/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

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>australians think they are being ddos'd
>they just live in australia

only 10,000 players and shrinking

I play tf2

How was your day /tf2g/ ?
I've been shitposting on Mach 5 among over 3 different boards for the past hour or two.

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yes on oce servers, guy comes on server and starts aimbotting, then informs everyone that if he is votekicked he will lag/crash the server, and actually follows through

shovel

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>he thinks hitscan takes skill

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nappy headed nigga comin' out the mothafuckin' mists

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>playing pub, soldier, direct shit
>pop pyro up in the air, follow up with an air shottis
>"ur not even good"
oh

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>direct hit
>hitscan weapon airshot
hi bad

meet any interesting people yet tf2g? I saw this interesting individual who refused to do anything but crouch walk.

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I alternate exclusively between this and the natascha because I haven't been able to get ahold of a nice stock minigun skin yet and I'm manic obsessive over strange weapons, which get costly for the heavy.

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mfw i frag

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How the fuck do I stop these voice messages on spawn?

activate a contract

I completed all my contracts. Now I can't get rid of Ms. Pauling's voice lines or the select a contract thing on the right side of the screen.

nah bitch you must have some contracts left if you are getting pauling to tell you to do missions. just do them bitch

I never did a single one

I have none left. I completed all Scream Fortress, Jungle Inferno, and Pyroland contracts.

heavy LICIOUS

Correction, I never did a single one because I never accepted one. I didn't even know where the menu for contracts was.

Oh.

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Any fellow cheaters here?
Least Wanted Australia is now partnered with Sprite!

The counter to W+M1 Pyros is becoming a S+M1 player

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>pressing s against pyro in his current state

s is slow and slow is bad

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while enjoyable to both watch and play defrag isn't quake

new all class wepaon idea: railgun
kills in one shot
25 bullets
hitscan
movement speed increased to 500% (same for everyone)

ok but what if the map is a series of corridors and choke points

I'm expecting Heavy to get some kind of artillery gun when his update rolls around. It'll fire in a single bullet in intervals, but each of these bullets do tremendous damage and have way less falloff damage over distances. It'll be the same basic concept as the Dragon Fury, you trade away the ease of use that you get out of the rapidly firing Minigun for something with hypothetically higher damage if you have better aiming skills.

then you play Soldier, Demo, or Heavy and straight up kill Pyro in those chokes.

>check backpack.tf
>a bunch of items just stop existing on January 26th 2016
What happened then?

are there any decent tf2 imageboard communities left or is it just redditors and anti-overwatch contrarians flocking in as valve continues to gentrify the game to be closer to every other modern FPS system with no charm where everything is on a conveyor belt and you chose a game mode/map, get put in the game, shit it out and win/lose and get your lovely ELO goyim.
>comp communities are dead
>casual communties are dead
>community server communities are dead
where to go now?

>that one dude every thread that has to bitch about where the "good" players are

>kill Pyro as Soldier
>'nice reflect'

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they are nowhere

tf.tv is pretty garbage too, the userpage is pretty much people like thole and feathers

How do I sell my shitty unusual for a small profit?

what hat

everyone is shit at this game but me!

A Glengarry Bonnet

What would be of the Family Business if was usable by all classes that can use the stock shotty?

what effect

i'll give u 4fef

Aces High. Some pajeet tried to scam me after I listed it

you cant get steam ids from market

i didn't say anything about "good" players i just wanna find a community of people who play tf2 for fun and fuck around instead of being jaded assholes 24/7

On classifieds, I mean

yeah you can

what's the ultimate pubstomp cancer loadout and cosmetics for a dmo?
sub zero suit, disco beat down reggaelator, festive australium sticky launcher, australium grenade launcher, frying pan

what would be an ideal third cosmetic for this

Dangeresque, Too?

>backstab someone
>they flick their random crits are fair and balanced bind instinctually

Why do i find tf2 so boring nowdays?
It's not like i am le epic pubstomping topscorer with double the 2nd scorers points and competitive doesn't really interest me
I just boot up tf2, play it for 10 to 20 minutes and just don't enjoy it at all
Even maps like upward or process i used to have an absolute ball on aren't really fun anymore
Why can't i get just enjoy a decent game of tf2 anymore?

what class?

I don't really main anything but i guess my favourite classes to play are scout, soldier and engineer

whenever i load up a pub it feels like i'm playing a team game alone
haven't seen anyone halfway experienced in ages

>weekend rolls around
>amount of red text in thread magnifies
:thinking:

it's not even about the skill it just feels so hollow now
I used to be able to have tonnes of fun middlescoring on upward and badwater maps two years ago
I can't remember the last time I saw anything wacky or zany or interesting, hell i can't even remember the last time i saw a friendly heavy
I want to move on to new games but none of the games i've tried have really captured the amount of fun I've had with tf2

no you can't, skid

pyro fix
>have to reload every 10 ammo
>airblasting now costs 10 ammo
balance???

t. retard too dumb to google

>reloading an entire propane tank every 10 ammo

Reverse all changes from Jungle Inferno -reserve shooter, there's your Pyro fix

real flamethrowers dont even last 5 seconds without "reloading" (being a change of the ignition source)

>retard that can't prove me wrong

Real flame throwers don't use a propane tank.

fucking /v/ invading the thread to bitch about pyros

Can you test my map?
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1292652635

no

I had a nightmare. Geel hacked my computer and sold my items on scrap.tf for low low prices. Then he changed all the thumbnails in my shitposting folder to his face.

Too big and open, sightlines reminishing fucking cp_orange and other shit community maps, point doesn't have interesting height differences nor well placed cover, outside has literally nothing going on for it

exactly why it shouldnt even last 5 seconds

was the ban wave then?

Hey guys, just came back to the game after several years and my favorite servers are dead. Anyone care to share their favorite community servers? Preferably ones that are active evenings EST.

What happened to TF2C total conversion mod?

do you want to play anything specific?
i mean a mode you cant find on valve servers

Well Saxton I made it, despite your directions

>no 5cp/koth community servers
there's clearly a demand for it so why are there none?

Post Scouts

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localized entirely within your kitchen?

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>when you're trying to sneak past pyros as spy
youtube.com/watch?v=j73TomvIvZI

>spy
>sneaking

You're essentially a shock trooper, you backstab and sap as much as you can before you die

stock fists
+25% damage bonus
+alt-fire: punch incurs knockback
+damage bonus applies to all unlockable melees as well
+even non-fist type weapons retain the alt-fire

would you use melee on heavy more often

>Secondary fire will throw a right-handed punch (no difference from left-handed punch).
why am i just learning about this now

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>Well b4nny i made it, despite your flank
>Ah, absolute memester Starkie! I hope you're ready for an unforgettable push!

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