/hsg/ - Hearthstone General

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Hi Veeky Forums, Zarya here! Thank you for all the preorders this expansion, your support means a lot to us. Without you we wouldn't have made it this far! We hope our newest installment in the Hearthstone Universe will not disappoint!

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are those... nipples?

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>Crane right now

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>Be control mage
>Play this on turn 1 versus Paladin
>Always win the game afterwards

LOL NICE 1/1 RETARDS XD

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i don't get it

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This is the last year of shitstone. Artifact will free you.

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>1 year left for me to enjoy Hearthstone

Farewell buddy, you may have some flaws, but you're still the most fun card game I ever played. I guess no king live forever.

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artifact still looks more shit to me, well see when it releases

>not free to play
Dead on arrival

Good snowflurry giant and spellstone synergy. 3 stars.

What a shitshow of a tournament
I can’t believe this game has gotten to this level

>not f2p
It's not getting Hearthstone's audience. An entry fee for a fucking digital card game is gonna have a hard time getting any significant audience.

what kind of broken hero power would you attach to this to make it not suck?

Deal damage equal to your overloaded crystals.

>he dusts his cards on rotation

you standardcucks are adorable

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Which one should i level to gold next?
strawpoll.me/15296443

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2 Mana - Deal Damage to ALL enemies equal to your overloaded crystals. Overload (2).
5 Damage board clear that also hits face the turn after you play it. 2 Damage board clears that also hit face every turn after that (+any other overload you get from cards to that damage as well).

>wild

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Deal 3 damage (lifesteal)

>hearthstone

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I don’t dust my cards
I don’t want to ever see barnes into y’shaarj into y’shaarj ever again

Leak?

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hey I know ryvius, he's the autist that jams Quest Rogue to high ranks and tweets his finishes

based

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ur anus

don't forget, you're here forever hearthcuck

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?

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now I want to preorder
how does he do it?

>he actually wants to play against Big Priest, Giantslock and Secret Paladin or murlocs with Murk Eye every game

why do you hate yourself, user?

he's in the grand finals of the Bangkok major rn, just lost to cubes

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>beating cubelock as control warrior

Is there a better feel?

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Oh, i see now

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beating Secret Mage as Quest Rogue

*ehehehehehe*

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Wow paladin is actually really fun to play, thanks guys

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No user, winning is fun.

>tfw 3 day ban for posting non-nude valeera last week

feels bad man

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Shitting on Cubecucks by turn four couldn't be easier.

doesn't make it any less fun shitting on cubelocks

>Be me
>Hate firecuck but watch omni/ for our guy kibler
>Match up busters
>big mage vs control sissy priest
>I'M SUPER HAPPY FINALLY BIG MAGE!!
>It's not based kibler's big greedy kazakus big mage
>It's shitlae vs some trash yuropoop
wtf, why is firebraaaap such a faggot redditor?!

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Imagine being a cuckold
>You work hard for a qt314 gf
>Then you ask, no, BEG another man to fuck her hard
>To fuck the qt314 wife your fought and worked for
Now imagine it is a card game...
Hence, standard cucks.

keep your fetishes in /pol/ drumpfkin

imagine actually enjoying slurping Anduin's cum when they Resurrect two Raggies on turn 4

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t. Retarded meat eater

Based Kripp tell it how it's!

youtube.com/watch?v=GfLyuqF0s1s

>Win anyways because you're playing chad aggro and you have high IQ instead of low gelding IQ of a standard cuck

>our guy kibler

>implying you can beat a Barnes Statue, Y'Shaarj, or Kang off Barnes as aggro, or even a double Horror start

How is he NOT out guy?

>redditor
>personal ben's cocksucker
>cocaine wage
>so boring that his /ourguy/ wife Natalie needs to edit like 99% of his video to cut moments when he's not speaking to make him look more confident

fuck off liar, natalia is a fucking alcoholic slut she dosn't deserve our guy glorious kibler.

I wonder if she makes him wear a chastity cage on stream

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>liar
You have to go back.

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Can someone explain why a game for 12 year olds is so hard?

Why do you think it's hard?

He has to keep up apparences, fuck you he's our guy you faggot firebat lover.

>priest was cancer

I greet you

Where to begin? Dungeon Run is literally impossible. Haven't even bothered completing KoFT mission because bored. Takes months as a free player to get any cards, mostly just packs of dust over and over again. Arena is bullshit. Blizzard already caught red-handed cheating against free players.

>Dungeon Run is literally impossible
lul

>Dungeon Run is literally impossible
Can't even use the "b-but I have no c-cards" excuse, you just suck.

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W*Ild subhumans , how does this make you feel?
You could have a completely homogenous community of middle ladder W*Ild players. A nice ladder with almost no netdecking, an all round good community. However because of the weakness of the w*Ild players all it would take to destroy this community is one STANDARD bull?
Just imagine, it’s a nice sunny Sunday afternoon, imagine the bustle of this 100% W*Ild ladder until suddenly a couple of STANARD bulls walk up. Priests would feel more attraction to these superior, strong bulls infinitely more than their pathetic W*Ild husbands. Every Priest would be begging, grovelling to be impregnated by these overlords, the new kings of the ladder who earned this position with nothing but their superior presence. And these bulls wouldn’t stop until every girl (male) was carrying their seed, the W*Ild Priest’s original friends would probably be neglected. Who the fuck would want to share 80g with these inferior friends?
The W*Ild players?? The W*Ild players would flee after realizing how futile their attempts at winning back their Priests attraction would be. They would flee to the China server where they will try to win over FAS looking ugly Jap girls (male) because they are the only things disgusting and lonely enough to accept them. Many would probably be rejected after the Chinese hear of their shameful and dishonorable display, even they probably would have killed themselves to avoid the shame.
Back home in the once nice town, every Priest will be raising their STANDARD collection and will be queuing up for their second or maybe even third preorder. They wont stop until they hit a job, because they know deep down that their purpose is to populate the world with superior STANDARD decks who will then move on to destroy other ladders. This is REAL colonization. You can’t take over a place without winning the attraction or respect of the players, that method will always collaps

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Control warrior can beat cubelock pretty easily unless they run rin. Which they don't.

he doesn't like it. what a surprise

>Who would win?
>A complex language system over one-thousand years old
>One starry b*y

>hope you get good treasures, good cards of the same category and shitty bosses
>it totally takes skill
skill doesn't mean that you have unlimited free time and try endlessly until you win in dungeon run.

>skill doesn't mean that you have unlimited free time and try endlessly until you win in dungeon run.
Indeed, skill means you won't have to.

>Which they don't.
Most cubelocks I've encountered do run rin or get it from stonehill defender

>Dungeon Run is literally impossible
What? I take this card back on 3 day dungeon run opening, 2 days before, i was drunk as fuck

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That is control lock. Cubes don't run stonehill or rin.

>Paying gives you better RNG
No shit?

i f2p btw

>I'm unable to beat dungeon run because I didnt give blizzard money

>See new Expansion
>See all this "Odd/Even Card" bullshit
>The entirety of the Odd cards sans Baku can be countered by playing the Darkness

just like it countered raza, that sure killed it right?

Same for Razakus and we saw how well it worked.

Oh I'm sure it's technically possible. I'm just not going to play it over 1,000 times.

I'm glad to read that. I preordered on 3 different accounts. Hope you get to eat next week.

>Countering 2 cards is the same as countering an entire deck concept
Additionally, Razakus just had to wait out 2 Candles, whereas this would have to wait out 3 before getting to play half its damn deck.
Obviously, it's not a hard-counter since it's 1 card of 30 in your deck and all that, but it's definitely a stronger counter than Darkness V. Raza. And you literally can't half-ass this Odd/Even shit since it requires you to have only Odd/Even in your Deck.

Raza and kazakus were the entire deck concept
So much that the deck became trash after raza nerf

I'm done with this game until priest is back to being a shitpile

>it literally can't be my fault I'm bad at this game

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>It can't be my fault I can't psychically affect RNG
Really? You can do tha- oh right, you pay money to do that.

>2 cards were the entire deck concept
You aren't wrong, but that's still 28 other cards you can play in the meantime. Whereas let's say this Odd deck shit takes off. Let's say half your Deck is Odd shit. That means half of your deck is literally useless until all 3 Candles are snuffed. And then you're dealing with a 4 Mana 20/20.
Sure, this is all conjecture and we won't know how well or poor it is until release, but Darkness is definitely a counter to the Odds one and is definitely a bigger counter than it was to Razakus.

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Don't ever insinuate here that this game requires any thought at all and that the /hsg/ shieldbearers don't play perfectly every turn- they're just unfavored by Brode for not shilling- else you will get Autistic Screeches. The game is still a scam to take your money even if it's more like a poker table than a slot machine though

reminder this card should still be 9 mana

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>Let's say half your Deck is Odd shit.
So 7 different odd only cards in the deck besides the legendary? That is a pretty big fucking assumption.