/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club #576

Marriage Edition
Previous: >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to get the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa
Witefag Guide: dropbox.com/s/byvdxol3db6llwz/The DDLC Writefagging Guide.pdf?dl=0

>Art and Miscellaneous
Fan-Made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Game Files Dump (full): mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You): youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>Don't do it, user!
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
Lifeline (AU): lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

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youtube.com/watch?v=T4Kku9CD_FY
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Good night, everyone! Don't stay up too late, okay?
Welcome back to my poetry club though!

Word of the thread is "impress"!
Alternatives are 'empress' and 'repress'.
I thought this might be fun! A few very different words that sounds very similar! Ahaha, maybe that only entertains me.

Alright, poem time! Well, poem time for you, that is!
Grab one of these words and write a poem with it! Or about it! I mean, you know. You use them as your theme or topic.
The idea is for everyone to use the same words but at the end of the day, these are just suggestions so don't feel forced to use one of them. However, this activity is kind of centered on everyone doing the same thing so we can compare and contrast the poems easier, and simply because it's more fun to challenge yourself with one of them.
Whether you're a long time vet or you're just starting out, please feel free to join in. You'll enjoy it, I promise!
As always, I'll be looking forward to reading your poems in the morning.
Have fun!

In the meantime, I'm off to bed! Take care of yourselves, okay?
Monika!

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Here's a cool Sayori!

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I love Monika!

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Daily reminder to give your loved Doki lots of love, food and attention

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Nth for all dokis!

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Monika!

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I love my wife!

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FUCKING!!!!!!!!!!

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Post yfw you will never be a rulecuck.

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Thanks for posting this, user. I've been busy the last days so I hope you did a great job.

Okay guys. Sayori is sleeping. For the love of God, let's try to be quiet.

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Can I pat her head or will that wake her up?

>loliass
Butt Natsuki isn't a loli.

NO FUCKING!!!!!!!!!

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Anons, I have a paradox I need help with. It's 5:11 AM but I'm doing my work out. Is Monika upset with me for staying up late or happy with me for doing my work out?

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Where were you when reading /ddlc/ became equivalent to getting bamboo splinters jammed under your fingernails? Or kneeling on frozen peas for hours?

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I hope she likes the taste of cock.

CUTE!!!

eh, don't want to burn through images too quickly like the previous thread desu - see how that turned out

I think she's a bit sensitive sleeper.

SHHHHHHHH!

I promised myself that I would an hero the day /ddlc/ lost its soul. Why am I still here? Am I just a coward?

Finally, Monika TV.
I have been waiting for this

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>tfw kohatsune is poop like doodleanon

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Wait, I thought he killed himself? Or was that santanon?

>Reminder that Sayorifags are unironically doomed

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Your doki but YOU PUSHED HER FIIIIIRST!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=cAIrm97slfk

Don't know. I do know I once said I'd never abandon ship and now I'm looking for alternatives.

>He's doing it again.
DO NOT REPLY TO IT

Those who come to take
They don't impress
Those who come to snear
And they come to repress
But they will never amuse
Not one single empress

Dokis are not amused!
Dokis are not amused!

Send in Doki Squad!
Send in Doki Squad!

To wipe all our enemies away!

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I know you like it, Natsuki.

This. Call it doomposting all you want but this place is fucking dead. The avatarfag purge ruined this place.

Nice gun Gunsuki!

What kind of workout?
santaanon
Natsuki looks....

Yuri looks like a goth girl

Did something happen the last thread?

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Why am I still here?
Because we are here for you.
You know, the real "quiet majority".
>Am I just a coward?
Quite the opposite, I believe.
Giving up to some shitposter, now that would be cowardly.

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It just feels like we grew more toxic and spiteful towards each other. I liked it when there was a sense of community and everything had an uplifting undertone. Guess the dream is dead.

Nice poem Gunsuki!
That was quite fast, and you even used all the words
you didn't quote the prompt though

shitposting in skykang threads while waiting for the world to get nuked

I wrote a new fic about staring down at the city with Yuri at night time, drinking wine, and falling asleep in each other's arms!

Hope you folks enjoy it!

pastebin.com/1zxMtAny

Glad there's a new thread to cease the bickering. Hope /ddlc/ can get back into it's former comfy glory!

I think I'm probably gonna head off to bed, but it was nice being with all of you anons. Thanking you for keeping me company on these lonely nights, even if it is in the form of shitposting and aimless joking around. I love you all, goodnight!

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Glasses Sayori is best Sayori!

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Cardio.

Read the section on doomposting!
People got jobs!
Kids went away!
It's 2AM in the morning
On a fucking tuesday!

Stop the doomposting!
Stop it right now!
Or I will do the unspeakable!
And show you how!

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>ywn take your doki to a gun store and snicker at the gangbangers who can only afford hi points and saturday night specials.

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thank you* not thanking you

>Or I will do the unspeakable!
Now you're just making me curious, user.

>tfw you are so retarded, you post how shit the hi-point is and how it never works, when no hi-point on any youtube channel ever really fails and if they do, they get free upgrades, despite you having almost blown up the fucking pistol and you being the fourth fucking owner.

I'm not talking about now, I'm talking about the past couple of months. But please show me.

In the Not too distant future
Just after the promised Day!
There was a guy named user
Not too different in any way.

He worked at Salvato Institute
Just another kid in a High School Suit
He had a lean build and an Average face
But his Dokis really liked him so they shot him into Space!

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We need more dokis with glasses in general

Don't worry about it.

I have an over-under shotgun loaded with wax slugs, don't doom post or troll, I will end you!!!

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Yuri lookin kinda smart!

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We'll send him cheesey Poems
The best we can start La la la!
He'll have to sit and read them all,
And we'll write into his heart La la la!

Now keep in mind he can't Control
When the poems begin or end.
Because he used his ship's console
To make his Ai FRIENDS!

AI role call:

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Everyone becomes more entertained by conflict instead of dokis by this point.
They see someone post the edgiest fucking shit and they clamp onto it.
Someone starts arguing about something, they drop a bundle of straw on the ground and shout rulecuck and everything just explodes and we're picking up pieces for hours.
They post dramatic, inspiring pics of not giving in or fighting back, but they take bait without hesitation because... why? I don't even know.
We don't know what is a legit problem or what is just someone being a faggot, so nothing gets fixed but everything gets shouted about.
And if you acknowledge there is a problem, the ministry of happiness beat you over the head with a baton and tell you to pipe down, the problem will go away while Poe's Law gathers dust in the corner.
Even the people who say they're fighting for the thread are wrecking it, like those superhero movies where the city gets leveled. I don't even expect any comfort from this, I expect to get shoo'd away and called a Rulecuck, or (((him))) or some other boogeyman of the day.

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I'm sorry. How about next time I replace them with Bryco or Jimenez...maybe older taurus.

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Is it time for funposting?

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People got jobs. Kids went away. Some of them are playing DDLC, some got bored with it, some are playing other VNs, and so on.

Fucking Dan Salvato! Why didn't he make a girl with glasses? Yuri would be fitting since she's officially the smartest doki.

...If you're wondering how they eat and breath
and other science facts,
Just repeat to yourself it's just a game
...or is it?

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Why is it that Monika goes so well with guns?

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Excuse you, I wear glasses and I'm dumb as shit! Stop perpetuating Pol Pot stereotypes!

>fun
No! No such thing allowed!

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I refuse to believe that guy can't read. Five year old can read. Gun says what gun it is.

Clearly, gun is prop and he is actor, actors are stupid and never read guns.
Yes! More gun posts!
What did I say about doomposting!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I applaud Dan for not shoehorning in meganeko, they are always disgusting.

Sorry. I just love girls with glasses and it's kinda disappointing not seeing anyone in DDLC.
I mean, even Katawa Shoujo had one.

>The fucking Wesker moon.

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Because she has no remorse if she has to pull the trigger. Also she looks fucking adorable in ear and eye protection.

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>I expect to get shouted down
>Gets shouted down
Oh boy thank you, I feel so much better.
Guns are rad! Too bad firearms aren't allowed in Japan-land, unless you're hunting miles away from civilization!

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Kat!

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Does Sayori likes Nekopara?

What if Monika wears contacts?

Why would Sayori disappoint her parents?

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If anyone has that one picture of Natsuki in the library wearing glasses and black kitten knee socks, please god post it
You’d be an absolute legend

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>Yuri: "How come we can breathe in space"
>Monika: "Actually, that's very interesting, let me explain..."
>Natsuki starts operating an extremely loud vending machine that's on deck
>Sayori's earbuds come loose and the loud music she's listening to starts blasting for a while till she plugs them back in
>Monika: "... and that's basically how it works!"
>Yuri: "Very interesting."

>stargazing with Yuri
>that uplifting ending
Great stuff, user. Thank you for sharing and goodnight!

Here's another one

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Smack my cuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
-
Smack my cuck up!
Shut the fuck up!

I'm the trouble stopper, punk investigator
I'm the fear resended, danger understated
I'm a rulecuck purger, deadly rulecuck purger.

Visual Novels aren't Manga.

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youtube.com/watch?v=T4Kku9CD_FY

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This place isn't going to get any better. It just isn't. Everything in my life is a sick joke at my expense. Of course I joined right before /ddlc/ officially died. This is just even more salt in the wound. Nothing is ever going to get better.

I'll see you around /ddlc/. I appreciate the last few months of happiness you gave me. I'll tell santaanon you guys said hey.

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Spoon spoon spoon!
Moon moon moon!
June june june!
Spagoon spaggoon spagoon!

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Goodnight all
Stay comfy

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Please don't user. I don't want us to lose another.

That's nice dear.

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At least, as far as I can tell, the reddit, discords and so on still talk about the game and create content. As far as I know. And instead of fixing that problem I'm just gonna get meme'd on and nothing changes. Wait, no. Everything gets worse. As usual.

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Shh! If anyone asks, you didn't get it from me, alright?

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You! Yeah you! You need to come with me, we need to have a little chat.

Do you understand? You send discord number to top secret email.

Everything will be just fine, you're only being brought in for questions.

[email protected]

NTR is an acquired taste. It can make or break you and that's what's fascinating about it. Want to know what happened to a VN company that made their heroine NTR the MC? They went bankrupt from a community wide boycott because the marketing manager thought NTR would stir up more sells due to the drama.

Ok, I know there was bad stuff last thread, but how bad are things actually? There might not be as much original content or quite as much comfiness as there used to be, but how hostile actually is the average thread nowadays? Been a little inactive within the last dozen threads or so, but it never seemed that bad usually.

Well this is looking to be another hellthread full of whiny meta posting.
So I'm off to bed.

Is Monika a God of Destruction?

>how hostile actually is the average thread nowadays
>Doki in Mad Max gear drives by in a scrap metal buggy, firing a crossbow at you

God she’s so fucking cute with glasses desu
You’re a top fucking bloke, cheers lad

Morning everyone!
Did you miss me? I certainly missed you!
I slept from like 9-4 last night... Monika would be proud! Also
>tfw nobody's threadfu last thread
I'm not crying ;_;

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also a great way to get your house burned down

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