/palg/ - Paladins General

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>Official pages
Website: paladins.com/
Forums: forums.paladins.com/
Server status: status.hirezstudios.com/

>FAQ, useful links etc.
pastebin.com/mx4LjKSz
pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if

>Patch notes (OB67.5)
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?72875

>Steam Store
store.steampowered.com/app/444090/

>Paladins Wiki
paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Wiki

>Tutorials made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
youtube.com/watch?v=qvmzT6CSvg8&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNyc6n9nhYujLyniK69nMFrB

>Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
youtube.com/watch?v=a8zkWCiKcbM&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNwUxmoNDngInm4DnaanoKS9

>Decks
paladinsdecks.com/

>Account statistics
masterpaladins.com
paladins.guru

>Paladins VIP
paladins.com/vip/

>Reveal Trailer (Add champ name here):
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>PTS (Play Test Server):
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?13102-Joining-Paladins-PTS-and-Contributing-to-Development-September-27th-2016

>PTS Steam Version:
steam://install/596350

>OP Template
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twitter.com/Michael_F/status/975408465421225984
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>I'm going to lose my Lian with pretty hair and goddess skin
>either go back to bland default Lian or use the shitty goddess hair

Fuck everything

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Second for Terminus wakes up every day wishing he actually actually nevermind, he can't wish for anything anymore, he's just an obedient slab of rock!

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Evie got a nice ass

>durr fuck the rewards!!!!
Can you kill yourself already?

I'm sorry for posting brainlet images mocking maevefriends. I see now that the true brainlets are the guys who support the removal of skin customization.

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>pretty hair
>white hair

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Hey, don't bully deadpan announcer-kun. He puts in a lot of effort to sound like all joy has vanished from his world

>muh skins

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>mocking maevefaggots is wrong
You're the real brainlet here.

Buy the Galactic Scion skin goyim

APGC30499A7F80228

The white hair and blue hairpin matches perfectly with her goddess outfit.
This doesn't match.

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>134/173
getting there
another festive spray ffs

Sorry caveman poster I clearly meant to bitch at Let me elaborate. If the rewards aren't important then there shouldn't BE any rewards. Why bother playing the game if skins, the literal only reward you can get besides the completely useless mastery, are useless? The entire economy of the game wouldn't be based around it if they viewed skins as such a low priority.
There is no reason why the """""""""""""""better"""""""""""""""" skins they plan to introduce can't jsut be locked by themselves. Lo-rez is only doing this because they're too lazy and retarded to fix their UI, so instead they're just flat out removing the parts they're too incompetent to deal with.

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>Artic Pip

I would rather have a spray.

>Why bother
You clearly don't enjoy the game if play only to get skins. You might as well be farming bots at that point. Just stop. Go play something """"""""""""better""""""""""""" that you enjoy playing

Another fucking emote for a champ I don't even care!

Reminder that im better than 95+% of you guys in here
t. Me

Post your guru.

>Waaah, play the game the way I want it to be played!
>If you don't like what they did to the skins system you can leave!
Yep ignore the actual fact that lo-rez is being total morons while excusing themselves for it, just adhom me until I stop giving (You)s because you'll never address the argument at hand. I never said I only played for skins but you gotta grab at whatever you can huh?
They didn't JUST unfuck their game only to fuck it up in another aspect, no totally not. Oh wait, you don't consider skins to be a meaningful part of the game where almost all of the unlockables and new content introduced is skins. Never mind.

>skinfaggots literally seething
based hirez

>Why bother playing the game if skins, the literal only reward you can get besides the completely useless mastery, are useless?

There's 11 posters in the thread, user. Not much to gloat over

Okay, don't play the game then. Fuck off with your autism.

When's the next melee champion? Hope it isn't a tank.

I'll rephrase it so your simple mind can understand. Why are you dismissing the rewards for the game while simultaneously dismissing anyone that actually WANTS to play for the rewards? I didn't paraphrase you in my last post just to shitpost, all you want to do is get a rise out of people while dismissing the problem at hand. You don't have an argument, and would rather farm (You)s than think that lo-rez is being stupid for the sake of being stupid.

i want a melee flank, zhin doesn't count

>on a shitty potato laptop there is no difference performance wise in the battery saver and performance option despite the performance being different on other games
what technical shit show is this

hirez magic.

melee support who's also really tanky

go away mopsy

>paladins.guru/profile/pc/mopsy/matches
Mopsy doesn't even play anymore

>git gud
>don't come back until you hit 5k ELO, kiddo

okay, now what?

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paladins.guru/profile/pc/armaa

Hopefully never, melee is cancer.

Contemplate what you could have done with 1500 matches worth of time in this shit game

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I hate maeve and maevefags but we need more of this, this is a good use for maeve

that didn't need to exist

having fun

>tits

>tits

5/10, would be 9 if perflat

Shitpost on /palg/.

Maeve showing off her lewd body!

>feet out of view
why

w-we need meave in stirrup socks or legwarmers showing off her feet

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>posting the inferior version

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Agree, this is the best looks on Lian.

>208817324
>208817503
>unironically liking feet
Footfaggotry is its own special mental illness

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Best looking Lian is pirate Lian
t. time traveler

More Maeve is a good thing sweetie.

I do like getting a high score.

Due to the nature of itty-bitties, imgur.com/PiDTTCt

based, would give 11/10 if I could.

i give this a 100

That actually looks good, I don't what they were thinking with that stupid helmet.

>visible nips
Why you gotta make it better than the tits version? Literally a-cups on her and these boy-lovers gotta complain. Ess em H

Is there any way to leave a match in a way that it doesn't put you back when you restart the game?

>filter the word Maeve
it's
it's beautiful

If you aren't going to respect the way the character is supposed to look like, why draw it?

>maeve is flat
factually incorrect
>drawing characters even slightly out of proportion
welcome to fanart

God bless you.
t. user who asked for micro bikini Maeve

Might as well fucking name it meave general at this point.

Zhin talent!

reminder that if you want easy competitive wins, seris is literally freelo right now

Has she ever not been?

CAT EAR HEADPHONES WERE LITERALLY ALL I WANTED
Not that it even matters now since they're killing customization so I can't even use the normal cat ears on everything.

how so?

seris benefits the most from card changes because she's unkillable and she hits max CDR on her heal, with void abides being insanely strong

whenever jenos is better

>maeve isn't flat

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>all the maeve whining made people post maeve even more
realy makes u think

Everybody loves the flat cat even the haters.

Maeve is the most important character in Paladins.

>half the posts about her are faggots wanting to fuck her feet or other complete degeneracy
>the other half are people who are fucking sick of hearing about maeve
>"realy makes u think"
This is the fucking worst. All we need now is a bug chaser saying they play exclusively maeve or ying saying they have HIV and we'll literally be as bad as /owg/

drawanon make a blog already

You can waifu post but only if it's about Ash's giant futa cock.

>queue for siege for the crystals
>wait 5 minutes in queue because dead game
>it finally pops
>kinessa and strix instalocked on my team
>enemy team is a 5 stack of masters using meme builds
>lose horribly
>queue again
>repeat 5 times

fun

What about the other women's giant futa cocks?

*RAISES PAW*

I WANT DRAWFAG TO DRAW THE DRAWFAG IN A LEWD COSTUME

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>bad dragon just coming across the butt
What did Raynday mean by this?

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Nope only Ash's cock, the others are pitiful in comparison.

Hirez needs to make Futa Ash canon.
Which other hero shooter has an intersex character?

because Ash toootally isn't compensating for her small dick by carrying a giant weapon, walking around in giant armor and being edgy as shit

>not being a pink princess means you have a dick
What a fucking moron you are

hurrrrr my cannon bigger :DDDDD

. . . and SMITE!

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Don't mock the size of Ash's cannon or she will make you feel it's power.

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twitter.com/Michael_F/status/975408465421225984

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This is some nice art. Wish paladins be like this.

Next legendary VIP skin will cost 120k since they see that people are okay with paying 80k for epics

Tell me /palg/

What is the point of playing this game when half the champions I enjoy playing are underpowered and no matter what I do when playing them, someone who just picks vivian and holds m1 for 10 minutes will deal more damage and win?

So is Kinessa willing to kill children?

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>400 dps

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yes
>half the cast underpowered
git gud

>complaining about Vivia
Way to out yourself as a shitter.

>hurrr look at me im retarded
that's not an answer

you did ask a retarded question after all. :)

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if you were talking about talus you'd have a valid complaint

vivian gets dumpstered by every single other damage dealer

very nice thank you