/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club #577

Doritos Edition
Previous: >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to get the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa
Witefag Guide: dropbox.com/s/byvdxol3db6llwz/The DDLC Writefagging Guide.pdf?dl=0

>Art and Miscellaneous
Fan-Made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Game Files Dump (full): mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You): youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>Don't do it, user!
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
Lifeline (AU): lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

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I love Yuri's feminine legs!

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Britsuki!

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Hi Doritos Yuri
Are you enjoying your healthy, nutritious afternoon snack?

I love my wife!

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I love Natsuki!

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Monika!

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Posting for my history

Mmmf moritos r mmmelicious.

via tumblr

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This OP image scares me

Monika!

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Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage drinking
- Self harm
- Suicide and suicide attempts
- Substance abuse (Any)
- Waifu wars
- Waifu bullying
- user bullying
- Heating water for your tea on the microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not doing your best to be the user your waifu would like
- Staying up late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

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More like Mon-ika!

Quick, everyone spam this guy with (you)s!

Doritos!

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I love Yuri!

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monika hugging user request

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I know Nacho Cheese is gross, I prefer Cool Ranch.

Daily reminder to give your loved Doki lots of love, food and attention

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A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

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Not the requester but thank you it is very nice and cute!

Sorry for the short delay, everyone! Hello though!
Welcome back to my poetry club!

Word of the thread is "bastion"!
Alternatives are 'spring' and 'orb'.
I'll probably do more rhyming ones in the future.

If you want to write a poem, this is a perfect opportunity for it! You can write anything you want in any style you want! All you need to do is try to use one of these words as your inspiration or topic or whatever you'd like!
Well, I guess you don't have to but it would be great if you did! I'd really appreciate it! Plus it makes it easier to compare poems between each other and facilitate discussion!
Everyone is welcome so don't be shy. As long as you try, you'll do great and I'll be looking forward to your poem!
I hope you all have fun, everyone!

Yummy coffee!
Monika!

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Not the requester but this is perfection. Thank you!

I love her too.

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I am nothing more than a werewolf engulfed
by the light of a moon I can't escape
looking for rest in a restless world
vampires afloat behind me, tenacity in their teeth

I am nothing more than a walking wolf
waltzing around in the daylight sun
looking for love in a loveless world
but vampires don't bite wolves and that is that.

Good shit.

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>Yuri:"I speak truthfully. In fact, if you desire..."
>*Yuri looks around*
>Monika:"...?"
>Yuri:"...I could show them you."
>Monika:"Ooooooh my god"

Now I wish I could drink coffee with you, Monikanon.

Nevertheless, I always love seeing your poetry prompts even though I've never made a poem. You're the cutest user to me and my crush so there.

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What are some good ways to bullie fatsuki?

ways that will keep her coming back for more!

>he never even made a poem for his "crush"
Looks like someone needs to step their game up

This is so cute.

>that bulge

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That Sayori looks like a trap!

Coffee date with Monikanon!

I love Monika!

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THATS CATSUKI

>he never even made a poem for his "crush"
I bet they haven't had skin oil in their blood stream either

Sayori is NOT a trap!

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I love Monika too!

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I love her too

She's just the best!

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bastion

you are the bastion of your ideals
the very last
defender of a dying way

you keep steady
holding to the compass inside you
but you lose ground

when you are on your deathbed
the winners won't praise your efforts
they won't see a job well done

no

you are the villain
the obstacle now-removed
a failure to be remembered by the forgotten

I managed to hurt myself drinking water.
Oww, my stomach...

Your doki becomes real, but she's been programmed to only be attracted to men who look like Dan

I love Yuri's feminine hair!

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The cake worked out, guys!!

Natsuki guide this young user in his quest to make baked goods.

post

Awesome! I hope it tastes delicious!!!

Mini Monika!

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It was his plan all along. To cuck the world

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>6'4"
fuck

spring

a dainty metal ribbon
coiled and pert
standing in a sea of sisters

a heavy weight
falls on top
she bobs
up and down
grouchy and tense

for most the night
she screeches and shakes
with her sisters

but morning comes
the weight is gone
and they all stand again
in salute

Fatsuki has zero self-awareness and no-sells all bulli attempts

i don't understand
why would you get skin oil in your bloodstream

Wrong post my dude.

see whoops

Can someone give me a rundown of latest events, drama, and interesting information recently on /ddlc/?

cake! Gonna be icing it later

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Everyone posted the nudes

Let's not risk dragging it up please god, go skim through the recent threads and you'll probably pick up some stuff.
On a more positive note, there's been a bunch of Natsuki comfy wholesome content coming out lately which is always welcome

>meant drama as in how our friends are doing etc.
Sorry 'bout that. Anything new with them? I'd skim, but data plan restrictions.

buffsuki is best doki hands down

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It looks great!

Call her fat

ravioli ravioli do not bulli the sayori

>Your doki but she's a werewolf!
>She warns you, begs you to stay away from her because she doesn't have to be in its line of sight, a full moon just has to appear that night for her to turn!
>Days later it's a full moon, she turns!
>It's just her with fangs, fluffy ears and a fluffy tail!
>She thought you'd be frightened and she's really embarrassed now!

Monika is lovely.

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>It's just her with fangs, fluffy ears and a fluffy tail!
>She thought you'd be frightened and she's really embarrassed now!
I am absolutely okay with this.

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The lovliestest

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Anyone here listen to audiobooks or podcasts or whatever while they walk? What do you listen to?
I used to walk on a treadmill to whatever they were playing at the gym (which is trash) and try to walk while reading on the track field (bugs kept crawling around the pages)

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>werewolf Natsuki getting upset with me not being scared of her
that is adorable i hope she awoos

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if you're still taking requests, I want a chibi Natsuki hugging Kirby

Your Doki but she's the antagonist of the last game you played.

In terms of podcasts, I used to listen to Sleepycast a lot on my way to school. I go on runs and listen to eurobeat or synthwave and when I go on rucks I like to listen to Pink Floyd.

Natsuki sharing a smoothie with user

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every bit of warmth that enters my heart and tries to help me get through my day only heightens the despair doesn’t mean I won’t still try, for things like these also bring make me more determined to attain these things, or just something like it one day!

I'm very fond of the Mega64 podcasts. They talk about gaming, their latest videos, projects and various topics from food to why dogs exist.
There's almost 500 of them by now. Check it out, maybe you'll like it.

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very cute, nice work!

>a comet has been sighted
-1 stability

Great work as always lad! Cheers for taking the request

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r e d d i t

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Ridge Racer? Yeah, I can see Monika driving the Archangel and Crinale.

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sayori butt big

Wakey, wakey.

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aside from playing the titular game last night,
I'm sorry I wasn't there for you, Sayori

Civilization 4
My civ is currently a militaristic Napoleonic-esque Empire, it is the late 19th century,
And Yuri is a Revolutionary, plotting to seize the means of production!

I always figured she's be some sort of Marxist Intellectual

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>your Doki
>But she's the monarch of the Big Blue Blob

I will do everything that I can do to protect this smile!

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Why do you lift?

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>Monika
>Stardew Valley

The closest thing to an antagonist is maybe Joja. Like hell is she gonna sell me soda.

Because Monika wants me to stay healthy and I want to impress her.

post best ship

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>Monika
>CK2
No such thing.

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:^)

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I love Yuri and I will do my best to make her happy and keep her smile forever!

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I like the way you think, user.
It seems oddly fitting for her.

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>RR
patrician. Which is one is your favorite user?
Even though i used to game more on other racing sagas such as Gran Turismo or Colin Mcrae Rally, RR had an unique feeling. Type 4 will always be my favorite

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