Total War General - /twg/

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>FAQs and General Info
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>Thrones of Britannia Info
totalwar.com/blog/thrones-britannia-faq
totalwar.com/blog/britannia-welsh-kingdoms
Gwined Lets Play -- youtube.com/watch?v=rrRo281tO5Q&feature=youtu.be

>Warhammer 2 Info
totalwar.com/blog/tomb-kings-patch-notes

>Total War Three Kingdoms Info
youtube.com/watch?v=s4D42vMUSIM&feature=youtu.be

>Rome 2 info
totalwar.com/blog/desert-kingdoms-patch-notes

Old thread Screenshot sharing and campaignposting greatly encouraged!

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Rock the boat!

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G O B L I N S

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can we talk about total war arena in this general? im really enjoying it a lot, i love outsmarting retards and laugh good naturedly when i get played

sure but that game only makes me want to play the mainline games more especially with how retarded people are

>Can we talk about multiplayer

no

This game is going to give me a stroke, sick of the endless onslaught of death stacks. Don't even get me started on the 10000 agents.

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youtube.com/watch?v=g4tWrpJKjo0

>EPIC BEACH LANDING

what happened to total war ?

been beach landings in the games since rome 2, a youtubers title trying to get clicks means nothing

What mod?

Those unit cards are ugly as fuck. What the fuck are you doing?

damn 3k is shaping up

Radious

But radious is best mod

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>But radious is best mod

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Oh man radious how's it going my man?

Just standard Normie content creators.

Beyond just being obnoxious I don't think they're trying to claim that they're new. Just that the beach landing in this game, or in particular, in this video happens to be "epic".

Though he might claim that beach landings are new in the video. I wouldn't know anything about that because I wouldn't fucking watch a video with that title to begin with.

ELITE SPARTAN ARCHERS(mounted)

WAIFU

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>radious

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radious

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don't be a cuck man you can do better

Vampiress heroines looks better. Also, veiny tits.

o-ok

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Got to get my mounted whores somehow

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Does anyone know where I can get the lines the units say when you click on them or give them an order?

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pick your poison

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Delf is far superior.

I don't sorry

now I want to know for what reason they declared war on me

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Why does she have long pants under her skirt?

She feels cold under there.

your great-great-great father probably stole him a gold nugget or something

> tfw no dread lord gf

Got them
my.mixtape.moe/qqivny.ogg

CRUEL DREADLORD

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Sadly in-game model went with chestlet art rather than her official titty monster TT model.

LUMBAHFOOTS

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This thread now belongs to the Sons of Hashut.

Pay your tribute in slaves or leave.

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>amazons still not announced

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nah

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*kills half your puny waaagh singlehandedly*

What now?!

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disgusting

>mfw talking to a lorelet

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ded thread for a ded faction

Leaked screenshots from CA for an upcoming optimization patch.

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>mfw talking to a ET fanboy tabletoplet.

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Zharr Naggrund will rise again, and /twg/ with it.

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Reminds me that we are still missing pic related

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How are you guys dealing with /ourthinskinnedfaggot/ leaving?

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i'm so glad fucking legendofautism got BTFO

The angry Babylonian gnomes are so much more flavorful that the bland chaos warrior mini-me's.

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The K'daai Destroyer was infamous in TT for its ability to demolish absolutely everything it ran into. Of course, this was balanced by it being very easy to counter for players who knew what they were doing.

Grimgor destroying the Chorfs was ET only, and the rumours of his rebellion decimating the Chorfs are vastly overstated.

Did this solve your confusion?

>e-celeb
Cancer.

Holy shit that's hot. What is this from?

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Nah, they're both appealing in different ways, which is why FW included them both in their army list.

Infernal Guard are supposed to be an elite warrior cult, not representative of the general Chorf population. Also, I like how they're stylised as being more uniform and ascetic than Chaos Warriors, who usually wear heavily customized and mutated armor. It makes sense given that Chorfs provide most of the weaponry and armor used by the WoC.

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stop playing Rome or Med2

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my gf

Black Snake Moan.

It's a really cool and sad movie about an elderly religious man bonding with a sexually damaged young woman.

>>and the rumours of his rebellion decimating the Chorfs are vastly overstated
>this is what fire manlets actually believe

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>Samuel L. Jackson

Sure thing, pops.

Hopefully CA will just mix and match from both lists.

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>blacks orcs with weapon variations
Come to think of it, how come there's only one variant of black orcs for the Greenskins? Wouldn't the most intelligent and disciplined of the Greenskins understand that a shield might be useful?

They wanted Greenskins to have a wall of meatshields instead of elite armoured infantry which is half the reason they suck dick at the moment.

WHAT VILE FILTH STAND BEFORE ME ?

That always irked me with the Greenskins, black orcs feel kinda eh to use, even with Grimgor. They feel more like backline support you send in to finish things off instead of the massive frontline juggernauts they're supposed to be.

Why does he even feel the need to make a video about this?

>Some time later he wants to make total war videos again
>now he has to make a new video to explain himself to his fans or whatever

Hopefully the chaos siege giant can break walls

Playing TWW and reading some of the books has made me realize how retarded Chaos is, and how Fantasy and 40K would be markedly improved if it didn't exist at all in the setting.

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but nigga, we're talking motherfucking immortal demons with freaking lasers attached to their heads, who wouldn't like that

As an Empirefag, I think Chaos is an very important element to the setting. Some of the wank could have been removed though I guess.

Chaos is integral to almost everything about Warhammer.

*steals your franchise*

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based

Which ones have you read? I tried to get into the books after playing the first game but the writing is really bad.

WHO CALLS ?

Looks better than the game

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I mean at least with Shogun, Japan was the country of all the anime memes and what not.

But seriously, who the hell would be pathetic enough to even remotely care about china and it's history?

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really makes you think

someone post the greedy CA gobbo

based

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BASED.
/OURGUY/ BTFOS REDDIT SOYBOYS
youtube.com/watch?v=UtbxAZ9CoxI

G O B L I N S

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fuck off with that retard slag

REMOVE BLACK ORC remove black orc
you are worst greenskin. you are the goblin idiot you are the snotling smell. return to badlands. to our hobgoblin allies you may come our contry. you may live in the slave pit….ahahahaha ,grimgar we will never forgeve you. elgi rascal FUck but fuck asshole black orc stink greenskin grunkadunk..daemon stump massacre best day of my life. take a bath of dead orcs..ahahahahahOGRES WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget battle for daemon stump.dawi we kill the high king , ogres return to your precious mountains of moan….hahahahaha idiot orcs and goblins smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE BLACK ORCS FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. dawi zharr+norsca+chaos+hobgoblins=kill ogres…you will daemon stump again/ astragoth alive in Zharr Naggrund, astragoth summoning K'daai of Zharr Naggrund. fast magic astragoth zharr naggrund. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of astragoth… you are ppoor stink black orc… you live in a cave hahahaha, you live in a camp

astragoth alive numbr one #1 in Zharr Naggrund….fuck the karaz ankor,..FUCKk ashol greenskins no good i spit in the face of ur warboss and waagh. astragoth aliv and real strong wizard kill all the greenskin war boars with hashut magic now we the zharr naggrund rule .warboss of the cave runt grimgor fukc the gork and mork and lay spore this spore grow and greenskin grot wa;s born. stupid greenskin form the eggn give bak our slaves we will crush u lik a skull of slave. zharr naggrund greattst city

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Hey guys, has the DLC that combines the two warhammer become available for people who pirated the two games?

Can't wait to get 500 kills with my fully levelled up single model Lu Bu unit

*kills sales*

Fuck I hate legend.
What is he bitching about?
Sounds like he's feeling pretty entitled towards CA

As much as I appreciate your memecraft, I appreciate Ogres more.

Persians look like normal people not like faggots from 300.

no

E-CELEB DRAMA
E-CELEB DRAMA
E-CELEB DRAMA
E-CELEB DRAMA
E-CELEB DRAMA

GIVE HIM ATTENTION!!!!!

bitching about reddit making a thread of his video and assuming things without even watching it
he wanted to know why he doesn't get much responses from his CA contact and if he's been blacklisted, reddit assumed it was him being entilted about not getting early copies to play
he doesn't want to playsoymania, but feels he needs to, so he can keep up with other youtube channels making videos weeks before he gets a copy

cult of pleasure or naggarond?

Fair enough. Explain the soy meme in relation to thrones next. I've been absent for awhile.(Waiting for M A Y)

just look at the unit cards

LOOK AT THEM

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