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Playboyize
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News
New weapon: H-3 Nozzlenose D is available! Sub: Suction Bomb; Special: Ink Armor
Next JP Splatfest is Latest Model vs. Popular Model (sponsored by Nike)! 2018-03-24 06:00 UTC - 2018-03-25 06:00 UTC

Wiki
splatoonwiki.org/

Patch notes
en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/~/how-to-update-splatoon-2

S2 gear & weapon lists (contains unreleased weapons)
leanny.github.io/splat2/
leanny.github.io/splat2/newgear.html

Loadout planner with weapons, gear, abilities, and stat calculations
loadout.ink/

List of possible main abilities for gear from Splatnet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18ip1HahYq8DRZRgSEXoRqa915aThLXPb79AFF91HCe4/edit#gid=0

League weapon usage data
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1k78z_Nz7xDXcSSK5lCtNMKwNE0tRea_vHf6cavl8KLI/edit#gid=255836450

Add your FC to the list of FC below:
docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link

List of FC:
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing

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en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/~/how-to-update-splatoon-2
leanny.github.io/splat2/
leanny.github.io/splat2/newgear.html
loadout.ink/
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18ip1HahYq8DRZRgSEXoRqa915aThLXPb79AFF91HCe4/edit#gid=0
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1k78z_Nz7xDXcSSK5lCtNMKwNE0tRea_vHf6cavl8KLI/edit#gid=255836450
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docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing
youtube.com/watch?v=Yd-lXe1t4OQ
twitter.com/WemI0/status/973943566123896832/video/1
gist.github.com/Reisyukaku/aaa8d0ab0974122b5c37d359c3cb1015
youtube.com/watch?v=gzngEqL6vnI
team-xecuter.com/forums/threads/153620-Team-Xecuter-coming-to-your-Nintendo-Switch-console!
github.com/switchbrew/nx-hbexploit300
github.com/reswitched/pegaswitch
zoltx23.github.io/ryujinx-emu/
yuzu-emu.org
github.com/SciresM/Atmosphere-NX
github.com/switchbrew/libnx
twitter.com/fail0verflow/status/964954316892119040
switchbrew.org/index.php?title=Homebrew_Applications
gamerant.com/new-nintendo-switch-model-update/
youtu.be/_dTeJrBf9R0
twitter.com/MysticDistance
youtube.com/watch?v=fVq0s1ABjNE
twitter.com/MysticDistance/status/976506029298008064
nfc-bank.com/bins.php?categoryid=2
youtube.com/watch?v=XloXds3GldU
segmentnext.com/2018/03/21/nintendo-switch-8-gb-refresh/
i.imgur.com/OCJuDNS.mp4
greasyfork.org/en/scripts/30833-tumblr-image-url-redirect
hanayaoat2.tumblr.com/
nintendotoday.com/splatoon-2-tick-rate/
veekyforums.com/thread/209195167/video-games
mega.nz/#F!DpAz2IgQ!nW7bPNnpJFk5CAV3ypiaHw
youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

-Splatoon 2 OctoModding:
youtube.com/watch?v=Yd-lXe1t4OQ
twitter.com/WemI0/status/973943566123896832/video/1

-Save Game Dumpers
gist.github.com/Reisyukaku/aaa8d0ab0974122b5c37d359c3cb1015

-Xecuter ANY FIRMWARE modchip:
veekyforums.com/thread/209047917/video-games
youtube.com/watch?v=gzngEqL6vnI
team-xecuter.com/forums/threads/153620-Team-Xecuter-coming-to-your-Nintendo-Switch-console!
For all the non-believers and technically capable people! Try the following key to decrypt STAGE2 of the bootloader (1.0.0 up till 2.3.0):
F4ECA1685C1E4DF77F19DB7B44A985CA

-Exploits (Only 3.0.0)
github.com/switchbrew/nx-hbexploit300

-Switch Exploit Toolkit-
github.com/reswitched/pegaswitch

-Switch Emulators:
zoltx23.github.io/ryujinx-emu/
yuzu-emu.org

-CFW:
github.com/SciresM/Atmosphere-NX

-Switch AArch64-only userland library:
github.com/switchbrew/libnx

-Linux running on Switch:
twitter.com/fail0verflow/status/964954316892119040

-Switch Homebrew Apps:
switchbrew.org/index.php?title=Homebrew_Applications

-New Switch Hardware coming, may be unhackable:
gamerant.com/new-nintendo-switch-model-update/
Firmware 5.0 also adds a configuration for the T214 (Tegra 214) central processing unit (CPU), although the Nintendo Switch currently uses the Tegra 210 CPU.
The current system on a chip used for the Nintendo Switch includes a vulnerability which makes the console vulnerable to hacks and this vulnerability will remain in all future versions of the Switch that uses the same system on a chip. By switching to another CPU, Nintendo can solve the problem.

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Moddegenrate, fuck off to /hbg/

FastChef
FastChef

They sent me here because they only mod consoles, not games because that's not homebrew.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Remember to always booyah back and ignore our local shitposter.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Then just fucking kill yourself because literally nobody cares.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I can't wait for modchips

w8t4u
w8t4u

You're not welcome here either.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Then why did everyone hack the hell out of s1? People seem to care...

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

And we already exhausted every topic that's still availible. Feed us info as it's released, like that no pants video you posted in previous thread, otherwise we can easily find your stuff in the archives.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Neither are you, moralfag

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

shoot your cum onto and into this woomy's bum!

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farquit
farquit

Gee I wonder why people that actually play the game wouldn't want it to be ruined by cheating scum. Fuck off to gbatemp or wherever dipshit.

Bidwell
Bidwell

this was a brand new update, and it was posted late in the thread
veekyforums.com/thread/209047917/video-games

I also updated the second post to include the save game dumper - which works with splatoon and released hours ago
gist.github.com/Reisyukaku/aaa8d0ab0974122b5c37d359c3cb1015

JunkTop
JunkTop

Which one? BWASTERfag, Babt, modfag, what-if fag, "shoot cum onto woomytummy/face/tits/ass" fag? Cute feet fag?

RumChicken
RumChicken

The second squid
I lost my shit real hard to that one. it's like something you would see in an animated youtube video

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Playboyize
Playboyize

veekyforums.com/thread/209047917/video-games
everyone just shoots OHKO projectiles the size of the entire map
whoever has worse internet wins
Gee, so much fun.

RavySnake
RavySnake

People hacked s1 exactly because they didn't care.

whereismyname
whereismyname

and s2 is already being modded....

takes2long
takes2long

You could just post that separate from everything else we already know. We don't need a threadly reminder, our attention spans are longer than 5 seconds.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

bwasterfag, babt, what if
just filter bwaster, nigger, "what if*" and you would get rid off 99% of their posts, filter bitcoin too just to be safe
modfag
just hide his posts and ignore him, unless you find a specific word to filter

Skullbone
Skullbone

but the save game modding allows anyone to play as an octo. and you need a modded console to do it. its all related and a source of information in one post, which I keep updated with latest news. Thats like saying the OP post shouldn't contain any links, because its just copied from the last one. dumb argument

StonedTime
StonedTime

Because they don't care about the game's integrity and just want to be dominant at least somewhere in their life.

hairygrape
hairygrape

I can't even get out of c- in a single mode.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Or because octolings are already part of the game and nintendo is charging you for using those files and they just want to have fun.

takes2long
takes2long

That thong tho.
Damn she dirty!

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Emberburn
Emberburn

You're retarded.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Fuck is wrong with you.

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Rather do that with other woomies. Nothing against Slut though.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

prove me wrong

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Soft_member
Soft_member

You have a good point, actually. Make a pastebin with all the info smoshed compactly together and that you can update mid-thread so info is never outdated, we can add it to the OP post next thread.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Can you just update a pastebin with all your info? All of this has been discussed already, but I’m kinda interested in new stuff as it develops.

Techpill
Techpill

It served the purpose of getting me into A rank

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

It's the only that somewhat follows the biology of squids though. It has 4 pairs of arms at least.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

You can run around and be annoying.

Methshot
Methshot

I would like the old kit with the Sprinkler back.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

for using those files
Those are different files, though.

DeathDog
DeathDog

The Inkbrush is much like the Aerospray; they're noob trap weapons that exist for nothing more than a gimmick.
Both of which have a dedicated fanbase that will try and tell you that they're good weapons.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

This is in one of the maps somewhere showing the same double arm thing, but I can't remember where now.

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

save game dumping hasn't been discussed, as its hours old. neither has xecuters brand new announcement that their chip is compatible with 5.0.0. That is huge news. The whole internet is freaking out because 5.0.0 had many security updates in it which will stop current known exploits.

I dont have a pastebin account, nor want to register anythign with my email address. Veeky Forums is easier.

massdebater
massdebater

They're still Octolings that have been playable since the first game. Only difference now is that Switchcucks are retarded enough to pay for content they already own.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Aerospray
You mean Sploosh.

eGremlin
eGremlin

No. Sploosh is a usable Aerospray.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Sploosh at least has damage to make up for its poor range and accuracy.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

New octos are cuter though, and don't clip with hats.

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Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

youtu.be/_dTeJrBf9R0
From wiiu

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Sunken Scroll on squid evolution simply has humanoid limbs suddenly emerge from tentacle spaghetti.

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GoogleCat
GoogleCat

wow

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

At least the hackers will be able to get a perfect free cam of callie's dancing from the final boss battle.

Emberburn
Emberburn

paying $20 for a new hairstyle

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Still no Tri-Slosher Nouveau

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w8t4u
w8t4u

Why isnt this included when it has existed for this long?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

twitter.com/MysticDistance
All right everyone, strap in.
The fucking concerts are canon to the game, or at least tie into the game
Nogami helps picks the Splatfest topics so families discuss them among themselves
Yoshi was originally the main character
Weekdays are strong but weekends are stronger
Playerbase dipped when Odyssey came out
Nogami's most important things: the player base, the screen layout and giving players a new experience
Nogami is pleased by the age differences and the 8,000 people who took part in the Jap tournament

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

good question

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Wrong. The only place where Sploosh is usable is point blank, one step back and it can and will miss making it no better than Aero. Aero has about a line of range where it's accurate enough to kill reliably, and about two lines of 50% accuracy it can use to deny things like Splat Roller, Octobrush and Luna, plus everything smaller than that. Plus it has way more inking range so it can move, ink and trap people much better. Even in its nuked state Aero is more usable than Sploosh, and the sole reason the latter is used so much is lol curl splashdown.

Methnerd
Methnerd

no /ink/ Auto Bomb meme lobby

Why did they remove Auto Bomb Launcher? Why do they hate fun so much?

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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

20 bucks for a legitimate oldschool expansion pack. Not "2 missions and a piece of gear for $5" it'd be if it was made by anyone else.

StonedTime
StonedTime

veekyforums.com/thread/209047917/video-games
Play round the rolls.

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girlDog
girlDog

Save Game Dumpers
It looks like any game not released on card with 5.0 firmware can be modded? Obviously splatoon2 and Zelda are fair game, but what about oddesey? Anything else cool besides octos you can do in s2?

likme
likme

The Sploosh meant to just get in your face and melt you instantly, there isn't any walking away from it when it gets a couple shots off. The Aerospray's bullets spread like butter and do roughly as much damage as it too. Needing to land 5 while also being at the mercy of its spread makes it unviable.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Neat. That christmas bump is sweet.

RavySnake
RavySnake

not when you paid $60 for a port to begin with

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

youtube.com/watch?v=fVq0s1ABjNE
callie a cute

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Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

The single player missions in the original game and port were both short, lame, and easy. What's to say these paid ones will be any better? This isn't an expansion, this is a $20 price tag on something that should have been in the game to begin with.

iluvmen
iluvmen

old school expansion
octos already on card since 2015 just not unlocked, other shit likely leftover scraped content.
old school expansions were not moneygrabs.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Because it's an expansion, which are almost always more difficult than the base game. Because it has a feature that lets you skip levels you can't beat.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Anything else cool besides octos you can do in s2?
Gear editing.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

skip levels
Are you 5?

Firespawn
Firespawn

Can hosts manipulate the game or something? I've had three TC matches now where I got a connection error seconds before a win. Retarded bullshit.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Because it's an expansion, which are almost always more difficult than the base game
Where's your proof?
inb4 posts games that aren't splatoon
Because it has a feature that lets you skip levels you can't beat.
Sounds pretty easy if you can just skip every level and still finish the game.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Can't wait to steal everyone's modded gear. Reminds me of gta5 when every lobby you joined you got billions of dollarz

5mileys
5mileys

The game isn't server based all p2p so its possible.

Evilember
Evilember

She's cuter with her bitch face when brain washed

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

wiiu has expansion before switch?

Supergrass
Supergrass

we dont want modding discussion
whole thread is about modding
yep

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

<3 xexuter

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Sploosh that misses one shot splats at the same rate as Nzap and Aero hitting all of them. Yes, Aero has same TTK as Zap if you didn't know yet.
Sploosh also has no approach options other than its sub, while Aero still moves through enemy ink at respectable pace by itself (rip droplet size, though), and can actually ink too so in the long run it has more opportunities to strike.
Aero is in no way good. It is usable. Sploosh is unusable, and you see that in how both Aeros are way higher in usage than Neo Sploosh.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Where's your proof?
I don't need proof for something that's common knowledge and common sense. Don't be dense.

inb4 posts games that aren't splatoon
What I was referring to in the first place. Guess that someone wasn't obvious.

one fag is allowed to spam the whole thread with off topic shitposting
yep

The host is in charge of tracking the tower's position.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Yes, Aero has same TTK as Zap if you didn't know yet.
With half the accuracy.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Thank FUCK they didn't go with this.

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

where can I watch the conference?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

These graphs barely make any sense. I really don't believe S1 still competes with S2, shows no decline and on rare occasion outpeforms it.
Activity spikes being opposite make absolutely no sense.
Since there's no vertical axis, the graphs are probably not to scale and simply aligned (poorly) – that would explain both things.
That steepens is still too weird though.

viagrandad
viagrandad

modding splatoon is off topic for a splatoon general
keep it up, u r vry smrt

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Is this being streamed/recorded?

Lunatick
Lunatick

I hope we can mod it to bring this back

TechHater
TechHater

yeah i want yoshi and tofu

Inmate
Inmate

Just this twitter link

cum2soon
cum2soon

True Callie™ is way cuter. Wouldn't mind if Hypno Callie roughed me up some though. True Callie™ would never hit me very hard no matter what I did.

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Flameblow
Flameblow

It's really weird in retrospect how they originally went with rabbits, but fucking nothing made sense: Ink, transformations, swimming.
Then somehow they figured out squids only afterwards and suddenly every piece of the puzzle arranged perfectly.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

PLAYABLE ABOMINATION-TO-GOD SQUIDMAN WHEN

TechHater
TechHater

More than that, way more. 50% is minimum possible accuracy on any weapon, half the shots hit on reticle no matter what. The rest of the shots are RNG biased towards reticle so even far away it still hits some of them, and Aero's spread width doesn't get larger than inklings' hurtbox until about a line away. Sploosh at one line is at its max range and hits that 50% of shots.
Also, nitpicking, Zap's accuracy is not perfect either.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Not running up to people and splatdowning their shit
Other than that no there's not really much purpose.
Still, it's fun.

5mileys
5mileys

Maybe it came from the super jump mechanic?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

twitter.com/MysticDistance/status/976506029298008064
Nogami teases a Squid Sisters concert in the US; "The Squid Sisters are hoping an opportunity like that can come around." Mentions the concerts in Japan, France and soon Switzerland. We were shown clips of concerts.

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happy_sad
happy_sad

why has normal sploosh had consistently much more usage than aerospray in league (and probably in ranked), being in or near the top 10 for a while now while aerosprays are 50 and below if it's unusable?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

WAIT
a FUCKING
SECOND.
HOW ARE THEY FLOATING IN LIQUIDS? I THOUGHT WATER KILLS INKLINGS?

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Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I didn't know water was neon green.

SniperWish
SniperWish

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Skullbone
Skullbone

According to the manga, the issue is they can't swim, not that water is harmful in itself. NoA's the only one who said water is deadly on it's own.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Welp time to start an emergency Squid Sisters concert fund. If it's in the States I'm going.

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Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

i-it shows because neo sploosh is under both aerospways in usage!!
meanwhile vanilla sploosh is almost top 10 and has been in top 10 a few weeks
trying to use that as a point is like calling splat dualies objectively shit because it's below inkbrush while enperries are top 10

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Has to be , you can still see them perfectly clear, so either the glass or the lighting is whats causing the green coloring.

Skullbone
Skullbone

See a pattern yet?

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

That or it's water+something. If we really get down to it there's water in the in the air 100% of the time, if water kills Inklings how do they exist?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

What are you even trying to say? If they were literally unusable against those they'd be in the shitter tier of usage like both aerosprays are.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

It's good in clam blitz, but in other modes you're better off with octobrush.

RumChicken
RumChicken

t. poorfag

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

BWASTARR!!!!!

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DeathDog
DeathDog

Splashdown is meta. Splashdown plus curling bomb is braindead. Meta plus braindead carries weapons. See: Luna's dominance in S1. Doesn't mean it was actually good, see where it is right now despite getting the least substantional nerfs out of all blasters.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Wow, so you're saying the sploosh IS usable compared to the shittersprays? Yes Timmy, kits are important to weapon synergy!

Methnerd
Methnerd

so what does this have to do with the aero being usable and the sploosh not?

RumChicken
RumChicken

Honestly I hate having a brush on my team in CB. CB rewards a hard team push far more than a brush running around ignoring the flow of the match.

idontknow
idontknow

Top 5 weapons are crutch
What is nintendo doing?
Where's the nerf hammer when you need it?

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Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

dualies do a better job dunking clams than a brush

massdebater
massdebater

If the kit has synergy, then yes. Splat Roller has synergy with that same kit. Sploosh has it as a crutch because otherwise it is useless, and it is worse at utilising that same kit as well. And noobs still fall for it.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I'm just gonna turn off viewing posts until this gay shit blows over.

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takes2long
takes2long

6/10 of the weapons with splashdown have shit mains and are ranked below 30 usage tho

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

shouldn't be long

girlDog
girlDog

anything that beats me is a crutch

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Report all niggers and fags

RumChicken
RumChicken

(You)

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Xecuter is wow, but i cant wait. I have a 3.0 switch I'll be modding tonight.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

this chat in a nutshell

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

mfw I just saw a tranny post

I hope these nutcases get console banned.

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Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

nintendo
bans that stick
right.

FastChef
FastChef

Wall is useless, so 96D lies dormant as a Splattershot minus mobility. Undercover has mines, eventhough the main has way more potential than Sploosh. Tetras and Goo are too difficult and too niche. Hydra baisically has no sub and no special because nobody gets close enough to it. Inkbrush is the only main that is genuinely worse than Sploosh, while being a bit less braindead and a lot worse for your joints.

5mileys
5mileys

Speaking of that chart, it hasn't been updated in about a month. How am I supposed to keep up with which meta trends I'm supposed to follow like this?

girlDog
girlDog

Not in the map, double limb squid is in the advertisements on the monitors and also on mr shrug tee

viagrandad
viagrandad

Does anyone here use an amiibo emulator? Does a phone work to do that

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

The bucket is not deserving of such power.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

So I'm new and trying to understand competitive terminology. What exactly qualifies as support in splatoon?

iluvmen
iluvmen

Rabbits>filthy sea creatures

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Soft_member
Soft_member

ranged filth

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

What's your preventive strategy against Splashdown?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

unironically being a furry
Krill yourself.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Long ranged weapons, missiles, and ink armor I guess. The game basically just has aggressive offense (short ranged flanking) and defensive offense (long ranged keepaway). There's not really a support role, unless you're one of those people who count painting the ground as support.

5mileys
5mileys

A weapon not necessarily meant for slaying. Be it a weapon that paints well, provides a lot of specials, or is generally just really annoying to deal with while the rest of your team can clean up.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Dualies, dodge roll backwards, or just don't be right next to a person when they splashdown, I've walked normally out of a lot of splashdowns

MPmaster
MPmaster

Would inklings be inkies then?

King_Martha
King_Martha

I will be eternally grateful Splatoon didn't end up using rabbits. The fucking furries that would've been spawned from it would be unbearable.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Shoot it.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I'd actually be interested in splatoon porn if we got this, but I'm glad we didn't. I think the game's widespread appeal would be a lot lower in Japan this way, which in turn would mean the game would probably be dead by now.

WebTool
WebTool

Nothing is different, you still have faggots fapping too the characters.

happy_sad
happy_sad

We usually call it control. Everything that limits enemies' options without necessarily getting them killed is control, the most obvious and prominent (but not the only) element of which is ink.

happy_sad
happy_sad

tfw to inkelligent too splap to inklings

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

That's not preventive.
Dualies are just one weapon class. Not being close is too limiting considering SD's huge blast radius.

takes2long
takes2long

It absolutely is. You stop a Splashdown immediately by just killing the guy.

Supergrass
Supergrass

I have an amiiqo

hairygrape
hairygrape

rank 5 position is already half as much usage as previous 4
out of top 4 guns 3 have crutchdown
Wew, what a """""balance""""""

Evilember
Evilember

You don't know what you're missing out on.

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Squidkids are better than anything the rabbits would of spawned

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

literally just look who has their special and just don't be within melee range if it's someone with splashdown or be prepared to shoot up. the only one it's really bullshit on is blaster desu

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

That's more like lighting a curtain on fire and immediately extinguishing it. Preventive is when you keep matches the fuck away from curtains so even if you light one it doesn't have a single chance to burn the house down.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Piss easy weapons capable of destroying teams without any skill requirements aren't crutches
:Thinking:

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Okay thanks guys. What in game weapons fit this then?

likme
likme

No, it's more like taking the matches out of someone's hands before they can do any damage with them.

Techpill
Techpill

Depending on how close you are at the time of activation dodge roll isn't too helpful anyway.
The real preventive measure is to keep track of which enemies have their special ready and keep a distance from splashdown users. If you have a longer ranged weapon or sub you can hurt them to force them to use it defensively. If you get caught you just have to shoot at them and pray their i-frames haven't activated yet.

Booteefool
Booteefool

without any skill requirements
Then why aren't you beating them?

happy_sad
happy_sad

better off printing nfc tags

RavySnake
RavySnake

inb4 brainlets counterargument is "b-buh iz 2 hard! y shuld i haf 2 luk at top of da scween???"

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

within melee range
That's Kraken preventive measures, which actually did have melee range. With Splashdown the min safe range is 1.5-2 lines (unless you're playing against any of SDs with no followup, nobody uses them), otherwise you swim too slow to get away. That assumes you have places to run to, even against Kraken you could juke it if you got cornered.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Run some swim speed if it's that much of an issue to you, and don't get checkmated.

Evilember
Evilember

Maybe it's the closer analogy, but that's not preventive. Preventive is when you lock matches away entirely.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Is there a reason the gayposting in plaza comes in gigantic waves? I'll go without seeing them for a while then it'll just be everywhere

Methshot
Methshot

Change definitions all you want, but you're still preventing a Splashdown by killing the user.

Emberfire
Emberfire

That one teammate who does everything they can to avoid conflict
That one teammate who is just flat out unable to kill anyone
That one teammate who has completely given up on combat and only does tries to do support.
Causes our team to lose anyway.
>That one teammate is me.
How do I stop being a baby little Timmy-level shitter?

idontknow
idontknow

Barely covered woomy nipple
Lewd as fuck

hairygrape
hairygrape

if you know they have splashdown and get caught way too close or in the middle of a place with no obstructions to run behind you probably deserved to die

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Someone makes a post
Likeminded people see post and feel like joining in
Same with any other trend. See post, like post, make similar post.

Flameblow
Flameblow

They should use tentbrella.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Which weapon(s) are you using first off?

Illusionz
Illusionz

don't get checkmated
So, baisically, the moment there is a Splashdown charged on any player on the enemy team, half of the map is off-limits because you can get randomly checkmated by a massive hitbox that is often not even meant for you. Perfect plan. You do realise how limiting these conditions are?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Report all niggers and fags

TreeEater
TreeEater

ahahahahahaha

DeathDog
DeathDog

It's on you if you get caught in a corner at Splashdown range vs a player with Splashdown. This game makes it very clear when someone has special and what special they have.
It's also your fault for not reacting to said Splashdown.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Such a shame there's a rule about announcing reports, because I do see a nigger.

viagrandad
viagrandad

I have an N2 Elite (amiiqo) and you use a phone for controlling it if you have NFC. It's a little puck similar in size to an oreo. They're a lot easier to keep track of than dozens of NFC tags and you can easily back them up. One of the best purchases I made for the switch/wii u.

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Yup, suddenly something that only has reactive counterplay, while literally everything else has at least some proactive counterplay. If enemy just has Splashdown- not activated, merely charged- you are never in complete control of the situation, no matter what you do. Every other special being charged makes you a target, it's the reverse with SD. Every other special has ways to both prevent and neutralise them, Splashdown only has one that's not even availible to every weapon and in every situation.

girlDog
girlDog

At what frame does the armor start for splashdown? And is the armor as powerful as regular ink armor?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Why are you applying Veeky Forums rules to splatoon? I am specifically talking about reporting niggers in splatoon

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

As soon as it goes down it gets armored, and it lingers for a short while after landing. It is completely unbreakable.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I switch between the N-Zap 85, Octobrush, Splat Roller, and Dualie Squelchers.
Primarily Octobrush, but I've been doing pretty poorly with it lately.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Every other special lasts for much longer than the Splashdown.

girlDog
girlDog

I could've sworn I've shot them at the apex of their jump and heard the "damage blocked" noise.

whereismyname
whereismyname

That's Timmy's 800 ping bonus.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Capable of destroying teams without any skill requirements
:Ventilated thinking:
It's okay if you can't read user, i'll wait for a better answer from (you) after you properly read and comprehend the greentext i typed again...

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Splashdown being short is a positive for it. Low commitment, keeps momentum going, while still retaining its special-grade impact. Time is precious.

Techpill
Techpill

Splashdown is kinda unfair to the really short range weapons, but as a brief area denial I don't think it's that broken. Rain feels similar - you can't do anything to stop it, you're just forced to back off and shoot into it.

Soft_member
Soft_member

$120 for the puck and reader

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Rain has no killing power and is very telegraphed, you have a whole second from the sound clue to activation when you can rethink your strategy to work around it.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Splashdown being short means that its impact on the game is very small. Even less so if you properly evade it.

Evilember
Evilember

$50 for the puck by itself shipped
Use phone for reader

idontknow
idontknow

rain
no killing power
Bullshit

Lunatick
Lunatick

Honestly I think I've been killed more by rain than splashdowns. I'm aware what that says about my thinking abilities.

FastChef
FastChef

bwasteez truly are a gift from cod

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I have never won a single game of Clam blitz. I just don't understand how the fuck you are supposed to coordinate and balance offense and defense by myself or how I am supposed to work with my team mates. This isn't fun at all.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Wouldn't be able to get to S without it.
Really gotta give props to Nintendo for watching out for special needs players.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

You win by being lucky until you get to S+.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Spats are

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

It has a sizable impact even by itself. Add in the zoning you get by just having it charged, and it grows to other specials' levels, with none of the commitment.

Firespawn
Firespawn

That's still stupidly high compared to $3 for a dozen of tags.
You're probably not even going to need any more than that.

SniperWish
SniperWish

I've had some luck by picking out the most competent looking team mate and just treating them like an escort quest. Throw clams at them, dive in front to take the bullets when you get to the basket.

DeathDog
DeathDog

My phone doesn't have an NFC reader. I'd need to get one for PC.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

So medium ranged weapons for the most part. You've been focusing on flanking right? Going head-on would get you killed a lot with everything but the squelchers.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I mean, you can kill people with missiles too, but it's not a killing special either. Splashdown is a killing special through and thorough.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Getting a phone is probably cheaper though.
You can get something used with a broken screen for pocket change.

cum2soon
cum2soon

I have never had problems with splashdown except with minimum-range weapons like the sploosh or dapple dualies. Even if you aren't skilled enough to aim up and hit them in the air, you can just back up and unload into them when they land. Or just use a bwaster and then when they jump in the air after you hit them with splash damage the first time, you just keep shooting at where they were and the bwaster's enormous radius will kill them up in the air anyway.

Methnerd
Methnerd

I have a generic USB reader/writer but, as far as I know, tagmo isn’t compatible and no one else has made anything.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

tfw get better results with h3d compared to zap because of more range and higher burst power

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

How soon typically does it get new Amiibos once they're available in stores?

Lunatick
Lunatick

where do I get the octo expansion song in the highest quality?

Booteefool
Booteefool

being poor

Soft_member
Soft_member

If you're only using them for Splatoon, maybe. But to unlock everything in Mario Kart, you need 20, for everything in Zelda, you need another 20, etc. It's also a hell of a lot more convenient if you want your amiibos on the go.
It's not convenient if you don't have an NFC reader phone though, I wouldn't have gotten it if I didn't have that.

viagrandad
viagrandad

I could just buy every Splatoon-relevant amiibo for cheaper.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Mostly they have them before release
nfc-bank.com/bins.php?categoryid=2

Booteefool
Booteefool

The official Nintendo video?

w8t4u
w8t4u

I would only ever use them for the Splat 2 amiibo gear, and probably nothing else.

RumChicken
RumChicken

So, baisically, "Want to counter [special]? Use [weapon]". No wonder the meta is stale as fuck.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

and have to keep shitty plastic statues? no thank you i like bringing women home and that is a huge red flag

whereismyname
whereismyname

Let me know how that works out for you.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Usually within days.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Did Marina come from a test tube as well?

RavySnake
RavySnake

Cut them off their bases and donate to local kindergarten.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

They have ink armor after splashdown, and they get a free shot of a sub throw.
That special ain't right I tell you hwat

Lunatick
Lunatick

You don't even have to use [weapon], anything with range similar to a Splattershot or higher will work at killing Splashdowns.

JunkTop
JunkTop

hey im unbanned i can share squids with you again

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Evilember
Evilember

I generally don't go into enemy territory because there's usually 2-3 guys on that side that pounce me in a second.
I've tried flanking several times before, when the enemies were distracted, but I'd end up getting caught pretty quickly anyways and splatted when I try to escape.
Now I've kinda just relegated to inking as much turf as I can and running away if I know I'm going to lose the 1v1 (which is very, very often).
I just feel so useless.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Please only post wholesome family friendly squids.

SniperWish
SniperWish

only if they're wholesome images

thumbsup

Methshot
Methshot

What would you do if you came home early and caught your woomy grinding her juicy puffy cunny on the couch cushion while soft core porn played on your tv?

whereismyname
whereismyname

Who arth thou?

MPmaster
MPmaster

tell her to step her game up

eGremlin
eGremlin

Please post unwholesome squids too.

5mileys
5mileys

Except it's
Want to counter Splashdown?
Use literally anything other than the Sploosh-o-matic, Neo Sploosh-o-matic, Dapple Dualies, Dapple Dualies Nouveau, and Carbon Roller and don't stand right next to them.
You just need to be about one bar away to have more than enough time to escape it. If you use one of those mentioned, go fight somebody else instead.

Evilember
Evilember

wait what

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Firespawn
Firespawn

to unlock everything in Mario Kart
everything in Zelda
This is just pure literal autism.
And tags are still cheaper too. 100 goes for $20 and that's lifetime supply. There are probably less unique amiibos than that.
I still only used two tags. One for Epona and another for some crap in Rabbids my friend asked for. Nothing is Splatoon even interests me.
If you're willing to blow money on that, just go for the figurines.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Don't do this to me user. I was being a good boy and talking about the game

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takes2long
takes2long

Is splash-o-matic a wholesome weapon?

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

While we're on the topic of amiibo, do the backed-up sets remember main abilities? I know they don't remember subs.
/ink/ will complain about it when the Neo comes out and people start using it.

cum2soon
cum2soon

me later with the couch cushion

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Playboyize
Playboyize

What?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Wait

askme
askme

random user

thats what i got banned for though

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Inmate
Inmate

Also don't use anything below 3 lines of range that's not a fast shooter, a Splat Roller, a Blaster or a Luna (not even Range) because otherwise you're too slow, too unforgiving or usually both, and stand in the half-damage radius that's still a guranteed death
Also, if you have 4+ lines of range, they won't splashdown on you because they are too far, so you don't get a predictable opportunity to shoot them down

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

implying more than 2 people had a wii u

Methshot
Methshot

thats what i got banned for though
Well I didn't get to see them.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Woomies and Aras unintentionally flashing people is my new fetish

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SniperWish
SniperWish

be the only female inkling on team
boys are fucking trash
I wish this would stop happening

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Furries are inherently more annoying people.
Also inklings look infinitely better.

idontknow
idontknow

just because you didn't buy a wiiu, doesn't mean its not a port still.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

If you're willing to blow money on that, just go for the figurines.
Pic related and Also, I want a specific amiibo to use for my friend while out, let me pull out my bag of 100 NFC tags and sort through them like a sperg. Or I can just have them in order by game in my NFC library digitally and find them almost instantly.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

We've all been let down by our teams, but does anybody have any good stories about the opposite happening? Where you thought "okay guys, it's up to you" and they actually pulled it off?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

theres a difference between not feeling a feature is ready and consciously chopping it up and selling it individually like a butcher
just because you didnt
i didnt know i was the Majority Of The Damn Consumer Base. the wii u was a stillborn console. its games would get far more traffic on the switch instead of a console that had a life span comparable to the virtual boy.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Literally never.
The odds of all other three people actually being good at the game are like winning the lottery unless you're in the top ranks, and even then, it's pretty unlikely.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

the switch isn't going to be abandonware too

farquit
farquit

early rush gets the rainmaker close to the cap point
trying to pop bubble but I'm losing to enemies
teammate across the map has the presence of mind to stingray the bubble
pop it and win
BASED AS FUCK

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Maybe I should actually post a pic if I say pic related.

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I'd end up getting caught
Yeah, flanks aren't guaranteed kills. Sometimes it's more about getting into 1v1 range and starting with the advantage.

It is good that you try to flee from unwinnable fights, but if you're already too close then yeah, you just have to stick it out and try to at least trade.

A few things to try
Go for people that are focusing on painting
Keep an eye on teammates and assist them if you see them get into a 1v1
If the enemy is moving (which they should be) aim slightly ahead of them so they move into your bullets
If you have the same range as your opponent don't move forward and shoot, you'll walk into their bullets and they'll walk backward away from all of yours
Throw bombs when you can afford to, even if they don't kill they disrupt enemy movements
Try to move around while fighting, strafing is better than standing still, and jumping periodically can throw people off

JunkTop
JunkTop

outselling several consoles in less than a year is abandonware

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TurtleCat
TurtleCat

outselling

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takes2long
takes2long

368p

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Bidwell
Bidwell

What a funny coincidence, I was also in the same situation as you. However, I don't have squids to post. I'll just post this not-squid instead.

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Nojokur
Nojokur

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Techpill
Techpill

F

whereismyname
whereismyname

Also don't use anything below 3 lines of range that's not a fast shooter, a Splat Roller, a Blaster or a Luna
I don't have this problem.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Are you telling me that I can't only be a squid, but also a kid?

Lunatick
Lunatick

a system solely responsible for getting the entire company back in the black will be abandoned
notice how the switch's highest point trumped the other two in the most competitive month of the year
also the other two systems have been around for several years longer.
the first holiday season it ever had, the switch outsold the other two, and even after, it still manages to stay at sony's heels.
you want to talk abandonware? how about we talk about all zero of xbox's upcoming exclusives

Methnerd
Methnerd

Random user
Sees pic
HUGE MISTAKE I KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND I KNOW ONLY 3 PEOPLE THAT SHARE THIS SHIT
ABORT ABORT, LET ME OUT

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I hate Nintendo for abandoning the Wii U, but the Wii U had actual reasons that it was abandoned, even if I think it was a shitty thing to do.
Poor sales numbers due to several mistakes that couldn't be undone; shitty name, shitty initial launch/sales, extremely little third party support due to complexity in porting over games to it
Not to mention the Switch, for reasons that I don't even understand, has sold like crack. It's genuinely absurd how much its sold despite the lack of games that aren't ports. It's already more than made up to Nintendo for the sheer failure that the Wii U was and then some, and it's just getting through its first year.

Booteefool
Booteefool

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING TO ME

iluvmen
iluvmen

Tell her she’s free to ride my face any time

Skullbone
Skullbone

looks to me like the switch is selling as well as a 2013 console. obviously the switch is a more family friendly console, so it is a safe assumption that it is given more at a family oriented holiday (christmas). Lets hear about the switches upcoming exclusives, that arent ports.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

dudes thats its first year and it has been at a steady incline ever since, while xbone had years to get sales and it just recently broke out of its 30m plateau.

happy_sad
happy_sad

vg chartz
You are fake news.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

What's shocking to me is that the "take your switch to a rooftop party and everyone will have fun!" thing from the initial trailer is actually fucking happening.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

The only people with taste shit enough to go with a male haircut are shit at the game, no big surprise.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

the very fact that its a portable device with comparable or even exceeding fidelity to their home consoles makes the multitude ports a GOOD thing.
games that you would be anchored to on the sofa and need to wait until you get off the 9 to 5 grind are now available at any moment.
the plethora of ports being a bad thing is a forced meme.
also bayonetta 3.

Illusionz
Illusionz

total system sales are lower for a console 4 years younger
Wtffffff

w8t4u
w8t4u

new fashion trend of loose clothing that flashes panties
all woomies start wearing their freshest panties to flash
brands start making fresh underwear with abilities
Two new unique ability types for pantsu slot
>See-through: Ninja Squid when standing still
Dampener: Less drag when swimming through spotty patches of ink

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

holy shit octolings really do go ara dont they

Methshot
Methshot

Almost like marketing and innovative non fisher-price gimmicks sell a console...
Whoa...

TreeEater
TreeEater

I need this

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Normies are a mysterious breed.
I don't know why they're so susceptible to Nintendo's advertising, but they just are.

Evilember
Evilember

Outsells the Xbone during the middle of Xbone's life cycle even during a shortage
Outsells PS4 if you compare by first year sales.
Yeah, the Switch sure is dead.

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

outsells even during a shortage
holy fuck that actually did happen thats right
that also explains the smaller sales before then

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Woomies wearing panties.

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Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Wait till ps5 comes out within a year when we are comparing a last year PC to a 2014 mobile phone, it will he abandoned

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

oh boy i wonder what will be fucking different from the ps4?
it better turn into the fucking doll from bloodborne and suck my dick

SniperWish
SniperWish

implying bloodborne 2 won't be the most kino squid game

Nojokur
Nojokur

I know that image. It's an image of squinty with regular eyes. But you cropped out the eyes.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Outside of what was already mentioned, I'd also recommend watching this. Getting better aim makes fighting and movement a lot easier.
youtube.com/watch?v=XloXds3GldU

If you can tolerate it, consider trying out the charger for a few days even.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Shh.

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askme
askme

implying bloodborne 2 ever
oh... i just gave myself depression...

Playboyize
Playboyize

I've seen that pic on /v/ a bunch of times. I guess Squinty got her nopan pics leaked to public?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

i guarantee you don’t know who i am though

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massdebater
massdebater

are you talking about... the sushi art...?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

If she's not squinting, then how can it be Squinty?

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iluvmen
iluvmen

Implying bloodborne 2 never
I swear to umbassa that it's coming out

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

How the fuck do i paint with a roller

MPmaster
MPmaster

Horizontal flicks.

likme
likme

Jump attack a lot

Roll around when you have the space to paint a wide area

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Obviously it is, you soulsshitters will eat any turd From chucks at you

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I knew that outfit was from some squid
bet she never wore glasses so she could be even more lewd with her smugness

StonedTime
StonedTime

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Splatoon music video in Inklish is better than any of the garbage Hollywood pulls out its ass nowadays
Inklings are patrician taste.

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Burnblaze
Burnblaze

but bloodborne isnt dark souls

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

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Playboyize
Playboyize

every video game that isnt balls deep in AAA mentality has fantastic music.
no i dont mean indie titles i mean any studio that hasnt gotten its innards sucked out by EA yet.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Do you think that they should release basic gear that has zero upgrade slots?

StonedTime
StonedTime

b-but it's a p-port
Fuck off. The game was reconstructed from the ground up, inkling models are different, new modes, new idols, salmon run, new abilities, new bombs, a completely different set of specials, etc. Yeah some maps reappear with some differences and so do weapons and certain gear, but to insinuate that it's exactly the same game as the first one is ridiculous.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

i cant wait to mod my own gear

Evilember
Evilember

There should be a dunce cap with no main and no sub slots for everyone that plays freelance SR.

SniperWish
SniperWish

No?
Unless it's made to trigger fashion autism since it looks so good, and serves as a "fuck you I don't need power ups"
Then maybe?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I took your guys' advice and tried run speed + main ink saver for the brella. Holy shit this is so much better, I got 22 kills in A- using it.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

this post made me laff

have a upvote +11

askme
askme

Horizontal flicks to paint a wide open area.
Vertical flicks to quickly make paths, although ideally you'll be using splat roller and have curling bombs for that.
Rolling around is mostly a waste of time. Roller is pretty much just a killing weapon.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

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Inmate
Inmate

You're not fucking with me, guro user

Methshot
Methshot

What;'s the best weapon for like, a level 10 who just wants to shoot people

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

she looks autistic

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

nzap

Methshot
Methshot

Fake glasses, you're not squinting from bad vision, you're doing it for pure lewdness

massdebater
massdebater

Thanks lover

idontknow
idontknow

This

viagrandad
viagrandad

Nzap, splattershot, or enperries (level 11)

Techpill
Techpill

we are in Veeky Forums
thats basically like calling the kettle a nigger

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

what the

Bidwell
Bidwell

she's a sweetheart

StonedTime
StonedTime

I forgot that you can't draw on this site unles you fill it with fuck ton of dots because you can't do spacing for some dumb reason

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Good!
Would she be friends with special?

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BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Perfect

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

do americans really have to worry about the plaza being spammed with tranny shit?

I'm so glad I don't live in that shithole of a country

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

This should have been last of us 2 huh

1080p/60 FPS in single player and multiplayer.
Texture maps are 4x more detailed. Shadow maps 2x.
Higher resolution particle effects.
Occlusion mapping on decals.
No texture streaming.
Longer draw distances, better LOD
Expanded audio menu options.
Possibility to lock frame rate at 30 FPS.
Possibility to swap trigger and thumbsticks controls.
DualShock 4 touch pad, light bar and speaker supported.
Cinematics with commentary by Neil Druckmann, Troy Baker and Ashley Johnson.

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DeathDog
DeathDog

Special would definitely make Callie her "make a wish" wish due to her terminal brain cancer.
Callie would be too busy and also not care so they'd have to hire an imitator and not tell Special she was a fake.

Lunatick
Lunatick

How do you even report people in this game? Just had a dude in our team take the rain maker to our point and proceed to die on top of it.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I'm so glad I imported.
Those japs are so good at dot art.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

what do you mean "imported"
can't you just make a jap account to play with japs?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Yes
It first happened a little while after S2 launched along with furfag spam.

Only on the Switch phone app.

MPmaster
MPmaster

nope

farquit
farquit

Use the mobile app. Yes, I'm serious.

likme
likme

DELETTTTTTTTTTTT
MODSSSSSSS

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Euro here
Got shit ton of "congrats for 100k octoboy"

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Callie would cure her.

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Special just has down syndrome, no brain cancer but downies aren't expected to have long lives anyways.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

so octolings are the result of a mutant experiment that spliced octarian DNA into captured inklings, right

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Thanks, senpais

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I have an EU copy and saw a gay post or two. NA is overrun. These dumbasses don't realize that every time they abuse the system it's less likely that the next game will have posts at all.

takes2long
takes2long

load into the game
first bubble that pops up is "I am gay gay gay I am sup<line break>er super gay"

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Either you're guro (which isn't the case), what if or even kier since i didn't see him posting much today and having this guro shit image proves to me you're someone well known here so tell me, who in the fresh fuck are you?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

nope, i strongly dislike guro i feel like all cute things deserve to be loved and cherished rather than physically or emotionally harmed i just figured that artist didn’t feel lie drawing feet

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JunkTop
JunkTop

This. I thought you just had to make a jap account? It would suck starting over from level 1 though.

Methshot
Methshot

Fixing Splashdown is as easy as increasing the delay between activation and effect, and making the damage area more consistent with the indicator. Prove me wrong.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

honestly I hate the memes because I genuinely enjoy seeing some of the art people come up with, or cute jokes and puns. The "hha mom gay" and "im a gay transvestite and I love my dog" and the horse shit is awful. It gives the whole system of posts a bad wrap even though a lot of the art genuinely is nice.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

the cuter or more pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to defile it... or whatever that internet rule goes like

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I envision pic related whenever I see an inkbrush user in ranked.

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likme
likme

That artist should've drawn the rest until he hits the bottom of the canvas then...

Methshot
Methshot

Making the hitbox consistent with the visual indicator would be nice. People have already learned to deal with it, though.

askme
askme

I'm for this. There is no greater feeling in this game that splatting a panic button-mashing faggot in mid air just before he lands for the crutchdown.

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

It's still too versitale. It should be downsized a lot both in hitbox and especially painting departaments if you use it grounded, but retain current power if you use it out of superjump.

Booteefool
Booteefool

tfw I meet the same people so much in S+ that I made a shitlist for players where I will instantly throw and report any match they are in
Does anyone else do this?

iluvmen
iluvmen

This is great news, especially that there is a pogopinned version. Because these are dependant on pins being in the right place on motherboard, makes sense to make sure you get current hardware and not that new 8gb model rumored.

veekyforums.com/thread/209047917/video-games

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Increase delay
Splashdown now kills nobody ever
I mean, why not just get rid of it entirely then?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

tfw just bought the Glooga Dualies
tfw dodge-rolling all over the place like I'm Dante from Devil May Cry
actually getting some kills with it and the Inkjet
I'm more of a Splatling/Charger guy but fuck, these are fun as fuck.

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whereismyname
whereismyname

Dualies nerf when?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

implying you can hit them
Get psyched out shitter

viagrandad
viagrandad

Now try Enperries. Same shit, but strictly better.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Glue guns are ass, just use enperries lmao

farquit
farquit

If you think those are good, try literally any other Dualie.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

They're pretty cancer dude.
lul enemy ink doesn't affect me :b

viagrandad
viagrandad

They don't deserve that hitbox.

Inmate
Inmate

Now use enperries so you can have a usable sub weapon.

Playboyize
Playboyize

he can't shoot gloogas during their long-ass roll animation

Methshot
Methshot

aim at them
slosh
they move out of slosh's way

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

dualies
nerf

Probably never. They've been buffed in nearly every major balance patch.

Nojokur
Nojokur

see the problem is that you're not using the vastly superior sloshing machine that hits everything you vaguely point it in the direction of

idontknow
idontknow

8gb
what?

StonedTime
StonedTime

I don't understand the devs' hard-on for dualies

FastChef
FastChef

slosh again when they are stuck after the second roll
predict their movement and lead your shot
Slosher Deco is meta, though.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I think Splashdown should work sort of like a baller. Activate it, go up into the air unarmored, then the radius of your kill zone expands the longer you stay in the air, but you're vulnerable and only get your armor as soon as you hit R to come down, so it's a tradeoff between activation time and kill radius. 1 second straight up and down, plus hang time. 0 seconds of hang time for 50% current radius, 2 seconds for 100% current radius, 3 seconds for 200% current radius, and it caps at 3 seconds forcing you to come down automatically like when the baller runs out of time and explodes.

whereismyname
whereismyname

segmentnext.com/2018/03/21/nintendo-switch-8-gb-refresh/
This is according to some keen-eyed hackers who found references to a Nintendo Switch refresh with an 8 GB RAM in firmware update 5.0.
What it will mean that Nintendo Switch with current SoC will become rare and will also become way more expensive due to their tendency to be hacked and letting its users run homebrew code on it.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

last I checked, sloshing machine is S+

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I honestly don't know much about which weapons are considered really good or not. I play this game casually. I'm mostly in A-rank right now.

I'm trying out the Squeezer too and I like it a lot so far too.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

time to buy current gens to sell later for an upgrade

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

aim a direct
get indirect at best
fucking die
Gee
die as soon as they stop the roll because they splat faster and have to aim less than most shooters

takes2long
takes2long

oh please call of duty has been lasting for years and its all essentially the same game. if you wanted to call out sequals being uninspired ports you are a decade late. last of us is story driven.
campaigns in shooters are a god damn afterthought and you know it.

SniperWish
SniperWish

And Deco is still good.
But you're a retard who thinks anyone can get away with using only Machine indirects against good players. Or that the Machine's splash damage is notable at all. It's less than the Rapid.

Supergrass
Supergrass

meanwhile in the EU plaza

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

call of duty is different enough. splatoon 1 -> 2 is the same fucking game

Inmate
Inmate

Why not just superjump then?

Emberfire
Emberfire

call of duty
ever being different

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Evilember
Evilember

sans
smash

Maybe the gayposters aren't so bad after all.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Call of Duty is:
some new maps, some remakes
new guns, but most of them function identically to weapons from the previous game
some new gimmicks and mechanics
Splatoon is:
some new maps, some remakes
guns that are mostly identical to weapons from the previous game
some new gimmicks and mechanics
This is true for literally every multiplayer shooter.

SniperGod
SniperGod

...How? What does cod do that squid doesn't?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

call of duty was better when it was called halo
and halo was better off not existing[/spoiler]
bite your tongue or else they'll never fuck off

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Stop this user, not now.

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happy_sad
happy_sad

doom? wolfenstein?

w8t4u
w8t4u

Looks like a bad time

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

fuck

Illusionz
Illusionz

Deco is baller spam shit. Why not L3? It actually has a somewhat competent main and sub.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

But what if though? Like seriously?

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idontknow
idontknow

209165824
It's bait at this point. Not worthy of a reply.

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Multiplayer?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Doom 2 was a single new gun and like a half dozen new enemies.
Wolfenstein isn't multiplayer.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

The Slosher is a competent main, and spams baller faster.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Because people are really bad at fighting sloshers, 2hko plus very easy to aim makes it more usable to baddies as well

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Superjumping is a lot more guesswork and takes time to activate, leaving you vulnerable, and your teammates have to be near enemies. They'd also probably have to just cap it at 100% when superjumping, instead of 200%.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Have this thing for rabbits that I repress out of fear of becoming a furry
really like all that Splatoon work
think about all that potential 34

So glad i dodged that bullet. It would have been the end of me.

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5mileys
5mileys

Meant for

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Techpill
Techpill

oh so you are just wanting to pay for a season pass for multiplayer only, not a real game, got it. let me know how that goes in 3 years when nintendo shuts down online for their next console release

whereismyname
whereismyname

209166861
N-NOOOO!!! MY PRECIOUS (YOU)!!!!!!!!

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cum2soon
cum2soon

Name multiplayer shooters that are different enough for you to consider it a true sequel.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I'm trying out the Enperries now and these are fucking awesome. Might even go into ranked with these.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

spams baller faster
A turflet with a sprinkler vs god of inking with a curl. Not faster at all.

Firespawn
Firespawn

my point is multiplayer aside call of duty has a longer single player than splatoon and it changes from game to game.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

and it changes from game to game.
No it doesn't. How new are you?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

tell me all about how the single player is the same. plz

idontknow
idontknow

Who wants to play Splatoon 1 with me? I'm almost S+

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CodeBuns
CodeBuns

You go down linear hallways shooting at copy+pasted hitscan enemies with the occasional "epic" setpiece.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Why is /ink/ obsessed with hacking shit all of a sudden? We never had a second post right below every OP for Wii U Splatoon hacking. Is it all the shitters that want to change their B+ rank to S+50, ruining ranked battles by changing it to rankscumming 2.0?

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WebTool
WebTool

Some dumbass keeps on trying to shill switch hacking. If you have 4chanx hide it and move on.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

i want rank x

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Some dude got kicked out of /hbg/ so he's here now to start shit even after people told him to fuck off.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

play sober
suck balls, can't hit shit jim
get drunk
splatting squids left and right, having a whale of a time, ranking up
Every time.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

You can't make a traditional shooter different. It's same shit with slightly different room and enemy layouts that present extremely similar challenge, and slightly different bad guys chosen out of a standard pool of bad guys complete with "muh liberty!" plot. Splatoon also largely recycles the plot, but it's not really a shooter- it's also a platformer, and it does use the creative freedom this genre opens up for it very well.

w8t4u
w8t4u

/hbg/ is not for game modding, or playing emulators, friend. /emugen/ is not for console modding. /ink/ is for splatoon specific information, like modding. Veeky Forums is not for waifufagging and bad art.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

it's literally only like, 1-3 faggots shitposting about it because they're poorfags who can't afford games and want to ruin online experiences for other players.
report them and ignore them

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Same. That is the plan for tonight actually because I think my uni will cancel morning classes from the snow.

Playboyize
Playboyize

making a false report is a bannable offense too. this is splatoon general, and information about modding splatoon belongs here.

idontknow
idontknow

We're talking about the game and don't give a shit about modding the game

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Samefag

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

GRUG NO LIKE PAY FOR GAME....GRUG BUY SWITCH SECONDHAND AND HACK CONSOLE TO PIRATE AND MODIFY GAME
GRUG WONDER WHY PEOPLE NO LIKE GRUG WHEN GRUG RUIN GENERALS BY BEING A NUISANCE AND A FAGGOT BY BREAKING TERMS OF SERVICE

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farquit
farquit

That's easy, just get X by gitting gud

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Just because you dont agree with a topic doesn't mean it doesn't belong here. I hate niggers but I can't just filter them from splatoon. You can't filter ontopic modding discussion either.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@209168532
No hacking is not relevant to the conversation. You aren't posting new info, you keep on spamming these threads, and you're being a general nuisance. Bwaster-poster, whatif poster, bitcoin-poster and hell even nigger user are more ontopic then your poor brainlet ass.

TreeEater
TreeEater

hell even nigger user are more ontopic then your poor brainlet ass.
Let's not be silly.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Oh come on you fags. Here's your (You)s, don't break it because you only get it once.

Don't impersonate me either

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Eh true, was just listing all of the shitposters. But back to the topic at hand just go and stay go until you have some actual shit to show.

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Skullbone
Skullbone

Moreso on discords and stuff, though. People here are consumers at best, so there's little to talk about with them. Just keep us informed through some pastebin or something, when something new sprouts post it, but hogging up second posts of five generals in a row makes me feel you deliberately want to rise awareness among the less honest.

5mileys
5mileys

Don't reply to me again kiddo.

TreeEater
TreeEater

close, but no

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girlDog
girlDog

Veeky Forums
not hacking
K. And nice hack attempt asking someone to register an account to my email address. What are you, CIA?

RavySnake
RavySnake

one of the (You)'s is the autistic 1st reply of the thread

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

what is 1 minute mail

SniperGod
SniperGod

yeah, thats me, questions about splatoon save game modding?

w8t4u
w8t4u

Can I edit my ranks all to S+50, set myself to lv 99 starred, and make myself invincible in online matches?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Exactly. They are consumers of your product. They won't help you develop it, why encourage so much discussion about it then? We don't discuss official fucking patch notes that fiercely.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

You don't even play splatoon.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

not yet, currently its save files only that we can read and write - we need something like tcpgecko to go further

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Aren't ranks and levels saved to save files like in the first game?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

yeah can you go drink some bleach and never post here again

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

The only ranked mode I am good at is Tower Control...

DeathDog
DeathDog

being this incapable of self-censoring

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Zones is by far the easiest rank mode. Literally impossible to be bad at it. If you can handle TC Zones is no problem at all.

SniperGod
SniperGod

wipe once in zones
almost impossible to retake
I find TC much easier

idontknow
idontknow

leveling all my clothes while on my quest to rank up

T-this is how you're supposed to play, right?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Of course. The question is, are you making sure you look fresh while you do it?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

That's exactly why it's the easiest. You wipe them then clamp down. Enjoy your free wins.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Bwastsr?

Inmate
Inmate

ye

likme
likme

What's on the ground behind Marie?

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

tfw Splat Zones is my favorite mode
but also the hardest for me

This never happens for me.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

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takes2long
takes2long

Tower is the most offensive mode, so it's only natural that beginners are better at it. Reckless plays require less thought and knowledge of the game, but can train your mechanical skills well.
Splat Zones is all about defense, it tests your ability to hold position. Survival is the key, it is better to give up some ground but keep holding up than risk getting splatted and your defenses breached.
Rainmaker is control: the mode. Claiming routes helps your pushes and halts enemy ones. Don't overextend yourself and force your enemies to overextend if they want to push.
Clam Slam is strategy. In lower ranks it is a total shitshow, but as you get to the top you will start finding players with enough awareness that they can form some rudimentary teamwork without saying a word. Watch your teammates and predict their actions to be like them. This is the ultimate challenge.
These four skills transfer between modes as well, but those are the main focuses of the four modes. Use this knowledge well.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Good Splat Zones player take every inch they can get, suffocating the enemy and keeping them as far away as possible while draining the timer.

TreeEater
TreeEater

the fuck is you white bitches doin

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

me too

happy_sad
happy_sad

There is no need for explosive pushes, though. Slow and steady but safe gain is better when you have control, the objective ticks anyway.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

rainmaker
doesn't involve watching over any kind of terrain
is about control

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Post cute woomies and cool spaghettis! Or the other way around. I mean, shit, I don't make your decisions.

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haveahappyday
haveahappyday

You don't have to watch over it, your control acts as a buffer against enemy team.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

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SniperWish
SniperWish

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

have a cute woomer

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Aras ok too?

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whereismyname
whereismyname

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I'm kinda scrubby, but I'm inclined to agree with them. Map control is still important, and while it is a defensive mode, taking away the opponent's ability to make any sort of comeback and locking that shit down is important as well.

w8t4u
w8t4u

neat

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

The brella shield knockback when touching an enemy with the brella out is the dumbest shit.

hairygrape
hairygrape

I drew this, it's shit but I'm trying
inklings are kind of harder to draw than kirby and shit

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

but I'm trying
And that's what matters most.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

t. salty he just got booped off a ledge into the water

Spamalot
Spamalot

its cute!

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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Here's a two-fer.

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5mileys
5mileys

Isn’t there a set of these?

Techpill
Techpill

nope theres only a few of them

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I'm going to beat my woomy for not having swoll thigh mass

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

ty, I'll keep going

Firespawn
Firespawn

decade do you still play?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

next SR rotation in 30 mins and it looks really good, seems like a really easy 999

Inmate
Inmate

manyakis at it again.
i.imgur.com/OCJuDNS.mp4

WebTool
WebTool

There are no easy 999s. You either have to go through max difficulty waves with /ink/lings or carry (((freelancers))) that don't even know where the shoot button is.

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Flameblow
Flameblow

god fuckin damn I love mike

takes2long
takes2long

Who would be a good team to get 999 with /ink/lings?

Playboyize
Playboyize

gonna wait for the leaks with better resolution

Inmate
Inmate

Stop.

Skullbone
Skullbone

pussy taped open

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Flameblow
Flameblow

Zero never plays but if he did, him. The most likely squids start/join a group run are Sen, A, D and C, and theres probably going to be at leas 2 discord groups

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Hammer time?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

The SR players here to get 999 that I know of are Zero, Lunari, Cday, Sendarum. Roughly in that order. I wanna say there's another... All grills by the way.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Very high quality post user. Good job.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Is blaster a cheep weapon for shitters?
I feel like I do much better with it than anything else.

TechHater
TechHater

How far into transition are they?

farquit
farquit

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

BWASTER GOOD
POP POP BWASTR FUN

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Post sleepy jelly.

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ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

All natural. No gay shit honest.

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

something about those legs seems... off

happy_sad
happy_sad

Its a nigger

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

fag

cum2soon
cum2soon

yes

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

monkeylover

massdebater
massdebater

Jelly working 7 days a week for his 30 kids

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

yeah I see that

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

209179992
Least I'm not of a fag

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Make a cummy on this woomy's tummy!

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Booteefool
Booteefool

Being gay is cool, just look at the latest posts

King_Martha
King_Martha

anyone gonna make a room for SR?

happy_sad
happy_sad

understood, my mistake was ever playing anything that wasn't base splattershot
it won't happen again

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I can I do that on another woomy's tummy?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

You could.

SniperWish
SniperWish

tfw too shy to start an sr lobby

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

onahole woomy with visible bulge on her stomach

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

anyone doing sr?

takes2long
takes2long

Yes in 3 hours more less

Firespawn
Firespawn

Lol base splattershot is even more overpowered.

RumChicken
RumChicken

People will yell at you for that too. Pick something worse, but not so shitty that people will make fun of you for using it.

StonedTime
StonedTime

These gay and trans posters in the lobby are just ironic... Right?

Nojokur
Nojokur

Joining

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Drawfags get on this

King_Martha
King_Martha

that's my fetish

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Report all niggers and fags in the lobby

happy_sad
happy_sad

so, splattershot jr or squeezer

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

SR?

MPmaster
MPmaster

SR!

Soft_member
Soft_member

I feel if you commission one of them, they would certainly get on that.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

same that’s why i posted it

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Lunatick
Lunatick

The soy is in the water supply

cum2soon
cum2soon

Only if she can snowball your cummy with the woomy of your choice

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

3/4 for league

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Squeezer
That falls under the too shitty category.
I was thinking more like a gal deco or dapples, but Jr works too.

Supergrass
Supergrass

I'll join.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Did your daddy give you good advice?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

This is acceptable

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

my mum's legs look like that.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

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eGremlin
eGremlin

yee

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w8t4u
w8t4u

2/4

likme
likme

fc?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

it's Razz
0253-0666-7419

iluvmen
iluvmen

3/4, starting now

idontknow
idontknow

If anyone wants to join we're at 3/4

Emberfire
Emberfire

no thanks

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

JOIN US U FUCK ITS BEEN 20MINS AND WE CANT GET ANYONE
-love kier

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Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Let's see yoyr pussy already

RavySnake
RavySnake

I fucking hate this SR map.

SniperGod
SniperGod

I'm bad at videogames so I wont join. It is for your own good. I would like to though.

massdebater
massdebater

i wish there was a guaranteed glowflies or grillers round in every salmon run match

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massdebater
massdebater

It's really the worst.

likme
likme

BIG NEWS

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BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Starting a room soon , possibly if another group doesn't open up.

Playboyize
Playboyize

I got 3/4

Evilember
Evilember

Does /ink/ like kier?

Inmate
Inmate

No one likes kier

King_Martha
King_Martha

*hacking sounds*

5mileys
5mileys

Thanks for the games, crew. I have 0 interest in playing this map any longer than necessary.

viagrandad
viagrandad

thanks for joining

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

But that map is best map

JunkTop
JunkTop

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farquit
farquit

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massdebater
massdebater

That same level implying they only play together
Based

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I'm getting fucked up in this Salmon Run shift, guys. Went like 4 different times with randoms and lost every single one of them.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I'll allow it.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I bet you like Flounder, too.

TechHater
TechHater

That was fucking embarrassing.

viagrandad
viagrandad

hey, let's spawn EVERY BOSS on the other island during high tide!

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massdebater
massdebater

with randoms

lmaoing @ your life

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

completely out of key drink tickets
for the 3rd SR in a row Grizz gives me Cash Super Bonuses

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New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Glowflies are a nightmare. Charger and blaster have a low fire rate and the pro runs out of ink every 5 seconds.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

playing with randoms
shiggy

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Guys, tip for smokeyard on gusher waves. Goldie's will always go for the otherside of the map, so if they spawn on the island away from the basket, wait by the basket. The goldie will drop by and make it easy eggs for everyone.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Can I get you a drink user?

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DeathDog
DeathDog

I am pretty new to the game. Only level 15. My question is:

How???

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I can't wait till we can mod and cheat

Firespawn
Firespawn

well that's it for me, ggs guys

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Lunatick
Lunatick

it's all good brah

Snarelure
Snarelure

tell me motherffr*ckers how do i get full resouliton images from tumblr i need to save more woomys

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Its very easy user just spent 95% of your time in SR

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

ggs

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

that hair
user...

likme
likme

Those are still woomy eyebrows

Methnerd
Methnerd

which came first, blaster or range blaster?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

By playing every SR rotation possible. You can only get gear once you pass 1200p.

Inmate
Inmate

this to be honest, spamming infinite burst bombs is my fetish

Snarelure
Snarelure

download an extension, just look up like "tumblr full size image plugin"
there's also one for twitter as well
you'll know it works when the filename has "raw" or "jpg:orig" in it

Evilember
Evilember

Shifty Station

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I need a source for that squid please.
greasyfork.org/en/scripts/30833-tumblr-image-url-redirect I use this script but theres many to choose from. Typing it out manually is annoying.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

{"league":[{"stage_a":{"id":"2","name":"Starfish Mainstage","image":"/images/stage/187987856bf575c4155d021cb511034931d06d24.png"},"end_time":1521684000,"game_mode":{"name":"League Battle","key":"league"},"id":4780952683920943000,"start_time":1521676800,"stage_b":{"name":"Snapper Canal","id":"9","image":"/images/stage/8c95053b3043e163cbfaaf1ec1e5f3eb770e5e07.png"},"rule":{"multiline_name":"Rainmaker","name":"Rainmaker","key":"rainmaker"}},{"end_time":1521691200,"game_mode":{"key":"league","name":"League Battle"},"stage_a":{"image":"/images/stage/96fd8c0492331a30e60a217c94fd1d4c73a966cc.png","id":"8","name":"Moray Towers"},"id":4780952683920943000,"start_time":1521684000,"stage_b":{"name":"Goby Arena","id":"18","image":"/images/stage/8cab733d543efc9dd561bfcc9edac52594e62522.png"},"rule":{"key":"splat_zones","name":"Splat Zones","multiline_name":"Splat\nZones"}},{"rule":{"multiline_name":"Tower\nControl","key":"tower_control","name":"Tower Control"},"stage_b":{"image":"/images/stage/0907fc7dc325836a94d385919fe01dc13848612a.png","id":"7","name":"Port Mackerel"},"start_time":1521691200,"id":4780952683920943000,"end_time":1521698400,"stage_a":

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

why does that woomy have a tiny weenus?

Snarelure
Snarelure

see

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

goldie in the same gusher 4 times

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Methnerd
Methnerd

Thanks for the crew Mugen & others. Good times.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

GGs mugen crew, bretty gud goldie wave too.

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Lunatick
Lunatick

kek, accidentally started with 2 people
2/4

Booteefool
Booteefool

Go to work, me squid

askme
askme

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TalkBomber
TalkBomber

3/4, starting now

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

what are the griller strats for this map?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Grizz gives me ONE(1) drink ticket

Ok boss that's good and all but I could use a few more

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Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

panic and get overwhelmed usually works out for me

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

sign me right the fuck up for this hell

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

No reliable way to build armor. It would have been game-breaking if it kept Curling Bombs.

happy_sad
happy_sad

shoot it in the butt

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

BWASTAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

giving a schoolwoomy food tickets for favors
You monster.

WebTool
WebTool

Fucking hell tell me theres an open SR room, freelance just fucked me over 4 times.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I'll host in a bit.

Illusionz
Illusionz

just got griller, looking for a room too

askme
askme

Autism

Techpill
Techpill

???

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I wish Kier did more like this

SniperGod
SniperGod

yes, blaster users are autistic

farquit
farquit

I just realized that looks lit The Twilight Zone.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Not as autistic as you though

Firespawn
Firespawn

This guy know

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

hating on based bwasterposter

dumb blasterfag

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I wish Kier showed her cute chinese nipples more

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

here you go user hanayaoat2.tumblr.com/

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I'd fuck kiers mouth I dont care she's a lesbo

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

When was the last time there was natural pure gear on splatnet?

happy_sad
happy_sad

t. bwasterposter

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Comm Error 6872-2449-5104

Emberfire
Emberfire

Sorry but your a nigger

Firespawn
Firespawn

The summer when they were doing all of the band tees? It's not a very common occurrence.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Hosting

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

i said the n word loooool AM I COOL YET GUYZ

takes2long
takes2long

Wait, so you get bumped back to profresh 200 at the end of every shift? That's lame.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

MOM! I posted it again! Oh man he's gonna be so annoyed it's gonna be hilarious.

Methnerd
Methnerd

FC? i havent added everyone yet

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I dont care about being cool but that error means you probably are using fucking DSL over WiFi and high ping said nope to you

Nojokur
Nojokur

wasn't it only at launch, and accidentally? then they fixed it?

TreeEater
TreeEater

2/4

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

\300 and 400 are also cutoffs.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Qui, restarting room so we don't get stuck with just two people.
Are you okay with two randoms?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

The checkpoints are 40, 100, 200, 300 and 400

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Splatted papi!

Which one of you was this?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

yeah

idontknow
idontknow

The pink band tee during the summer event. I wish they did more grouped events, it would be way easier to get gear you want.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I just accepted a fr so it should be 3/4 at least.
Get your ass in here A.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Chubby...woomies?

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Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

oh, I know what i need to aim for then
still, you have to play a shitload in one shift to get to 999

SniperWish
SniperWish

Fat girls smell like fish so yep makes sense

farquit
farquit

disgusting face

MPmaster
MPmaster

It was worse with the old system user, you started at 40 no matter what, so the route to 999 took hours of grinding
Only 4 /ink/lings got to 999 with that system

happy_sad
happy_sad

And body

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Or just mod

StonedTime
StonedTime

Hacks are going to make splatoon great again

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Agreed

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

being so bad at a kids game you need to cheat
sorry to hear that anons maybe you should play easier games

DeathDog
DeathDog

yup

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

What said and multiple suckers trigger the fuck out of me but I'm fine with the body shape.

Bidwell
Bidwell

nude mod

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

i just like cheating no matter what the game. I guess you dont have fun the same way I do, you must be broken.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

durr hax r gun make sploon grate agen!!

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whereismyname
whereismyname

Comm Error 6872-2449-5104
2/4

likme
likme

I'd like a mod for more clothes

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I wish there was a large database so you can get anything you missed. There's probably a couple thousand possible combinations across all mains, good luck getting anything you might miss.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

id like more "hair"

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

joining
watch us all die!

SniperGod
SniperGod

quick break, I'll be back in a minute or 2

Emberburn
Emberburn

I hope all the trannyposting leads to women with men parts

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

that's what octos are

Snarelure
Snarelure

There are no trannies in this general user

happy_sad
happy_sad

Kier?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Unfortunately there are.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

They are "hybrids". Hmmm

askme
askme

She got a penis mod?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I like where this is going

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TechHater
TechHater

3/4

Bidwell
Bidwell

i didnt get any rank from that... A are you profresh?

cum2soon
cum2soon

Im C-

likme
likme

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SniperWish
SniperWish

gg guys

Methnerd
Methnerd

Hey, anyone have the tenacity forge facemask from a while ago they'd be willing to let me order?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

That's all for me Num-crew. Really tired, sorry.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

ggs homies, thanks for joining me
I'm gonna go eat some salmon IRL now for din dins

ggs

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viagrandad
viagrandad

thanks for the runs, ggs

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

ggs

Bidwell
Bidwell

2/4 again
gg A

Inmate
Inmate

Yeah, I was exhausted this morning and forgot to add you.
3584-4944-6009

massdebater
massdebater

It's been over half a year /ink/. Post:
your squid
your main weapon
your level
your ranks

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MPmaster
MPmaster

none
none
elite
profreshitposter

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Thanks bro, I'll host a SR room real quick unless there's an easier way to make your inkling show in my plaza.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Thighfucking woomy!

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New_Cliche
New_Cliche

why do you keep posting this shitty artwork over and over, in every thread?

Techpill
Techpill

I'll just host a private match on Rainmaker and score it quickly. Is there any other gear you might want?

JunkTop
JunkTop

No thanks I don't want /ink/ bullying me.

RavySnake
RavySnake

art is pretty off topic for a video game board. and you guys complain about mod discussion. fools

JunkTop
JunkTop

the only other ones I'm interested in for now are pro trail boots and chilly mountain coat

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Anything specific on them?

Soft_member
Soft_member

Still 2/4

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

run speed and main ink saver I suppose

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Thighfucking woomy while your dick rubs her cunny through her panties and she dribbles girlcum down her legs which I ended up commissioning for!

TechHater
TechHater

my squid
Dead
my main weapon
Splattershot Pro
my level
somewhere between level 36-39
my ranks
forgot

FastChef
FastChef

I actually have pures of both of those in every slot if you want me to open the room up again.

likme
likme

which I ended up commissioning for!
wait what

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Flameblow
Flameblow

Drawfag here. I will draw the 2nd post replying to me that ends in a 5 and has a squid.

Are you feeling lucky /ink/?

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Soft_member
Soft_member

thanks itt, all three of those abilities are better than what I have now
well I'm more interested in how the gear looks, so what you've given me is fine, perfect even

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FastChef
FastChef

Big woomies struggling to get into their clothes!

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takes2long
takes2long

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Firespawn
Firespawn

guaranteed (You)s

TreeEater
TreeEater

5

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

draw him in Hell.

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farquit
farquit

no

Inmate
Inmate

splat roller
13
S+, S+1, S+1, A

i hate ranked

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Techpill
Techpill

Rolling

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

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Evilember
Evilember

fuck off

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Splatoon 2's online experience is considerably worse than the original game in quite a number of categories. The game runs 30% slower than Splatoon 1, meaning the metagame is going to be heavily skewed to favour high damage, low time-to-kill weapons. Adding to that, players have been drawn into the title by bold claims that later have proven to be absolute nonsense. Good online multiplayer networking plays a much larger role in enticing people to play at a competitive level. If Nintendo are dead set on making Splatoon 2 a competitive title, then they should focus their efforts to make dedicated servers possible in 2018. Dedicated servers would also bolster security and anti-cheat measures. Cheating online became a very big issue for the original game, so they would be doing themselves a huge favor.

The content in this new game is refreshing. By improving the networking, it would make this game truly something to get excited about. Until then, I'm going to be playing casually. Salmon Run, here we come.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Of course

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

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Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

2nd 5
fuck you

King_Martha
King_Martha

mfw it removed the star
13 insert prestige star here

Spamalot
Spamalot

Sure why not

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DeathDog
DeathDog

Annnnd reroll

eGremlin
eGremlin

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

No problem, user. I should probably make a compilation of all my pures one day.

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Playboyize
Playboyize

I'll bite.

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Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Is this a jape? Are we actually being japed right now?

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Emberburn
Emberburn

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Easy yous but ok I'll bite
Jet Squelcher, though I try to get good with Squiffer
60? I don't have the time to play too often
Used to be all S+ but now I'm
SZ: S
TC: S
RMr: S+1
CB: A-
Barely play ranked tbqhf

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Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

i have shit luck

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askme
askme

You are now my eternal rival, biker yeb

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Flameblow
Flameblow

nintendotoday.com/splatoon-2-tick-rate/
For comparison, here are the tick rates of other popular multiplayer games (via NeoGAF)

Splatoon 2: 12.5Hz
Splatoon 1: 25Hz
Overwatch: 63Hz
CSGO: 64 Hz
Team Fortress 2: 66 Hz
Battlefield One: 45 Hz
Rainbow Six Seige: 60 Hz

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RumChicken
RumChicken

I don't know if you're OK with a commission but I usually dress him like this.
L-3 or Squeezer
36
BAB-B
Have a you so maybe somebody else can get a squid

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eGremlin
eGremlin

winrar

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

draw thread queens if you aren't baiting for free (You)s

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Advertise your fucking room then

idontknow
idontknow

I was gonna reply to drawfag but whatever.
Rate my low-quality-because-I'm-too-lazy-to-get-a-new-picture woomy

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Burnblaze
Burnblaze

winner

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

forcing these cum dumpsters time and time again

Inmate
Inmate

Mask Ara stalks Biker Yeb
his bike reminds her of the war machines
watching Biker ride makes her feel funny
”ah.... he must die then”

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

gg q

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I really hope we get a network improvement when the paid online rolls out. We probably won't but a boy can dream

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Flameblow
Flameblow

Fishfuckers

RavySnake
RavySnake

Who wants to play Salmon Run?

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

U suck

Emberfire
Emberfire

I'd force them on my fucking dick

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

As opposed to your regular dick?

viagrandad
viagrandad

random shit thrown together

idontknow
idontknow

Whoops, I was gonna go join your lobby then you joined mine. Sorry about that

3/4 SR

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

veekyforums.com/thread/209195167/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/209195167/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/209195167/video-games

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

your squid
Can't right now, but here's my main's typical gear
main weapon
52 Gal Deco
your level
*6
your ranks
S+4, S+10, S+11, S+7
I'd be S+50 by now in at least one mode if I matched with ez NA/EU lobbies

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

That's fair. I only started playing a few days ago so I don't have an awful lot to work with.

Spamalot
Spamalot

I don't really have a consistent look yet, this is just the only screenshot I've got.
splatterscope
37
S, S+, A, A

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

calling the kettle a nigger
my fucking sides

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

that went fast

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I mean, I joined up about a week or two ago.
main weapon
Aerosray MG, but I do like the GL .52
my level
15
your ranks
Don't like clam rush much, so I avoid it.
Also worried about how i'll do in SplatZone. On a climb in Rainmaker, at B right now.

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TreeEater
TreeEater

Use the three raised sections near the basket to screw with the grillers. Whoever has the Jr. should focus on killing the smallfries.

Soft_member
Soft_member

at least you made a good hairstyle choice

FastChef
FastChef

Is there a list of Craymond quotes somewhere?

viagrandad
viagrandad

H3, Nzap if I get tilted
53
S+0,S+5,S+2,S+0

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Everything else is either too short or just ugly.
I'd consider the asymmetrical long one if the one tentacle didn't look so shitty and scraggly, and just continuing to use the default is boring.

iluvmen
iluvmen

is that the best setup for gal deco?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Sure

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Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

retarded tumblr style
also squids are never fat only at most have a tummy from eating too many crawfish dogs

askme
askme

Dualies, SSPro and Brella
Lv. ~65? No prestige.
S+ in everything ranging from S+1 to S+10 depending. I recently went from S+7 to S+2 in SZ and I'm still mad. This game also never lets me skip ranks for whatever.

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askme
askme

pls stop. I can barely afford food right now

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

gg lads
gotta rest

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

reading a splatoon doujin
recognize a stupid reaction image
have to stop fapping to laugh like a retard

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Hoodrat is here!

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