Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:
- Underage drinking - Self harm - Suicide and suicide attempts - Substance abuse (Any) - Waifu wars - Waifu bullying - user bullying - Heating water for your tea on the microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle) - Not doing your best to be the user your waifu would like - Staying up late
And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.
>this guy thinks i wouldn't laugh it off for a moment with her and immediately be back on her like magnets to a fridge you must think i am man who does not follow patrician taste
>- Suicide and suicide attempts >- Substance abuse (Any) >- Heating water for your tea on the microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle) Sometimes a cunt needs half a tin of milo/vodka
Guten morgen! I hope you're doing alright. So... let's get started, shall we?
The word of the thread is "Disaster"! Sometimes they happen by chance, other times they are brought by a series of poor decisions, or even just one mistake. But it's important to note that sometimes it's for the best. Life grows back lush on ash, after all.
Alternatives are "Aurora", "Cling", "Cold", "Pressure" and "Ember"!
Now, as you know... these words are merely suggestions. How you choose to use them is up to you! Poem, haiku, short story, anything. What really matters is you make something you're proud of and share it with us! We are always eager to see what you come up with.
As always, take care of yourself. Okay? Okay. Monika?
>Cheating on my doki If for whatever reason I cheated on my doki I'd hope they'd have an Othello-esque rage and smother me in my sleep.
Jaxson Rodriguez
imagine not getting your fucking ass kicked on a daily basis for being into that garbage
Cameron Young
>still giving (You)s to cuckbait Every time. It's almost like you guys actually love seeing these kind of posts here.
Christian Price
It's okay! I don't mind, I was going to clean the house anyway. Thanks for being so considerate and giving me some peace and quiet, last time was pretty bad for my beauty sleep, ehehe...
I don't agree with it and neither does Sayori. Literally chill yourself.
Brandon Jenkins
>memecenter Get out
Gavin Rogers
nigga the only reason sayori would say that is because she doesn't want you to abandon her
Leo Murphy
>Your Doki >Something from fantasy or a game you'd like to be real to try out in the real world
Sayori! I always wanted to know what health potions would taste like.
Carson Parker
>Natsuki >Any of the staff weapons in Terraria
Robert Walker
>Sayori >Time powers Hard to top
Jayden Butler
I'm not mad, I'm just happy you love me! Even if I'm not as beautiful as Yuri, at least you say you love me when it matters. I know if you don't want to touch me, what would anyone else do? Ehehe... You really are too kind to someone disgusting like me.
>Monika >Is it cheating to say the creation things from LBP?
Jason Bailey
>Your Doki Yuri >Something from fantasy or a game you'd like to be real to try out in the real world Save/load feature. Now that would be the shit. >what health potions would taste like Judging by the color, it's blood. Well, either that or grape juice. Maybe a mixture of both?
Charles Diaz
>Sayori >Being important and having people depend on me and value my actions
Justin Green
>wants to make others happy, especially you, her love >thinks that the open relationship will make you happier than if you were "restrained" to only be with her >lies and says it doesn't bother her so you won't feel guilty >dies on the inside, because she neglected her own happiness in favor of others You have to have an IQ of -1 to not understand this. Regardless, this is the last (You) you're getting from me. Don't spend it all in one place.
You think she'd have a higher sense of self esteem if user refuses to sleep with her and puts Yuri's pussy on his weekly schedule?
Mason Thomas
I don't know user. Thats why I wish I could try it out.
Logan Ward
>Monika >Actually having meaning and a mission to accomplish
Isaiah Sanders
>he doesn't make manual saves every five minutes Spotted someone who never modded Todd's games
Owen Thompson
Just imagine all the lewd stuff you could do with Yuri when Sayori isn't home. Just imagine it anons! Be more open minded
Gavin Rodriguez
Monika! Visual signs of self improvement!
Isaiah Collins
>defending the Kokoda trail with Sayori >preventing an incursion into Australia with Sayori >being ignored by MacArthur in favour of American troops in the Phillipines with Sayori
hey guys can you please help me out by posting cute dokis to boost my mood im the saddest ive been in weeks right now and it's for what's probably the stupidest fucking reason imaginable thanks
>208810630 if i see a single (You) on this post i'm doing a flip
Michael Gomez
Seems like you anons had the same idea. I guess that would probably be the best. Would you retain your memory, do you think? Or would you just suddenly warp to a certain point and know that a future you went back to a save? Puts a bit of a spin on it. Of course not! I value your actions, user(s)! Never give up! Remember that revealing a problem with your life is the first step to fixing it. There is no such thing as an ending, just a new beginning. This is a smart one, you could just travel dimensions until you find your Doki.
Wyatt Nelson
That is far from the worst thing I've dealt with during sex. Just laugh it off and assure her it's really no big deal. You wouldn't want your doki to feel bad over something so trivial. Beats getting pissed on by a longshot
Josiah Thomas
You do NOT cuck someone as pure and innocent as Sayori It's FORBODEN
You're the best Sayori, don't feel down. It's about what's inside, not cosmetics and you're fortunate enough to have both. There's nothing disgusting about you, everyone's their own worst critic. Everyone has flaws too but in your case disgusting is a horribly misplaced word. A relationship is something sacred and I'm really sorry you feel it can be boiled down to simple things like a contest of appearances.I know contemporary culture's made a mess of it and inserted a lot of pressure into it, but it doesn't have to be overblown and fairy-tale like either, I'd just really like a chance to spend time with you. Your willingness to confide and all this talk about rainclouds and not getting chances shows that deep down you still want to hope. I want to be the chance you deserve.
