/2hug/ - Touhou General - #131

Previous thread >What is this game?
Touhou is a bullet hell series made by ZUN where cute girls have tea and snacks with other cute girls.

>I have questions!
pastebin.com/PMpRnhmb (Includes FAQ, netplay guide, 1cc charts and more)

>Where can I get the games?
moriyashrine.org/ (For separate game downloading)
nyaa.si/view/979648 (All in one pack)

>Touhou 16 and 15.5 on steam! Please support the official release.
en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Purchasing_Guide

>Introduction and tips for new players~
moriyashrine.org/intro-to-touhou/

>Download and apply Vpatch for reduced lag, MoF MarisaB glitch fix, extremely high FPS fix and Windowed screen adjustment (Search ‘vpatch tutorial’ on youtube if you have problems installing it)
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>Fangames pastebin (Contains a fixed version of FMW2 without the game-breaking bug)
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>/2hug/ Highscore Spreadsheet! (If you want to submit a score, use the term 'score' somewhere in your post)
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First for Byakuren surpassing the primates.

I love my wife

Who is your wife? Is she a filthy youkai?

All Lunarians deserve death!

I don’t think phantom are youkai

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No. I don't have a wife. I've sworn a oath of celibacy for religious reasons.

Toyohimefag always make the shittiest OP ever

>7 replies
>7 posters
who?

Vengeful spirits are worse than youkai tho

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How old must a console get before it appears in Gensokyo?

/vr/ rules, so anything pre 2000
Except the Dreamcast cuz muh special snowflake

In what way? I don’t remember Murasa need to eat humans to survive.

Not that old. They apparently have gameboys.

she needs to kill them which is basically the same, except worse because it all goes to waste.

>gameboys
>not that old
It's the original game boy. They're practically vintage nowadays.

You’re saying you rather the humans get eaten rather than drown because it’s a waste?

Your age is showing, ojii-san.

Are you pretending it's not a waste?

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Ultra patch for HSiFS! Wohoo!

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Indifferent to me because I don’t have that fuck up of a mind

>You’re saying you rather the humans get eaten rather than drown because it’s a waste?
Yes.

Checked for noble sacrifice.

That CoLA chapter came in 2006.

>I don’t have that fuck up of a mind
>Wants to love a literal murdering machine
Yeah dude okay

That's still 17 years after it was introduced. Though I will say it certainly hasn't been forgotten.

he might not be wrong
it's just impossible to tell because he isn't using his

I can say that to literally every user here. Most youkai are evil. If anything, Murasa is the least evil because she need to kill humans, while other youkai just want to kill and eat humans for fun.

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>this again
Isn't fear all youkai need to exist on the most basic level? Fear of the dark, fear of echoes when you yell into a mountain range, fear of things disappearing where you left them? None of those fears directly involve people dying, so why would youkai want to kill/eat humans for fun?

Some youkai need other things, like vampires.

>so why would youkai want to kill/eat humans for fun
Do you even play the game? Most of the youkai want to kill you.

>Most of the youkai want to kill you.
That's just banter before battle

They are made to strike fear but they also love human flesh, this is an optional case and you can bond with them without having them eat you or attack you.

What makes you say that? I’m sure Mystia would eat Reimu if she lost.

So would Rumia, but both of them would get the Orange treatment if they really tried to.

Read the printworks. Idiot.

>Engage in a non-lethal beauty contest
>To kill
?

Let's get back to talking about Yuuka and her submissive sex slave, Alice.

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Marisa will fight her for custody.

Submissive sex slave Alice?
exhentai.org/g/486925/b9833e0a80/

And Reimu will fight for Marisa's.

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>Lesbian memes

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Who is the submissive sex slave of the better (red) Yuuka?

>Read the printworks
>Vampire contract
>Bla bla feed vampire Outside human meat so that they wouldn’t attack humans in Gensokyo
What would happen if Reimu and Marisa lost to Remilia?

>danmaku is just for fun
In UFO bad endings, the playable characters are captured and imprisoned by Byakuren in Makai.

Benben and Raiko take turns dominating Benben's Sister

You missed that image of the user posting the rules of danmaku battles didn't you? The one where it says no youkai may kill a human after a duel, even if they win.

>No combatant may kill a human, even upon victory.
Hi secondary-kun.

Murasafag once again showing he knows absolutely nothing about lore.
Pretty embarassing desu

Forgot my smug birb

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But they're the best memes

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What would happen if Remilia won? Will she stop her red mist or not?

Have you not seen the bad endings?

Mweh. Im twenty, i can still remember playing with gameboys all the time as a kid. I can't say the same thing about any other pre-playstation 2 consoles.

I think both are pretty much equally bad. Both drowning, and getting eaten alive, are not particularly pleasant deaths.

Only for comedic reasons. Anyone who actually ships 2hus is cancerous.

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How would you even date a +4000 y/o girl?

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The same way I date any other girl.

Oh, so you’re saying Remilia would stop her red mist until playable characters beat her? That makes a lot of sense.

You don't date any girl

:^(

Aya is old but not THAT old.

She's still over 1000

The guy who wrote a book everytime he replies to someone

Then he certainly hasn't posted in this thread yet.

She’s at least older than Momiji(60 years). So she maybe 100 years old.

Just bring up Byakuren. He would certainly write a thesis that no one even gonna bother to reply.

en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Aya_Shameimaru

Oh right I remember that. It was a good read but it was so full of circular logic and in the end it didn't go anywhere.

>thinking I'm Toyohimefag

Holy shit, she’s older than the entire UFO casts.

Would you stick your dick into a millennial cloaca

Did you read FS? when they were talking about the Tengu apology letter Aya was flying over head and she sneezed. That would make her like at least 600 years old if I recall.

Puffy

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FS is boring. I can’t remember such small details from a boring manga.

Bait like that doesn't even deserve a reply.

He’s baiting because he didn’t have the same opinion as me

The same way you date a girl that's only 20 years old. Expect they have a lot more fun stories to tell. And you have to deal with the fact that even if you marry her, you're little more than a blip in her life.

>submissive sex slave

Considering how autist Alice is, i doubt she would ever be submissive.

I think somebody would intervene at that point. As that would have VERY dire consequences for Gensokyo.

>Implying you don't fantasize about Yuri.

Yeah, sure. And the capital of Georgia is Atlanta.

I don't. Girls engaging in sexual conduct with other girls don't turn me on at all.

>I think somebody would intervene at that point
Come on. Who would intervene? I doubt Mystia even care about spellcard rules.

>so why would youkai want to kill/eat humans for fun?

Because humans taste supernaturally good to Youkai. And most of them are assholes.

>and you can bond with them without having them eat you or attack you.

Although, this is weirdly enough possible. Assholes or not, they do seem to be pretty reluctant to eat people that gave them food.

If Reimu got to the point where she couldn't fight back and was wide-open to a youkai like Mystia she'd be a goner in seconds.

Gay af

>Come on. Who would intervene? I doubt Mystia even care about spellcard rules.

Well, at least in IN, Yukari would. And in other scenarios, i imagine Reimu would just use fantasy heaven.

Then why doesn't Mystia kill any of the humans she fights in PoFV? She seems pretty intent on eating somebody in that game, yet doesn't even if she wins a spell card duel.

I'm with this guy I've seen plenty of yuri and it does nothing at all for me. I find it intensely boring.

That's because it's highly likely Reimu would use fantasy heaven hax and turn her into dust.

Then what kind of porn do you like?

It's less gay than watching straight porn though. At least for guys.

Yes, exactly. Even Marisa could probably easily turn Youkai like Mystia into dust if she wanted. And even if she can't. I somewhat doubt Reimu would be very happy if her best friend was killed and eaten.

Why would Yuyuko eat Mystia?

Because she's delicious

I think Yuyuko just wanted to give her a taste of her own medicine. Seems to have worked too, considering she decided a career change was in order after IN.

Better question: why wouldn't she?

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I’m talking about a scenario where Mystia won the battle and Reimu and Yukari lost the battle. I know it’s impossible for that to happen but just think what would happen if Mystia won? She would definitely eat Reimu in front of Yukari.

Girl on guy vanilla porn. The "I-It's less gay!" thing is a meme spouted by insecure nerds who get uncomfortable looking at another penis.

to get her to the other side

“Hold on Youmu, got a bone stuck in my throat.”

Delicious Karaage, that's why

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