/2hug/ - Touhou General - #132

Happy Birthday Zun-sama! edition
Previous thread >What is this game?
Touhou is a bullet hell series made by ZUN where cute girls have tea and snacks with other cute girls.

>I have questions!
pastebin.com/PMpRnhmb (Includes FAQ, netplay guide, 1cc charts and more)

>Where can I get the games?
moriyashrine.org/ (For separate game downloading)
nyaa.si/view/979648 (All in one pack)

>Touhou 16 and 15.5 on steam! Please support the official release.
en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Purchasing_Guide

>Introduction and tips for new players~
moriyashrine.org/intro-to-touhou/

>Download and apply Vpatch for reduced lag, MoF MarisaB glitch fix, extremely high FPS fix and Windowed screen adjustment (Search ‘vpatch tutorial’ on youtube if you have problems installing it)
en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Game_Tools_and_Modifications#Vsync_Patches

>Fangames pastebin (Contains a fixed version of FMW2 without the game-breaking bug)
pastebin.com/Jc2e0wLm

>/2hug/ Highscore Spreadsheet! (If you want to submit a score, use the term 'score' somewhere in your post)
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Bl1ZiZUqNdbP2OK_W7q6xG6A6FIG78LPfJQrouu6ol4/edit#gid=1978990074

Chug! Chug! Chug!

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multiplayerpiano.com//2hug/
m.youtube.com/watch?v=_61o7i4vluA
en.touhouwiki.net/index.php?title=Alternative_Facts_in_Eastern_Utopia/Article_and_Interview/Three_Tengu&mobileaction=toggle_view_desktop
dynasty-scans.com/chapters/beautiful_and_elegant_girls_night_out
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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Since Jesus apparently exists in the Touhou universe. Who do you think he would get along with if he traveled to Gensokyo?

Silly user, everyone knows he's the Hakurei God.

literally everyone but Sakuya, who is an atheist.

>literally everyone

Eh. I know Jesus is a forgiving guy. But i think he would have some problems with at least a few of the characters.

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It's not ZUN's birthday anymore you fucking laggard-clock Westerners. If you didn't celebrate it yesterday then it's too late, you failed!

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Seiga and Seija are the only truly evil 2hus.

i fell in love with shion help

I mean theres nothing inherently wrong with her shes not evil she just does a little [gommunism] and you can get past her personality

How about Tenko?

After finally playing the floating fighting games, I can finally say that the nips were right for once, she's fucking great and deserves 3rd spot on the poll

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Sorry for the late response. Well I like her because she's cute, I mean look at her right here!
But there's more to it than that, her theme and stage song are both pretty good, though I like the stage song better. She can control any insect or even a entire legion of them which is really cool outside of danmaku and has a lot of practical uses both outside and inside of combat.

She also seems like a very knowledgeable person and kind too if you respect her, I'd love to have a conversation about the various insects species in Gensokyo with her and get to know her better.

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Seiga never killed anyone

>She also seems like a very knowledgeable person and kind too if you respect her

I wonder if that's true. She is one of those youkai that does attack humans for fun/food. But she also has a friendliness rating of medium. You could probably talk her out of eating you pretty easily. Especially if you have a genuine fondness for insects, and some food with you.

Everyone get in here multiplayerpiano.com//2hug/

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Absolutely man, just gotta be respectful and nice to wriggle here and it'll be a fun time.

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fuck off.

Why even do this if you're just going to go afk and do nothing after 1 minute?

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NEED more people

I mean this could be a cool thing to do, we could create our own fucked up 2hu song as a collab and upload it for shits and giggles but you gotta be interactive man, I'd rather not join if you're just going to sit there and wait.

Once we have a full ensemble /2hug/ will make a full-on ZUN song

Yes one day, though we'll need some organization.

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TenshiAnon! You’re TenshiAnon, right?

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>tenshit

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>tenshit

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=_61o7i4vluA

>Tenshi

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Hey at least they weren't giving them firecrackers.

"gas the impure, race war now"

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>That motherfucker in the piano room playing all these pieces well

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*hug*

T-they keep bullying me ReimuAnon!

Such a good girl

>implying the moonbitches give a single shit about any rabbit

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I love Okuu so much that I want to impregnate her 7 times!

Who is Sagume? She stay at the Lunar Capital to make sure everyone evacuated to the Dream World.

Cute June and Shaun.

Only 7 times? Pathethic

I want to have TWENTY(20) Children with Yuuka!

I'm going to kill everyone in Gensokyo except for the fairies, and then use them to repopulate for every life lost!
ALL of them!

When people say "Lunarians" they usually mean the Watatsuki sisters.
Sagume is usually considered ok.

All Lunarians deserve death!

Most Lunarians deserve death!

Zero lunarians deserve death

Some lunarians deserve death

Abortions for all!

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all eggs deserve dropkicking!

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i don't get it

I want to think of raping Satori in front of her.

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It was Yukari that pick a fight with the Lunarians first. Yukari and Remilia were lucky Toyohime and Yorihime are kind enough to not kill them. Saying shit like ‘I want to conquer the moon’ in enemy’s territory can get you killed. The Watatsuki sisters did a great job as the Lunar Capital emissaries. In what way are they assholes?

this is adorable.

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What am I looking at?

I HATE /2hug/!

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I don't believe you.

pixiv tag. they added romaji sometime within the past few hours because it wasn't there earlier today.

That's because I lied! I LOVE /2hug/!

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>Momiji with ears

>Eh. I know Jesus is a forgiving guy
Jesus would sometimes beat the shit out of people, you know, other than that, he wouldn't have much of a problem with Sakuya, since God literally loves everybody regardless of beliefs, at least humans, not sure what his opinions are on youkai

Other white wolf tengus do have ears and since Momiji DOESN'T have ears then none of those is Momiji.

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What's wrong with that Suwako

She's disappointingly short.

I was just getting into the franchise and Marisa was one of the first characters I liked, but as I read the printworks a bit more and a lot of fan works I saw her being portrayed more and more as a kind of happy go lucky and impulsive character. While thats not entirely bad when I started reading up on Alice I liked her personality as well as the stability and calmness she has lot better. Like I said before Marisa is a cute 2hu, but seems really tiring to be around constantly.

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en.touhouwiki.net/index.php?title=Alternative_Facts_in_Eastern_Utopia/Article_and_Interview/Three_Tengu&mobileaction=toggle_view_desktop

:3

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For all your
YOUKAI EXTERMINATION,
TREASURE HUNTING,
ROMANTIC FULFILLMENT
and BLOODLINE PROSPERITY needs!

KIRISAME MAGIC SHOP

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dynasty-scans.com/chapters/beautiful_and_elegant_girls_night_out

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>BLOODLINE PROSPERITY
What did she mean by this? No, really.

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So that all of your descendants will have a prosperous life

No.

>not sure what his opinions are on youkai
Well. God did create the earth, that would logically then also include Youkai. If he made them to do bad shit, then i'm not sure Jesus would hold that against them.

H-here
B-buy a nicer hat

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>a stack of ones

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Fuck, I give up.

Jesus is not a pacifist like most people thought he was. Threaten to kill every that don't accept him in his Second Coming is pretty strict of him. Not to mention he whip people because they dirty God's Sacred Temple.

>a stack of twos

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I give up

Prepare for Trouble

Congratulations! It's a girl!

A stack of awooo~s

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One of these things is not like the other...

Shinmy can stay. She’s a cool girl.

Kaguya is the only cute lunarian.

Sagume exists

That is true, but what are you trying to say with that?

Sagume is cuter

Cuter than Kaguya?

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The cutest

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Seija's mom is a qt

Marriage

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How is the later part of Hard UFO Stage 5 even fair?

git gud

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Lunarians all have the hottest eyes, most artwork of them with good eyes just gives me a boner

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rape__________

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Welcome back

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I am going to FUCK a moonbitch.

You dodge it or die, that's pretty fair.