/vtg/ - Vermintiddies General

patch 1.04 edition

>Patch Notes
steamcommunity.com/games/552500/announcements/detail/1656635407222041992

> Enemy HP spreadsheet that looks mostly correct and valid until the devs shit on it and don't contribute anything
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1PiWoQOH9LeZVlbHv5GvTaToet5wKW6AdpKDf35StcBI/htmlview?sle=true#gid=0

>Information about chests and when to open them
pastebin.com/4tpB97Kb

>Book locations for dumb people.
pastebin.com/mKeD7t6T

>Performance guide
pastebin.com/BKH7pNMy

>Mega of cool shit:
mega.nz/#F!dIt3HSJR!EjAlmKkPW1VwMqacbWzM5w

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Reminder that Sienna players are the worst

>Raining cats an' dogs, eh? To go along with ratmen and northmen, I suppose.

I hate these fucking rats

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I agree, they are the new circle chasers

Remainder that most meta-players below legend are actually shitters.

Discord for finding groups
discord.gg/6tSZ7Jq

Drakefire pistol dwarves are shitters.
> Use my ebin drakefire pistols to deal with Hookrats when they grab my teammates
> Use my ebin Draykon Flaym Peestols to keel assassins when they throw hump at my teammates
> OOZ MUH EBIG LMAO FUCKIN DOPE FIRE LAVA PISTOL GUN TO REKTIFY LEECHS WEN DEY GIB MY TEAM DA SUCC
> Team gets mad at me for friendly fire
> Fucking elves.
Drakefire pistol dwarves kys
Drakefire pistol dwarves kys
Drakefire pistol dwarves kys

Looks like your team got out-skilled

How many fucking boxes do I have to open before I start getting equipment that isn't fucking trash

I haven't seen a decent drop since I started playing Vet, and that's with all tomes/grims and dice

Why do people complain about friendly fire? It's 1(one, uno, 一, فرد, en, isa, yksi, un, ein, एक, satu, uno, jeden, oдин) point of damage unless they unload a special into you. Niggas need to chill out.

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how do I get my name struck from the book of grudges

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Your gear doesn't matter until you start champion.

Who is the best character and why is it Kruber?

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I don't mind the occasional FF; it's incredibly hard to avoid in the long run. What I do mind is constant chip damage from team mates who don't care where they're aiming.

Why do you think I'm trying to get higher power levels and gear with decent equips

LOOK AT THIS DOOOOODE

LOOK AT THAT HAIRRRRRRRR

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i audibly pfftd

I remember BH ripping off about half my life with revolver alt fire, and it wasnt even high level BH.

friendly fire should deal damage to the shooter too

I played a game where a schmuck complained that the reason he had 1/4 hp after a horde attack was because of friendly fire. I spent the rest of the game shooting him in the back while there were no enemies around to shoot. He left after we won for some reason.

>Get shot 50 times over the course of a mission
>"It's just 1 hp!"
Yea well when the director has given minimal healing items and I'm at 1 HP of grey health, guess how many hits it will take to kill me?

Volleybow loaded with the crits will fuck your shit up royally if he manages to nail you with all 3.
Krubs handgun will also fuck you up, even on a bodyshot I've seen it knock people to half health on a single hit.

then the answer is quite a few boxes

>3 tomes 2 grim
>1 loot dice
>ranald's gift fucks us
>general instead of emperor

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>play as stupid fire witch for once
>cover our back cause the other 3 are attacking 1 chokepoint
>shoot beam into crowd not even moving it
>idiot dwarf and elf come "help" me, walk into beam and cry about FF

If dubs I will name my son Burblespue

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>3 tomes 2 grim
>1 loot dice
>ranald's gift doesn't fuck us
>emperor
>the drops are still blue trash

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this should be unacceptable

Boss maps should drop 2 guaranteed loot dices on the end boss

At least Skittergate should

>Find alright team on Vet
>Host decides to host a deed
>Only elite roamers, double elite damage, etc. Screaming Bell
>Mission goes great, BH and I wreck Stormvermin/Rothelms easily and we get 3/2
>Escape section, Elf decides to just make a mad dash toward the end, aggroing fucking everything, then they die
>Salty, Kruber and I were trying to take it slow, but wipe to the giant horde and like 25 Stormvermin that Kerillian aggroed trying to run past
Fucking elves, I swear to god

and then everybody wants to run boss maps forever
yeah no

poor kruber

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How do we improve loot system?
> Bosses drop guaranteed 2 loot dice
> 322 runs guarantee emp chest.
> Emp chest guarantee minimum 1 orange item
> Emp chest grants Guaranteed red??? Seems like too much.
> Crafting reds possibly? 150 junk + 20G/B/O dust?

>Ranalds gift now instantly fills the bar if its above/at 50%
Fixed.

you couldn't pay me to do skittergate on legend

How do I get more green powder?

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I don't even get how I'm supposed to "win"? Only time I'm actually racking up kills is when there's hordes, a'hording? My only precious
>green circles
are boss damage, maaaaybe specials if the elf's slacking on the F key and secretly winning dmg taken (not that anyone ever looks at who actually took the least damage...)

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keep postin it user, you're doing gods work. have the other half as a reward.

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The loot system is just fine.
Anyone who's played VT1 would agree.

The only thing we need is the Shrine of Sigmar for re-rolling item property values.

Now we just need the third half.

> just b urself man if the rato can hit u so can u
You guys are so fucking full of shit it isn't funny
This fucker spammed shit bullets until the elf walked over and poked it with a spear which brought it out of the water.
When are they going to fix this shit?

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FUCKING STEAM
REEE

have a low level character and craft items for it, they wont be blue because he is too low level

oh you leveled everyone up? oops, time to grind bad runs intentionally

Break down more green weapons.

Why does my friends castle have other levels that are blocked off by rocks on my castle?

its FUCKING tuesday.

Why the fuck after all these years hasn't steam moved maintenance to something other than prime time in the US?

I feel like BH is WAY more useful than elf.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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i've got it saved, but its not been posted publicly and its not mine to share. you'll have to use your imagination for now,

goddammit steam, literally walking into the fucking bridge after a perfect champion run

I'm sure there would be a way to make it balanced enough so that the added effort required to run through them is worth it but not be too good to make them the only maps people want to play

What's with the Death Grips background, user

wow it's like steam has maintenance every tuesday every week every month at the exact same time?

FUCKING STEAM! TWO TIMES IN 1 HOUR?!?!?!?!? FUUUUUUUUUUCCKCKCKCKCK

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Now that we're all kicked out of the game for a while, how is everyone faring on Halescourge?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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ty!

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>champ skittergate
>doing well
>finish first boss
>get sandwiched between two hordes
>two stormers teleport onto ramparts out of sight
>two storms
>elf and wizard just barely make it
>get rescued make it back across the gate
>jump down
>boss fight about to start
>unable to connect to steam

FUCKING VALVE RATS

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???

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character level 10 unlocks that hero's room in the host's keep

The screen goes crazy and turns into a weird pointillist version of the whatever was there if the game loses connection to Steam

My GPU seems to get pissy when I'm forcibly disconnected

WE WERE ON THE NEW SKITTERGATE TOO AND MY TEAM WAS SO GOOD WE WERE GODLIKE

looks like the bot 180-ed you which downed you , not the but poke
couldn't agree more , the drakegun makes it so hordes might aswell not spawn at all and does like no ff to boot

maybe because steam is in the US?
it lasts for 5 minute shut the fuck up retard

I think I was in this game

Were you on the floaty ice?

>DRM is fine if it's just Steam. :)

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Welp, at least we managed to finish our run just in time?

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I haven't had it pop up yet. I did have skittergate come up once but my QP team was like "nah fuck this" and suicided so I did to because /shrug
Looking forward to seeing if it's actually less bullshit or if it's just some meaningless numbers tweaks that don't change the mechanics of the fight, the mechanics being what made halescourge such a fucking bitch in the first place.

>All 3 tomes.
>Both Grims.
>5 minutes away from the exit.
>in a pub
>Lost Connection to Steam Server.

Why do you have to be connected to Steam to keep playing the round you're already in?

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it might be these herbs but I really appreciate your gradual descent into dwarven madness

anti-cheat
this is the developers choice

FUCK I WAGE SLAVE 12 HOURS A DAY AND NOW I CAN'T EVEN PLAY GAYMEES????

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i've seen to many shitters ruin a run on that part

No I mean the entire upper levels. The two doors next to the golden skull are blocked for me and his are open. It opens up half the castle. I already have Saltzpyre and Dwarf rooms unlocked too, and he only has Kruber.

>remove Peasant's chest
>increase mission completion bonus by 20%
>at least one sack rat spawns per level, first sack rat always has a loot die
>bosses drop a guaranteed loot die
>grimoire team health reduction decreased to 20% per grimoire
>grimoires don't despawn on death, can be dropped like normal (seriously, fuck this shit)
>keep grey'd health grey if you have the grim in your inventory or not
>add another grimoire in each level
>fucking remove Ranald

You know you can stop shooting instead of shooting them, right? Of course not, because you have to get those green circles to show to mommy!

We had just defeated not-Ribspreader, I was Bardin

>3 out of 4 players agree to go for books, dwarf host is the outlier
>he keeps telling us to rush and runs ahead of the group
>dwarf gets life-leeched well ahead of us near the end of the map
>immediately disconnects

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So now that Kruber huntsman is playable which is better in terms of raw dps
Spam m1 or spam m1 with m2 held down? the first one shits out bullets faster but do a bit less damage and the second one takes a bit longer but damage per shot is higher.
I just haven't bothered to count so I was hoping someone already did the math

Upper levels require beating all the missions, though because of how fucked skittergate is/was sometimes it doesnt register

boss maps should have higher loot. I think bonus for completing boss map should alone grant one tier higher box, not half like other maps.
It would still make quickplay preferable, which I assume Fatshark hopes to maintain, anything more could result in grinding boss maps.

>guy's level 7 on her already
>still manages to overload 3 times
>it was in Recruit

I'm very tolerant of poor players, but that one had me going pic related.

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Thanks.

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To be fair I'm pretty sure it uses Steam for matchmaking since dedicated servers aren't up yet. It uses Steams servers no? This shit sure isn't P2P

Would anyone happen to have a pic of what end-game Huntsman bows or end-game Ironbreaker weapons look like? I'm trying to decide which to get to max first.

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it's better to a certain degree, but there's still a retarted amount of arbitrary grinding involved
why can i craft exotics from 10 scrap at hero level 460 but not at level 200 ? , i also don't get how i've doing 322 champion runs for a week now, rolled multiple exotics and most of my weapons still look like a white from VT1

Im a BH player

How do I play elf non-shitterly?

>death has literally no penalty
>guaranteed Emperor chests all the time
I mean, you could just play recruit, that way the enemies also won't be so tough and there's no real challenge.

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i had the choke covered, they can stay on their side

360 no s cope

Will there come a time when the full image is posted?

Why are bots better players than most pub players?

Get fucking wiped on Vet on against the grain because people run of on their own, and just chase every enemy.

Say fuck it, i will just play with bots and only get 1 grim and 3 tomes, beat the mission with no delays and not a single character dropped.

Its sad when the bots are more reliable than real players.

Why did they make the game too easy with the latest patch?
I'm bored out of my mind because there is no challenge anymore

there should be a bonus for doing missions in a chronological order, like it increases with each map completed until boss fight. Fuck quick play

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