Frostbutt edtion :)
Frostbutt edtion :)
start a game just to try out a new app for look up teammates
autofilled first-time eve jg
first-time fizz doing his placements midlane
Man I haven't had my shit stomped that hard in a while.
Maybe I just won't look next time.
Aviator a cute! CUTE!
trundle buffs when
first for nutting DEEP inside yordles
dibs on fawn poppy
The person you most love doesn't acknowledge your existence
Demacian soldiers whisper rumors behind your back
Nobody else cares or tends for you
being shyvana must be suffering
I cant wait to kill nuRelia
liss is the cutest!!!:))) luv her
So Yorick's best rune set up is grasp/demolish/second wind/revitalize and zombie/ingenious right?
xth for mindbreaking Zoe
is there a bigger res?
God i wanna pull her zipper down completely and molest those puppies
whats aviator irelia hair issue i keep hearing about? cant be that bad looking
not posting the best version of this pic
I want to impregnate this aspect!
my go-to setup is spellbook, boots, debt, 5% cdr, and then demolish and whichever armor/mr rune would fit the matchup
if im feeling spicy, i get grasp, demolish, conditioning, overgrowth, then ult hat and celerity
never run anything in the red or yellow trees with him, but the active item cdr would be great on him if you decide to do the zz'banner meme build.
femboy champion when
xth for mindbreaking Annie
I wish I could go full NEET and stay in my own room for the rest of my life playing vidya
I'll consider it, I feel like grasp helps in lane a lot and that zombie+ingenious is good on EVERYONE purely because it works on trinkets
We must go bigger
thank you, where'd you get this from btw?
So like... is every league girl a lesbian now or what?
Caitlyn is definitely gonna need buffs after this patch hits
I just want to sleep forever desu
is Brand support the most lowkey OP pick in the game right now?
ridiculously cheap spell pen build that spikes at 1.5 items
% max hp damage means he is literally not item- or level-gated
% max hp AOE damage means he shreds tanks and squishies
doesn't need to wave clear + manaflow band = no mana issues at all unless you suck dong and spam+miss every spell
one of the best traders AND all-inners in bot lane
massive zone control
can help with wave control if necessary
I mean really. how in the world is he not played more? he's fucking godmode if you can land your EQ
brand "support" xd xd yeah he's pretty fcking op and annoying. I've been going Zyra support which works pretty well too
KIed! The cutest boy in the ENTIRE WORLD!
he is op. but phreak said he should be because he's an easy champion with a lot of counterplay
back to /v/ bara threads, you piss smelling creep
Fortnite is single handedly killing the moba genre
How do we stop this?
They should release a new vastayan champ based on Zhu Bajie. He can be a juggernaut to act as a foil to Wukong's diver playstyle.
Thinking of changing my ign.
Anyone got that futa chart they can post?
Over-watch is singlehandedly killing the moba genre
get a 10/10 lineup vs solo que anonymous
SORRY WE WERE UNABLE TO STAT YOUR GAME
fuck you riot. Forced 50 bullshit.
soon i hope
should add when i say 'never run anything in the red or yellow trees' i mean that i've never done it personally. realized the wording made it seem like i was saying you should never do it which i didnt mean
being gay is ok!
LOL what's the counterplay??? Thresh/Blitz? don't make me laugh
Blitz misses hook = free lane + trades for 15 seconds
Blitz runs at you = stay in minions, E+Q him, W if you're out of range of hook by the time buffering is over
let your ADC bait Thresh QE all-in, then hit Thresh with that EQW+ignite all in before his second Q animation is even complete
similar strategy for Leona
the only thing I can really see beating him is someone with even more zone control, e.g. Xerath or Veigar, but that means he goes even at best. a Brand support should literally NEVER (N E V E R (NUNCA)) lose lane
Fuck no he ruins our sparce threads. Stay in this containment general you piece of furry garbage
get a 10/10 lineup vs solo queue anons
lose game anyway
how is it being having no life
I want to go swimming in Lulu.
i know this game is a waste of time to play, but I play for fun! :)
I think I'm finally coming to terms with the fact that I'm mostly straight. A lesbian friend once told me I'm about 30% gay judging by the way I look and I think she's pretty much right.
The official site
or was surrenderat20?
I'm not a furry, fuck you
how do you enter her
I want to go swimming in Zoe.
she’s already an S tier adc
I was referring to Kledtrash, only my first sentence is for you
It looks like it’s just 3 really big strands of hair. I don’t mind it too much really. But the Black Irelia skin is still my favorite.
Fuck Cait meta. Never again.
Piss actually kinda tame compared to some of my kinks.
Ah yes, me posting a KIed or two sure is ruining all them discussions about the smell of Graves' taint.
get 10/10 line up vs solo que anonymous
your adc is constantly out of position and keeps getting caught
"wtf we have 2 tanks how am i dying"
Makes me want to off myself
Feels good accepting yourself and overcoming your shyness and confess to the person you like. Having a bf is wonderful.
how do i become lulu
I mean memes aside really he should be fucking off to the /trash/ thread anyway
but anywhere but here is fine with me
Should I? I mean this is pretty degenerate even my my standards.
I'm hardstuck Silver 1 after peaking at Gold 1 promos 2 wins toward Plat last season.
Give me something to carry myself back to where I deserve. I feel like playing a different champ each match isn't helping me climb.
no question mark pings
group up vs a fed vlad with ult
WOOOOOOOOW RITO PLS
i cant be the only one that enjoys waifu/lore/headcanon posts more than random lists or silvers posting shitty bait/asking for advice
What lane senpai?
best irelia build is ap
Fuck this gay ass company always ruining shit with their awful ideas
I'll take dumps of cute girls over silver shitters anyday
unless it's sona
get 10/10 lineup
our support feeds his ass off
on tahm kench
Infiltrator > Lotus > Nightblade > Frost Blade > Aviator
I mained top last season but it feels so tiresome getting camped and watching my botlane manage to feed 3v2 with our jungler then screwing over our midlane cause they don't know how to freeze a wave. I've had success jungling and lvl 2 ganking mid immediately after red.
the entire thread is just waifu shitposting already
What drives a man to such a miserable life? Is it a mere trick to anger those who hate it for attention? Or a desperate cry for help from a lonely soul? Maybe it’s the sick twisted mind of the human mind when subjected to only anonymous posting? What ever it is it’s a terrible sight to behold and I question the future of our kind
What drives a man to such a miserable life?
they're literally all virgins
lack of socializing + unlucky genetics + poor parenting
tfw I had memebutt for old irelia and already have infiltrator for new irelia
people picking assassins
cry when they lose
but muh team
Pick something more team oriented then. Assassins are selfish kda players.
look I don’t mind a little waifuposting but constant gay bondage furry porn in every thread is overstepping
Honestly the new Frostbutt isn't too bad, I just think the fur collar is too large.
and i question myself why are you still there, its like watching monkey fighting for their favorite turd and throwing the rest at each other
do you like watching that ?
doesnt land his e when he ganks
misses his q so we have no kill pressure
dives for the kill and pops passive/feeds doubles
I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart.
I know but I feel like I can do better. Like a name that really brings the meme to life.
go ahead and post your screenshot of your loss in silver then
this is your brain on waifuposting. this is a documented instance of literally losing IQ as a waifuposter until you can't even type basic English correctly anymore
don't become a waifuposter. you will die a sad, lonely, dry-dicked death.
HUG THE POLICE!
nurelia is looking fucking busted lads
Perma ban for months
Who’s the best champion for dunking on cheeky cunts who take mages/adcs top? Camille?
Does anyone have the one of lux standing still to cs bot lane. Then she gets deleted?
I fucking hate this elo
D-damn..who's this qtp2t
she has a penis
she's literally the new yasuo, shitters will flock to her
I dunno, some dude.
FUGG THE POLICE
Zed or Talon top. Show them they can't escape assassins.
its no different from waifu posts, its just that kledfuckers are in a minority
I'm thinking of picking up a new jungler, and I'm mostly deciding between Vi and Kindred. Who's more fun, and who's more viable at the moment?
udyr 1 trick
will need 200 games to get to d5 0lp
yeah it's not the elo it's just that you are clearly limited
i fucking kfjdgnfskdma fmkadsjkeqfmadlxc m neeed
n-no..please tell me you guys are joking
sejuani ganks your lane
manages to somehow miss her ult with a 30 foot hitbox and 45 mph projectile speed
dies to taric
vi is far and away far more viable than kindred.
no. kledbaraposting isn't cute. so it's not the same as waifuposting. waifus are cute, barashit is not. totally different
Do you want to smash shit or get smashed?
sort by win rate
playing champs for fun is for shitters and medically diagnosed autists who feel the burning desire to stand out like a sore thumb
I LOVE YOU ANONS,I DONT NEED PRAISES OR ANYTHING!
yeah they’re in the minority in that the erotic anime pictures they spam are especially repulsive
i'll praise you but shoving my face between those thighs
I SAID HUG
its hard to solocarry as udyr especially when u face a lulu or janna every game
Well I mean I already play Rammus so getting smashed is kind of what I'm used to.
Wanting to enjoy the game is autistic
Using a healslut tag.
Still haven't found someone that recognizes it.
How is this ok?
I'm only plat 4 but climbed from Silver 3 so far this season.
Top lane I've found Fiora to be really good, even if I struggle early Fiora scales so well that you'll be a monster later on. Darius is also really good and Shen will let you actually have an impact on that feeding botlane.
Jungle, mostly Shyvana, she's not got the greatest ganks but lower elo people over extend massively meaning you can still find easy kills while power farming your way to the top. Xin Zhao also incredibly simple and has incredible dueling potential and strong ganks. great for snowballing with. Warwick is super easy and strong at the moment.
I mostly play mid where I play Ahri, Viktor and Taliyah. Ahri and Taliyah are great for early games plays and roaming, Viktor for that sick late game.
Mostly I'd say find a role you like and find the champs you enjoy that are actually decent, like fuck I love ad ezreal mid but its nowhere near as good as it used to be so I don't really touch it in ranked anymore, but those are the ones I've climbed with.
there is very little reliable crossover between "fun" champs and "viable" champs. if you want to have fun and be bad, play norms. if you want to climb, don't ever think about what's most fun again and just be efficient. I assume you play ranked since you're wondering about viability, and thus you are definitely autistic if you feel the need to play dumb shit like rammus and kindred in your bronze games while your other 4 shitter teammates hate you for being the must-be-a-snowflake-at-all-costs faggot that you are
doing some ai games because a friend is new (and i'm a scrub anyway)
what do we do if there is going to be no jungler? 2 top? what would synergize well with illaoi in that case?
support my bf
get him an s
he doesn't unlock my cage
b-but he promised...
why is vi so consistently mediocre
she hasn’t been a priority pick in ages, just forever B- tier
What's wrong user?
Don't like a cute girl with a cute little penis?
she was last year s tier in preseason
then they nerfed her and worst of all removed some of her ms, making her a lot slower
if you're gonna one trick, just one trick the FOTM elo abuser. otherwise you really have no right to complain about shitty games and players when you yourself are a part of the problem
because he's not a problem in comp and you have 10 bans
Double top. He's not going to have smite for awhile. Pick Darius and be a dunk couple.
You need 3 s ranks in a row if you want to cum
When are they making a trump-skin series already?
Trundles pillar could be a Guard tower
BASED STAR GUARDIAN DESTROYER
Nasus is literally just a free win
She's sorta like Nocturne, an assassin without an escape.
Her ult is good for locking down targets and she has pretty decent burst, but she can't really function like a proper bruiser/diver because she's too squishy and she lacks the ability to be disruptive in teamfights.
really? Fuck why don’t I remember that
too much league bad for braincells dude
What champion pisses you off the most?
i'm just gonna pick another tank, then!
thanks for feedback user!!
she was only s tier in ~plat + i believe
courage of the colluses was pretty much the single reason
I don't want to play this game anymore like fuck
I'm always going to be super bad at it, I can't land any skillshots, csing is fucking impossible
My hand hurts now just from playing ahri and focusing on hitting anything on the enemy while trying not to die in one hit
What's the fucking point? I don't understand why I keep playing thinking I'll ever improve and feel any sort of satisfaction from it
I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that this is something that will never happen
be a whining pussy
stop blogging, stop getting frustrated, and play with a distinct lack of emotion
pick 1 and only 1
No i wont become a meta slave.
i prefer kIed posting over waifu posting
it's just people's taste, no one is wrong, no one is right.
let people enjoy what they want and blacklist it if you don't like it
i'm mostly safe of waifufaggotry since i blacklisted champs such as Ahri, Lulu and Sona.
Anyone else cant log into NA using KR client?
Is it cause KR is on 8.6 and NA is still on 8.5?
How long have you been playing?
Longer than a year?
Yeah stop playing you'll never improve if you literally can't hit skillshots or click minions at this point.
okay enjoy being hard stuck and mediocre and commiserating with all the silver shitters in this general
tfw feed my ass off and get 0-1 kills in every game I play
does anyone want to spectate a provisional but B1 last season retard?
Blitzcrank. He's literally an all or nothing champion so it's frustrating to both play with and be against him.
If he's ahead he's one of the most unfun champions to play against, and if he's behind he might as well be useless.
there's a high level of correlation between elo/MMR and general intelligence (IQ)
just embrace the left side of the curve, homie
how do i become a cute yordle female
im not silver bitch
I started playing in the summer of last year for a few months then quit and restarted last month
I don't see the point of continuing on if I'll never get the satisfaction of seeing any sort of improvement
Meh whatever, I love the champions in league bur micromanaging has never been my thing
but I scored extremely high in official IQ tests, it was a preliminary part of my therapy (since mental illness correlates with intellect as well).
I'm very inexperienced at League.
I want to fuck a Nami main (female)
The idea of Taliyah getting a skin related to Trump is pretty entertaining.
Havent played since season 2 I've heard things are completely different can I still play my first love Mordekaiser?
then stop complaining and embrace the learning curve, Einstein
I tried her for the first time 2 years. (I haven't jungled in 2 years) got an S- and carried the game. She's as good as she was last time I played her... She's as great initiator and with warrior and triforce assasinates targets well too.
emptied my recycle bin
forgot all my leggo webm were there
anyways,who is the most flashiest,seizure inducing champion?
add me on OCE Notorious Negro
Never. Everyone at riot is a liberal who hates this meme president.
enemy team picks volibear
enemy team picks chogath
Honestly, whats the point of assassins, skirmishers and other squishy champs when shit like max hp scaling on dmage abilities exists
enemy has 3 tanks
we have 2 tanks and a juggernaut
we have cait as adc
they have kaisa
we auto win because cait is allowed to hit kaisa for free because 500range
I love when they pick that champ
yes you can.
you won't recognize him, but you certainly can play him all you want.
well snowballing isnt that hard, its just teammates mostly. Some dont follow calls or die and spamping me and flame 24h
didn't say you are you inbred illiterate, but plat 3 isn't much better at all. keep whining about being hard stuck while playing a shit champ though you dumb faggot
Conquerer, nu-guinso, ignite Trundle top
Tomorrow is gonna be fun!
LOOK AT THIS DUDE
/mute all --> spam ping objectives, ganks, where enemies are, etc.
DOPA literally unbinded his enter key so he can't chat and he is considered the best soloq player of all time
pings are more than enough to climb if you're not a fucking potato
Can somebody watch me and coach me and tell me what I'm doing wrong tho?
I started around the same time as you, if you have no moba experience prior to this I can easily see it taking you that long to grasp the core gameplay. If you actually hate the core parts of the game then yeah of course stop playing but if all you hate is not improving then I'd say give it a couple more months of practice and see what happens.
Will Vi free me from bronze?
Would you guys play a league-lite version like not a rip off but basically just league same mechanics but with different champions and items? A friend of mine is working in a small indie company and they want to make an alternative league but with no different gimmick just season 2 league with different champions and abilities basically
He is diamond 2
Just play ww dude
ostensibly has a very high IQ
can't intuitively figure out the game from watching his own replays
AD soraka top can get you out of bronze.
You playing like a human being with 100+ IQ will.
i only say something like "reset" or "omw". And when they flame I just say "pls focus" or some shit.
The issue in this elo is that people flame too much instead of focusing to the game
mfw I used to play old dota back in the day as a kid
mfw played dota 2 on and off 2-4 years ago
mfw league is much easier but shit feels way more intense
I'm just bad at videogames in general
I actually just want the companionship of a mentor senpai. Hence why I feel the need to get good at this game despite the fact I hate it
if you mute all, then you won't be distracted by the flame by reading it (which you just admitted to). those few seconds can make a huge difference in your ability to correctly read the map.
spam pings to communicate
Hey I wont shame anyone for getting placed in bronze but if you struggle to get out then that's a problem.
build tank items and 45 cdr
be uncatchable and unkillable with infinite cc
shits fun as fuck. leblanc is shit in her current state, but i'm really gonna miss her ult once they revert her
alright user, just because you're so nice and patient despite being mentally ill
are you on NA? what's your ign?
diamond isn't special. The game only changes when you're challenger, until then you need to pipe down
if you mute all, then you won't be distracted by the flame
ure retarded dude. I have to make calls and say something if they flame each other. I always did that and it mostly ended into a win
How do people get placed in bronze?
I can go 0-10 and get placed in s5
NA, IGN: Grievousfetus, I should be in a game in about 10 minutes I'm halfway through my leaver queue.
WHERE IS THE FAPFIC OF EVELYNN BEING KNOTTED BY ELDER DRAKE?
lol alright dude, enjoy d5 2200 games life
Eve a pure
Im D4 with a D3 mmr atm. But thanks
accept the fr homeboi
Some people just can't play well mechanically I personally think unless you have some disability then you can reach high ranks but if you don't have the motivation you will never improve. Maybe try less demanding champs?
a pure slut!
d4 is the same shit as d5 loser
nigger learn to read
Fortnite has 3x the views of league
tfw I just tricked a shitpick mid Vayne into performing well by promising a skin if she gets the most kills
/v/ shitposting memes
Then I should just steer away from mid lane altogether I suppose
Stick to adc and top?
I have a disability, but my goal is only silver. I will make it.
LOOK AT THIS DUDE
hashinshin is a massive whining piece of shit faggot. that said, he is 100% correct about the state of top lane and the overall meta
Wukong is a nigger champ and should never get buffs
a mini-rework will fix him
You could play mid, just not champs like ahri, pick more mage like champs. Some may have skill shots but you can usually spam them if you miss some. Where on assassins you really need to hit your shit when you go in or you're going to do nothing the entire game. However if you still don't like it then probably the simplest thing would be to play a tank in top lane.
wow what a love story
let me know when you two fuck
THIS IS A FUCKING VIDEO
I believe in you user, some guy plays in masters with one hand and some korean got to gold recently playing with his feet because of a disability
did she impotently rage afterword
I can't decide what role to main so I swap between everything except
there’s this one quadriplegic who plays with his mouth unfortunatley he can’t get out of low gold
I'm low gold, so I can't rely on anyone to carry me. And it feels wrong not to CS.
get into a 1v2
burst someone down
have to run away from the other
go to blast plant
other player just kills me
Riot dedicates whole article describing the most commonly agreed on annoying champions on LoL
They all share common traits like being hyper mobile, have tilting dialogs, become untargetable with a single key press and dish a fuckton of damage effortlessly
Instead of addressing the problem and balancing said champions, they just go all like "STOP FUCKING CRYING AND ACCEPT THESE CHAMPIONS ARE AND WILL BE BROKEN AND ANNOYING AS HELL TO PLAY AGAINST FOR THE FORESEABLE FUTURE, LOL ACCEPT YOU FEEEAAARRSSS XD"
I fucking hate this company.
because getting carried to plat by spamming janna doesn't help you learn the game.
What do you mean
Thats what im saying friend!
I play a pretty mean swain I think. I do much better in top lane with him though because there is more room for trading there
I do really well at knowing when to trade with the enemy but burst damage always confuses the fuck out of me and I get thrown off
It makes me scared knowing how much damage the enemy does so I back off and lose lane hard
spammed me friend requests for a minute or two afterward
In all honesty I would've bought a skin had it not been for the early game feeding.
diving double buff J4 as Vayne
respawns, tumbles right into Xerath Q
ping the shit out of minimap that J4 is headed mid while I'm fighting top
dives Xerath and dies to J4 without getting the kill
Was a stressful game. Vayne got the most kills at the end cause the enemy botlane had beginner bot AI.
I couldn't play Janna or Soraka or a similar support. Nami at the worst, but I prefer champions that can make plays. It's boring otherwise.
People pick Varus into him constantly
Build tabis constantly
Always get shit on
why do they do this
fucking dumbass adc farming jungle in a team fight
getting carried to plat only
look at this baby
What am I supposed to do when my jungler ends up with the same damage as a full healbitch janna
It was a warwick
how wasnt this an S+ game?
swain on his team
gets a double with no dmg items
leaves battle with 60%
Twitch and Zac were made for eachother
why dont you find yourself a nice 3D gf anons?
Thats more then 10cs a minute
Seems like you just need to play more games.
Once you know how much damage champs can do at certain levels and after certain items buys it's easier to play lane. Maybe try out malz in mid lane. He just spams wave clear and after lane you need to press R for your team. Mid lane is about clear waves and then looking for roams or just clearing waves and waiting to scale. If your opponent is playing something like zed or an assassin like that they really want to force early game plays, you just need to play defensive or beg for ganks and if you deny them long enough they'll be pretty useless later.
Fuck you right
I have one
She likes to cosplay and she's an absolute freak in bed, so I guess I got pic related
because rengo farmed botlane and watered down your kill participation
why does this general need a trash thread
does she cosplay league champs while you fuck?
for the lewd posting
lot's of generals are doing it now, the fire emblem one and persona one especially
Because the kind of 3d gf I would want would land me in jail
We've never cosplayed League yet, but she plays so I could make it happen
I try to roam honestly but bot lane is always somehow either pushed or they are sitting at tower with low health/recalling
Maybe I should look for roaming top? Top laners tend to be way less retarded when it comes to making themselves ready for ganks
Also I have an issue in that I can never kill my laner. I don't know how other people do it but I fuck up my combos so hard
Even with the best mage I know swain I can't seem to do it at all...
i mean the board is literally called /trash/
are you really worried about the quality of posts on a board called “trash”
Just shitpicked Top WW vs Darius
How fucked am I?
Gnar, Jarvan, Taliyah, Xayah, Rakan, Ezreal are the SSG skins
Cool. I wonder who's going to be the conqueror this year.
Does Bladesurge consume Irelia's marks or no? Do you get to spam bladesurge for 6 seconds?
So we can get a decent count of how many times Syndrafag uses the same cuck fantasy in one thread.
His record so far is 4
prepare to be darius' bitch
the autism of this place actually appalls me
played ranked on that account since season 4
only plat 3
Last year was the most played champion, Karma.
This year's gonna be Ryze i think.
Rengar still trying to kill the adc when a Janna/Lulu's around
always going for the when the support is around instead of the squishy mid mage
Rengar players are dumb
Is duoq boosting a bannable offense?
play a champion once
play him again
why i cant main?
enemy team picks ziggs and caitlyn
your team picks zero waveclear
I too enjoy losing.
It was that or count how many times he stutters in the hopes that it makes him sound cute or something.
I don't have the required amount of autism to keep that count.
no that’s just what duo queueing is
skt is likely out of playoffs
This is great.
tfw got to play with your favorite streamer in ranked
tfw making the game winning play
Just takes practice my man.
It's a lot harder to kill the enemy laner with slow mages than it is with bursty champs, you need to have lots of experience and know what you're doing to get solo kills on those types of champs.Or your lane opponent needs to make retarded mistakes but you may not realize they just made a mistake. You have to keep in mind that the players that you're playing against are awful retards just keep playing until you understand when you can go for all ins.
deal no damage and be squishy as fuck compared to a tank
only thing I can do is push towers but have no escapes to deal with when people come to stop me
I'm surprised Riot doesn't make more loli champions since they keep making so many loli skins for the current champs and ranking in that doe, more champions means more skins so I hope they make another loli champion.
They come back to their usual selves during the summer split in time for worlds
xth for pedophile slaughter!
this just means you actually have a functioning brain and dont find video games that difficult to figure out
more than you can say for most people on this general
Play very defensively and rush Tabis.
Do no damage
fight with ghouls shitter
The same usual selves that lost against SSG? They probably wouldn't even qualify with KT, KZ and KSV in the league.
this is what SKTdrones parroted the last two seasons
do no damage because don't have any AD to empower my ghouls, just triforce, and the ghouls have no health and die instantly after 1 attack to AoE
is it just me or is dunkmaster darius only used by autistic meme-spouting retards
when you're so bad at farming that you complete it 20 minutes into the game, yeah triforce is bad
Riot is dumb, that's why.
Triforce mercs/tabi and Zz'rot, but Zz'rot doesn't provide AD or HP to make the ghouls scale and provides minimal combat stats.
Also I was behind that particular game because I had to give up CS to avoid giving kills up to Darius who'd otherwise just dunk my ass crossing the wave to go for casters.
jgler picks a spam ganker like kayn
enemy graves ganks like a madman
has 50more cs then kayn at 15minutes
kayn doesnt have a form and is 0/4/0
blames me for the loss
"i did better then u swain"
im 1/3/2 with 170cs in a losing game at 20minutes
"dude it happends its just a game bro"
FUCKING hate these normie fags that buy a boost to gold or plat then throw everygame just to say "ITS JUST A GAME DUDE CALM DOWN"
I played with destiny if thats what youre asking
I guess my problem is more not having confidence in myself and always being scared as fuck to go in on people
I noticed that most high elo players always seem to be having fun, have high confidence and when they fuck up they don't beat themselves over it
Even when they feed their ass off they still seem to have tons of fun
I get mad anxiety and really nervous when I play because I'm always thinking that I need to do some crazy outplays to win which then makes me fuck up simple things kek
4 academy teams in the finals
can count in one hand the amount of players who don't suffer from some big facial deformity
not even lcs players are this ugly, how do they do it
imagine killing someone with a single q
OFFICIAL LOLGEN VEREDICT ON REWORKED IRELIA'S SPLASHES
Vast improvement. Her best splash now.
Formerly best splash, now 3rd rate. Still good but a downgrade due to the ugly fuzzy linning on her coat. Points for actually adding an airplane though.
Definitely not frostbutt. Underwhelming/10, meme btfo.
Actually looks cute now, hands down the greatest improvement in terms of source material vs end result. What was a her shittest splash is now sharing top place with nightblade.
Hands down the worst, it was so defaced by pointless change that it's now barelly recognizable. 0/10.
I don’t play this game but I really REALLY want to fuck Lissandra
How long will it take to be able to pick nu-Irelia consitently without people trying her and autists permabanning her? Really want to make her one of my mains.
they need to give other champs dunkmaster skins desu
make it happen rito
Best fucking season.
Even out-bested ROX's season for me.
playing past midnight
usually get turk roaches playing on EUW at this time of day
get matched with someone who speaks fluent english
decide im going to act the egirl just for attention
adds me after the game
dont want to tell him that im a guy
keep up the pretenses of being a woman
make up a story about how im 23 and still at uni
I-is this it? am i on the road to free skins?
When the next champion gets released, so 2 months give or take.
Pick champions you always wanted to play but thought was hard to play for the first time just for shits
Do extremely well with it and have a lot of fun while playing it, it turns out it was easy as fuck to play
You buy it and expect it to become another great asset to your champion pool
Next game you pick it
Have the worst game in a while, you feed your ass off and find the champions clunky as fuck to play with
Why the fuck does this happen?
me on the right
They all look the same
Not gonna stop banning her for a month, afterwards I'm gonna wait until I see someone hovering her on my sights and ban her
Feels Great Man.
I bet you have the Project and Demon Yasuo too.
Why do you do this?
Two to three weeks, give or take depending on how strong she is. She was already a reasonably popular character so yeah.
Don't know how to fix that.
Maybe try watching your replays and you can point to things and say "oh I could have done this here" and next time you're in a game you'll remember you can do certain things. Probably wont work though no idea on how to cure ranked anxiety other than just play a shit load until you get so tilted at the retarded player base that you just climb out of anger.
I just want a loli with a giant axe.
Cuvee is so goddamn based please protect his smile
I believe in you.
She looks fucking broken so probably a month or so
So Riot won't recover my account because I made another recovery request back in 2015.. that account had every victorious skin and diamond border all the way from season 2 and everything possible unlocked on it... welp I guess its time for me to quit this game
He even dunks in a giant fucking ring, how could that dude miss that.
You can't master a champ in one game.
you guys are alright, don't queue up in low elo on euw
Teach me how to be a cute girl (male)
Ibuki best girl
fucking spat out my drink
How low are we talking?
Boi, I dont know, the dude that was receiving the gift was a bit ungrateful, i like the attention more then the gifts.
im an actual fag
and im lonely.
Should never buy a champ based on one good game user. Sure you may love a champ when it's ahead but you could hate it when playing from behind and that's an important part.
I was watching very high elo players and I came across this
How do you feel about fizz's hitboxes ?
Go home Gipsylord, you're drunk.
I'd have sent him a hairly penis
high elo players
I'm plat 3 as well if you wanna int together my ign is:Linastaren
I was being ironic, it's low bronze
hell no nigga you're hella garbage
wtf are those kdas
an actual girl (female)
blessing in disguise friend
fuck that company
I like the way you think
went 8/2 on my placements
already on the elo I wanted to get this season
gets boo'd by NA subhumans
this is his reaction
What did he mean by this
how the fuck am I supposed to take anything these retards take seriously when they always just go by their fucking “handle”
holy fuck what are you fucking 12, use your fucking name like a fucking adult
She sure acts like a dude.
Fizz is never allowed in my games.
The rest are akali, yasuo, healthy assassin, zac and J4.
the worlds where the NA crowd kept boo'ing whenever Koreans came on the stage and stayed dead-silent when their teams got rofled
the semifinals when SSG got boo'd and they proceeded to sealclub Clown9 and humiliate them
Holy fuck don't remind me that was the best fucking worlds in League history
Hope they host in NA again soon so the NA crowd gets humiliated all over again
Stay positive and make sure to
use more emoticons
finally doing my placements
10/1/5 on first game
It's only downhill from here boys, see you in silver again
Rate and debate niggers
You guys said that shit when every champ is released and you are the first to stop permabanning shit.
Retarded frog poster.
if that is you, its nothing personal, but i guess most girls play up the girl act more then you do.
pretty much that account of mine is the one I play with no IQ my main where I actually care of my KDA and playing like a non subhuman I'm diamond 3
He brought ignite, I brought TP. I TPed bot over and over while he barely missed the kill with ignite each time. Stressful game but we won
At least his earring used to be less faggy.
like 2 or 3 days
Kek I think people would be more titled from me than anything if I played mid
Anyway I have taken to watching more of my replays recently since I've been getting into making videos with snippets of any funny moments I find
Alright, /lolg/, how is your evening?
Let's play a game. What is the biggest thing your main has taught you?
Ashe has taught me how to play from behind because Ashe is so bad she's always behind.
old irelia q
makes a sound affect and has a little particle
new irelia q
makes a different sound effect and has HUGE GOLDEN SWOOSHES THE SIZE OF A 10 STACK CHO'GATH
her marks on champs are similarly enormous
I travel a lot and when I do I play in a lot of netcafes I assume one of them had a keylogger installed which stole my account
atleast that is the only explanation I can find how they got a hold of it
Riot told me I'm getting permad as my account was stolen
show damage chart, you only had 6/20 kp which is not great
0 chooses new main
I'd rather not get attention desu
Is Kayn a good champ to onetrick?
I wanna give Lulu a lifetime supply of headpats!
use your real name so I can look you up and track you down for not unlocking my account for me
Like the other user said it's a hidden blessing. The company is fucking horseshit and has paid shills to post on reddit praising their garbage support. All my support tickets in the past were literally 2 days of waiting to get a "uhm, we're sorry, just deal with it". Including a game I lost due to a client glitch, losing LP to Riot's server shitting itself in champ select, "just dodge mayne" when I report champ select getting held hostage, got flagged as a leaver only days ago because of the client shitting itself constantly since 8.5 and not opening the in-game window without a clean reinstall after everytime I shut league. Had to get placed 20 minutes late in 5 games of low-priority queue because of a goddamn glitch, Riot literally told me to beat it.
World's filled with other games, this one doesn't deserve it's old players coming back with how it treats them.
At max (4) stacks, Ionian Fervor also grants [20/30/40% at 1/7/13] Attack speed and deals 300% damage to shields.
300% damage to shields.
300% damage to shields.
has anyone ever seen a mountain dew darius player lose? i don't think i ever have. most terrifying skin in league.
I assume Kled definitely doesn’t apply but does Tahm Kench
I'm proud of you, user. Well done.
I wanna BEE with Lulu!
good, we need an anti-janna champ
Yes and I was queued with him.
that q1 dealt approximately 1500-2000 damage
because litch bane just happened to proc on q for once in a lifetime
that was just so fucking satisfying
Post it on the forums. I've seem a similar case get reverted due to the exposure.
Lulu is the sweetest! THE SWEETEST!
(which we all know is not meta and would lose us the game)
I hate annoying faggots like this
Imagine having to trade with a Yasuo who's dealing 20% true damage to you
he already does.
When he ults he gains 50% armor pen against those targets, so he's doing half physical + half true damage and since Yas's ult has no ACTUAL cooldown, its basically always "take 4000 true damage" if you ever get knocked up
Poor Evelynn :(
Im going to be honest, I was brainstorming ideas for a character that can penetrate shields and fucks with mobility cancer poppy style for the longest time because of riot just letting this bullshit go too far for too long. Now we have a sort of solution to shield bullshit but an increase in mobility cancer. I hope the next champion actively impedes or punishes mobility cancer before this gets even more out of control
auto at the end
still some stupid damage regardless. i would go by deleted instead of oneshot
fuck that autist ragefit caught me off guard
Dreadnova is the most terrifying Darius Skin
All players are responsible for the security of their accounts
Take responsibility, goy
mf cast her ult a split second then moved, canceling it
it was funny
Lol rip Morde
twitch dot tv/ninja
normal streamer on a Wednesday night
as much viewers as NA/EU LCS
it's bonus armor pen, not regular
Poppy's "dash inside the circle and get knocked back" was a good start
Post it on reddit m8
They love shit like that
I use to get ranked anxiety in this game but the despair of hoping for decent teammates combined with me realizing how retarded my opponents are got rid of that for me.
twitch dot tv/ninja
The guy literally plays garbage trend games with normie celebs on the daily, he is like american pewdiepie with less irony and more appeal to the masses.
How did this sodapoppin look-alike even explode like that? It seems like out of nowhere he started pulling 100k+ viewers while the next biggest only has like 25k.
difference is, the guy that i was talking to sounded genuinely nice, which kinda makes me feel bad for deceiving him, but as i said im lonely
yeah but i only pressed one button, the auto was from passive
feel like i need to play zoe for actual 1shots
drake asked him to carry him in fortnite or some shit and apparently everybody's kids think he's the hottest shit
he is pretty damn good at fortninte i'll give him that
fuck shield meta
first reply chooses new 1 trick
That shitty website is going to die as soon as the top streamers start going away because they can't no longer do shit that is innapropiate to anybody bellow 8 years old.
Really are the cucks over at their offices a bunch of sjw manchildren that you can't say any offensive word, be drunk, throw shit to other streamers, or show a gun, hell I heard a streamer got banned because he showed a knife on twitter.
Most are just half assed abilities to stop mobility like taliyah w, the only good one is poppy and cass/singed grounded.
We do need a champion kit focused around disabling mobility because it's so strong
Kai'sa gets teased
drop Lux to make Kai'sa my waifu
new Irelia gets teased
drop Kai'sa to make Irelia my new waifu
>Kalista busts through the door to erase another betrayer
make her my waifu
How do I become a more loyal bf?
ts actually not that big of a deal from what ive experienced in my 20 matches with her so far especially considering 1 skill invalidates any disarming she does with her ult
as long as you poke with e and w you;ll win. if she qs, you q, if she uses w you just walk away. if she uses e theres probably a good chance that the jungler is there to pounce or that she thinks shes hot shit. if you recast w on her q you heal more so im just saying. shes way easier to put up with now, shield shred or otherwise
on live, i managed to cast r and kill someone. was wondering if id still be able to do that and turns out that you can in fact one shot with r still, its just very unlikely to kill any non squishies
yeah dude I’m gonna track you down because I know your name is “Billy” or “Chris R.” good thing you covered it up by calling yourself “Excelsior” like an actual 14 year old
apply to what? kled and tk both have shields
I did that 2 minutes later their moderator removed it stating "account related questions should be directed towards player support reddit will not help you"
every single games there is one fucker that go 10+ death
every single fucking game they feed like its their job while blaming everyone else
i dont even know why i play this shit its not fun, im irrelevant about the outcome of the game its just a coinflip about who get the tilted guys who is gonna int
Thanks for replying to me user. This was a really nice convo
Ill start playing more ranked I guess until I get the hang of what role I really want to main and my fav champs
I've been thinking of getting either darius or fiora. Kinda getting into juggernauts lately so I'll see
I assume Irelia can’t break Kled’s shield with that but Tahm Kenchs shield might
0/2 diamond promos :)
Does alacrity not count towards kai'sa's E?
are you calling skaarl's hp bar a shield? it's not a shield
tk's grey health bar is not a shield either, until the ability is activated
I'm that guy that finish game with double digit deaths, I really don't know how you guys do it to stop the bleeding of losing early and not die so many times.
At least I never say shit on chat.
Good luck user, I play top lane and even though lots of people like to meme about it, it's my favorite role. I just love the type of champs and type of itemizations up there. I don't like darius but fiora is pretty fun although more difficult to play.
feeling generous and I love /lolg/ first person to give me their btc wallet or PayPal email gets a few bucks :D
Is it a permanent stat?
Only items count.
Same, but I at least try to make up for it by getting double digit kills and assists. Usually works out well.
my past 5 games have ended with my botlane having 30+ death combined
this is just sad and i dont even know why i qued up again after the second one
tell guy from lolg that I'll add him later
completely forget about it
school stuff comes up
Fucking hell I'm retarded. Are you out there? AHHHHH
Why doesn't Riot have a cute assassin yet?
Kinda weird if you ask me...
Yo can someone explain why only ranked queues go down during patching? Really makes me think desu
Yeah I heard she takes a lot of animation cancelling
Most fioras I've played against against really braindead retarded and kill themselves by q'ing into my giant minion wave or chasing me into my turret with their ult while I just hug the wall kek
It's always hilarious when it happens
Holy shit I do the same shit fellow Kindred player.
I guess we should probably seek help from free coaches. Also, is BC good on Kindred? I like going double Life steal items (often BT and BotRK)
I was thinking something along the lines of "AOE that does [15/15/20/25] damage per tic (2/3/4/4 tics per second), multiplied by an additional [1/2/3/4/%+(2% AP)] for every 15 movement speed above 355" making an ability that does low base damage, but pretty good scaling damage that really fucks with champions where "just run at them" is considered a viable strategy.
Cone that knocks people back and grounds them for a short amount of time would also be good for fucks that like to either dash/blink on top of you and dash away, forcing them to either commit to killing you or have a teammate save their sorry asses.
nigga just stop fighting
They're gonna take your tower? Ah well, I've got more.
Caught out with an ally? Let them die
Unless you are 100% sure you can kill the enemy EVEN IF more of them show up, don't go in.
how do i let my team know that i like to play graves but am also not a homosexual
alright no inting for me. kaisaia jungle is fucking broken. got to abuse her before ranked went down for patching. hopefully you idiots permaban her on 8.6. no fucking way in hell is she gonna be balanced.
Because there's nothing to lose if a normal game suddenly drops.
Veigar/Camille cages would be nice, and I thought thats what Irelia's was. It must have been originally, because her reveal trailer shows Draven being pushed into the cage when it opens up next to him.
It's honestly mostly about knowing how to play from behind. I'm still shit at adc, But I try to position well, not be greedy (thats what kills you most of the time) and just be there for team fights.
PROTECT AT ALL COSTS
feed 6 kills to Darius in lane and then have 23 CS at 10 minutes
what do if my mechanics are bad
according to a reddit poll, nami is the 2nd least disliked champion of them all
ywn impregnate her
new client takes like five minutes to load the post-game results
what the fuck
Did you know that Veigar cage stops Rek'Sai R?
BC is good with tanks and such, which most games are heavy with these days, especially when Kayn goes Rhaast and tries to duel me. Even though I duel him just fine without it.
i hate that new darius build with trinity+phase rush
literally cant run away from him
In my last game our top went 0-3 against their Darius onetrick and couldn't cs at all so he swapped with me (ADC) and my support. Worked out okay.
whats your jungle and level up path?
don't mind 'em
minions move in a weird wave, weaving around each other across the lane for no reason
gives him access to me away from my wave at level 1
have to flash, burn TP to come back
all comes tumbling down from there
What the fuck is wrong with the minion pathing
nigga what do you want me to say
marksmen require lots of precise clicking
go spam games if you want better mechanics
God Irelia is so broken, better nerf her.
[meta changes and Irelia starts building new items because of the nerfs]
This item is too strong on its best users, better nerf Irelia some more.
[Ezreal fucks up the meta, again]
Trinity force is picked in every game, betetr nerf Irelia.
[Evelynn becomes hyper cancer, pick/ban in LCS]
LCS meta is getting stale, and with worlds approaching, we're gonna have to nerf Irelia.
hahaha remember when Riot couldn't nerf Irelia because of the le better nerf Irelia meme despite the fact she factually hadn't been nerfed in 3 years?
still no barbarian berserker champion whose undying rage allows him to cheat death
How many more obnoxious bimbos will we get before they decide to make a good champion for once?
punched hole in drywall because I fed my ass off in lane but couldn't DC because I was already in leaverbuster
I don't get the point of your post
after reading her patch history, it's not much of a meme, they fucked around with her, mostly nerfs, like every damn patch for like 10 patches
then they didn't do shit for years
level 3 lee vs level 3 illaoi in her wave
there are several champions that were nerfed harder and more often than irelia over the course of league
its an old, stale, outdated meme and brainlets are trying to parrot it for attention
That wouldn't really solve anything. High speed champions like ausol aren't what mobility is. Mobility is jumps, dashes, blinks ect which is becoming a must for every new champion these days
it's her only meme! be gentle!
Reddit can't even sidestep Maokai's ult.
not punching a whole through your monitor after feeding
do you even rage?
jarvan looking thicc af
also what's going on in this pic
I was really fucking close senpai but I need it for work and school. I settled for bringing my fist down in a hammer arm on the keyboard
still no Vikings pilliger character that can activate Ragnarok allowing him to be completely immune to CC while running at mac speed
This game fucking blows
something about j4 doing a dragon strike and shyv imagining it in her pussy
No magician that throws cards to attack and can teleport around the map
Come on lolbabs
How do you respond?
sill no champion that turns into a dormant sun, exploding in a giant AoE stun as it returns to the battlefield with full health, mana and refreshed cooldowns if the enemies don't destroy it in time
Fuck this game
damn the mechanics on that kayle
I don't respond I just select my top champ and play like normal.
still no giant dog champion
still no archer champion
later lolbabs switching to dota
which pizza girl sivir chroma is most appetizing
and why is it obsidian?
Dragon trainer tristana hold her dragon with her thumb in its butthole
J4 and Shyv observe, the former with a curious thoughtfulness, the latter with a worried nervousness
Not that winning a game against Dario Chopman is hard, but:
NOXIAN MIGHT: Darius gains 30 - 230 (based on level) bonus attack damage and instantly applies full Hemorrhage stacks through his usual means
Darius gains 30 - 230 (based on level) bonus attack damage
30-230 B O N U S A D
Like, there is no point in even trying to play against/kill him in lane. Out of lane, he's like one of those cats who can't catch the laser, but damn, Riot. The fuck?
Juggernaut Update was a mistake.
STILL no fox girl champion
Honestly, I'm just going to switch to Siege.
That would be stupid. Take your fushit somewhere else.
I pick nunu top cause it looks like we're going to be fighting for cs now
Fuck bros gold is so comfy to play in.
Most games I actually get competent players on my teams and no one tilts out of their minds, we all try to win until the end. How long does this last?
rank 3 highlander + rank 3 on the hunt
F A S T
Too bad Jarvan friendzoned Shyv according to a chart made by a rioter.
until you hit plat v then it's utter fucking nightmare mode
when i just want a giant dog
Doesn't even have to be humanoid. Just a dog. Maybe a dog that runs really fast when someone's at low health.
this is your ad carry for today
still no champion that can cast ten different ultimate spells based on the combination of his three preceding basic spells
rank 5 ingenious hunter + quinn ult + mobi + pd
like 900 ms
slow ass fucking kiddo
No champion that places invisible traps that wipe out half your health bar with an obnoxious DoT poison and slow while blinding you and poisoning you and autoing you to death
Just cuck my shit up swapping to Minesweeper
Well his favourite champ is definitely
can't wait to play quinn and kaisa jungle tomorrow after buffs
Genuine question, what is it about Draven and Vayne that turns people into complete shits?
this is your team wyd
still no sneaky spider champion that converts the map into a permanent stealth field
The champ themselves have the cocky attitude, and they play focusing on single shot 100-0 with the simplest of mechanics required.
Jesus Christ trist.
with fervor of battle
I wish it would happen, but not gonna happen.
Goddamn I miss that mastery so much
Gosu and T1 game highlights. The thing that they don't know is that most of these ebin playz happen only once ever ten games, but they think you have to try hard every game and since they don't have 1000+ games on that champ they fall off their assess and feed 5 kills per minute.
t. acne faced 75 IQ tank player
Week, year, day.
Leona has all the time in the world.
Have her cosplay pic related. I'm not shitting you, it'll be the best session you've had in a good while, if not ever.
There's always next game
t. DoubleGosu, with the montage music already playing in his head as he flashes in 1v5 and gets whacked
Decided to progress through Gold
Get to Gold 2
Hitting that sweet spot in the mmr ladder that gives me the Plat players on a loss streak
Say one word, or make one wrong move they int
Why do people play aram? Even if I think I get a good comp, the enemies is is always better. It's annoying
Does it take any mechanics at all for Draven to press Q?
Vayne and Draven do not have to do anything to do their entire damage. Its literally just one auto attack that kills or nearly kills, and a second/third that finishes the job.
Same with Jhin. And he has the same self-righteous, "Im the best you cant kill me" attitude that draws a similar crowd.
based human body
You are now aware that Lulu is EXTREMELY CUTE!
Just what I needed in my day to make all the Janna mains cry. Thanks user, you're awesome.
wants to start a dick-measuring-contest about something he doesn't even have
It gets pretty boring at times
tank players are high iq
they think about the strategics, focus on macro and play to win
nobody wants a riven or a yasuo top thats feast or famine and rages when their small peanut brain is confronted with their own shortcomings as a player
i think what got me out of plat was by not being that player. while in plat, i was that kinda player for the longest of times. if i made a bad play, and someone mentioned it (pinging, saying something), i'd tell them i could follow up on the play and then i'd just soft int (borderline hard inting) till we lost. also riot's punishment is fucking shite unless you're literally building mobs + zeals and repeating over and over in allchat that you're inting.
Jinx taught me that if everyone is trying to kill you then you just need to kill them faster.
strategics, focus on macro
these are things everyone in soloq has to do. and no, you aren't doing anything that requires any form of thinking in whatever gigalow elo you're in.
Be nice to your support and compliment her
Yeah players can climb way higher then they think if you just /mute all and focus on the game.
It honestly does
t.neeting for a year and a half now
Braumcat would be fucking awesome. He'd be chill as fuck.
tfw in mid gold right now
getting all the shitter plats from last season who need 1000 games to climb into p5
they also think they are so much better than "goldie shitters"
most of whom will make it to plat in like 300-500 games and not 1K+
I have fucking Pax sivir and you still cant fucking convince me to play adc. Id much rather be a support enabling a retard adc then being an adc having to deal with a retard support
Lulu skin when?????????????
Reposting this fucking lux
no bard cat
Lulu is the spookiest! THE SPOOKIEST!
How could this talon have played this better?
Sivir is the most fun ADC though
No you don't, that shit is suffering
the response to every single death is always "should not have been there in the first place"
She is fun backing having to deal with being on a team where my team either doesnt know how to peel or picks all fucking assassins when enemy team has a strong frontline is why i hate playing adc.
I can position well all i fucking want but when my support decides to do stupid shit like me pick shit like lux and completely ruin my laning phase because she thinks she is a mid laner and just wants to fight bot and keeps getting killed you can just fuck right off with adc.
A good support > a good adc
I want to be my adcs cumrag
Riot is buffing K6
What a great company
hello it's me your adc
didnt ghostcrawler say last year a lot of rioters enjoyed the bug
I’ve been advocating for an option to just turn text chat off in the game for a while now
so how does it feel finally being a dead game?
I AM THE GREATEST IRELIA HUSANDO IN THE WORLD
Lulu is my gf
plz be on EUW
implying work isnt fucking boring
3 years of this and I want to blow my fucking brains out
this is going to be the next 30 years of my fucking life just end me
AAAAA WHERE IS MY EKKO BUFF
flavor of the month compared to a old game
Remember when pubg was supposed to kill league?
Overwatch memesports and Fortnite is flavour of the month.
Are you veigar?
amazing, huge relief
She's gonna be so OP on release, she's gonna have to get nerfed into the ground
I am your support
Pubg isnt even on the top 10 anymore
Also how the fuck was Pubg supposed to even overtake league if it couldnt run on toasters like league/overwatch/fortnite can
I wish I was new Irelia, why isn't matrix style VR invented yet?
This is your toplaner for tonight. Say something nice to her!
Have been practising her already for 2 days straight. Am also a god tier lane controller so i will climb to Masters as soon as she is released.
Good luck friend. Be swift
compensation buffs cause of duskblade nerf
How do I into Evelynn? Every time I play her, the enemy team instantly rushes items that counter me, but when somebody on the enemy team plays her, they get fed as fuck because nobody on my team thinks it's a good idea to build MR.
Your smile is CUTE!
League can't run on toasters anymore though. They fucked up with new runes patch and now it's lagging af.
Name the top 5 junglers right now.
I want to climb.
I am yeah
I said toasters not wood burning stoves
Most women are at least a little bi once they have a few drinks
Overrated as fuck skin. I don't understand these Airplane memers.
thigh tier Kindred Vi Evelynn Elise Ezreal
use google tard
but i want lolgs opunions
2 blue lucian
initiate on enemy adc
chunk 75% of both of the bot laners life while we come out with like 60/70% left each
adc tower dives them under wave
we lose because the adc feeds over and over not minding spacing at all or watching the map
how the fuck do you make such a stupid fucking decision
Why did they make Irelia a white person? Fucking whitewashers.
Why, is Irelia somewhat homo? Please say yes.
I know Fiora, Cait, Leona, and Vi are pretty homo. That IS a lot of dykes, honestly.
tfw I ban udyr every game
Used to ban lee every game but the no ward jg item killed him good.
by being a bad player
you meet bad players in low elo
you end up in low elo by being a bad player
Why is Amelie Aerhart white?
You also forgot her plane-sized rack
doesn't resemble her in any way other than lmao plane girl lol
slowly working my way back to a non-embarrassing winrate after going 2-8 in placements ah
ITT: Skins you want for your favourite champs
Pool party Irelia
Star guardian Irelia
Lunar empress Irelia
Blood moon Irelia
why do you have to be mean? :<
wanting a skin shilling a shitty chinese phone company for your champ
lmaoing at your life kid, she will get one more skin tops before rito starts pumping out skins for decent waifu bait like
kindred and lissandra, yeah I fucking like her too, lissfag before forgetting to make new ones for her like they did Evelynn.
50 minutes long game
finally we get aced after a rough back and forth, exposed nexus
they meme surrender, it actually goes through inmediately, they all smashed yes and we win
they lose their fucking shit on post game lobby and start shit talking each other
I can't fucking believe this shit
support feeds so hard i can't even cs under tower
adc feeds so hard he's useless for literally the entirety of the match
Lulu is my STAR!
I'm her GUARDIAN!
not a single shred of evidence
when will irelia shitters go back to their containment boards
The hard part about Evelynn is learning to teamfight with her. You can't just dive in like her old incarnation and need to fight very opportunistically. Flank fights as much as feasible and try to wait for someone else to initiate if at all possible. She rewards skillful play once you learn her though. She's a lot more successful the higher in elo she's played at.
Every time I play her, the enemy team instantly rushes items that counter me, but when somebody on the enemy team plays her, they get fed as fuck because nobody on my team thinks it's a good idea to build MR.
This isn't particularly helpful and looks like you're just deflecting rather than examining how you could be playing better. Comp plays a role in this kind of thing and there will be some variance, but if enemy Evelynns are consistently more successful they're probably snowballing harder and getting more done with their leads.
Sous Chef Bard
Flying fat chef swinging a Ladle at you hitting you with sauce
His W is a rising souffle
the chimes around the map are order tabs
chime spirits following behind him are spice shakers
add to friends
support is male(male)
FF 15 GO NEXT
In the bin of scrapped ideas
feed my ass off top lane several games in a row
get autofilled support
"Fuck it who do I have, I hate Soraka and Janna even if they're easy"
pick gem man of many gems
have the best game of my life, me and Jinx shit all over a Xayah + Rakan lane
win the game with a decisive 5 man ult
solo a Yi alternating between Q and W for infinite sustain and damage
Holy shit I forgot how fun gem man is. I took klepto on him, good choice?
You are hired
yeah i bet all this practising on the PBE is worth shit
How do you die so much on a champ that becomes invulnerable?
Imo 7 deaths is the sweetspot for the average game, anything beyond that and youre a retard unless youre some shit like ali or its a stomp where they kill you in the fountain.
boom boom vi
Being so unfit that nature makes you unnattracted to women and think never having kids or spreading your knowlesge and wisdom to them is just fine and you should still get society gibs
Why is League filled with faggots?
Taric is actually a fucking stupid duelist, if you're really ahead you can buy
Triforceon him and just go to town
A man of culture i see
Incredibly close 45 minute slug fest
Enemy team has 4 dragons, but we scale slightly harder, managing to gradually start to turn the game in our favor
Enemy Jungler fucking ints right as Elder spawns holy shit this is it-
Jungler runs to chickens
Jungler runs to wolves
Enemy team 4 mans Elder, they get 4 stack buff, proceed to run it down Top to win the game
Ask in the motherfuck Jungler chose not to do Elder
"dude it's just a normals xd"
I don't think I have ever been this angry.
Who gives a shit about a normal?
Reminder that it's the support and top's duty to pick a tanky champion before the jungler has to pick one from his tiny tank jungler pool
not playing tank adc
Delete Anivia holy fucking shit
Clears waves instantly
Builds 3 HP items and has a revive passive so have fun trying to kill her
Oh what's that? After dodging 99 Q's one barely clipped you? LOL say goodby to 3/4's of your HP
Oh shit this champ is too oppressive early, let's give them a hypercarry lategame!
When assassins are OP, I at least feel like I'm playing against a real, flesh-and-blood person.
literally just do 2 full health bars worth of damage to her while dodging her e q combo that does 400 damage level 3, come the fuck on dude
Have to play against Soulmario's Kled in a norm
That was a fresh level of Hell, I'll tell you hwhat...
team picks full ad
eve is banned
nida is banned
elise is dogshit
Dark Star Rek'Sai or Wukong
so that I can do the goofy ass Dark Star duo with my friend who plays Orianna so that I won't have to bother with J4 or Kha'Zix.
Reminder that I will do as I please and if you don't like it you can dodge or kill yourself.
Eggnivia has literally negative defenses until like level 14?
Although its disgustingly tanky late.
And if I ever go against a Teleport Anivia again Im just going to AFK or take smite and counterjungle.
first three ap junglers listed are shipicks at absolute best
inb4 "nuh uh im in gold with 300 diana games shes der best"
Reminder that if you pick a tank at all you're a cuckboy.
literally negative defenses
She has subtracted defenses, they don't dip below zero though.
Wukong is getting a robot skin
Why not just take TPA Orianna or Bladecraft?
BC is her best skin anyway, imo.
You're right, full AP bruisers are in short supply, even more so in the jungle. I'd say you're best bet in that scenario is to go ChoGath in all seriousness.
It was just for fun, no big deal. And I agree with you. They prefer using Winter Wonder though.
there is literally no reason to die 1v1 before 6 as anivia, if you get egg popped past your side of the lane and the enemy still has cooldowns to kill you you are beyond dogshit at the game
Thought she had -10 Armor/MR, not 10 less.
Thats fucking ass, so she breaks even with just 300g on top of a fucking RoA?
becomes Kench-lite except Suppressed for 4 seconds during her second health bar
WW Ori is good once I noticed she's like 2 inches tall, like Heartseeker.
Seems fitting for the robot girl to have two toy skins
Shut the fuck up you retarded faggot.
I'm assuming you're below diamond 1, in which case you can pick literally anything and as long as you play well you will win.
Yeah and then by late game she gains defenses in egg mode.
GODDAMNIT why is DotA's Phoenix so much fucking better.
i never said they were unplayable you idiot sperg, they are just worse than literally any other pick, hence why they are called shit picks. just because you are at a lower rank doesnt mean they arent objectively worse
lets be honest unless youre playing gragas or kai'sa it doesnt really matter who you pick as long as you can play them well
They aren't objectively worse though.
You just call them shitpicks because either you're trash on them or the players you've had play them in your bronze games have been shit on them. Stop blaming "muh comp" for your losses and maybe you'll win more games.
why are you projecting so fucking hard? you do understand all champs arent equal right? you do understand there are huge power gaps in most champs right? just because ashe can be played and won with doesnt mean shes anywhere as good as xayah
but like I said that's irrelevant below diamond 1 so it doesn't matter.
how is it irrelevant below diamond? why would you want retards playing shit that isnt good? you get retards like that faggot pixel that pollute this board with dogshit webms. go be stupid somewhere else
getting to build Randuin's and frozen heart as Taric against Yasuo and Yi
45% CDR Zz'rot
What a fun fucken game
disrespecting the fat man this hard
Just because you can't aim his ult to save your lives doesn't mean he's unplayable.
man i fucking hate ww think i have to ban him from now on
replace ashe and xayah with gragas and whatever jungler is flavor of the month
you do know highlander makes Yi immune to AS slows too right?
Warwick is the Darius if the jungle. Stupidly strong early game, braindead to play, tons of invisible power where he baits you into losing exchanges that look winnable
You can't dodge the slowest skillshot?
Yi has Highlander on at all times
The -20% crit damage from Randuin's isn't still invaluable
Yi getting his ult duration resets against hard CC man of team wide invincibility
He's my go to ban whatever role I'm in. His healing is outrageous when he builds right. Tanky unkillable cc machine.
if it wasnt like double the size of morgs binding, which is already trucksized, u might have had a point
trying to play garen
enemy team bans garen
pick a real champ and shit on them
the best junglers are tanks
wowee what a sacrifice
Taking drawing requests.
Post ending in 7 gets it.
Zoe playing gameboy
Morgana root is outrageous. It's hit box is really weird too.
Lava Elemental Taric skin concept
lewdly holding hands with Dark Lux
Kayn and Zoe doing cute things
Who's a braindead support I can carry with?
J A N N A
annie in a room with creepy lolg men
Ahri and those two gay AF new champs aren't enough
Makes me wonder if League going more liberal and sjw will actually get them more people. Though, I hate it. People asking for Lolis rather than badasses like Rengar or Graves who are all unproductive or deluded people.
Wukong tricking a Darius with his decoy, kind of like in this image
the slut one
So when I do my provisionals do I play them with randoms, or people around last seasons mmr?
anime tiddy is liberal/sjw
dude i only play hyper masculine champs because i'm insecure in my masculinity while playing an chinese cartoon video game lmao
is going first item seraph on veigar bad
i'm fairly new but my silver 2 friend said it is, and considering how awful he was in dota, i really doubt he knows more than every veigar guide ive read
why don't people put champs like kindred in jg for sieges and have something like lux bot / morg support for insta kills lanes
why are the lanes so rigid in the way that they are
this but jinx in schoolgirl uniform kissing vi in schoolgirl uniform while caitlynn tries not to feel too bad about being cucked
What a horrible thing to have one skin make her white
Bet you wouldn't mind a black skin for someone.
this but gragus
since you've played dota i'll put it like this
on champs like storm spirit or lesh who chug mana with low cd high cost spells like janna/cm player's chug semen you want seraph's
otherwise you want luden's
on champs like
jungler has to be strong early, or at least a good duelist, to feasibly jungle
ADC is the least dependent on level and the most dependent on gold, as well as the weakest thing on the map early. They need a babysitter in a lane with reliable creeps for gold
the two person babysitter lane is close to dragon so you have twice as much vision and presence around it
His "xd" wasn't as bad as I thought it was then.
the next post got 7
people still keep replying to this
I wonder if the agenda is to silence e-celebs since they have more power them mainstream celebs.
I mean think about it, The Oscars, MSM celebrities don't compare anymore to youtube celebrities. CNN get's less viewers then Nick At Night in ratings. No one watches TV anymore.
he isnt level 120+ by now
no 2d women will ever respect you user
i dont know if veigar's spells are considered high mana, but they're definitely low cd
i've just noticed i literally never run out of mana ever since i started going seraphs, seems good, and the defensive ability doesn't hurt either
I wonder if the agenda is to silence e-celebs since they have more power them mainstream celebs.
I mean think about it, The Oscars, MSM, NFL (((DROPPING IN RATINGS 15%+ YEARLY))) celebrities don't compare anymore to youtube celebrities. CNN get's less viewers then Nick At Night in ratings. No one watches TV anymore.
against a hypercarry who builds madred's, botrk and rageblade
fugn slivers i swer
I used Ahri as an example of a fox champ only and then said the two new fox faggots are gay and liberal, but not Ahri.
the two new fox faggots
and who were those again?
The more you say faggot the more manly you look.
I want you to fuck me so bad right now, come here and impregnate me.
What can I say user? He built a PD, the armour stacking cucked the razor and botrk damage regardless, the randuins was supremely helpful against the Yasuo and Xayah as well.
This but with Urgot's legs as the crab legs, and his head as the meat
Red/Blue potions as the sauces, and whatever other garnish/decoration on the plate (gold coin, longsword, Pix)
boy's can't impregnate boys
Yi doesnt buy crit
he buys on-hits and rapes you with true damage
On-Hit Yi easily outdamages Crit-Yi when ramped up and E active.
Crit is ONLY for when you play vs a FULL squishy team that can easily get one shot
do u even cowsep?
Crit Yi is what everybody uses nowadays. New Rageblade might make onHit Yi viable tho
Useless if you go lethality build
Useless if you go normal ADC build
Useless if you go Jhin build
I don't get it, what the fuck is this champion supposed to do?
source of this bbw illustration anthology book?
Jumping Jesus Christ on a fucking stick
Oh, shit. Didn't even see before I got my 7. Rip.
Playing a jungler outside of their intended role
I hope you reported him
Useless if you go Jhin build
wuzzat my dude???
Thomas Hewitt is the artist, dunno if the book is anywhere.
Youmuus + Dancer + trinity + merc scimmy with Swifty boots.
Get IE then go full Lethality and press R
you draft MF primarily for her R and nothing else.
lol thanks drawfag
E Reaver > Shiv > IE > RFC > BT/DD
I figured that had to be the answer. Nothing else in her kit seems to do shit unless someone is dumb enough to stand behind low hp creeps or try to run from her. The only thing I can see her doing well outside of teamwipe Rs is when I had Shiv + RFC + IE, which let me one-shot people like a lazy Draven, but the DPS is nowhere near Draven's level.
I always joked about her being "Tits: The Champion", but it looks like it was more true than I thought.
wtf is this monstrosity
i want to abort zoe post-birth!
Alright so conqueror will get nerfed down to like 15% or less is my prediction
t. tryndamere player
I don't get it, what the fuck is this champion supposed to do?
Nothing, lest you spark the ire of Vayne mains.
can't wait for free true damage top lane cuck
lane dominance, strong teamfight, early kill pressure with the right support, and good rotations/roams. youmuu>IE>Shiv or rapid fire>depends on teamcomp.
With what ability?
Have you seen how much fucking damage Double Up does
With what ability?
all of them?
enemy tries to cs caster minion
zooming to them at mach 10 and e them and q a minion when they run like a bitch, chunking 90% of their hp and winning the game instantly
learn how to play mf
just don't let her q you even once you fucking bronze trash
need to auto attack for 4 seconds straight to even activate it
doesnt reset the duration
uh yeah have fun with that or whatever lmao
What champion exactly does she beat in that trade? Because all the ADs I can think of can win the trade easily, if not outright turn and kill her.
like playing bard support but wanna branch out
wanna try taric support
afraid im going to be bored out of my fucking mind with his linear playstyle
Im fine supporting if it means i win more often by not having to deal with some autofill fuck crying all game and not doing shit but why is all the choices for support either bland as fuck or some meme shit
not that guy but mf wins msot 1 aa trades because of her passive.
Everything else she has for lane dominance is zoning with Q
she can win extended 2v2 trades with W and by switching targets to proc her passive, but loses out to champions with better steroids
Its very easy to proc your lovetap then walk away though, especially with her E and W or q threath
too early fag
Taric is fun as fuck my man. I just wish he was slightly more complex. Like, why don't both casts of E stack, rewarding more accurate aiming and landing both halves? Why doesn't W's tether have any sort of effect like DotA's Wisp so he's more positioning dependent?
what did you mean by this or are you just spouting terms to seem smart
Why doesn't W's tether have any sort of effect like DotA's Wisp so he's more positioning dependent?
it literally has the effect of doubling spell aoe's which is more interesting than straight hp/mp regen and a one time mediocre slow
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