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Do you have the image where she's injecting drugs into her arm?
Nathan Morales
How many eggs can a Woomy lay?
I need the answer for school tomorrow
Evan Russell
haha
Justin Watson
>Work at Toys R Us >The closing stores means a liquidation sale is incoming >Our manager gives us the ok to hide non-electric items we want to buy when the sales hit despite it not being allowed what's he gonna do, fire us? Time to finally buy some Splatoon Amiibos
Colton Phillips
No. [Protect Woomy]
Daniel Campbell
What if getting exposed to differently coloured ink carried long-term issues like skin cancer, but nobody knows this? Basically how it was for us with asbestos.
Is this leela from futurama after she grew another eye?
Leo Torres
probably about 10 in a clutch
Gavin Foster
>if you can't get a job you are dumber than a retard.
This is a general where adult males in their primetime to making kids or establish a company playing a nintendo game for children and being proud of it.
And there is also having bad luck and not having the connection for other people.
>first time in ranked >jump from c- to b >continue playing >jump from b to a is that was supposed to be that easy?
Josiah Martinez
What exactly is she anyway?
Levi Moore
>woomy getting raped >impregnated >laying eggs in the bathroom >take her roller and smashing all those eggs >lies crying on floor and don`t want to live anymore >her phone is ringing >Salmon Run is open
Such is life as Senda-chan
Nolan Perez
why do people want it so badly? splash-o is a shit weapon
Ranking up in Splatoon 2 is hilariously easy. Getting to S+ is an inevitability if you keep playing. You'll get there eventually. S+ in Splatoon 1 on the other hand was a fucking nightmare that was the equivalent of Sisyphus rolling the boulder up the hill -- almost reach the top, only to tumble all the way back down and try it all again.
Do y'all think they'll release an Octoling Amiibo closer to the new update? I kinda want to grab a Splatoon Amiibo now that Inkling is going to be in Smash 5, but the only Inkling Amiibos left are scalped.
Why is it that sometimes tenta missiles hit me instantly and other times it takes half a day?
Alexander Wright
distance
Jordan King
Nigger
Jack Mitchell
Trendy you change clothes so often it's literally impossible to tell who you are from screenshots. You should find a single piece of gear and stick to it so your yebbie is more recognizable.
Luke Jackson
As dumb and edgy as this is, I actually kinda like the idea of this OC. I wonder if the mask will come off when the Octoling DLC is out
Why do I always feel like I'm carrying people in b+ when most of the guys I get on my team are lvl 30 or up and I just started wednesday and I'm lvl 12?
Are people just THAT bad?
Blake Richardson
Yes. Wait until you get to S+ and above, and people will start figuring their shit out and know their roles.
Jonathan Phillips
Fill me in on Quick Respawn. Are people using it now or is it still shit?
Carter Gonzalez
I guess I'll just keep climbing my way up, I'm in a winning strike of 6 and everything is going smooth as long as I keep doing my octobrush backdoors.
Angel Ward
Slut sticking a remote control vibrating pill in Schoolgirl's ass and taping one to her clit! Slut turning it up when she tries to talk to boys!
Angel Williams
Ah yeah Octobrush is a retard destroyer as well. People freak out the moment someone comes swinging at them with one of those.
Andrew Hughes
It can be useful in all modes.
Easton Richardson
Still shit. Dont fall for the “zombie build” meme.
They really need to just remove the "twice splatted" condition and leave everything else the same and QR would be useful without being busted like in Splat1.
Dylan Hill
Its a pretty good weapon to climb these levels it seems, guess I'll go back to Nzap and dualies as soon as people start figuring out my strats and handing my shit right back to me.
>finally got my first sparkle >could only do it by using hero brella and *blocks ur pathing* the enemy every time, and slapping rainclouds and sprinklers on the zone, all the while bottom scoring feels good
I dunno, I saw someone named Rainy in one of my matches awhile back and thought I remembered someone here being called that. I just noticed they're already like level one hundred and something and wondered how they got past "the gap"
Joshua Cook
Any weapon can get out of B+ But brella and splatling
