Haha, I'm Varian and I'm gonna go Twinblades despite the enemy team having an Arthas. I'm gonna play as the world's worst Butcher despite being level 17 with Varian, I have a fucking negative winrate with him. But surely Twinblades will work this time! Even on a map without a boss to solo, hee hee.
Austin Ortiz
t. support cuck
Henry Peterson
Little girls are cute and I love them? Not in a sexual way though because that's disgusting. I'm not some sort of lilifag that needs to be purged.
>watching varians go warbringer + juggernaut every game regardless of matchup >even when the enemy team has a strong sustained healer or shields on 3+ members
ever wish you could just take a hero away from someone
OMG ITS JUST A GAME. WE'RE EVEN WINNING. MY CHOICES COULDN'T EVER POSSIBLY BE BAD, AND THE FIRST TIME I GET TWO KILLS IM GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF THE GAME GLOATING ABOUT IT. DESPITE ME ENDING THE GAME WITH 200% MORE PERSONAL DEATHS THAN I'D OTHERWISE HAVE AND LETTING TEAMMATES I COULD HAVE PROTECTED DIE A WHOLE TON.
>that one hero that you can pick and have fun no matter how good or bad the game is going and no matter how bad your team is and how good the enemy team is Who is it /hotsg/?
My wife is not a lesbian, she's bi at the very least. She has never explicitly stated she's not interested in men.
Adrian Baker
>Jimmy: "rest assured, I'm the man that's going to kill you some day" >spends the entirety of SC2 finding a way to save her and not kill her, even killing his friend and comrade for trying to kill her what did Jim mean by this?
Zachary Hernandez
had his eye on that xel'naga pussy
Gavin Garcia
the fact that there's a way to reverse the zergification through the macguffin xel'nagan artifact, and zeratul's missions that explain the extreme importance of kerrigan in stopping amon have something to do with it.
Ian Richardson
I want to stimdrone Fenix I want to see how busted this is
William Wood
I want to thrall earthquake into fenix lock-on ult
Daniel Davis
She hasn't show interest in men either. Regardless if she is Bi or not. Tracer is in a gay relationship. The closest male would be Winston, but he is pretty much out of the question.
Tyrande because people underestimate her all the time and its pretty rewarding to land your shit. Still I could I go do without some dpsfag bitching about healing because I am not babying him 24/7 despite keeping them up.
>I play my lane early game to soak. >I participate in team fights. >I keep an eye on the minimap. >I always try to do the objective. >I always stick with my team late game to avoid being ganked >I always try to avoid staggering and wait for respawns late game.
I do all of this, but in the end we always fall behind on exp and levels and we get completely outfragged every single game.
I lose what feels like 9 out of 10 games every time. What the fuck am I doing wrong. It's honestly fucking depressing. And it's clearly me who is the problem, because my friend stopped playing with me after losing 8 in a row and proceeded to win his next game while I once again proceeded to a 9th loss in a row.
Brightwing with a paperbag over her head because she ugly.
Kevin Roberts
Impact You lack impact Participating and not being dead weight isn't enough usually, you need to do your part to sway the game in your favor. Do something different.
Brayden Taylor
I thought genji had a thing for mercy
Robert Wood
how about drugged out hobo brightwing
Owen Edwards
Like what? I click on enemies. I use abilities. I try to kill key targets like supports or carries.
The only hero I ever win consistently on is Nova. I lose with practically every other hero in the game.
Julian Cook
Mecha BW, Bumblebee BW, Netherwisp BW and Satan BW
Thomas Smith
fuck off bitch, no one cares about your literal who whore.
Gabriel Scott
Hitting someone with your ability isn't enough, it's WHEN you hit them, HOW you hit them, WHAT you hitting them then leads to. It's not possible to go through every situation where an action leads to impact, but imagine the scenario of 1) Hitting a full HP hero with your ult vs 2) Hitting the shrine minions with your ult which summons the Punisher that then leads to a fort taken and several hero kills.
Stop thinking with the scoreboard, the next step you need to take is finding those non-scoreboard value plays and start thinking outside the box. Get smart.
Isaac Myers
Reminds me of every Tyrande player ever >dude i hit my owls ive got 40 stacks >wtf team no damage i keep stuning them! >helllo?????? hit my trait targeT????????? nigger time your shit better turn the buttons you press into actual results don't just expect everyone to win for you with your useless ass poke damage and meaningless """"stacks"""" against a team with Lucio so all your poke means fuck all because it's erased instantly
I want a fluttershy brightwing because same VA and same voice she doesn't try hard to change it.
Daniel Rivera
why would garrosh allow her to live after knowing she poisoned cairne? perhaps he simply was ok with winning through cheating after all?
Brandon Jackson
because Magatha is a fucking bitch and if she wasted a slot in our precious game with her horrid presence i'd genuinely be mad.
Jaxson Gonzalez
If Fenix has a teal/green skin then HotS team is based If not, Samwise has failed us
same reason why Baine let her go after fucking up Thunderbluff, the Earthen Ring let her stay despite all the taurens getting triggered over her being there, Varian didn't whoop her ass after she ambushed them with elementals, the player saves her from the Twilight Hammer, and shaman players deliver the Doomstone right into her fucking hands in Legion.
WoW writers are fucking hacks.
Levi Cook
How do you anons choose what hero to buy when you have 5+ you are deciding between?
David Bailey
Which fits your current playstyle, which one if most fun to play, which one fills a hole in your current drafting roster, wtc.
I've had all the heroes since Rexxar came out at launch so I don't know how to answer that question
Luke Allen
>he doesn't own every hero
Kevin Evans
Will they ever fucking finish her story? She's got her fingers in like a dozen storylines but they never go anywhere. I just want her to die already.
Kayden Stewart
Thanks. It is adorable. And while I know nothing about the lore, it seems like an acceptable ship.
Grayson Sanchez
>Saurfang joins the Alliance in BFA Warcraft lore died long ago
>I just want her to die already. this, I can't believe we have her as our finale order hall champion instead of burning her at the stake like the cattle she is.
Gavin Ross
Just had 3 really close games in a row that I won. Never had this much a adrenaline from playing hots.
Henry Morales
i ACTUALLY REALLY DON'T LIKE THAT SKIN she's also pinkie pie. Beauty Pageant Brightwing!
Hey man, when the game works as intended, it really is amazing. It's shitty that most matches can't be that close due to the nature of random matchmaking and how ladder games work.
can't wait for the balance patch this week, baffling how they thought turning him into a poke mage is a good decision and hope they'll buff his AA/bruiser build when they gut this crash lightning bullshit
