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2018-03-15 07:00 - 03-29 03:59 UTC
New servants: Nightingale 5*, Helena 4*, Rama 4*, Geronimo 3*, Billy 3*
New craft essences: Ideal Holy King 5*, Record Holder 4*, Beast of Billows 3*

>[E Pluribus Unum Release]
Fifth Singularity: North American Myth War E Pluribus Unum
Release date: 2018-03-15 7:00 UTC
New interludes for Orion, Fionn, and Fergus

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>There are several place names in Ireland containing the name Medb. They include Ballypitmave (Baile Phite Méabha, "townland of Medb's vulva") in County Antrim and Sawel Pitmave (Samhail Phite Méabha, "likeness to Medb's vulva") in County Tyrone, both in northern Ulster.

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Ravioli, Ravioli, give me the futa-loli I deserveioli

Cubros...

BIG TITTY NURSY

I FUCKING LOVE LOLIS!

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I love fucking lolis.

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/ourgirl/ Jalter! Stay tuned for 5 facts!

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I love my wife!

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What loli got the thickest duck?

Is Liz for lewd?

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When is Jalter coming? Next week?

Jalter inspired the ever-popular bob haircut, which originated in Paris in 1909.

Remember sluts cannot become magical girls, hags can, but not sluts

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She's an immature virgin with a pathetic sense of love, so other than panty flashes, no.

>lizniggers making another thread

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Then why is Medb in that picture?

Why is Ireland so based?

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CHARIOT MY LOVE

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>oni only a month or two after jeanne
what do?

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Medb is pure!
Oh... Who am I cucking?

I hope we get Archimedes as a servant someday. He was the best thing to come out of Extella.

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Liz threads are great. It's fun watching everyone go batshit insane whenever a thread is made.

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Medb gets a shared rate-up with Illya, proving that Illya is a turbo slut (not that anyone doubted it)

That's actually pretty interesting.

Potatobutt

You're a grown man, deep down you know what to do.

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You prepare for the worst back to back shitfest since Okita/Scat/Jack.

>Jeanne Horta
>followed by Cu Alter and Medb
>followed by Raikou
>followed by Shuuten
>followed by Summer Servants

The only worse one is the triple threat of TWO SWORD, Merlin, and King Hassan which are all back to back.

is mathman for (me)?

Will Okita appear in banners again? I've never realized how useful and cute she is until I started using her in Saber supports.

>6 episodes in
>despite it being turbo teenage angst and tropey, I'm loving it
02 also is best

Two weeks I'd say

early next year

Ignore the french whore and go for the oni?

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She'll come back next year for gudaguda rerun

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She comes back for Nobu-fest Boogaloo.

No, Mathman is for (getting pissed off at) Liz.

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The one that scares me the most is the Circe/Yagyu/Hokusai successive rate ups

DAAHRIN~!

What servants have the best banter?

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Cute and reliable and strong and cool and cute!

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That's a year away

>walking home from work
>starting to get dark, no one around
>get a bit nervous so I take out my phone to distract myself
>start playing GO
>minute or so passes by
>hear something behind me
>"Ooooh what game is dat white boi"
>it's a bunch of black dudes in hood getup
>didn't notice their footsteps because i was playing with the volume on like an idiot
>"N-Nothing"
>start speeding up my pace a little but so do they
"come on cuz, let me see the game"
>they take my phone away from me by force
>too beta to say anything
>they walk off with it while hooting and hollering about my servant's tit size (I had nightingale and Jeanne for context while grinding through America)
>get home and am fucking fuming because i put my bind code in a note on my phone
Can anyone recommend me a phone that can run GO at least somewhat decent?

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>Yagyu: Slayer of Shovelface and Oi-chan are back to back
I swear to fuck they do this on purpose.

He's no longer Velber infected in Link

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How many of the husbandos are for (You)?

>New interludes for Orion
Nani?

Hans, no servant can compete with him except Shakes.

She gets her NP interlude after you finish America

>living in a place with a high concentration of niggers

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Shakespeare is the almighty shitposter, especially after Valentine's. That nigga needs more screen time.

Of course they do. Just like Tamamo's only single rate up this year is right next to Merlin's first rate up, which is then followed by some of the most popular servants in the game
I'd prioritize Oi-chan though, Yagyu will probably come back later on more frequently and he's easier to get.

This is fake, right? This is bait? Please tell me you're lying.

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>tfw master bravery doesn't translate into real life

>because i put my bind code in a note on my phone
(You)

>leaving the house

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>want edison
>his rateup is in two months

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Orion gets a Vlad-tier NP buff that makes her the anti-male queen, and she's easily the best SSR archer until Gil gets his NP buff

Enjoy your 8.0 on the memelist

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Holy shit how do you function in basic society?

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>America introduces a bunch of cool servants
>they're not on rate up until much later
But why? I wanted to take a crack at Cuzilla. His absurd amount of edge appeals to my inner 12 year old.

I use Google Keep to keep my bind code anywhere. If my phone dies I can always recover it.

It's always struck me how Irish Celt legends were full of such rancid whores and so much cuckery on the part of women. Human women at that. Nowhere else in Indo-European legend do you see something like that, the worst you normally get is the head god being a womanizer or the love goddess being the only real slut, not this thing where mortal women are big whores and applauded for it.

Down from the heavens, descended the Mathman...

>>starting to get dark, no one around
>>get a bit nervous so I take out my phone to distract myself

user you should know better than that

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Hans.

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What does Rin's morning breath smell like? Imagine waking up next to her in a tent full of her stuffy scent.

Just luckshit the story gacha bruv

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>Reddit woman
>Cuzilla
>Raikou
Guess I'll be eating almost nothing for a few months, I can already feel the despair because I'll use all my money and get nothing.

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>I had nightingale and Jeanne for context while grinding through America

The story was believable until that part. Here's your (You) great story, user. I'm glad that no one as beta as you actually exist.

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>tfw want Jeanne Alter Medb Cuzilla and Summer + Ozy.

What do?

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>Medb from the story gacha
FUCK

>he didn't e-mail his bind code to himself

>pack of black dudes at night out to steal a phone
>you get away without injuries
Fake af.

>I have an online job
How do I get one of those

Heh...

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>Hans' dialog in CCC
He so fucking perfect, it's too bad he's boring in London

At least bring a fucking knife or pepper spray with you if you live in a shithole baka.

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Does anyone have the screencap of "is that sum Evangelion nigga?" or is that too old for you?

How many bank accounts did you have to drain to get that?

essential phone or one plus

this is actually the first Cu I've seen posted at all
honestly fujos are so pathetic, I thought there'd be at least one day1 maxed grailed Cu out there

By not leaving the house?

The plot of the Ilya rate up is that Medb wants to be a magical girl, but she is a hateful whore and thus can never qualify. Somehow Kuro can though, which doesn't make any sense.

Could Karen compete with him?
She was pretty savage in HA and Carnival Phantasm

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That's why the Irish were not considered white for a long time.

>tfw no Atalanta to enjoy St. Patrick's day with

Not that guy but I have a similar lifestyle to him. You enjoy your whole world, with muggers and mass shootings and falling bridges and who the fuck knows what else. I'll enjoy a comfy life safe and snug in my house while doing all of the things that I like.

I will gladly give my Evil Cat to you for ANY 4* that isn't Stheno.

Nepotism, user. Be good to your family, they'll save your ass.

>I imagine for most people they couldn't find something that would actually sustain them
Just be a rich landlord like me. It's not hard.

>I'm too autistic for the real world
Sounds like you gave up. Or maybe I'm being stupid and your way of living is equally valid.

Just delete the app famalam. You've clearly proven you're not worthy of any of your servants.

Even with a degree, finding a job is a bitch nowadays. Thanks Obama.

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All I have is this

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>today's st.patrick's day
Should I use an apple to finish the story and summon for medb?

Kuro acts like a whore but that's just an act and in reality she's still pure. Medb acts like a whore and she really is a whore through and through.