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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

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BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Thanks for ride

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Natascha hardcounters Pyro

hairygrape
hairygrape

pyro is not OP

DeathDog
DeathDog

PYRO CANNOT BE KILLED.....

Emberfire
Emberfire

First for remove pyro and sniper

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

when you kill a scrub

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

need a dispenser here

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

pyro isnt brok-

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

we can't put dispensder up without uncle dan

hairygrape
hairygrape

what is guong up /tf2g/?

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askme
askme

suo

DeathDog
DeathDog

pyro isn't broken, the phlog is

JunkTop
JunkTop

getting dommed by a phlog pyro
come on dude, he can't even airblast

RavySnake
RavySnake

you can't fucking beat a pyro... they're unstoppable killing machines

farquit
farquit

uncle dane here
soylent guing ap

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SniperGod
SniperGod

who is that

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

oops meant to write sup lol

Methnerd
Methnerd

ankle dank

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

is that really him, and how did you get a pic of him in bed

Bidwell
Bidwell

youtube.com/watch?v=l8m55CbwBJ0

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

PDF's meme game is W-E-A-K

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

sleeping with his glasses on

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Wasn't there some gruff southern jewtube personality at some point
Why have I spent over two fucking years thinking uncle dane didn't sound like a soychild

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Thank you laborer

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

No, all tf2 ecelebs are products of soylent, even lazypurple has that kind of tone of voice

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

do you have sauce for this

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Hey kids, Uncle dane here!
Disspentdr goung uop!

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

he thinks hitscan takes skill

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5mileys
5mileys

Was there somebody in a video or something that was southern as shit and sounded fifty.
I swear I remember this shit like in the back of my reptile brain.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

post fempyro please.

iluvmen
iluvmen

maybe you remember the reaction video of tf2 posted a while back

WebTool
WebTool

remove pyro please

TechHater
TechHater

Whoah hoho, hey there nieces and nephews! Uncle dane here!
Spy sippin' mah soylent!

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

tfw uncle dane lacks so much confidence and has such low self esteem he doesnt see fit to even capitalize his name

that krick in the back really is beatin' down the ol' pardner...

iluvmen
iluvmen

nah, this was a guy over voice alone, I remember that much

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

how does he lack confidence or have low self esteem

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

i thought dane was just an uncle and not a grandpa

Flameblow
Flameblow

yfw uncle is code for "gay"

farquit
farquit

only a faggot would know gay code

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

ungle dan isn't that old guys

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

ungly daen is a berry gud scuntry man

Evilember
Evilember

You think the heavy update will come this year or next, or never come at all?

FastChef
FastChef

why are you guys obsessed with uncle dane

happy_sad
happy_sad

it'll be a "summer" update

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

heavy update is being postponed until next year, this year we will have an engie update curated by uncle dane himself

Flameblow
Flameblow

veekyforums.com/thread/208951381/video-games
scout
must be accurate with only six shots to kill someone while having low health
soldier
must sacrifice some life to ambush via jumping, only 3 rockets to do damage with after jumping
pyro
just spray flames near the enemies to kill them

SniperGod
SniperGod

unkel dain is funny and tf2g likes engi so we like unckle dame

takes2long
takes2long

Lol you guys think he said uncle dane here when he took off his pants to fuck that hooker and said disspentser goung up when he got a boner

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

it's time lads post your go-to fraggin' tunes

youtube.com/watch?v=v0JsZxcxXwc

farquit
farquit

wtf

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

haha he probably started hittign his dick with a wrench to erect his dispanedrt fascer loL thatd be REALLY FUNIY if he actkutally did

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

spy sucking my sentry
sentry is codeword for peepee

Methshot
Methshot

n1 bro this mine when i get ol' engi out and give 'em a good what-for

youtube.com/watch?v=b_yMbkzykuw

Spamalot
Spamalot

spy fuckin' my shit up senpai

TreeEater
TreeEater

Why doesn't casual matchmaking save my favorite maps settings to queue me for? I have to keep re-selecting the maps I want every time I open TF2

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

rate my trickstab
youtube.com/watch?v=rVS3fgF8dic

SniperGod
SniperGod

there is a button you need to press

TreeEater
TreeEater

how did you find this

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

trickstabbing is for faggy weebs

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

i uploaded it silly

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

why is overdose so good in pubs

ever since i started using it instead of crossbow i died only to snipers while running at mach 3 from everything else

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

youtube.com/watch?v=Af6JRDhNBiw

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FastChef
FastChef

that guy who gets a dom in you, brags about it, loses anyway and you outfrag him

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

it's a u fuckin' mad episode

DeathDog
DeathDog

me vs b4nny
youtube.com/watch?v=56B_Yxg7j4s

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

youtube.com/watch?v=Zh-q63lNl3g&t=1027s

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

tfw scout will never get his baseball glove

Nojokur
Nojokur

scout gets baseball glove
gets a partner taunt that only spy can interact with
it's them playing catch

Skullbone
Skullbone

scout gets baseball glove
gets a partner taunt that only spy can interact with
it's scout wanting to play catch and spy disappearing

Lunatick
Lunatick

scout gets baseball glove
gets a partner taunt that only spy can interact with
it's scout wanting to play catch and spy banging his mother

happy_sad
happy_sad

spy gets scout's mother
gets a partner taunt that only scout can interact with
its the two playing 'catch' while scout cries

hairygrape
hairygrape

scout gets baseball glove
gets a partner taunt that only spy can interact with
it's scout catching spy's pitch (anal sex)

TreeEater
TreeEater

This is why scout can't get his baseball glove.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

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askme
askme

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Flameblow
Flameblow

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askme
askme

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Any yurops wanna mge?

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GoogleCat
GoogleCat

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Soft_member
Soft_member

Wow

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

there was no art propaganda contest in meat vs. match because heavy is way more iconic

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Booteefool
Booteefool

i don't mge low skill fraglets sorry

MPmaster
MPmaster

what

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whereismyname
whereismyname

The community used to make great stuff when it was big. These propaganda posters I see from time to time from that update are very nice. Wish we had an even more active community for the last heavy v pyro update.
Didn't see many posters

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

people only made them because there were rewards for doing so, there were no rewards for heavy v pyro except one gets updated and one gets shit on

JunkTop
JunkTop

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Nojokur
Nojokur

why did people in charge of tf2 stop being fun and leave
wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Propaganda_Contest. These are so funny

Emberburn
Emberburn

Would you use this item?
youtube.com/watch?v=prrXemSIoew

askme
askme

remove sniper

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

tfw was too shit at both soldier and demo to take part in the WAR when it happened
WAR 2 when?

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

>>>/bf4g/

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

it's because the heavy vs pyro update was too soyed up to be taken seriously

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

dead general

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

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eGremlin
eGremlin

overwatch killed TF2, maybe not in the most direct sense, but it made Valve ruin their own pubs with matchmaking

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

They could have added casual matchmaking without the retarded changes to the valve servers.
I want to play in a server for more than 10 minutes before there's a map change and half of the players leave.

happy_sad
happy_sad

youtube.com/watch?v=QVplTWJI2Tc

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Gun videos and channels getting deleted
softcore porn is still allowed
interracial porn is still allowed

fuck youtube tbqh

WebTool
WebTool

hey buddy
Some demoman have honour and don't spawn camp. Well at the very least not more than once or twice every round
The real cowards are sniper and spy

StonedTime
StonedTime

there's literally nothing wrong with spawncamping

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Youtube as an isolated entity died when google completed their stock takeover in 2014.

eGremlin
eGremlin

pray the mass media dies before your second amendment rights

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hairygrape
hairygrape

think your tinfoil hats are on a little too tight guys

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

softcore porn is still allowed
BASED

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

a valid point ruined by conspiracy theory bullshit

SniperGod
SniperGod

valid point

Emberburn
Emberburn

tfw no friends to frag with
tfw the only way this game becomes fun is if i stomp pubs, mge or play 6v6
tfw having to try hard in pubs and community servers is frustrating
tfw no bf

likme
likme

youtube.com/watch?v=P4r6AV_jX5k

SniperWish
SniperWish

who is the ponyfag spamming that wants to get banned?
is it you grassboye????

TechHater
TechHater

Pyro
Base Movement Speed: Change from 100% to 107%. (Reasoning: A close range class that is less mobile than three classes (five if you count sticky jumping demos and rocket jumping soldiers), and only outruns three classes (that would be including soldier and demo who both have other huge mobility options) and one of those is his direct counter (heavy has more health and does more damage letting him win in direct fights and has enough health to easily tank afterburn). At least make it keep up with the medic and more importantly the spy as well as outrun sniper and engineer should make its close range be not quite as big of a problem and help it in several different roles or scenarios.)

All Flamethrower Weapons: +7,6% damage (from 13 to 14 damage per damage tick at point blank range, and from 6,5 to 7 damage per tick at flamethrower’s max range). (Reasoning: Current dps-output still struggles somewhat despite the minor point-blank range damage buff, in part due to the significant increase in the damage fall off it had with the damage buff. Increasing damage output slightly more should improve the performance of pyro’s primary and help emphasize its specialist role as close range dps.)

Spy
Disguising: When disguised add 20% damage resistance (does not stack with cloaks damage resistance).
Cloaking: Change base time for staying cloaked at full cloak from 9 seconds to 10 seconds. Change decloaking from taking 2 seconds to 1 second (except for the Dead Ringer). (Reasoning: Not a large difference in terms of cloak duration but can be vital for some pro spies possibly. As for the faster decloaking, it means there is a smaller time that enemy team can notice him decloaking and also means a spy can start taking actions faster after choosing to decloak, however as unfavourable decloaking is one of the big things balancing the Dead Ringer it keeps the old decloaking speed.)

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

you are a retard

Skullbone
Skullbone

The valid point is middle class retards making knee jerk reactions to try to ban all guns because they are scawie.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

LOL

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MPmaster
MPmaster

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BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

pootis paw!

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

there's at least one idiot on every server b4ddy is on because he's the idiot

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

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Supergrass
Supergrass

haha

askme
askme

putting only mustard on a hotdog
disgusting

hairygrape
hairygrape

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Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

this physically hurt me to look at
how were rage comics ever popular

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

back then people werent cynical assholes

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

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SniperGod
SniperGod

am i just not autistic or 12 enough to get the appeal

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

yes dotsy.

likme
likme

stop mentioning my name

farquit
farquit

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Lol

w8t4u
w8t4u

They removed the normal Valve pubs because nobody would opt for this garbage retarded matchmaking system that favors stomping and waiting in queues rather than the freedom of satying on maps for as long as you wanted to, and no easy 6s raping randoms.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

TBF most of the TF2 community asked for it. We wanted to get a version of matchmaking that would allow ad-hoc connections (or just allow us to connect with friends at least) without forcibly removing us from our friends via autobalance.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

just incentivize community servers again

bring back custom server drops, provide badge exp for being in them, whatever

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Just remove all weapon drops except cosmetics which still drop at the same rate
make them all unlocked by default like csgo

iluvmen
iluvmen

Have all weapons unlocked, but keep them in the store at enormously inflated prices to keep with the theme of Saxton being a massive kike.

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Flameblow
Flameblow

Remove all weapons from everyone's backpacks, disable item drops, and make items only available throught he Mann Co. store with 5x increased price

Techpill
Techpill

most asked for it
so what, most people are retarded, only lobotomized chimpanzee tier developers take everything the fanbase says as gospel

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

considering valve devs will ban you for being too good in pubs, thats probably true

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

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Snarelure
Snarelure

good post

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

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likme
likme

equip eyelander
go to 2fort
become the king of 2fort

it really is just that easy i suppose

DeathDog
DeathDog

My favorite thing about rage comics is everyone used the same shitty doodles. At least you knew going in it was going to be total shit.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

art by pablo fiorentino

fuck bros the spics are even creating our content we have to rise up and strike back

farquit
farquit

*teleports behind you* wtf dude *teleports infront of you* its not my internet *survives fully charged headshot* ur just bad

likme
likme

damn dude i unironically love some horse bestiality, good thing it's legal to view, own and share content in my country
no woman could ever hope to have an ass that looks as nice as a good mare

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

callate puta jajaja

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Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

*spontaneously unleashes a huge torrent of piss on the floor 3 feet back*
*obnoxious neighing and loud tail swishing*

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

my friend is a pub spy main that brags about getting 20ks off yuri.yevgeny2003
how do I save him?

JunkTop
JunkTop

tell him to kill himself

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

but i don't understand how black people can like horses if they can't twerk dat ass?

idontknow
idontknow

there are white horses for the black stallions

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

implying

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Burnblaze
Burnblaze

are we being raided?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

its a "your entire team disconnects when the enemy captures 2/3 points" episode

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cum2soon
cum2soon

Huh, if I'm on a losing team most people drop out after getting rolled on the first cap of a payload. This sucks.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I don't ragequit, but I get why sometimes people do, it isn't very fun to know you're stuck with a retarded team. With autobalance and autoscramble, you didn't worry as much about those 5 spies because eventually they would get spread among the teams, or after so many stomps they'd finally figure out they're useless, with 2 rounds there's really no time for some adaptation.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Stop playing payload and a/d

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

whats wrong with payload? it's good and fun

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

literally there are /mlp/ third worlders posting in here now

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

spy sippin' mah soylent

StonedTime
StonedTime

whats wrong with soylent

viagrandad
viagrandad

why is DA on degroot keep so fun

Booteefool
Booteefool

Pyro gets phlog charge before start of the round by roasting dumdumbs through gates
gets ubered
8 kills
Pyros... we can't.... just can't deal with them....
Please... someone... just... help... hell....

Flameblow
Flameblow

god no.. not the fucking pyros.. THE FUCKING PYROS VALVE NERF THEM HOLY SHIT

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

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w8t4u
w8t4u

What is this picture from?

askme
askme

WHY have they not nerfed the new flame particles yet?

likme
likme

my 2fort game from earlier today

Methnerd
Methnerd

leave after jungle inferno
come back
pyro is still in the exact same state
absolutely nothing changed
when will you accept your game died

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Burnblaze
Burnblaze

They need the Overwatch audience. Why would dumb vaping retards, women and children play a mechanically-demanding game over Overwatch? Pyro answers that problem by rewarding any play at all.

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

yea it is cropped porn now give source

King_Martha
King_Martha

reverse search it yourself, i aint getting banned over silly shit again

King_Martha
King_Martha

found it. it's ok i guess, i was hoping it was more focused on her though, she is my fav skull grill

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

What do you think about the Official /tf2g/ Waifu?

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Firespawn
Firespawn

go back to your trash thread faggot

TreeEater
TreeEater

i dont even know who that is

w8t4u
w8t4u

literally whom'st've

WebTool
WebTool

too old imo

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Can a richfag buy my scattergun

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Post your profile. I'll have a look

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

steamcommunity.com/id/XionxanG

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Nothing of worth in that profile. NEXT!!

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

uncasted shitafoo league match get in here!

twitch
.tv/b4nny

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

implying you'd buy anything in the game you keep saying is dead
oh wait
you actually still do
hmmmmmmmm

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

youtube.com/watch?v=4aeETEoNfOg

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

nice tune

King_Martha
King_Martha

Richfag please buy my scattergun so I can afford my dream unusual it's literally the only one of its kind on the market right now

hairygrape
hairygrape

link the item retard

5mileys
5mileys

steamcommunity.com/market/listings/440/Unusual Flower Power Scattergun (Minimal Wear)

Skullbone
Skullbone

Ugh. Gross gun and I hate Isotope. Sorry bro, good luck.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Reminder to start using the OW symbol as a hate symbol

clips.twitch
.tv/CalmTalentedRadicchioWholeWheat

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

what a soyed up gun lol

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

LOL

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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

that's not that funny

Evilember
Evilember

youtube.com/watch?v=EVoB9QrLCSM

Bidwell
Bidwell

it's adjusted for inflation

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Try unhearing this

youtube.com/watch?v=XBcWAydqtow

JunkTop
JunkTop

313
I haven't bought anything for this game in a long time, though. The last item I bought was a Lv 69 S. Santarchimedes. Before that, I think I've been pretty cold turkey with my spending

RumChicken
RumChicken

not counting the unusuals he bought for his soldier bf with bagging bucks, of course

StonedTime
StonedTime

I haven't bought an Unusual in almost 2 years. My PE Attendant. I don't bag groceries since Cashiers do the bagging themselves. None of the Homies main Soldier. And I am not a homosexual

Not that there's anything wrong with that

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

How's it poping biba haven't seen you in the thread for awhile, assumed you moved to the discord.

RumChicken
RumChicken

I'm doing swell. Life is good. Just sticking to GTA shenanigans, chilling in my Discord, and some other stuff here and there. How about yourself?

Soft_member
Soft_member

The tf2g discord kicked him out, he had to make his own

DeathDog
DeathDog

lmao what did he get kicked for

Methnerd
Methnerd

el obssecion...

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

409
Except I've had my Heist Shenanigans server up for 12 months and change now

554
I got banned back in December, I think, from Englo's server for being BasedViva

Supergrass
Supergrass

why doesn't anyone reply to anyone else in this general
it's an intended feature of the site

Methnerd
Methnerd

because

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Just like Pyro is an "intended feature" of TF2 but it's stupid and dumb so people avoid it when possible.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Here you go guys, a reply you can all share

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Supergrass
Supergrass

New IP
Knowing your post will get deleted and have a ban issued but being too much of a pussy to take it
Shameful

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

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iluvmen
iluvmen

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@209197538
Good, good
Trying to think of how much I want to spend on the new computer I'm gonna get, limit is 1k -1.2k so it'll defiantly be an upgrade.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Hey
So
Uhh what do y'all think the heavy update well get in 2030 will have?

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

936
Good luck getting a driver at a good price since they're getting fucked over and boosted up for mining shit

whereismyname
whereismyname

The corpse comp is supposed to be
Class contracts, the heavy set will work like the pyro set
Couple mediocre maps, 50+ cosmetics to bloat the game even more
"Fixing" pyro by lowering damage but increasing afterburn
Jill "p0nny" dev will talk to footrest about how they wernt ready for it.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

yet another update where heavy gets maybe 1 hat while soldier and pyro get 5 each

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@209207059
Thinking about scraping a mining rig, alot of those have been turning up on eBay and shit like that

JunkTop
JunkTop

They'll fix the banana to be in line with "competitive" and I'll be so fucking pissed if they actually do that I don't want to give up my potassium crutch.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

get a brand of video card that lets second hand owners use the manufactuers warrenty just in case it dies

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Huh? Paddie quit froyo? When did that happen?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I can tell you why he quit, in a roundabout way. Definitely referring to b4nny

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Buy my wyvern hatchling courier that has the golden style unlocked

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

what item is that

WebTool
WebTool

every time i try to play this game with the sole purpose of feeling better about myself a pyro with 5,000 hours and a medic lodged up his teeny little butt shits all over me

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

how do you call it when you stop healing specific players based on their behavior/attitude towards you ?

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New_Cliche
New_Cliche

pettiness

Supergrass
Supergrass

favoritism?

King_Martha
King_Martha

Justice.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

it's called being a bad medic

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

foreskin

RavySnake
RavySnake

someone's mad they're not getting heals

Flameblow
Flameblow

could win
nah that guy hut my feelings let's lose
medics confirmed soy based class.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I have to win at all times
even in pubs
You confirmed for tryhard faggot complaining about a hurt feewings retard.

JunkTop
JunkTop

not wanting to win at all times
found the soyboy

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

why else would you be playing medic in a pub

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

he plays medic to just stand around and look at people and think he's better than them

whereismyname
whereismyname

insult medic
expect to be healed
have fun dying to spam while i heal everyone around you

TreeEater
TreeEater

oh sorry sweetie did he trigger you by not using the right pronouns?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

expecting medics to be submissive self-hating cucks that heal dickheads
overwatch is two blocks down, you'll fit right in

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

sensitive soul can't handle the bantz
OW bans people for bantz
TF2 allows bantz
sounds more up your alley sweetums

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

viva for the love of fuck put the trip back on

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

haha I lost us the game but at least my feelings arent hurt as much now that I left clicked a different person that's welcomed in my safe space

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

this mentality is precisely why you're stuck in pubs where people will never respect your soylent ass and you can't do anything but wallow in misery

MPmaster
MPmaster

*autistic screeching on mic*
bantz
do your parents have to live in the same house than you?

eGremlin
eGremlin

awww yis just crafted a chronoscarf

Emberburn
Emberburn

UGC is a shitfest --- b4nny

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Booteefool
Booteefool

Can we have a report feature like csgo and dota for casual and punish noobs, friendlies and griefers for their bullshit?

I don't care if they quit the game.
The game and community are better off without them.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

punish people for being new to the game
no, the other shit sure

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I said noob not newb.
Stupid noob.

whereismyname
whereismyname

csgo punishes noobs
[citation needed]

are you talking about CSGO Prime? it doesnt apply to newbs.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I said noob not newb.
Stupid noobs.

Soft_member
Soft_member

semantics autism
take a nap

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Thats not semantics. The two terms mean entirely different things. Its not a matter of their and there either. ew is vastly different from oo.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Contrary to the belief of many, a noob/n00b and a newbie/newb are not the same thing. Newbs are those who are new to some task* and are very beginner at it, possibly a little overconfident about it, but they are willing to learn and fix their errors to move out of that stage. n00bs, on the other hand, know little and have no will to learn any more. They expect people to do the work for them and then expect to get praised about it, and make up a unique species of their own. It is the latter we will study in this guide so that the reader is prepared to encounter them in the wild if needed.
Understanding two different words is semantics, eh?
Your high school must have been fucking awful.

Illusionz
Illusionz

So now that the dust has settled, what are universally considered the worst maps fron jungle inferno?
i think banana bay and mannpark are pretty awful

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

the only good map in the game is steel

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

All of them are terrible.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

one website said a noob is this, therefore the meaning is this despite 99% of the world not making a distinction between noob and newb
on the same level than hacker wannabes wanting everyone to know the difference between crackers and hackers or cringe shit like that

whereismyname
whereismyname

99% of the world not making a distinction between noob and newb
I'm going to need a source for this claim.

Skullbone
Skullbone

"Yo dude, literally and figuratively mean the same thing."
"Naw dude, the dictionary is wrong, and I'm right."

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

90% of people make up percentages in the spot

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Dude who are you even referring to?
lemme know so i can join in on the flaming.

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

literally and figuratively are antonyms numbnuts
if you're going to try and support my side, at least be right.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

i hate people that use "literally" to place emphasis instead of for its real meaning

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

lmao this furious googling of literally and figuratively going on right now.
you fags hate being wrong.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

projecting this hard
i think most people know that "literally" means you are actually doing the exact thing you say, and figuratively means you're using a metaphor

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

one website said literally is this, therefore the meaning is this despite 99% of the world not making a distinction between literally and figuratively

Flameblow
Flameblow

"these people are using a word wrong, so obviously the word means something different!"

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

congratulations, you're getting it!

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

ITT: pedantic retards discuss semantics

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

two different words with different meanings are semantics
being correct is being pedantic
here we go again.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

pyros.... why did it have to be pyros...

hairygrape
hairygrape

how come razorback doesn't work anymore

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

what

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Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I've been getting backstabbed by spies with no razorback noise or animation beforehand

takes2long
takes2long

Hackers maybe?

Also while we're on this spy thing; why can some players who use spy insta stab out of cloak?

They're literally invisible right up until the point they finished stabbing someone.

And yeah im new to TF2

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Methnerd
Methnerd

stop using default config

hairygrape
hairygrape

playing a mix
female voice in the background of one of the guy's mic
apparently its her gf thats being "XD RANDUM" and distracting him from behind
they keep giggling and at one point she takes control of the computer and says some retarded randumb shit on the mic trying to be funny wich no one laughs at except her bf

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Bannana bay is just a horizontal hightower
Lazarus is okay, looks nice but is kinda shit
Mannpark is absolute shit

Nojokur
Nojokur

Banana bay is fucking bad. It's "sniper sight lines with a slow moving objective" the map. With plenty of nooks and crannies for pyros and heavies to hide in to get cheap kills.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

How unusualfags look like

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likme
likme

How you look

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WebTool
WebTool

I AM SILLY
lmao jealous poorfag

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

not having a load out with all cosmetics being unusual and at least one unusual weapon

Techpill
Techpill

poorfags cant afford a mac
lmaoing at your life
Posted from my iPhone 10 (gold plated)

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

haha you're the retarded one

hairygrape
hairygrape

stop posting anthro

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

tfw uc a mfw post in /tf2g/

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Snarelure
Snarelure

uncle dane here
dispanser goung up

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

that'll do

happy_sad
happy_sad

mfw i see a new uncle dane video

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farquit
farquit

guess i'll have to start using finally start using filters
i don't like echo chambers but i also really don't like pony denises

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

mfw equip banana hat on demoman
and then jump around with a frying pan

youtube.com/watch?v=wvUQcnfwUUM

Evilember
Evilember

If I drop MDMA and play TF2, would I be more likely to play medic?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

u'd be more likely to fuck off hippie

hairygrape
hairygrape

crossbow medic> engineer> syringe gun medic
fite me

JunkTop
JunkTop

is having ammo packs or ded people nearby pretty much required to play non-gunslinger engineer on KOTH?

Flameblow
Flameblow

wtf why has nobody for the past 2 hours??
did y'all stop playing tf2 or was the ponyfag the only person posting here

Methnerd
Methnerd

This might be the most autistic thread on Veeky Forums. Why do you do this retarded @ reply, you know there's an entire feature in this website that allows you to directly to reply to a post. You have to click on it and boom. You're actually replying. Seriously do you think you're funny or what? No wonder this game is dying when the community is filled with subhumans trying to act funny. You're not funny. Nobody thinks you're funny.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

649
how new are (You)?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

being this new that you don't even know the go-to for implying someone's newfagginess
hownew.ru

Lunatick
Lunatick

@649
this but unironically

Illusionz
Illusionz

wtf how is the thread getting bumped but i see no new post??
i am refreshing but nothin of happenings

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

what the fuck is this shit
the popular board i go to just posted a what game is this board approve of thread and they picked OVERWATCH as op pic
are you serious?

hairygrape
hairygrape

what?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

i so triggered by Overwatch omg tf2 is a much much better game and its free and made by valve

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

AAAH what is going on here why is nobody posting?
where did you all go

Illusionz
Illusionz

i reinstalled overwatch because of brigitte

Methshot
Methshot

they are just baiting

MPmaster
MPmaster

who the fuck replied to me why can't i see you
SHOW YORUSELF

Evilember
Evilember

wtf i thought ow is an sjw game why is /pol/ approving it? was it because they added bridgette and reinhardt trailer was epic af?
fucking redditors

Snarelure
Snarelure

FUCKING PYRO'S AAAAAAAAAAA

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ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

play tf2
it's basically /tf2g/ but i'm playing tf2 instead
who would've though

Soft_member
Soft_member

thought*

iluvmen
iluvmen

though*

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

i watched some streamer yesterday who unironically used the "Pyro is unstoppable" and "Nothing can kill a Pyro" and "No counters exist for the new Pyro" reasons as to why the game sucks and why he doesnt want to play

TechHater
TechHater

he's right

eGremlin
eGremlin

i thought he was memeing at first but since the rant went on and on and on for an hour, it couldnt just be memeing.

hairygrape
hairygrape

*dabs on the newfags*

likme
likme

WHO BUMPED IT AGAIN
IS THE THREAD FULL OF PONISIED TF2 CHARACTERS?????

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

i like overwatch

5mileys
5mileys

i like overwatch

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eGremlin
eGremlin

I dont wanna be an old man anymore

5mileys
5mileys

*boosts the dread knot in value*

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Flameblow
Flameblow

It is a nice cosmetic for the heavy, who barley has anything like that.

Snarelure
Snarelure

at least it's not banana

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BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

that looks like shit

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Yea, that truck sucks.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

haha luckily I already have a burning flames dread knot

Skullbone
Skullbone

how do i do this?

eGremlin
eGremlin

Somebody make something and put me as a contributor so I can cop one of those journey to the east medals.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

the pyros.........

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Big yikes

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TurtleCat
TurtleCat

devil anti christ evanescence number XD

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

overwatch sucks wtf
why do people still play this sjw game

Firespawn
Firespawn

got my first dropshot today
am I pro now

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

新しいTF2はダメ

DeathDog
DeathDog

How do I make this config not automatically turn on raw input every time I start up tf2? never used a config before until I downloaded this one http //aar.x10 mx/misc/tf2e/

FastChef
FastChef

Atarashī TF 2 wa dame

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

turning off raw input
Why? Ever since I discovered its existence I've disabled it in everything

Emberfire
Emberfire

Give me 2 buds

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Shite I meant enabled

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

drużynowa forteca 2

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

What dpi should my mouse have if I want to have an enjoyable tf2 experience

Firespawn
Firespawn

12000

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

800

Emberburn
Emberburn

did Veeky Forums shutdown?
how can i still post

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Tiimi linnoitus kaksi

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

A billion.

Illusionz
Illusionz

What the actual fuck is wrong with Veeky Forums lately?

5mileys
5mileys

NEIN

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

aah now i can see
guess i shouldn't have filtered anonymous
thx google
now to check all the posts i missed!

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

filtering user
lol
i was wondering what the fuck you were on about
can i have some of your drugs?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

AGH HAAAAAAAA

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Supergrass
Supergrass

epic pub bro

Soft_member
Soft_member

but C4 is jeers

Emberfire
Emberfire

2 4 is C 5

Illusionz
Illusionz

youtu.be/padN_7gA9s8

King_Martha
King_Martha

spaz mouse
shoot feet
get kills
and you fuckers complain about pyro

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

It's another "people never miss a shot after you kill them a few times" episode

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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

simply epic

Emberburn
Emberburn

wait nevermind i just got it
that's an aimbotter isn't it

SniperGod
SniperGod

lmao baited
10 hours of pretending to be retarded finally paid off

see ya folks im off to get pubstomped in 2fart

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

What is this gif from?

Lunatick
Lunatick

go in idle server, type +attack in console and take a nap
wake up to find myself kicked for 'cheating'

dis make grug draw cave paintings in the head

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Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

the last admin i liked on the server i play on regularly has retired

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iluvmen
iluvmen

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

i have over 1k hours and i see this all time sometimes i think my sounds bugged

Emberfire
Emberfire

i have also see this
its rare so it could be an auto attack script or something

RumChicken
RumChicken

Last night I encountered a kind of cheat I haven't seen before. The was a demo on the enemy team who would fire multiple stickies at once. I'm pretty sure it was just abusing lag, but I'm curious how it worked. Anyone else encountered this?

iluvmen
iluvmen

I loved sandlot.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

wait 5 minutes for a 5cp match
join badlands, hey finally
it puts me after the match has ended and they voted for nucleus
I love this casual matchmaking system Valve, it's so much better than being able to play the game at all.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Unironically cheating, but the tf2 community is too dumb to catch even this blatant shit or maybe there are so many cheaters around they just shut up about it to cover themselves.

takes2long
takes2long

this but ironically

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

The real reason TF2 doesn't get worked on as much is because it doesn't make as much money.
But surely people would gladly give money if it meant regular updates.
I'm just not interested in cosmetic shit

WebTool
WebTool

They need to give pyro back his very old airblast were it acted like a blast force instead of holding you in place

w8t4u
w8t4u

Fact: Demoman is the most powerful class in Team Fortress 2

Snarelure
Snarelure

shit like this proves they dont play the game at all
how hard would it be to make a server stay on the same fucking game type

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

you can vote for the same map

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

You can vote to stay on the same map but people with shit taste will still occasionally vote for the other 2 options

Playboyize
Playboyize

I don't get why they didn't go with the nominate system from source mod. Still a better system than what they shat out

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I don't know how to feel about this set. The gasmask is a generic dime-a-dosen that you can see loads of already on the wokrhopp
steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=1338542109
puls it seems endgy and creng

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

what team is that pyro on

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

looks pretty awful really.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

did you just have a stroke

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

too edgy

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

seems
I don't mean to disregard the time and effort put into it but there is no way this wasn't meant to be edgy

he a strong independent radical centrist pyro that don't need no team

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cum2soon
cum2soon

what's with the pointless out of nowhere radio that serves no purpose other than to clutter up the design

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

jesus fuck that gasmask is aweful, plus looks like it's ripping off other ones already on the workshop steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=446173879

i think they were trying to rip off this idea but failed badly steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=411734364

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Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

post fempyro please

girlDog
girlDog

No wonder why it's crap. Vipes had a hand in it.

StonedTime
StonedTime

if i were to take a guess the reason it looks like that is because they're ripping off stalker.

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

WAAAAAAAH VIPES ATE MY DOG'S HOMEWORK AND GOT MY CAT PREGNANT dotsy WAAAAAHAAH

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Shut the FUCK up Dotsy lover

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

WAAAAH DOTSY RUINED MY KILLSTREAK AND GOT MY SENTRY PREGNANT WAAAAAHHH

hairygrape
hairygrape

spy tappin' mah sentry

SniperWish
SniperWish

Onkel dane hier
Dispenser geht nach oben

Illusionz
Illusionz

why are you bringing up dotsy, Dotsy? needing attention this early?

happy_sad
happy_sad

hmmm really does look like it was stolen from vap. way too much match up

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

spahs sippin' mah soylent!

TreeEater
TreeEater

You retards are aware that it's a generic gasmask design that was just slightly modified, right?

Soft_member
Soft_member

no man vipes stole it

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

vipes ate my dotsy

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Vipes didn't even do much. He made a shitty concept that frag then made not shitty at vipes behest.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

You idiots do realize the whole set is one big stalker reference, right? fuck, the gasmask is even duty's.

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JunkTop
JunkTop

ive seen this once, most of the times it is best to assume you just didn't hear them but very, VERY rarely someone will actually utilize a cheat to instadecloak
youtube.com/watch?v=Mtz8BBo94qM

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

i do not know what you are talking about
i do not play video games

whereismyname
whereismyname

It's just another shitty vipes theft. Nothing to see here fags.

hairygrape
hairygrape

how do you know this
why would anyone willingly work with vipes
if this is true, then why is frag not on the coat item

Booteefool
Booteefool

Vipes begged and pleaded and all that fucking shit to Frag, after Frag countless times said no. I was in the discord when it happened. Bastard was even going to cut frag out of the picture when the set got uploaded, stealing all the credit himself. As for the coat item, Frag didn't know that vipes was planning to cut him out and it was already too late on that one.

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TechHater
TechHater

I know the people involved.
And I imagine it's because frags concept didn't include a jacket. Though I haven't seen vipes concept in a while, and don't remember if it had a jacket either.

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

wow, he sounds so fucking slimy. how the fuck does he keep managing to find people to do all the work for him, while he takes all the credit? apparently he did the same thing in the unturned workshop. he swiped them from a friend then threatened to report them if they said anything. it's the same way vipes uploaded the brass tf2 skin. peta did all the work, vipes just blackmailed him to get on.

viagrandad
viagrandad

i have proof
uh i totally saw it go down believe me

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

hey man, found out by a friend that vipes is actually swiping concepts from the facepunch thread and the discord. i actually have proof. managed to snag these albums from a friend. imgur.com/a/QBy7s imgur.com/a/FLNA7
you might want to alert your groupies

Inmate
Inmate

vipes ruining the workshop
is a pyro main
AAHHHHHHHHHHH THE FUCKING PYROS RUIN EVERYTHING

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whereismyname
whereismyname

Vipes doesn't even do much anymore. He essentially blacklisted himself from the discord, and no one cares about facepunch anymore.
I think he's in the discord, but he doesn't post if he is.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

عمه دين هنا موزع ما يصل

likme
likme

apparently he does. a lot of the concepts seem to be recent, plus he blackmailed another person to get some free money on an item. steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1297833767
why has no one called him out on this shit. first it was him lying about his mother's death for pitty votes for some shitty scout set, now it's just theft and blackmail.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

is that you ungle dinesh?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

You sleep with dogs you get fleas. Don't worry though, no one in the TF2 community wants to work with him anymore due to his blackmailing, lying and thieving tendencies.

TechHater
TechHater

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
NUTF2G'S IN CHARGE HERE

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Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

So then why does vipes get any credit period on the set? It's obviously Frag's set, not vipes. if I were ducksink I wouldn't have vipes on the items, just me and frag.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

People did out him. The only reason he's on ducks set is because it's an old set that duck took forever to finish.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Because Vipes whined and pleaded to Ducksink to be on it. Simple as that. Once Ducksink found out the set was Frag's idea, Vipes was cut.

MPmaster
MPmaster

P
THATS THE SOUND IT TAKES TO DO 240 DAMAGE
IM LITERALLY SHAKING

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SniperGod
SniperGod

outed him? where? i saw nothing on any drama tf2 videos, or heard anything. hell i still see people saying that vipes' mother did die, but we all know that is bullshit

RavySnake
RavySnake

He essentially blacklisted himself from the discord
what does that even mean

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Hey all, Vipes here. Glad you all enjoy my community cosmetics. I will be raking in the serious cash soon.

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takes2long
takes2long

rate my pyro hat

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JunkTop
JunkTop

stop stealing designs holy shit you faggot

viagrandad
viagrandad

rate my pyro hat

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Skullbone
Skullbone

On the discord everyone migrated to as facepunch is gross, and discord is better than steam chat.
His stupid "poor me, I'm bad and don't get better when I don't try" attitude.
Even the super accepting top contributors got sick of it.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I wanna see stuff of this outing

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

discord is better than anything
stop drinking the soy

Playboyize
Playboyize

rate my pyro hat

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MPmaster
MPmaster

It wasn't a sudden thing. It was like lead poisoning. He just died one day.
For creative uses, it good. Search functions, multiple channels to sort out general chat and concepts and wips and shit.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

His stupid "poor me, I'm bad and don't get better when I don't try" attitude.
Even the super accepting top contributors got sick of it.
Going to play devil's advocate because I actually talk to the guy. For starters you do realize he has major depression, right? He didn't cop any "attitude", nor is he "faking" the depression. And I've seen him try to get better. He isn't good but you can't say he never tried. I've known him for a good few years and last year was very hard on him because yes, his mother actually did die last year. From what I heard he tried to explain it to you guys but you all kept saying that it was bullshit.

girlDog
girlDog

is depression what causes you to make edgy cosmetics

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

i have a sister who has depression and she really does get a few times like she thinks everyone hates her and is out to get her, so her outlook on life is very jaded. she's become withdrawn lately and well, long story short, i think so yes

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

hey wtf you stole my hat design from i'm reporting you to valve and having your hat taken down

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I'm going to be "that guy". If what 86 said is true, you guys didn't even give him a chance. You don't know what goes on or what has gone on in his life, the problems he has, or any of that. The whole "poor me, I'm bad and don't get better when I don't try" sounds more like no self worth, not "i want attention, feed me". Now I don't know what's true or not but I remember hearing something about his mother abandoning him at the age of ten. And I wouldn't doubt if he thought, or still thought "if my mother didn't love me or want me, I must be worthless". And if his mother did die last year, that just started a catalyst that kept spiraling down.

Spamalot
Spamalot

kys vipes dick sucker

5mileys
5mileys

not everybody is into incest like you vipes hater

Supergrass
Supergrass

haha yeah i'm sure his mom is real happy with that pyro set

Inmate
Inmate

Say what you want, I have no bone in this. But what I do have is a few PHDs and I'm currently a psychiatrist. If all that I read is true, Vipes has deep seeded emotional issues coupled with major depression and who knows what else. I know when someone fakes depression, I've been in the field for awhile.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Yeah sure budy. I'm also Bill Gates from Nintendo

SniperWish
SniperWish

there's a time and place to blog your emotional issues and a fucking discord based off a small circlejerk branching off from Veeky Forums's shittiest board is the worst possible place to do it

no one here is your friend and especially if you're a pyro main

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I'm totally a psychiatrist with PhDs even though I can't even capitalize it correctly

SniperGod
SniperGod

Fuck off vipes.
You've had years of chances.

Playboyize
Playboyize

I am a Pottislogist
You can tell it from the way I capitalized it!

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

u don't capitalize pottis u fraud

Methnerd
Methnerd

years of chances
you do realize when you have a hateanon who constantly smears your name and makes up bullshit lies it's kind of hard to set anything "straight" or "right" when countless people believe what some rando spews without any facts to back him up.

Skullbone
Skullbone

join game
die instantly

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TurtleCat
TurtleCat

tfw you check the general for the first time today and it's a tremendous drama-filled extra-large bitch-fit

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haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Shall I start dumping my pyro posts then?

w8t4u
w8t4u

vipes
is major depressed
metabolic
is a huge dick who thinks he's the next keemstar

one of these is banned, one of these is loved. hmm.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I Am A Grammarologist. Do Not Tell Me What To Capitalize and What Not To.

SniperGod
SniperGod

0 pyros on your team
well not shit you lost

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

indeed, my good man!
Ahem...

OH MY FUCK!!!!! THE FUCKING PYROS ARE TAKING OVER, SWEET JESUS WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Meta drew and the other "bad eggs" aren't loved. They're tolerated because they have the ability to make good items,and they haven't done anything "too bad" yet. Petachpas is banned from the discord for spamming "nigger" and deleting it though. And Jimmy is banned for "being a creep".
They toe the line, but as soon as they cross it you can expect void or someone to ban them.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

You do know instead of talking behind someone's back you could just talk to them? > steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197995003316/
naaaaaah passing along and making up bullshit is much easier.
all I've seen from this drama shitfest is one side not willing to listen to the other. fucking work it out, find the truth, don't bring that shit here anymore

5mileys
5mileys

BUT WHAT IF VIPES TRIES TO EAT MY ALIVE FROM THE COMPOOTER SCREEN???dotsy???

Emberfire
Emberfire

yet from what I saw, vipes did nothing "too bad" to cross the line. all i see is some rando spewing the same bullshit that vipes is a thief, a liar, lied about his mother dying, ect, with no proof whatsoever.

Soft_member
Soft_member

the pyros... the fucking pyros killed me..

iluvmen
iluvmen

why is 26 dollars friends with vipes on steam

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Jesus fuck again with this. Just ask him to show proof his mother died. Why does it even matter anyway. Why would someone even lie about their mother dying to ALS?

Fucking think people, you have brains. Use them.

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

tfw medics have started pocketing pyros more now
actual tank classes get no heals
you guys keep joking about the pyro menace but its all true

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

They're tolerated because they have the ability to make good items
So from what I hear since Vipes isn't good at whatever, he's zero tolerated? That's kind of a double standard. That Meta, Drew and the other "bad eggs" are still around only because they can do ~good~ work

whereismyname
whereismyname

you think this is a joke? The pyros are dominating every server.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I keep hearing Vipes is a thief, yet I see no proof.
I keep hearing Vipes is a blackmailer, yet I see no proof.
I keep hearing Vipes lied about his mother dying, yet I see no proof.
I keep hearing all these bad things about Vipes, but I see no proof.
but what about muh pastebin
You mean this thing? pastebin.com/irMqCpwz
It proves nothing. For starters one of the things it claims he stole from a videogame, he actually made for a videogame. Then he remade it in TF2.

TreeEater
TreeEater

ever having problems with pyro
I get that you guys are all nu-male soldier mains, but lmao dude

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WebTool
WebTool

Oh here's a good one.
"steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=815190227 - From a TF2 unusual called Outrun Sunset"
He actually made the unusual called Outrun Sunset. And in fact, the weaponskin came first. steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=832407426
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=862814427 - From a TF2 weaponskin called Bamboo Brushed
Bamboo brushed did not exist when he posted it.
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1180181496 - From TF2's Mann Vs Machine Tank/Bomb Carrier
This was debunked once an user here asked vipes for PSDs of the skin
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=869547953 - From two TF2 workshop items steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=164823429 and steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=526743165
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=869549732 - From two TF2 workshop items steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=526744130 and steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=527437555
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=869550954 - From a TF2 workshop item steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=526743669
These were also debunked. The concept art for the scout set existed long before those items were uploaded. Just for years no one claimed it.
I can go on, but this topic has long overstayed its welcome.

StonedTime
StonedTime

I can go on, but this topic has long overstayed its welcome.
i think you mean "i have no more proof to show that vipes isn't a thief."

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

*shoots feet*
I'm so much better than that guy who walks forward while shooting

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Snarelure
Snarelure

get double the score as the next person on my team
get called a hacker

viagrandad
viagrandad

None of that so called "proof" in the pastebin is real evidence of any theft. Over half of the things can be disregarded based on upload dates alone. There is no evidence. That whole pastebin you all toit around as gospel is just bait. The person who made the pastebin didn't expect people to actually look and only take it at face value.
And you ate it up. You all ate it up. For years this random idiot, dotsy, has been saying bullshit lies and you believe it. It keeps getting disproven, but the "evidence" dotsy always seems to pull is things he's said before on the archive. That's not proof. To put it in example, say today I claim the sky is a hologram. Every time I say I have proof that the sky is a hologram, I link to the last time I said it.
With that logic, the sky is a hologram and you should all trust my word.
You see how stupid that is?

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

the only skillful maneuver in this game scattergun aim

WebTool
WebTool

Just don't go near pyro LOL

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iluvmen
iluvmen

but the sky isn't a hologram

askme
askme

false
Crits

Emberburn
Emberburn

pls not posting spooky pictures
it is of night time and getting scared me

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

weapon idea to make hoovy viable:
"Big Ol' Bunnyhopper"
Primary weapon
pogo stick that increases jump height, reduces fall damage and enables bunny hopping while equipped
greatly reduces cool down on all food items
increases melee attack speed by 25%

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Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

implying any pyro that pulls out his melee is who anyone is talking about
implying any pyro that even pulls out his secondary is considered a threat
these are bad pyros, GOOD pyros just hold m1 and w

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

haha I have a le depression guys XD who else wants to kill themselves every day am i right lol who's up for sharing some epic self deprecation humor comics made in mspaint and adobe illustrator lmao

fuck the god damn fuck off with your facebook apex normie meme shit fucking more people claiming they have depression than aspergers and the aspie and autism pride movement

Methnerd
Methnerd

tank classes
tf2

Methshot
Methshot

Depression is a real and very serious disorder. Yes, there are a lot of people who "claim" they have it, but you can tell most of the time when someone actually has it.

Lunatick
Lunatick

but user, what does your own crippling sperg tendencies have to do with pottis?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

wah I'm sad.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Lmao

idontknow
idontknow

webmd.com/depression/guide/major-depression#1
uhs.berkeley.edu/health-topics/mental-health/clinical-depression
A constant sense of hopelessness and despair is a sign you may have major depression, also known as clinical depression.
With major depression, it may be difficult to work, study, sleep, eat, and enjoy friends and activities. Some people have clinical depression only once in their life, while others have it several times in a lifetime.
Major depression can sometimes occur from one generation to the next in families, but may affect people with no family history of the illness.
Most people feel sad or low at some point in their lives. But clinical depression is marked by a depressed mood most of the day, sometimes particularly in the morning, and a loss of interest in normal activities and relationships -- symptoms that are present every day for at least 2 weeks. In addition, according to the DSM-5 -- a manual used to diagnose mental health conditions -- you may have other symptoms with major depression. Those symptoms might include:
inical depression is a serious medical illness that negatively affects how you feel, the way you think and how you act. Individuals with clinical depression are unable to function as they used to. Often they have lost interest in activities that were once enjoyable to them, and feel sad and hopeless for extended periods of time. Clinical depression is not the same as feeling sad or depressed for a few days and then feeling better. It can affect your body, mood, thoughts, and behavior. It can change your eating habits, how you feel and think, your ability to work and study, and how you interact with people. People who suffer from clinical depression often report that they "don't feel like themselves anymore."
It's more than just "wah I'm sad"

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Hello doctors

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

lmao how is depression real just be happy nigga lmao

Booteefool
Booteefool

lmao how is being poor real, just buy more money nigga lmao

lmao how is being abandoned real, just find new parents nigga lmao

SniperGod
SniperGod

the pyros gave me depression bros.

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Inmate
Inmate

not being poor you need money
but not being depressed you only need to stop feeling sad thats not hard do something you like faggot

TreeEater
TreeEater

what does the depression bros move do

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

1000 hours on soldier
Top score in pubs every time, usually by 10+ points over the 2nd highest player in the server.

100 hours on pyro
Top score in pubs, usually doubling the 2nd highest player on the server.

This seems fine.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

What is it about weeaboos hating their life all the time?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

but not being depressed you only need to stop feeling sad thats not hard do something you like faggot
not comparable m8. you're confusing teen angst with actual depression.

askme
askme

lmao depression is not real its made up by big pharma to sell drugs that make you stop feeling altogether
lmao if there's depression why do the generations before us never complained about it
lmao just man up and stop being sad

Inmate
Inmate

313
Preach

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

why do the generations before us never complained about it
ever hear of a little thing called the GREAT DEPRESSION idiot

DeathDog
DeathDog

why do the generations before us never complained about it
Melancholia. Look it up.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

made up too

Nojokur
Nojokur

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

why does the banana hat make me better at pipes????

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Pyro fucks over everyone in his range
So does engineer
But Pyro is still gayer since he can move around freely

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askme
askme

haha I'm cooler than all you fags because I have DEPRESSION

hairygrape
hairygrape

Depression has been linked to homosexuality and other devient behaviors

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RavySnake
RavySnake

the virgin depression
the chad severe apathy

Emberburn
Emberburn

See a pyro pull out his secondary
start laughing hysterically because I know I've already instantly won thanks to the pyro being deathly afraid of getting called a wm1

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

hurr durr trying to find deeper meanings to words based simply off of how it sounds
wish reddit would die
also who the fuck says "depressed" as "deep rest"

Supergrass
Supergrass

euros

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

actually the most retarded pseudo-intellectual bullshit I've ever read

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

mfw good at long range flares because i always sucked at using it to combo with airblast and instead used for his intended purpose

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

there is a universe where heavy won mym and tf2 was saved forever

Firespawn
Firespawn

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

lmao just rocket jump onto the walls

Soft_member
Soft_member

actually believing this
being this paranoid

I believe you're on the wrong board, you're looking for /pol/.

An honest mistake, really.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Reminder quickplay was and still is objectively superior to casual

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

playing casual
Hell no. If you want to get or stay any good, stick to community meatgrinders. The average skill level of casual is so low that you are actually getting worse while playing it.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

c o m i c
w h e n

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Olivia

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Please stop posting pictures of my daughter on the internet

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

im fairly sure that never.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Go to bed, Gray

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CodeBuns
CodeBuns

no i still have to study

whereismyname
whereismyname

no mvm mod with Olivia wearing a mech suit as boss

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I always z2 after a kill

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Do you guys think Olivia will get ANY character development given the current status of things?

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BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

tfw know exactly what z2 means even though i haven't played in like 2 years
aaa

takes2long
takes2long

If the heavy update ever comes out, i want it to a consist an item that replaces the minigun, so fat scout would be a legit thing.

Once again no cuz valve doesnt care.

idontknow
idontknow

lmao who makes these gay images

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

unless its as good as the development with the trio of mann bros or she doesnt play a big part in anything i wouldnt want any more of her in comics, the rate at which she appears in media just seems like shes a cutesy aspect for fans to add in

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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

heavy's jogging suit;
playermodel replaced by scout's from the neck down
+1% movement speed
-replaces minigun

Inmate
Inmate

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

Snarelure
Snarelure

youtube.com/watch?v=EKamMme-mo8

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

tfw we'll probably get the rest of the tf2 comics script 5 - 10 years from now, ala hl3 style

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SniperWish
SniperWish

engineer please pottis pottis a dispencer here

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

i can't ungle dan didn't show me how

Nojokur
Nojokur

user posts a video
thread pauses through duration of the video
cute

askme
askme

youtube.com/watch?v=FvHiLLkPhQE

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

sorry my queue in wow popped can't shitpost about the comic nobody cares about

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

.corn

cum2soon
cum2soon

Have you seen any spys around here?

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

yes mister i think i saw one slip right into that alley over there

Firespawn
Firespawn


be me
not murican
not yurop
not shitistan

No one does drugs unless its for a legit physical medical condition.
Depressed fuckers are almost non-existant.
If we do find one we try to cheer them up or help them out in some way.

How's that school shooting going btw?

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Illusionz
Illusionz

How's that shitskin invasion coming?

Bidwell
Bidwell

so what, you're a br monkey? As if you could have any real human emotions.

Methnerd
Methnerd

We're fending off well, if our president doesn't start shit like tweeting about pushing the nuke button or whatever.
They leave us alone.

The last war we had was a civil one in 1950's

SniperWish
SniperWish

imagine being australian and waking up every morning just to try and convince yourself you're still only doing it ironically

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Br as in brazil? no,
even they use drugs as a means to suppress emotion or something.

Hell they have even cartels and shit to push those things in brazil

happy_sad
happy_sad

be european
if you are depressed we literally tell you to stop being sad
our country doesnt recognize PTSD

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

you're still only doing it ironically
Doing what exactly?

Also how well is the gun ban doing there?

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5mileys
5mileys

doing what exactly
being australian

idontknow
idontknow

i'd rather deal with my country's problems then actually be or associate with australians

Illusionz
Illusionz

what gun ban

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SniperWish
SniperWish

Don't worry, they'll boomerang back right at ya like they always do.

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whereismyname
whereismyname

I want to drive into the outback and jerk off in front of a kangaroo

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

tfw dont care about politics
only care about KILLING

youtube.com/watch?v=SjfspM5sDIA

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

do you ever just lie in bed and think gee i'm glad i was born in a country that writes using real letters and not that fucking hieroglyph weebshit

TechHater
TechHater

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

yes

Inmate
Inmate

the one coming to burgerland

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happy_sad
happy_sad

This is like one of those onion news articles, but it's straight up legit

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

that's if you're under police investigation, he never said he wants to grub all the bubs

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Guess who's coming out of retirement for the Heavy update

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Soft_member
Soft_member

Valve?

RumChicken
RumChicken

no look at the image

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Is that image valve hq?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Yes it's valve hq

Booteefool
Booteefool

Cool! The new office looks nice.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

be eastern european
if you visit a pshychologist everybody thinks you are insane

likme
likme

if you visit a pshychologist everybody thinks you are insane
That's some 'murica shit right there.

askme
askme

A) he just said it was eastern europe, not america. Geeze.
And
2) Where else would you get your xanex? Going to a therapist is almost a requirement in america if you are middle class.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

WHERE IS THE CTF_WELL MAP GABE-MAN

YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE CTF_WELL MAP, GABE-MAN

Lunatick
Lunatick

You're either stupid, or just allergic to context.

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whereismyname
whereismyname

Going to a therapist is almost a requirement in america if you are middle class
Is it really that bad?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Or, I'm being facetious.
Which would probably be pretty easy to extrapolate using the context clues of "geeze" and A) and 2).
Depends on where you live. It mostly only applies to "stay at home" moms, and their kids that they dope up so that they don't have to actually do anything to "raise" them.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Just look at who they elected as president.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

facetious
extrapolate

Over compensating much?

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Facetious isn't a big word, and I can't think of a good single syllable word to dumb down extrapolate for you.

Bidwell
Bidwell

STRANGIFIER

FUCKING

WHEN

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Why don't you try to act retarded again to explain it better, that'll convince us you're smart for some reason.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I just wanna paint my damn Backburner.
Why does valve hate us

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Playboyize
Playboyize

pyros...

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

No... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE PYROS

cum2soon
cum2soon

brap

Playboyize
Playboyize

BRAAAAAAPPPPPPPPFFTHHHHHHHHHH

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Hey nieces and nephews, Uncle Dane here!
Soylent gouong uop!

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I love uncle dane and soylent!

Soft_member
Soft_member

We liked the shogun items; We feel like they fit TF2's style very nicely
-Robin Walker, 2011

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

reminder that i am more epic then u :D

dispensder goung upp!!

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

well i have just one thing to say.......
chink jew beaner spic nigger gook slope kike heeb faggot

Snarelure
Snarelure

i agree about all those things you said about geel

Spamalot
Spamalot

I drink at least 2 bottles of soylent while I watch uncle dane stream

askme
askme

Gas mask sucks, but I do like the coat.

Bidwell
Bidwell

it was about the ponyfucker............

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

fuck you soylent killed my mom

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I usually have a warm bottle of soylent before bed while watching b4nny. It's comfy!

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

No fuck you my mom killed my soylent

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Do any of you faggots actually play this game anymore
thread full of Vivas, if he were a NEET

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takes2long
takes2long

TF2 is my favorite game, but I just watch people play it aside from playing on trade servers.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

sorry sir didn't mean to disrespect your deceased soylent

happy_sad
happy_sad

I subscribed to Uncle Dane's channel and I instantly received 2 coupons for 20% off on 12pack boxes of soylent!

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Fuck you my deceased soylent killed my respect

Nojokur
Nojokur

This couldn't be a thread full of NEET Vivas. They all have shit tastes in everything and are degenerate weeaboos and shit

Playboyize
Playboyize

Very nice my fellow engi main! Do you like the chocolate or regular flavor?

w8t4u
w8t4u

yes

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I like to mix it up ;)

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I didn't until I got my new cpu that lets me get a good fps.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

uncle dane fucking wishes he was sponsored by soylent

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I bet he's even reached out to them to ask to be sponsored.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

he knows he can afford to buy a tour of the soy factory but he's saving that video for when he runs out of content

Emberburn
Emberburn

i dont even have tf2 installed

Firespawn
Firespawn

I have three separate installations of TF2 on my PC.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Guess he should change his name to Soylent Dane? Uncle Soyne? idk

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Is this game fun?
/csgog/ is perma-ded. How is /tf2g/ looking?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

/tf2g/ is shit but TF2 is good. Weird that /csgog/ died since CSGO is alive.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Its all but dead with content from valve, but the community actually cares and makes maps and shit all the time. So its ok if you are willing to play on community servers.

massdebater
massdebater

You like soylent and playing engi? You'll fit right in friend.

FastChef
FastChef

You like soylent
nope
playing engi
whatever class has assault rifles desu

DeathDog
DeathDog

None of the classes have an assault rifle.
Sniper has an smg though, which is close.

w8t4u
w8t4u

268
not liking soylent

bet you havent even gotten your sip on

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

thats it, im leaving this general

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

cya fag. come back with a 12 pack of soylent.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

when you counter enemy kritzkrieg with a random melee crit

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massdebater
massdebater

when you counter an enemy kritzkrieg with the vaccinator

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

i just saw a 175 hp demoman die to a single fire particle

Evilember
Evilember

You forgot deago

Nojokur
Nojokur

Hey kids, Uncle Dane here! Can you guess what'll be gouong up today?

FastChef
FastChef

erecting a uhhhhhhhh gamer

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

valve will never fix it

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Vacc should not make you immune to headshots.

Methnerd
Methnerd

why

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

youtube.com/watch?v=-6NQx4WRRg0

StonedTime
StonedTime

hehehehe..............penus..............

5mileys
5mileys

the vacc is piss easy to counter, literally just keep the pressure on them

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Guys how do I become pro at Pyro?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Get used to rushing, and get good with one of the flare guns.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

You sure i shouldn’t just get behind players with the back burner and w+m1?

viagrandad
viagrandad

you enter console and enter +attack so all you have to do is w

Methshot
Methshot

Use the Dragon's Fury because Flamethrowers currently encourage bad habits and will ultimately restrict your potential
Learn to use the Detonator/Jetpack effectively, shotgun is okay too. Other secondaries are useless.
Use Powerjack if your team has a (competent) medic, otherwise use Rake. Other melee weapons are useless.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

If you want to get really specialist, sure.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Pro tip: use the flare gun if your not a faggot and want to get good

Snarelure
Snarelure

Am noob
Can't aim for shit.
But wanna git gud.
Try pyro because barely need to aim, but good practice.
Killed some high ranker by chance with the flare gun.
"FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING W+M1 NOOB"
mkay

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ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I always do cheeky flare gun shots into groups of people then runaway

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

You cheeky bastard.

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Snarelure
Snarelure

083
you're a right cheeky cunt m8

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

dead geberal desu

StonedTime
StonedTime

fuckin' pyros won... again...

Emberfire
Emberfire

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TechHater
TechHater

what's tf2g's opinion on trimping?

Booteefool
Booteefool

don't do it, my mother tried and it took a crane to get her out

RavySnake
RavySnake

kek, (you)

StonedTime
StonedTime

Someone tell the kids to leave please
Thanks

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Spamalot
Spamalot

I wan't my pyro to look like Moltar. Are there any cosmetics to do the job?

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massdebater
massdebater

hazmat headcase

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I got just the thing

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Evilember
Evilember

WAKE UP YOU USELESS MAGGOTS

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Spamalot
Spamalot

how do i use shadowplay without having it mess with my custom resolution
nice pipes
the lefty viewmodel makes me uncomfortable for some reason

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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

what the fuck is that FOV?

askme
askme

that viewmodel autism
oncle dan here dispenser gouong up

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

LOL whats wrong with it, don't you like wacky and epic things in tf2?

Spamalot
Spamalot

the fov is 90 just like in the other webm
are you talking about the viewmodel fov?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

ah the old "pretend not to understand the complaint" meme. you must have more than 0 friends in real life.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

ah the old "complain that other people dont use the same settings than you" meme. you must have more than 0 friends online.

Inmate
Inmate

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TreeEater
TreeEater

15 minutes to think of that comeback
with that reaction time you must get more than 0 kills in a round of tf2

likme
likme

implying i stare at the thread fulltime waiting for responses to my posts
with that lifestyle you must get more than 0 jobs in your fiscal year

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

btfo my dude
btfo

TreeEater
TreeEater

fiscal year
wow with a mastery of terms like that you must make more than 0 million dollars a year
it makes perfect sense that you're in the general for a 10 year old game on a 10 year old website at 3am, you're definitely not a min wagie

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Veeky Forums is like 15 now.

Techpill
Techpill

loser utterly btfo
has to resort to unfounded le wagie meme

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

responds quickly when his response time is called out
simultaneously decries responding quickly
You know that earning GBP for chores isn’t a job, right?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

unfounded neet accusation poster calls unfounded wagie accusation unfounded
oh dear

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

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Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

this general needs put down

MPmaster
MPmaster

Where does one get put down?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I'll put you down with a stone cold stunner

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

have Dook loadout
can spam his one-liners when I frag now

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Flameblow
Flameblow

that is very original and hilarious quoting duke nukem. however, we tf2gs prefer to quote uncle dane

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I HATE RANDOM CRITS COMP TF2 IS PERFECT AND CAN DO NO WRONG

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

haha nice, vintage uncle dane quote

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Random crits are fucking awful though

TreeEater
TreeEater

fun fact: the colour of the sky is blue

FastChef
FastChef

actually its not

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

There is literally nothing wrong with random crits.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

what's wrong with random crits?

RavySnake
RavySnake

let's give the pyro (a short-ranged class) a jetpack
YEAH THAT WAS A FUCKING GREAT IDEA WASN'T IT?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Nothing, they're weighted by damage done and therefore skill-based.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

when someone you don't like gets a glitched warpaint so you email valve and a few days later you get a copy pasted reply telling you to fuck off
how pathetic are you my man

SniperWish
SniperWish

play team fortress 2
get killed because the faggot in the enemy team suddenly deals 300% damage and you have no way of telling when he is going to crit
wow nice I'm sure having fun but maybe if I wanted to play a dumb game with random trash in it I would be playing russian roulette or some shit so at least I can blow my fucking brain out and I don't have to hear a retarded shitter in /tf2g/ telling me he is skilled because he killed two jose.hernando.1337

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

im pretty sure most people that know what random crits are would rather have them removed
if tf2 ran a poll to all players where the options are
Remove random crits
Keep random crits
I dont know what that is
im pretty sure "remove" or "i dont know" would be the most voted options.
*the color of the atmosphere is blue
FTFY
t. Brain wojak

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

everyone is a gay faggot
some just dont realize it in their lifetime

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I need some help.

Can you bid on scrap.tf auction if your steam account is level 0?

girlDog
girlDog

You can't teach these morons.
No matter how much evidence you pull out.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

replying to almost 12 hour old shitposting
dumb tranny

Supergrass
Supergrass

ywn be as hype as you were on day 1 of the jungle update
brb killing myself I really cant handle this one boys

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Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

best update hypes were mvm and meet the medic

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

ywn relive medic or doomsday update

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

who is the one spoilering good boys here
show thyself at once I say!

SniperGod
SniperGod

I'm here bitch, what now?

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Bidwell
Bidwell

ywn get a hidden page as great as the engineer updates polaroids

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

FUCK I MISSED THOSE MUTHAFUCKING SEXTS
Shot me

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

ywn relive the joy of getting achievements again
S*M*A*S*H, doctoring the ball, first do no harm, medical breakthrough, you'll feel a little prick, blast assist, medical breakthrough, my brilliant career, be efficient, etc are worthless with how easy the game has become
it hurts

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

$0.68
what should i do with it?

likme
likme

cheapo strange cosmetics

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

What is it about weeaboos hating their life all the time?

Depression is a mental illness, and the mentally ill are attracted to anime.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

The mentally ill are those what willingly enslave themselves to 3d

eGremlin
eGremlin

By all scientific merit, one less person taking up resources on this planet is a net plus.
Wishing oneself be that person who is removed is just a bit of heartfelt sacrificial environmentalism.

RumChicken
RumChicken

ywn go back to your teenage years and ask out that girl you liked so much

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Favorite TFTV thread?
teamfortress.tv/20134/mat-phong-help

FastChef
FastChef

moeshit is the ultimate form of escapism

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Firespawn
Firespawn

actually BASED

Nojokur
Nojokur

teamfortress.tv/43750/baka-these-open-players-public-service-announceme

Snarelure
Snarelure

Veeky Forums wordfilter changed the link
cute!

whereismyname
whereismyname

it's still functional even

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

when are we getting a new champions to play
i'm bored of the 9 champions roster

Emberburn
Emberburn

hmmmmmm big think

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Anonymous
03/23/18(Fri)08:36:58 No.209342368
comptf2srsbsns

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

overwatch is shit game

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

change my prior aliases to various racial slurs
report myself on an alt account
aliases get cleared

Pretty neat trick if you're one of those fags who doesn't want a big ugly list of old usernames (me), but there's a 50% chance they will also ban you from community use permanently.

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takes2long
takes2long

smart user very smart

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takes2long
takes2long

valve where is my all class trenchcoat cosmetic with 3 edgy styles

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

but there's a 50% chance they will also ban you from community use permanently
demonstrably false

JunkTop
JunkTop

have strange weapons for years and years
release warpaints
they can't be applied to weapons you already have

this is valve

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Firespawn
Firespawn

they removed the all-server notification popups when some scrub is your 1000th kill or whatever

Stranges are but a meme of their former selves

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

naw that is your selfie
valve wants monies

Techpill
Techpill

kringle collection+team captain+soldier's stogie

RavySnake
RavySnake

gibus+gibus+gibus = b4ddy

happy_sad
happy_sad

DISPENSIF

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

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Skullbone
Skullbone

youtube.com/watch?v=H95hc713O40

Techpill
Techpill

i found a hat everyone

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

SONIC POW

WebTool
WebTool

raffle

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

no its my hat

girlDog
girlDog

he doesn't have OCD
he doesn't switch up his cosmetics every single day while obsessively desiring more

Bidwell
Bidwell

yeah

5mileys
5mileys

he doesnt have an all-class unusual

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Firespawn
Firespawn

post one (1) good all class hat

farquit
farquit

can it be my hat :D

Bidwell
Bidwell

tell me your secrets, slave

Firespawn
Firespawn

pow haha

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SniperGod
SniperGod

Ghastly Gibus

whereismyname
whereismyname

valve on workshop regulations: items must adhere to the artstyle; nothing too kooky!
also valve: *adds pink poney hat instead of ww-era coats*

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Spamalot
Spamalot

blizzardy storm brown bomber

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Vipes here.

Fuck you guys.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Scoot here.

Eyy whats up doc

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

who wants to play tf2classic?

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iluvmen
iluvmen

looks like no one

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

only few normal (standard respawn times, no crits, no funky mods or bots) community servers alive in <100 ping range
after midnight it's just one russian server

thx gabe

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

or you can just change your username to the same one 20 times so that all the aliases are the same?

RumChicken
RumChicken

they did?
you sure you don't have just disabled that kind of notification?

askme
askme

veekyforums.com/thread/209350486/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/209350486/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/209350486/video-games
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