/ink/ - Splatoon General

Why does Marina always look like she's on the verge of crying?

please share the process

She's black

everyone knows blacks cant swim and shes named after water so she gets made fun of

woomys get executed at 18 and shes close to dying

i can

Sticks>Motion Controls

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good thing you can use both at once

I'm gay

I don't own this game so I have no clue

then why do you have an opinion on this topic

I'm sorry. I tried sticking stuff in my ass before but it just felt bad, even after shitting and tons of lube.

I'm here to shitpost

only niggers shitpost

Reminder that you don't get to play as an actual octoling, but as a mutt

Reminder that that tweet was headcanon and anyone who believes it is a brainlet

no u can't, only the x-axis with motion controls on

Reminder that the playable Octo gender is already on the card

Tell me when you guys wanna stop.

stop

what did he mean by this?

Can you not click the first link in the second post?>youtube.com/watch?v=Yd-lXe1t4OQ

Remember to report anybody you see playing as an Octo for being a race traitor

I want to hug Marina!

>card

Oh fuck I'm retarded. I have it digitally so it completely went over my head.

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Its on the digital copy too. It was on the wiiu, too.

I think it's the other way round. The new octolings are the actual ones, while old ones got their growth accelerated to form the army, hence overgrown hairtacles, poor fighting skills and malformed swim form.

Is that type of deformity why marina is black?

I liek blastas.
Yes I do.
I wike bwatas.
Git me gud.
Plop plop plop.
Splop Splop Splop.

Have we ever seen Marina's ears?

No, she always has those headphones on even in her concept art.

I think Marina and the rest of elites are genuine adult octos, while reds are the accelerated growth ones, and playable are younglings that still don't have "skin" covering the hairtacles.

Fucking niggers man. Gotta have their tunes

No, I'm looking over the Splatfest art and she's either always wearing headphones, has her tentacles cover her ears, or some other third thing cover them instead. Pic related is the best example, she's wearing earmuffs for no real reason, I'm beginning to believe having Marina's ears covered at all times was intentional.

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Marina was marked, so she hides her ears. Pearl has no ears because she's a birth defect-ridden gremlin.

GGs Sorry about the mess ups I need to get used to joycons now that my pro controller is acting funky

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sneaky bastards...

I see them every night

what can i do about a squeaky pro controller stick?

you try giving it a semen bath?

wear headphones

Buy a new one for the low price of $59.99

You don't see shit but the shit stain on your underpants kiddo. Marina is mine.

marina is not real

couple drops of an electronic-safe lubricant might help

...like semen

Semen holds an electric charge better than water, meaning that it's worse for electronics and will definitely short something if it touches the controllers board.
Save your semen for your woomy.

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maybe if you dont let it dry first. its like its the first time you came in your electronics before

Is this game worth getting? Is the community pretty active? How's the balance right now?

Actually, i've nutted on my keyboard before and it fucked my enter key plus the keys surrounding it.

Nothing we see is what it seems. It's all colored by the light bouncing off it into our eyes/brain. This also takes some time, so nothing we see actually exists as it was when we perceive it. Therefore, Marina is as real as anything I've ever seen.

heck off

Yes
Yes
Could be better, but decent enough.

What if your woomy visited France to see her G&K friend and she called you in the night crying because she hated the French food

>worth getting
I'd say so.
>community pretty active
Finding matches isn't a problem. We've still been getting new players posting in this general so it's not only pros that are around.
>balance
Some weapons are straight up pointless or downgrades of other weapons. But there's at least 15 weapons that I would consider to be viable.

DEEPEST LORE. Honestly she'd be pretty cute with those flappy dumbo ears.

DO NOT try WD-40.

Huh, Pearl actually does have ears, they just get smoshed against her head by hairtacles.

it degrades plastics right?

Yup. It's also conductive and flammable.

good because i smoke and stick my finger in electric outlets all the time while playing

thats why you jizz in it

I prefer to keep seeing that glorious, sculptured body of hers.

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How yall likin the SR loadout today?

How did Pearl make it to 21 then? Also Marina is an octo...

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It's fun but it's a liability with randoms. I'm at 800 right now. No way I'm getting to 999 though.

Because she needs to be protected.
She needs a million hugs!

octos are woomys

Loadout is great, randos suck more ass with every day

its because more and more bots are coming online as less and less real players are

oh shit sounds good, I'll probably hop on. Anyone got a room open?

epic

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Sup lads, today was though
Do not read if not interested
>My dad lost his car because big sis put her grain of salt in it
>have to go tommorow to school from now on
>No squid game for today
Anyone got cute squids or octos?

Put a spycam in your toilet and let's see your sister shit

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That's some gross looking shit

I am not sure what that spoiler is trying to say but here's two cute woomies.

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Sauce me up senpai, I like this artstyle a lot.

I think I passed a very small kidney stone last night. It wasn't that painful but it took me a while to sleep because it was bothersome.

Anyways, here's a cute squid

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he boot too big for his gotdamn feet

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There's a squid in my boot!

drink water you manchild

not him but i just bought a 24 pack of monster which will last me a half week because im not poor. water is for plebs.

What's fortnite and why is everyone saying if they are gay or not? These damn kids are hard to keep up with.

>>My dad lost his car because big sis put her grain of salt in it

I have no idea what the fuck this means.

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Does anyone have a reference for Shy Woomy using her game model?
I thought I saw one before but I never saved it.

Paying for caffeinated sugar water is the most pleb thing that you can do.