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I want to nut HARD in Symmetra's cervix!!!
Need ideas, /owg/, on how to make this game atrociously unbearable for anyone playing with me. I fully intend to drive away Blizzard business. Give me every one.
please pay attention to me im disabled!
They're actually giving good advice honestly. You need to play around people like that and they're saying exactly how to do that.
Which one do you prefer?
Soldier daddy or golden boy?
Why the fuck does she get so mad at Gabe's bullshit but Jack has learned to brush it off completely?
Why the fuck does she put up with all of Jack's shit? Especially now?
She has a family and two love interests already that have nothing to do with those two. Jesus christ, why does she do it?
Guilt for all the lives she's taken and survivor's guilt.
symm on payload?
This could be us but you playin
I use classic 76
Guilt for all the lives she's taken and survivor's guilt.
Yeah, probably guilt is why she does it now
Guilty over the fact that her disappearing on Jack and Gabe may have led to them blowing each other up because they lost their only buffer
But that doesn't explain why she put up with it when she was in Overwatch. Why didn't she just quit?
You've lost 29 games in a row and d/c from the last. You've already got it figured out.
Anyone got link to the LA Gladiators apology thing?
I love my smug wife!
Negative. I fully intend to hurt Blizzard's player base now. I'm on a mission.
waifuposters and fanficfags need to be gassed
Autistic players drawn to autistic hero
Glad you left me out of the list. You know quality when you see it. Can't wait for R76 to become canon and salvage this trash heap general.
fully intend to hurt Blizzard's player base now
lol why they didn't do anything to you
she was in the game too long to quit, even when the opportunity was handed to her via a golden bullet from widow.
I want to FUCK Ana.
have something resembling a proper team fight in qp
"lol just like owl xD"
lol why they didn't do anything to you
They should have fix'd matchmaking.
No, we lost because he didn't do anything. Only shield gens as defenders and as an attacker he was placing turrets in spawn. He's fucking legitimately retarded.
you'll never be the boytoy of an egyptian bimbo
Jack draped handsomely around Gabe's shoulders
god i wish that were me
but he said he'd switch if he failed
He must've not failed then
There's three skins that I really want but I only have 2k gold. Help.
its a game where no one picks supports and the one person on the team with over 6 billion hours with any supports decides to go a hero they have 2 hours with
I can't really tell if people are legit retarded, or simply like losing games out of sheer ignorance and a refusal to play to their strengths.There's always that one faggot who wants to autolock genji/hanzo/widow/torb/symm when they're not needed and completely shit the bed.
how do i numb this pain bros
You're worse than ACfag.
Yeah he switched at the end of the game to fuck with us
What character do you play when you get tilted to cool down?
lose game as quickly as possible because of lack of teamwork
lose game after your anchor teammate decides the game has gone on for too long and gives up
These are the only two games I'm allowed to have in this game anymore, and I have no idea why I should bother even playing this game anymore.
Do what I do and make it so painful you drive away business.
Please delete this image! -Blizzard
Please delete this image, it's the sign of a true faggot to frogpost in 2018 - Everyone that isn't a gigantic vore-loving faggot
Yeah you're really gonna bring the establishment down buddy.
Found his steam account. He has 4000 hours on CSGO but is a Symmetra main in OW.
1 more day
I keep making it sound fun and more and more people will do it. A lot of people think Blizzard deserves a little mud on its face.
Or is that what you're worried about? People might actually start treating Blizzard like it deserves?
Post more Brigitte!
account reaches nearly GM
start getting 3200 SR diamonds in my matches
torb/symm/hanzo mains everywhere
people speak in cyrillic and afk
forced 50% is not real
You should be. Because every day there's more and more people pissed off about their approach to match making and policing up their community.
I'd nut in her so much.
comp is garbage and full of trolls. i only play QP and FFA, only modes where i can actually enjoy the game.
also give talon tank
people aren't allowed to play heroes they don't have a history with
till people lose interest
I play QP a lot and I only get fucking people who doesn't want to win the game. Meanwhile the enemy team is a 6man comprised of 3k players who actually play the game as a team.
Yeah, if they want to play competitive, they should play the heroes they've spent over 4 weeks of their lives playing.
Genji has had ENOUGH
I'm going to nut on gremlin dva.
What is the story behind these cosplayers at medieval times?
Real Bloo hours
heroes of the storm promotional event
not bloo enough
Does no one in quick play ever select healers?
I see lots of Moira who get salty about losing and brag about having four welfare medals.
You are an enlightened individual
Forced 50 will always be there no matter the mode you try unless you go full custom, honey
not in comp till may, might as well not even be in game
It's ok to be White.
yeah because comp is the most fun mode ever right?
xQc posts a "racially disparaging emote"
Gets fined 4k, and is suspended for 4 games causing his team to drop him.
Sinatraa posts a "racially disparaging emote"
Recives a formal warning
I really like this consistency. The players union can't come soon enough.
implying it was xQc's first offense
implying Blizzard will let a player union roll around
on the bright side low rank comp at least doesn't have a fucking widow being worthless in your team every fucking single match, unlike qp
I hardly ever see widows in comp in gold and below
I don't play comp to have fun. I play comp to make others feel miserable.
So they get to do whatever punishment they want as long as if it's not the first offense? What's the limit? The players have no rights at all.
His team dropped him because it was something every week and he was suspended more than he wasn't with no signs of learning from mistakes or not being a huge autistic loser.
He didn't receive a warning and we haven't seen the code of conduct yet.
This was just Blizzard strongarming sinatraa into deleting this fucking pepe
What mistake? Posting an emote? He was being "managed out" the door.
After the Muma stuff he was being really careful, he started pausing before he commented on other league players and inputted on a controversy.
Sinatraa posts a "racially disparaging emote"
Sinatraa posted a pepe not a racially disparaging emote
Nope, the OWL now officially views Pepe as a racially disparaging emote. You are no longer allowed to bring Pepe signs to the OWL.
I think it's hilarious frogposters are such monumental fuckups they can't even post their reddit frogs without people thinking they're nazis.
Your new shield is only 36 or so hours away
you people are just as bad as the tabloid magazines in the supermarket.
calling literal autistic person xqc autistic is projecting
Let me know if he ever throws out his piss bottles. Or better yet, don't.
No, he's right.
Nate Nanzer, the owl commissioner, did lead him astray.
xQc received the punishment email live on stream on the same day as he was asked to appeal it over a meeting at Blizzard Arena.
He also got internally suspended by Blizzard from practicing for a week.
When Nate was confronted about these two issues on a podcast he said xQc refused to appeal and there was no internal punishment.
Even though Slasher leaked that xQc was being punished internally and xQc himself showed live how he didn't have the chance to appeal it.
Forgot mah pic
More like Blizzard is pathetic for getting angry about frogs that every streamer and pro player posts.
That was the point of Nazi pepe though, it was to stop people outside of Veeky Forums from using it.
Before that, they tried "poopoo peepee" to associate pepe with disturbing images but it wasn't as effective.
Get two GMs on my team
They can't play their heroes even though it's their mains
Have to accumulate 60 elims to win
The only good player was the lowest ranked (700 SR less) on our team playing Zenyatta and sharing strats
Is NA better? I can't deal with EU people anymore.
theres an entire subreddit for this, it's so fucking autistic
Same goes for the OK sign
I fucking love these social viruses that keep spreading.
He also got internally suspended by Blizzard from practicing for a week.
This is a joke right? Why would Blizzard have the power to stop team members from practicing? Isn't that something for the team to decide?
I want widowmaker to FUCK me
If you looked at her lower body exclusively, it would be easy to mistake her for a man
There was some thread about this yesterday.
Before OWL began, Blizzard "let go" a lot of employees. Said employees would conveniently join all OWL teams the same day as advisors, management etc etc.
Blizzard is trying to pull a RIOT where they train all employees even if you are not directly employed.
Skip to 28 mins.
it was to stop people outside of Veeky Forums from using it.
Yeah good job with that one you fucking idiots.
You like other sites using Veeky Forums meme? What are you saying here?
You're asking how a company who is getting away with running a ponzi has the power to nudge team owners into suspending their players in secret?
That chanology muh sekrit club shit never flew with me.
What place do you live where men walk around in skin tight black leggings?
What shits me is the team owners and coaches are too much of a spineless coward to stand up against this. They just paid 20 fucking millions dollars to own a team and they're bowing down to blizzards every order like they have no leverage at all.
They just paid 20 fucking millions dollars
Not all of them :^)
climb my way to 2600 and get a 65% win rate
get knocked all the way back down to 2100 in a consisten losing streak from throwers and shitters and get a 50% win streak
forced 50 is real
That secrecy wasn't the issue, it was:
Veeky Forums creates a meme
Reddit steals it
Turns it to shit
Now it's to cringy to use on Veeky Forums
It happened to rage comics, trollface, advice animals ect... But they weren't going to allow it to happen to Pepe.
Did you by chance join this site after 2012?
They better not take our Jeffs
Those were all shit that ran their course. The only "problem" was people constantly reposting dead memes. I see sadfrog the same as I would if someone tried asking me if I "kno de wey."
Then invent a new meme or shut up?
You can always fuck off to 2ch
How about the meme where you're not autistic enough you need to repost the same thing over and over in place of social skills.
Is this going to be another support I'm going to have to peel for?
sorry but you're just bad senpai.
whenever I play against low gold players it's like playing against bots and i'm only a mid plat
This is AN IMAGEBOARD
What the fuck are you actually on about? Do you even belong here or are you a cross siter who just comes to Veeky Forums?
everyone steals memes from Veeky Forums its been happening at an alarming rate since the rickroll
dumb post lacking any logic
we stole from something awful and other forums.
we also stole apu recently
Does saberyokel use 50% render scale?
How do you guys play well consistently? Sometimes I have matches where I get 3 to 4 golds and other times I get demeched so often and so fast and get only bronze and silver medals with like half the elims I'd be having in a good game. It's frustrating as hell when I do terribly and know I could have done better.
Stop being a waifufag, for one.
Explain how I get up to 65% win rate then?
How about actual tips this time?
That was an actual tip.
It's not under your control. You're going to get fucked over plenty.
I have a tip for you right here, cutie
Is it you or your team or the enemy team?
Consistency is hard with the possibility of having 5 downies on your team.
Also whenever your team stomps the other team it can be hard to do well just because of people doing their job for once.
muh tips, muh advice, muh elo hell
people asking for tips sound like crack fiends. always looking for the next little tip, that next high of unknown knowledge to help them improve the game.
the truth is tips will never take you there. tips are a gimmick, a lie. they make you think youre better but youre not. if you want improvement its like anything else in life: you need time, practice, and dedication. if you're not playing enough, you wont improve. and you need to be playing to improve, not just mindlessly running around. EVERY action you do, you need to ask yourself "why am i doing this, and is there something more important i should be doing". And likewise, every death you need to analyze WHY you died and what you could have done differently. The easiest way to do this is actually record your games and rewatch them
Thanks senpai that's actually useful advice. I do look at the killcams to see if I did anything wrong that got me killed.
Tell me about your headcanon power fantasies, /owg/.
That isn't even advice. That's what you should be doing from the get-go instead of asking this late.
Is there a list of OWL players and their alt/smurf accounts?
Going camping with Ana!
I want to play TheHunter with Ana.
Play a better game.
Anybody from Aus having huge packet loss lately? A bud of mine started having issues last Friday and it's not nearly as bad in other games.
You think her real life shooting skills would translate well into skill in that game? After all she is the best sniper in the world
Will Blizzard ever do anything to address the stale meta?
I've been having a shit ton of hit-reg problems.
When you analyze your deaths set up a tally board.
A Positioning death is dying when you're not with your team, got dived, overextended to spawn, in sniper LOS, cut off...
A Gamesense death is when you did not anticipate and react to an ult or flanker...
A Mechanically skill death is dying when landing reasonably landable hits on an enemy would have saved you and getting outplayed in a 1v1...
A Good death is dying after a favorable trade, to reposition, to die with your team to avoid stager...
You should find out whats causing most of your deaths and improve on that, and strive to make most of your deaths good deaths.
Another tip is to record games and review footage of the close games, as those will be the games where you could have won if you played differently.
It's a hunting sim so you need to be very patient and wait for your shots so you can get a good placement. I think anyone with sniper training would find it easy if not relaxing.
Fuck no. I shot 40/40 in the military. But I'm only gold in this stupid game.
Well, they're claiming Brigitte will be the answer and meta-changing, but looking at their balance history I'm kinda sceptical.
It'd be nice to see her make deathball comps compete against dive, but I guess we'll have to wait and see.
Is the main tank the hardest carry?
She's not doing shit to dive. People are jumping on her like they did with Doomfist. Ironically, she gives dive a bit of a buff.
No, flanker is. Or an aimbotting widow.
when Blizzard cracks down on cheaters
Nah, a good tank can definitely make a huge difference, but if his team doesn't back him up there's not much he can do.
I never said she'd counter dive, I said it's what blizz is doing to address dive. Them horribly failing shouldn't be news.
When will Blizzard go back to focus on the only important character?
what about when i get fucked by a random headshot
When will we finally get the D.VA short where she's battling giant Omnics with her buddies
She "counters" dive as much as she supports dive. Although I'm sure she supports dive more than she counters
Everyone saying Jeph is a massive cuck, ruining key heroes that can stomp out Tracer/Genji dive
Others are saying Jeph is actually ignoring them, because new changes and new heroes are going to change the meta
Who is lying to us, /owg/?
ana and soldier are the best Overwatch characters
Does racism still exist in the Overwatch world?
Zarya and Torbjorn are racist
They both are.
i think the only thing shes going to do is make tighter formation teams stronger.
i like it tho the biggest problem i see is people spreading out all over the place.
shes gonna punish teams for splitting up and everyone including flankers are going to want in on that armour. no need to yell at everyone to group up just announce you have your ult.
shes built to support dive
her armor is intentionally designed to benefit low health characters more than high health ones because it doesnt scale with max hp
and incidentally makes zenyatta, dives engine, functionally immortal because its stacks underneath his natural shields
and on top of the armor being fairly useless on tank characters who are going to have constantly fluctuating health and arent naturally at risk of oneshots, she offers no mobility boon so shes not swappable for lucio in deathball because key standard tanks REQUIRE speed to not be dead weight an obviously she and lucio arent a compatible healing duo
Why do you think that?
She just needs to stay with key members and her heal has huge ass range.
Only reason to group up is her ult.
Brigitte instantly going to Doomfist
It makes sense, really. White women were made to be bred by Black men
what is the object casting the shadow on her?
in what way is that image related to DF?
wow, she's really into
he says when the closest thing to a success was a white girl that became darker skinned
Was there a shield to hide behind, were you in LOS of the sniper. Then it's positioning.
Is the sniper getting these headshots in because your comp has no frontline or counters? Then its game sense for not picking the right hero or instructing your team too.
Was your head easy to predict in the kill cam or could you have used a skill or attack to escape death? Then it's a mechanical death.
Sombra is a bit too OP with her hack not having a cd unless you hack something. Most other heroes don't have this because they will always have some form of delay.
The problem is that the hack time has been decreased which now brings this problem. I honestly think she's fine as long they dont nerf her more
when will we get ANY animated short of anyone? have they stopped them?
We're too busy dealing with toxicity so now we're unable to make another short. But we're even more busy counting the money we made goying OWL.
no, why would they stop? people love em.
P O L L T I M E
Have you improved? Has forced fiddy fucked you over? Did you gaze into the iris?
Continued from last thread!
tfw it's been two years and zen hasn't gotten any new lore
tfw I've stopped getting better simply because my aim never improves
I feel like my gamesense and positioning is as good as it will ever be but I have pretty bad aim.
also im 28 so it will only get worse
It hurts user, it fucking hurts.
Implying it won't be a DVA short of slurping sounds as an Executive for MEKA is enjoying Hana under his chair
this is the only cinematic a whore like her deserves
Same here desu
Gave up trying to improve a while ago, couldn't put the time investment in
A thong can't hold the 4 egg vibrators inside her
implying anything can hold 4 egg vibrators when they'd just drop out because of how big the gaping hole is
tfw 29 but still have decent aim on my peak days, it's just that my peak days are becoming more and more rare
tfw no results
not using extra large bandaid to seal in her shame as she orgasms every 3 minutes
Truly she has no shame
HANA SONG PLEASES OLD MEN FOR FREE
just read this one with ana and roadhog :)
Had the worst aim when i was 22
can pull in consistent 45+% aim as 76 and McCree at 29 thanks to some game training and DPI tweaking
Only downside is i can't 360 in desperate search to find the Genji or Tracer crawling around my face like the roaches they are
I resort to sprinting/rolling out and hoping they try to dive me
29 aswell my aim is "ok" on some heroes like soldier i can get 50+ accuracy and end games with gold dmg and eliminations almost every time. Same with ana 70+ or zen 50+ acc. But with others like Tracer I coudnt save my fucking life I get average barely above of 30+. I not even gonna mention widow which is strange because my accuracy with hanzo is pretty good. fml
How old are we talking about?
Contenders Korea aka "it's basically APEX" featuring this koreaboo piece of shit starting in half an hour
I hope they still have all the weird shit that made APEX good
Old men. Wizards need not apply.
Which Overwatch hero would make the best
Tracer, Winston, Zen.
Genji. But only because you can trick him to be your cocksleeve.
Zen, Lucio, Winston, Mei
D.VA, Lucio, Genji, Rein
Doomfist because he's rich.
i know for a fact the karaoke sessions are still in
implying he doesn't trick you into being the cocksleeve
are there english casters?
Wolf and Achilios yes
Symmetra, you only need to endure her atypical autism until one night, after half a beer, she lets loose and becomes a sexual goddess, squeezing every drop of manjuice out of you and offering supreme cuddling
Why do they have a nu-males eating noodles on their website? Look at him, staring at it with his mouth open like a fucking soyboy. Pisses me off.
He reminds you too much of yourself?
Have you played Hanzo's new game yet?
Asian women love white men
But literally, just white
like, you could be the most uggo white dude, as long as your skin is white and your hair is light brown/blonde, you win
Thatbeingsaid, they're still very much like Papa Japan and want their men to be as beta or soy injected as possible
thats hot user
I bet wolf doesn't spend his time posting buzzword filled rants on social media about cartoon frogs
I hate hanzo so much and the makeover will make him be in even more games.
At least SCATTAH will finally be gone.
Sombra and zen.
I want to cure her autism with my dick
Oh, you got me. I'm really mad now.
No matter what they'll do with Hanzo, people will always keep bitching about him, his meme status is irreversible.
At least he will be less of a waste of space, but we all know he's gonna be totally busted after the makeover.
deals truckload of damage in competent hands
has reliable escape
has another damage ability on top that's more reliable than SCATTAH
what the fuck mics are they use for this broadcast holy shit
He's eating noodles as a joke. He became some meme after encourging people to eat noodles abroad on a tournament
I dont fucking know
welp.. time to go to japan and find love there
that reaper-like thing in the far left
what the fuck that's so unsettling
is that hanzo with a chronal accelerator?
Best Buy must have had a sale going on
This better be a puzzle game called Basic Geometry.
never write that again
This is the future of esports
make fun of someone
it must mean that you are jealous of them or they must remind you of them
fuck i hate the modern internet
korean overwatch fangirls
dude i can't listen to this shit
there's a reason I linked the korean stream
mics sound like they are from the dollar store
some fucking obnoxious rap music playing loud as fuck over the top
crowd noises on max volume
the 15 year olds
the low quality mics
Let me guess: US of A and console?
try NA esports broadcasting
ugh guys i just did a google search and reinhardt is also the name of a decorated nazi general of the third panzer army.
what did blizz mean by this?
be on EU
continuous loud Arabic hip hop through open mic
Why are white men so insecure?
Are contenders games on live patch?
That Reinhardt is an old German name.
Blizzard are racists, they're banning racist emotes to try and convince people they're not.
what the fuck
heh if reinhardt married that guy his name would be reinhardt reinhardt
Post best boy
it's actaully neat seeing pro play with new sombra. I really want to see her on maps she's not goat on rather than just anubis B or volkskya A.
I don't have a picture of
WHOS READY FOR THE NEXT CRUSADE MOTHER FUCKERS?
eat shit user
Post best tomboy
something strange is happening guys
/u/ get OUT
shouts allahu akhbar or something
really makes you think
old color scheme
all maps available
kr contenders unironically better than owl
I want Junkrat’s thick cock
blizz filled with nazis
no pepes allowed
no trihards in chat
please hide this i dont want reinhardt named Shieldorino and Angela Angelwing
What's the deal with Blizzard and trying to control every single aspect in and around the game? Have they always been this way? I don't know because this is my first Blizzard game.
Or are they just that afraid of sparking 'controversy', due to the nature of the internet of today?
welcome to Blizzard post-Activision
it was bad but then it became REALLY bad
frog is a shit meme and should've died when katy perry posted it in 2014
Not sure. I never played Blizz games before OW.
They just seem to be super SJW with OW and even more SJW with the OWL. I understand that they want to have a good image but it can work against them. Once you start banning pepe frogs as birthday pictures, you know you start going the wrong way.
koreans already riding the sombra meta
Why are you obsessing over a joke?
"alla til mig" means "all to me"
if she was saying "allah to me" it sounds like shes calling him out rather than submitting to him and the word Islam means voluntary “Submission”
why do all the overwatch casters pronounce things so retardedly
it's almost physically impossible to prevent a hack coming if she sneaks up on you. fucking stupid tbqh.
Yet people bitch more about how they can't react to hack rather than getting one clipped by Tracers for the nth time since games release. Funny how people conveniently forget Blizzards pet heroes are in desperate need of nerfs whenever another hero becomes viable
pretty sure i can hear her saying "alluh" brah
If anyone needs reasons why "rly mks u ding xDD" faggots should kill themselves, there you go.
it's almost physically impossible to prevent a hack
what is tracer 1 clip
what is dragon blade
what is scatter
what is deflect hitbox
yet people moan about a buff which wrecks their poster heroes
watching genji get fucked by hack
korea overwatch was worth getting up for
He asked friend, not fuckbuddy
Sorry goy but Sombra and her 47% winrate post buff are genuinely more important than Dva and her 100% pickrate for 4 months now
he couldn't stop being a racist cunt even on his birthday... it's a miracle blizz didn't just cancel his contract
cool trollin bruh but she kind of squires for a crusader, is directly modeled after the diablo crusader and speaks swedish ya know?
HERO 28 BABEEEEEEEE
ITALIANO PRIMO HERO CONFIRMED
for real? sauce?
keeps posting it
They better name him Pizza Pasta
In the spaghett
that's how it should be though. starting a hack and then having it canceled because there's enough time for the guy to turn around and chip you just makes her useless.
she just shouldn't be able to scoop up the kill as easily, since that's tracer's niche (lmao)
they need to revert the changes to her gun and the last translocator buff. being a reliable debuffer is a fine spot for her I think
I really appreciate that Blizz actually puts some effort into getting non English languages right.
i hope its an italian, then we can unite the axis powers.
I've been trying to get a potg with ana but I had no luck for now. Any tips ? Even stopping two ults is not enough.
Still missing Finland my friend :^)
2 FUCKIN swedes Blizz?
Yet no primo medditeranean boi after 2 years, s.m.h blizz
this is beyond pathetic
blizzard actually employs people who monitor owl players' social media literally 24/7 for signs of thought crime
can't make this shit up
sombra meta incoming
the nerf to ult generation was too severe
doesn't matter what you do if someone else gets a duble kill or something it means nothing.
sleep ulting mcree
shoot down a pharah
in between that anti 2 people to block zen ult
potg goes to riptire getting a double
shut genji everyone hates you.
Blizzard hires people to scour Twitter for pepe memes while they outsource all their art
You honestly couldn't make it up I agree
Pros already whined away the Sombra meta, there isn't going to be one, she'll be playable for a week for now maybe but she won't hit OWL like this
She's pretty much the hardest hero to get POTG for, her sleep dart doesn't count as a shutdown somehow. The only time I got an Ana POTG was when I nanoboosted a Rein who got a triple kill while I finished 2 other enemies off myself. You just gotta be lucky and hope the plays made by the others are underwhelming enough.
Where do you turn on this matrix meter for dva?
have you been watching contendies, sombra gets a ton of playtime. her ult charges slow enough. EMP is basically just used for a free kill on zen now.
it's right there in your pic on the left
Best ship coming thru, fags
yeah i'm asking how do i turn that on
everyone trying to work together, voice comms etc.
anyone even so much as mentions him he says they must be bad at the game
even when I complimented him for taking A almost on his own by getting 3 kills, he said "you suck that's why", like for some reason being this confrontational is his default mode
whatever at least the rest of the team is cool
game decides to jerk him off by giving him POTG and the only card our team got
I'm pretty sure it's on by default user
its always on. you only see it while its charging or being used
it is on. it's always on. wtf are you talking about, literally press rightclick.
italianposting is back
I'm finally happy.
sorry i'm a retard
Can you even disable it?
Lucio. He'd always give you mixtapes
The 20 seconds it took you to make this could have been spent doing literally anything else.
COUSIN ANTONIO IS THAT YOU?? OUR GOOD NONNA LUCIA SAYS YOU AIN'T BEEN VISITING LATELY. SHE MAKE-A THE LASAGNA JUST-A LIKE WHEN WE WAS BAMBINI.
ofc I haven't been watching blizzard's forced BS
I play the game though and I can tell you right now there will not be a sombra meta because the ult is too slow to charge without healthpacks
if you're autistic and care about OWL meta, good for you, but in the actual game sombra is no longer a viable pick unless the other team has 0 coordination
another qt who got unnecessary plastic surgery
This is why you don't get your plastic surgery at a clinic that does groupons.
What makes you so sure? Maybe she looked like seagull before and that's just the best they could do.
genji on the contenders logo
tracer on the owl logo
is Tracer > Gengu confirmed?
he doesn't know
pro play is where metas are made because the people there find and analyse metas, it's their job. From there it spreads to higher level ranked play and down the ranks. You probably don't see any of this because you are hardstuck in gold maining soldier "carrying" games but never climbing because of the forced 50 lmao.
Get a quad or triple kill with pissjar.
It's literally the only way.
AYE SHUDDUP GEUSEPPE!
TELL NONNA LUCIA I BEEN BUSTIN MY BALLS AWFF AT WORK OK!
because she looks pretty aside from the obvious nosejob
Sombra - good sense of humor loves internet and trolling
D.va - will play vidya with you
Rein - would be a blast to drink with and has tons of stories.
Hero 28 leaked image
you obviously don't play sombra yourself so I'll forgive you your ignorance
there will not be a sombra meta, period, end of story, the ult charges too slow and there's not enough value from the hero beyond that
well, maybe there is in bronze where you normally play... good luck climbing out
still better looking than soe
MAMMA MIA! nice trips
Soe is bottom of the barrel now that we have NA, BR and Korean Soe
why the fuck is there so much mama pasta in my thread
Any Italien milfs? I don't watch the league stuff but defs will if so
Hero 28 leaks:
It's an Italaian mafia hero. Uses a tommygun and rides a vespa. Ult is a super spicy pizza that allows all team mates 8 seconds of shooting with no reloads (unless if hanzo or reinhardt, they get faster shooting/swinging).
stitch looks like he's 14
why the fuck are most of the korean fans girls?
Yeah they really fucked her, she's never been a DPS, but with a 10% spread decrease (NOT A DAMAGE INCREASE) everyone is suddenly convinced she's some super oppressive high utility DPS monster, despite the fact that bad Sombras who can't aim well enough to get kills when they're sneaking around are now waaayy more useless because they can't even offer EMPs
What songs do you listen to while playing to get you hype?
this is mine
Matilda Smedius is a pharah main
Somebuddi say ITALIAN MILFS????
local primary school team "runaway" attending the interschool sports carnival. "15 and unders" overwatch event
cute korean boys~
WHY ISN'T GENJI A GIRL?
anyone ever joined those 18+ RP custom games? what was it like?
Today I managed to sleepdart/kill an ulting Genji and hen kill a mcree during his ult . Potg was mei nanoboosted.
Come on now, blizz
We missed out right at the end
Having the option to switch out your shotguns for a magnum for medium range would've been nice.
How long and thick do you think his dick is?
DEATH TO THE OPPOSITION
make way, hero 28 coming through
I feel like he has one of those types of dicks that you just can't get enough of. Like with just the sight of the dick you NEED to get fucked with it.
god imagine sucking soe's penis. that would be hot. also if it was massive and she use it to fuck me.
i think soe has a cock like a pringles tube.
based koreans don't give a shit about dive
You know exactly who I was talking about you meme loving fucks, don't play dumb with me.
chat slobbering over this
I just can't get used to korean surgery faces desu
Who read from the forbidden tomes and invoked the plague that is the Italian Shitposter, yet again?
I told you to leave that alone...
ywn be pumped full of french cream
I don't think I can go one more day honestly
he will get banned like last time, don't worry
why is this picture in picture spectating not in OWl I wonder. in client spectating we can control can't come soon enough. tbqh I would also be watching the supports POV, excluding mercy.
stop it stylosa
indeed still better than soe
holy hell ladies and gentlemen
Just rmember that pepe is a white supremist symbol you cucks
I hope to see some interesting interactions between them, pls deliver blizzard
ywn be gangbanged by futa versions
of the overwatch girls
Why would they have interactions? They'd have never met. Brigitte has been mostly to germany and sweden, following Rein around, while Pharah has been in middleeastistan doing who knows what donkey
literally no genji in KR contenders
sombra is actually less fun to watch somehow
Out of these faggots Vinny was the only normal one
Literally why she was nerfed, people are used to being able to just run trains on people with Genji and now that he can't people just aren't bothering, what a joke that hero is, a crutch with training wheels bolted on
What reason would they have to actually interact though?
Why would they have interactions? They'd have never met.
When has that mattered? D.Va has interactions with Widowmaker, Mei and Rein.
before sombra patch there was other heroes you could run alongside tracer, now it looks like only reaper or your own sombra is viable.
He was played earlier, just got hacked and buttfucked
Brigitte is going to be annoying af in FFA isn't she?
Canadian hero when?
id still bang sam though
Already in the game since Blizz was worried about a skin offending people
holy fuck this 3rd person overview cam ults every 2 seconds. moira shit flying everywhere. so many final points are so goddam stupid.
He watches OWL
I've got my comp points ready for that gold weapon my lads
he gets mad about others enjoying things
all the decent mid level players quit
Diamond and Masters full of retard throwers and trolls
What's it called when you spend more and more time playing a hero but get progressively worse and worse?
The fuck outta 'ere with this shit nigga. We both know hero 28's gonna be rockin that primo italiano salciccia boyo.
STILL DA KING BABEEEEEE
Mama wong can be hero 29 tho kk.
would it be a crime to make stitch my husband (female)
he thinks people making fun of him are mad at him
Angela spots a defenseless shota
Yep. Dva, tracer and genji are not fun to play with or against
My life - an Ana mains story
I can post some of my diary passages if you'd like
mommy when she sees my dick
Italy sux I know cuz I live there. Make some other country a hero
Elder God Tier
Lucio, Reinhardt, Winston, Mei, Tracer
D.Va, McCree, Zenyatta, Ana, Zarya, Orisa, Torbjörn, Sombra, Doomfist, Pharah
Mercy, Roadhog, Junkrat, Bastion, Soldier: 76, Genji
Symmetra, Moira, Hanzo
Feel free to fix this.
Genji and Tracer are far to iconic in Blizzards eyes. They cant imagine a world where their figureheads are not central to every match.
audience full of girls
Yeah, Italy sucks what have they done besides pizza?
your wife will never be that cute
Got buttfucked in WW2, pretty nicely.
general full of girls
It just fits.
was meant for the "best friend" post
OWL needs more korean fangirls
Wow just look at these faggots dissin italu
I bet youse have your pasta with the white sauce ya pussies
why do so many girls spectate, but not play the actual game
They realized they cannot compete so they didn't even try.
Conquered most of Europe and Carthage, the Renaissance, be the center of the Catholic faith
it sounds like shes calling him out
Overwatch needs more Italian heroes
Overwatch needs more Italian milfs
Overwwatch needs less gooks
Select any of the above 3 and you'd be correct
I guess the same reasons why some people only watch actual sports but don't really participate. Even though Overwatch isn't that great for spectators.
Imagine the next hero Blizzard will release is
not a woman.
The next hero will be a Southern European male, but he won't be Italian.
There is 0 mentions of Italy in the game so far. Italy most likely has be nuked completely barren by Omnics and there are 0 survivors.
please stop posting bobby my heart can't take it
Imagine the next hero Blizzard will release is
Hopefully it's a hot and/or cute guy
more omnics when
reddit the hero
It will be a femboy
Maybe if they win the World Cup.
Resurrected Mondotta hero when?
Rome =/= Italy
Conquered most of Europe
Yeah,until they got blown out by people living in wooden huts.
Italy hasn't been good at football for fuckin years. They needed a kick up their ass to remind them they've slipped from glory
Theres that comic doomfist first appeared in. The omnic probs is italian ok don't break my dreams just let it happen pls
there is a greek flag in the icons. what hero is greek?
None, but there's a Greek map; Ilios.
Ilios maps are in Greece that's why there is that Greek flag.
Funny how this is happening to Germany (and Britain) now with blackbois from mudhuts and sandybois from allahland.
not really feeling this "let's pretend to be /int/" meme desu
the center of the Catholic faith
That's supposed to be a good thing? Catholics weren't that nice t bh.
Found the /pol/fag.
It happens to every general with Esports, the concept of not feeding the trolls is lost on this generation of redditchan users and it's free replies every time
this shit is all over the website now
It's almost like history is repeating itself because human nature can't change.
Modern world is too young and people think that nothing can ever change.
The Byzantines thought the same, that they will be the no1 power of the world forever after all they had been in power for almost 1k years, even the day before they were being raped in their streets.
Modern world/status quo is not even 300 years old.
Thank god I live in NA where all we get are hispanic and some chinese immigrants. We really lucked out. Those people actually assimilate and become productive members of society.
The old world is dying. The new world will live on.
tfw stuck in gold despite being able to play tracer to a diamond level because i'm too nervous to pick dps and carry in comp so I just fill and do trash so I can't rank up
finally some fucking torb play
Nigga please, if you can actually play Tracer at diamond level it shouldn't be too hard to shit all over those gold players. If you have good movement they literally don't know how to deal with you. Just do it, you don't have much to lose anyway.
I haven't played comp in like 5 seasons but I used to be a top 10 D.VA and I get 3 to 4 golds in qp every game.
Should I play comp before she gets nerfed again?
why is blizz so bad at moderating comp?
She'll never be touched again. At least not for 6 months minimum.
I know I could shit on them if I tried, I just always fill and play winston or a support i'm not very good at or not really trying at because i don't really want to be playing them. Like I said i'm just too nervous to just pick Tracer and play her especially when people instalock 4 dps in all my games anyway.
Wrong again. Pic related.
Lol never meant to start a pol and antipol circlejerk. To end the argument, italians are the master race
What makes you say that?
Geoff said she's "in a good place" or someting similar to that
Anyone concerned (Blizzard/Pros) are comfortable in their current dive meta and don't want it to change.
D.va is a main contributor to it so she will not be nerfed.
Why is Rime such a great skin?
tfw i didn't get my qt turk hero. Maybe next time..
She was changed plenty already though and was a main dive contributor before her last """"nerf""""
He's retarded and changes his mind all the time though.
genji getting a fat mexican dick up his ass constantly
This is satisfying to watch
Because blue girls are the best
I want to fuck those fat korean chicks
I bet the reason we don't have an italian hero yet is because it's nearly impossible to make an italian character without adding every possible italian meme characteristic to the hero and making them a walking talking stereotype.
Be honest, can you imagine an italian hero that doesn't say "mamma mia!"? Would you even accept such a thing?
Travelling to Junkertown
DOOF DOOF, DOOF-DOOF DOOF
If only Blizzard would leave her along for a bit.
Name one (1) hero who isn't a walking stereotype
Name one thing more satisfying than hacking a Pharah out of the air.
Travelling to Numbani
LA LO LI
Moira, Winston, Mei, Roadhog, Pharah, Orisa, Ana, Symmetra.
I want it exactly for that reason tho. They did it with gonji and hanbro and everyone seems cool with that. With an italian character if done well it would actually be proper comedic relief, done far better than what junkrat is supposed to be
nothing stupid about knowing mei is best waifu
Sounds fair desu.
Hacking a wallriding lucio over a pit
hacking a genji and watching him jump off a cliff tryign to double jump
MY WRIST IS HURTING SO FUCKING MUCH AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
come on user
landing literally any actual skillshot
Doomfisting a deflecting Genji into a wall
Popping Tracer's head as Zenyatta
Name one (1) fictional character who isn't a walking stereotype.
The hack change will ensure she never really disrupts the current meta.
Hana "100% pickrate in OWL" Song is not on the radar for overpowered heroes according to Jeff. Giving a tank DPS tier damage as well as incredible mobility and the second best defensive skill in the game after deflect is fine though, nerf Sombra, Sombra is the real problem right?
tfw you headshot a Tracer as Mei from across the map
They wont touch any of the mobile characters with a high pickrate since those are the only ones people are interested in watching in OWL.
An American that dresses as a cowboy in the 2080's
Not a stereotype
Lmao all this does is filtering the scrub Sombras who try to frontal hack somebody over and over.
Pharah doesn't have enough personality to be considered a stereotype
Second best? What's the best?
Maybe that's the stereotype, that she's not allowed to express herself.
It's so retarded. I more or less "main" her since beta with consistently above average stats across the board and her rocket change was retarded from the very start, absolutely everybody who knows how she works saw it coming.
Having her boost into pharah with matrix was fun before but now I can just delete her out of the sky.
"so lucky XD"
do it again
Fuck off with that meme already, none of the characters that haven't been in shorts have any personality whatsoever
Oh sorry user, I didn't see that
Which means she's always going to have to initiate from behind, which means less time shooing and hacking and more team flanking and sneaking, which is bad because now she'll be charging ulti even slower since she can't charge off packs and has to pick every single engagement correctly or be useless.
Oh yeah and she's NOT a DPS who can now only reliably charge thought her damage.
Travelling to Horizon Lunar Colony!
*deep retching sounds*
What part of Moira is irish stereotype?
Half breed mongrel leaf security guard with no good emotes
No Solid Snake or Big Boss skins for Soldier 76, the soldier-themed character of the game.
Disappointing. And don't tell me that's what his night-ops skin is, because it most certainly is not.
KR contenders is fun
It's not APEX but it's fun
How are any of them stereotypes?
You should watch some top level Sombras, it's really not a big issue.
The LoS change will take way longer to adjust to.
Farm Arcade lootboxes
Win 7x in a row with 4x4 TDM
Suddenly the cancer or forced 50 starts coming
Lose 3x in a row
ok back to DM
The next hero is going to be a perfectly /fit/ bisexual italian man that's a tank, pic related.
That's all? She's fine then.
Your opinion is shit
all the fun koreans are in OWL
It's going to be Sanjay and he'll be Talon's tank
none of the characters that haven't been in shorts have any personality whatsoever
That arguably only goes for Mercy and Roadhog. Mei and Rein already had tons of personality before their shorts came out.
It's like Chu doesn't know that to do with Pharah, she just seems so bland right now.
Let each team ban one hero in ranked and in OWL so every match isn't a Dva Winston party
another fugly poo
No way dude.
tons of personality
bad at speaking isn't a personality trait user
AYYYYYYYYYYEEE WE ALL READY FOR HERO 28 THE BISEXUAL MUSTACHED ITALIANO MAN?
THATS WHAT IMMA TALKING ABOUT CANT WAIT FOLKS
Mei has a personality. Being a big cutie.
I don't think so. With all the Cuntfists out there you will barely get any kills with her cooked spaghetti.
Ban Dva Tracer or Genji
Half of the teams are useless and boring to watch because too slow for muh 15 year olds
Tank meta coming
Epic battles with Reins charging earthshatters and manly explotions everywhere
but every team would ban zen or widow
winston and dva arent good or important enough to require a ban, teams can very easily play without them
meanwhile the main healer is always comp-defining because blizzard cant balance and widow can solowin games
tfw no hero 28 until july
The onlu acceptable 28th hero would be either a female aussie or NZer, or a mediterranean (italian, greek, spanish) hero
With Brig we should have a CC meta
Fist niggr stuff
(Someone can figure out a better version)
Just completely disable the enemy's chance to control their characters
What if Mei had an actual cool design?
Release Junkerqueen as a voice and picture on Junkertown.
Release Brigitte as maylay character.
There are already 2 Junkers.
Still need a Talon tank.
Yeah no way JQ is coming out for a long time or ever for that matter.
Meanwhile, Tulum exists
*blocks your path*
*farts and spits saliva onto walls by using centrifugal force*
*heavy footsteps strong enough to annoy tumblr in their sea of landwhales*
h-hey guys are you ready for another EPIC MATCH, between d.va, winston, tracer, genji, zen, lucio, versus d.va, winston, tracer, genji, zen, and lucio? it's gonna be so much fun and skilful. i'm looking forward to that btw XP also dont fucking use pepes or emotes you faggots, we're walking the fine line against tumblr so watch your shit BTW IM SUPER EXCITED TO ANNOUNCE THAT GUY PRESSING Q :O be sure to LIKE and GET UR TOKENS btw xD
*opens reddit and laugh at lorefags*
*blizzard's door closes with soda and doritos gas leaking from the floor*
Blizzard's great love story is between two men
Why does this player icon 100% guarantees that that player is gonna be a 12 year old try hard who rage quits if you tell him to shut up or if your team starts to lose?
What if she wasn't an overweight shit with a terrible voice?
how can 2 people be so wrong?
Why would they ever choose right over the left?
Or the right over mama wong, for that matter?
Do people in OWL form a party to get that sweet 20% extra exp after a match?
but then americans wouldnt like her because shes not fat
Who needs cool design when you have cute design!
I do feel her skin options are kinda restricted because 'muh silhouette' though
What skills will Queen of Junkertown have?
Pharaoh doesn't really have any personality but she's got a lot of shitty one liners about flying and rockets and shit
flamethrower. i think it'd suit how i'd imagine her personality and be pre cool
deepthroating, bondage and double anal
This is the result of target groups and advanced marketing. Mei's style clearly wasn't designed with us in mind.
The unfortunate thing is the audience she was designed to lure in has stopped playing/caring about OW long ago, while we are stuck with OverWeight Mei.
wrist aiming virgins must suffer
t. arm chad
Awesome concept art of a serious ice mountain rock climber
Lets make her fat and look more friendly because SJW
Overweight Mei is best Mei fuck you all.
Mei is delicious and cute and I would give my life for her.
Say what you will, who ever was behind OW's promotion, marketing, and consulted the design etc was a goddamn genius.
Dicking on someone's main with Sombra to the point that they switch to Sombra and do awful because they don't play her
no terrible voice
this alone would go a long way in making the character less repugnant and unlikable.
Early OW designs were just a mixed bag all around.
join comp lobby
insta lock soldier
some indian kid says over coms "Can I have soldier please?"
write "muting team chat"
mei could have had an ice skater design
using frozen winds to CC
no dumb slow throw meta
she could have been an actual interesting and futuristic character instead of tumblr pander fodder with "lol ice elemental in cryogenic capsule" personality
Why didn't you abandon this stupid game yet, user?
them pharah wings
holy fuck blizzard
That top left character looks italian
looks like battleborn shit
Porco Rosso Pharah design is kinda cool.
These were probably made before there was a mainline of thinking behind the design and style path that the game was gonna follow.
That's why there are so mixed and all around as you say.
Could've had a fat mustachio italiano mario-looking character instead of a towelhead
Blizz y tho
whens porco rosso
nobody cares about pharah anyway, just replace her
Man I really want to develope my own game and have awesome stuff like this in it.. goddamn
Her broken English is part of her charm imo, it makes her a bit more believable as a character, but she does feel out of place on the battlefield unlike the other heroes.
Mussolini character when?
Without a doubt.
DIDDO SOMEBOUDE CALL MAMMA ME?
I feel really bad the Medieval Times guys.
They struggle to stay open and cover their costs with their every plummeting attendance. Forced to water down their pepsi and soups to stretch the budget. Firing and rehiring people sporadically since they never know if they can pay them or not.
Then comes along Blizzard...
Hey, do this promotional event for us.
Oh, that's really nice but we can't do that, video games are one of the main reasons people don't come here anymore and why we struggle financially.
Listen, you're dying. You're going to die. But you're going to die on our terms. Take the money.
give 3 bans then :^)
More pizza, your grace?
Italy posters, can we come to a compromise? Let's agree that hero 28 will be Italian, but also a titty monster?
t. big titty council representative
best girl, best design
Mei a cute
then you could ban every shield tank and make the game unplayable on offense
literally just rat to win
SI YA, CANELONI AND MUTSARELA TO MEKE FOR GOOD PIZZA,
A lot of those look like things from Armored Core. I really dig em.
Bottom right as a skin fucking when?
Sure, make her a nun tho ye?
literally a metal thong
If this isn't an indication of Reaper being gay then I don't know what is.
What if it's a "totally not monica bellucci" with her medium sized but perfect titties?
What did the Italian hero 28 say to the guy he was about to kill?
Pasta la Vista baby
THIS IS AN ITALIAN OVERWATCH THREAD NOW
POST ITALIAN HERO GAMEPLAY / DESIGN IDEAS
GO NUTSZARELLA MI AMIGOS
We could have had The Rocketeer
This is the perfect female, I swear.
You sound like a future school shooter.
You're mother was an italian whore with a fat arse!
We missed out on a lot of neat designs.
wanting this piece of shit
when we could've had italian man with wings
Who should I main to be a special snowflake besides unplayable crap like shitfist?
all of these make my dick explode
I can be your angle or your devil
current top pickrate hero
Why couldn't Italian hero 28 go out on the late night Overwatch mission?
It was pasta his bedtime!
Wait till Hero 28 is released (the italien one). Until then no one
I know that feel
Healer with wing missiles, nade launcher and mini-bazooka
OKAY YES, just make all of that biotic splash I guess
both are very low pick rates
I love Tracer.
totally not metal gear ray
TRACER IS A WHORE
I want to eat American ass!
Get 4 golds by letting the rest of her team die.
Are we talking regular nun or slutty nun here?
We need to go bigger, otherwise she would be great!
I fucking hate having to shoot at Pharah as Soldier. She's always fucking out of max damage range, her stupid fucking rockets bounce you around, she always has a fucking Zen orb or pocket Mercy or both. Fuck Pharah.
Mafia-themed italian dude
Primary fire is a tommygun.
First ability is a molotov used for crowd control and area denial that creates a pool of fire on the ground for a short duration.
Second ability is he pulls out a vespa that gives him movement speed faster than lucio's (but it only affects him, not the team).
Ult is he makes all team mates' weapons have a bottomless clip for 5 or so seconds. Hero's like Rein and Hanzo have sped up swinging/arrow-firing.
The hero supplies Talon weapons and used to rival the shimada clan.
Seeing that cute retro anime D.Va makes me like cute gook D.va less.
anons pls, you'd just end up ruining the game with your shittaste and shitpinions
Just get your D.VA to help her.
The worst part is that the rest of your team just acts like the Pharah doesn't exist until they get killed by her just so they can shift the blame to you.
Whatever type of nun you prefer, fampai
all those guns and mags hanging over
we get a simple globe with legs
neon scrappy anime girl dva
that mini Zarya
Game filled with awesome stuff
People would just walk around all day looking and styling on each other
I have high tier taste and opinions, actually. I have a longstanding streak of being right about the approach to game balance and what needs to be done and I have a great imagination.
quit liking things that I don't like
all the heroes are broken and have nothing but bullshit abilities
soldier needs pocket to beat pocket pharah and healers never fucking understand that.
"lol soldier can you shoot pharah?"
Well! I stand corrected!
Had a nagging feeling you are a 40K fan :)
bottom left and middle right are really neat
Can u rate my idea out of 10 then? Thx babe Xoxo
Sanjay's white, dipshit.
Not him but religious zealots are a cool archetype
Middle right reminds me a lot of early Bastion.
you boyfriend tyrone aswell
Left is Tracer in a parka, why do you people worship it so much?
Definitely agree my dude
Sanjay is a very well known Indian name, mate.
the team felt Bastion was too impersonal until they added a birdie
Is this why we'll never have an evil Omnic character, because it would be "impersonal"?
Cos she not fat, duh.
why wasn't Mei another anorexic shit with a broken voice instead of a thicc queen with a cute voice?
Mei isn't fat either, no matter how much you want her to be.
Wanna know how I know you're an obese faggot?
Everyone "anorexic" is actually in peak condition
Which girl has the sexiest tummy?
This and its not even close
*in overwatch. Anorexia exists, but no hero in the game is portrayed as such
dva or tracer
Delete your account
How can anyone compete?
you seem to have an unpopular opinion
Leave chubby chasers alone. Let us have this ONE win.
We already have it. She's a cute little thing with a noice thicc body and no matter what people say, we'll draw and animate her as such.
I FREAKING NEED HEALIN
Leave no witnesses
ugh, where's my Prozac
just when you think you're out, they pull you back in
no Fareeha or Brigitte tummy to lick
Just end it all
BASED Mei posters
I FREAKIN NEED HEALIN OVA HEEYA
I heard it in my head, sounds great.
can we have enemies being friendly?
I bet its all Metzens work. Metzen was amazing. Too bad SJWs forced him to quit.
f0kken 'ell m8! i r8 8/8
ass eating on shadbase? ever get that feeling of deja-vu?
fucking kek based shadman
Reminder that Blizzard dont take statistic into consideration when they apply balance changes. All they care about is reaction of their casual low bronze players, which stupid enought to buy lootboxes.
FOKKEN 'ELL M8! I R8 8/8
italian spammer gets banned
40 posts just gone
lmao get wrecked you nerd
sombra will never make rom hacks with you and D.va
this is bullshit
fuck off fat lover hope you get banned too
tfw unironic mercy main healslut
david bowie fucks a 15 year old.jpg
play a character you enjoy
the absolute state of this game
tfw no gamer dad
Not playing one of the 12 "meta" heroes.
Do you think this is some type of game?
Why is Hana x Angela the best thing to have come out of this otherwise mediocre game?
Can't wait for cinematic of these two
I wanna be friends with Ark!
4 losses, coms or no coms doesn't matter
I'm done, see you in Season 10
not trying to get as low sr as possible
the point of comp is getting gold weapons. i got 3 last season alone
Moira has some nice ass and thighs on this spray
Why is his artstyle so fucking hideous?
Call blizz tech support for 999 time and get instantly unbanned.
Its sucks tho. And blizzard, unlike their support is utterly retarded. They gave retards tools to ban anyone for anything and dont do anything to fix their garbage abusable report system. They ban people for using emotes. They ban people fo spamming voice lines. They ban memes. What the fuck is this anti-utopian totalitarian shit? How is this allowed?
me on the left
Is this where the fire begins to rise for Shanghai?
be autistic shitter
relate to autistic poo wizard due to your autism
autistic fits stop you from being able to aim and poo wizard doesn't require aim
one-trick autistic poo wizard for these reasons
be completely useless to your team in the process
My favorite ship, by far
Me on the right.
little lip bites
I hope so, Shanghai deserves at least one win
Who makes these sfms again? I forgot.
Wait banning is THAT bad? You can't be serious......
there are only 2 heroes that have shields
one is maylay
one fires bullets that barely hit
We really need another shield hero
I know I'm nitpicking but Brigitte, Winston, and Symmetra all of shields too.
bullets that barely hit
How do you do that at low rank? Don't you get very few points at the end of the season for that?
I love her too.
lol fuck off you fat ass
slim people are objectively superior to pudgy faggots
My alt acc being suspended every 2 weeks on average for playing widow-only. You tell me.
I just realised how bored I am playing Orisa and how shit I am at Rein
I only who one person who likes Mei and he's a 100kg+ fatass irl
well, I guess it's shitpicking until the end of season
How do you do that at low rank?
clever throwing. gotta be sure to guarantee a loss each game without getting banned
Don't you get very few points at the end of the season for that?
only around 60 at end of season iirc, but games are so easy this low that between 500 and 1500 sr you can just spam games and earn nonstop comp points
reminder to bully all snipers
What feeling do you get as Doomfist when you punch the Tracer into a wall
but then she slides off it, recalls, and kills you?
Nice sentence my friend.
Git gud at Rein then. Get close and learn when to pin tanks.
haha just react in 0.1 seconds broooo xd
"Make sure to type "Easy" and "Get rolled faggots" after every game"
not typing "bg 2 ez"
not declaring to the other team that you intend to throw
not tryharding and carrying your team to victory
not mocking the other team for being unable to win despite the fact you were throwing
you will learn eventually
damn, that was cool
hurr durr don't shoot at him lol
I wish I could bury the face of a Genji player Inside his computer screen, just once. That cybercunt has been a pain in the ass since the beta, and not only to snipers. I had to pause the game for a moment, because the simple fact of seeing Genji in EVERY fuckin game, in every fuckin mode made me physically sick.
I never, ever, felt such hate toward a videogame character before.
it was a prediction, not a reaction. he clearly waited for widow to scope in and predicted the moment she was about to shoot and deflected it. it's the widow's fault for not baiting out the deflect...
Pausing in an online game
is there anything more satisfying than outsniping them with Zen?
Lol dude just shoot him exactly when his deflect ends but before he dashes behind your back haha.
dps keeps switching to different dps because he can't make any of them work
switches to throw pick because we're obviously gonna lose
are they allergic to picking something that isn't a dps or something? i main tank because i'm shit at dps and i aint afraid of admitting that to myself
out sniping them with mercy's pistol. It happens more often than you'd think because widow's tend to stand perfectly still and will even tank 1 or 2 hits to get a shot off, and since mercy's shots move slow they all kinda just show up and rip widow's face up
i'm shit at dps and i aint afraid of admitting that to myself
Silver shitter here. iktf. It's too much pressure too, having out kill everyone on the team so they don't yell at you. If I just stay with DVA and get gold damage/kills it feels like a reward instead of just doing what I'm supposed to do.
synonym taking a break
definition, verb: "Interrupt one's activity briefly"
If you had said "I had to pause from the game" then sure. But saying "I had to pause the game" very clearly indicates that the game itself was paused which you can't do. Learn to subject verb agreement dork.
say "I had to take a pause from the game" instead. When you say "I had to pause the game" it takes a whole new meaning.
I want mommt ziegler to take care of me
Triggered that a little Chinese girl doesn't have to bust her ass starving herself to death to look like something any REAL man would bounce all day and night?
triggered that men like Mei and not you?
not shooting at someone for 2 seconds is hard
pick moira or sombra
never die to genji
retard is upset about genji
lucio or zen
doesn't have to bust her ass starving herself to death
are you fucking kidding me? Regulary exercising and eating a NORMAL FUCKING DIET is considered starving yourself to death now?
I want to ban all Americans from the general. What the fuck.
the buff sombra needs
having to chance on whether the genji has deflect off cooldown whenever you try to do anything around him
yeah losing 1 pound a week is normal and ideal right?
Yes let the frustration flow through you.
You don't "chance" it. You assume he has it.
Literally every single hero has an ability that you have to play around. This isn't exclusive to one hero. You are actual garbage.
If you're bodyfat percentage is above 15%/25% for men and women respectively then yes it absolutely is you disgusting fatass.
Place laser a Little bit too far to the right
Have to place all lasers over again losing the match because of it
Totally worth it.. I am not autistic btw.
And Genji's Deflect is in the "total bullshit" category alongside Mei's, Tracer's, and Sombra's.
This general is overwhelmingly shit at the game like the rest of Veeky Forums at anything right? Are there a few decent players that can give advice?
I know everything about this game, what advice do you need?
Must be fun at silver.
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