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First for bully
Lanky is for bullying!
18.104.22.168:7779 TONS OF COOL PEOPLE AND NO SHITTY FAGS JOIN US NOW
Kill that underageb& shoesnatcher willy on sight
Upon further review, the footage also shows that he literally said "Please senpai don't kill me" and then he spurgs out about no game no life again, I didn't capture the part at the start of the round where he insulted the d bois and ran to the d boi spawn, this is right afterwards
senpai please don't shoot me
best streamable I've seen all day
nobody is gonna draw Doc taking off his mask to reveal another mask
If I knew how to draw, I'd do it myself but I don't know how to draw.
Have to wait until next round to hear people
When will this get fixed?
could use the post above you as inspiration
Did 7779 just shit the bed?
tfw you snipe a spot just when the match is restarting in the first try
thought it was just another one of my lag spikes getting me dropped
Yeah and since it did I added the disarm mod to it. That the user made last thread, now disarmed dboys come out as gunlets, disarmed nerds come out as CI
I added the new Servermod and Assembly file + added escapee_detained_check = true;
and the disarmed dboys didnt respawn as gunlets
When peanut scares the living shit out of you
I screamed. I don't even know where he came from.
Just tested it in 7779, didn't work on a d-boy.
Also NTF seem to not be spawning with their radio.
Stop throwing grenades at SCPs you retards.
I know why the radios weren't spawning, had to fix a config option.
my dad works for steam and he said if you throw a grenade right into an SCP's mouth it instakills them when it explodes
That is the worst lanky I've ever seen
<3 the nut
Do not bully the peanut.
I'll try to draw femnerd from now on
There are so many great things about this
tfw I was an idiot and didn't save the old streamables and now they're gone forever
ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
disconnect during round start
YOU ARE SPECTATOR
spawn as nine tailed gay
afk for 30 seconds
oh cool no one tkd me
go to the elevator
die to a grenade
is there no way to escape the elevator grenade?
Shoe snatchin Willy here. You'll never stop me from spurging up the server. Your pure rage and autism only makes me want to be more annoying.
stop posting this tumblr garbage please
Go to bed timmy
You've already reached high poon status, enjoy your eternal griefing
don't make me get the hat
Implying I won't griff twice as hard
when the nerd closes the door in your face
Damnit timmy i'm to tired for this shit just go to bed, mommy's gotta work tommorrow
I miss elevator dinging.
It only happens when Doc camps the nuke room anymore.
I tried to warn you all about the underage kid but your complacency allows people like poon and shoesnatching willy to destroy the community
Playing a match
There's a mic spammer in the server
He sounds like a middle schooler
Deal with his shit all round
Can't kill him because ff is off
He's using the intercom non stop
He turns the intercom on and is about to say burger king foot lettuce
"Tyler come, I'm not gonna tell you twice, get ready for bed you have school tomorrow"
He logs out
Half of the server has laughing fits
Are you sure you're not playing with Shoesnatch?
moving so fast as peanut your attacks don't even hit when holding down the mouse button
Destroy the community
Plays the game
Nigger, Calm your autisim. Where you bullied by a group of 12 year olds or something.
He'll be gone in a day.
Everyone knows poon is an annoying fuck. Any other shitty people get TK'd to death, or eventually banned by an admin.
Don't be so fussy.
I can't connect into 22.214.171.124. Anyone else having this issue?
Or blinking straight into the fuckin Tesla gate.
someone throws a grenade in the elevator right before the doors shut
maskless doctor with normal skin
peanut with a face and robotic like body
and a fucking mouth
dumb underage cunt
thread goes on /v/ for 15 minutes
population quality declines significantly
but hey at least quantity went up right fellas
the thread complaining about shoesnatching willy is still up
i've seen scp:cb get completed and ive seen gameplay, but ive actually never played myself, so I tend to shit my pants when i get lost/left alone as CI or NTF(or any role) because I don't know where the fuck im supposed to go and I don't want to stall the game by being lost or anything. what should I do? I've went through all the tutorials for secret lab and those didn't really help, they only just taught me how to use 914.
im a newfag at secret lab, how do I avoid getting lost?
you don't, it randomizes that shit
You learn by playing, don't worry about extending the game, if anyone wants to end the round they'll kill the SCP's and use the nuke anyway.
There's no avoiding getting lost.
be 049 for first time
get stuck on electric trap and die
Also, last thing, how do I kms for future reference
I guess I'll just learn how to play the SCPs with time
how do I kms for future reference
Tesla gates in heavy, grenades, fall damage, ask a friend to shoot you. There's no key for suicide, sadly.
bully nerds/dbois who have a gun
run into a electric fence
or be a zombie and try rushing a squad of people with guns
throw a grenade at your feet or run into a tesla gate. you aren't stalling the game unless you are making a conscious effort to do it (IE camping in an out-of-the-way spot with your face against a wall for 5 minutes straight), as long as you keep moving around and trying to do stuff no-one will care
Escaping as a d-boy and taking down NTF along the way is so incredibly fucking satisfying. That furry camping gate B can suck a dick.
LETS GO BOIZ
Taking down an NTF Lieutenant/Commander with only a regular pistol
POP POP MOTHERFUCKER
take a risk and rush peanuts room
blast 2 scientists
take the skorpion from armory
kill an mtf in heavy
cheeky scientist thinks I don't see him pick up the mtf gun
pop him too
make it to entrance
put an mtf down before larry gets him
lanky mauls me as I'm running from larry
I was almost cool
The game would be a lot more scarier if z boys and Larry werent stuck in the T pose
You just don't understand.
I'm killing him the next time I see him
7 people, let's make this the koooo server. GET 20!
it's so weird seeing myself in other people's videos as a background character
When Fucking Skeletons died in that room, we spawned together as NTF and went back to 914. His scientist body was still on the ground, and another NTF shot him in the head, claiming he was an SCP in disguise, using the body of a dead scientist (as a meme).
This game is bananas sometimes.
The fact that hes using a ss13 trope and hes an underaged shitter hurts my soul.
Why is the gunplay so wonky?
tfw I'm in that streamable
tfw really like the scp stuff
tfw also to afraid to ever play
SCP:SL is fun because you're never alone
Whats the secret of getting out of the pocket dimension?
It uses pic related, an awful engine that's only popular because it's free and runs on everything.
Not too spooky! Especially if you're in a group. Fear those Tesla gates though. I told somebody I was scared of them and the next thing I know I got zapped. They can smell your fear.
a few weeks back there was an exploit where you could check all the exits but now it's just random, there is no secret anymore, just check which exit doesn't have a corpse in it
if you see someone go through the right one, right click on your ammo box to drop ammo leading a trail to the right one just in case you get sent there again
t-thanks. But I think I'll just keep on listening to people reading scp stuff and then not being able to sleep.
The only SCPs I ever get are Peanut and Larry
GIMME DOC YOU CUNT
It's really not a scary game at all. More tense than truly scary.
Don't worry user, I'll
hold your hand if you get scared
unity is great, the games are mostly just shit for the reasons you mentioned
Give me your Larry and Peanut rounds and I'll give you my Doc rounds because I swear that's the only one I get.
They should just drop the "increasing speed as your health drops" thing and give him a sprint button.
only ever get Doc
I fucking hate it. With a good team the rest of them are so much more fun.
when your fellow scp is also your biggest threat
i hate Veeky Forums
Only me and ShyGuy left as I dump ammo into him
Only other CI shows up and FF's me
I activated the femur breaker as peanut a week or two ago
When you get trapped in an elevator with furries as Larry
Tfw die to your teammates more than the fucking SCP's
Fuck those guys, lone wolf is the only way to NTF/CI.
C'mon, user, just get in the elevator!
WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS THE WORST TIME FOR THE SERVER TO DIE
AND IT WILL COME
that group suicide
1v1 larry with stains of time
I hope you choke!
Express my concerns about the handling of SCP threads compared to other threads
"Post it on feedback, staff browse it, don't expect a response"
2 days and still nothing
I'm giving it 5 days before I lose my hope
You'll never get your answer, threads will never get allowed back. There is no justice here or on /v/, I've come to accept it.
are both 140:7777 and 7778 down?
whole server is I think
it's a 1 chaos shoots around after spawn and pretends they got shot and then chaos all kill each other episode thinking they are all the friend firers episode
Sorry that was me
all the servers are down apparently
I thought you guys were funny mememasters
everytime i join Veeky Forums servers its full of low testosterone buttmad 25 year olds
suck it dad im only 21
Get in 126.96.36.199:7780
when CI isnt checking the fucking corner of the LCZ airlock
Joining right now,rather play than wait for the other shits
When you're watching CI run past you dozens of times.
how new are you honest question
guarding Larry's room
door is open and femur breaker is closed
fuck me why is it so tempting to press the button
trap lanky in the armory in heavy
he starts talking to me due to the glitch
start shit talking him about how he's never getting out
end up raging him
jump on the side of the railing and he jumps to his death trying to get to me
Seems like both 7777 and 7778 are down, i time out every single time i try to connect but 7779 works fine for me, dunno about 7780.
its another LeonTalon nades the elevator episode
Reminder to kill leontalon on sight
Scientist life, fuck you d-bois :)
Just gunlets? I'd rather be killed on sight.
Kill this faggot on sight. Constantly throws grenades in elevators and kills his teammates confirmed euroshit too.
Personal army requests.
And people are supposed to care why? Go be a pussy somewhere else, some type of forum might be more your speed.
Game will never be scary because you can easily understand the limitations of each SCP and cheese them easily. The only time it will be scary is the same way jump scares are scary. The T-Poses are funny and help the game's charm because the game itself is janky as fuck. The moment this game tries to take itself seriously is the moment it fades into mediocrity.
ya youre such an expert in videogame sales
everyone should listen to you
talking about sells on a game that's free
You're an idiot.
I can confirm. I have seen him today and yesterday and whatever role he is playing, he's spreading misery to team mates. It's not even "lol prank" every now and then but constant malicious fuckery.
thinking anything i said was to be taken serious at all
jesus christ, go back to school kid
spawn as SPC
mics aren't working
What's the point
Taking what I said seriously
fuck off go be a retard somewhere else
You shouldn't ruin your name on multiplayer requiring teamwork, especially on small user community. You will ruin your own future experience. You want to vent out by dicking, you go to public server and return to user server after that and behave nicely.
trying to get the last word in
Says the person wanting everyone to gang up on his bully.
Deal with it, or does it remind you of what happens at school during the day?
Go kill him yourselves chicken shits. People have better shit to do than hunt down some fag being a fag, like try to have fun in a game. If he's a piece of shit on a small server, get an admin to ban him or find a new server, don't ask random people on the internet to get involved in your slap fight.
I'm the second poster and I am not telling people to tk. I am just warning to be on guard when meeting that griefer. The whole idea of the discussion about on going game is to inform players on the things they should be aware of. If player is craving for attention as this one clearly is, he will get attention.
This buttblasted damage control
Git gud faget
Being "on-guard" is retarded because you will die before you can react. 2 headshots and you have to wait until next respawn. You should TK these people
being this mad that someone killed you in a video game
Have you ever considered that people are teamkilling each other because the butthurt posts in the thread are funnier than the act of killing? Quit your bitching, nigger.
boy I wish I had the skill and dedication to make a bideo game because I'd make this but 10x better if I could
get disconnect, server is full
join back immediately
YOU ARE SPECTATOR
this game, man
I confirmed poster about a fact that one player is griefer. How does that make me butthurt?
You get free elevator grenade, comrade
Learn Sentence Structure
Your assmadness about 'there being a griefer' is why there are griefers, Noone is bothered but you.
Stop feeding him.
How does that make me butthurt?
S E E T H I N G
if everybody throws grenades in the elevator then nobody does
every spawn all chaos throw their grenades at each other you don't seem any of them complaining
The cabinet loot tables are definitely different in 7779, found a commander card and a grenade in Entrance zone thus far
Ok I chuckled.
Why are Nerds such good bullying targets?
what if dboys started with grenades
please don't forget to post the EU server in OP
Well, I'm just the one he/she drew it for. Kinda? Still can't believe it.
When a D-Boi executes your fellow nerd in 914 and you can only watch in horror and hope he doesn't see you in the corner
I'm so sorry, Chad. I would have stopped him if I could have...
because teen movie stereotypes?
girl (male) likes Yaoi
this is shocking somehow
Why don't the devs want us linuxbros to have fun?
Nah, that it was made after talking to me is the bit I'm amazed about, silly.
Free game, no profit.
Go to the betas tab in properties for the game on Steam.
i'd make this game 10x better if i had the ability
to make this game 10x better
Why will they add these
i hope they bring 079 back soon he looked really fun to play
I feel like the red card should stay in entrance zone filing cabinets, honestly.
So apparently if lanky dies while raging when the round restarts lanky will spawn in rage mode
Yellow key card is upgraded with 1:1 to get the green card. Green card is upgraded with Fine to Red Card. If I see anymore of you mouth breathers fucking up these 2 easy steps, there will be public mockery of your Steam account.
spawned as MTF
throw my grenade down from the ealkway before lift to show I have no intention to nade the elevator
guard goes after it and dies
True to their dog nature
Here's your (You)
Is 188.8.131.52 down?
it already exists
there's config options for changing classes
if you change someone's class to spectator (2 iirc) you'll kill them
so in your example you'd add
SCP914_rough_change_class = 0:2 , 1:2, 3:2, 4:2, 5:2, 6:2, 7:2, 8:2, 9:2, 10:2, 11:2, 12:2, 13:2;
SCP914_very_fine_change_class = 0:2 , 1:2, 3:2, 4:2, 5:2, 6:2, 7:2, 8:2, 9:2, 10:2, 11:2, 12:2, 13:2;
if you only want to do specific classes, see github.com
He was awful to play in the public servers because of the low skill floor of the average players but i imagine that in our servers where everyone coordinates and knows the game he would be a massive game changer and would stop those situations where people can just dance around some SCPs
7777 and 7778 are down, 7779 and 7780 are up
that's odd, I tested those files and they worked fine
are you sure the dboiz were disarmed? Apparently there's some bug where if someone doesn't have an item you can't disarm them
To expand: I'm noticing that there's really no reason for the entire SCP team to immediately book it to light containment, slaughter everyone in 914, and then leave. At least before there was a reason to split forces as an SCP, having Doc either head to entrance with Larry or Lanky, and send the third down to light to fuck with the D-Boys, while everyone else harasses the MTF/CI spawns and ideally killing the guy who searched the cabinets to find the red card.
Now, in 7779, where the card you get is a commander card, that means containing Larry is specifically tied to 914 as an objective. Meaning there's zero reason for SCPs to not rush it ASAP. Which just turns rounds into peanut mean-mugging everyone at the door to make sure they can't get past him while Larry walks in and viciously fucks them, or baits them to open the door to try and run for Doc to get a headstart on his army. It's kinda just a win/win for SCPs now.
wait you did mean the ones I uploaded and not the github ones right? The github ones are still pretty outdated but I'm scared to put up a new release there
d-class/scientists do literally nothing to you
you can go down to light and get some easy kills on trash when they're more clumped up and have less options
however, your real oppponent is still ntf/ci. If you can, sticking around heavy or even entrance to get the drop on them or delay them is also really good, because it gives your buddies down in light a lot more time before they have to start worrying about people being escorted out, or being shot
use aoe2 soundboard
only one person actually recognises it, others somehow think i'm talking even when I repeat the phrases later on
Them being dead is still a win condition for you. And delaying the initial wave feels pointless since they can't get anything to really threaten you barring the super soaker, which, granted, is something you need to watch out for. But I still think it's better to just kill everyone in light. It has more effective deadends to chase people into, halls are shorter so you can't just get S+M1'd to death as an SCP as easily, and you're actively guarding the only way to prepare the nuke / contain Larry.
We need more peepz in 7779
Shark Punching Center?
Vent crawling added when?
camping jesus christ pack that shit in if you're not SCP you pussies just make it similar to lifts with a start, pocket dimension, exit
one random NTF spawns with THE CHALK and is the designated sign maker
one random spawn in the facility with another chalk that doc or zombies can pick up
camping jesus christ pack that shit in if you're not SCP you pussies
you fucking retard
SCP & NTF/CI are the ones that aren't allowed to camp
dboiz/nerds can camp all they want because it's how they work
Stalling out the game is how they work
Like how jumping on the floating box in 106 is legit MLG strats for rekking skips
It really shouldn't be because it's boring as fuck. C-walk everywhere the moment you hear a sound, but if you can't you can sprint. NTF/CI have no reason to sneak unless they heard something you would have probably heard first.
if scps didn't camp, dboiz/nerds wouldn't have to camp nearly as long
I've played games where the SCPs sat outside 914 for over 10 minutes
like what the fuck do you expect at that point?
Guaranteed Larry spawn for one. I mean come the fuck on SCP:SL devs, you need to fill SCP first almost every time. Like how Secret Hitler is balanced, you can't play without some essential characters, and Lanky sure as fuck is not essential.
with the new functions I stick in servermod it's now possible to make a plugin that forces specific scps
Larry and Peanut needs a guaranteed spawn
when someone recognizes your obscure soundboard reference
D-boys trap me in 914
They think there safe moving either side of the room
They start to bully
Kill one of them
Other panics and lets me out
He gets gunned down by MTF a few minutes later
a lot of the game was balanced around the computer but normies didn't like to play as him so we get trapped SCPs permanently open Larry door and 914 stalemates
What if Larry had an inventory?
Wouldn't that be a genuinely positive benefit? More dynamics, less cheese
addendum: specifically I mean he can pick up and use keycards even though doors are irrelevant for him - it's for his SCP pals
I fucked up and implied Radical Larry is FUCKING PISSED mode where he gets super soaker first thing whoops
justice for peanut
how the heck do you change mic input to play .wav for example?
That scientist that made it past 2 chaos spawns and peanut with his original card
when you get to the intercom
SET ME FREE
TRUST ME AND WE WILL ESCAPE THE FACILITY
so many players
what's going on?
nevermind i can't connect to any of the servers
wtf is happening?
use 7779. Worked like 30 mins ago.
None of the US servers got anybody on it.
is there anybody online right now at all?
NEET hours, is anybody awake?
The ones on here, what is the config option string? Maybe I had tgat wrong
Eurotrash here, procastinating from college.
Also taking requests for uncolored doodles if anyone wants something.
D-boi rather getting femur broken instead of trying to escape with incompetent CI squad
"Larry ends up in the femur breaker"
'If there's no d-boi alive that's one objective less" -cunning CI soldier having a d-boi on gunpoint
lanky and peanut frolicking through the fields together in harmony
Episode starts with Larry greeting Doc and sexually harrasing Lanky
Larry leaves Doc and Lanky to join Peanut Light Containment while he goes for a stroll in Entrance Zone
Suddenly, Larry spots Yiffcon 2018 attendees messing around his computers
He manages to banish them but not before they rifle through his cabinet
Larry then makes plans to hang out with the gang in the Machine Room, but the sounds of his favourite mix track, "Femur Breakers" are played over the radios
He heads home to the alluring sounds, but furries lock him in his house again
Larry is not present in the rest of the episode.
escapee_restrained_check = true;
Lewd is in the lead with memes trailing behind
You know I love working with SCPs as a lone dboi sometimes, but chaos and ci working together is really gay. Would be nice if CI couldn't win if SCPs were still alive. And it sucks that SCPs can just straight up not win if somebody is camping and they can't get to them
chaos and ci working together not desirable
Is this one those CI's worst enemies are other CI memes?
fuck I didn't know it would do that on 1:1
That's what it was, I had:
escapee_detained_check = true;
so, which server is alive?
I was considering adding a config option that forces CI to kill SCPs to end the game, but at the same time I feel like that would just lead to even longer games, since a few consecutive CI spawns in a row usually forces an scp+ci win
I could also add a config option where the round ends if SCPs get a certain amount of kills, but I'm not sure how well it'd work
god damned lmao
well now anons will finally get to experience my hard
ten minutes of work no seriously I saw people post in the previous thread like I was the second coming of christ when it was some absolutely minor tweak
Well the games I'm in the scps usually get upwards of about 35 kills. So maybe 45-50 kills from scp could win them the game or disable respawning? But if people stopped respawning the game could go on forever if somebody locked themselves in a room.
Ok 147 servers should be working, disarmed Dboy/nerd will spawn on escape to MTF/CI.
the way I would do numbers in things like this is flat + percentage of players at round start.
I was also thinking of adding limited ci/ntf respawn lives with the same config options, but whenever I talked about it, people didn't seem to like that idea
SCP could win if they manage to eradicate everyone from the facility, prevent the nuke from detonating, and opening the freight elevators (the red bulkhead rooms in EZ) to get everyone out through a different exit irregardless of the state of the other factions.
CI should win if they manage to detonate the nuke and eliminate MTF - SCPs on the surface are fine, keeping in mind they are more vulnerable there.
What needs to be addressed though is CI/MTF spawns being too vulnerable to camping, they should spawn in a one-way area like running over a ramp or something.
Yeah limited respawns might not be good because it could devolve into a hunt between scp and one or two mtf/ci and people who just joined might not be able to play until the next round.
I still think there should be a time limit, at 30 minutes the entire place blows up and kills everybody or something.
Which server is currently active?
ok guys lets populate a server you lazy slavewage fags
7779 it is then RUSH THE SERVER YOU NIGGERS!
Servermod has a feature that lets you do just that, it force starts the nuke at the configured time and optionally locks the controls so nobody can stop it either.
That's perfect and no chance to cancel it. Takes care of campers. I suppose 20 mins is a good time limit for the forced nuke.
184.108.40.206:7779 needs more players
How does the feemur breaker actually work?
As in what happens to you if you get put into it?
An auto launch of the nuke sounds like a good middle ground, it forces everybody to the surface and kills anybody hiding in the facility.
gamewise: you ie
lorewise: you get your femur broken and tortured by larry
way more, I had plenty of legit games go 30 or even 40 mins
No. It causes severe pain but makes sure you are alive to feel despair and agony. Larry gets his kicks from that and allows himself to be contained to enjoy all those tasty feels for couple of weeks.
It breaks your femur, you die if entered.
The sounds of it attracts 106, and since he's a sadistic fuck he immediately drops whatever he's going and comes for you.
you mean RAPED right?
Will be waiting in Server Player Count
220.127.116.11:7777 until people show up.
CB feemur breaker is more obvious and make more sense.
hot desu, also fun streamable of the cheeky scientist
I lied, I've stopped waiting.
Post with sound then
but I just came home
I love it when you degrade me, user
Public servers are truly shit. Idiots keep trying to force things to happen like in their favorite youtube videos.
A d-class found me as a zombie and wanted to work together, kept freaking out at me as i tried to hit him. I act like I'll cooperate by jumping a bit, and the instance he lets his guard down, I kill him.
In post-game chat he spergs out at me super hard because I didn't NEED to kill him, so I was the asshole there
A few others agreed with him and said I was being a tryhard and not like in "Frisky"'s videos.
bullying peanut as a dboy
these people never learn.
bcuz it is lonely
No fucking clue, they sounded underage as fuck with their squeaky ass voices too, so I just left. No one communicated much in game anyway.
Get the fuck in 18.104.22.168:7777, 6/20
sounds like bootleg leafy
We need more
spawn as scientist
find an o3 card with checkpoint access
run to 914
no one there yet
quickly upgrade o3 to an o4
door opens, D-boys, one has a gun
run out as they shoot at me
run into Lanky and Doc
Lanky gets me
somehow escape pocket dimension and run before he returns
hear CI in heavy, find only their corpses, loot a gun
reach administration, hide in a corner and wait a few minutes
checkpoint opens and peanut moves by into heavy
leave before the checkpoint closes
run into a CI, shoot him before he has a chance to react
reach Gate B, MTF spawns
about to make it out, MTF pass by me and say good job
one lone MTF shoots me dead
it was the CI guy I killed before, he respawned as MTF
People like that are pure cancer.
Lanky and larry are easy to mix up, this is why we voted to use Casper instead.
shit, meant Larry, just woke up
tfw my life revolves around checking /v/ or Veeky Forums after waking up.
server restarts level
playing in pub servers before the first /v/ thread
some squeaker is literally narrating his own SCP:SL laboratory tutorial as i chase him down as peanut
I wish i was making this up
playing in pub servers ever
they probably only started playing because their favorite e-celeb started palying
They can be fun ... in a way. Like for example
squeaker constantly trying to be funny
team kills while "rping", spams intercom, spams radios, only shit spam, worse when he uses his voice
decide to fuck with him
spawn as peanut next round
find him, stalk him for a bit until he reaches the checkpoint and thinks he juked me
snap his neck
find him as MTF later, he thinks he can supersoak me
gun activates, snap his neck
find him as MTF again, chase him into B gate, locks me inside and taunts me from other side
go topside and wait by nuke room
hear him on intercom taunting me, Larry gets him
CI spawns, they run upstairs, move from cover and snap necks, squeaker is one of them
next round, spawn with squeaker as MTF
gun him down
spawns again, tries to get revenge, gets gunned down
Didn't take long before the entire server got tired of him and gunned him down at first sight. He left eventually, all was good.
eternal emperor is a self absorbed prick with a cockney accent i.e. fake British accent, he broke it several times yesterday
get on 7778
playing in pub servers ever
Literally read my post again it was before the first /v/ thread
fake British accent, he broke it several times yesterday
Next you'll be telling me Sarge is forcing his voice.
If you're by yourself though it can get fairly spooky
7777 is where its at user
Larry starts singing to me
about 5 seconds pass
SCP OH NINE SIX HAS BEEN CONTAINED
you mean one oh six
Is no one on neo.shitpost.info or whatever it is?
You mean SCP-106.
Also, that's not Larry singing, that's the lure subject as his femur is being crushed.
damnit I keep mixing them ujp and now I combined them
no he started singing some rainbow song to me. Rainbow connection or whatever
has anyone made this with a dboi and scp-914 yet?
it's not even in the op anymore
hi how do you micspam thanks
That's because as well know, OP is a fag.
Cell massacre every time, would be good for negotiating with that one scientist who found a pistol threatening you in 914 though.
Someone post some fucking servers
I'm beyond mad at how retarded players on pubs can be
be MTF in Heavy containment
bump into a MTF escorting two D-Boys
he let one of the D-Boys have a gun, neither of them are detained
shoot the first D-Boy with a gun, detain and take the second one to the femur breaker
dumbass MTF runs into the femur breaker instead of the D-Boy, waste the D-Boy because he's useless now
be MTF in Heavy containment again
nuke about to go off
run into the nuke room
nerd is down there with a D-boy, both have guns
shoot the D-boy
nerds kills me for saving his ass
22.214.171.124:7777 is almost full, come fast
I tried to save you Jimmy
Let's start popping a 2nd server
Get in here
Let's fill it lads.
If you have to ask about it, you don't. Good mic spammers are entertaining, surprising and smart. It's good to know your kind of dumb player doesn't get to mic spam.
well i got banned no reason wtf
Get in here fags only 2 people
I'm coming after I finish my marijuana joint.
So has ntf started excorting d-class out on 147 servers or was it all for nothing?
Wait, you can HOLD down the button as peanut? For fuck's sake this explains a LOT of things.
or even worse, blinking past the tesla gate for no reason, then walking through it
I checked and all i see is an automated kick for being afk over 3 mins.
I can start the game and connect to a server, but after that i only see a white dot in the middle and and my ping in the top left.
I'm on the linux beta, btw
147 server 7778 wants YOU
How do i turn off THAT FUCKING BLOOM?
Even the main menu was giving me a headache.
5 people get in here bois
i'll come later today
Welcome to the rice fields mother fucker.
Zombies are bloom central.
you niggers better fucking praise it
Foobar and Virtual Audio Cable
Hook Virtual Audio Cable
Set Line 1 or Line 2 as your default mic
Set Foobar output to go to the Line you've set it to
My bad I think weegee was the one who threw grenades
AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
tfw hading at the bottom of Larry's containment holding a red card
stand inside one of the spotlights
upon reviewing the footage goldelite was the one who threw the grenade
Nep nep imposter continutes to tk everyone with grenades
I'm thinking it's time for Bane to be back in business
Photographic evidence of the moment a Class D personnel turns into SCP 457
hiding from dboys and a chaos in the 914 shadow while in the room with me but i wasn't afk i was moving my mouse slightly
I didn't team kill anyone, I have footage that that faggot goldelite threw a grenade you autist
post it then fagit
You have to move slightly.
*teleports behind you*
What do you do?
in a school zone
Oh fuck I forgot about this, what number?
implying it has bones
Have fun and dont forget,leave the candy for the rest,especially the children.
definitive proof that I'm not team killing and that Gold threw two grenades. I don't have anything against the guy, just clearing my name from retards like you
someone threw a grenade
implying that i can´t snap a pinata in half
it's an ntf throws a grenade in the elevator episode
people are still discussing who threw the grenade in the server
more like someone has a hateboner for nep
well i just read it an apparently cou cant snap that pinata in half... what a bummer
Lock myself with lanky in 914
HE can't get out
THEY FREED LANKY
it sure is fun to wait another 10 minutes, huh
Need people on 7777
micspamming on a lowpop server
NEED TO POP
Can't really blame people for abandoning it, that last round was fucking shite
retard in intercom room that can't into micspam
How about neo.shitpost.info euro bois?
group escapes doc
go into heavy with group and find a lone d boi
go back to light and suddenly Chaos
managed to kill one with 5 HP remaining
find larry's room and larry starts chasing me
entire squad dead by this point
run down to Doc's room for a medkit
elevator gets sent back up
wait a bit and MTF respawn, try radioing them but I'm so far below that I can only see their names blinking but can't hear them
take the elevator up and hear them for a second
manage to find another healthkit on a corpse and manage to find the next group
IT AIN'T ME
Stand by elevator switch
someone presses it
GOD DAMN IT user
get shot at even though I didn't press it
and since he's a sadistic fuck he immediately drops whatever he's going and comes for you.
You forget that sometimes Larry straight up doesn't care about the femur breaker, and then when that happens the foundation sends more and more people to get their femur broken until he finally notices
They should add a secret express elevator that can only be opened with the janitor card that goes straight to the surface
No one voted for casper you fur fucking faggot redditor
Why are the elevators in this game so bugged? Everytime I use them with others they turn invisible for a while, sometimes I teleport around in the elevator, sometimes the door doesn't open unless I move and then I notice everyone else it out already and I'm standing there like an idiot.
they don't move you, they teleport you
well just be glad you don't get stuck in the elevator dimension anymore
how many are on neo.shitpost.info?
what's with that autistic kid who keeps yelling NANI?
Memes warp the mind, destroy the soul
Pity those who have lost themselves
Killing 2 SCPs in one life only to get locked in the checkpoint with Doc. Truly tragic.
waiting to populate neo.shitpost.info
dare you 1v1 me?
connection lost (timed out)
connection lost (timed out)
connection lost (timed out)
connection lost (timed out)
connection lost (timed out)
Shadowplay doesn't record my own mic.
Works on my machine
fellow scientist and I make it into 914 steps ahead of lanky
unfortunately lose gun trying to turn it into MicroHID
just chill till MTF can rescue us cuz lanky was right outside
MTF enrages lanky then opens 914
Ackshually it's 4/20
Back off. Mom says it's my turn!
I have it set that way on purpose, because I
hate my own voice. It's better when no one can recognize the guy doing recordings anyway, more natural.
feels bad man
when does the server restart?
jake is fucking autistic holy shit
MTF just killed their own nerd
NTF is incompetent, what else is new?
I almost shot a D-boy because I was holding an NTF rifle as CI once.
assholes, I was baiting chaos and they shot me in the back
Server is now full
It's fun for once
was a good run
Right click grenade from inventory in elevator
My favourite game
I like to throw the grenade out of the elevator right as the doors are closing
All the other kids
With the D-Boi kicks
Better run better run
Outrun my gun
Follow in Boss/Usumu/NepNeps wake and shoot Jake the second he spergs out.
fun for once
elevator gets naded
Show some goddamn respect
The idiot nerd filipo died to a tesla gate
I had fun in EU public server. The kids adored me for my deep voice, my knowledge of how to upgrade the cards and contain Larry and ability to juke SCPs.
Compared to Veeky Forums servers it was like playing easy mode.
See glowing NTF gun as nerd
i run to them saying there are dbois with guns locked in 914
it was a chaos
I-I didn't shoot Jake
just mildly annoyed
toss a nade, get all but 1
last guy gets hit by the truck
help peanut as d-boy
instantly die by him
Suffer not the d-boy to live
Peanut can be cool sometimes, last time he let me upgrade him in 914. He's a shiny new peanut now.
dude, fuck jake. Talking all that shit, fuck that guy Jake
god i wish i was that eggplant
Is the foundation doing the correct thing murdering all the D-class (or amnesiac'ing them until they die to an SCP) at the end of the month?
Is the new detainment version of servermod on shitpost?
That guy who mentioned peanus weenus last round is my hero
what did you mean by this?
close one eye at a time
peanut eternally btfo
They can clone more, plus d-class are scum so it doesn't matter anyways
914 is open and there is a lone D-boy with a card inside
he could lock me in if he's fast
don't approach him
jump a little to show it's team-up time
he drops his guard
me, him and my planebois do some friendly jumping in place
My cure is most effective.
XD XD XD
Doc opens lift gate for me
His zombie kills me anyway
I always thought they terminated them at the end of the month but promised release, but that's even more devilish
amnesiac them on the day of their release
tell them that they just got taken and they have another month until an SCP kills them
I love pretending to be friendly then killing people as SCP.
why not actually release them and pump them full of amnesiacs and fake memories so they dont remember anything?
This is a theory but you have to consider that cross-SCP contamination might be an issue.
I think only a select few get killed off at the end of the month. Simply put, you can't keep recruiting hundreds of D-class for all their sites without people noticing.
without people noticing
They clearly have ways to keep people from noticing all sorts of shit. Considering all the crazy ass shit that happens, prisoners going missing aren't exactly high priority
You were rused my friend
They touch a SCP (tree) that clones them up to two times and those clones as well. Same with researchers. Allows for many accidents with minimal casualties
High Poon is just spamming his garbage micspam again
Usumu's eighth grade psychology kicks in
Not Toddposting to promote his games so that people buy them
It's time you end up on keter duty
reminder to TK revolver on sight
because these are rapists and murderers, the scum of the earth so they really don't care to let them back into society even if they amnesia them
what's the matter, user kun?
can't handle a real man like me?
"Class D personnel are to be given regular mandatory psychiatric evaluations and are to be administered an amnestic of at least Class B strength or terminated at the end of the month at the discretion of on-site security or medical staff."
So theoretically you only need new D-bois to make up for the number you lose each month.
The rest you can just give some forget-injections and send back to D-class orientation.
Whoever that fucking Peanut was hiding in 914, fuck you, you scared the shit outta me, you wonderful madman.
could tonally set mic so that spam comes off as funny or fitting
Instead its earbreak volume, off-topic and repeated shit 1-9
What did he do
shoudn't have killed the scientist, lanky...
He was locked in there all game sending himself through the machine over and over.
You two were the idiots that let him out because you cant seem to turn on a radio to high freq
Shucks, nigga, why the hostility? We still won the round and shot the nut dead. I bet he had more fun actually doing shit than running through 914 a whole bunch, too.
Tfw a D-boy talks you into letting him live
tfw an NTF ruins your autobiography after another NTF let you go
poon is gone
Damn, I already preordered my copy.
Reminder to bother your server host to enable restrained escapees respawning as opposite class :^)
as if adding this feature will stop me from murding dboys scoped in light
would rather have a ranking system desu
just as I start holding down M1 the scientist I found walks one step forward
and such is the life of a furry
why would MTF enlist Dniggers
there are exactly 69 tiles on the ceiling of 917s room if you count two half tiles as one full tile
Saved money on prisoners means more money on security.
7778 is empty
who hurt poon?
poon went to bed
keep getting disconnected from every server I join after a like 10 seconds
what's up with that?
why would they enlist a scientist?
still don't know what you even mean
ok a restart round button for sure need to be added in
theres been too many times theres 1 survivor left running around doing nothing then just the whole NTF cavalry respawn again to repeat the process
We want a numbered ranking system that displays in-game. 50 being worst and 1 being best.
Rank increases with every win and kill
game crashed for the third time today
Be quicker nigga
dboi successfully escapes a containment breach
he is now more capable than most of the MTF unit members
It was worth getting locked in there just for that shriek alone.
why are europeans so quiet
why are burgers so loud and annoying?
because we're all different.
its a finally spawn as SCP but you're lanky epsisode
*jumps up on invincible spot*
people get mad at me when i kill elevator naders on sight
Fuck off niggers. If someone elevator nades or TKs me on purpose or anyone else for no reason, I make it my mission to personally teamkill that faggot every time I see him whenever we are on the same team.
thank you Larry
become the monster you sought to destroy
why they no like me :(
t. elevator nading faggot
when an MTF uses a grenade to bowl a perfect strike on the CI
Euro NEETboi peaktime
12 people on the server
Face your death like men, Nerd and D-boy in 914.
Yes, because spawn camping takes so much skill...
Most of the times this happens they proceed to wait around on the surface jerking off or something. Grenading CI spawns only makes the game go on longer.
holy shit lmao
I know it's a meme, however it would be quite a bit of work to do, not to mention we wouldn't even be able to display it, since there's no server control over any messages or anything
yuri nee took 60% of my health, and killed a d boi and a chaos as chaos
got it on footage not sure why
Same shit with me for the past few days, I'm thinking the server admins fucked something up.
finally get to play as doc
got it on footage
tfw the game hard crashes twice in the space of 10 minutes, the second one requiring a hard reboot
people are still triggering lanky in the current year
7777 die for anyonje else?
yeah I got connection timed out
Scientist is able to glitch through doors
can't connect to any of the servers
He didn't realize Scientists are actually skips
two servers are 20/20
other two are 0/0
I don't think people realize yet that staring at the ground/ceiling doesn't work, only your horizontal orientation counts.
So that'd mean anyone taking lift b would be trapped in a dead end?
only downside is he will be trapped in light containment for infinity years. here's a streamable of it happening to someone else
Does anyone know a work around for the Intel core graphics card?
I have a friend who wants to play but can't due to it not being supported.
Around D-bois never relax
it was just me, all doors and spawned objects didnt load in, I could phase through checkpoints but got "stuck" on regular closed doors
the lift doors appeared closed to me even if they werent so I couldnt get out, had to ask for death by furry
just buy your 15 year old boyfriend a used gpu for 30$
REALY REALY bothered by the eye hole dissapearing in the second pannel
any na servers that aren't full?
only one server has players in it
all others are empty
HELP I DONT WANNA GO TO PUBBIES
Work should be letting out, lets start getting the servers going
It's one D-Boy against Larry
Just refresh, I see full servers go down to 18/19 players really quickly all the time.
How do you blankpost anyway?
You need a Veeky Forums gold account to do it
Tfw only a silverfag
Doing anything but making columbine look like a joke when you get a gun as scientist
Tfw too lazy to into soundboarding for pumped up kicks
they aren't on the platinum level
You know we have quality scp threads in the hidden boards too.
So when do we go back to /v/? Fuck those faggot mods. We belong there and shouldn't submit to Abib's FAGGOTRY
Stop whining faggot
A thread got deleted 1 minute prior to me posting this.
A thread got deleted 1 minute prior to me posting this.
was referring to
Cursor gets stuck in the top left corner
Press ESC first
Or alt tab back you cuck
When SCPS rush light containtment at round start.. it ruins the fucking game. D-boys and scientists have no chance against peanut, larry, doc and shy guy.
It doesn't happen all the often and even then the SCPs deserve an easy break now and again.
I just rush light because it's fun to torment you guys.
I don't even kill you all the time, just follow you around and make you nervous.
Doc + Larry: Larry goes in to pluck you while doc converts you if you survive
No Doc: Larry will pick the scientists and leave the dbois trapped in 914, otherwise feel free to disregard until they leave checkpoint. Camp heavy mostly to consolidate your defenses.
No Larry: Doc needs to camp light, or he's only equivalent to a Lieutenant in a 1v1 with CI
2 or 1 SCP: It's really not SCP, tell your server host to make 3 the minimum.
And I say this and then I remember the fucking armory exists
So fucking no, kill everyone in light, if you don't have Larry camp the armory and checkpoint.
If you leave light alone, they will get all guns AND possibly a MicroHID or two, and you do not want that and MTF spawns.
If you kill all of light, you also have a 50/50 chance of winning if MTF didn't spawn
not having a platinum account and being able to see posts before they're made
step up your game senpai
Remember to harrass D-class as much as you can
At least thank him you faggot
REGULAR THREADLY COLONIZATION POST
JOIN FOR FUN AND GREAT TIMES
Did they change peanuts attacks? It seems like I'm missing more often now.
I CAN SEE YOUR GUNS STICKIN THRU THE SIDES DUMBASSES
~96 of 7777
whats the status of 140?
do now restraining d boys make them spawn as ntf?
dont find anyone else as nerd
peanut finds you
just don't linger in 914 too long, and if it takes you a while to find it and there's a lot of heat in light there's nothing wrong with hiding somewhere and waiting for the mob to move on if you're a D-boy. Then when the coast is clear look for bodies with dropped cards and escape.
In the very first stage it's important to stick together in light to avoid getting snapped by peanut, but after that avoid crowds and doc/larry/lanky shouldn't be an issue
When you spook a lone CI in an elevator
that was fun
If youre NTF, go into your NVG scope and shoot down the hallway of larry's zone
The exit is really close to the burn mark that's shot, like noticeably close
Me on the right
dumb chaosboy orgy in the pooter
shit, I've gotta try that next time I go to the magical realm
me in the middle
forgot to plug in mic and talked as if it was working
Treats is a pretty good story. Wish Gears would write more Larry stories.
miss the elevator along with another mallcop
get into elevator
entire mtf squad is dead of electric shock
we later got killed by lanky, but god damm
disconnected, server is full
oh well, thanks for saving me CI, it was one heck of a ride
Imagine how disturbing a scene like that would be with realistic bodies and blood and gore
Frag grenades when
On the bright side, you're no longer a gunlet
This activity can continue for days, with some subjected individuals being released for the express purpose of hunting, recapture, [DATA EXPUNGED].
So what's the [DATA EXPUNGED] supposed to be?
I'll give you one guess.
Constantly spawn as SCP
Finally get D-boy after so many rounds
Die to a moving peanut
speed rush red card
be chased by larry in heavy
get flushed into his room
open feamur breaker
bargain with larry to close door to let me scape
i tame him
run to the entrance
It's because it's disguised.
i was the dboy who made it to the surface lmao
Round goes on a little too long
All of a sudden there's only 10 people next game
It's too easy to just all group up and gangbang light containment without there being a red card in entrance.
I can't dance anymore, my legs are tired
Help us out
Is rape Larry's favourite thing to do?
No, it is
being contained in the first 2 minutes of a round
Wheres the new update?
Whens the new update?
How much patreon money to get the new update?
Do you think Larry would react if you called him Lawrence?
either get more pissed or would feel a feel.
dead thread dead game?
your mom gay
make a fresh one ayy.
can you make it work on chaos or mtf?
as in restrain a chaos, make him scape, pops out as a furry?
tfw my past few SCP threads on /v/ lived
Spawn as Chaos/MTF
Entire squad dies in 5 minutes and be sole survivor
SCPs are camping checkpoint
Do I go, die and end the round or spawnkill the opposite team with a grenade?
you will never escape the horrors of war
you will never go back to your home out on the field
your wife will never be waiting there for you
you will never get to spend the rest of your days with her
you will always be in foundation custody
Be less of a shithead and go hang out with Chaos, they'd probably let you be if you were less immediately hostile.
Does Gears' version of Larry's past even have a wife? He just seemed to pop up out if nowhere to creep people out and rape a nurse.
7778 is full, so is 77 most likely
I think he developed his anomalous effect during the war, so really anything is possible
Join 126.96.36.199, pal
Wew. Always good sign. We'll take back our motherland. And then we'll cleanse the board.
now if only i could find that scp-li
Never got or sent letters though, or ever talked of home. I'm full conspiracy theorist and think he just basically appeared to fall into the hole and become 106.
he most likely developed severe PTSD during WW1 and fell into the hole of anomalous despair.
There was a game that had a similar premise to an SCP game; but it was a text-based game with a fake operating system. I can't remember the name of it other than it's teeth.
MTF spawn be all like:
Really wish I could play as 049-j, with his pointy wooden doctor stick.
you're a neutral force, meaning you can harm anyone and everyone can harm you
or have a chance of spawning instead of regular 049
beat people to death with shoes and your pointy stick
What SCP could be added that would be unique and change up the game? Keep in mind that just adding a big punch guy that walks around and insta gibs (i.e. Able) is not interesting and adds nothing like the rest of the boys do in their uniqueness.
you're a neutral force
Shit like this will never be implemented because the win conditions would have to only be just to survive untill someone else wins or it would get fucky with goals by adding a third team
by neutral I mean you can be alive or dead for the match to end. if mtf are still alive along side 049-j, the game ends
add 127 as a weapon
aside from putting 079 back into the game i think 939 would be cool
bring back the computer
what did the computer do?
i dont know i never got to play it
add 076 in
but receives and deals friendly fire to other scps
constant neck snapping, curing, and raping
I want to see Abel get constantly neck snapped by peanut every single time he leaves his box of horrors
it could hack into doors that require keycards and open/close them, and trigger tesla gates while people are running through them, it was pretty cool. you could bait somebody into armory for example and then lock them in if you wanna be an asshole, or close doors on people trying to run from peanut or doc
was it an RTS style view or did you spectate people?
play peanut like as if it was cb
hiding in dark corners and out of sight
take out almost all dboys and several waves of mtf/chaos alone
very last human is on his way out of hcz into where me and doc are
you would jump through cameras or some shit, theres videos of it on youtube,
it was a pain in the ass since despite being a sentient machine connected to the foundations mass of computers you still had to learn the map, take 10 years to hack doors and
couldnt use the intercom
Tfw getting kind of bored
New SCP when?
holy shit this looks fun as hell, why would they remove it?
fire boi soon
Kill 4 Zombies, Larry and Peanut all in one life
Proceed to then get friendly fired
Because in case you couldn't tell, it was clunky to all hell
See an MTF in Entrance, hide around the corner, he runs past me
I chuckle to myself, because I'm a stealthy god
Realize I'm a scientist, so I was just hiding like a retard for no reason
I give server chance and after 3 idiotic players I change the server. Worst thing you can do to stupid people is to accept their dumbness and make them think they are welcome.
achmed is that you
everywhere I go there are assholes!
everyone is an asshole but me!
There is a gril playing in 7778
Any servers got people in them right now?
Nickles is mai waifu fug off
tfw outplaying Solid
Better luck next time, Lanky Kong.
Fuck off,being lanky is already suffering
All servers totally empty.
I think we are done lads.
Have you checked what time is it in EU and US?
used to be full 24/7
now u have to play only evenings
in 2 weeks it will be only weekend evenings
in a month flavour of the month will be over
this but ironically.
I don't think it will be over that soon, Hubert is still working on another scp and reworking the computer one.
And well, if the general is dead or trashed with degeneracy by then, at least we did get to enjoy it, didn't we?
I'm surprised my enjoyment lasted this long for a free game desu, I got a good 100 hours out of it.
He can escape anytime he wants to, it's just that it's extremely confusing for him to do so, also he returns every time some d boy gets FEMUR'd
be mtf spawning mid round
escape the horrorshow that is lanky in entrance
found O5 card on some nig's body
go activate the nuke
as I approach the door Chaos spawns
trade the O5 in exchange for my life
we activate the nuke together
suddenly mtf nigger starts shooting at them
they make me a honorary Chaos
one even gives me his LMG
spend the countdown continuously disarming and releasing one of them for shits and giggles
One of the best moments I had desu, I understand that after the nuke exploded you had to gun me down to end the round
soldiers rather staying on the surface than going down to make sure no one escapes or turn off the nuke detonation
You are plain pussies. We only need one guy on surface to press the button. Everyone else go down to facility to stall the enemy.
So what is SCP 106? A World War I soldier or a prehistoric predator?
brainlet pretends to understand basic strategy
ignore him, he's arabic or some other mud shit
I'd love a halloween SCP event where the SCPs get seasonally silly instead of spooky
Make Doc the clown from SS13, complete with squeaks and honking, and his zombies are shitcurity.
fuck wait no the zombies are already grey shirts, just make them greytide with stungloves and toolbelts
SCP-999 playable when?
Gives me the big boner
Stop positng this kid
Fuck that game it is too hard
tfw the funniest part of this game is becoming a doc zombie
It just doesn't happen often enough desu
WHY ARE ALL THE SERVERS EMPTY
Guys how am I supposed to send people in the alt dimension as the spooky charred man?
I'm targeting people alright and left-clicking on them all the time while being close enough but it doesn't seem to do anything
Do I have to be in their back for this to work or something?
He takes the victim to the shadow realm, and in order to do so he needs to walk back into his containment
NA asleep, EU at work/school
you may be clicking too fast or have high ping
anyone want to take a crack at this. maybe with a dboy or somthing
You have to account for lag, so try clicking slightly behind them. I know that this is also basically the only way to kill as a zboy.
I think you're not close enough to them serverside
I don't think is a good idea, because as far as I understand, if you get someone serverside, it checks with the server if the server agrees, and then it does something
if you get someone serverside,
Does Friday mean we'll have full servers today?
no it just means we get more disappointed
Don't do this to me user
come populate 188.8.131.52:7777 with me, its boring looking at the lobby screen
allows more than 20 people
most groups of NTF either camp in random useless spots or wander around like headless chickens
rounds usually drag on for ages and usually end up in counterstrike
admin keeps fucking around every round by spawning himself in, giving people items, making lots of SCPs, etc.
sneak into 914 with fellow card equipped d-boi
two nerds already inside
start teaching the nerds how to make red cards
fellow d-boi watches on, keeps his card
listen to p-nut and doc moving around outside 914
hear a d-boi's footsteps coming up to 914
as soon as the door opens, chiropractic ding
p-nut and doc stand at doorway waiting for us to come out
a step or two in but no further
i'm just telling them to close door again
fellow d-boi appears confused
he jukes out, past the door way and closes door from the outside
doc dings him
Useless nerds and dumb d-bois...
Peanut standing infront of a lanky and doc
wouldn't it make more sense for it to simply be doc with two zombies behind him
Respawn them as shitty mtf guards
the best option would be peanut & 2 lankies
if you just see peanut you stare at him & bully but when lankies show up in addition to the peanut ur fukerinod
a fate worse than death at the hands of any SCP
This pic should be larry. He sneaks up on me way more often than doc does
I did code it so it makes them spawn as gunlets
dbois would choose death over escape
come back from lunch
It's only 12 bong you dickhead
This game is played by people with jobs.
1v1 me on 7777
those are the NA servers
were already having a 1v1 there
For RP sake, it would keep some people going. I know I would just to see how long I can last going from lowly d-boi, to escapee, to scavenger, to scourge of the SCPs
if you keep living there's a chance you find an opportunity to dip
Global ban system for "toxicity" controlled by developers and community mods
Anti-cheat is needed as "a guy teleported through floor and sent people to pocket dimension"
Jesus christ, RIP game.
servermod has a TON of anticheat
servermod seems to turn off all the dumb shit hoobert implements like the admin panel access for staff
numbers are rising; get in
"If I had a dollar for every time I've heard the n word over the intercom..."
Oh my fucking god, these retards do not understand how to use Trello.
You're supposed to set all of these aspects as their own tasks you fucking geniuses, not to mention you don't just throw random stuff on as a "let's decide" thing - it's a roadmap planner not a steam forum thread
I mean that's what I always do, especially if they take me to get femur broken. I always jump off the containment area once we get there
imo you should be unable to jump when detained
might implement that because it sounds annoying as shit when people suicide instead of going into femur breaker
Uses a vote tally to decide what is "popular"
Popular gets 14 votes
69 votes gets declined
What the fuck are you doing? Also tossing out "better inventory" because the illiterate retard suggesting it wanted players to have maps and human version of 079 for tesla gates.
Excuse me for not wanting to be tortured and raped for years in a hellish pocket dimension, also you can just not listen to them and run away, I just kill myself for the laughs, they always lose their shit when I leap off it's hilarious.
also larry wasn't even in half of those rounds they were just fucking with me
I REALLY want map items though
there needs to be more shit from cabinets and a map tool with batteries would be great for the game
you don't know what's in the room though, stop metagaming faggot
Map should only become relevant if servers can have much larger facilities. On top of that they need to fix the 20 player mic break bug before that can happen, and then they need to buff SCPs a few degrees more.
stop metagaming and get femur broken
Tell all the dbois who work with mtf to contain larry to stop meta gaming, in a ""realistic"" setting there's no way in hell I'll walk into a tiny red room behind a locked door while there spooky monsters are around every corner
On top of that they need to fix the 20 player mic break bug before that can happen
for some reason hoobert literally came out & said he's never fixing it
in a ""realistic"" setting there's no way in hell I'll walk into a tiny red room behind a locked door while there spooky monsters are around every corner
I think it's pretty believable that you would
it might simply be some solitary cell
it's just a dick move to not do it tho
It's beyond a dick move just because of how the game doesn't allow the obvious outcomes
Larry can't jump when he's bezerk when he should easily be able to
In fact, why can't Larry jump anyway? Shit is dumb
Restraining is fuckey but even then IRL it's really easy to transport someone who is bound, and if you have a second person to help, dragging a guy who is resisting is easy even with a long gun in one hand.
Can't you autists mod games and make this game better faster?
184.108.40.206:7777 has 12/20 Players
147 main 15 players
might be interested if holding out the disarmer while near your disarmed target, it prevents them from running
I'm working on it user
what things do you want to see change?
Do take note we can't do everything
Add fisticuffs, bash nerds heads in for 2hp.
I could actually implement this, as far as I can tell
FUCKING STEAM OVERLAY FUCCK
I switched mine to shift+F1 after getting fucked over too many times
Right click the game in steam goto properties and turn it off.
I've been playing for nearly an hour and haven't spawned as anything but MTF. fuck tis gay gaem
blame sweecakes/kys for being an admin and setting himself to 'always SCP' and taking 1/3rd of the slots every game so he can play2win.
Is this true?
Watch, SCP every game without fail, changes his steam name every day.
you can't do this, unless he coded a plugin for himself with the assembly-csharp I posted in here without there being any documentation for it yet
it's easy to set yourself as SCP but that'd be after the actual class distribution, so there would either be one extra SCP or one of the SCPs would be switched back off SCP
basically, no it isn't true
people have been saying that for a long time
even about me when I was hosting
You could ask the server host to turn on smart class picker, which should make people have less drystreaks of not being a specific class, but it's still kind of buggy so I'm not sure if I can recommend it
He's MTF now. Coincidentally, so was I. Again. I just wanna make some cards :^(
It isnt true if it is on the 147 servers, only 2 people have the admin password, and one doesnt really play.
he doesn't have a bunch of cheeky go to hiding spots
If you don't get to 372 first, or if 914 is "In the open", you best get creative boy
Fists should do no damage it's just for the bullying
Do NOT bap the Nerds!
that's the canon in CB. by containing 106, disabling the warheads, and reaching Gate A, all the while dodging all the dangers contained within the facility, including the highly trained MTF units who specialize in wide spread containment breaches. at Gate A, you get recaptured and over the radio chatter, they discuss how a lone Dboy managed to navigate the facility without getting his ass handed to him and discuss a probable SCP designation.
all in all the dboys in SL are all skips
Larry keeps a photo of himself from childhood
"Is it perhaps that this Dboy was immensely lucky and got help from some of the SCPs?"
"No, he must clearly be skip himself!"
tfw SCP Foundation comedy starring Leslie Nielsen as a head researcher/Administrator never ever
i think something should be done about rescuing scientist making more sense. right now it doesn't feels like they are worth the trouble, you can just nuke the place with them or just give them a gun without taking them back. also you can't know if they are there or dead/escaped
saving them will spawn some cool weapons at ntf spawn
This is Abib's fault.
also freash /v/ bread. get in there and shit on abib
Scientists spawn with a Charge for a Super Soaker
Spawn with a P-Nut container
Server is full
I BET THE COMMANDER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS
KILL THE COMMANDER
the first is easily possible
there's already a plugin that changes what items classes spawn with, and escaped scientists are their own class
Second is obviously harder since a pnut container doesn't exist
I could technically let NTF_Scientist disarm a 173 to "kill" him, but that seems like an absolutely terrible idea
it's now been an hour and a half
still haven't spawned as anything but MTF
doc won't even res me
It's a cruel, cruel world.
EU server? Just got slaughtered by chaos as a d class in a pub and am seething
Escaped Scientists already spawn with a medkit + Lieutenant kit
It exists(Or you mean not ingame) but the idea was already denied.
3 more hours for peaktime my man
No he means he can do it
Fed up of stalling and surrender to SCP horde
Spawn as MTF
Lanky got triggered but chases MTF everyone can get, instead of busting down Intercom
Have to wait for another MTF spawn to trigger lanky again
Fuck sake SCP get it together
i just spawned as chaos with a disarmer, is this intended?
You can recruit scientists as CI for more CI like saving a Dboi
Vice versa applies to MTF, so disarmer is useful
Radical larry was a meme before SCP ya know
yea i know that, it's just that in the previous games today i didn't have the disarmer as chaos
Are any servers active right now?
Oh, I didn't know that
Yes, if Chaos spawn first they get a disarmer so they can bring nerds back if they feel like it.
Any spawn after the first will not have the disarmer
What are you idiots doing? Get to the /v/ thread and defend the territory that is rightfully ours!
Its too fucking shitposty.
Needs more actual discussion about the game and less bitching
Then supply that.
someone leave 7777 right now or else
Why even bother faggot?
Also new bread
Just took a spot that opened up, you were too slow
why even bother
Stop being a fucking defeatist. You're a fucking surrendering frenchie, aren't you?
fuck off underage trash
I thought I was the only one
what do you mean by this?
You mean containment breach's little trolley?
hackerman, which is why I was so disappointed they added shyguy first instead of hackerman
it was some weird shit where you hopped through cameras but the rework is going to be rts style
do scp lose hp faster or am i crazy?
Yes, you are
So it seems that Abib struck a videogame thread down and banned it's poster site-wide again.
I bet he earned lot of money for preventing videogame discussion tainting /v/. He DOES get money for doing that, right?
Of course he does. No one would do something like that for free unless he was a complete and utter retard.
You mean like
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