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The new quest, Pieces of Hate, will likely be released tomorrow

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Breathe.

Breathe in the air.

Don't be afraid to care.

>208793545
>The new quest, Pieces of Hate, will likely be released tomorrow
How will he manage to fuck this one up?

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same way all previous pirate quests are the most embarassingly unfunny, badly written pieces of shit in the game.

I thought it was scheduled for the last week of the month. My guess for how he's going to fuck it up is... Large portion (90%) of the quest is going to be some retarded claustrophobic naval battle shit which is just a poorly designed puzzle, which ends in a retarded boss fight. Also it will be a 5th age quest and won't have any repercussions at all. Sprinkle it all with absolute shit attempts at cheesy humour and we're done. Also you can't examine anything.

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I want to be excited for the quest because if you ignore the XD humour in some of the instalments of the series it's one of the few interesting storylines that hasn't been finished or turned to pure shit
I just hope he won't butcher Rabid Jack, the pirates and whatever little we know of Xau-Tak

>Also you can't examine anything.
Way to expect the worst possible result imaginable, dude.

So why has the staff of light spiked from 800k to 1.9m in a single month. Is it really just that 1 emote clue that requires it, or is there more to it?

>Is it really just that 1 emote clue that requires it
Obviously.

It was just the emote clue
In time it'll probably go back down

It's both for that use and speculation of the rise in value caused by that use. There's always a ponzi aspect to economic assets.

everything required for the emote clues spiked in price

10

>Also you can't examine anything.
NO PLEASE
I just replayed Dimension of Disaster and that quest is fucking GOAT. The amount of detail is amazing. All quests should be given that level of polish.

g'morning user

I don't like combat but I still play this game 10 hours a day.

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skilling is a valid way to have fun user
but you can spell skilling without killing

I dc'ed during my Telos streak and died.

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oh no

It is okay. You can just streak again. Surely you have the money for it.

rest in peace

>tfw the game's best solo boss content also has the worst (((mechanic))) in the entire game

>dc'ed
Why do people dc so much? Literally has never happened to me.

Happens to me at least once a day if I play a full 16 hours. Out of all the servers and connections involved with constant internet access, often across multiple countries, it's not unusual at all for something to fail momentarily. More often for some regions than others.

autismal fucks get owned once again lmao

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tfw dc'ing is a region locked excuse for dying
curse my pretty good but i wouldnt boast about it internet connection

I die because I'm just bad.
>TFW comp with phat and barely over 1000 total boss kills, including single digits of most important bosses
Hell I probably died 30 times this month at rots alone. Only one of which could be blamed on dc, the rest were pure stupidity.

i would be in a similar boat but i just avoid things that can kill me
>tfw still too scared to learn nex in my t90s

Duo nex is easy as heck.
Solo nex is sort of easy with onslaught.
It's okay to be scared. It's even okay to avoid things. But do know that it is fun, and always available for attempts somehow.

im sure i'll eventually seduce someone into duoing 10 kills with me for my assist points

Whoa that sounds dirty.

I want my first 99 to be defense. I'm an ironman btw.

I'm mining some iron right now so i can get 80 smithing through Iron Ingots I on the Artisan's Workshop. Better get this thing out of the way before training smithing becomes cancer through the smithing rework.

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b-but reworks are to make things better not worse
smithing rates should be the same and mining should be a smidge easier up to at least 50/59

>"but do know that it is fun"
>missmissmissmiss
>You can't reach that!
>You made Nex reach X HP but you can't kill the minion anyway because your last ability on her missed :^)
>Surge, character walks back to original position
>Both you and Nex get stuck in a corner
>40 vials of HOPE YOU BROUGHT NOTEPAPER

>trusting Fagex

Heck yeah, you know it. Challenge and annoyance is fun.

i admit that i am a bit of a hopeless romantic
but im just judging from the design document
..not sure if they specified what will happen to artisans workshop after the rework drops

Sounds like we have very differnet definitions of fun then

This post explains in one tidy sum why reckless is mandatory for Nex solos.

>Magister comes out
>Maniacal aura is mandatory unless you want to waste your time
>Boss is generally speaking just all-around awful
>Devs behind Menaphos insists that it's a perfectly fine boss, the prices of keys just has to stabilise a bit
>Months pass
>Phylacteries are buffed
>Dumb fuck Ramen tries to kill Magister on his personal account and realises how shitty it is
>Finally 'fixes' the boss being invulnerable for up to 10 seconds at a time if you phase him while he's stunned
>Reduces the need for BiS auras if you want as much as a chance of hitting the boss
Remind me again why Jagex still supports auras as a concept
They can't even be instantly bought through runecoins or anything else that instantly generates a profit for them

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The average player should have all the combat related auras they need by the time they max.

If auras were bought with runecoins, then everyone would be screaming 'JAMFLEX THIS IS PAY TO WIN" more than they already do.

The TH Trade chat doesn't have anything atm, anyone interested in trading my Emerald Golem Boots for Ruby Golem Gloves?

full magic'd already sorry user

premier membership gives you a bunch of loyalty points instantly, it's how ironmemes got jot on the day that mode came out.

where all the guthixian butterflys at

waiting for the next event
probably tomorrow

Either tomorrow or Monday in next week

A couple guides and forum posts suggest that you can level a fishing rod-o-matic from 1-10 in about 2 hours, which seems like complete bullshit to me. Is that assuming 99 fishing or something?

Neat

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>Is that assuming 99 fishing or something?
Probably. Whenever you see any efficiency guide it's always considering 99.

Hey guys, new player here!
I'm looking for a decent Ironman/Hardcore Ironman playthrough & let's play on Youtube, do you guys know any channels?

I've watched ChillRZ, Sujidivo and A Friend, but now i'm out of people to watch.

unironically ask on reddit

questogood HC ironman series

a friend.
fatnooblet.

He literally said he has watched a friend already you asshole

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>spanish
>tumblr

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he asked if I watched any channels, I mentioned them.

>spanish
top brainlet

>spanish
American education at work.

who here still jerks off to rs porn? been an addict since '03

no because they're all bad

I can't jerk off to non-existent porn

there's rs porn?

>03
What was there even back then? The earliest I can remember was after GWD came out which was in 2007

GWD2 finally provided artists with the material needed for me to actually wank it to RS.

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>finally provided artists with the material needed
and none of them delivered

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Nooblet and Alkan are your best bets.

>watching autists on jewtube

kys

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the solution is to make the game popular in Japan.

jagex would need to release a runescape gacha for that to happen

yeah they could make something like that
maybe chests, and you can pay to open them, and inside you find a few different prizes like xp lamps, skilling stuff, or cosmetics

TH sucks dick because it's mostly XP and skilling shit, and the cosmetics are obviously hit-or-miss. They should've had the maingame Runescape linked to RS: Chronicle somehow. Then there could be some feeling of getting rare cool shit besides outfits you'll never wear. I still don't know why they gave up on Chronicle so quickly. Fuck Jagex. Seriously.

>I still don't know why they gave up on Chronicle so quickly.
Because nobody was playing it. You would wait 15 minutes for a game.

runescape will never be popular in japan
there is literally nothing in runescape that appeals to japanese people aside from the upcoming mobile play

>I still don't know why they gave up on Chronicle so quickly.
Cause it was dogshit and nobody liked it?

call of duty tops sales charts in japan often on the first week of release.

those slant eyes also love pubg, titanfall 2 and fortnite so they're not allergic to western stuff, half the fucking posts of artists I follow is screenshots/videos of them playing those games, or pictures of food.

I was playing during their most recent update (over a year ago now) and there were plenty of people playing, and absolutely no wait times. I began to lose interest because they completely stopped updating and mostly went dead silent on the forums.

It's still one of my favorite ideas for a card game. I hope someone just steals the idea and makes their own game with it.

i liked it

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>9 hours
lmao

The only times I remember having no wait times was on the first 2 weeks of release, and whenever there was an update, for like 2 or 3 days.
After that it would go to 15+ minutes again. I fell asleep during the queue once.

Why is the black guy the most racist one in Lumbridge.

call of duty is a massive multiplat franchise
runescape is an unpopular obsolete dead mmo

I was replying to a post claiming that nothing in runescape appeals to the japs when they eat western shit for breakfast all the time. If it had big cartoony girls like Overwatch (and a japanese language option) it could be popular there, I know I saw some RS videos on niconico.

Adding to this
>call of duty is a massive multiplat franchise
With tons of money thrown at advertising and attracting new players.
Runescape have Facebook ads.

Well it certainly has titty monsters.

because the other western shit appeals to them
you even gave the overwatch example
runescape has nothing to attract them

Zanik is for ___.

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soul wars janitor

Bondage?

Killing

sacrificing to H.A.M. Members.

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Where's the destroy option?

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post doings

questings.

where are the collectible waifus though?

kbd reaper

no
NO
STOP OR HELL COME BACK

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