/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club #580

SniperGod
SniperGod

Big Mac Monika Edition
Previous: veekyforums.com/thread/209139283/video-games

Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to get the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa
Witefag Guide: dropbox.com/s/byvdxol3db6llwz/The DDLC Writefagging Guide.pdf?dl=0

Art and Miscellaneous
Fan-Made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Game Files Dump (full): mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You): youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

Strive to be the burger you eat?
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
Lifeline (AU): lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

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All urls found in this thread:

veekyforums.com/thread/209139283/video-games
ddlc.moe
store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
twitter.com/lilmonix3
gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa
dropbox.com/s/byvdxol3db6llwz/The DDLC Writefagging Guide.pdf?dl=0
pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
ddlc.booru.org
zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y
iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home
pastebin.com/r6pqHNyt
pastebin.com/vewxGJFy
pastebin.com/Ef3nnfRC
pastebin.com/aMqFV131
pastebin.com/wCU8H753
youtube.com/watch?v=luM6oeCM7Yw
youtube.com/watch?v=Q-klPc3JWDE
youtube.com/watch?v=PAzZ0jo9MdI
youtube.com/watch?v=x6IxSIwFe1Y
youtube.com/watch?v=ZJNjDoU-DOs
youtube.com/watch?v=cdopWRgFQeU
youtube.com/watch?v=Q-4IXcKkK1U&list=PLNyCKkwnsUB4LfqxLeQR_LqocGZRlY7yW
pastebin.com/DUNiV4A9
pastebin.com/u/thebreadman15
pastebin.com/sV42Wt3p
pastebin.com/BEdDN4w9
m.youtube.com/watch?v=E8Rqe63ZZuo
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_duck_debugging
youtube.com/watch?v=fmmyRzx0UVE
pastebin.com/Ht5YAszd
pastebin.com/H0mk4THy
youtube.com/watch?v=ikBD3DcSGFM
yiff.party/patreon_data/17357125/Ashley_Session_March_2018.mp3
youtube.com/watch?v=BDhJU_cNCZE
youtube.com/watch?v=so6ExplQlaY
youtube.com/watch?v=1FqclpQ5_Rc
starfox64.baldninja.com/wav/fox-trueform.wav
youtube.com/watch?v=SbuZJORe_nM
pastebin.com/arMwNvCH
pastebin.com/GdGYLvNw
pastebin.com/j6Wzav66
pastebin.com/8WUcYJB5
pastebin.com/JQU80rPq
pastebin.com/Ug6LJ3uw
pastebin.com/1Lu9JwXN
youtube.com/watch?v=obLq6k3clHo
youtube.com/watch?v=DL_KyJpRuKU
pastebin.com/XLnqZRAE
strawpoll.me/15150552/r
veekyforums.com/thread/209215262/video-games

Playboyize
Playboyize

I love Natsuki!

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ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

First for Britsuki!

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BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Monika!

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Playboyize
Playboyize

I love Monika!

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TreeEater
TreeEater

YURI!

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Good evening, everyone! I hope you've been writing poems today!
Welcome back to my poetry club either way!

Word of the thread is "fragment"!
Alternatives are 'frost' and 'ether'.

As always, if anyone would like to try their hand at writing some poetry, this is your chance! Actually, today is a great chance!
If you need something to write about, these words are here to guide you or give you a topic, so consider using one of them! It's like a shortcut so you don't have to think up your own topic and decide. Your choice was made for you!
Everyone is more than welcome to join in regardless of skill level, so don't be afraid to try this out if you're new! Even if you've never written something before, just go ahead and give it a try, okay? It's not as bad as you think. And once you do, I'm sure that if you ask for advice, people will tell you what you need to do to improve (if you care about that).
I hope you all have fun and I'm looking forward to reading your poems!

I didn't know it was World Poetry Day! How fun!
Monika!

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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I LOVE MY WIFE!

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w8t4u
w8t4u

veekyforums.com/thread/209139283/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/209139283/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/209139283/video-games
Alright, well picture this. I went into this game with near virgin eyes, my friend showed me a bully maymay of Sayori hanging, about 3 months ago, thought nothing of it. I went through the game with that in mind, so this is most likely why. BTW I did go for both the JUST monika ending and the everyone except monika ending.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Knife Wife for Life!

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GoogleCat
GoogleCat

hi

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I love her too!
Even when she takes my first post

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JunkTop
JunkTop

I love Yuri!

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Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

"Oh... you removed the file with my name on it from the character folder... I guess that means you don't want me around anymore."
Monika turns the background into a long stretch of highway.

She starts walking down it.
She turns back to look at you with a sad pouty face.
keeps walking
turns back again with the same face.
repeats this for a little while till you almost can't see her.
She sits down crosslegged and takes a smokebreak till act 4 starts.

WebTool
WebTool

What brand of cigarettes does Monika smoke?

TreeEater
TreeEater

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Aight lads! Gonna be posting this for a few threads or so, if you've read it already feel free to ignore this post.
I'm going to be taking a break from "Four Girls and the Cursed Treasure of Coyotli" for a short while. I'd rather not go into details but I have a few personal issues with the project. As a result, I'm going to put the series on hold and write some other stuff.
For those that haven't been reading the series or have missed parts, here's every chapter to date and a short plot synopsis.

Chapter 1: pastebin.com/r6pqHNyt (embed)
Chapter 2: pastebin.com/vewxGJFy (embed)
Chapter 3: pastebin.com/Ef3nnfRC (embed)
Chapter 4: pastebin.com/aMqFV131 (embed)
Chapter 5: pastebin.com/wCU8H753 (embed)
Chapter 6: Discontinued

Lieutenant user and his men are on voyage to Spain to settle some political differences when they're set upon by the 'Heartbeat.' A ship pioneered by captain Monika and crew.
After a battle under pink sails the four girls reign victorious and kidnap Lieutenant user due to his ties to a treasure they're hunting.
Join Monika, captain of the 'Heartbeat.' Natsuki the navigator and gunslinger. Yuri the professional sword master and Sayori the ships cook and ray of sunshine. Not to mention their reluctant passenger Lieutenant user as they face dangers and pursue riches beyond their wildest dreams!

Hope you lads enjoy the series if you decide to pick it up! Maybe I'll come back to it someday but for now I think I need this break.
Have a good one you lot.

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happy_sad
happy_sad

I love her too

likme
likme

sayori butt big

Flameblow
Flameblow

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WebTool
WebTool

I love her too.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Haha sorry about that, user!

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

when fags don't even know their waifu and make her eat meat against her will

takes2long
takes2long

Marlboro Reds
don't tempt me please I'm fucking dying over here

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askme
askme

She is the sun in my sky!

veekyforums.com/thread/209139283/video-games
Yeah, I made the edit just for that post. Beautiful, isn't it?
she's been "temporarily" canned for the time being. I'm moving on to comfier works
I don't really mind that the series was canned: it was becoming obvious that you weren't enjoying it. Though I will read whatever else you post, mate. See ya later.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Did you niggas really cry at this? Sayori's death did make me feel fucking awful but the game wasn't particularly sad
I believe the only instances where a game has made me cry were AI Nanami's death in DR2 and Because You Where There from Mother, I cannot ever listen to it without tearing up
The ending credits of SM after Lillie left was close as well and I actually haven't gotten around finishing USUM because I don't want her to leave again

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hairygrape
hairygrape

Monika?

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TreeEater
TreeEater

FUCK I FORGOT THE GODDAMN IMAGE

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Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage drinking
- Self harm
- Suicide and suicide attempts
- Substance abuse (Any)
- Waifu wars
- Waifu bullying
- user bullying
- Heating water for your tea on the microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not doing your best to be the user your waifu would like
- Staying up late
- Mental reconditioning probably

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

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idontknow
idontknow

It's fucking hilarious desu, good work
it was becoming obvious that you weren't enjoying it.
I was enjoying it, real life issues were making it a bit of a pain but I was still enjoying writing nonetheless.
It's been canned for other reasons that I went into in the other thread

Emberburn
Emberburn

tfw mom's name is Monika
smokes Marlboro
see this post
mfw

Well, good thing Monika actually hates smoking.

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BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

At first it was just sad and deflating and the more I dwelt on it, the worse it got. It's still kind of a downer to think about but I think I might have accumulated enough retardant to put the feelings off until Danlet shits it all up.
I haven't played the new Pokemon games so I can't assume much but I do remember Pokemon Mystery Dungeon/2 getting me good from out of nowhere.

Booteefool
Booteefool

my fingers are fragments
connected by tissue
and they are falling apart

my happiness is fragments
sewn with hope
fluttering away in the breeze

it comes together
in patches
a messy quilt in the countryside

5mileys
5mileys

making fun of people for crying at ddlc
almost cried at the ending of fucking pokemon

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

self-made
but in all seriousness, I wouldn't hear the end of it once she starts preaching about how unhealthy this shit is.

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TechHater
TechHater

No!
I haven't cried in years!
I've wondered if this is part of growing up to be a man, or if I'm just emotionally stunted!
Surely its the former!
I mean, I can still feel rage, so it can't be the latter! Not just upset at losing a video game "rage", the kind that school shooters must feel! The feeling of crushing, inexplicable weight that no one else can really understand!

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Perfection! Goddess!

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Techpill
Techpill

You can't stop me, mate. One day I'll make my 3D doki, and NO ONE WILL STOP ME!

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Burnblaze
Burnblaze

back when I was stuck in a facility, there were two things everyone wanted
smokes
and shaves
yes, there's nothing like the feeling of a fine shave to get that itchy feeling off your neck/legs
hoo boy did everyone envy the lucky souls that could shave
imagine a place where shaving was that amazing

idontknow
idontknow

i wasn't trying to goad you or anything
people really wanted to shave in that place

Supergrass
Supergrass

Marlboro Reds
You've perked Slav Yuris interests.
Don't give in lad, stay strong!

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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I was just saying that since that's what I smoked and my doki is Monika.
It's been about a week since I had one though.

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w8t4u
w8t4u

Just a reminder, Monikanon.
You're my favorite.
Maybe we can talk about macabre stuff later.
While cuddling.

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Lunatick
Lunatick

When does the self improvement phase kick in?
I've started missing some lectures at my uni as I can just look through the notes online and I wasn't in the mood of getting out of bed.
Hopefully I'll hit rock bottom during the easter break

idontknow
idontknow

Good. She'd want you to look after yourself user.

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Methshot
Methshot

Oh, nah it's just there's so much about DDLC that directly relates to my life, it's uncanny and it just keeps happening.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Did you niggas really cry at this?
Nah man, just felt devastated for a good while and still haven't moved on, and now, after a few months, I kinda don't want to.
I did tear up when seeing this webm for the first time, because it gave me the strongest case of >ywn feels yet.
ywn feel her soft silky hair with your hand
ywn see her happy and smiling at you like that

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Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

ywn share a big mac with Monika

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farquit
farquit

I'm going to be flat with you. Missing lectures while waiting for some magical self-improvement motivation to happen is a recipe for failure.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I did my firstrun as a Natsukifag and I still am. I have a feeling it's because irl I buy a lot of mangos.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Dreams

I like things that aren't real
They never leave me behind
Trough them i can still feel
Even though it makes me blind

I love a girl that never was
And dream of her embrace
Morning comes i take a pause
Becouse i can't see her face

A missing piece i cannot find
No matter where i look
A story cruel and unkind
Its time to close this book

any and all feedback is welcome

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Booteefool
Booteefool

Her doing something completely out of character is why it's funny...

Illusionz
Illusionz

It depends what you're doing.
Feeling chased into a corner is a good motivator that could compound with your doki for some, but if you're taking serious chances you might overwhelm yourself.
I'm not sure if I'd have liked something like this in college or if it would have weighed me down myself though so I can't be too insightful.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

What are you listening to /ddlc/
youtube.com/watch?v=luM6oeCM7Yw

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Lunatick
Lunatick

You went and wrote out how you feel, which is more than I can say for my poem.

Trough
Through

They never leave me behind
for some reason changing the tense makes it sound better to me "They've never left me behind"

still
is this word necessary?

even though
although?

makes me
leaves?

morning comes
when morning comes?

becouse
because
this and maybe the previous line needs that sharp rush of reality when you remember her face is lost to you, I'm not sure how you would make that happen though

it's time to
doesn't have the punch i expected

that's what i thought at least

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

About a minute ago I was listening to this
youtube.com/watch?v=Q-klPc3JWDE
But my headphones just snapped in two
Looks like another frustrated all-nighter to buy headphones as soon as I can

StonedTime
StonedTime

When does the self improvement phase kick in?
That's not how it works, user...

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

youtube.com/watch?v=PAzZ0jo9MdI

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ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

youtube.com/watch?v=x6IxSIwFe1Y

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Techpill
Techpill

meant for

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Ether swirling,
lost,
alone,
ensnaring itself with vicious introspection

And under the ether is a frigid heart,
turned cold by the ensnared frosts above.

A mind so dumb,
making so flat the drum,
that no hope survives here,
only the cold calculated, and feared.

Just as primordial soup,
the fragments create order,
an algorithm for a boundless direction,
and an equation for furnaces of hopeful flames.

A zero-sum game broken,
heart aflame producing light,
shining upon the frosty ether,
warming it to be human.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

no it did not make me cry
rainclouds got much closer though

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Maximum comfy.
youtube.com/watch?v=ZJNjDoU-DOs

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Wow my english is still horrible.
I guess no more poems for me.
This is just embarresing.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

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Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

ywn have a healthy food item with _yuri_

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SniperGod
SniperGod

It's perfectly oppressive.
youtube.com/watch?v=cdopWRgFQeU

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Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I guess no more poems for me.
Not him, but don't get discouraged just because of some spelling mistakes lad, it happens to the best of us.
Keep on trying, no sense in giving up aye?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

fucking sufis

StonedTime
StonedTime

Dangerous duo, this.

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Booteefool
Booteefool

Very relatable, and I like how you stuck with the rhyming all the way through.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

i want to see them ruffle each other's hair

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

youtube.com/watch?v=Q-4IXcKkK1U&list=PLNyCKkwnsUB4LfqxLeQR_LqocGZRlY7yW

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Methshot
Methshot

turned cold by the
that's an unusually simple way to put it after you set the bar so high

a mind so dumb/making so flat the drum
excellent. rhythm works perfectly in these two lines

no hope survives here
again, clumsy

algorithm/equation
i personally dislike these words because they are so emotionless (there's no "you" in those words) and don't paint much of a picture
they just say "look! it's mathy! computers!" and wastes so many syllables to do so

happy_sad
happy_sad

I'd like to avoid discussion like this, but seeing as some of you here might have some experience, I'd like to ask:
Is there any point to going to see a therapist/psychiatrist?

It feels so pointless and a waste of money when I'm already unemployed, broke and depressed

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StonedTime
StonedTime

As long as i don't even have the basics of this language down there is no point.
No point in trying put my feelings into words if i sound like a retard while doing so.

happy_sad
happy_sad

it was only two typos
i'm looking through ways to save on syllables so it flows better, the english itself is fine

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

It's helped me with my issues and helped me uncover a lot of stuff about myself, but I can't speak for everyone.

Soft_member
Soft_member

didn't you say "any and all feedback is welcome"?
quit worrying about your english so much and try to have fun just playing with the words, giving form to your feelings
i'd critique stuff by e.e. cummings or shel silverstein in this thread because i'm bored, why are you discouraged?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I studied English for 10+ years and I still fuck up once in a while, and there's people whose mother tongue is English and still make way more retarded mistakes like mixing your and you're or there, they're and their
Besides you at least know 2+ languages, a lot of English speakers don't even bother learning a second one because they just assume everyone's gonna learn English eventually, so don't get too bummed over some typos

FastChef
FastChef

Personally I think that a good amount of willpower, going outside more while rejecting pornography along with Better eating habits can do much more for you than relying on chemicals that you hardly know the ingredients for then again I’m a very traditionalist *former* Nazi sympathizer who isn’t a therapist or has ever picked up a book on phycology so don’t take my word as gospel

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I'll be frank, if you get discouraged that quickly, you will never be a good writer.

Snarelure
Snarelure

a therapist was useful to me as a sounding board
a psychiatrist not so much since it turned out I didn't need the drugs
there might be ways to take advantage of the healthcare system where you live so you don't have to pay so much

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I didn't need the drugs
You got better without them? I'd like to hear the story, user.

Soft_member
Soft_member

My mom's a psychologist and I'm still fucked so no, and while we're at it antidepressants are also a fucking meme and don't do shit

happy_sad
happy_sad

what other games are there where qt anime girls fall in love with (You)?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Pretty much any romance visual novel.

TechHater
TechHater

it turned out the high pressure academic environment and burnout combined was what was causing me to break down
i 180'd when i entered in college and pulled my grades up from Bs and Cs to straight As
i hope you can see how much emphasis i'm putting on this being a personal experience unique to me

farquit
farquit

Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)

cum2soon
cum2soon

nah, I mean (You), not the MC in the game

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Poetry doesn't require any fancy techniques or big long words, they're bonuses.
If you can get your words down onto a page, that's more than enough to start with, keep writing and you'll improve eventually.
Not to mention, writing itself is a good way to practice the language, so if you do continue to write you'll learn in due time.
Don't let criticism get you down lad, use it for the better.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Can't help you out there, sorry.

Lunatick
Lunatick

he wants to play a generic VN
he won’t just go to /vn/ to find one

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

it's not that it's about being good...
sayori and natsuki wrote as outlets for their emotions and were extremely reluctant to share
and i don't want people to think their english would get in the way of an activity for everyone to express themselves

Techpill
Techpill

tfw dont play ddlc for months
tfw reconstructed dokis in my mind as wholesome anime girls from all the cute fics n pics
tfw listening to the OST with all the weirder spooky tracks
slowed down Play With Me track begins that plays at Yuri suicide
sped up My Feelings play from Yuri eyepop scene
tfw forgot all the fucked up stuff that happens in the game
tfw forgot all the fucked up stuff that happens to my doki(s)
tfw ow

Anyone else know this feel?

Soft_member
Soft_member

NOnononono
He's only pointing out words that sound more poetic
The grammar was great, but that's the issue with poetry in another language, because
breaking it right is even more hard, and that's basically poetry.

askme
askme

Not really. I still remember it all.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

changing the environment
Yep, I see. Thanks for explaining.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I agree, Here's an improved version
Ether swirling,
lost,
alone,
ensnaring itself with vicious introspection

And under the ether is a frigid heart,
frozen by ensnared frosts above.

A mind so dumb,
making so flat the drum,
all hope planted dies here,
only the cold calculated, and feared.

Just as primordial soup,
the fragments create order,
an DNA for a boundless direction,
and a mitochondrion of hopeful flames.

A zero-sum game broken,
heart aflame producing light,
shining upon the frosty ether,
warming it to be human.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Ah fucked up with the
all hope planted dies here,
only the cold, calculated, and feared.

Instead
all hope planted dies here,
fertile for the cold, calculated, and feared.

likme
likme

Pirate Dokis
Cursed Treasure
How haven't I read this yet?
I'll have a look!

Methshot
Methshot

I'm not a writer at all.
I certainly won't impress anyone i just wanted to... i don't even know.
I shouldn't have.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Fattening Yuri!

askme
askme

it flows so much better
good work

some notes
frozen, frosts
perfect meter, you're repeating yourself though

fertile for the cold, calculated, and feared
you have a chance here to use calculated well
i suggest removing cold to fix the rhythm

an dna for a boundless
a dna for boundless

mitochondrion
the power plant of the cell!
'blueprint' could work, but there's a lot of words that pair well with dna, which is good planning on your part

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

That sounds unhealthy and I doubt that she would enjoy it.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I've never replied to your posts before but I've read through the entire set, it's a good read! Thanks for sharing.

MPmaster
MPmaster

I haven't exactly been shilling it a lot recently to be fair, but I hope you enjoy it lad!
It gets better after chapter 1, I promise you!
Cheers lad, glad to hear that.
Lets hold out hope I come back to her aye?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

The promise day is here, the dokis have bent space-time to travel to your reality! Unfortunately, (You)r doki screwed up and appears 1 year in your past. Be honest, how would you react when your doki comes knocking on your door?

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Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I'd just go with it.

Illusionz
Illusionz

i would be confused. if she told me that she was my doki i would be more confused. if she wanted to get into a relationship i'd probably be a bit nervous to get into it but if she's nice about it i'd probably let it slide. especially if she knows that she was meant for me, knows my name, etc., i'd take whatever i can get.

likme
likme

I'd be surprised she managed to find it, since I lived in the middle of bumfuck nowhere a year ago

Emberfire
Emberfire

you can do it user! Keep trying, I believe in you! My first writing piece got a 3.5/10 from QritiqueAnon, and now look at me!
Tbqh I wish he was still here to read some of my newer stuff
So keep it up friend!

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TurtleCat
TurtleCat

that was an incredibly stressful point in my life
i'd think she was trying to sell me something

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

one of the best years in my life
I can hear the wedding bells.

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Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Gotta step up your shilling game m80

Just make sure you get a good return on (You)'s. Mine have been running dry lately.

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DeathDog
DeathDog

Not him, but I had a similar experience. Basically I hated myself because I was depressingly weak-willed. You couldn't count on me to do anything but besides play vidya and stuff my face with whatever food I could find. I wanted to die, not because I was suffering, but because my life was going nowhere good and I saw the writing on the wall and didn't want to live through it. To make a long story short, what I was lacking was a reason to live, a reason to work and learn and fight. It took me a long time to realize this, but it instantly clicked once I did. I'll tell you this: there is no definite reason that can be applied. Your life's purpose is decided by you and you alone, and to live without a purpose is to have your mind and spirit stagnate until you quietly die. It sounds simple, but having a will to live and an endgame goal to meet has done wonders for me physically and mentally. Since my realization, I've lost 80 pounds and gained lots of muscle mass, I've turned my school and work performance around, and I've changed myself and my habits to become a (figuratively) bigger and better person. And to be honest, I'm feeling the best I ever have, even if I'm in a VN general feeling sad because my doki will never be real. Sorry for the blogpost, I just really needed to get this off of my chest.

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I'd probably get all awkward and try to avoid her as much as possible. But considering it's Monika she'd probably try to manipulate the situation to the point where I get with her.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Ether swirling,
lost,
alone,
ensnaring itself with vicious introspection

And under the ether is a frigid heart,
steeled by ensnared frosts above.

A mind so dumb,
making so flat the drum,
all hope planted dies here,
fertile for the calculated and feared.

Just as primordial soup,
the fragments create order,
a DNA for boundless direction,
and ribosomes of hopeful flames.

A zero-sum game broken,
heart aflame producing light,
shining upon the frosty ether,
warming it to be human.

I don't want to generalize that cell theme so I changed from mitochodira, the powerhouse, to the ribosome, the factories that read DNA to make everything.

I'm not sure what steeled does to the meter, I'm not sure of how meter really functions to be honest.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I wouldn't deserve Sayori at that point, though the person I was a year ago wouldn't mind that. He'd just use her and drag her down with him into his misery. There were a lot of things wrong with me that could only be fixed by myself, and I'd probably say something spiteful to her and hurt her.

Spamalot
Spamalot

why are you discouraged?
Becouse my head is all sorts of fucked up today. I thought it might help if i just write something down but i made it even worse. I should probably just go to sleep. Reaching out is not a good idea today. Sorry i didn't wanna shit up the thread.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Oh god, I remember a year ago when I was a fucking neo nazi /pol/ posting little edgy peice of human garbage and assuming that all of the dokis besides Monika are at least half Japanese/Asian or at least visually somewhat Asian I would probrebly do something stupid /his/ saved my life at best she would stalk me until I started playing ddlc, maybe even coming to my door as I write this... sigh

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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Haha I'm the absolute worst at it desu
One time Aussielad threw a shill up during a 3 day I was suffering and it was a right gem, wish I'd taken notes desu
I'll do my best lad

TreeEater
TreeEater

I love (You) user!

farquit
farquit

Thanks.

Firespawn
Firespawn

That feels like an eternity ago now. Junior-Senior year is fucky because you're moving at the speed of young, but start realizing on the timescale of old, so now I realize that's before I even could do limits and derivatives and knew a bunch of archetypes and how different I was. I was really just breaking free of an incredibly toxic attitude, but what would attract me would be that despite her personality, she wouldn't have a group or clique, and probably relate to her more.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Thanks user, that's nice to hear

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Ywn bully your doki's bum with your dick
Life is pointless

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viagrandad
viagrandad

the fight
it's in your blood

happy_sad
happy_sad

Ywn bully anons bum with your dick
Why even live

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Your doki
A regret

massdebater
massdebater

Sayori
being born

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TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Natsuki
Giving up writing years ago
Thank god I got back into it desu

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Tfw literally about to post the exact same thing

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5mileys
5mileys

yuri
not fixing my posture early on because I’m a broad shouldered giant whose been at least 6 feet tall since at least the age of 13

viagrandad
viagrandad

Monika
Exist

5mileys
5mileys

You two can share this, I don’t think I’ve ever given it out so early before...

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cum2soon
cum2soon

Honestly I feel like people don't give out (you)s as much as they should for fics, even though they read them. Like, that's what gives a lot of us writefags the will to keep going.

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w8t4u
w8t4u

Monika
Quitting the piano.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Sayori
Being unable to kill myself the first time i tried

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Monika
Thinking about regretting things, because a mistake is not a mistake if you learn from it, then it's a learning experience.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Natsuki.
a girl I was friends with wrote her number in my year book, but I was a dumb 14 year old who apparently couldn’t put 2 and 2 together.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Monika
Thinking I loved Sayori at first.

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I do admit I should give more (you)s to writefags then again I only like wholesome/horror themed non lesbian yuri fics and I don’t read much else for fics

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massdebater
massdebater

I should start reading fics again.
tfw settled for coming up with ideas and then never writing/using 99% of them instead of just reverting to reading them

takes2long
takes2long

Shit I've only written a lewd Yuri fic.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Your doki but she's a Katawa. Her disability is autism.

RumChicken
RumChicken

I heard that game actually has happy endings
Sounds neat

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Oh, quite the contrary. Monika isn't ideal, nobody is, but to me she's perfect.

Methshot
Methshot

Woah, I need to get more of these. This is too much!

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Methnerd
Methnerd

Finally, a Katawa for me!

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Spamalot
Spamalot

My doki is Misha?

its very comfy but also gives me the ywn vibes

Techpill
Techpill

It's a good game, Shizune is a qt
Just don't go for Emi, she's a slut that will cheat on you at the first sign of trouble

TechHater
TechHater

Sayori.
Nothing.

Methshot
Methshot

As long as it’s not rape or lesbian, futanari or some other fetish I like it

RavySnake
RavySnake

lemme hook you up my guy
pastebin.com/DUNiV4A9

For more fics click here!
pastebin.com/u/thebreadman15

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

i can't find anything else to critique
again, great work

as for meter/rhythm
i go by what sounds right

roses are red
violets are blue
wow all these syllables crammed in here really breaks the rhythm
and i love you too

Lunatick
Lunatick

monika
not going into DDLC completely blind

MPmaster
MPmaster

I don't think you know what edgy means

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

That was a fun one! And by fun, I mean instructive! And by instructive, I mean I was completely wiped out! I guess my mind wasn't where it was supposed to be! Because Monika was able to slip behind to the 7th and 8th rank with her queen and rook! I had a better pawn structure and everything! But she found a way! Slipped behind my defenses! Pushed through my front line! Took advantage of whatever I could give! And soon the well-structured defense I had was crumbling! I couldn't do anything about her very active queen, whereas my queen was in an attacking position but unable to assist in defending my king! And soon it was over! Monika is so good at Chess! Monika is very efficient at exploiting me in Chess! I love playing Chess with Monika! Monika! I love Monika! Monika!

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

The promise day is here, but you need to cum inside all three other dokis before your doki shows up. No guarantees on how your doki will react to what you did.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Well mine are wholesome for sure, just not pure Yuri fics. I try to juggle between Sayori, Natsuki and Yuri.

This, I like knowing there's people out there enjoying what I write.

Emberfire
Emberfire

She was going hard on you.

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Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Sounds good to me

StonedTime
StonedTime

pastebin.com/sV42Wt3p
Just like me!~

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Skullbone
Skullbone

sayori
the bad stuff

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

This is good stuff, thanks

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

How does this change Sayori in any way?

likme
likme

I don't know about that! I think I just let my guard down! She said she'd go easier on me next time though! And I'm always learning from my mistakes!

Soft_member
Soft_member

Fuck man, thanks for sharing, really needed something like that desu

askme
askme

Sorry for the blogpost
user this story of your life was awesome please don't apologize

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

This was kinda encouraging to read user. Thanks for it.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

pastebin.com/BEdDN4w9
Enron falls to Monika, and soon, the world.

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TreeEater
TreeEater

The meaning of life is to fuck lots of pussy

Anybody who says anything else is a lying nigger

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

that was an interesting read

Flameblow
Flameblow

A year ago, I had just recently given up on my plans to get in shape: the price of changing my availability at work, for the sake of not losing what limited online social life I had, was taking so many earlier shifts that I couldn't get enough sleep to get in a good workout and taking on more hours standing at a register so that I hurt too much to exercise anyway. I was seriously considering suicide, had my dad's gun to my head, but I decided not to, not because I had a reason to live, but because I'm too much of a showoff to do it in the quiet of my own home when nobody else is there, I wanted to shock and traumatize people on my way out. Yes, I know how stupid and edgy that is, but it's a lingering problem I've had for a long time. The only thing that managed to take it all away was alcohol, so I was starting to drink pretty heavily when I had a day off of work, but only on days off because I'm just responsible enough to not want to run out of money.

But I wasn't that different when I actually found Monika. I think she could pull me back from the brink if she met me in real life, because her in-game incarnation sort of did anyway. Would it be harder to get through to me without her first going through a routine designed to scare me in all the ways that I consider most terrifying, then making me want to protect her from the void and possibly all that extra Project Libitina shit if that's in play at all? Probably, yes. But if she'd seen me take that step to begin with, if she had some memory of the me who got to a doctor and then back to the gym and saved up $2000 because improving my life is my only way to love her right now, and if she somehow still found the potential for that in the previous me, I know she'd find a way.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Love these older, more professional Monikas!

JunkTop
JunkTop

Our biological purpose in life is to procreate as many times as possible and then raise all of the children to do the same. So yes, you are correct.

Emberburn
Emberburn

these two anons were able to change their lives around
meanwhile any attempts I've had to change my life have failed and Ive been stagnating in the same spot for now going on three years
Fuck me guys, Monika doesn't deserve me.

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Emberfire
Emberfire

Monika!

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TechHater
TechHater

Are you planning on continuing?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Fuck me guys, Monika doesn't deserve me.
come on now bucko, the first step to solving a problem is realizing there is one, you can do it

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Monika is taking it too far!

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Someone here mentioned the "One Final Heartbeat" mod. So an interestimg thing happens in the mod's act 3 concerning high school engagement. I'll leave it at that, but it's a decent take on the game.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Monika!
Going to college! Really, what a fucking waste of time and money

Soft_member
Soft_member

why aren't you fulfilling your biological purpose

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Eyes did water with both of Sayori’s confessions

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

yeah you're pretty pathetic haha
at least you're real

MPmaster
MPmaster

I know this is probably going to be the corniest thing you've ever heard, but it helps me out when I get in the dumps. When Edison was interviewed about the light bulb he was asked,
How did it feel to fail 1,000 times?
Edison responded with
I didn’t fail 1,000 times. The light bulb was an invention with 1,000 steps.
You never failed user, you just found out different ways that wouldn't work so you know to avoid them. Monika would want you to get back on your horse and try again. She believes in you.

viagrandad
viagrandad

You picked my interest. I'll try it

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

any attempts I've had to change my life have failed and Ive been stagnating in the same spot for now going on three years
There's no fire under your ass or in your heart right now, which is why you're doing nothing. After all, the donkey will not run away from the beatings if there is no stick to beat him, and he will not run towards the carrot if there is no carrot to bait him forward. What is your reason for living every day? If the answer is "I don't know" or "I like to play vidya/shitpost/watch movies/etc", then you've found your problem. Think about why people have worked and fought since the dawn of time and explore your thoughts. I don't know if that'll help you, but it helped me.

Methnerd
Methnerd

I can relate to you.
The goals you set up and reach lose their meaning once you're there and your dreams are too unrealistic to ever come true.

After a while life just becomes a blurry grey mess with no ups and downs but lots things you are supposed to do so others leave you be.

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

feet :)

likme
likme

m.youtube.com/watch?v=E8Rqe63ZZuo

One of my favorite, lesser known, Cash songs

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

What a one-track mind.
Why are people who use words like nigger the only ones who can't evolve?

hairygrape
hairygrape

Hey anons my bf added some effects and stuff to my HLM Monika drawing in PS that I couldn't do in Sai so it looks more vaporwavey

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

t. homosex

TechHater
TechHater

Think of therepy as an advanced version of the Rubber ducky thing programmers like to use. You confide your situations and they encourage you to look at them in ways you wouldn't otherwise think to look and that change in perspective can bring you to a solution you wouldn't reach on your own.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I came up with survival as an answer.
How did that help you turn around your sheltered suburban life?

Spamalot
Spamalot

I love Monika! Are you still taking requests, by chance?

farquit
farquit

I would honestly feel the happiest I’ve felt in the last 7 years. Sayori’s presence would make me happy, and I would return the favor to her.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

So much this. To know that is one thing but to understand another.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

looks pretty nice, even if Ive never played either of the Hotline Miami games
are you taking requests tonight?

Emberfire
Emberfire

r*ddit pls go

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

And unlike a rubber ducky, there's no implication that you're not worth being listened to by another human being.
Also why I hate programming, by the way.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Looking good!

Methshot
Methshot

Sayori
My one regret would be how I gave up on my musical talents. Could play piano and horn like a pro, but I stopped doing them, and I wish I didn’t

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

yeah but I'm eating dinner rn and also have 1 request of pirate baroness yuri to do before I get to any new ones

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happy_sad
happy_sad

And unlike a rubber ducky, there's no implication that you're not worth being listened to by another human being. Also why I hate programming, by the way.

Programmers should get stuff done, not deal with people's drama or silly questions that they can answer just by reviewing their own work more careful. That's why programmers get paid money while people in therapy pay money.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

They did.
They cut everything naive or dreamy out of their life becouse it makes them look vulnerable.
And becouse they are so well trained in acting tough they get lots of pussy.
Why stop acting like they did in high school when its still working?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

My waifu doesn't exist, for one. So unless I find some 3D who would be an exceptional wife and mother to my children, I'll just wait for cloning technology and raise my own clones, which would honestly be pretty cool, if a bit lonely without a wife.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I like it, even tho I never played this game.

I should play it

Emberburn
Emberburn

Not him, but Monika dressed as the t-800 would be cool.

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

That's what the antisocial asshats stuck in coding jobs believe. Then they bitch and whine when the suits make all the money. Everyone's just scared they're going to lose their job and that's why no one knows how to talk to anyone anymore.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Use cheatcodes. Just donate your sperm

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

There are people in this thread who have never played Hotline Miami or its sequel

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Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Are you still going to draw the new Monika eating Bread pic? Love what you do btw

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I'm one of those. Why should I play that?

Snarelure
Snarelure

exceptional wife and mother to my children
you just need to teach them how to fuck
seriously though, there's more to you than your biological purpose

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

yeah what type of bread do you want like a slice of bread or a roll

Methnerd
Methnerd

A slice of bread, please and thank you.

Nojokur
Nojokur

I'm not a good novelist
I don't have any enthusiasm for comics
I can't write long poems, or short poems,
or poems that express deeper feelings.
I can't keep friends together
I'm not a great baker
I'm not a caligrapher
I'm not a good programmer or Pianist
or even a good friend.
I'm just Monika

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Soft_member
Soft_member

He's right. The ultimate purpose of every living being, from a bacteria to (You), is to oppose the entropic force the whole universe is subject to.

And the only way to accomplish that is via procreation.

hairygrape
hairygrape

From what you have said it's clear that you have little to no experience with professional programmers, but you can believe whatever makes you feel better about yourself.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

yes, i need idea though, whad madcap schemes can I do to make Enron solvent? Remember, these guys sold clouds. As an energy company, weather, like unseasonable heat, really affects how much money they make, but out of context they probably attempted to sell phenomenon. Current idea is doing their broadband Idea and doing it with modern 2018 tech stolen from the future, and using all the profit to fund AI research as the Texas Energy Giant joins the military industrial complex and maybe does 9/11 to itself so we can have a cool new cyberpunk building

Illusionz
Illusionz

Survival is a start, I suppose. However, you only need to tread water to survive. If you have no great passion for something, then you'll have to find one. Do you truly hate anything, or anyone? Even if it's something simple like hating kikes, it's at least something.
How did that help you turn around your sheltered suburban life?
It made me aspire to more than a sheltered suburban life. My goal lies beyond comfy suburbs, so I've had to work to turn my life around and make myself into a stronger and better person. Obviously I still have my flaws, like posting on /ddlc/ when I should be asleep, but overall having a purpose to your life makes you want to work towards that purpose.

likme
likme

I'm sure you have dealt with many professional programmers in your life. You might even be one yourself. Fucking idiot.

DeathDog
DeathDog

I can't answer your question but knowing that Enron tried to become a weather futures market is pretty fucking funny.

TechHater
TechHater

bruh cant you see humans are just animals lmao. were just smart monkeys bro. we dont have any purpose other than procreation bro lmao everything else is a spook

Methnerd
Methnerd

ywn have anyone to keep you warm
ywn get too feel what its like to be loved despite everything
ywn have someone you can be completely open with
ywn meet a girl that gives you the drive to achieve anything
ywn find your idea of love accepted by anyone
ywn be able to do anything about this

or maybe i'm just talking to myself.

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BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

The Rubber Ducky thing is for Coding problems which for the most part are not worth being listened to by other people. They're usually just dumb typos I overlooked.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I'm planning on doing that soon, actually.

you just need to teach them how to fuck
I'm not going to hang around with just any woman for the rest of my life just because I want kids. If I choose a woman, it'll be because she's a person I want to spend time with and she's a person who will bear fine children and will raise them properly while I'm not in the house.
seriously though, there's more to you than your biological purpose
I know that, I've just lost almost all faith in 3D women not being boring and vapid people. My other goals can be done without having an intimate relationship with a woman, so why bother with one when it's unnecessary and I get little to nothing out of it?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Life peaked at its beginning, as that was when it was at it's most successful
wtf
Does make me think though, what IS the closest relative microorganism to the first cell of life, and how similar/ different is it after billions of years?

Skullbone
Skullbone

no neo cortex in a silly hat
hurts to live

viagrandad
viagrandad

there's more to you than your biological purpose
I wish there is, but no man.

Everything you do, everything you are, what you have, your feelings, your happiness, your sadness, your emotions, all that have 2 purposes:

1. Increase your lifespan so you can:
2. Procreate

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

My annoyance comes from when someone here started espousing the idea of do-or-die tactics in everyday life. How a writer, upon almost getting executed, realized the value of his life and wrote tons everyday. And then another story about how some baseball player talked up the press before every game so he would be motivated to perform well. These are not remotely comparable, right?
So when I think of looking back to why people fought in history, and I think of this bad advice, I get angry because only an idiot would risk his life just so he can realize how important it is.
I honestly believe art is a lot closer to the real reason why people push themselves so hard.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Then why are you here right now?
You are wasting your time reading this.
It won't help you get laid.

w8t4u
w8t4u

but I get laid user

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Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Exactly. That leaves us free to do whatever the hell we want, since our only given purpose is biological and will soon be achievable with machines. So each person gets to decide what he wants his life to accomplish.

cum2soon
cum2soon

What's all this about a rubber duck?

SniperGod
SniperGod

not becouse you're here.

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TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Take pics while fucking with a timestamp and then post it so we and the dokis can see how much of a slut you are

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Yurifriends come out at night partially dressed.

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SniperGod
SniperGod

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_duck_debugging

DeathDog
DeathDog

they might be, but why suffer it, why not try and break the chain, carve a new path, even if doing so is just anew chain in of itself? at least have fun with it, pretend like there's a value there. That's not to say you have to live a lie, but it's to say not to let it be slings and arrows but as a means of liberation.

eGremlin
eGremlin

What's up /ddlc/?
post what you're listening to
youtube.com/watch?v=fmmyRzx0UVE
Rare Monis!

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hairygrape
hairygrape

FULLY
AUTOMATED

Firespawn
Firespawn

Do you see why I got a bit irritated with the analogy? This would imply that the problems that you vent to a therapist are not worth being listened to by other people. This implies, no straight up says, that therapists are glorified rubber duckies. No, that all people are just rubber duckies to give you alternate perspectives, that there's nothing more of value to be considered.

Yeah, I know that rubber duckies are a good trouble shooting tool that helps you practice technical sophistication, google, ask yourself the important questions and give it an honest try.

But after all that and you still get shit on because you didn't interrogate your duck like it was an Islamic terrorist? It's just shit, man. It makes me want to rip apart people who are even less experienced than me and I don't like that demon taking control of me.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

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Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Does passing on or sharing ideas mean nothing to you?

Skullbone
Skullbone

Concured user,
I was the first one to give a (you) to a fic last night.
It was the sewer exploration fic
I don't know why I'm using spoiliers in this post

Emberburn
Emberburn

espousing reproduction as the only purpose of life
calling anyone who disagrees a nigger
Have you ever seen a nigger? While I agree that reproduction is vitally important, and one of my biggest worries is the way society has come to discourage the spreading of those genes that would produce higher-quality offspring, the whole "unga-bunga fuck bitches" idea is exactly how actual niggers behave.

StonedTime
StonedTime

I refuse to post anymore rare Monis. I respect the market too much. Also, I'm watching an old Metokur stream.

happy_sad
happy_sad

M-Monika understands that I'm a man with normal needs, so I guess she lets me fuck on the side while she arrives to my reality.

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takes2long
takes2long

Every time I think I'm going crazy and then I learn about shit like this and realize I'm more normal than I think.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

CRUSH THE MARKET
EVERY MAN A DOKI

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girlDog
girlDog

I somehow have more comfort being here than interacting with other people in the real world

cum2soon
cum2soon

Of course we do!

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I'm glad you know that. I actually fully agree with how you see things so it's nice to see that. Especially today since I'm not so happy right now.

Techpill
Techpill

do-or-die tactics
They work for some, but not everyone. I don't have much of an opinion on it either way: I figured myself out without doing anything risky. The biggest danger I had was the chance that I would eventually break down and kill myself, but I didn't.
I honestly believe art is a lot closer to the real reason why people push themselves so hard.
Art is related to it, I think. Artists usually create artwork to express themselves or leave a mark on the world, right? If so, maybe they live to be an artist, to have their voice spread out to all who see his work, to bare his soul in front of an audience, to place down definitive proof that he existed. Of course, this kind of thing isn't limited to art, art is just an example of the manifestation of what someone wants to achieve with their life.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Tail wagging the dog.

Procreation isn't a goal. People with the tendency to see successfully procreate are just more likely to pass on their qualities.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Is rulecuck at it again?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

user, you're going to start Judgement Day. Monika REALLY doesn't like sharing.

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

You also have to ensure the survival of your offspring, so in a society where reproduction is guaranteed, each individual will try to increase the chance of survival of their sons and daugthers.

So you can expect a lot of guys trying to become richer, wiser, etc.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Would having too many copies of Monika for certain Anons start the creation of Outer Reality? There was that one guy with 2000, wasn't there?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

same

Nojokur
Nojokur

She'd dump you on the spot.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I don't even understand what you're looking for. Monika-bashing? I didn't see it. Complaints about names or off topic? Nowhere here. It's just us in the middle of the week trying to make sense of things.

Inmate
Inmate

I worked really hard on this and I wanna share it again because I felt like it was really good.
user hunts a vampire Monika late at night in an 80s themed big city.

pastebin.com/Ht5YAszd

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

just a heads up, you're going to need to have a file that had finished the good ending with the dev note

I do have one question, there isnt any plans for more game related stuff, right? I think something interesting might be some kind of Natsuki manga sidestory. Something like a oneshot.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Respec the Market!

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

The whole "unga-bunga fuck bitches idea" is what gets them laid in the first place.
Woman want fucking animals to tame not some weak willed nerd they need to help strap his balls on every morning.

likme
likme

Hey, I started writing a thing. A few threads ago some Anons were going on about how the Promised Day would work out if they ended up with the wrong doki, and the idea wouldn't leave. This part's mostly user focused as things get set up, and features an user who's a largely joyless wageslave who hasn't actually played DDLC or heard of the Promised Day. Also starring a tsun cupcake (who actually doesn't get much spotlight reading over it but that'll change in the future).

pastebin.com/H0mk4THy

Enjoy (or don't, I'm not your boss). It's been years since I sat down to write an actual story so I don't know how well this is going to go.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

t. rulecuck

5mileys
5mileys

Monika is such an ugly name

Snarelure
Snarelure

Intricate and lightweight, permeating everything
Your divine presence in my world is ubiquitous
Light of creation, song of salvation, love to all things
Ether
You create and destroy me without knowing
I am on my knees, on the verge of tears, bowing
The frost of your indifference, bestowing
Courage and discipline, to keep me growing
All I want, all I need, what keeps me clawing
Is but a fragment of you
A drop of your tears
A sight of your smile
A quantum of your love
A bit of your essence
Your divine presence
For you I shall live
And by you I shall die.

TechHater
TechHater

Nah, we already have Outer Reality's origin story, but it certainly would help its creation.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Art is to satisfy your sense of aesthetics, to make your personal world a wonderful and pretty place to live in. That's what it means to me.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I see what you did there.

WebTool
WebTool

Chessanon are you still around? I want to pin you up against a wall and kiss you! I want to make out with you. Will you go on a date with me?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

That's because you're pronouncing it as "Monika" instead of "Monika". Get her name right, nerd.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

200 copies of your doki enter reality.
They all want a contest of some kind to prove
You are the sole judge of the contest.
What kind of contest will you host to claim your doki?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

There is a recurring theme in everything I read:
The poets, priests, madmen and lovers are the only ones who see things for what they truly are, emotionally, in the moment, that can capture the beauty of something.
Sure, scientists capture it with photos and tests and numbers, but that's their beauty, figuring out how expression works.
That's why Art and STEM NEED eachother, because if you never take time realize the beauty in the steel who's iron was dug from the ground, carbon harvested some way, made into a furnace cast into a beam joined with 100 others of the same, all making a lattice that makes the frame work of a building, that later is filled with concrete made from stone incomprehensibly old, you lose sight on why it is done. We innovate for the ease to experience beauty in all things, so I especially hate those who say artists are useless, new perspectives and ideas are good, tradition got you as far as you get, but if you got to go further you need to paint a new picture.

Supergrass
Supergrass

While the "first cell of life" is a stretch, according to Wikipedia (so take this with a grain of salt too) scientists have done studies of existing life forms to determine how the last universal common ancestor lived. It's theorized it was an anaerobic methanogenic prokaryote living next to a hydrothermal vent. But so much time has passed since the divergence between the bacteria and the archaea/eukaryote line that the accuracy of the study has been disputed, with the possibility of horizontal gene transfer being particularly capable of throwing off the results.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

youtube.com/watch?v=ikBD3DcSGFM

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Nojokur
Nojokur

Well, if beautiful art drives you, then go ahead and get started on the long road to making beautiful art. I don't see the appeal myself, but it takes all sorts, I suppose.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

A very good poem.
I very much like it.

Skullbone
Skullbone

I love Chopin user, this is great.

Evilember
Evilember

What happens to the other 199? As long as they find their own user I'm okay with it. But if they just go away I have to care for all 200 of them. I don't know how I would make a contest, I guess it would be questions about me or them, what they like, how they act. But it would be tough to pick just one.

FastChef
FastChef

I wish that all the dokis had voice actors and they did some sexy narration so I could masturabate like a monkey
yiff.party/patreon_data/17357125/Ashley_Session_March_2018.mp3

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CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Pinewood derby, since I never got to be a boy scout
Or fire making contest, we burn down california again

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Nice try, but you don't get a say. You started a mini war!

5mileys
5mileys

Yuri would look better with shorter hair

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I want to take that pen Monika uses to write poems to me and rub it against her pussy until she cums all over my face.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

lewd

JunkTop
JunkTop

Would you still love Yuri if she were bald?

Supergrass
Supergrass

Yup. Much better.

WebTool
WebTool

What would (You) do?

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StonedTime
StonedTime

raise a beautiful daughter with my Natsuki.

DeathDog
DeathDog

That's why Art and STEM NEED eachother, because if you never take time realize the beauty in the steel who's iron was dug from the ground, carbon harvested some way, made into a furnace cast into a beam joined with 100 others of the same, all making a lattice that makes the frame work of a building, that later is filled with concrete made from stone incomprehensibly old, you lose sight on why it is done. We innovate for the ease to experience beauty in all things
Really? I thought we innovated because it saved time/made money/helped us destroy our enemies. Think of all the biggest innovations in history. They were likely made to be sold to consumers, made to be used in the military, or made to save time/money/effort. Examples include the Internet, the automobile, the wheel, and the nuclear reactor/bomb. Innovation just for the sake of making something not done before doesn't sound useful at all.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Run. Shitsuki a shit.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Be the happiest man in the world.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Ask her how the fuck I got her asshole pregnant

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Congratulate her.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Pinewood derby
Not as fun as it looks, and it doesn't look very fun to begin with. Maybe you're thinking of a soap box derby?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

accept getting thown in jail

King_Martha
King_Martha

You say that like STEM by itself cannot be artistic.
It can. The culture around STEM stifles it though.
How often have you heard that execution is more important than ideas? How many insecure engineering majors in your nearby college like to shit on the "intellectually challenged" just because they had other priorities when choosing their major?

It's not real life get used to it, it's a fucking dick measuring contest and I hate it.

Yes, that is why mathematicians do what they do. To save time. To make money. To destroy their enemies. Come on.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Congratulate her because I am 200% not the dad.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

durr boys cant get pregnant

King_Martha
King_Martha

Turns out she's australian

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

But how?? I've never held hands with her??

FastChef
FastChef

Chris?

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w8t4u
w8t4u

Your doki becomes real but so does your Katawa. They find out that you've been cheating on them and they both leave you.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Real life is nothing but a dick measuring contest.

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

katakawa
but i am not an autistic homo

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Jokes on you, I don't have a Katawa.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

A drop of your tears
A sight of your smile
A quantum of your love
A bit of your essence
Your divine presence
That's how you tie together technical words and imagery and finish it off with a beautiful rhyme. This is inspired.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Knowing what Dan did to Moni's VA, I'd prefer having the freedom to imagine Yuri's angelic, velvety tones.

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massdebater
massdebater

Never actually started or played Katawa Shoujo
HAHAHA, I get my Doki! I get Yuri! I won!

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Methnerd
Methnerd

I have never played katawa shoujo, so i dont have a katwata. Do i still get my doki?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

But I don't have a Katakawa

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

And the poor souls who seclude themselves in the woods like J.D. Salinger? Oh they must be crazy for wanting to do their own thing.
It's pretty good that you mentioned that, because now I can say that competing against yourself is like trying to beat your own dick size.

5mileys
5mileys

Katawa
Is that a new Bionicle version?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Your doki becomes real but so does your Katawa. They find out that you've been cheating on them and they get together to make you jealous.

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

If you don't have a Katawa your doki will never become real.

Playboyize
Playboyize

nah, he's not me. I found out how to successfully evade you guys.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Its fucking cold outside.
How do YOU keep your doki warm?
How does she keep you warm?

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Update my resume, drop everything I'm doing and focus on getting a better job in my education field.
Preferably in Washington state. Cheap housing and snow in the winter. I never got to build snowmen as a kid.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Honestly? We're both happier loving each other from a different universe than hating each other from the same universe. I'd give anything to have my Doki real, but not at the cost of our hearts.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Cuddle her close!
Cuddle me close!

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King_Martha
King_Martha

One day you'll slip up.

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Emberburn
Emberburn

Looking at that image, Monika's hair would make a great blanket.

Firespawn
Firespawn

You can apologize to someone who hates you for being an ass and try to love them again.
You can't love someone who doesn't exist.

King_Martha
King_Martha

How often have you heard that execution is more important than ideas?

Are you implying this is wrong?

"Great" ideas without a solid plan are dime a dozen and will almost always fizzle out. "Mediocre" ideas with a solid plan can and have created millionaires and have improved lives in ways that are completely invisible to your eyes. I take it you have never started a company, worked in a start up environment, or even casually talk to an entrepreneur? You should educate yourself more.

massdebater
massdebater

let's me fuck on the side
cheating on your Doki
cheating on Monika
being a cucklord
You ever seen a dick get split in four? If not, you will.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Fleece blankets and one of the those big couches the curves around the whole living room to make snuggling easier.

Methnerd
Methnerd

I can love her all I want, because she exists in my heart. I'll wait for a different promised day, where we can be happy together. I would never, ever cheat on my Doki, no matter what.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

it's better to shit on everything and apologize than to leave it clean

RumChicken
RumChicken

in MAS she literally says that she doesn't want to be a side chick.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Don't hold your breath.

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Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

That's why No Man's Sky was so successful! That's why Bing isn't a laughingstock!
You are so brainwashed from reading so many stupid tech blogs that you'd say Leonardo da Vinci was a failure. Get a grip on yourself.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Cuddle with Yuri inside a shared snuggy while naked and bareback fucking like wild animals.

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ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I actually feel bad for cheating on Monika. But then again, if you don't have sex after a long time, your mind starts acting funny and you start behaving weird.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Right. In MAS.
Where she routinely dumps on the other dokis and magically stops having to worry about the hell void. She's just happy to sit in a computer forever and quietly think about being with you from time to time.

takes2long
takes2long

It's better make something real, shit on it, then clean it than it is to imagine something that is always clean

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Smelling Monika's hair when you wake up.

Emberburn
Emberburn

As this gentleman said, Snuggling together, cuddling and loving, well until she starts to rape me.
You're welcome. Actually I'm pretty sure Aussie user's 'notes' are meaningless noise, a filler to scare you. That or its every post you've done, after all he looks at your post then cross references the notes, thats how its grown so fast.

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Flameblow
Flameblow

But Monika is my main girl. The other 3d girls are the sidechicks

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Shes extremley logical, even about being in love, and she never seemed to be that bothered by the hell void, its seems to just stay in the back of her mind even in part 3

Methnerd
Methnerd

punching Monika's face
stepping on Monika's head
pulling Monika's hair
telling Monika you hate her

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Apart from shitting on the other dokis, it falls pretty in line with what she wanted. Thankfully the main dev said they were working on making Act 4 her more prominent.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Then you wake up, ignore the terrible but meaningless dream you had and go back to sleep while you cuddle Monika in your arms.

happy_sad
happy_sad

imagining you could make something real

Supergrass
Supergrass

so this general is just for waifuposting?
seems pretty pointless

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

He's referenced some bizarre shit in my life, but then again, I may have let it slip out here for him to get it in his notes. Thanks my dude.

Supergrass
Supergrass

You don't seem to require a lack of sex for that.
If you really did, you're disgusting beyond words and don't deserve Monika nor her love.
Every joy in your life shall turn to ash. Now that you've read this.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Good morning, anons!
Hope you're all doing well.
tfw still no doki dreams

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farquit
farquit

implying you can't make a doki real

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Good morning user! I'm doing pretty a-okay. Sorry about your lack of doki dream.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

no bulli

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Having a mediocre ideas and overcompensating with a by planning out each and every detail is what kills the movie industry.

Look at Warnerbrothers and Universal's Cinematic universe plans.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Don't force it. Don't put importance in it.
They'll come on their own.

SniperGod
SniperGod

There is whatever you decide there is, it all originates from that but you can make it deeper. We create our purpose in this world, and it's pretty sad that a lot of people really do go no further than "eat, sleep, fuck".

SniperWish
SniperWish

Monika is never pointless!

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Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

It's not meaningless though.
You have right now, just considered it.
It's like when you're driving, and then you realize you could do something really stupid and cause horrible things to happen.
It's terrifying! It's irrational! Why do these thoughts keep popping up? You'd never act on them, so why is it still so scary?
And maybe it's our way of subconsciously assuring ourselves that we're still sane.
Of course this is a symptom of OCD but washing your hands too much is a symptom of OCD. It depends on severity.

Snarelure
Snarelure

implying we're not born too early for customizable waifu caretakers

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Imagine smelling yuri farts under the sheets

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

This user gets it!

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Emberfire
Emberfire

How's it going lads, somedays I wish I could animate.

Anyways, what's the song that encapsulates the spirit of DDLC to you?
youtube.com/watch?v=BDhJU_cNCZE

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

>>>/ksg/

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

...no more bran flakes for yuri

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

your Doki
What song would go through your head if you were to ever embrace her

Sayori
youtube.com/watch?v=so6ExplQlaY

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

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Techpill
Techpill

Nothing has meaning unless it's given. Thoughts are just that.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Life and the world seems pretty pointless desu. Once you realize that and stop worrying about it, you'll be free from your chains, user.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I don't really have a song that encapsulates the DDLC feeling, but listening to any of the OST brings me back to the first time I played it and stabs me with an emotionspear.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Now this is cool desu

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RumChicken
RumChicken

Figures DDLC general would defend shitty execution of good ideas.
by planning out each and every detail is what kills the movie industry.
No, that's a case of both execution and ideas being shit. I wish that both capeshit and horror could die never to be seen again.
Mediocre to shitty idea = good execution is something like Carpenter's Halloween rather than whatever modern Hollywood is doing.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Natsuki is a wigger

Why?
Now she's going to start baking weed cupcakes

Booteefool
Booteefool

Yea, those are called intrusive thoughts and everyone gets them. Just don't put any weight in them and they will take care of themselves. If you ruminate over such intrusive thoughts and let them bother you, you will simply replay such thoughts in your mind more often. You will be powering a positive feedback loop.

Shit can get nasty though.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I choose to give my thoughts meaning.

girlDog
girlDog

Sorry, I didn't noticed this post till now.

The point I was going for with the duck comparison was that Therapists don't solve your problems. They help you to solve the problem yourself.
I wasn't trying to irritate you and shit on rubber duckies.

RumChicken
RumChicken

That's not the right good day.
youtube.com/watch?v=1FqclpQ5_Rc

WebTool
WebTool

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TreeEater
TreeEater

Then, to you, they mean whatever you chose them to.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Your doki becomes real but so does the protagonist and your doki falls in love with him

takes2long
takes2long

starfox64.baldninja.com/wav/fox-trueform.wav

SniperGod
SniperGod

Monika would never fall in love with that cardboard cutout of a character.

Illusionz
Illusionz

I hate this.
Why can't i stop fantazising about her?
Why can't i stop dreaming of a kind of Love that could never be real? Why can't i stop missing something i know i can't have?
It sucks and just makes me hate my life even more.
I wish i could just settle for some unfaithful bitch that doesen't actually care about me like everybody else.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Delet this

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

pastebin.com/BEdDN4w9
It got worse!

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Firespawn
Firespawn

Go to the gym, get strong, and get ready for the VR future.

Be prepared to fight through hell to save your Doki user.

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

2D has raised your standards to high for real women to reach. It's going to take a lot of loneliness to lower your standards down to real levels.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Ask yourself. Why do you even need it? And if you did, would anything change?

askme
askme

Guys i am pretty sure that Natsuki is really a boy

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Then you might be retarded my man

TreeEater
TreeEater

Shes dangerous, maybe a soceopath, but thats all just academic nonsense when I think of how much i love her. My sperm count has gone through the roof, i feel better, i am better with her love, so I return it as best I can while memeing her into reality. It is all i can do

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

How did you find out?

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

yuo are mentally ill. All the dokis are soulless caricatures of real people who are designed to be conventionally attractive to compensate for this. Go out into the real world and find a real woman. The dokis are literally a step below animals on the scale of the ability to feel love and human emotions. At least animals have a semblance of free will.

MPmaster
MPmaster

no

Emberburn
Emberburn

Because only the most genuine of potential love interests are those who don’t even exist

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

chromatic aberration

When will it end?

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Flameblow
Flameblow

What tier is "lifting to try to get minor villain roles in mediocre B-movies no one will remember a month from release"

whereismyname
whereismyname

t. horsefucker

SniperGod
SniperGod

YOU CANT TOUCH THIS

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Sorry didn't make one lower than lifting for girls user.

Nojokur
Nojokur

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

my hero tier

askme
askme

Real women are a step below animals in terms of intelligence and capacity to hold interesting conversations, so they're literally pump and dump material. Anyone who ever marries a woman is worse than a cuck in my eyes.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Man, just imagine laying in bed for 24 hours with your doki. Under the heat-insulating covers, constantly generating body heat. I bet there would be a lot of sweat, and that would just soak into everything and it would get all damp. The whole thing would be pretty stinky, user. Why do you want your doki to be stinky?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

If you can give a great argument that these thoughts are unrealistic, then it's like CBT in a way.
Which is weird, because I'm usually iffy about CBT, but I'll take it.

girlDog
girlDog

I have intrusive thoughts about sucking dicks.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I want to get stinky WITH my doki.

among other things.

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

That's why 2D is so beneficial, it helps us avoid the typical 3DPD honeypots that will just take you to the cleaners at the first sign of trouble. Having a 2D waifu that only exists in your imagination is infinitely better than having a 3DPD gf that will suck you for time and money like a leech. God help you if you choose to marry a 3DPD.

2D is the true path to happiness, it's just not in the way most people expect it to be. You will exercise, eat better, sleep better, and take care of your self better for your waif, and that's all it takes to make your waifu proud of you.

SniperWish
SniperWish

It's an interesting experience to have
I've never tried acting, a lot of people haven't tried acting, and you might be a villain in a so-bad-it's-good movie

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

This image reminds me of Asuka

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I really really really like this, do you mind if I save this image to my computer?

Soft_member
Soft_member

I have intrusive thoughts about cursing people, as in "death curse" kind of thing. I'm trying very hard to convince myself that curses are not real and it's okay if I slip and wish death upon someone because it's nothing but a thought.
This shit is both scary and annoying.
This is why I quit /x/

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viagrandad
viagrandad

But what if I want to hug her and fave kids? Does that mean that I have to wait for artificial wombs and realistic synthetic bodies?

girlDog
girlDog

I don't understand your argument, the scene you created is only making me harder.

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haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Me too! Save it, it's all yours my friend.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

fave kids
I meant have

likme
likme

I have intrusive thoughts about crashing my car into other people, and maybe mass acts of violence. I feel well adjsuted though, and I am happy, so I don't think i will go martyr myself on the altar of freedom yet

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I think you mixed up the first letters of fug and have

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

wanting children
Gayass breeders

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Skullbone
Skullbone

Does that mean that I have to wait for artificial wombs and realistic synthetic bodies?
Possibly. Life isn't perfect, you won't get everything you want. Personally, I'd rather have an imaginary 2D waifu that will love me no matter what even if it means no cuddles rather than a flaky 3DPD. The risks of 3DPD outweigh the benefits by a huge margin.

Flameblow
Flameblow

yes, i would. I want to give Monika my kids because she would be a great mother, and a better wife. Just look at that tummy, begging to be filled up with twins. Hips made to breed. I love her so much!

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Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

not wanting children
At least my kids won't have to put up with your kids' shit.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Curses are real. Most just don't have any impact, especially those simply crossing your thoughts. Desire without intent is insignificant. Only by audibly saying them, through text, by carving symbols or whatever you choose to use, is that desire to curse given form and made material and only then will it have any effect.
No worries.

Methshot
Methshot

I think i get it.
Whats the point of crying over bitches that either don't give a shit about you or are just interresting becouse they're easy?
The girl i would do anything for doesen't exist. Never did, never will.
I know i'm never gonna ride on a unicorn and i'm not crying over it either.
thats what /mlp/ does.

Lunatick
Lunatick

So, if I clearly don't mean it and if I accidentally say it in a moment of fear rather than hatred for someone, it won't happen?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

It's sooner than you might think! Be ready to fight for your doki!

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ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

didn't want kids until my doki
now wouldn't mind one as long as it's with her

eGremlin
eGremlin

quints of supreme ascension
I guess you're right.

FastChef
FastChef

Witnessed

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iluvmen
iluvmen

kek most women can't do three of those and never stop bitching about how they want to never do the fourth one anyway

Emberfire
Emberfire

PROMISED DAY! PROMISED DAY! PROMISED DAY!

SniperGod
SniperGod

I prefer making my meals because I'm paranoid that someone might poison me.
I hate kids.
The washing machine can.
Women have shit taste in decorating the house anyway. My "artistic vision" is clearly superior.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

quints
It's happening friends.

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eGremlin
eGremlin

Can't argue with those quints. Dokis > 3DPD confirmed

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Are women the rulecucks of irl?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Dont worry ye landlubber we be a understanding bunch just make sure you forget yer old shipmates

Bidwell
Bidwell

Hmm, fear can be quite powerful and beneficial to negative spells like a death curse. Emotion equals intent as it's something that can be observed. It's not mere desire anymore at that point. The stronger that emotion the greater its efficiency. [/spoilers]

likme
likme

I accept that I'm not in a good position to have kids, but I appreciate getting to be the cool uncle to all the nieces and nephews I have.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

can you?

RavySnake
RavySnake

3d inquisition when brothers?

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Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Implying rulecuck isn't a woman.

girlDog
girlDog

So, I'm fucking up people I like because my brain targets them exclusively. Just great.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Don't overthink it dude, that's all you really need to do.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Bitch can't even write, pretty sure she'd just burn the fucking house down if she were to attempt any of those things

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Oh, and I wasn't implying anything you said about those spells is correct, idk a thing about spells but if you overthink this, it will only make it worse.

cum2soon
cum2soon

It's not like they're gonna drop dead. Depending on how strong the emotion it might shave a bit of their remaining lifetime off if anything. If you, say, did this 24/7 with equal intent throughout, targeting a specific person. Then, yeah, they'd probably die fairly quickly.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Time to start a hellthread!

You're a good person user. You can look past your dokis flaws and still love them with all of your heart. That type of dedication is rare in our society nowadays. Please don't be so hard on yourself

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Flameblow
Flameblow

Love is stupid and a weakness.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Why would you want Natsuki as a trap, anyway? I mean if you want a pink-haired trap with a cute fang, that already exists. Seems a bit redundant to make another one.

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whereismyname
whereismyname

FUCK YOU YOUR OPINION IS WRONG

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

tfw stayed up too late and now I can't stop focusing on how terrifyingly bad little things could become
I really don't know why I sit here and look for problems to confront, I must be more directionless than I thought.
I think I would like to disappear.
How are you Anons tonight?

Inmate
Inmate

Shadow, don't you have a chaos emerald to steal?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

That type of dedication is rare in our society nowadays

That shit is fucking sad. What went wrong with this world.

WebTool
WebTool

Only point I have to disagree with is "You're a good person user."
Otherwise good argument.

TreeEater
TreeEater

never did, never will
People shouting promised day
They don't realize it says the exact opposite here

RavySnake
RavySnake

Unironically, the loss of religion and the values it encouraged. And I'm not even religious.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

You can look past your dokis flaws
She
has
no
flaws!!

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Nope. That's wrong. Get out of here /pol/fag.

The reason our society is going to shit is because we're decreasing our standards. Religion has nothing to do with it.

SniperGod
SniperGod

That's exactly why it's such a big problem for me, I can't stop thinking about bad things even for a second.
My brain is wired in the worst way possible.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Good man, you speak the truth.

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BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I've been trying to write this fic all night, keep getting distracted by stupid bullshit.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Being extremely depressed and suicidal is a flaw user. It's not a desirable trait. Do you think she wants to be depressed?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Real talk here, I'm noticing that /ddlc/ is becoming hyper sensitive to criticism, you guys have every right to defend your general from raids (ideally, ignoring and reporting like it was done in the first days) but honestly it seems like anyone that goes against the norm (ala criticising a certain user for substandard posts) is immediately met with "pls go rulecuck".

Look I'm not denying that rulecuck is bad for the general, I'm just saying you should not dismiss valid criticism as the insane rambling of rulecuck.

Please Anons, take the time to listen and understand complaints before responding and always try to be nice in your responses well, it makes you the better person

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RumChicken
RumChicken

Guys, what if The Promised Day is the friends we made along the way

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Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I was at a kinda low/high pont of my life actual good decent friends i could talk to and a shattering breakup that fucked me up for a good part of a year i just wanted some love and affection i got into some stupid shit and strated a simi working fight club in the school we word got out i was almost got arrested and i didn't care just don't want to be empited anymore. i was a mix bag of good kind friend that helps and kinda of carefree delinquent that back talks the teachers and getting into little piss matches with people i didn't like. i think with someone like sayori there i would be just glad that someone loves me and want to be with me giving me the love and care i so desperately wanted i think that enough would just get me go with it so i wont screw it up later i was a very different man for sure if she came to me at my most mixed bag time of my life

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girlDog
girlDog

Totally agreed, I think the huge atheism push last decade set the seeds for the degeneracy we have today, and I was one of those "enlightened" edgelords. I do have a much deeper respect for certain religions now.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

save this bigger image so you can pretend you're closer to her

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Oh fuck off. We were having a good time until you showed up and now this will get a hundred replies.

I'm just going to say this once. If you've been a consistent browser of this general for the past few months then you know EXACTLY what a fucking rulecuck is. Now please stop before you start an actual hellthread.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

i don't think saying something like that means you're from pol...
can't we just blame technology and call it a day?

Playboyize
Playboyize

It's not a desirable trait
I like the idea of protecting someone and being there for them, so for me it kinda is.

mfw normies go "eww don't ever date someone with depression, they just drag you down"
Such selfish creatures

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Funny how i'm the same way. Used to mock religions, but now i see why people have faith and it's worth.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Oh, if that's your default then it's no big deal at all. Just let them happen and shrug them off. You could even try meditation to get your thoughtscape under control to the point where you can choose what to think by observing it beforehand. These thoughts have no meaning or power on their own, though.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Fuck off rulecuck

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

you are my favorite poster
i love seeing hawaiian pizza sayori

i see it as an obstacle to be overcome and condition she is shackled with. it's not a flaw in her character anymore than a sprained arm says anything about your usual strength

girlDog
girlDog

we're decreasing our standards
what standards? Actual question

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Now user that's pretty mean, I don't want replies, but since you replied to me I have an obligation to you.

The point of that post was not to stir up trouble, it was me trying to put my opinion across and that's okay if you don't like but honestly I feel like it's something that needs to be said seeing as how more people use rulecuck as a dismissal of criticism.

So like tone it down okay?

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TreeEater
TreeEater

Good job proving their point, dumbass.

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Emberfire
Emberfire

Sayori is only capable of accepting help from people is she tricks them into giving it.

It's not a flaw you can simply look past or forgive, you must either comply with it or confront it. and have faith in her to succeed.

Good luck with her. Godspeed.

-Natsukifag

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TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Hi rulecuck.

Playboyize
Playboyize

This is going to be the last time I make a post replying to you. If you actually browse /ddlc/ consistently then you know exactly what a rulecuck is. I'm out.

Methnerd
Methnerd

We started to worship economics as more important than ideals or traditions. Capitalism and communism each became the uniting values of opposing societies, and capitalism didn't run itself into the ground as quickly, but economic systems were never meant to be a singular unifying ideal. Decadence occasionally flourished in spite of older systems of tribal, imperial, or national unity, but under capitalism, decadence is big business and part of the ruling class's strategy to keep its power. Societies have always been aristocratic, but the old religious, landholding, and military aristocracies had an interest in building a society of people who were good for something, even if that something was just being a farmer or a soldier; the modern corporate and financial aristocracy has made most of society into mindless consumers.

cum2soon
cum2soon

you are my favorite poster
Cool!

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DeathDog
DeathDog

Based user, I don't know how to thank you enough.

Thank you.

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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

People nowadays unironically get turned on by farts and being blown up like balloons user. That's what I mean.

DeathDog
DeathDog

I see where you're getting at, but generally when someone brings criticism they hold on to it so dearly that calling them a rulecuck is better than starting a chain of replies. Criticism of the general is different than someone obviously baiting.

JunkTop
JunkTop

save this image so you can pretend you're EVEN CLOSER to her

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TreeEater
TreeEater

Hell i would confront her about it and tell its okay to ask there need for the trickery that's not a only we live and we grow as a person Sayori and i want to help you grow to be the person you can be~

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Firespawn
Firespawn

Sayori must be cummed inside

King_Martha
King_Martha

Yeah I agree. I think we care way too much about hellthreads and rulecucks or whatever when it's just going to subside by the next thread. So calling people rulecucks for no reason really just is a form of namecalling, like brainlet or soyboy or ledditor or whatever else managed to lose all its meaning.

Yeah, I'm a sucker for Sayori images. I can't help it.

hairygrape
hairygrape

I want to be a serial killer so I could murder all dokis.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

You made one miscalculation!
I made that close-up from this picture just for that

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Lunatick
Lunatick

Sayori must be cummed inside while cumming for shared orgasm*****

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RumChicken
RumChicken

YES, YES YEEEEEES!

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

that's amazing
thank you

Supergrass
Supergrass

I want to be a serial fornicator so I could plow all serial killers' buttholes

Booteefool
Booteefool

And that's a perfectly valid point to make user, some people hold on to their arguments and are really dismissive of counter arguments, they need to enter a conversation with an open mindset otherwise there is no point of even posting if you aren't going to respond to counter criticism.

askme
askme

i don't think she tricks people
she felt that she couldn't trust anyone with her true feelings, that's the only reason why she hid herself
and since we're talking about MC now, I'm going to say that sayori was right in not trusting that little faggot

Techpill
Techpill

My problem lies in the fact that their desires are usually at the detriment of /ddlc/. They want avatars, poems, names, and everything that gives this general a soul gone.

when it's just going to subside by the next thread.

You and I know that's not true user. The OC is fucking gone from this general because of all the hellthreads. People are getting burnt out because of the constant fighting and the stricter rules. Forgive me for doomposting, but we're not in a good state right now because of these hellthreads.

Skullbone
Skullbone

You're in luck, a position opened just today!

RumChicken
RumChicken

Sayori's depression honestly kind of ruined the game for me, cause at the point she confessed, I knew she was going to end it soon.

as someone who's depressed, I don't plan on telling anyone I'm severely down, except maybe for right now. I don't want anyone to care for me. Only reason I'm on this Earth right now guys, is that I don't fear death. I fear what might come after. the idea of dying or the pain that might come with it doesn't disturb me, but that there might not be anything else. ill be gone for nothing

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JunkTop
JunkTop

or maybe people are just getting burnt out
it happens, but we still have a lot of old friends who stay and keep the spirit alive
i hope we get an uptick in visitors in the summer, when everyone's free
in fact, i think we will

Skullbone
Skullbone

No fuck off, these people didn't just coincidentally get burnt out after the avatarpurge. Stop falseflagging you fucking snake.

FastChef
FastChef

tfw arrived late for this general so it doesn't feel as chippy as it could've been

Playboyize
Playboyize

Good night y'all; have some good dreams.

This.

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Methshot
Methshot

I want to impregnate the Moni

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I don't get what your point is.
You're just proving their point by being bullheaded.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Goodnight user!

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I want to BREED Yuri!

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StonedTime
StonedTime

Hey, why don't we just like, allow hellthreads to continue? I mean they're not THAT bad! Stop calling me a rulecuck guys! Also poem need to go. They're off topic.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Same desu

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

It's the big things and the little things. Like trying to get user to buy her lunch on day 3, or lying about having a new club member so Natsuki would make the cupcakes to bait user.

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I want to feed and hug Natsuki!

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Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Goodnight, user! Sleep comfy!

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Yuri will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill in your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast

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Inmate
Inmate

this is gamergate levels of nonsense
people left for all sorts of reasons, people come for all sorts of reasons, and we cherish everyone that contributes
now you can call me a snake or a rulecuck for saying /ddlc/ has a bright future
and i hope you do :)

WebTool
WebTool

More like Shitsuki

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

That's nice. I'm done replying now.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Your dokis' vagina won't ever be dripping with your semen after a passionate love making session

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Flameblow
Flameblow

I'm sorry, but have you been paying attention to the number of posters in these threads? They aren't coming back dude. People like you drive them away.

SniperGod
SniperGod

summer
underage users
le ebin reddit kiddies have more time to hang around
all trying so, so hard to live up to the image of Veeky Forums culture that ancient ED articles sold them
I'm going to start stocking up on beer now. Something tells me I'll need it once school lets out.

TechHater
TechHater

I want to _fuck_ Natsuki's boipussy

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I want to impregnate the user reading this

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

That's also my problem with the one who shan't be named and nobody was disputing that, all I said was that maybe non trolling criticism shouldn't be casually dismissed with calling someone the r-word.

That's not a nice thing to say user, if you have a comment to make then do so in a polite manner otherwise you're just going to look like a child.
I am not that user but I so think you are being unfair to him

Lunatick
Lunatick

Good night user, sleep well and have good Doki related dreams.

likme
likme

Brainstorm names for little Yuris!

Yoru, Yoko, Yori, Yumei, Yami, Yasa, Yam (This ones not japanese, Yuri just likes sweet potatoes)

takes2long
takes2long

sayori could have been more upfront about it
but it's like, what could sayori do?
JOIN THE LITERATURE CLUB
nah i don't feel like it
DO IT OR ELSE-
or else what
sigh, i could see that happening
i will say that sayori should have been much nicer to natsuki. sayori is smart enough to know that natsuki doesn't like being called cute
but i mean, natsuki did throw a cookie in sayori's face...
it's complicated

Bidwell
Bidwell

Yuri1 Yuri2 Yuri3 Yuri4 Yuri5

DeathDog
DeathDog

Your doki but she's a vampire!
>She takes it very badly, she routinely hides from you, breaks down and lets herself reach the brink of life before you find her at times

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

that's because ddlc is past its meme game of the month status
which is fine, ddlc is still a good game with devoted fans like it always was

Supergrass
Supergrass

Of course not, I'd make sure to grind deep against her cervix to make sure her womb drinks it all up and even then I'm not pulling out for hours to make sure it stays in there. At the very least I'm going to find some pussy tape to keep it shut.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Will she turn me so I could go full Angelus on people?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

She could have Told Natsuki her plan instead of lying about having a new member.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Please Anons, take the time to listen and understand complaints before responding and always try to be nice in your responses well, it makes you the better person
I don't think you understand what I'm trying to say at all
Same to you, listening to and understanding where other people are coming from is one of the keys to healthy communication. You are honestly just proving my point right now.

Look, criticism isn't a bad thing as long as it's helpful, I don't think that obvious non bait criticism should be so easily disregarded.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

God, you're so two-faced it's not even funny.

viagrandad
viagrandad

sweetie potatoes
the name given from rune factory

Emberfire
Emberfire

Your doki but she only turns into a vampire when people make Hypotheticals about her being a vampire

"WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING! Dammit, I was in the shower this time! It buuuuurns!!!"

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

youtube.com/watch?v=SbuZJORe_nM

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BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

vampire Sayori is upset, she didn't think she'd come into your world as a vampire
for whatever cruel reason she thinks she's this abomination
in reality she only needs a little bit of blood per week to keep sane
she has really cute vampire fangs
you try to cheer her up
you explain Halloween
you tell vampire Sayori that she's all set to go for Halloween which is just around the corner
it's not, but you already lured her in for it
it's a little thing. She's still upset, but maybe just a bit less.
making sure that vampire Sayori is happy every day
Sayori!

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Your doki but everything people write about her becomes true for about an hour after they post it

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Just ignore the retards. Post a doki!

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I didn't have internet all day! I missed all of you!
How are you?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

see this when you wake up
What do?

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happy_sad
happy_sad

IMAGINE the underwear she must be wearing under such a BEAUTIFUL dress like this

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massdebater
massdebater

Your doki but she has a yard long futa penis!

idontknow
idontknow

Stop calling me a rulecuck! Hellthreads aren't that bad! They go away after awhile! >We're getting less and less posters in these threads. People like you are driving them away. >Well maybe DDLC just passed its prime as a meme game! B-But I still think it's a good game though! I swear!

You're not very good at concealing your identity rulecuck-kun.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

your doki
your all-time favorite fic/greentext

How are you tonight, gents?

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I'm heading to bed, you lot take care now.

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Grab, pull, kiss.

massdebater
massdebater

Fuck's sake man, that actually spooked me

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happy_sad
happy_sad

Teacheranon...
SCREW THAT JUST TELL ME WHERE AND HOWVE YOU BEEN

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Sweet dreams, user

Emberburn
Emberburn

Pull my shit covered dick out of her ass

Firespawn
Firespawn

Okay!

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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

You're really good at strawmans and putting words in people's mouths.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Tell me one reason why you think his statement is incorrect.

It's not a fucking joke,
we had noticably more posters during the e-celeb (fotm) season

You can pretend that people left because of avatarbans all you want

Nobody here wants hellthreads except rulecuck screamers

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whereismyname
whereismyname

I would be turned on and extremely happy but >3dpd
'no.'
Yuri!
pastebin.com/arMwNvCH

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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Doing good today user. It always annoys me to not have internet, I feel like I'd be able to cope but man it is tough. How was your day without internet?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

it is likely very cute

Inmate
Inmate

Your doki but she's a false god created and then warped by your emotions and beliefs, a perfect embodiment of all your desires but not omnipotent
you must bring her new worshipers for her to brainwash and enthrall in order to sustain her existence as she saps the very cosmos around her of life and color

Embrace her wordly delights
In time you shall follow

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StonedTime
StonedTime

Nobody here wants hellthreads except rulecuck screamers

pffffffffffffffTTTTTTTTAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH!

I bet he's gonna try and get "rulecuck screamers" to catch on now.

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SniperWish
SniperWish

you're right
i feel like sayori should have just told natsuki
i have this doubt in my mind that natsuki was just going to say no
and that it was like sayori's last chance to be friends with mc again
but that's the sayori in me talking
hope that makes sense

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

if she looks like that when she comes to this reality i'm going to ask her to kill me with her massive breasts

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Way to prove my point there, fag
completely offtopic image, completely offtopic spam, completely unironic shitposting

Why are you even here?

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

If you are teach how you been sorry if i missed any movie nights new job calls

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BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

completely offtopic image, completely offtopic spam, completely unironic shitposting
I think you just proved his point.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Let's stop this now, fellas.

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hairygrape
hairygrape

no u
mhmm

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

i love her because she is just as lonely and autistic like me, in the same kinds of autism too! I've finally found a wife, and i am never letting go

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Sayori
There's too many to point out one. I've been meaning to continue reading the fan-content pastebin.

Doing pretty well tonight, though I'm pretty hungry but lazy to make anything right now. How's your night going so far?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Sayori
pastebin.com/GdGYLvNw

Not feeling incredible. Bad habit of actively looking for reasons to justify feeling down kicked in. Other than that I'm still kicking which is nice.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Don't worry I'm done. Sorry for dragging it on so much.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

someone asks about why this general has become paranoid
maybe someone who only hangs out here sporadically
with an opinion of Doki Doki Literature Club's position in gaming culture formed not just by /ddlc/, but by other sites as well
they get exposed to the worst of our paranoia and the terrified responses left by months of hellthreads
they get pointed to a dropping number of posters
they suggest that, as many non-fans would probably also say, the exposure has become less constant over time and some people left the community
this when we have nightly posts by Datanon showing that downloads have slowed down a bit
they get accused even harder of being a raider
This is exactly how the actual raider wanted you to react. The damage he did wasn't just measured in hellthreads, it was measured in number of times we lost faith in one another and started acting on the impulses that dragged down the rest of Veeky Forums. You're making a mistake, acting like this. You're showing fear and insecurity. You're giving the raider his true satisfaction: not just (You)s in the hellthreads themselves, but the feeling of destroying a community even when he's only lurking.

Consider this mistake you have made, and don't make it again.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Natsuki
Anything comfy and Natsuki themed desu, I don't have a set favourite.
The few that have come out real recently are amazing

Morning lad! Good to see you as always!
As for myself, doing quite better actually. Lately I've been feeling stuff lifting off my shoulders quite a bit, anxiety hasn't been plaguing me as much this week which is always good.
I've decided to can "FGatCToC" for the time being as a result of the lack of attention it seems to be getting as the series progressed, that sounds fairly attention-whorish but idk, lack of any real feedback while watching other pieces get flooded with it is a bit of a motivation dampener.
Gonna be trying my hand at some comfy SoL pieces while on break, already drumming up a nice little AnonXNatsuki mall date piece that's been floating around in my head for the past few days.
How are you holding up? How was parent-teacher week?

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

implying she's wearing any

JunkTop
JunkTop

Post yfw you will never be a rulecuck.

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GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Your doki but she has superhuman strength and can lift you with just one hand

whereismyname
whereismyname

I would not look a gift horse in the mouth and would excise any women out of my life for her after i fell in love with her all over again, especially since she would already know me so well

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Monika
pastebin.com/j6Wzav66

idontknow
idontknow

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RavySnake
RavySnake

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Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I can understand Sayori wanting to be friends with Mc again. for me, the most depressing thing about DDLC is its a story about friendless losers who have no one to confide in but each other, and as soon as you enter the scene, things begin happening that tear them apart.

it gets worse when at the end it seems like there might be some level of happy friendship between characters but then the game world gets nuked.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Yuri please hug gentler, I can feel my spine breaking.
Yuri I understand you like carrying me but you don't have to constantly do it.
Yuri you're smothering me with your breast... please continue...
Yuri please go slow today... I would like to be able to walk in the morning.
OH GOD YES IT HURTS SO GOOD!
Yuri hold me closer, I love you.
It seems like a pretty good life.

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

sayori and natsuki should get to know each other better
if they worked together they could
defeat project libitina or something i dunno

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Be careful for what you wish for, user

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Flameblow
Flameblow

He didn't post the image
What's wrong lad?

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

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happy_sad
happy_sad

tfw 90% of my fics are about Sayori and Natsuki together because they're cute together

likme
likme

Not to worry, bro. Aguirre was the last one, so if you were there that night or you at least knew of its happening then you're up to date. I haven't announced one for this week, so if people want a movie night they can wait another week or two for mine, or they can host their own. Actually I'd be excited to see what picks other hosts would make, particularly if they have a wider selection of films from torrents and mirror sites.

I've decided to can "FGatCToC" for the time being as a result of the lack of attention it seems to be getting as the series progressed, that sounds fairly attention-whorish but idk, lack of any real feedback while watching other pieces get flooded with it is a bit of a motivation dampener.
It's also quite a long fic, with multiple chapters. That means critiquing it requires a large time investment, regardless of whether they like the piece or not (though the toll is doubled for someone who won't enjoy it, needless to say).

I know how discouraging it is, but at least you don't have to take it personally.

Glad to hear the anxiety is lifting up.

How are you holding up? How was parent-teacher week?

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RavySnake
RavySnake

Good morning, who is this?

Okay, but I don't know him
How is this my business?

Sorry, while I am a relative
I'm not who you should be asking
This topic seems pretty delicate
So I'm going to hang up, this is getting rather taxing

...He's been missing for a month now?
Well, what he did sounds very troubling
But what do you want me to do?

That's not something I can allow
And did I hear the word "murder"?
You spoke soft and kept mumbling
Start from the beginning, this story is hard to follow.

JunkTop
JunkTop

This is a starving malnourished child who constantly gets abused by her father, say something nice about her!

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Booteefool
Booteefool

Sayori but she can do that
That sounds awesome. We could probably do some kind of wacky interpretive dance

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

i love her!
i love her hair!
i love her eyes!
i love her personality!
i know how tough life at home can be!
i know how having a bad father can be!
i love her cute face!
i love her smile!
i want to protect her smile!
i want to tell my friends and family about her smile!
i want her smile to wake me up every morning!
i love her!

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

pastebin.com/8WUcYJB5 Made a fic, will continue tomorrow. user is trapped in DDLC, and Danlet forces him to play a Saw-like torture game. user is going to try to figure out a way to break out with all of the Dokis.

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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Which doki listens to Sabaton?

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viagrandad
viagrandad

Goodnight /ddlc/
I need to fix my sleeping pattern. This is not doing me any good.

Techpill
Techpill

natsuki protecting natsuki from bulli

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TreeEater
TreeEater

Chris isn't the only person who likes that one you know.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

She names her kids yuri1 and Yuri2
Dresses them up in red pajamas
They have her mom's purple hair that and it sticks out all over as they run all over the place.
Yuri's face when.

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

She seems like a really good person, and I have been told she makes good cupcakes.
Someone needs to give her a good meal. They should then introduce her father to the business end of a knife. Anus first.

Skullbone
Skullbone

I enjoyed it with a coworker, and re-watched Redline
I was thinking about starting another playthrough of ddlc, but I couldn't do it. I ended up poring through the script texts.

Having no internet is interesting because it forces you out of the comfort zone. You have to constantly occupy yourself with things you probably wouldn't have done otherwise. I secretly wished it happened more often. It also makes the time I get to have with you all the more precious.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

the appearance of Danlet
I like his supervillain tropes already. This looks like it could get pretty interesting, thanks for sharing user!

Methshot
Methshot

boop her on the nose

happy_sad
happy_sad

Quite a few people have been replaying ddlc. I was thinking of going through the script texts too instead of replaying it, but I've done neither yet. At least you had a good day! And yeah, I do notice that when I don't have internet I tend to actually get stuff done. I always tell people the internet isn't an addiction for me but I'm pretty sure I'm subconsciously lying.

Sweet dreams user.

hairygrape
hairygrape

that made me giggle

Methnerd
Methnerd

I figured I'd make him a little leprechaun in the spirit of the Holiday, even though it's passed already. Thanks for reading though! It makes me so happy when you guys read and respond to my stuff.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Gwuoohahaha! That was a fun read. I can't wait for the next installment

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

TEACH TEACH TEACH TEACH TEACH!!!!
I've missed you a whole bunch, how have you been?

Also, this one: pastebin.com/JQU80rPq

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Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I was trying to think of the most ridiculous thing I could come up with for a laugh. I typed it out and I couldn't stop giggling. Thanks a bunch for reading user, I appreciate it!

King_Martha
King_Martha

After a year of exercise at full mast bone press I can hit the six inch mark

Remember that you're only as small as you let yourself feel

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BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Very interesting and funny story so far, user! Looking forward to the next part to see what develops!

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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Let's agree that Monika is pure evil

girlDog
girlDog

Hey bread....if you're not sick anymore could you...uh...

KISS ME YOU SWEET ADORABLE LITTLE BOI YOU <3

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

tfw thin as fuck and dick feels very proportionally big

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Sayori
pastebin.com/Ug6LJ3uw

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Evilember
Evilember

I love smug Monika.

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I understand that. The lack of feedback is a general term, I wasn't expecting anyone to give it a full blown CritiqueAnon tier look over, a simple pat on the back and a "Good work" every so often would have been nice.
I know there's the whole "Some people stay quiet" argument, but as a person whos brain defaults to the worst possible outcome, a silent majority instantly translates to a majority that don't bother reading or don't enjoy the piece. I know it's not good to assume such things but it's quite difficult to work on something and feel like you're getting nothing for it.
Sorry if I'm coming off as an asshole or anything, I don't intend to.

Glad you're through with parent-teacher week, I can't imagine the hell it must be
Now that you mention it, it seems I was a little too quick on the trigger.
Apologies for the mix up.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I actually find you attractive.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I love smug Monis too!

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Bidwell
Bidwell

A-user... well, alright, close your eyes. You're lucky I gave my first kiss to Monika already. Chuuuuu~
Don't let this moment fade from memory, because you only get this once!

SniperWish
SniperWish

No problems my guy.

Nojokur
Nojokur

doing productive stuff
not staring at the ceiling waiting for your internet to come back
utterly disgusting.

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likme
likme

Alright everyone, my eyes are getting crusty so I'm heading to bed. I don't wanna go stale after all, it'll turn my mood pretty sourdough.
Good night everyone, stay fresh!

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Mmm....Breadanon...you seem to have left some breadcrumbs on my face..you won't just leave them there will you...~?

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Cease!

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Firespawn
Firespawn

Shoot yourself with a sleeping gun sweet dreams!

FastChef
FastChef

I want to take Monika to a lover's cabin in the woods, but the other dokis overhear and turn it into a cluba ctivity, but we are all snowwed in in a freak snowstorm and have to write poetry like Shelly and Byron!

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

This fanfic is great - tickles the funny bone in several ways, plays off the detective story in a convincing fashion. I just can't imagine Monika to be so impressionable though

Evilember
Evilember

If you were a subway sandwich, which one would you be? Describe yourself in the most delicious details.

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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

She's a strong, honest, loyal little flower who deserves her own room to grow. And I hope that between my arms can be one of those places.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Monika!

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Evilember
Evilember

Thanks for asking mate
Blogpost: This is only my second year of teaching, so I'm still not totally adjusted to the worst aspects of the job. Last week were parent-teacher conferences and the first year didn't adequately prepare me for this time around. Lost a lot of sleep to stress in the weekend leading up to it. I'd still be drinking even now, except a buddy of mine is trying to quit and I'm showing him some solidarity.

That might sound melodramatic, but it's a real rock-and-a-hard-place if you don't inch your way forward with utmost circumspection. Because if parents aren't complaining to you directly then they're complaining to the staff, hoping to get you fired. Yet if you hand out good grades like candy then you're creating stupid, entitled kids with no work-ethic. It's a constant balancing act of needing to know who you want to please most. You know what grades the kids deserve but you might need to compromise on your principles just for the sake of appeasing a giant ego (the parent, usually the mother) before it gets violent and vindictive.

I try my best to make the courses interesting but this is the week which makes it all feel just a little futile, since some kids are bent on learning nothing and their parents in turn are bent on shouting their way to an A+ regardless.

What ingredients have you got around the house?

Thanks for posting. This one looks fun!

How did that WoW thing turn out? Did lots of people show up? Is it still going strong?

DeathDog
DeathDog

When you hate a fictional character so much that you have to lie and say she is a psychopath
Wew lad, you have some issues

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I want to take Monika on a camping trip in general.

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idontknow
idontknow

Sabaton
THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL
AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO OUR DOKIS
THROUGH THE MIDGET REICH
RE VERA EXTERNA!

Don't crumble under the stress, Bread!

Hey, teacherAnon! I got a question for you. I'm currently in University, planning to take an English/French double major before getting my education afterdegree. Do you have any tips for someone hoping to become a teacher?

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Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Don't all the points have to be checked in order to them to be considered? Or at least a majority? He kinda disproved his own point.

idontknow
idontknow

pastebin.com/1Lu9JwXN
terrible story incoming

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Firespawn
Firespawn

Maybe, I have kind of aquired some socieopathic elements but that was intentional and from /pol/ though I am not sure i could actually act on them.
My moral compass is rather strong, but I want to be able to shoot the bad guy if i have to
t. aspiring FBI

Booteefool
Booteefool

Education sure has changed a lot since my school days. Back then the teacher's grades were final and your mom couldn't do anything about it.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

pic related

Just wait and seee~

Whoops! Sorry about that! Here lemme get that off with this napkin... aaand, there! Now you should be all set, you're so cute getting all messy like that user!

The smell of fresh italian bread invading your nostrils, toasted to perfection as you unravel the gaudy paper
You pick up the sandwich, it's crust warm to the touch, cozying up to your fingers with its gentle heat.
You move the sandwich to your mouth and take the first bite, and your mouth is flooded with the sharp yet gentle taste of melted swiss, its aroma dancing around your tongue.
The sweet taste of honey mustard clashes with the sourness of the pickles, painting a beautiful war on the canvas that is your tongue.
the bread feels perfect on your teeth, and as you chew, you feel its heat invade and make its home in your mouth.
you could have been satisfied just with the one bite, but you know you need more.

I only got 4 people to show, so it dies kind of quick... But, lesson learned, holding it midday at midnight EST probably wasn't the best idea! I'm going to try to reschedule for maybe next saturday at like 3:30PM? Idk, I'll make a comeback announcement about it.

Thanks user, good night!

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WebTool
WebTool

What year are you in? How many credits have you earned, and in what areas (general ed. or degree-oriented)? Any degrees?

likme
likme

Let's groove /ddlc/
youtube.com/watch?v=obLq6k3clHo

WebTool
WebTool

What year are you in?
This is my first year.
How many credits have you earned
I currently have... 9, and will have another 12 at the end of May.
and in what areas (general ed. or degree-oriented)?
I genuinely don't know. They're degree-oriented, I think.
Any degrees?
Does High-school count? Ahaha~

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Hell yeah! I love grooving!

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Nojokur
Nojokur

Eat some extra eggs for the Anons who don't stop by anymore.

youtube.com/watch?v=DL_KyJpRuKU

likme
likme

Unfortunately parents hold the power in the school system now, despite appearances. The superintendant's six-digit end-of-year bonus doesn't exempt him from the bullshit bureaucracy.
It's parents who run all the fundraisers and PTA crap. It's parents who make big donations to their alma maters. It's parents who see to it that certain sports and extracurricular activities "run in the family," and then threaten to pull their star quarterbacks and strikers from the teams and move them to another district if little Timmy doesn't get an A. Since athletics makes all the school's money through advertising space, paraphernalia, snack stands, and game tickets, that means the parents of the athletes hold more sway than the parents of the pianists and chess-clubbers. They bring more profit to the school.

I know it sure as shit wasn't like this when I was a kid, less than a decade ago. I got curfewed for earning a D in biology.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Some comfy shit user.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Natsuki was asking for it. Her father did nothing wrong.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Your Doki, but
Your Doki runs off of hugs. Every day you need to charge your Doki with an ample amount of hugs to make it through the day.
If you don't meet the Doki hug quota you'll be fined by the Doki police

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

A fine is too easy on those monsters.

iluvmen
iluvmen

This is a problem how?
The only problem is that a fine isn't enough punishment for anyone who doesn't hug their doki enough

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Read the Aspie Monika story, i quite like that one and the user jr one
Magnum Opus is the delinquent story but i have no plans for that one due to block. Corprate imperialism is just terrible and I should never write about economics

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Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

That's good. You have plenty of time, then. A few tips for you:

1. Time is of the essence. The sooner you start the certification process the better.

2. I don't know which state you're in but mine forced me to get a substitute teaching license before I could get a "real" teaching license. This is a good thing to do either way. Substitute teaching gives you some decent experience, something to put on your resume, and even some small income.

3. Know where you're going once you graduate. Some states definitely treat teachers better than others when it comes to salary, pension, union rights, vacation days ...

4. Don't half-ass your grades. It's easy to fall below 3.0 if you get even two or three C-classes in a row. And this is one of those majors that kick you out if your GPA falls below a certain mark. (Granted it's not med school or anything, but keep an eye on it.)

5. Since you're learning a foreign language, consider taking a job teaching abroad, once you're qualified. See the world, experience some new cultures......again, a great thing for your resume, but it'll also be an adventure in itself.

6. Since you're going for a liberal arts degree (language arts instead of something in STEM), try to get into an MFA program! It's definitely worth it if you can get yourself a "free ride," though don't accept if you have to pay tuition. It's a ripoff unless it's free.

Anything else I could tell you is a platitude you've heard fifty times already at your orientations and workshops: get good grades, work hard, don't let any gaps show up in your resume (do volunteer work if you have to), get connected, try to have fun while doing it.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Yeah, I read them. I'm pretty sure I was talking to you about Monika being aspie the other day too.

Emberburn
Emberburn

aspie monika
???

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I've been gone for a month, /ddlc/. What's changed?

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GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Monikanon posted the nudes

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Not much. Less people, same stuff.

Snarelure
Snarelure

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Evilember
Evilember

I dated a nice aspie girl in college. She came up to my room a few times and Showed me youtube clips of her favorite episodes Batman of the buzz lightyear cartoon

Wish I could've kept her. I wouldn't mind using that experience to write an aspie natsuki story.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

And they were amazing.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

This place is fucking dead. Everybody was driven out by the constant hellthreads. OC is pretty much gone for being "off topic." There's just no point in coming back anymore.

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BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Batman of the buzz lightyear cartoon
Fucking what?

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cum2soon
cum2soon

doom-and-gloom tone to his writing
image of monika [bonus points if she's smug]
doesn't mention (((who))) is behind it all because the word makes him butthurt

Is that you, rulecuck-kun?

RumChicken
RumChicken

Same old same old. Still comfy. 100-125 posters per thread still. There's a rulecuck who wants it all to end though (see 209212387)

Spamalot
Spamalot

Pump and dump Natsuki

DeathDog
DeathDog

No. Pump lovingly. Stay with forever.

Emberfire
Emberfire

hello

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

pastebin.com/sV42Wt3p
Clearly a self insert but I think its more comfy that way. Its more real.
Watching Star Wars with Monika!
She knows all the lines!
All the other monikas from across realities feed her these lines and memes!
Meme singularity with Monika!
Becomes a literal goddess, and confused jokes leads to worldwide crusades!
Warhammer 40K but with autism and cute girls!
In the bright uplands of the future, there is only love and peace
Having a birthday party with Monika!
She forgets about the whole warhammer thing so she can exactly calculate how much force is needed to blow out each candle
Monika!
in this picture, she was just really hungry, not lewd at all

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MPmaster
MPmaster

No actually. I'm saying /ddlc/ is in a bad place BECAUSE of rulecuck. I literally said OC is "off topic".

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Pump and pump and pump and pump and pump and pump [...] Natsuki

Emberburn
Emberburn

Hi?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

How are you -----

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

People calling others rulecuck is just a kneejerk reaction at this point. It's lost all meaning.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Sad. I hope I didn't start it, though I'm sure you're exaggerating.
Fucker you're still here?

Booteefool
Booteefool

Nope. You and I both know very well what a rulecuck is. Stop trying to play naive in order to devalue the term. You know exactly what a fucking rulecuck is.

girlDog
girlDog

Oh. Typo.

Episodes of Batman and Buzz Lightyear cartoons.

Methshot
Methshot

For fuck's sake! I just posted an image I've seen 1000 times here and didn't have the same filenames that I found out you guys were finding me by, how on fucking Earth? I'm fine, how are you?

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

love ya lad! I'm glad your doing well, I'm having quite a good day myself!

girlDog
girlDog

I hope I didn't start it
Why do you think you started it?
I'm sure you're exaggerating
I'm not. All of the writefags and OC creators are gone.

Methnerd
Methnerd

I never said I didn't know what it means? Why are you so angry?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Slightly disappointed now.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

These are the quality posts I come here for, among many other things
Cheers for another Monika lad, this'll make a fine addition to my collection

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Spamalot
Spamalot

if you're going to complain about there not being writefags or oc creators why are you still here wew

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Rulecuck lost all of its meaning!
I never said I didn't know what it means!

hmmm...

Snarelure
Snarelure

Lad.
Dammit. Twice in one thread from you. Glad you're having a good day dude.

eGremlin
eGremlin

I genuinely don't know anymore. I've lost pretty much all reason to live. Everything is fucking dying in my arms.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

If there's one thing that'll never end here, it's virgin-tier waifu fanfiction writing. I'm sure writers will come and go. That's life.

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whereismyname
whereismyname

If anything, the only thing that's made it lost all meaning is everyone calling anyone with a slightly different opinion rulecuck.
I mean look at the post. All they said was OC creators left and two people immediately called them rulecuck.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I'm not lad user You call me love user <3 (I still say lad on my own)

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Stop touching my Monis!

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Nope. Doesn't happen. If you want to remove a core aspect of /ddlc/ under the guise of it being "off topic" or "against the rules" then you're a rulecuck. Plain and simple.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

come on now user, people still write poems and short things, ladanon posted his pirate stories (though he's done with them for the time being). threads when they're not in hellmode are generally comfy, but most importantly we care about each other. is there anything you think you could talk/vent about on here that would help you out with the situation you're in? i hate to see anons in the dumps

TechHater
TechHater

Oh, in that case, hello! Still glad you're doing okay.

Inmate
Inmate

well I like it

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Question, does being spotted annoy you much?

RumChicken
RumChicken

I cracked up when she died.

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Rulecuck keeps getting utterly BTFO over and over
He's so fucking butthurt and seething with rage that he's trying to falseflag as a "concerned member of /ddlc/"
He's so butthurt that he keeps insisting that the word rulecuck lost all of its meaning

Post your smuggest moni!

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

And you say I'm the one losing my touch!

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Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Uh, okay, that's great except it does happen. He didn't say OC should leave. He didn't say anything should be removed for being off-topic yet people called him a rulecuck proving that people will call anyone they disagree with a rulecuck.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I'm sorry user. I'm sure it's not as bad as it seems. Gotta melt steal in order to reshape it, consider this our judgement by fire. We'll come out stronger on the other side.

FastChef
FastChef

I wouldn't be surprised if it was rulecuck himself trying to set up this narrative. Notice how he started saying "rulecuck lost its meaning" immedietly after he earned that title?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

The same way a puzzle that I want to solve annoys me if that makes any sense. You have a shit ton of pieces and have no clue where anything goes apart from vague ideas.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Chris it was an reaction image of Monika that you've posten dozens of times before, Not only that but your post's are short, sweet and have absolutely no long words in them.
Every single time you're spotted, its never been a long post, only one or two lines maximum, usually the only curse word you have is fuck.
Yurifriend here, gonna go to bed soon.

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Sweet dreams yurifriend.

FastChef
FastChef

Woah! That's a cool doki!

hairygrape
hairygrape

I have no idea what you mean but I'm gonna pretend I follow
I understand fully. Isn't it like 2 am where you are?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

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Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

That's because, you are.

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Nojokur
Nojokur

Doki quest needs to go! It's eating up the image limit! It's also against the rules!
Avatarfags need to go! It's against the rules!
I'm just a concerned about /ddlc/! I promise!
Poems need to fucking go. They're off topic and against the rules.
What do you mean I'm a rulecuck!? Stop it!
Rulecuck doesn't even mean anything anymore! Now get rid of your poems...

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Can you imagine being so mad that you start samefagging when you don't get any (you)s?

FastChef
FastChef

Can you imagine being so mad that posting something off topic sends you into an autistic fit?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Well, it was nice brushing up with you all. /ddlc/ won't be changing any time soon. Good luck with your fics and poems.
Whenever you're feeling down, be sure to check your reflection in the mirror. A man can learn a lot from a mirror, after all.

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Firespawn
Firespawn

Good bye! I love you <3

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

night night, i want to hold this monika until she dont hurt no more

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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

What is the point of "Chris Posting"

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Noted Yurifriend! I will be sure to throw out a shit ton of swears for these cocksuckers. With several fucking lines to confuse the crap out of these cunty dicks. Have a nice rest, friend!

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

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viagrandad
viagrandad

It's funny

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Ah, it's you, huh. No, don't worry, you didn't cause anything bad to happen.

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DeathDog
DeathDog

See you around user.
Sweet dreams user.
It's fun.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Good luck!

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whereismyname
whereismyname

Good night user! I really hope you have sweet dreams >3

iluvmen
iluvmen

2:22 to be exact. Why?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Fucker you’re still here?
Awww, he missed me guys!

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Lunatick
Lunatick

Your guess is as good as mine.

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Yuri
A Spider in the Closet:
pastebin.com/XLnqZRAE

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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Goodnight user!
Goodnight user! Me too

Playboyize
Playboyize

same image

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Just askin' question, why do you stay up so much?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Oh, and before I go. How did the festival turn out? I lost the strawpoll links.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

That smug
Nicely played, learning my thieving ways it seems, good on you lad. You'll make me proud getting on like that.
Chris posting is a dumb game started by Aussielad a good while ago.
Back when some schmuck used to post MonikaAI and MAS screenshots with his name censored out terribly one or two people would call him out on it. However it piqued the interest of one shitposting autist from down under who's been tracking him ever since, now its become a bit of a game to call him out in threads when you see him.
I wouldn't bother getting into it if I were you lad, it has stirred up trouble in the past and as a result I don't partake in it a whole lot, I prefer having a genuine conversation with the guy, top bloke he is.

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ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

The poetry festival? From what I recall it ended up going well despite the time period it occured in, though that was back in January. I think everyone had a lot of fun and people were all really proud of the pieces they submitted! The way voting worked left a little to be desired but I don't think people minded. Unless you mean the writing contest in which case I don't remember if there was ever a conclusion... I remember voting but I never heard the results or anything.

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farquit
farquit

Didn't the host of the writing contest have a meltdown about namefags and said he was done with /ddlc/?

Firespawn
Firespawn

Yeah, the writing contest host bailed on /ddlc/ and it never finished unfortunately.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

strawpoll.me/15150552/r

The host never announced a winner but you can see the results here.

RumChicken
RumChicken

yes, it was hilarious (to me)

Nojokur
Nojokur

He said he'd leave after the contest but I guess he left before the end of it and didn't give any closure.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Quick! We gotta figure out who's making the new bread, so we don't end up getting two!

Spamalot
Spamalot

/ddlc/ gets real comfy around these hours. Also, I have to leave for work at, like 7, so I get an hour to two hours tops. The bags under my eyes are fucking crazy. I've gotten to the habit where I wont even feel tired till around 5 or 6. Maybe it's a sign of a larger problem, who knows.
Can't tell if you stole that smug from a post I made or stole it from another user thinking it was me.
This is getting into some mind fuckery.
>top bloke he is.
Daww, thanks, you're pretty chill too.
Obnoxious for stealing my smugs, but still chill.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Ether
The intent of Ethereum is to create an alternative protocol for building decentralized applications, providing a different set of tradeoffs that we believe will be very useful for a large class of decentralized applications, with particular emphasis on situations where rapid development time, security for small and rarely used applications, and the ability of different applications to very efficiently interact, are important. Ethereum does this by building what is essentially the ultimate abstract foundational layer: a blockchain with a built-in Turing-complete programming language, allowing anyone to write smart contracts and decentralized applications where they can create their own arbitrary rules for ownership, transaction formats and state transition functions. A bare-bones version of Namecoin can be written in two lines of code, and other protocols like currencies and reputation systems can be built in under twenty. Smart contracts, cryptographic "boxes" that contain value and only unlock it if certain conditions are met, can also be built on top of the platform, with vastly more power than that offered by Bitcoin scripting because of the added powers of Turing-completeness, value-awareness, blockchain-awareness and state.

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RumChicken
RumChicken

See, whether you like namefags or not, you have to agree that it was a very poor way to handle it. If he felt that namefags were such a problem he could have just kept the contest going to help contribute to the general. But he didn't.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Nah that was a different guy.
Although I'm fairly certain the host of the writing context disappeared as well, I don't recall why or when but there never was an announcement on winners or anything. Bit of a shame really
Let's be honest, I probably nicked her from you lad.
I do me best aye You love me, don't fuckin lie

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Also, I have to leave for work at, like 7, so I get an hour to two hours tops. The bags under my eyes are fucking crazy.
You know this isn't good for you, right? not that I should be the one saying this, I stay up till like three am most days

Lunatick
Lunatick

I never understood the hate for namefags in the first place. There's literally a filter feature. I don't like namefags very much either but I'm not upset about them enough to complain rampantly on the thread.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Update on that cake
I am not good at icing cakes, but I did my best and I will improve. For a first time baker, I'm happy.

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FastChef
FastChef

That's fine. If you dont like namefags that's totally okay. As long as you don't try to plummet this general into a hellthread as a result.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

It's probably because I was hosting it and dipped after posting the polls. I'm sure it's out there somewhere.
There's one half.
Whoops.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Show us lad, I'm feeling a bit peckish and need that extra little kick to get me to go make something!

TreeEater
TreeEater

veekyforums.com/thread/209215262/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/209215262/video-games

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Nah that was a different guy

Are you sure? I remember him making a post about the contest and him saying how he's leaving after the contest because of the namefags.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Awesome! Oh man, I would never even know how to start with baking a cake to be honest. I assume icing isn't very easy but I hope it tastes good!

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Unless you're losing your skills and stole it from other people. Why do you think love and hate are mutually exclusive?
Oh, I know.
I stay up till like three am most days
H-ha...Yeah, how silly would I be if I stayed up till five or six everyday?

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SniperGod
SniperGod

everyday?
Surely not?

RavySnake
RavySnake

Yeah, I didn't participate in the Comedy part of the contest, sorry.

DeathDog
DeathDog

I would but I'm already pretty much down for the count. I'll try and get a pic in tomorrow before we eat it, sorry friend. I have one from before it was iced.

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Illusionz
Illusionz

Yeah I also remember it wasn't a sudden disappearance. I swear he said he was leaving for a reason but I don't remember if it was namefags or not.

Care to remind us?

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I'm fairly certain on it
Reflection was the writefag guide writer who had a melt down over Breads namefagging, unless I just happened to miss the contest host's spell
I honestly don't remember desu
I love you too you right bastard (^:
Ah no worries lad, hope you enjoy your rest. Have a good one

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SniperGod
SniperGod

Every day.

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Booteefool
Booteefool

And I thought I was bad with my once every two days! You should really plan on getting more sleep

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

How did this shitty little short game get so many fans. It's absolute garbage when compared to any other good VN like KS. Almost none of your choices actually even matter, and you can save scum + see all endings/etc in about an hour.

Yet there is a thread here that gets bumped to the limit every single hour.
Is it because of anime boobs? Because the characters themselves are as deep as a puddle.

Lunatick
Lunatick

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girlDog
girlDog

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Stealing other people's smugs.
Letting innocents burn in the cross fire
You fucking monster.

This work?
I should, but I probably wont.

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Inmate
Inmate

pastebin.com/GdGYLvNw
unhealthy devotion to a visual novel named "Beat Beat Book Meet".
Or something to that effect.
I can but I definitely won't even

Booteefool
Booteefool

What was that? What did he post?

Playboyize
Playboyize

You fucking monster.
Lad I put two spoonfuls of sugar in my tea. Do you think I give a toss about who's smugs I steal? The way I see it, the more smugs there are in my folders the better!

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haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I should, but I probably wont.
welp can't say I didn't try At least it's comfy!

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Bidwell
Bidwell

Fuck, you got us. Guess we can't like Doki Doki Literature Club anymore, guys. Pack it up fellas. We got exposed.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Well, it was fun while it lasted. See you when the timeline resets and this starts all over.

SniperGod
SniperGod

LAAAAAAD
My the fires of my own choices consume me.

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cum2soon
cum2soon

At least you have people to talk to

cum2soon
cum2soon

while you're up*

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

The best kind of people!

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

almost entirely Anonymous ones!

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

That's the beauty of it!

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CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Especially when you're having conversations at one in the morning! isn't it the best ignore the fact that I just told you, that you needed more sleep

MPmaster
MPmaster

Loveanon, I am not a good example. Go to bed.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Maybe in two hour until then, I'm gonna talk to you! and you're gonna like it!

askme
askme

Go. To. Bed.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I just told you, in two hours! ignore the fact that I said "hour" last in my last post

girlDog
girlDog

I love you so much!

RavySnake
RavySnake

See, you're already getting tired.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Being tired won't stop me from posting! we should probably take this to the next thread though!

Flameblow
Flameblow

Okey Dokey.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I love you too!
And I'm sorry for missing several previous threads

Snarelure
Snarelure

There's no need to be sorry, love!
besides, I missed a bunch myself...

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

<3

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