk i dont remember it's weird

Posting again without the purple lips AND without the watermark for anyone who wants it.

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Akande Ugundimu or something.

This was p funny for me

Akande Ogundimu

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If he can laugh, he can cry.

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cute gay boy hero when

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I unironically like Doomfist and I think he's a fun character.

what the fuck is that text supposed to be? I get they wanted to not reveal the name of the character early but that looks stupid

twitch
.tv/OverwatchLeague

Lunatic Hai vs GC Busan will probably decide the top 3 of this playoff

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Omnic language

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I love Tracer.

Will Dallas Fuel make it today? Or are they going to be curbstomped?

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It's omnic language.

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really out of character smiling like that. need to report this to jeff

> volskaya attack
> get our shit pushed in
> tank and dps quit
> 2 new players come in and switch the comp
> stomp the enemy team

The importance of a good comp in this game CAN NOT be underestimated.
They should make the hero selection screen red if you don't have at least one tank and a healer

this shit ain't half bad

That's a pretty cute picture but I have to disagree, he's incredibly charismatic and uses every sort of emotion/situation as fuel for his goals/fighting. I really love his quotes in-game, he's really cool. Too bad he's too buggy to play without getting pissed off.

Why do you love her, user?

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That makes no sense whatsoever.

We all agree that it's totally acceptable to root for Dynasty, right? I mean, you can't fault a Korean team for being Korean.

>limmy gets powered up and then proceeds to shoot his own team's shield generator while there's a big team fight going on on the point

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Neither does shooting robots in the head to kill them.

Philly has to play really bad to lose that game

Seems like if that's what they wanted to go for, it should resemble something more like a QR code and be densely packed with data than basically a weirdo alphabet.

Jehong alone makes it ok

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what the fuck is this guy's problem? where is he from?

what if their CPU or whatever is in their head

He's a professional comedian from scotland

>2 hours ago
>5 man dps team
>im playing ana
>numbani attack
>somehow magically managed to get the first point
>were losing badly and have 1 minute left
>constantly dived by tracer and a genji
>switch to cree
>kill a cree that ults
>save half of my team
>instantly get to 2nd point
>get 3 kills
>die just after the tunnel
>switch to tracer
>game goes on for a bit while i farm ult
>payload moves to last straight part
>3 piece sticky
>win game
>dude in chat says something like "how did we win?"
I decided right there and then that im never playing support again. Holy fuck.

Honestly that game felt fucking amazing
POTG went to some shitty junkrat corner spam. feelsbad

Yeah, but how is he a silver border doing that? Or is he just trolling and i'm stupid?

Scotland. He's a comedian with his own tv show

youtube.com/watch?v=uH0hikcwjIA
youtube.com/watch?v=xfKhDiUNOG0

>zero damage
>still "dies"

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Reposting from old thread

He can't one-shot everyone right now, and all he needs is defensive buffs and slight cooldown decreases to his two major mobility abilities.
-The Best Defense... starts with 100 Shield which acts like normal Shield refilling back after a couple seconds of no damage, using abilities replenishes/adds to the total with anything over 100 decaying back to 100
-Slam and uppercut cooldowns reduced to 6 seconds
Boom, now he has more survivability and can maneuver a bit better.

>Soe already cycling through her outfits

Bare shoulders Soe best Soe.

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>they didn't think about having a back-up drive on the most important omnic in the world
The lore is just fucking retarded, if you could make an important figure who's a target for assassinations (why else have bodyguards?) immortal

whyyyyy the fuck wouldn't you?

Soe on the shoulder high sweatpants again. How disappointing.

What the fuck is Soe wearing? Doesn't even look like clothes.
>inb4 that soe fangay who will say she has a stylist

I ain't complaining

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Today is no semmler day, right?

yep he already casted his 4 matches/week

Wait, is this what they mean by pantsuit?
I always pictured something else.

wheres this from who made this im dying

How often would he need to stop what he's doing to return to a backup device and plug into it?

"I would not like to be in a tight space with a primal rage Winston, actually not with any kind of angry gorilla"

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soe is looking so fucking good man it isn't fair

>it's soeposting time again
yup, im out

>is it acceptable to root for the team that has best boy Jehong
I guess

>tomboy
>energetic
>bubbly personality
>adorable voice
>optimistic view on life, even after the slipstream incident
>playful, but is also serious when the time calls for it
>friendly
>cute as fuck
>short hair
>freckles
>perfect tight, athletic butt
She's literal perfection.

Will Seoul get a map today?

>doesn't help his team
>fucks around with another team mate while the point is being taken
kek I can't do that, in comp I'm so serious

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The amount of processing power required for a sentient AI probably requires a lot more than a centralized chip. Not to mention a robot could just have infinite backups.

Nobody here is gonna stop you. Dallas is /myteam/ even though its easily /owg/'s most hated.

I hope they 4-0 London

that retard caster was blaming jehong and saying he was the problem in seoul? LOL

You can't really make back ups of 'souls'. Sure, you could back up a lot of data but you wouldn't really get him anymore.

>console

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looks like a man's shoulders

>just lost a game in Comp because our Rein accidentally Earthshattered after we won a teamfight and then thought it would be epic and funny to kill himself because it was embarrassing
>we go into the last team fight 5v6 because of this and the enemy Genji had his blade

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We are sentient sapient intelligences and our processing power is basically all located in a centralized ship in our heads.

what kind of twinky men are you into?

That's nice, user. I'm sure she'd be happy with you.

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>map filter for QP never
>have to manually leave every Hanamura and Lunar Colony match
I just can't believe they still think I want to play on these shit maps

It's hard to align teammates who are all doing ok on the same day and all have the right mindset which is set towards working together and winning. I find comp too frustrating to play.

Dumb anime poster can't handle the bants.

>uber and mr. x
Thank god, the only enjoyable duo.

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>will adjust hero pics based on enemy composition
>junkrat

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Nothing but love for RJH but his Zen has not bit quite on the level of the top Zen players and not every map is conducive to Ana. He's a great over all player but his place is a little weird right now.

let's go local lads

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who pizza here

>want to use QP as practice
>team never wants to take it seriously ever
>it's just qp bro xd
>Who cares bro it's just qp XD
Where do we practice comp then?

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>tfw had this revelation but as Tracer
No one could break the defense until I switched to speed dyke.

>I will NEVER care about ANY korean players
-/owg/ 6 months ago

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>playing on the weekend

0, even with 2018 cloud computing standards he could just constantly be wirelessly backing up. Not to mention he could just have a bunch of redundant internal packups. Having both whatever your critical processing unit and whatever storage unit makes up all your personality and memory in close enough proximity to get destroyed by 1 bullet makes no sense at all.

It's not a good design though and you can avoid most of the flaws by having a synthetic body. The only reason he'd need to have his entire brain in his head is if omnics were actually cyborgs and still had human brains. Even then it wouldn't be hard to have infinite backup copies of you updated every second.

She's not a dyke.

Second account.