Overwatch General - /owg/

girlDog
girlDog

Comfy gamer gurl edition

Latest PC patch notes
playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc

Overwatch dev tracker
overstalk.io

Hero tips, tricks, and basics
pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

Hero item checklists for all events
js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/

Source / Quake mouse sensitivity converter
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

Personal stats / leader boards
overbuff.com
masteroverwatch.com/

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I want to nut HARD in Symmetra's cervix!!!

hairygrape
hairygrape

Need ideas, /owg/, on how to make this game atrociously unbearable for anyone playing with me. I fully intend to drive away Blizzard business. Give me every one.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

please pay attention to me im disabled!

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TreeEater
TreeEater

go outside.

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TechHater
TechHater

They're actually giving good advice honestly. You need to play around people like that and they're saying exactly how to do that.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Which one do you prefer?
Soldier daddy or golden boy?

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farquit
farquit

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RumChicken
RumChicken

Why the fuck does she get so mad at Gabe's bullshit but Jack has learned to brush it off completely?
Why the fuck does she put up with all of Jack's shit? Especially now?

She has a family and two love interests already that have nothing to do with those two. Jesus christ, why does she do it?

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Guilt for all the lives she's taken and survivor's guilt.

FastChef
FastChef

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Supergrass
Supergrass

symm on payload?

Spamalot
Spamalot

gengu

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RavySnake
RavySnake

This could be us but you playin

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iluvmen
iluvmen

is cute!

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hairygrape
hairygrape

I use classic 76

TechHater
TechHater

Guilt for all the lives she's taken and survivor's guilt.

Yeah, probably guilt is why she does it now Guilty over the fact that her disappearing on Jack and Gabe may have led to them blowing each other up because they lost their only buffer

But that doesn't explain why she put up with it when she was in Overwatch. Why didn't she just quit?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

You've lost 29 games in a row and d/c from the last. You've already got it figured out.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Anyone got link to the LA Gladiators apology thing?

TechHater
TechHater

both plz

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I love my smug wife!

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Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Negative. I fully intend to hurt Blizzard's player base now. I'm on a mission.

SniperGod
SniperGod

waifuposters and fanficfags need to be gassed

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hairygrape
hairygrape

Autistic players drawn to autistic hero

happy_sad
happy_sad

Glad you left me out of the list. You know quality when you see it. Can't wait for R76 to become canon and salvage this trash heap general.

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

fully intend to hurt Blizzard's player base now
lol why they didn't do anything to you

she was in the game too long to quit, even when the opportunity was handed to her via a golden bullet from widow.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I want to FUCK Ana.

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Methshot
Methshot

have something resembling a proper team fight in qp
"lol just like owl xD"

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Emberfire
Emberfire

lol why they didn't do anything to you
They should have fix'd matchmaking.

Lunatick
Lunatick

No, we lost because he didn't do anything. Only shield gens as defenders and as an attacker he was placing turrets in spawn. He's fucking legitimately retarded.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

mommy!

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

you'll never be the boytoy of an egyptian bimbo

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Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Jack draped handsomely around Gabe's shoulders
god i wish that were me

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

but he said he'd switch if he failed

Emberburn
Emberburn

He must've not failed then

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SniperWish
SniperWish

There's three skins that I really want but I only have 2k gold. Help.

JunkTop
JunkTop

its a game where no one picks supports and the one person on the team with over 6 billion hours with any supports decides to go a hero they have 2 hours with
I can't really tell if people are legit retarded, or simply like losing games out of sheer ignorance and a refusal to play to their strengths.There's always that one faggot who wants to autolock genji/hanzo/widow/torb/symm when they're not needed and completely shit the bed.

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TurtleCat
TurtleCat

how do i numb this pain bros

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

You're worse than ACfag.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Yeah he switched at the end of the game to fuck with us

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

What character do you play when you get tilted to cool down?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Torb

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Emberfire
Emberfire

lose game as quickly as possible because of lack of teamwork
lose game after your anchor teammate decides the game has gone on for too long and gives up
These are the only two games I'm allowed to have in this game anymore, and I have no idea why I should bother even playing this game anymore.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Do what I do and make it so painful you drive away business.

FastChef
FastChef

Please delete this image! -Blizzard

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Please delete this image, it's the sign of a true faggot to frogpost in 2018 - Everyone that isn't a gigantic vore-loving faggot

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Yeah you're really gonna bring the establishment down buddy.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Found his steam account. He has 4000 hours on CSGO but is a Symmetra main in OW.

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Emberburn
Emberburn

1 more day

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

'til revolution

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I keep making it sound fun and more and more people will do it. A lot of people think Blizzard deserves a little mud on its face.
Or is that what you're worried about? People might actually start treating Blizzard like it deserves?

likme
likme

Post more Brigitte!

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

account reaches nearly GM
start getting 3200 SR diamonds in my matches
no tanks
torb/symm/hanzo mains everywhere
people speak in cyrillic and afk

forced 50% is not real

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

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Booteefool
Booteefool

Terrified

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Emberburn
Emberburn

You should be. Because every day there's more and more people pissed off about their approach to match making and policing up their community.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I'd nut in her so much.

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

comp is garbage and full of trolls. i only play QP and FFA, only modes where i can actually enjoy the game.
also give talon tank

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

people aren't allowed to play heroes they don't have a history with

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

till people lose interest

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I play QP a lot and I only get fucking people who doesn't want to win the game. Meanwhile the enemy team is a 6man comprised of 3k players who actually play the game as a team.

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Emberburn
Emberburn

Yeah, if they want to play competitive, they should play the heroes they've spent over 4 weeks of their lives playing.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Genji has had ENOUGH

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WebTool
WebTool

I'm going to nut on gremlin dva.

Snarelure
Snarelure

What is the story behind these cosplayers at medieval times?

DeathDog
DeathDog

Real Bloo hours

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

heroes of the storm promotional event

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

not bloo enough

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Bidwell
Bidwell

Does no one in quick play ever select healers?

askme
askme

I see lots of Moira who get salty about losing and brag about having four welfare medals.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

just wait

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Skullbone
Skullbone

You are an enlightened individual
Forced 50 will always be there no matter the mode you try unless you go full custom, honey

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

not in comp till may, might as well not even be in game

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

It's ok to be White.

Evilember
Evilember

yeah because comp is the most fun mode ever right?

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MPmaster
MPmaster

kek

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

xQc posts a "racially disparaging emote"
Gets fined 4k, and is suspended for 4 games causing his team to drop him.

Sinatraa posts a "racially disparaging emote"
Recives a formal warning

I really like this consistency. The players union can't come soon enough.

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

implying it was xQc's first offense

takes2long
takes2long

implying Blizzard will let a player union roll around

Methshot
Methshot

on the bright side low rank comp at least doesn't have a fucking widow being worthless in your team every fucking single match, unlike qp
I hardly ever see widows in comp in gold and below

Emberburn
Emberburn

I don't play comp to have fun. I play comp to make others feel miserable.

Evilember
Evilember

So they get to do whatever punishment they want as long as if it's not the first offense? What's the limit? The players have no rights at all.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

His team dropped him because it was something every week and he was suspended more than he wasn't with no signs of learning from mistakes or not being a huge autistic loser.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

He didn't receive a warning and we haven't seen the code of conduct yet.
This was just Blizzard strongarming sinatraa into deleting this fucking pepe

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idontknow
idontknow

What mistake? Posting an emote? He was being "managed out" the door.
After the Muma stuff he was being really careful, he started pausing before he commented on other league players and inputted on a controversy.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Sinatraa posts a "racially disparaging emote"
Sinatraa posted a pepe not a racially disparaging emote

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Being autistic.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Nope, the OWL now officially views Pepe as a racially disparaging emote. You are no longer allowed to bring Pepe signs to the OWL.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

projecting

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I think it's hilarious frogposters are such monumental fuckups they can't even post their reddit frogs without people thinking they're nazis.

massdebater
massdebater

Goodnight everyone

Your new shield is only 36 or so hours away

Techpill
Techpill

you people are just as bad as the tabloid magazines in the supermarket.

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BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

calling literal autistic person xqc autistic is projecting
Let me know if he ever throws out his piss bottles. Or better yet, don't.

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viagrandad
viagrandad

No, he's right.
Nate Nanzer, the owl commissioner, did lead him astray.
xQc received the punishment email live on stream on the same day as he was asked to appeal it over a meeting at Blizzard Arena.
He also got internally suspended by Blizzard from practicing for a week.

When Nate was confronted about these two issues on a podcast he said xQc refused to appeal and there was no internal punishment.

Even though Slasher leaked that xQc was being punished internally and xQc himself showed live how he didn't have the chance to appeal it.

5mileys
5mileys

Forgot mah pic

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SniperWish
SniperWish

kek

More like Blizzard is pathetic for getting angry about frogs that every streamer and pro player posts.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

That was the point of Nazi pepe though, it was to stop people outside of Veeky Forums from using it.

Before that, they tried "poopoo peepee" to associate pepe with disturbing images but it wasn't as effective.

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

New Lena!

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Evilember
Evilember

EU matchmaking
Get two GMs on my team
They can't play their heroes even though it's their mains
Have to accumulate 60 elims to win
The only good player was the lowest ranked (700 SR less) on our team playing Zenyatta and sharing strats

Is NA better? I can't deal with EU people anymore.

Flameblow
Flameblow

theres an entire subreddit for this, it's so fucking autistic

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Same goes for the OK sign
I fucking love these social viruses that keep spreading.

Bidwell
Bidwell

He also got internally suspended by Blizzard from practicing for a week.
This is a joke right? Why would Blizzard have the power to stop team members from practicing? Isn't that something for the team to decide?

Snarelure
Snarelure

I want widowmaker to FUCK me

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Burnblaze
Burnblaze

If you looked at her lower body exclusively, it would be easy to mistake her for a man

eGremlin
eGremlin

There was some thread about this yesterday.
Before OWL began, Blizzard "let go" a lot of employees. Said employees would conveniently join all OWL teams the same day as advisors, management etc etc.

Blizzard is trying to pull a RIOT where they train all employees even if you are not directly employed.
youtube.com/watch?v=pzfsiegiBTA
Skip to 28 mins.

Lunatick
Lunatick

it was to stop people outside of Veeky Forums from using it.
Yeah good job with that one you fucking idiots.

RumChicken
RumChicken

You like other sites using Veeky Forums meme? What are you saying here?

eGremlin
eGremlin

You're asking how a company who is getting away with running a ponzi has the power to nudge team owners into suspending their players in secret?

Playboyize
Playboyize

That chanology muh sekrit club shit never flew with me.

happy_sad
happy_sad

What place do you live where men walk around in skin tight black leggings?

TreeEater
TreeEater

What shits me is the team owners and coaches are too much of a spineless coward to stand up against this. They just paid 20 fucking millions dollars to own a team and they're bowing down to blizzards every order like they have no leverage at all.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

They just paid 20 fucking millions dollars
Not all of them :^)

girlDog
girlDog

climb my way to 2600 and get a 65% win rate
get knocked all the way back down to 2100 in a consisten losing streak from throwers and shitters and get a 50% win streak
repeat
forced 50 is real

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

That secrecy wasn't the issue, it was:
Veeky Forums creates a meme
Reddit steals it
Turns it to shit
Now it's to cringy to use on Veeky Forums
It happened to rage comics, trollface, advice animals ect... But they weren't going to allow it to happen to Pepe.
Did you by chance join this site after 2012?

Methnerd
Methnerd

They better not take our Jeffs

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TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Those were all shit that ran their course. The only "problem" was people constantly reposting dead memes. I see sadfrog the same as I would if someone tried asking me if I "kno de wey."

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Then invent a new meme or shut up?
You can always fuck off to 2ch

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SniperWish
SniperWish

How about the meme where you're not autistic enough you need to repost the same thing over and over in place of social skills.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Is this going to be another support I'm going to have to peel for?

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TreeEater
TreeEater

sorry but you're just bad senpai.
whenever I play against low gold players it's like playing against bots and i'm only a mid plat

WebTool
WebTool

This is AN IMAGEBOARD

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Lunatick
Lunatick

Anonymous imageboard
Social skills
What the fuck are you actually on about? Do you even belong here or are you a cross siter who just comes to Veeky Forums?

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MPmaster
MPmaster

everyone steals memes from Veeky Forums its been happening at an alarming rate since the rickroll

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Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

frog poster
dumb post lacking any logic
clockwork

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

we stole from something awful and other forums.
we also stole apu recently

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massdebater
massdebater

Do you?

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Firespawn
Firespawn

Does saberyokel use 50% render scale?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

How do you guys play well consistently? Sometimes I have matches where I get 3 to 4 golds and other times I get demeched so often and so fast and get only bronze and silver medals with like half the elims I'd be having in a good game. It's frustrating as hell when I do terribly and know I could have done better.

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Stop being a waifufag, for one.

viagrandad
viagrandad

waifushitter
muh medals

Evilember
Evilember

Explain how I get up to 65% win rate then?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

sweet!

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

How about actual tips this time?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

That was an actual tip.

Evilember
Evilember

It's not under your control. You're going to get fucked over plenty.

w8t4u
w8t4u

I have a tip for you right here, cutie
*unzips dick*

massdebater
massdebater

Is it you or your team or the enemy team?

Consistency is hard with the possibility of having 5 downies on your team.

Also whenever your team stomps the other team it can be hard to do well just because of people doing their job for once.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

muh tips, muh advice, muh elo hell
people asking for tips sound like crack fiends. always looking for the next little tip, that next high of unknown knowledge to help them improve the game.

the truth is tips will never take you there. tips are a gimmick, a lie. they make you think youre better but youre not. if you want improvement its like anything else in life: you need time, practice, and dedication. if you're not playing enough, you wont improve. and you need to be playing to improve, not just mindlessly running around. EVERY action you do, you need to ask yourself "why am i doing this, and is there something more important i should be doing". And likewise, every death you need to analyze WHY you died and what you could have done differently. The easiest way to do this is actually record your games and rewatch them

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Illusionz
Illusionz

Thanks senpai that's actually useful advice. I do look at the killcams to see if I did anything wrong that got me killed.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Tell me about your headcanon power fantasies, /owg/.

5mileys
5mileys

Speak American

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

That isn't even advice. That's what you should be doing from the get-go instead of asking this late.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Is there a list of OWL players and their alt/smurf accounts?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Going camping with Ana!

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New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I want to play TheHunter with Ana.

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Nojokur
Nojokur

Play a better game.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Anybody from Aus having huge packet loss lately? A bud of mine started having issues last Friday and it's not nearly as bad in other games.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

You think her real life shooting skills would translate well into skill in that game? After all she is the best sniper in the world

askme
askme

Will Blizzard ever do anything to address the stale meta?

TechHater
TechHater

I've been having a shit ton of hit-reg problems.

FastChef
FastChef

Brigitte

girlDog
girlDog

When you analyze your deaths set up a tally board.

A Positioning death is dying when you're not with your team, got dived, overextended to spawn, in sniper LOS, cut off...
A Gamesense death is when you did not anticipate and react to an ult or flanker...
A Mechanically skill death is dying when landing reasonably landable hits on an enemy would have saved you and getting outplayed in a 1v1...
A Good death is dying after a favorable trade, to reposition, to die with your team to avoid stager...

You should find out whats causing most of your deaths and improve on that, and strive to make most of your deaths good deaths.

Another tip is to record games and review footage of the close games, as those will be the games where you could have won if you played differently.

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Firespawn
Firespawn

It's a hunting sim so you need to be very patient and wait for your shots so you can get a good placement. I think anyone with sniper training would find it easy if not relaxing.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Fuck no. I shot 40/40 in the military. But I'm only gold in this stupid game.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Well, they're claiming Brigitte will be the answer and meta-changing, but looking at their balance history I'm kinda sceptical.
It'd be nice to see her make deathball comps compete against dive, but I guess we'll have to wait and see.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Is the main tank the hardest carry?

Flameblow
Flameblow

She's not doing shit to dive. People are jumping on her like they did with Doomfist. Ironically, she gives dive a bit of a buff.

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haveahappyday
haveahappyday

No, flanker is. Or an aimbotting widow.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

when Blizzard cracks down on cheaters

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JunkTop
JunkTop

Nah, a good tank can definitely make a huge difference, but if his team doesn't back him up there's not much he can do.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I never said she'd counter dive, I said it's what blizz is doing to address dive. Them horribly failing shouldn't be news.

Bidwell
Bidwell

When will Blizzard go back to focus on the only important character?

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SniperWish
SniperWish

what about when i get fucked by a random headshot

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

When will we finally get the D.VA short where she's battling giant Omnics with her buddies

Emberburn
Emberburn

She "counters" dive as much as she supports dive. Although I'm sure she supports dive more than she counters

RumChicken
RumChicken

Everyone saying Jeph is a massive cuck, ruining key heroes that can stomp out Tracer/Genji dive
Others are saying Jeph is actually ignoring them, because new changes and new heroes are going to change the meta
Who is lying to us, /owg/?

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Skullbone
Skullbone

ana and soldier are the best Overwatch characters

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Does racism still exist in the Overwatch world?

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Zarya and Torbjorn are racist

Bidwell
Bidwell

They both are.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

i think the only thing shes going to do is make tighter formation teams stronger.
i like it tho the biggest problem i see is people spreading out all over the place.
shes gonna punish teams for splitting up and everyone including flankers are going to want in on that armour. no need to yell at everyone to group up just announce you have your ult.

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

shes built to support dive
her armor is intentionally designed to benefit low health characters more than high health ones because it doesnt scale with max hp
and incidentally makes zenyatta, dives engine, functionally immortal because its stacks underneath his natural shields
and on top of the armor being fairly useless on tank characters who are going to have constantly fluctuating health and arent naturally at risk of oneshots, she offers no mobility boon so shes not swappable for lucio in deathball because key standard tanks REQUIRE speed to not be dead weight an obviously she and lucio arent a compatible healing duo

hairygrape
hairygrape

Why do you think that?
She just needs to stay with key members and her heal has huge ass range.
Only reason to group up is her ult.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Brigitte instantly going to Doomfist
It makes sense, really. White women were made to be bred by Black men

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Methnerd
Methnerd

what is the object casting the shadow on her?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Doomfist's Arm

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

my dick

Playboyize
Playboyize

in what way is that image related to DF?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

wow, she's really into arms

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

he says when the closest thing to a success was a white girl that became darker skinned

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Depends
Was there a shield to hide behind, were you in LOS of the sniper. Then it's positioning.
Is the sniper getting these headshots in because your comp has no frontline or counters? Then its game sense for not picking the right hero or instructing your team too.
Was your head easy to predict in the kill cam or could you have used a skill or attack to escape death? Then it's a mechanical death.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Agree.

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FastChef
FastChef

Sombra is a bit too OP with her hack not having a cd unless you hack something. Most other heroes don't have this because they will always have some form of delay.

The problem is that the hack time has been decreased which now brings this problem. I honestly think she's fine as long they dont nerf her more

Illusionz
Illusionz

when will we get ANY animated short of anyone? have they stopped them?

RavySnake
RavySnake

Reinhardts Hammer

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Sorry

We're too busy dealing with toxicity so now we're unable to make another short. But we're even more busy counting the money we made goying OWL.

whereismyname
whereismyname

no, why would they stop? people love em.

askme
askme

P O L L T I M E

Have you improved? Has forced fiddy fucked you over? Did you gaze into the iris?

strawpoll.me/15309957
strawpoll.me/15309957
strawpoll.me/15309957

Continued from last thread!

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WebTool
WebTool

tfw it's been two years and zen hasn't gotten any new lore

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Illusionz
Illusionz

tfw I've stopped getting better simply because my aim never improves

I feel like my gamesense and positioning is as good as it will ever be but I have pretty bad aim. also im 28 so it will only get worse

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

It hurts user, it fucking hurts.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Implying it won't be a DVA short of slurping sounds as an Executive for MEKA is enjoying Hana under his chair
this is the only cinematic a whore like her deserves

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Methshot
Methshot

Same here desu
Gave up trying to improve a while ago, couldn't put the time investment in

TreeEater
TreeEater

not thongs

Flameblow
Flameblow

A thong can't hold the 4 egg vibrators inside her

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TalkBomber
TalkBomber

implying anything can hold 4 egg vibrators when they'd just drop out because of how big the gaping hole is

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

tfw 29 but still have decent aim on my peak days, it's just that my peak days are becoming more and more rare

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

dva_(overwatch)
ultra_fertile_womb
ovipositor
tanlines
bottomless
feet
-widowmaker_(overwatch)
-tracer_(overwatch)
-futanari
-multiple_boys
-1boy

tfw no results

Firespawn
Firespawn

not using extra large bandaid to seal in her shame as she orgasms every 3 minutes
Truly she has no shame

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FastChef
FastChef

HANA SONG PLEASES OLD MEN FOR FREE

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

just read this one with ana and roadhog :)

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Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Had the worst aim when i was 22
can pull in consistent 45+% aim as 76 and McCree at 29 thanks to some game training and DPI tweaking
Only downside is i can't 360 in desperate search to find the Genji or Tracer crawling around my face like the roaches they are
I resort to sprinting/rolling out and hoping they try to dive me

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

wtf

cum2soon
cum2soon

29 aswell my aim is "ok" on some heroes like soldier i can get 50+ accuracy and end games with gold dmg and eliminations almost every time. Same with ana 70+ or zen 50+ acc. But with others like Tracer I coudnt save my fucking life I get average barely above of 30+. I not even gonna mention widow which is strange because my accuracy with hanzo is pretty good. fml

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

How old are we talking about?

massdebater
massdebater

Contenders Korea aka "it's basically APEX" featuring this koreaboo piece of shit starting in half an hour

I hope they still have all the weird shit that made APEX good

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Old men. Wizards need not apply.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Which Overwatch hero would make the best friend?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Tracer, Winston, Zen.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Zenyatta

Supergrass
Supergrass

Genji. But only because you can trick him to be your cocksleeve.

Techpill
Techpill

Zen, Lucio, Winston, Mei

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

D.VA, Lucio, Genji, Rein

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Doomfist because he's rich.

Supergrass
Supergrass

i know for a fact the karaoke sessions are still in

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

fucking based

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Illusionz
Illusionz

implying he doesn't trick you into being the cocksleeve

Nojokur
Nojokur

are there english casters?

idontknow
idontknow

Wolf and Achilios yes

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Symmetra, you only need to endure her atypical autism until one night, after half a beer, she lets loose and becomes a sexual goddess, squeezing every drop of manjuice out of you and offering supreme cuddling

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DeathDog
DeathDog

Why do they have a nu-males eating noodles on their website? Look at him, staring at it with his mouth open like a fucking soyboy. Pisses me off.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

He reminds you too much of yourself?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Have you played Hanzo's new game yet?

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

gottem haha!

cum2soon
cum2soon

Asian women love white men
But literally, just white
like, you could be the most uggo white dude, as long as your skin is white and your hair is light brown/blonde, you win
Thatbeingsaid, they're still very much like Papa Japan and want their men to be as beta or soy injected as possible

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Techpill
Techpill

thats hot user

Flameblow
Flameblow

I bet wolf doesn't spend his time posting buzzword filled rants on social media about cartoon frogs

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ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

twitch
.tv/overwatchcontenders

twitch
.tv/playoverwatch_kr

it's live

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Illusionz
Illusionz

I hate hanzo so much and the makeover will make him be in even more games.
At least SCATTAH will finally be gone.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Sombra and zen.

MPmaster
MPmaster

I want to cure her autism with my dick

massdebater
massdebater

Oh, you got me. I'm really mad now.

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Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

No matter what they'll do with Hanzo, people will always keep bitching about him, his meme status is irreversible.

SniperGod
SniperGod

eports

askme
askme

At least he will be less of a waste of space, but we all know he's gonna be totally busted after the makeover.
deals truckload of damage in competent hands
has reliable escape
has another damage ability on top that's more reliable than SCATTAH

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

what the fuck mics are they use for this broadcast holy shit

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

He's eating noodles as a joke. He became some meme after encourging people to eat noodles abroad on a tournament
I dont fucking know

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

welp.. time to go to japan and find love there

TreeEater
TreeEater

that reaper-like thing in the far left
what the fuck that's so unsettling

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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

is that hanzo with a chronal accelerator?
Tranzo confirmed?

farquit
farquit

Best Buy must have had a sale going on

StonedTime
StonedTime

This better be a puzzle game called Basic Geometry.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Tranzo
never write that again

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Tranzo
kek

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

This is the future of esports

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

make fun of someone
it must mean that you are jealous of them or they must remind you of them
fuck i hate the modern internet

Snarelure
Snarelure

korean overwatch fangirls

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RavySnake
RavySnake

dude i can't listen to this shit

Soft_member
Soft_member

there's a reason I linked the korean stream

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Get owned

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

mics sound like they are from the dollar store
some fucking obnoxious rap music playing loud as fuck over the top
crowd noises on max volume

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likme
likme

the 15 year olds
the low quality mics

Methshot
Methshot

cute...

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RavySnake
RavySnake

Let me guess: US of A and console?

Supergrass
Supergrass

try NA esports broadcasting

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

ugh guys i just did a google search and reinhardt is also the name of a decorated nazi general of the third panzer army.
what did blizz mean by this?

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Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

be on EU
join game
continuous loud Arabic hip hop through open mic

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BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Why are white men so insecure?

eGremlin
eGremlin

Are contenders games on live patch?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Yes

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King_Martha
King_Martha

That Reinhardt is an old German name.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Blizzard are racists, they're banning racist emotes to try and convince people they're not.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

what the fuck

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

heh if reinhardt married that guy his name would be reinhardt reinhardt

5mileys
5mileys

Post best boy

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

it's actaully neat seeing pro play with new sombra. I really want to see her on maps she's not goat on rather than just anubis B or volkskya A.

happy_sad
happy_sad

I don't have a picture of you :)

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

WHOS READY FOR THE NEXT CRUSADE MOTHER FUCKERS?

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

05
eat shit user

FastChef
FastChef

Post best tomboy

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

something strange is happening guys

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TalkBomber
TalkBomber

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RumChicken
RumChicken

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eGremlin
eGremlin

?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

/u/ get OUT

Booteefool
Booteefool

shouts allahu akhbar or something
crusade
really makes you think

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

old color scheme
live patch
all maps available
better timezone
kr contenders unironically better than owl

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whereismyname
whereismyname

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Inmate
Inmate

I want Junkrat’s thick cock

Soft_member
Soft_member

blizz filled with nazis
no pepes allowed
no trihards in chat
kek
please hide this i dont want reinhardt named Shieldorino and Angela Angelwing

Booteefool
Booteefool

What's the deal with Blizzard and trying to control every single aspect in and around the game? Have they always been this way? I don't know because this is my first Blizzard game.
Or are they just that afraid of sparking 'controversy', due to the nature of the internet of today?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

welcome to Blizzard post-Activision
it was bad but then it became REALLY bad

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

frog is a shit meme and should've died when katy perry posted it in 2014

WebTool
WebTool

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RumChicken
RumChicken

Not sure. I never played Blizz games before OW.
They just seem to be super SJW with OW and even more SJW with the OWL. I understand that they want to have a good image but it can work against them. Once you start banning pepe frogs as birthday pictures, you know you start going the wrong way.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Pol

farquit
farquit

Junkrat
Cock

Pick one.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

koreans already riding the sombra meta

farquit
farquit

Why are you obsessing over a joke?

RumChicken
RumChicken

"alla til mig" means "all to me"

if she was saying "allah to me" it sounds like shes calling him out rather than submitting to him and the word Islam means voluntary “Submission”

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RumChicken
RumChicken

orEEsa
meta aTEEna
SOWMbra

why do all the overwatch casters pronounce things so retardedly

likme
likme

it's almost physically impossible to prevent a hack coming if she sneaks up on you. fucking stupid tbqh.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Yet people bitch more about how they can't react to hack rather than getting one clipped by Tracers for the nth time since games release. Funny how people conveniently forget Blizzards pet heroes are in desperate need of nerfs whenever another hero becomes viable

Emberburn
Emberburn

pretty sure i can hear her saying "alluh" brah

Playboyize
Playboyize

If anyone needs reasons why "rly mks u ding xDD" faggots should kill themselves, there you go.

Nojokur
Nojokur

it's almost physically impossible to prevent a hack
what is tracer 1 clip
what is dragon blade
what is scatter
what is deflect hitbox

yet people moan about a buff which wrecks their poster heroes

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

watching genji get fucked by hack
korea overwatch was worth getting up for

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

He asked friend, not fuckbuddy

King_Martha
King_Martha

Sorry goy but Sombra and her 47% winrate post buff are genuinely more important than Dva and her 100% pickrate for 4 months now

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

he couldn't stop being a racist cunt even on his birthday... it's a miracle blizz didn't just cancel his contract

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

cool trollin bruh but she kind of squires for a crusader, is directly modeled after the diablo crusader and speaks swedish ya know?

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

HERO 28 BABEEEEEEEE

ITALIANO PRIMO HERO CONFIRMED

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

for real? sauce?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

not funny
keeps posting it

Firespawn
Firespawn

They better name him Pizza Pasta
punchout.wikia.com/wiki/Pizza_Pasta

sauce?
tomato

RavySnake
RavySnake

In the spaghett

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Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

that's how it should be though. starting a hack and then having it canceled because there's enough time for the guy to turn around and chip you just makes her useless.
she just shouldn't be able to scoop up the kill as easily, since that's tracer's niche (lmao)
they need to revert the changes to her gun and the last translocator buff. being a reliable debuffer is a fine spot for her I think

Booteefool
Booteefool

I really appreciate that Blizz actually puts some effort into getting non English languages right.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

i hope its an italian, then we can unite the axis powers.

StonedTime
StonedTime

I've been trying to get a potg with ana but I had no luck for now. Any tips ? Even stopping two ults is not enough.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Still missing Finland my friend :^)

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

2 FUCKIN swedes Blizz?
2 weaboos?
3 robots?
2 arabs?
4 gooks?

Yet no primo medditeranean boi after 2 years, s.m.h blizz

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haveahappyday
haveahappyday

this is beyond pathetic

blizzard actually employs people who monitor owl players' social media literally 24/7 for signs of thought crime
can't make this shit up

Methnerd
Methnerd

sombra meta incoming

pls no

Snarelure
Snarelure

the nerf to ult generation was too severe

Skullbone
Skullbone

doesn't matter what you do if someone else gets a duble kill or something it means nothing.

sleep ulting mcree
shoot down a pharah
in between that anti 2 people to block zen ult
potg goes to riptire getting a double

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

shut genji everyone hates you.

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Blizzard hires people to scour Twitter for pepe memes while they outsource all their art

You honestly couldn't make it up I agree

Pros already whined away the Sombra meta, there isn't going to be one, she'll be playable for a week for now maybe but she won't hit OWL like this

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

She's pretty much the hardest hero to get POTG for, her sleep dart doesn't count as a shutdown somehow. The only time I got an Ana POTG was when I nanoboosted a Rein who got a triple kill while I finished 2 other enemies off myself. You just gotta be lucky and hope the plays made by the others are underwhelming enough.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Where do you turn on this matrix meter for dva?

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

have you been watching contendies, sombra gets a ton of playtime. her ult charges slow enough. EMP is basically just used for a free kill on zen now.

Skullbone
Skullbone

wat
it's right there in your pic on the left

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Best ship coming thru, fags

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

yeah i'm asking how do i turn that on

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Comp
everyone trying to work together, voice comms etc.
except Hanzo
anyone even so much as mentions him he says they must be bad at the game
even when I complimented him for taking A almost on his own by getting 3 kills, he said "you suck that's why", like for some reason being this confrontational is his default mode
whatever at least the rest of the team is cool
game decides to jerk him off by giving him POTG and the only card our team got

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I'm pretty sure it's on by default user

likme
likme

its always on. you only see it while its charging or being used

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

SAKE

Methshot
Methshot

it is on. it's always on. wtf are you talking about, literally press rightclick.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

italianposting is back
I'm finally happy.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

sorry i'm a retard

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girlDog
girlDog

Can you even disable it?

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w8t4u
w8t4u

basic algebra

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Methnerd
Methnerd

Lucio. He'd always give you mixtapes

Evilember
Evilember

The 20 seconds it took you to make this could have been spent doing literally anything else.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

no thankyou

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Soft_member
Soft_member

AAYYYYYYYEEE

COUSIN ANTONIO IS THAT YOU?? OUR GOOD NONNA LUCIA SAYS YOU AIN'T BEEN VISITING LATELY. SHE MAKE-A THE LASAGNA JUST-A LIKE WHEN WE WAS BAMBINI.

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hairygrape
hairygrape

ofc I haven't been watching blizzard's forced BS

I play the game though and I can tell you right now there will not be a sombra meta because the ult is too slow to charge without healthpacks

if you're autistic and care about OWL meta, good for you, but in the actual game sombra is no longer a viable pick unless the other team has 0 coordination

RavySnake
RavySnake

another qt who got unnecessary plastic surgery

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

This is why you don't get your plastic surgery at a clinic that does groupons.

Playboyize
Playboyize

What makes you so sure? Maybe she looked like seagull before and that's just the best they could do.

MPmaster
MPmaster

genji on the contenders logo
tracer on the owl logo

is Tracer > Gengu confirmed?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

he doesn't know

pro play is where metas are made because the people there find and analyse metas, it's their job. From there it spreads to higher level ranked play and down the ranks. You probably don't see any of this because you are hardstuck in gold maining soldier "carrying" games but never climbing because of the forced 50 lmao.

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Get a quad or triple kill with pissjar.
It's literally the only way.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

AYE SHUDDUP GEUSEPPE!
TELL NONNA LUCIA I BEEN BUSTIN MY BALLS AWFF AT WORK OK!

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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

because she looks pretty aside from the obvious nosejob

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Sombra - good sense of humor loves internet and trolling
D.va - will play vidya with you
Rein - would be a blast to drink with and has tons of stories.

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Methshot
Methshot

Hero 28 leaked image

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DeathDog
DeathDog

you obviously don't play sombra yourself so I'll forgive you your ignorance

there will not be a sombra meta, period, end of story, the ult charges too slow and there's not enough value from the hero beyond that

well, maybe there is in bronze where you normally play... good luck climbing out

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

still better looking than soe

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

MAMMA MIA!
nice trips

hairygrape
hairygrape

a-MEOW-zing!

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Evilember
Evilember

Issa nice

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Soe is bottom of the barrel now that we have NA, BR and Korean Soe

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ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

dumb gookshitter

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

A-MAMAMIA-zing!

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DeathDog
DeathDog

why the fuck is there so much mama pasta in my thread

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JunkTop
JunkTop

Any Italien milfs? I don't watch the league stuff but defs will if so

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Hero 28 leaks:
It's an Italaian mafia hero. Uses a tommygun and rides a vespa. Ult is a super spicy pizza that allows all team mates 8 seconds of shooting with no reloads (unless if hanzo or reinhardt, they get faster shooting/swinging).
Screencep this.

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Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

stitch looks like he's 14

askme
askme

why the fuck are most of the korean fans girls?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Yeah they really fucked her, she's never been a DPS, but with a 10% spread decrease (NOT A DAMAGE INCREASE) everyone is suddenly convinced she's some super oppressive high utility DPS monster, despite the fact that bad Sombras who can't aim well enough to get kills when they're sneaking around are now waaayy more useless because they can't even offer EMPs

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

What songs do you listen to while playing to get you hype?
this is mine
youtube.com/watch?v=2cjbSgy3vSw

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Matilda Smedius is a pharah main

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Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Somebuddi say ITALIAN MILFS????

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Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

local primary school team "runaway" attending the interschool sports carnival. "15 and unders" overwatch event

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Inmate
Inmate

cute korean boys~

Methnerd
Methnerd

WHY ISN'T GENJI A GIRL?

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Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

anyone ever joined those 18+ RP custom games? what was it like?

Inmate
Inmate

youtube.com/watch?v=czTksCF6X8Y

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Today I managed to sleepdart/kill an ulting Genji and hen kill a mcree during his ult . Potg was mei nanoboosted.

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Firespawn
Firespawn

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King_Martha
King_Martha

Fucking based

Soft_member
Soft_member

STILL no italian hero.

Come on now, blizz

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w8t4u
w8t4u

We missed out right at the end

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Soft_member
Soft_member

cute...

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takes2long
takes2long

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

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SniperWish
SniperWish

Having the option to switch out your shotguns for a magnum for medium range would've been nice.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

youtube.com/watch?v=04ckV9QueXc
Every time.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

McReaper when

MPmaster
MPmaster

magnum dong

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

How long and thick do you think his dick is?

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

DEATH TO THE OPPOSITION

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Snarelure
Snarelure

make way, hero 28 coming through

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eGremlin
eGremlin

I feel like he has one of those types of dicks that you just can't get enough of. Like with just the sight of the dick you NEED to get fucked with it.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

god imagine sucking soe's penis. that would be hot. also if it was massive and she use it to fuck me.

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w8t4u
w8t4u

i think soe has a cock like a pringles tube.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Thigh gap
Lord above

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

based koreans don't give a shit about dive

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

You know exactly who I was talking about you meme loving fucks, don't play dumb with me.

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Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

chat slobbering over this
I just can't get used to korean surgery faces desu

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massdebater
massdebater

those faces

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Who read from the forbidden tomes and invoked the plague that is the Italian Shitposter, yet again?
I told you to leave that alone...

hairygrape
hairygrape

ywn be pumped full of french cream

I don't think I can go one more day honestly

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SniperGod
SniperGod

he will get banned like last time, don't worry

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

why is this picture in picture spectating not in OWl I wonder. in client spectating we can control can't come soon enough. tbqh I would also be watching the supports POV, excluding mercy.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

stop it stylosa

indeed still better than soe

holy hell ladies and gentlemen

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BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Just rmember that pepe is a white supremist symbol you cucks

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I hope to see some interesting interactions between them, pls deliver blizzard

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

ywn be gangbanged by futa versions
of the overwatch girls

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haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Why would they have interactions? They'd have never met. Brigitte has been mostly to germany and sweden, following Rein around, while Pharah has been in middleeastistan doing who knows what donkey

Emberfire
Emberfire

literally no genji in KR contenders
sombra is actually less fun to watch somehow

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Out of these faggots Vinny was the only normal one

idontknow
idontknow

Literally why she was nerfed, people are used to being able to just run trains on people with Genji and now that he can't people just aren't bothering, what a joke that hero is, a crutch with training wheels bolted on

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

What reason would they have to actually interact though?

TreeEater
TreeEater

Why would they have interactions? They'd have never met.

When has that mattered? D.Va has interactions with Widowmaker, Mei and Rein.

TechHater
TechHater

before sombra patch there was other heroes you could run alongside tracer, now it looks like only reaper or your own sombra is viable.

Lunatick
Lunatick

He was played earlier, just got hacked and buttfucked

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Brigitte is going to be annoying af in FFA isn't she?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Canadian hero when?

Bidwell
Bidwell

aye

id still bang sam though

Emberburn
Emberburn

oh god

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Inmate
Inmate

Already in the game since Blizz was worried about a skin offending people

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

holy fuck this 3rd person overview cam ults every 2 seconds. moira shit flying everywhere. so many final points are so goddam stupid.

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GoogleCat
GoogleCat

He watches OWL

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SniperWish
SniperWish

I've got my comp points ready for that gold weapon my lads

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

he gets mad about others enjoying things

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takes2long
takes2long

all the decent mid level players quit
Diamond and Masters full of retard throwers and trolls
gj blizz

askme
askme

What's it called when you spend more and more time playing a hero but get progressively worse and worse?

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Techpill
Techpill

The fuck outta 'ere with this shit nigga. We both know hero 28's gonna be rockin that primo italiano salciccia boyo.
STILL DA KING BABEEEEEE

Mama wong can be hero 29 tho kk.

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Methshot
Methshot

would it be a crime to make stitch my husband (female)

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

he thinks people making fun of him are mad at him

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DeathDog
DeathDog

Angela spots a defenseless shota

Playboyize
Playboyize

Yep. Dva, tracer and genji are not fun to play with or against

Skullbone
Skullbone

My life - an Ana mains story

I can post some of my diary passages if you'd like

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

mommy when she sees my dick

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Italy sux I know cuz I live there. Make some other country a hero

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

He's cute!

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GoogleCat
GoogleCat

overbuff.com/players/pc/A1seN-2538

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Elder God Tier
Lucio, Reinhardt, Winston, Mei, Tracer
Great Tier
D.Va, McCree, Zenyatta, Ana, Zarya, Orisa, Torbjörn, Sombra, Doomfist, Pharah
Good Tier
Mercy, Roadhog, Junkrat, Bastion, Soldier: 76, Genji
Bad Tier
Symmetra, Moira, Hanzo
Terrible Tier
Reaper, Widowmaker

Feel free to fix this.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Genji and Tracer are far to iconic in Blizzards eyes. They cant imagine a world where their figureheads are not central to every match.

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Lunatick
Lunatick

audience full of girls

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Yeah, Italy sucks what have they done besides pizza?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

your wife will never be that cute
why live?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Got buttfucked in WW2, pretty nicely.

RumChicken
RumChicken

general full of girls
It just fits.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

was meant for the "best friend" post

girlDog
girlDog

OWL needs more korean fangirls

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TreeEater
TreeEater

Wow just look at these faggots dissin italu
I bet youse have your pasta with the white sauce ya pussies

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Booteefool
Booteefool

why do so many girls spectate, but not play the actual game

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

They realized they cannot compete so they didn't even try.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Conquered most of Europe and Carthage, the Renaissance, be the center of the Catholic faith

FastChef
FastChef

it sounds like shes calling him out
how?

Bidwell
Bidwell

Overwatch needs more Italian heroes
Overwatch needs more Italian milfs
Overwwatch needs less gooks

Select any of the above 3 and you'd be correct

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I guess the same reasons why some people only watch actual sports but don't really participate. Even though Overwatch isn't that great for spectators.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Imagine the next hero Blizzard will release is not a woman.

cum2soon
cum2soon

The next hero will be a Southern European male, but he won't be Italian.
There is 0 mentions of Italy in the game so far. Italy most likely has be nuked completely barren by Omnics and there are 0 survivors.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

please stop posting bobby my heart can't take it

RumChicken
RumChicken

Imagine the next hero Blizzard will release is ITALIANO BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEE.

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eGremlin
eGremlin

Hopefully it's a hot and/or cute guy

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

more omnics when

Supergrass
Supergrass

reddit the hero

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

It will be a femboy

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Emberfire
Emberfire

Maybe if they win the World Cup.
Oh wait.

Evilember
Evilember

Resurrected Mondotta hero when?

Spamalot
Spamalot

Rome =/= Italy

hairygrape
hairygrape

HA

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

eww

Methnerd
Methnerd

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Soft_member
Soft_member

Conquered most of Europe
Yeah,until they got blown out by people living in wooden huts.

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girlDog
girlDog

Italy hasn't been good at football for fuckin years. They needed a kick up their ass to remind them they've slipped from glory

Theres that comic doomfist first appeared in. The omnic probs is italian ok don't break my dreams just let it happen pls

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

there is a greek flag in the icons. what hero is greek?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

None, but there's a Greek map; Ilios.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Ilios maps are in Greece that's why there is that Greek flag.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Funny how this is happening to Germany (and Britain) now with blackbois from mudhuts and sandybois from allahland.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

not really feeling this "let's pretend to be /int/" meme desu

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

the center of the Catholic faith
That's supposed to be a good thing? Catholics weren't that nice t bh.
Implying
Found the /pol/fag.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

It happens to every general with Esports, the concept of not feeding the trolls is lost on this generation of redditchan users and it's free replies every time

likme
likme

blaming esports
this shit is all over the website now

JunkTop
JunkTop

It's almost like history is repeating itself because human nature can't change.
Modern world is too young and people think that nothing can ever change.
The Byzantines thought the same, that they will be the no1 power of the world forever after all they had been in power for almost 1k years, even the day before they were being raped in their streets.
Modern world/status quo is not even 300 years old.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Thank god I live in NA where all we get are hispanic and some chinese immigrants. We really lucked out. Those people actually assimilate and become productive members of society.

The old world is dying. The new world will live on.

viagrandad
viagrandad

tfw stuck in gold despite being able to play tracer to a diamond level because i'm too nervous to pick dps and carry in comp so I just fill and do trash so I can't rank up

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

finally some fucking torb play

SniperWish
SniperWish

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FastChef
FastChef

Nigga please, if you can actually play Tracer at diamond level it shouldn't be too hard to shit all over those gold players. If you have good movement they literally don't know how to deal with you. Just do it, you don't have much to lose anyway.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

wrong pic

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Booteefool
Booteefool

I haven't played comp in like 5 seasons but I used to be a top 10 D.VA and I get 3 to 4 golds in qp every game.
Should I play comp before she gets nerfed again?

whereismyname
whereismyname

why is blizz so bad at moderating comp?

Booteefool
Booteefool

She'll never be touched again. At least not for 6 months minimum.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I know I could shit on them if I tried, I just always fill and play winston or a support i'm not very good at or not really trying at because i don't really want to be playing them. Like I said i'm just too nervous to just pick Tracer and play her especially when people instalock 4 dps in all my games anyway.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Wrong again. Pic related.

Lol never meant to start a pol and antipol circlejerk. To end the argument, italians are the master race

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

What makes you say that?

Skullbone
Skullbone

dallas sux

Nojokur
Nojokur

Geoff said she's "in a good place" or someting similar to that

King_Martha
King_Martha

Thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=04ckV9QueXc

Firespawn
Firespawn

Anyone concerned (Blizzard/Pros) are comfortable in their current dive meta and don't want it to change.
D.va is a main contributor to it so she will not be nerfed.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Why is Rime such a great skin?

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FastChef
FastChef

tfw i didn't get my qt turk hero. Maybe next time..

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

She was changed plenty already though and was a main dive contributor before her last """"nerf""""
He's retarded and changes his mind all the time though.

likme
likme

genji getting a fat mexican dick up his ass constantly
This is satisfying to watch

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SniperGod
SniperGod

Because blue girls are the best

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RumChicken
RumChicken

I want to fuck those fat korean chicks

Skullbone
Skullbone

Stupid meifag

Illusionz
Illusionz

I bet the reason we don't have an italian hero yet is because it's nearly impossible to make an italian character without adding every possible italian meme characteristic to the hero and making them a walking talking stereotype.

Be honest, can you imagine an italian hero that doesn't say "mamma mia!"? Would you even accept such a thing?

askme
askme

Travelling to Junkertown

DOOF DOOF, DOOF-DOOF DOOF
digeridoo sounds

E'rrytime

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

If only Blizzard would leave her along for a bit.

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Name one (1) hero who isn't a walking stereotype

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Name one thing more satisfying than hacking a Pharah out of the air.

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Travelling to Numbani

LA LO LI
BAHABA' EE~

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Moira, Winston, Mei, Roadhog, Pharah, Orisa, Ana, Symmetra.

Firespawn
Firespawn

I want it exactly for that reason tho. They did it with gonji and hanbro and everyone seems cool with that. With an italian character if done well it would actually be proper comedic relief, done far better than what junkrat is supposed to be

JunkTop
JunkTop

nothing stupid about knowing mei is best waifu

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Sounds fair desu.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Hacking a wallriding lucio over a pit

girlDog
girlDog

hacking a genji and watching him jump off a cliff tryign to double jump

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

MY WRIST IS HURTING SO FUCKING MUCH AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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TreeEater
TreeEater

Moira
Winston
Orisa
not stereotypes
come on user

Snarelure
Snarelure

landing literally any actual skillshot

Emberburn
Emberburn

Doomfisting a deflecting Genji into a wall
Popping Tracer's head as Zenyatta

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Name one (1) fictional character who isn't a walking stereotype.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

The hack change will ensure she never really disrupts the current meta.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Hana "100% pickrate in OWL" Song is not on the radar for overpowered heroes according to Jeff. Giving a tank DPS tier damage as well as incredible mobility and the second best defensive skill in the game after deflect is fine though, nerf Sombra, Sombra is the real problem right?

Evilember
Evilember

tfw you headshot a Tracer as Mei from across the map

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RavySnake
RavySnake

I can't.

viagrandad
viagrandad

They wont touch any of the mobile characters with a high pickrate since those are the only ones people are interested in watching in OWL.

5mileys
5mileys

McCree
An American that dresses as a cowboy in the 2080's
Not a stereotype

Supergrass
Supergrass

Lmao all this does is filtering the scrub Sombras who try to frontal hack somebody over and over.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Pharah doesn't have enough personality to be considered a stereotype

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Second best? What's the best?

Methshot
Methshot

reading comprehension

Methnerd
Methnerd

Maybe that's the stereotype, that she's not allowed to express herself.

eGremlin
eGremlin

It's so retarded. I more or less "main" her since beta with consistently above average stats across the board and her rocket change was retarded from the very start, absolutely everybody who knows how she works saw it coming.
Having her boost into pharah with matrix was fun before but now I can just delete her out of the sky.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

"so lucky XD"
he respawns
do it again

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Illusionz
Illusionz

Fuck off with that meme already, none of the characters that haven't been in shorts have any personality whatsoever

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King_Martha
King_Martha

Oh sorry user, I didn't see that

Methnerd
Methnerd

Which means she's always going to have to initiate from behind, which means less time shooing and hacking and more team flanking and sneaking, which is bad because now she'll be charging ulti even slower since she can't charge off packs and has to pick every single engagement correctly or be useless.

Oh yeah and she's NOT a DPS who can now only reliably charge thought her damage.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Travelling to Horizon Lunar Colony!
*deep retching sounds*

idontknow
idontknow

What part of Moira is irish stereotype?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Half breed mongrel leaf security guard with no good emotes

She's shit

King_Martha
King_Martha

ginger

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

No Solid Snake or Big Boss skins for Soldier 76, the soldier-themed character of the game.
Disappointing. And don't tell me that's what his night-ops skin is, because it most certainly is not.

Flameblow
Flameblow

KR contenders is fun
It's not APEX but it's fun

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FastChef
FastChef

How are any of them stereotypes?

eGremlin
eGremlin

You should watch some top level Sombras, it's really not a big issue.
The LoS change will take way longer to adjust to.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Farm Arcade lootboxes
Win 7x in a row with 4x4 TDM
Suddenly the cancer or forced 50 starts coming
Lose 3x in a row
ok back to DM

Techpill
Techpill

The next hero is going to be a perfectly /fit/ bisexual italian man that's a tank, pic related.
Screencap this.

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farquit
farquit

That's all? She's fine then.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Your opinion is shit

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Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

all the fun koreans are in OWL

Bidwell
Bidwell

It's going to be Sanjay and he'll be Talon's tank

askme
askme

none of the characters that haven't been in shorts have any personality whatsoever
That arguably only goes for Mercy and Roadhog. Mei and Rein already had tons of personality before their shorts came out.
It's like Chu doesn't know that to do with Pharah, she just seems so bland right now.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Let each team ban one hero in ranked and in OWL so every match isn't a Dva Winston party

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

another fugly poo
No way dude.

Inmate
Inmate

Mei
tons of personality
bad at speaking isn't a personality trait user

Nojokur
Nojokur

AYYYYYYYYYYEEE WE ALL READY FOR HERO 28 THE BISEXUAL MUSTACHED ITALIANO MAN?
THATS WHAT IMMA TALKING ABOUT CANT WAIT FOLKS

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Mei has a personality. Being a big cutie.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I don't think so. With all the Cuntfists out there you will barely get any kills with her cooked spaghetti.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Ban Dva Tracer or Genji
Half of the teams are useless and boring to watch because too slow for muh 15 year olds
Tank meta coming
Epic battles with Reins charging earthshatters and manly explotions everywhere
nope

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

but every team would ban zen or widow
winston and dva arent good or important enough to require a ban, teams can very easily play without them
meanwhile the main healer is always comp-defining because blizzard cant balance and widow can solowin games

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

cooked spaghett
mfw

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

tfw no hero 28 until july

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RavySnake
RavySnake

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FastChef
FastChef

The onlu acceptable 28th hero would be either a female aussie or NZer, or a mediterranean (italian, greek, spanish) hero

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

With Brig we should have a CC meta
Brig stun
Fist niggr stuff
roadhog stun/chain
Ana Sleep
Mei Freeze
Rein knockdown/pin
(Someone can figure out a better version)
Just completely disable the enemy's chance to control their characters

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

What if Mei had an actual cool design?

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Release Junkerqueen as a voice and picture on Junkertown.
Release Brigitte as maylay character.
There are already 2 Junkers.
Still need a Talon tank.
Yeah no way JQ is coming out for a long time or ever for that matter.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Meanwhile, Tulum exists

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DeathDog
DeathDog

*blocks your path*
*farts and spits saliva onto walls by using centrifugal force*
*heavy footsteps strong enough to annoy tumblr in their sea of landwhales*
*uses inhaler*
h-hey guys are you ready for another EPIC MATCH, between d.va, winston, tracer, genji, zen, lucio, versus d.va, winston, tracer, genji, zen, and lucio? it's gonna be so much fun and skilful. i'm looking forward to that btw XP also dont fucking use pepes or emotes you faggots, we're walking the fine line against tumblr so watch your shit BTW IM SUPER EXCITED TO ANNOUNCE THAT GUY PRESSING Q :O be sure to LIKE and GET UR TOKENS btw xD
*opens reddit and laugh at lorefags*
*blizzard's door closes with soda and doritos gas leaking from the floor*

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5mileys
5mileys

Blizzard's great love story is between two men
Kino

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Methshot
Methshot

Why does this player icon 100% guarantees that that player is gonna be a 12 year old try hard who rage quits if you tell him to shut up or if your team starts to lose?

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SniperGod
SniperGod

What if she wasn't an overweight shit with a terrible voice?

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Playboyize
Playboyize

how can 2 people be so wrong?

RavySnake
RavySnake

Why would they ever choose right over the left?
Or the right over mama wong, for that matter?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Do people in OWL form a party to get that sweet 20% extra exp after a match?

but then americans wouldnt like her because shes not fat

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Who needs cool design when you have cute design!
I do feel her skin options are kinda restricted because 'muh silhouette' though

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iluvmen
iluvmen

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StonedTime
StonedTime

What skills will Queen of Junkertown have?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Pharaoh doesn't really have any personality but she's got a lot of shitty one liners about flying and rockets and shit

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

flamethrower. i think it'd suit how i'd imagine her personality and be pre cool

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

deepthroating, bondage and double anal

Supergrass
Supergrass

This is the result of target groups and advanced marketing. Mei's style clearly wasn't designed with us in mind.
The unfortunate thing is the audience she was designed to lure in has stopped playing/caring about OW long ago, while we are stuck with OverWeight Mei.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

wrist aiming virgins must suffer
t. arm chad

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

agree

Booteefool
Booteefool

Awesome concept art of a serious ice mountain rock climber
Lets make her fat and look more friendly because SJW

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Overweight Mei is best Mei fuck you all.
Mei is delicious and cute and I would give my life for her.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Say what you will, who ever was behind OW's promotion, marketing, and consulted the design etc was a goddamn genius.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Dicking on someone's main with Sombra to the point that they switch to Sombra and do awful because they don't play her

Skullbone
Skullbone

no terrible voice
this alone would go a long way in making the character less repugnant and unlikable.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Early OW designs were just a mixed bag all around.

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girlDog
girlDog

join comp lobby
insta lock soldier
some indian kid says over coms "Can I have soldier please?"
write "muting team chat"

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w8t4u
w8t4u

mei could have had an ice skater design
using frozen winds to CC
no dumb slow throw meta
she could have been an actual interesting and futuristic character instead of tumblr pander fodder with "lol ice elemental in cryogenic capsule" personality
Why didn't you abandon this stupid game yet, user?

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Emberburn
Emberburn

them pharah wings
them gundams
holy fuck blizzard

Illusionz
Illusionz

That top left character looks italian

Booteefool
Booteefool

looks like battleborn shit

askme
askme

Porco Rosso Pharah design is kinda cool.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

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SniperWish
SniperWish

These were probably made before there was a mainline of thinking behind the design and style path that the game was gonna follow.
That's why there are so mixed and all around as you say.

WebTool
WebTool

Could've had a fat mustachio italiano mario-looking character instead of a towelhead
Blizz y tho

Emberfire
Emberfire

whens porco rosso
nobody cares about pharah anyway, just replace her

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Man I really want to develope my own game and have awesome stuff like this in it.. goddamn

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

HEIL ZIEGLER!

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Flameblow
Flameblow

Her broken English is part of her charm imo, it makes her a bit more believable as a character, but she does feel out of place on the battlefield unlike the other heroes.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Mussolini character when?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Without a doubt.

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whereismyname
whereismyname

DIDDO SOMEBOUDE CALL MAMMA ME?

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I feel really bad the Medieval Times guys.

They struggle to stay open and cover their costs with their every plummeting attendance. Forced to water down their pepsi and soups to stretch the budget. Firing and rehiring people sporadically since they never know if they can pay them or not.

Then comes along Blizzard...
Hey, do this promotional event for us.
Oh, that's really nice but we can't do that, video games are one of the main reasons people don't come here anymore and why we struggle financially.
Listen, you're dying. You're going to die. But you're going to die on our terms. Take the money.
...okay....

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

give 3 bans then :^)

Flameblow
Flameblow

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Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

More pizza, your grace?

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

WIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEE

DeathDog
DeathDog

Italy posters, can we come to a compromise? Let's agree that hero 28 will be Italian, but also a titty monster?

t. big titty council representative

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

best girl, best design

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w8t4u
w8t4u

Mei a cute

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

then you could ban every shield tank and make the game unplayable on offense
literally just rat to win

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

SI YA, CANELONI AND MUTSARELA TO MEKE FOR GOOD PIZZA,

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Burnblaze
Burnblaze

A lot of those look like things from Armored Core. I really dig em.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Bottom right as a skin fucking when?

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hairygrape
hairygrape

Sure, make her a nun tho ye?

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BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

corset
plunging chest
open sides
literally a metal thong

If this isn't an indication of Reaper being gay then I don't know what is.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

What if it's a "totally not monica bellucci" with her medium sized but perfect titties?

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takes2long
takes2long

What did the Italian hero 28 say to the guy he was about to kill?
Pasta la Vista baby

Inmate
Inmate

Never

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

THIS IS AN ITALIAN OVERWATCH THREAD NOW
POST ITALIAN HERO GAMEPLAY / DESIGN IDEAS
GO NUTSZARELLA MI AMIGOS

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

We could have had The Rocketeer

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hairygrape
hairygrape

This is the perfect female, I swear.

Methnerd
Methnerd

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

You sound like a future school shooter.

FastChef
FastChef

You're mother was an italian whore with a fat arse!

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

We missed out on a lot of neat designs.

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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

/pastabros/ unite

wanting this piece of shit
when we could've had italian man with wings

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Who should I main to be a special snowflake besides unplayable crap like shitfist?

SniperGod
SniperGod

all of these make my dick explode

SniperWish
SniperWish

I can be your angle or your devil

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Getting good.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Moira

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Mei
Reaper

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Mei

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

current top pickrate hero
"special snowflake"
brul.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Why couldn't Italian hero 28 go out on the late night Overwatch mission?
It was pasta his bedtime!

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

years later

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happy_sad
happy_sad

Wait till Hero 28 is released (the italien one). Until then no one

5mileys
5mileys

I know that feel
Healer with wing missiles, nade launcher and mini-bazooka

OKAY YES, just make all of that biotic splash I guess

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

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Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

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happy_sad
happy_sad

snowflake
mei
rime sombra

both are very low pick rates

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Techpill
Techpill

I love Tracer.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

totally not metal gear ray

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

TRACER IS A WHORE

likme
likme

I want to eat American ass!

StonedTime
StonedTime

Moira

Get 4 golds by letting the rest of her team die.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Are we talking regular nun or slutty nun here?
We need to go bigger, otherwise she would be great!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

rime?

likme
likme

<empty line>
hello
<empty line>
reddo

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Thicc <3

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

loli d.va
NGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I fucking hate having to shoot at Pharah as Soldier. She's always fucking out of max damage range, her stupid fucking rockets bounce you around, she always has a fucking Zen orb or pocket Mercy or both. Fuck Pharah.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Mafia-themed italian dude
Primary fire is a tommygun.
First ability is a molotov used for crowd control and area denial that creates a pool of fire on the ground for a short duration.
Second ability is he pulls out a vespa that gives him movement speed faster than lucio's (but it only affects him, not the team).
Ult is he makes all team mates' weapons have a bottomless clip for 5 or so seconds. Hero's like Rein and Hanzo have sped up swinging/arrow-firing.
The hero supplies Talon weapons and used to rival the shimada clan.

BADA BING
A
D
A

B
O
O
M

SniperGod
SniperGod

Seeing that cute retro anime D.Va makes me like cute gook D.va less.

Lunatick
Lunatick

anons pls, you'd just end up ruining the game with your shittaste and shitpinions

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King_Martha
King_Martha

Just get your D.VA to help her.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

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Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

The worst part is that the rest of your team just acts like the Pharah doesn't exist until they get killed by her just so they can shift the blame to you.

farquit
farquit

Whatever type of nun you prefer, fampai

happy_sad
happy_sad

all those guns and mags hanging over
we get a simple globe with legs
fuckkkkkkkk

Inmate
Inmate

neon scrappy anime girl dva

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Skullbone
Skullbone

that mini Zarya

takes2long
takes2long

Game filled with awesome stuff
People would just walk around all day looking and styling on each other
breh

Techpill
Techpill

I have high tier taste and opinions, actually. I have a longstanding streak of being right about the approach to game balance and what needs to be done and I have a great imagination.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Better?

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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

that bulge
Ummm

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

quit liking things that I don't like
winky face!

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

all the heroes are broken and have nothing but bullshit abilities

SniperWish
SniperWish

soldier needs pocket to beat pocket pharah and healers never fucking understand that.
"lol soldier can you shoot pharah?"

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Okay cool.

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hairygrape
hairygrape

Well! I stand corrected!

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girlDog
girlDog

Had a nagging feeling you are a 40K fan :)

Playboyize
Playboyize

bottom left and middle right are really neat

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Can u rate my idea out of 10 then? Thx babe Xoxo

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

spaghetti/10

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Sanjay's white, dipshit.

Techpill
Techpill

Not him but religious zealots are a cool archetype

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Middle right reminds me a lot of early Bastion.

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

She's hot

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

you boyfriend tyrone aswell

cum2soon
cum2soon

Left is Tracer in a parka, why do you people worship it so much?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Definitely agree my dude

MPmaster
MPmaster

Sanjay is a very well known Indian name, mate.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

the team felt Bastion was too impersonal until they added a birdie
Is this why we'll never have an evil Omnic character, because it would be "impersonal"?

farquit
farquit

Cos she not fat, duh.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

why wasn't Mei another anorexic shit with a broken voice instead of a thicc queen with a cute voice?

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DeathDog
DeathDog

Mei isn't fat either, no matter how much you want her to be.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

anorexic
Wanna know how I know you're an obese faggot?
Everyone "anorexic" is actually in peak condition

Inmate
Inmate

Which girl has the sexiest tummy?

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Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Brigitte

RumChicken
RumChicken

This and its not even close

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Brigitte

SniperWish
SniperWish

Brigitte

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Brigitte

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Brigitte duh

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

*in overwatch. Anorexia exists, but no hero in the game is portrayed as such

Soft_member
Soft_member

Brigitte obviously

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Inmate
Inmate

Brigitte

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

dva or tracer

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Nice

Delete your account

girlDog
girlDog

How can anyone compete?

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Methshot
Methshot

you seem to have an unpopular opinion

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Leave chubby chasers alone. Let us have this ONE win.

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farquit
farquit

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BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

We already have it. She's a cute little thing with a noice thicc body and no matter what people say, we'll draw and animate her as such.

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5mileys
5mileys

I FREAKING NEED HEALIN
Leave no witnesses
ugh, where's my Prozac
just when you think you're out, they pull you back in

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

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Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

no Fareeha or Brigitte tummy to lick
Just end it all

Flameblow
Flameblow

BASED Mei posters

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I FREAKIN NEED HEALIN OVA HEEYA
I heard it in my head, sounds great.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

can we have enemies being friendly?

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I bet its all Metzens work. Metzen was amazing. Too bad SJWs forced him to quit.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

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farquit
farquit

f0kken 'ell m8! i r8 8/8
ass eating on shadbase? ever get that feeling of deja-vu?
fucking kek based shadman

Playboyize
Playboyize

Reminder that Blizzard dont take statistic into consideration when they apply balance changes. All they care about is reaction of their casual low bronze players, which stupid enought to buy lootboxes.

Nojokur
Nojokur

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TreeEater
TreeEater

FOKKEN 'ELL M8! I R8 8/8
lel

Methshot
Methshot

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StonedTime
StonedTime

italian spammer gets banned
40 posts just gone
lmao get wrecked you nerd

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Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

sombra will never make rom hacks with you and D.va
this is bullshit

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

fuck off fat lover hope you get banned too

hairygrape
hairygrape

tfw unironic mercy main healslut

Evilember
Evilember

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

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Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

tracer
this

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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

david bowie fucks a 15 year old.jpg

cum2soon
cum2soon

play a character you enjoy
get banned
the absolute state of this game

takes2long
takes2long

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eGremlin
eGremlin

one-trick?

Nojokur
Nojokur

tfw no gamer dad

happy_sad
happy_sad

Not playing one of the 12 "meta" heroes.
Do you think this is some type of game?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

t. Arrge

TechHater
TechHater

Why is Hana x Angela the best thing to have come out of this otherwise mediocre game?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Can't wait for cinematic of these two

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I wanna be friends with Ark!

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

comp
4 losses, coms or no coms doesn't matter

I'm done, see you in Season 10

Spamalot
Spamalot

not trying to get as low sr as possible
the point of comp is getting gold weapons. i got 3 last season alone

Playboyize
Playboyize

"HEAL ME!"

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TreeEater
TreeEater

Moira has some nice ass and thighs on this spray

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Why is his artstyle so fucking hideous?

Emberfire
Emberfire

Get banned
Call blizz tech support for 999 time and get instantly unbanned.
Its sucks tho. And blizzard, unlike their support is utterly retarded. They gave retards tools to ban anyone for anything and dont do anything to fix their garbage abusable report system. They ban people for using emotes. They ban people fo spamming voice lines. They ban memes. What the fuck is this anti-utopian totalitarian shit? How is this allowed?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

me on the left

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Is this where the fire begins to rise for Shanghai?

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TurtleCat
TurtleCat

be autistic shitter
relate to autistic poo wizard due to your autism
autistic fits stop you from being able to aim and poo wizard doesn't require aim
one-trick autistic poo wizard for these reasons
be completely useless to your team in the process

Soft_member
Soft_member

My favorite ship, by far

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Methshot
Methshot

Me on the right.

Emberfire
Emberfire

little lip bites
cute

viagrandad
viagrandad

I hope so, Shanghai deserves at least one win

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Who makes these sfms again? I forgot.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Wait banning is THAT bad? You can't be serious......

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

there are only 2 heroes that have shields
one is maylay
one fires bullets that barely hit
We really need another shield hero

JunkTop
JunkTop

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haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I know I'm nitpicking but Brigitte, Winston, and Symmetra all of shields too.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

bullets that barely hit
git gud

cum2soon
cum2soon

How do you do that at low rank? Don't you get very few points at the end of the season for that?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I love her too.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

lol fuck off you fat ass

slim people are objectively superior to pudgy faggots

takes2long
takes2long

My alt acc being suspended every 2 weeks on average for playing widow-only. You tell me.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

true
I just realised how bored I am playing Orisa and how shit I am at Rein

happy_sad
happy_sad

Tracer.

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I only who one person who likes Mei and he's a 100kg+ fatass irl

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

that tummy
Delicious.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

well, I guess it's shitpicking until the end of season

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

How do you do that at low rank?
clever throwing. gotta be sure to guarantee a loss each game without getting banned

Don't you get very few points at the end of the season for that?
only around 60 at end of season iirc, but games are so easy this low that between 500 and 1500 sr you can just spam games and earn nonstop comp points

SniperWish
SniperWish

reminder to bully all snipers

Booteefool
Booteefool

What feeling do you get as Doomfist when you punch the Tracer into a wall but then she slides off it, recalls, and kills you?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Nice sentence my friend.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

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Lunatick
Lunatick

Git gud at Rein then. Get close and learn when to pin tanks.

Flameblow
Flameblow

haha just react in 0.1 seconds broooo xd

eGremlin
eGremlin

"Make sure to type "Easy" and "Get rolled faggots" after every game"

Booteefool
Booteefool

not typing "bg 2 ez"

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

not declaring to the other team that you intend to throw
not tryharding and carrying your team to victory
not mocking the other team for being unable to win despite the fact you were throwing
you will learn eventually

King_Martha
King_Martha

damn, that was cool

iluvmen
iluvmen

hurr durr don't shoot at him lol
I wish I could bury the face of a Genji player Inside his computer screen, just once. That cybercunt has been a pain in the ass since the beta, and not only to snipers. I had to pause the game for a moment, because the simple fact of seeing Genji in EVERY fuckin game, in every fuckin mode made me physically sick.
I never, ever, felt such hate toward a videogame character before.

Spamalot
Spamalot

?
it was a prediction, not a reaction. he clearly waited for widow to scope in and predicted the moment she was about to shoot and deflected it. it's the widow's fault for not baiting out the deflect...

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Pausing in an online game

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CodeBuns
CodeBuns

is there anything more satisfying than outsniping them with Zen?

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Lol dude just shoot him exactly when his deflect ends but before he dashes behind your back haha.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

dps keeps switching to different dps because he can't make any of them work
switches to throw pick because we're obviously gonna lose

are they allergic to picking something that isn't a dps or something? i main tank because i'm shit at dps and i aint afraid of admitting that to myself

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

out sniping them with mercy's pistol. It happens more often than you'd think because widow's tend to stand perfectly still and will even tank 1 or 2 hits to get a shot off, and since mercy's shots move slow they all kinda just show up and rip widow's face up

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

i'm shit at dps and i aint afraid of admitting that to myself
Silver shitter here. iktf. It's too much pressure too, having out kill everyone on the team so they don't yell at you. If I just stay with DVA and get gold damage/kills it feels like a reward instead of just doing what I'm supposed to do.

Spamalot
Spamalot

pause
synonym taking a break
definition, verb: "Interrupt one's activity briefly"

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

If you had said "I had to pause from the game" then sure. But saying "I had to pause the game" very clearly indicates that the game itself was paused which you can't do. Learn to subject verb agreement dork.

Evilember
Evilember

veekyforums.com/thread/208920927/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/208920927/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/208920927/video-games

NEW

DeathDog
DeathDog

say "I had to take a pause from the game" instead. When you say "I had to pause the game" it takes a whole new meaning.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I want mommt ziegler to take care of me

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Triggered that a little Chinese girl doesn't have to bust her ass starving herself to death to look like something any REAL man would bounce all day and night?

triggered that men like Mei and not you?

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

not shooting at someone for 2 seconds is hard
hmm

WebTool
WebTool

pick moira or sombra
never die to genji

woah

Booteefool
Booteefool

retard is upset about genji
checks out

Skullbone
Skullbone

lucio or zen

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

doesn't have to bust her ass starving herself to death

are you fucking kidding me? Regulary exercising and eating a NORMAL FUCKING DIET is considered starving yourself to death now?

I want to ban all Americans from the general. What the fuck.

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

silenced pistol
the buff sombra needs

StonedTime
StonedTime

having to chance on whether the genji has deflect off cooldown whenever you try to do anything around him

MPmaster
MPmaster

yeah losing 1 pound a week is normal and ideal right?

Yes let the frustration flow through you.

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Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

You don't "chance" it. You assume he has it.
Literally every single hero has an ability that you have to play around. This isn't exclusive to one hero. You are actual garbage.

Soft_member
Soft_member

If you're bodyfat percentage is above 15%/25% for men and women respectively then yes it absolutely is you disgusting fatass.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Place laser a Little bit too far to the right
Have to place all lasers over again losing the match because of it
Totally worth it.. I am not autistic btw.

takes2long
takes2long

And Genji's Deflect is in the "total bullshit" category alongside Mei's, Tracer's, and Sombra's.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

LA

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

This general is overwhelmingly shit at the game like the rest of Veeky Forums at anything right? Are there a few decent players that can give advice?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I know everything about this game, what advice do you need?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Must be fun at silver.

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