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Chaos and SCP unite
Fuck D-boys
SCP / Chaos truce meta is boring as fuck.
Mod me on your server thanks
if you don't you get to eat 10 rounds per second per CI on 100 round boxes
t. male to female cuckold
done
>memesystem is still alive
why? I mean sure more servers are better but nobody will join it because theres no point in having a 64 player server when 44 of these players cant use their mics
SCP-15 fucking when?
Please no fucking the pipe dream mini game scp
It makes SCP win trivial, feels like shit to win as doc.
096 should gain more rage the longer you look at him to discourage cheesing him during the charge animation.
Agreed. I just want an all--out brawl.
You know this is what happens when a Nerd is locked in with D-boys in 914. You know it.
It makes sense sometimes
>larry doesnt spawn/gets femur'd 2 minutes in
>everyone eventually gets killed by the scp's
>except for that one nerd/mtf hiding in the intercom/914/nuke armory
Why wouldnt I team up with chaos in this situation?
Yeah, but not every round.
>85 hours
>lock doctor in the armory
>he disconnects
Do go on...
>be scp
>want to escort some men of science/Class-D's out out of mercy
>they just run or shoot me with guns they looted from MTF/Chad Insurgency
>spawn as scp some other time
>decide to crash this foundation with no survivors
>"no (scp nickname), please spare me"
fuck this
waiting for an open slot in ther EU server
might as well shitpost
>Its a "Out of the dozen MTFs that spawned only the coward who went solo back up the elevator as everyone else gets slaughtered survives" episode
>Was the coward
>spawn as mall cop
>get left behind on the surface
>faggot LT locks the door behind him
>stuck wondering around the surface for 10 minutes until the next CI/MTF spawn
>helping nerds as SCP
playing the game wrong
you're supposed to find a herd of d bois following a nerd then kill the nerd and open the checkpoint for the d bois
Number fifteen
you do have a radio
>gets muted
>not looting the card from one of the commanders/LTs who got grenaded in the elevator
How do you change that text?
You're supposed to lock the door behind you. Or do you want to get spawn-killed by Larry, Doc, and Peanut on the surface?
Join 7779 pls. It's lame having 2 full and 2 empty servers.
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>It's a Larry gets contained 3 min into the game episode
Buff larry pls
How the fuck do seal SCP-106
>go into room
>try to press button
>stand in front of it
>nothing work
>SCP-106 finds me and assrapes me
Please help I'm a dumb brainlet.
Do mics not work in game anymore or something?
someone has to be in the chamber thing that's next to the button for it to work
You need to go into the tiny little chamber.
You jump into the femur breaker and someone else presses the button you dumbass retard faggot soyboy cunt. If you join when a round is already started, your mic won't work and you can't hear anyone. Once the round restarts, your mic will work
mall cops sleeping
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Oh, so that person screaming isn't the SCP, it's the guy in the little room. I never knew that. Was wondering why SCP-106 was such a little bitch.
hurry it up niggas lets get in
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The SCP/Chaos alliance needs to end on shitpost.
>everyone is in 015
>some tries to """fix""" one of the pipes
>015 kills everyone
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as peanut, you are to select one dboy as the designated door opener. you can let all of them leave light, but their fate is up to doc, larry, and lanky (except furries, leave no neck unsnapped.)
We need more school shooter edits.
I could only make 2 so far
if you place a nerd in the input with a 1:1 setting does it comes out as a female one?
>106 keeps sparing me and leading me astray
>his buddy always kills me
>I keep falling for it
>chased by doc at the elevator to heavy
>go through checkpoint
>zoom past d-boy
>all he can says before I instinctively close the door behind me and doc dings him is "hey!"
sorry man, didnt realize you were there
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Turning a nerd female loses the whole point. The mustache is needed.
>Doc opens the door on us
>Chaos fag runs away and dumps us D-Boys
>As my D-Pal dies I get body blocked in his corpse
>die
>not even zombiefied
>be nerd
>juke peanut
>upgrade card
>sneak pass doc
>stealth pass chaos
>sneak doc again
>try to be friendly
>chaos is hostile
>kill 2 of them
>reach copter zone
>get killed by the fucking mtf of all things
saw it, that was cheap as hell
Is Revolver Poonalot High Poon?
doctor gives me boner
I like nerds more than d-bois.
I grenade the elevator every single time I can, there isn't a single time I don't nade the elevator
DUDE
>Be D-boy
>Find zone card and rush for exit
>Run into zombie in heavy
>Run towards gunfire
>MTF fighting doc
>Duke past them both
>MTF forgets about Doc and kills himself trying to gun me down instead
>I still survive
Furries truly are retarded.
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>join server
>stuck waiting for 10 minutes
>server restarts
>disconnect
>rejoin
>stuck spectating again
I like lewding both.
NERD.
Okay, I like D-boys lewding Nerds. Nerrrrds.
Please MTF in 914 on shitpost, kill yourself. End the round.
>Be nerd
>find a gun
>Get ready for people trying to run from my bullets
>Hear peanut
>Hide
>Wait a little bit for peanut to go away
>His scraping fades
>As soon as I exit from my hiding spot, a very fast peanut comes scraping down the hallways at mach 4 speeds
>snaps my neck
I never get to be a 914 shooter
yes
i've evolved
thank you
CEASE
you are posting on a christian board
>Veeky Forums faggotry has already begun
It's over boys, time to uninstall
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>turns you into an airplane so you can please her for all eternity
>Tfw no qt plague doctor gf
I want to cock that doc
its ok, I already got tons of fun from this shitty free unity game
>not liking porn along with the memes
No fun zone
I've spotted SCP-106, run!
It's only one step away from ERP and you know it.
>implying people wouldn't lewdpost on /v/ threads
Naive.
they didn't, and if you ever actually spent any time on the scp /v/t threads you would know this
user stop lying.
>it's a MTF walk into a CI firing squad episode
Hey kids do you want to enter my magical realm
Hi
Come on, user, we are having lewd fun right now.
I'm also waiting until night, just when the fun starts
Fuck you, Larry.
so are we a drawfag thread now? if so can I get a zombie boy cooking something in a t-pose while seinfield is next to him asking
>"what's the deal with airplane food?"
>upgrade mall cop gun into super soaker
>find peanut surrounded by some d boys
>power up the super soaker
>get close to peanut to start soaking his shit up
>*snap*
feels bad man
>cboys are in gate b
>they camp the elevator tightly in line to destroy recently spawned mtf
>operation done flawlessly, no casualties and only 1 mtf ran out
>we hear someone outside gate b
>open gate b
>its lanky
>all run to the elevator
>3 cboys get in the elevator, rest are lost
>3 cboys that got in the elevater killed each other blaming everyone for letting other cboys die
sad story
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>implying that isn't done in-game already
I respect your opinion though and understand your concerns.
>Be Chaos
>Find another C-bro
>We find Lanky
>We were at 30%-40% hp because Larry WHIRRR'd us before.
>Before we get killed Cboi starts chanting the song of his people.
>"HE HAS NO STYL-"
>He didn't even sing it, he just started screaming the lyrics
>die
Fucking hell.
Come on out, you're gonna die anyway.