/scp/ scp: secret lab general

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Make new threads edition

last thread: veekyforums.com/thread/209069565/video-games

Download: store.steampowered.com/app/700330/SCP_Secret_Laboratory/
Server lists: memesystem.party:30000/scp/
147.135.10.140/

Slap those links into your browser to see which of these servers are populated

NA SERVERS
147.135.10.140
147.135.10.140:7778
147.135.10.140:7779
147.135.10.140:7780
memesystem.party:27070

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All urls found in this thread:

veekyforums.com/thread/209069565/video-games
store.steampowered.com/app/700330/SCP_Secret_Laboratory/
memesystem.party:30000/scp/
147.135.10.140/
streamable.com/b5dz1
strawpoll.me/15335490
strawpoll.me/15335667
github.com/Grover-c13/Smod2/blob/master/Smod2/Smod2/API/TeamClass.cs
youtube.com/watch?v=jFTqsFwZodo
scp-wiki.net/scp-106
streamable.com/lc7zu
streamable.com/teaz2
scp-wiki.net/scp-1983
streamable.com/pdvbd
plays.tv/video/5ab4368d75f0bfa844/dance-dboy-dance
youtube.com/watch?v=YF8I-PotoK8
scp-wiki.net/scp-50-ae-j
trello.com/b/B98tLqGU/scp-secret-laboratory

Emberburn
Emberburn

First for bully

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SniperGod
SniperGod

Lanky is for bullying!

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Evilember
Evilember

147.135.10.140:7779 TONS OF COOL PEOPLE AND NO SHITTY FAGS JOIN US NOW

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Kill that underageb& shoesnatcher willy on sight
Upon further review, the footage also shows that he literally said "Please senpai don't kill me" and then he spurgs out about no game no life again, I didn't capture the part at the start of the round where he insulted the d bois and ran to the d boi spawn, this is right afterwards
streamable.com/b5dz1

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

strawpoll.me/15335490

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askme
askme

1:03
senpai please don't shoot me
BANG BANG
best streamable I've seen all day

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Bidwell
Bidwell

nobody is gonna draw Doc taking off his mask to reveal another mask

If I knew how to draw, I'd do it myself but I don't know how to draw.

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MPmaster
MPmaster

Join
Have to wait until next round to hear people
When will this get fixed?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

could use the post above you as inspiration

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Did 7779 just shit the bed?

happy_sad
happy_sad

tfw you snipe a spot just when the match is restarting in the first try

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takes2long
takes2long

thought it was just another one of my lag spikes getting me dropped

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Yeah and since it did I added the disarm mod to it. That the user made last thread, now disarmed dboys come out as gunlets, disarmed nerds come out as CI

idontknow
idontknow

Cool.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Sweeeeet!

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

BULLYING

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Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

veekyforums.com/thread/209069565/video-games
I added the new Servermod and Assembly file + added escapee_detained_check = true;
and the disarmed dboys didnt respawn as gunlets

Emberfire
Emberfire

When peanut scares the living shit out of you
I screamed. I don't even know where he came from.

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TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Just tested it in 7779, didn't work on a d-boy.

Also NTF seem to not be spawning with their radio.

FastChef
FastChef

strawpoll.me/15335667

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New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Post streamables

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massdebater
massdebater

Stop throwing grenades at SCPs you retards.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I know why the radios weren't spawning, had to fix a config option.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

my dad works for steam and he said if you throw a grenade right into an SCP's mouth it instakills them when it explodes

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

fuk u

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

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idontknow
idontknow

That is the worst lanky I've ever seen

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

<3 the nut

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Do not bully the peanut.

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

NICE
I'll try to draw femnerd from now on

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Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

There are so many great things about this

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Emberburn
Emberburn

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GoogleCat
GoogleCat

gottagofast

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Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

tfw I was an idiot and didn't save the old streamables and now they're gone forever

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

WOOOOO
ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

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viagrandad
viagrandad

disconnect during round start
join back
YOU ARE SPECTATOR
t-thanks

Bidwell
Bidwell

spawn as nine tailed gay
afk for 30 seconds
oh cool no one tkd me
go to the elevator
die to a grenade
is there no way to escape the elevator grenade?

StonedTime
StonedTime

Shoe snatchin Willy here. You'll never stop me from spurging up the server. Your pure rage and autism only makes me want to be more annoying.

JunkTop
JunkTop

stop posting this tumblr garbage please

viagrandad
viagrandad

Go to bed timmy

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

make me.

SniperWish
SniperWish

You've already reached high poon status, enjoy your eternal griefing

Inmate
Inmate

don't make me get the hat

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Firespawn
Firespawn

Implying I won't griff twice as hard

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

when the nerd closes the door in your face

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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Damnit timmy i'm to tired for this shit just go to bed, mommy's gotta work tommorrow

Firespawn
Firespawn

I miss elevator dinging.
It only happens when Doc camps the nuke room anymore.

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JunkTop
JunkTop

V CARD

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I tried to warn you all about the underage kid but your complacency allows people like poon and shoesnatching willy to destroy the community

Techpill
Techpill

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Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Playing a match
There's a mic spammer in the server
He sounds like a middle schooler
Deal with his shit all round
Can't kill him because ff is off
He's using the intercom non stop
He turns the intercom on and is about to say burger king foot lettuce
"Tyler come, I'm not gonna tell you twice, get ready for bed you have school tomorrow"
He logs out
Half of the server has laughing fits

Booteefool
Booteefool

Are you sure you're not playing with Shoesnatch?

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TalkBomber
TalkBomber

moving so fast as peanut your attacks don't even hit when holding down the mouse button

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Destroy the community
Plays the game

Nigger, Calm your autisim. Where you bullied by a group of 12 year olds or something.

massdebater
massdebater

Every
Fucking
Time

Flameblow
Flameblow

He'll be gone in a day.
Everyone knows poon is an annoying fuck. Any other shitty people get TK'd to death, or eventually banned by an admin.

Don't be so fussy.

Snarelure
Snarelure

I can't connect into 147.135.10.140. Anyone else having this issue?

RumChicken
RumChicken

Or blinking straight into the fuckin Tesla gate.

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Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

someone throws a grenade in the elevator right before the doors shut
maximum kek

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Firespawn
Firespawn

maskless doctor
maskless doctor with normal skin
peanut with a face and robotic like body
and a fucking mouth

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

griff

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CodeBuns
CodeBuns

dumb underage cunt

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TurtleCat
TurtleCat

thread goes on /v/ for 15 minutes
population quality declines significantly
but hey at least quantity went up right fellas

RavySnake
RavySnake

the thread complaining about shoesnatching willy is still up

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

i've seen scp:cb get completed and ive seen gameplay, but ive actually never played myself, so I tend to shit my pants when i get lost/left alone as CI or NTF(or any role) because I don't know where the fuck im supposed to go and I don't want to stall the game by being lost or anything. what should I do? I've went through all the tutorials for secret lab and those didn't really help, they only just taught me how to use 914.
tl;dr
im a newfag at secret lab, how do I avoid getting lost?

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Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

be

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

you don't, it randomizes that shit

Spamalot
Spamalot

You learn by playing, don't worry about extending the game, if anyone wants to end the round they'll kill the SCP's and use the nuke anyway.

iluvmen
iluvmen

There's no avoiding getting lost.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

*
be me
be 049 for first time
get stuck on electric trap and die

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Oh, alright.
Also, last thing, how do I kms for future reference
I guess I'll just learn how to play the SCPs with time

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

post ips

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

how do I kms for future reference
Tesla gates in heavy, grenades, fall damage, ask a friend to shoot you. There's no key for suicide, sadly.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

bully nerds/dbois who have a gun
run into a electric fence
bully furries/chaos
or be a zombie and try rushing a squad of people with guns

RumChicken
RumChicken

throw a grenade at your feet or run into a tesla gate. you aren't stalling the game unless you are making a conscious effort to do it (IE camping in an out-of-the-way spot with your face against a wall for 5 minutes straight), as long as you keep moving around and trying to do stuff no-one will care

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Escaping as a d-boy and taking down NTF along the way is so incredibly fucking satisfying. That furry camping gate B can suck a dick.

Booteefool
Booteefool

147.135.10.140:7780
147.135.10.140:7780
LETS GO BOIZ

farquit
farquit

Taking down an NTF Lieutenant/Commander with only a regular pistol
POP POP MOTHERFUCKER

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eGremlin
eGremlin

be dboi
take a risk and rush peanuts room
get gun
blast 2 scientists
make 05
take the skorpion from armory
kill an mtf in heavy
cheeky scientist thinks I don't see him pick up the mtf gun
pop him too
make it to entrance
put an mtf down before larry gets him
lanky mauls me as I'm running from larry
I was almost cool

King_Martha
King_Martha

The game would be a lot more scarier if z boys and Larry werent stuck in the T pose

massdebater
massdebater

You just don't understand.

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DeathDog
DeathDog

I'm killing him the next time I see him

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

147.135.10.140:7780

7 people, let's make this the koooo server. GET 20!

SniperWish
SniperWish

it's so weird seeing myself in other people's videos as a background character

When Fucking Skeletons died in that room, we spawned together as NTF and went back to 914. His scientist body was still on the ground, and another NTF shot him in the head, claiming he was an SCP in disguise, using the body of a dead scientist (as a meme).

This game is bananas sometimes.

Emberburn
Emberburn

The fact that hes using a ss13 trope and hes an underaged shitter hurts my soul.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Why is the gunplay so wonky?

Methnerd
Methnerd

tfw I'm in that streamable

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JunkTop
JunkTop

tfw really like the scp stuff
tfw also to afraid to ever play

Nojokur
Nojokur

SCP:SL is fun because you're never alone

DeathDog
DeathDog

Whats the secret of getting out of the pocket dimension?

Illusionz
Illusionz

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takes2long
takes2long

It uses pic related, an awful engine that's only popular because it's free and runs on everything.

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Not too spooky! Especially if you're in a group. Fear those Tesla gates though. I told somebody I was scared of them and the next thing I know I got zapped. They can smell your fear.

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Snarelure
Snarelure

a few weeks back there was an exploit where you could check all the exits but now it's just random, there is no secret anymore, just check which exit doesn't have a corpse in it
if you see someone go through the right one, right click on your ammo box to drop ammo leading a trail to the right one just in case you get sent there again

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

t-thanks. But I think I'll just keep on listening to people reading scp stuff and then not being able to sleep.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

The only SCPs I ever get are Peanut and Larry

GIMME DOC YOU CUNT

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JunkTop
JunkTop

It's really not a scary game at all. More tense than truly scary.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Don't worry user, I'll hold your hand if you get scared

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

awful
unity is great, the games are mostly just shit for the reasons you mentioned

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Give me your Larry and Peanut rounds and I'll give you my Doc rounds because I swear that's the only one I get.

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cum2soon
cum2soon

They should just drop the "increasing speed as your health drops" thing and give him a sprint button.

Soft_member
Soft_member

only ever get Doc
I fucking hate it. With a good team the rest of them are so much more fun.

Illusionz
Illusionz

when your fellow scp is also your biggest threat

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happy_sad
happy_sad

i hate Veeky Forums

Methnerd
Methnerd

Only me and ShyGuy left as I dump ammo into him
Only other CI shows up and FF's me

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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I activated the femur breaker as peanut a week or two ago

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

When you get trapped in an elevator with furries as Larry

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Techpill
Techpill

Tfw die to your teammates more than the fucking SCP's
Fuck those guys, lone wolf is the only way to NTF/CI.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

C'mon, user, just get in the elevator!

Emberfire
Emberfire

WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS THE WORST TIME FOR THE SERVER TO DIE

Firespawn
Firespawn

rip 7778

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

AND IT WILL COME

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

that group suicide
1v1 larry with stains of time
server crash
fuck off

Spamalot
Spamalot

I hope you choke!

happy_sad
happy_sad

Express my concerns about the handling of SCP threads compared to other threads
"Post it on feedback, staff browse it, don't expect a response"
2 days and still nothing
I'm giving it 5 days before I lose my hope

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

You'll never get your answer, threads will never get allowed back. There is no justice here or on /v/, I've come to accept it.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

are both 140:7777 and 7778 down?

happy_sad
happy_sad

whole server is I think

Playboyize
Playboyize

it's a 1 chaos shoots around after spawn and pretends they got shot and then chaos all kill each other episode thinking they are all the friend firers episode

Sorry that was me

StonedTime
StonedTime

all the servers are down apparently

Illusionz
Illusionz

I thought you guys were funny mememasters
everytime i join Veeky Forums servers its full of low testosterone buttmad 25 year olds

RumChicken
RumChicken

suck it dad im only 21

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Get in 147.135.10.140:7780

Inmate
Inmate

when CI isnt checking the fucking corner of the LCZ airlock

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eGremlin
eGremlin

Joining right now,rather play than wait for the other shits

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

When you're watching CI run past you dozens of times.

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Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

how new are you honest question

whereismyname
whereismyname

Funny guy.

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

zombie
guarding Larry's room
door is open and femur breaker is closed

fuck me why is it so tempting to press the button

5mileys
5mileys

trap lanky in the armory in heavy
he starts talking to me due to the glitch
start shit talking him about how he's never getting out
end up raging him
jump on the side of the railing and he jumps to his death trying to get to me

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RavySnake
RavySnake

Seems like both 7777 and 7778 are down, i time out every single time i try to connect but 7779 works fine for me, dunno about 7780.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

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girlDog
girlDog

its another LeonTalon nades the elevator episode

TreeEater
TreeEater

Reminder to kill leontalon on sight

happy_sad
happy_sad

Scientist life, fuck you d-bois :)

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Just gunlets? I'd rather be killed on sight.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Kill this faggot on sight. Constantly throws grenades in elevators and kills his teammates confirmed euroshit too.

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Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Personal army requests.
And people are supposed to care why? Go be a pussy somewhere else, some type of forum might be more your speed.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Game will never be scary because you can easily understand the limitations of each SCP and cheese them easily. The only time it will be scary is the same way jump scares are scary. The T-Poses are funny and help the game's charm because the game itself is janky as fuck. The moment this game tries to take itself seriously is the moment it fades into mediocrity.

MPmaster
MPmaster

ya youre such an expert in videogame sales
everyone should listen to you

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

talking about sells on a game that's free
You're an idiot.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I can confirm. I have seen him today and yesterday and whatever role he is playing, he's spreading misery to team mates. It's not even "lol prank" every now and then but constant malicious fuckery.

TechHater
TechHater

thinking anything i said was to be taken serious at all
jesus christ, go back to school kid

Illusionz
Illusionz

spawn as SPC
mics aren't working
What's the point

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Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Taking what I said seriously
lol retard

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

p-personal army!
fuck off go be a retard somewhere else

Firespawn
Firespawn

You shouldn't ruin your name on multiplayer requiring teamwork, especially on small user community. You will ruin your own future experience. You want to vent out by dicking, you go to public server and return to user server after that and behave nicely.

MPmaster
MPmaster

trying to get the last word in
fucking idiot

likme
likme

Says the person wanting everyone to gang up on his bully.
Deal with it, or does it remind you of what happens at school during the day?

King_Martha
King_Martha

Go kill him yourselves chicken shits. People have better shit to do than hunt down some fag being a fag, like try to have fun in a game. If he's a piece of shit on a small server, get an admin to ban him or find a new server, don't ask random people on the internet to get involved in your slap fight.

farquit
farquit

no u

Emberfire
Emberfire

Nice

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BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I'm the second poster and I am not telling people to tk. I am just warning to be on guard when meeting that griefer. The whole idea of the discussion about on going game is to inform players on the things they should be aware of. If player is craving for attention as this one clearly is, he will get attention.

Nojokur
Nojokur

no u

Methnerd
Methnerd

This buttblasted damage control

Git gud faget

Emberfire
Emberfire

Being "on-guard" is retarded because you will die before you can react. 2 headshots and you have to wait until next respawn. You should TK these people

WebTool
WebTool

being this mad that someone killed you in a video game
Have you ever considered that people are teamkilling each other because the butthurt posts in the thread are funnier than the act of killing? Quit your bitching, nigger.

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whereismyname
whereismyname

boy I wish I had the skill and dedication to make a bideo game because I'd make this but 10x better if I could

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

round restart
get disconnect, server is full
join back immediately
YOU ARE SPECTATOR
this game, man

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I confirmed poster about a fact that one player is griefer. How does that make me butthurt?

MPmaster
MPmaster

You get free elevator grenade, comrade

Lunatick
Lunatick

Learn Sentence Structure
Your assmadness about 'there being a griefer' is why there are griefers, Noone is bothered but you.

Stop feeding him.

farquit
farquit

How does that make me butthurt?
S E E T H I N G

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Methnerd
Methnerd

if everybody throws grenades in the elevator then nobody does

Emberfire
Emberfire

every spawn all chaos throw their grenades at each other you don't seem any of them complaining

whereismyname
whereismyname

The cabinet loot tables are definitely different in 7779, found a commander card and a grenade in Entrance zone thus far

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Ok I chuckled.

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SniperWish
SniperWish

Why are Nerds such good bullying targets?

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FastChef
FastChef

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DeathDog
DeathDog

T. Notey

FastChef
FastChef

what if dboys started with grenades

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

please don't forget to post the EU server in OP

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Well, I'm just the one he/she drew it for. Kinda? Still can't believe it.

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MPmaster
MPmaster

When a D-Boi executes your fellow nerd in 914 and you can only watch in horror and hope he doesn't see you in the corner

I'm so sorry, Chad. I would have stopped him if I could have...

likme
likme

because teen movie stereotypes?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

girl (male) likes Yaoi
this is shocking somehow

JunkTop
JunkTop

Windows only
Why don't the devs want us linuxbros to have fun?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Nah, that it was made after talking to me is the bit I'm amazed about, silly.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Free game, no profit.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Go to the betas tab in properties for the game on Steam.

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

i'd make this game 10x better if i had the ability
to make this game 10x better

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Methnerd
Methnerd

Why will they add these

Evilember
Evilember

i hope they bring 079 back soon he looked really fun to play

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I feel like the red card should stay in entrance zone filing cabinets, honestly.

Flameblow
Flameblow

So apparently if lanky dies while raging when the round restarts lanky will spawn in rage mode

DeathDog
DeathDog

Yellow key card is upgraded with 1:1 to get the green card. Green card is upgraded with Fine to Red Card. If I see anymore of you mouth breathers fucking up these 2 easy steps, there will be public mockery of your Steam account.

Methshot
Methshot

spawned as MTF
throw my grenade down from the ealkway before lift to show I have no intention to nade the elevator
guard goes after it and dies

True to their dog nature

Skullbone
Skullbone

Here's your (You)

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CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Is 147.135.10.140 down?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

veekyforums.com/thread/209069565/video-games
it already exists
there's config options for changing classes
if you change someone's class to spectator (2 iirc) you'll kill them

so in your example you'd add

SCP914_rough_change_class = 0:2 , 1:2, 3:2, 4:2, 5:2, 6:2, 7:2, 8:2, 9:2, 10:2, 11:2, 12:2, 13:2;
SCP914_very_fine_change_class = 0:2 , 1:2, 3:2, 4:2, 5:2, 6:2, 7:2, 8:2, 9:2, 10:2, 11:2, 12:2, 13:2;

if you only want to do specific classes, see github.com/Grover-c13/Smod2/blob/master/Smod2/Smod2/API/TeamClass.cs

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

He was awful to play in the public servers because of the low skill floor of the average players but i imagine that in our servers where everyone coordinates and knows the game he would be a massive game changer and would stop those situations where people can just dance around some SCPs

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

7777 and 7778 are down, 7779 and 7780 are up

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

that's odd, I tested those files and they worked fine
are you sure the dboiz were disarmed? Apparently there's some bug where if someone doesn't have an item you can't disarm them

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

To expand: I'm noticing that there's really no reason for the entire SCP team to immediately book it to light containment, slaughter everyone in 914, and then leave. At least before there was a reason to split forces as an SCP, having Doc either head to entrance with Larry or Lanky, and send the third down to light to fuck with the D-Boys, while everyone else harasses the MTF/CI spawns and ideally killing the guy who searched the cabinets to find the red card.

Now, in 7779, where the card you get is a commander card, that means containing Larry is specifically tied to 914 as an objective. Meaning there's zero reason for SCPs to not rush it ASAP. Which just turns rounds into peanut mean-mugging everyone at the door to make sure they can't get past him while Larry walks in and viciously fucks them, or baits them to open the door to try and run for Doc to get a headstart on his army. It's kinda just a win/win for SCPs now.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

wait you did mean the ones I uploaded and not the github ones right? The github ones are still pretty outdated but I'm scared to put up a new release there

hairygrape
hairygrape

d-class/scientists do literally nothing to you
you can go down to light and get some easy kills on trash when they're more clumped up and have less options
however, your real oppponent is still ntf/ci. If you can, sticking around heavy or even entrance to get the drop on them or delay them is also really good, because it gives your buddies down in light a lot more time before they have to start worrying about people being escorted out, or being shot

Playboyize
Playboyize

147.135.10.140:7779

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

use aoe2 soundboard
only one person actually recognises it, others somehow think i'm talking even when I repeat the phrases later on

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Evilember
Evilember

Them being dead is still a win condition for you. And delaying the initial wave feels pointless since they can't get anything to really threaten you barring the super soaker, which, granted, is something you need to watch out for. But I still think it's better to just kill everyone in light. It has more effective deadends to chase people into, halls are shorter so you can't just get S+M1'd to death as an SCP as easily, and you're actively guarding the only way to prepare the nuke / contain Larry.

Emberburn
Emberburn

We need more peepz in 7779

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

coming

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Shark Punching Center?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Vent crawling added when?
To stop camping jesus christ pack that shit in if you're not SCP you pussies just make it similar to lifts with a start, pocket dimension, exit

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

one random NTF spawns with THE CHALK and is the designated sign maker
one random spawn in the facility with another chalk that doc or zombies can pick up

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

camping jesus christ pack that shit in if you're not SCP you pussies
you fucking retard
SCP & NTF/CI are the ones that aren't allowed to camp
dboiz/nerds can camp all they want because it's how they work

Flameblow
Flameblow

Stalling out the game is how they work
Like how jumping on the floating box in 106 is legit MLG strats for rekking skips
It really shouldn't be because it's boring as fuck. C-walk everywhere the moment you hear a sound, but if you can't you can sprint. NTF/CI have no reason to sneak unless they heard something you would have probably heard first.

Spamalot
Spamalot

if scps didn't camp, dboiz/nerds wouldn't have to camp nearly as long
I've played games where the SCPs sat outside 914 for over 10 minutes

like what the fuck do you expect at that point?

askme
askme

Guaranteed Larry spawn for one. I mean come the fuck on SCP:SL devs, you need to fill SCP first almost every time. Like how Secret Hitler is balanced, you can't play without some essential characters, and Lanky sure as fuck is not essential.

Techpill
Techpill

with the new functions I stick in servermod it's now possible to make a plugin that forces specific scps

Skullbone
Skullbone

Larry and Peanut needs a guaranteed spawn

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

when someone recognizes your obscure soundboard reference

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SniperGod
SniperGod

Be peanut
D-boys trap me in 914
They think there safe moving either side of the room
They start to bully
Kill one of them
Other panics and lets me out
He gets gunned down by MTF a few minutes later

Justice.

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girlDog
girlDog

a lot of the game was balanced around the computer but normies didn't like to play as him so we get trapped SCPs permanently open Larry door and 914 stalemates

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askme
askme

What if Larry had an inventory?
Wouldn't that be a genuinely positive benefit? More dynamics, less cheese

MPmaster
MPmaster

addendum: specifically I mean he can pick up and use keycards even though doors are irrelevant for him - it's for his SCP pals
I fucked up and implied Radical Larry is FUCKING PISSED mode where he gets super soaker first thing whoops

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

justice for peanut

likme
likme

how the heck do you change mic input to play .wav for example?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

That scientist that made it past 2 chaos spawns and peanut with his original card

Lucky bitch...

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

when you get to the intercom
youtube.com/watch?v=jFTqsFwZodo

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

FOLLOW ME

SET ME FREE

TRUST ME AND WE WILL ESCAPE THE FACILITY

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

so many players
what's going on?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

nevermind i can't connect to any of the servers
wtf is happening?

eGremlin
eGremlin

use 7779. Worked like 30 mins ago.

viagrandad
viagrandad

None of the US servers got anybody on it.

Emberburn
Emberburn

is there anybody online right now at all?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

NEET hours, is anybody awake?

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SniperGod
SniperGod

The ones on here, what is the config option string? Maybe I had tgat wrong

Illusionz
Illusionz

Eurotrash here, procastinating from college.
Also taking requests for uncolored doodles if anyone wants something.

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Supergrass
Supergrass

D-boi rather getting femur broken instead of trying to escape with incompetent CI squad

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

"Larry ends up in the femur breaker"

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

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askme
askme

'If there's no d-boi alive that's one objective less" -cunning CI soldier having a d-boi on gunpoint

JunkTop
JunkTop

Fucking Chaos

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RumChicken
RumChicken

lanky and peanut frolicking through the fields together in harmony

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

good one,user

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Episode starts with Larry greeting Doc and sexually harrasing Lanky
Larry leaves Doc and Lanky to join Peanut Light Containment while he goes for a stroll in Entrance Zone
Suddenly, Larry spots Yiffcon 2018 attendees messing around his computers
He manages to banish them but not before they rifle through his cabinet
Larry then makes plans to hang out with the gang in the Machine Room, but the sounds of his favourite mix track, "Femur Breakers" are played over the radios
He heads home to the alluring sounds, but furries lock him in his house again
Larry is not present in the rest of the episode.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

escapee_restrained_check = true;

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BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Check poll
Lewd is in the lead with memes trailing behind

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Bidwell
Bidwell

You know I love working with SCPs as a lone dboi sometimes, but chaos and ci working together is really gay. Would be nice if CI couldn't win if SCPs were still alive. And it sucks that SCPs can just straight up not win if somebody is camping and they can't get to them

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

chaos and ci working together not desirable

Is this one those CI's worst enemies are other CI memes?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

fuck I didn't know it would do that on 1:1

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happy_sad
happy_sad

oops

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Inmate
Inmate

That's what it was, I had:
escapee_detained_check = true;

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

so, which server is alive?

Supergrass
Supergrass

I was considering adding a config option that forces CI to kill SCPs to end the game, but at the same time I feel like that would just lead to even longer games, since a few consecutive CI spawns in a row usually forces an scp+ci win
I could also add a config option where the round ends if SCPs get a certain amount of kills, but I'm not sure how well it'd work

god damned lmao
well now anons will finally get to experience my hard ten minutes of work
no seriously I saw people post in the previous thread like I was the second coming of christ when it was some absolutely minor tweak

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Well the games I'm in the scps usually get upwards of about 35 kills. So maybe 45-50 kills from scp could win them the game or disable respawning? But if people stopped respawning the game could go on forever if somebody locked themselves in a room.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Ok 147 servers should be working, disarmed Dboy/nerd will spawn on escape to MTF/CI.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

the way I would do numbers in things like this is flat + percentage of players at round start.
I was also thinking of adding limited ci/ntf respawn lives with the same config options, but whenever I talked about it, people didn't seem to like that idea

Methnerd
Methnerd

SCP could win if they manage to eradicate everyone from the facility, prevent the nuke from detonating, and opening the freight elevators (the red bulkhead rooms in EZ) to get everyone out through a different exit irregardless of the state of the other factions.
CI should win if they manage to detonate the nuke and eliminate MTF - SCPs on the surface are fine, keeping in mind they are more vulnerable there.

What needs to be addressed though is CI/MTF spawns being too vulnerable to camping, they should spawn in a one-way area like running over a ramp or something.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Yeah limited respawns might not be good because it could devolve into a hunt between scp and one or two mtf/ci and people who just joined might not be able to play until the next round.
I still think there should be a time limit, at 30 minutes the entire place blows up and kills everybody or something.

girlDog
girlDog

Which server is currently active?

askme
askme

ok guys lets populate a server you lazy slavewage fags

likme
likme

7779 it is then RUSH THE SERVER YOU NIGGERS!

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Servermod has a feature that lets you do just that, it force starts the nuke at the configured time and optionally locks the controls so nobody can stop it either.

TreeEater
TreeEater

That's perfect and no chance to cancel it. Takes care of campers. I suppose 20 mins is a good time limit for the forced nuke.

massdebater
massdebater

147.135.10.140:7779 needs more players

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

How does the feemur breaker actually work?
As in what happens to you if you get put into it?

viagrandad
viagrandad

An auto launch of the nuke sounds like a good middle ground, it forces everybody to the surface and kills anybody hiding in the facility.

massdebater
massdebater

You die

girlDog
girlDog

scp-wiki.net/scp-106

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

gamewise: you ie
lorewise: you get your femur broken and tortured by larry

way more, I had plenty of legit games go 30 or even 40 mins

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

No. It causes severe pain but makes sure you are alive to feel despair and agony. Larry gets his kicks from that and allows himself to be contained to enjoy all those tasty feels for couple of weeks.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

It breaks your femur, you die if entered.

The sounds of it attracts 106, and since he's a sadistic fuck he immediately drops whatever he's going and comes for you.

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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

tortured
you mean RAPED right?

Soft_member
Soft_member

DED GAME
Will be waiting in Server Player Count
147.135.10.140:7777 until people show up.

cum2soon
cum2soon

CB feemur breaker is more obvious and make more sense.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

have fun

Inmate
Inmate

hot desu, also fun streamable of the cheeky scientist

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I lied, I've stopped waiting.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Post with sound then

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

but I just came home

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I love it when you degrade me, user

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Public servers are truly shit. Idiots keep trying to force things to happen like in their favorite youtube videos.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

like what?

Illusionz
Illusionz

join
147.135.10.140

MPmaster
MPmaster

A d-class found me as a zombie and wanted to work together, kept freaking out at me as i tried to hit him. I act like I'll cooperate by jumping a bit, and the instance he lets his guard down, I kill him.
In post-game chat he spergs out at me super hard because I didn't NEED to kill him, so I was the asshole there
A few others agreed with him and said I was being a tryhard and not like in "Frisky"'s videos.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

why?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

bullying peanut as a dboy
these people never learn.

massdebater
massdebater

bcuz it is lonely

TreeEater
TreeEater

Frisky
who

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

No fucking clue, they sounded underage as fuck with their squeaky ass voices too, so I just left. No one communicated much in game anyway.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Get the fuck in 147.135.10.140:7777, 6/20

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

A youtuber

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

sounds like bootleg leafy

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

We need more

TreeEater
TreeEater

147.135.10.140
Get in

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

spawn as scientist
find an o3 card with checkpoint access
run to 914
no one there yet
quickly upgrade o3 to an o4
door opens, D-boys, one has a gun
run out as they shoot at me
run into Lanky and Doc
Lanky gets me
somehow escape pocket dimension and run before he returns
hear CI in heavy, find only their corpses, loot a gun
reach administration, hide in a corner and wait a few minutes
checkpoint opens and peanut moves by into heavy
leave before the checkpoint closes
run into a CI, shoot him before he has a chance to react
reach Gate B, MTF spawns
about to make it out, MTF pass by me and say good job
one lone MTF shoots me dead
it was the CI guy I killed before, he respawned as MTF

People like that are pure cancer.

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Lanky
pocket dimension

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WebTool
WebTool

Lanky and larry are easy to mix up, this is why we voted to use Casper instead.

eGremlin
eGremlin

shit, meant Larry, just woke up
tfw my life revolves around checking /v/ or Veeky Forums after waking up.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Casper
we
voted

JunkTop
JunkTop

server restarts level
computer crashes

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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

playing in pub servers before the first /v/ thread
some squeaker is literally narrating his own SCP:SL laboratory tutorial as i chase him down as peanut
I wish i was making this up

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

playing in pub servers ever
they probably only started playing because their favorite e-celeb started palying

Methnerd
Methnerd

They can be fun ... in a way. Like for example
squeaker constantly trying to be funny
team kills while "rping", spams intercom, spams radios, only shit spam, worse when he uses his voice
decide to fuck with him
spawn as peanut next round
find him, stalk him for a bit until he reaches the checkpoint and thinks he juked me
snap his neck
find him as MTF later, he thinks he can supersoak me
gun activates, snap his neck
find him as MTF again, chase him into B gate, locks me inside and taunts me from other side
go topside and wait by nuke room
hear him on intercom taunting me, Larry gets him
CI spawns, they run upstairs, move from cover and snap necks, squeaker is one of them
next round, spawn with squeaker as MTF
gun him down
spawns again, tries to get revenge, gets gunned down
Didn't take long before the entire server got tired of him and gunned him down at first sight. He left eventually, all was good.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

eternal emperor is a self absorbed prick with a cockney accent i.e. fake British accent, he broke it several times yesterday

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

get on 7778

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

playing in pub servers ever
Literally read my post again it was before the first /v/ thread

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Spamalot
Spamalot

fake British accent, he broke it several times yesterday
Next you'll be telling me Sarge is forcing his voice.

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

If you're by yourself though it can get fairly spooky

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

7777 is where its at user

girlDog
girlDog

Larry starts singing to me
about 5 seconds pass
SCP OH NINE SIX HAS BEEN CONTAINED

StonedTime
StonedTime

you mean one oh six

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Is no one on neo.shitpost.info or whatever it is?

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Methshot
Methshot

You mean SCP-106.
Also, that's not Larry singing, that's the lure subject as his femur is being crushed.

WebTool
WebTool

damnit I keep mixing them ujp and now I combined them

Nojokur
Nojokur

no he started singing some rainbow song to me. Rainbow connection or whatever

JunkTop
JunkTop

has anyone made this with a dboi and scp-914 yet?

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King_Martha
King_Martha

it's not even in the op anymore

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

hi how do you micspam thanks

Methnerd
Methnerd

That's because as well know, OP is a fag.

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Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Cell massacre every time, would be good for negotiating with that one scientist who found a pistol threatening you in 914 though.

idontknow
idontknow

Someone post some fucking servers
I'm beyond mad at how retarded players on pubs can be
be MTF in Heavy containment
bump into a MTF escorting two D-Boys
he let one of the D-Boys have a gun, neither of them are detained
shoot the first D-Boy with a gun, detain and take the second one to the femur breaker
dumbass MTF runs into the femur breaker instead of the D-Boy, waste the D-Boy because he's useless now
be MTF in Heavy containment again
nuke about to go off
run into the nuke room
nerd is down there with a D-boy, both have guns
shoot the D-boy
nerds kills me for saving his ass
FUCK

eGremlin
eGremlin

147.135.10.140:7777 is almost full, come fast

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I tried to save you Jimmy

Evilember
Evilember

Let's start popping a 2nd server
Get in here
147.135.10.140:7778

Emberburn
Emberburn

Let's fill it lads.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

If you have to ask about it, you don't. Good mic spammers are entertaining, surprising and smart. It's good to know your kind of dumb player doesn't get to mic spam.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

well i got banned no reason wtf

DeathDog
DeathDog

hi

Playboyize
Playboyize

Get in here fags only 2 people

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I'm coming after I finish my marijuana joint.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

So has ntf started excorting d-class out on 147 servers or was it all for nothing?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Wait, you can HOLD down the button as peanut? For fuck's sake this explains a LOT of things.

5mileys
5mileys

or even worse, blinking past the tesla gate for no reason, then walking through it

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Illusionz
Illusionz

I checked and all i see is an automated kick for being afk over 3 mins.

Soft_member
Soft_member

I can start the game and connect to a server, but after that i only see a white dot in the middle and and my ping in the top left.

What happen?
I'm on the linux beta, btw

RavySnake
RavySnake

147 server 7778 wants YOU

massdebater
massdebater

How do i turn off THAT FUCKING BLOOM?
Even the main menu was giving me a headache.

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iluvmen
iluvmen

147.135.10.140:7778
5 people get in here bois

SniperGod
SniperGod

i'll come later today

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

1MS
nani?

Playboyize
Playboyize

Welcome to the rice fields mother fucker.

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TalkBomber
TalkBomber

host

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Nojokur
Nojokur

Zombies are bloom central.

Inmate
Inmate

you niggers better fucking praise it

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ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Foobar and Virtual Audio Cable
Hook Virtual Audio Cable
Set Line 1 or Line 2 as your default mic
Set Foobar output to go to the Line you've set it to

Soft_member
Soft_member

My bad I think weegee was the one who threw grenades

idontknow
idontknow

AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

tfw hading at the bottom of Larry's containment holding a red card
stand inside one of the spotlights
mfw

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Emberburn
Emberburn

upon reviewing the footage goldelite was the one who threw the grenade

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Nep nep imposter continutes to tk everyone with grenades
I'm thinking it's time for Bane to be back in business

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

147.135.10.140:7778

JunkTop
JunkTop

Photographic evidence of the moment a Class D personnel turns into SCP 457

cum2soon
cum2soon

hiding from dboys and a chaos in the 914 shadow while in the room with me but i wasn't afk i was moving my mouse slightly

idontknow
idontknow

I didn't team kill anyone, I have footage that that faggot goldelite threw a grenade you autist

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

post it then fagit

happy_sad
happy_sad

You have to move slightly.

RavySnake
RavySnake

*teleports behind you*
What do you do?

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

snap neck

Bidwell
Bidwell

in a school zone
oh fuck

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Oh fuck I forgot about this, what number?

girlDog
girlDog

implying it has bones

hairygrape
hairygrape

956.
Have fun and dont forget,leave the candy for the rest,especially the children.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

definitive proof that I'm not team killing and that Gold threw two grenades. I don't have anything against the guy, just clearing my name from retards like you
streamable.com/lc7zu

askme
askme

someone threw a grenade
ebbicc

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

implying that i canĀ“t snap a pinata in half

Flameblow
Flameblow

it's an ntf throws a grenade in the elevator episode

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Lunatick
Lunatick

people are still discussing who threw the grenade in the server
more like someone has a hateboner for nep

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

well i just read it an apparently cou cant snap that pinata in half... what a bummer

MPmaster
MPmaster

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FastChef
FastChef

Be nerd
Lock myself with lanky in 914
HE can't get out

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idontknow
idontknow

THEY FREED LANKY

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SniperWish
SniperWish

it sure is fun to wait another 10 minutes, huh

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Need people on 7777

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

micspamming on a lowpop server

Bidwell
Bidwell

NEED TO POP
147.135.10.140:7778

askme
askme

Can't really blame people for abandoning it, that last round was fucking shite

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

retard in intercom room that can't into micspam

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

How about neo.shitpost.info euro bois?

Snarelure
Snarelure

be commander
group escapes doc
go into heavy with group and find a lone d boi
go back to light and suddenly Chaos
managed to kill one with 5 HP remaining
find larry's room and larry starts chasing me
entire squad dead by this point
run down to Doc's room for a medkit
elevator gets sent back up
fuck
wait a bit and MTF respawn, try radioing them but I'm so far below that I can only see their names blinking but can't hear them
take the elevator up and hear them for a second
manage to find another healthkit on a corpse and manage to find the next group
IT AIN'T ME

whereismyname
whereismyname

Stand by elevator switch
someone presses it
GOD DAMN IT user
get shot at even though I didn't press it

King_Martha
King_Martha

and since he's a sadistic fuck he immediately drops whatever he's going and comes for you.
You forget that sometimes Larry straight up doesn't care about the femur breaker, and then when that happens the foundation sends more and more people to get their femur broken until he finally notices

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

They should add a secret express elevator that can only be opened with the janitor card that goes straight to the surface

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

No one voted for casper you fur fucking faggot redditor

hairygrape
hairygrape

Why are the elevators in this game so bugged? Everytime I use them with others they turn invisible for a while, sometimes I teleport around in the elevator, sometimes the door doesn't open unless I move and then I notice everyone else it out already and I'm standing there like an idiot.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

they don't move you, they teleport you

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

well just be glad you don't get stuck in the elevator dimension anymore

Methshot
Methshot

how many are on neo.shitpost.info?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

what's with that autistic kid who keeps yelling NANI?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Memes warp the mind, destroy the soul
Pity those who have lost themselves

happy_sad
happy_sad

Killing 2 SCPs in one life only to get locked in the checkpoint with Doc. Truly tragic.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

waiting to populate neo.shitpost.info
dare you 1v1 me?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

connection lost (timed out)
connection lost (timed out)
connection lost (timed out)
connection lost (timed out)
connection lost (timed out)

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hairygrape
hairygrape

Shadowplay doesn't record my own mic.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Works on my machine

Emberfire
Emberfire

neo.shitpost.info 3/20

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

full server
restart soon
spam join

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eGremlin
eGremlin

fellow scientist and I make it into 914 steps ahead of lanky
unfortunately lose gun trying to turn it into MicroHID
just chill till MTF can rescue us cuz lanky was right outside
MTF enrages lanky then opens 914
fuk u

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Ackshually it's 4/20

whereismyname
whereismyname

Back off. Mom says it's my turn!

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I have it set that way on purpose, because I hate my own voice. It's better when no one can recognize the guy doing recordings anyway, more natural.

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

feels bad man

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DeathDog
DeathDog

when does the server restart?

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SniperGod
SniperGod

jake is fucking autistic holy shit

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

the dog?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

MTF just killed their own nerd

Emberfire
Emberfire

NTF is incompetent, what else is new? I almost shot a D-boy because I was holding an NTF rifle as CI once.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

assholes, I was baiting chaos and they shot me in the back

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

game crashes
Server is now full

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idontknow
idontknow

big bear

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askme
askme

neo.shitpost.info

It's fun for once

Playboyize
Playboyize

was a good run

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Right click grenade from inventory in elevator

My favourite game

cum2soon
cum2soon

I like to throw the grenade out of the elevator right as the doors are closing

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

All the other kids
With the D-Boi kicks
Better run better run
Outrun my gun

SniperGod
SniperGod

Follow in Boss/Usumu/NepNeps wake and shoot Jake the second he spergs out.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

fun for once
elevator gets naded

takes2long
takes2long

Show some goddamn respect

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

The idiot nerd filipo died to a tesla gate

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I had fun in EU public server. The kids adored me for my deep voice, my knowledge of how to upgrade the cards and contain Larry and ability to juke SCPs.

Compared to Veeky Forums servers it was like playing easy mode.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

See glowing NTF gun as nerd
i run to them saying there are dbois with guns locked in 914
it was a chaos

RumChicken
RumChicken

I-I didn't shoot Jake yet
just mildly annoyed

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TalkBomber
TalkBomber

209264330

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

chaos spawning
toss a nade, get all but 1
last guy gets hit by the truck

iluvmen
iluvmen

help peanut as d-boy
instantly die by him

farquit
farquit

Suffer not the d-boy to live

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Peanut can be cool sometimes, last time he let me upgrade him in 914. He's a shiny new peanut now.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

dude, fuck jake. Talking all that shit, fuck that guy Jake

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

god i wish i was that eggplant

Methshot
Methshot

Is the foundation doing the correct thing murdering all the D-class (or amnesiac'ing them until they die to an SCP) at the end of the month?

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idontknow
idontknow

Is the new detainment version of servermod on shitpost?

WebTool
WebTool

That guy who mentioned peanus weenus last round is my hero
what did you mean by this?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

close one eye at a time
peanut eternally btfo

Skullbone
Skullbone

They can clone more, plus d-class are scum so it doesn't matter anyways

RumChicken
RumChicken

Be doctor
914 is open and there is a lone D-boy with a card inside
he could lock me in if he's fast
don't approach him
jump a little to show it's team-up time
he drops his guard
me, him and my planebois do some friendly jumping in place
CasuallyApproachChild.scp
Ding!
My cure is most effective.

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Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

kek

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

XD XD XD
SO FUNNNy

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Doc opens lift gate for me
His zombie kills me anyway

Emberfire
Emberfire

I always thought they terminated them at the end of the month but promised release, but that's even more devilish
amnesiac them on the day of their release
tell them that they just got taken and they have another month until an SCP kills them

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I love pretending to be friendly then killing people as SCP.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

why not actually release them and pump them full of amnesiacs and fake memories so they dont remember anything?

cum2soon
cum2soon

This is a theory but you have to consider that cross-SCP contamination might be an issue.

SniperGod
SniperGod

kill poon

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I think only a select few get killed off at the end of the month. Simply put, you can't keep recruiting hundreds of D-class for all their sites without people noticing.

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Snarelure
Snarelure

without people noticing
They clearly have ways to keep people from noticing all sorts of shit. Considering all the crazy ass shit that happens, prisoners going missing aren't exactly high priority

Techpill
Techpill

You were rused my friend

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

They touch a SCP (tree) that clones them up to two times and those clones as well. Same with researchers. Allows for many accidents with minimal casualties

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

High Poon is just spamming his garbage micspam again

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viagrandad
viagrandad

Usumu's eighth grade psychology kicks in

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StonedTime
StonedTime

Not Toddposting to promote his games so that people buy them
It's time you end up on keter duty

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

reminder to TK revolver on sight

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

because these are rapists and murderers, the scum of the earth so they really don't care to let them back into society even if they amnesia them

Spamalot
Spamalot

what's the matter, user kun?
can't handle a real man like me?

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

"Class D personnel are to be given regular mandatory psychiatric evaluations and are to be administered an amnestic of at least Class B strength or terminated at the end of the month at the discretion of on-site security or medical staff."

So theoretically you only need new D-bois to make up for the number you lose each month.
The rest you can just give some forget-injections and send back to D-class orientation.

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New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Whoever that fucking Peanut was hiding in 914, fuck you, you scared the shit outta me, you wonderful madman.

WebTool
WebTool

could tonally set mic so that spam comes off as funny or fitting

Instead its earbreak volume, off-topic and repeated shit 1-9

TreeEater
TreeEater

What did he do

Evilember
Evilember

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askme
askme

shoudn't have killed the scientist, lanky...

Snarelure
Snarelure

He was locked in there all game sending himself through the machine over and over.

You two were the idiots that let him out because you cant seem to turn on a radio to high freq

Booteefool
Booteefool

Shucks, nigga, why the hostility? We still won the round and shot the nut dead. I bet he had more fun actually doing shit than running through 914 a whole bunch, too.

happy_sad
happy_sad

NTF
Tfw a D-boy talks you into letting him live
100 CHR

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

tfw an NTF ruins your autobiography after another NTF let you go

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

poon is gone

viagrandad
viagrandad

Damn, I already preordered my copy.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Reminder to bother your server host to enable restrained escapees respawning as opposite class :^)

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

as if adding this feature will stop me from murding dboys scoped in light

Firespawn
Firespawn

would rather have a ranking system desu

Bidwell
Bidwell

see Larry
scope in
just as I start holding down M1 the scientist I found walks one step forward
nerd dies
kill myself
and such is the life of a furry

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

why would MTF enlist Dniggers

cum2soon
cum2soon

there are exactly 69 tiles on the ceiling of 917s room if you count two half tiles as one full tile

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

streamable.com/teaz2
Advanced Curing

Methnerd
Methnerd

Saved money on prisoners means more money on security.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

7778 is empty

FastChef
FastChef

who hurt poon?

RumChicken
RumChicken

What happen

viagrandad
viagrandad

poon went to bed

happy_sad
happy_sad

keep getting disconnected from every server I join after a like 10 seconds
what's up with that?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

why would they enlist a scientist?

still don't know what you even mean

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

ok a restart round button for sure need to be added in

theres been too many times theres 1 survivor left running around doing nothing then just the whole NTF cavalry respawn again to repeat the process

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FastChef
FastChef

We want a numbered ranking system that displays in-game. 50 being worst and 1 being best.

Rank increases with every win and kill

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

game crashed for the third time today

Inmate
Inmate

Be quicker nigga

TreeEater
TreeEater

we

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

dboi successfully escapes a containment breach
he is now more capable than most of the MTF unit members

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

It was worth getting locked in there just for that shriek alone.

Emberburn
Emberburn

why are europeans so quiet

5mileys
5mileys

pls help

TreeEater
TreeEater

scp-wiki.net/scp-1983

whereismyname
whereismyname

why are burgers so loud and annoying?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

because we're all different.

Lunatick
Lunatick

why

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

its a finally spawn as SCP but you're lanky epsisode

*jumps up on invincible spot*

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Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

people get mad at me when i kill elevator naders on sight
Fuck off niggers. If someone elevator nades or TKs me on purpose or anyone else for no reason, I make it my mission to personally teamkill that faggot every time I see him whenever we are on the same team.

Booteefool
Booteefool

thank you Larry

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

become the monster you sought to destroy
why they no like me :(

StonedTime
StonedTime

t. elevator nading faggot

Emberfire
Emberfire

when an MTF uses a grenade to bowl a perfect strike on the CI

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Evilember
Evilember

Euro NEETboi peaktime
12 people on the server
ded geim

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

based nep

Emberfire
Emberfire

Face your death like men, Nerd and D-boy in 914.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Yes, because spawn camping takes so much skill...

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Most of the times this happens they proceed to wait around on the surface jerking off or something. Grenading CI spawns only makes the game go on longer.

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TreeEater
TreeEater

holy shit lmao

JunkTop
JunkTop

I know it's a meme, however it would be quite a bit of work to do, not to mention we wouldn't even be able to display it, since there's no server control over any messages or anything

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

yuri nee took 60% of my health, and killed a d boi and a chaos as chaos
got it on footage not sure why

askme
askme

Same shit with me for the past few days, I'm thinking the server admins fucked something up.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

finally get to play as doc
game crashes

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

got it on footage
ok?

hairygrape
hairygrape

tfw the game hard crashes twice in the space of 10 minutes, the second one requiring a hard reboot

RumChicken
RumChicken

rip server

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

people are still triggering lanky in the current year

Techpill
Techpill

To 7778!

farquit
farquit

7777 die for anyonje else?

hairygrape
hairygrape

yeah I got connection timed out

Skullbone
Skullbone

Scientist is able to glitch through doors

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RavySnake
RavySnake

TWO DOORS

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

can't connect to any of the servers

likme
likme

huh

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eGremlin
eGremlin

He didn't realize Scientists are actually skips

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DeathDog
DeathDog

two servers are 20/20
other two are 0/0

fucking rip

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I don't think people realize yet that staring at the ground/ceiling doesn't work, only your horizontal orientation counts.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

So that'd mean anyone taking lift b would be trapped in a dead end?
neat

eGremlin
eGremlin

only downside is he will be trapped in light containment for infinity years. here's a streamable of it happening to someone else
streamable.com/pdvbd

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girlDog
girlDog

Does anyone know a work around for the Intel core graphics card?
I have a friend who wants to play but can't due to it not being supported.

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DeathDog
DeathDog

Around D-bois never relax

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

it was just me, all doors and spawned objects didnt load in, I could phase through checkpoints but got "stuck" on regular closed doors
the lift doors appeared closed to me even if they werent so I couldnt get out, had to ask for death by furry

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

just buy your 15 year old boyfriend a used gpu for 30$

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

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Soft_member
Soft_member

better one

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JunkTop
JunkTop

REALY REALY bothered by the eye hole dissapearing in the second pannel

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

any na servers that aren't full?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Better?

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Emberburn
Emberburn

only one server has players in it
all others are empty
HELP I DONT WANNA GO TO PUBBIES

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BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Work should be letting out, lets start getting the servers going
147.135.10.140:7777

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Join
It's one D-Boy against Larry
Pls.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Just refresh, I see full servers go down to 18/19 players really quickly all the time.

DeathDog
DeathDog

much

WebTool
WebTool

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Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

147.135.10.140:7777
populate

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

How do you blankpost anyway?

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

You need a Veeky Forums gold account to do it

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Tfw only a silverfag

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King_Martha
King_Martha

Doing anything but making columbine look like a joke when you get a gun as scientist
weak sauce

takes2long
takes2long

Tfw too lazy to into soundboarding for pumped up kicks

massdebater
massdebater

they aren't on the platinum level
You know we have quality scp threads in the hidden boards too.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

So when do we go back to /v/? Fuck those faggot mods. We belong there and shouldn't submit to Abib's FAGGOTRY

hairygrape
hairygrape

Stop whining faggot

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

A thread got deleted 1 minute prior to me posting this.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

A thread got deleted 1 minute prior to me posting this.
New IP
???

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

was referring to

5mileys
5mileys

Alt-tab
Cursor gets stuck in the top left corner
Reee

Methshot
Methshot

Press ESC first

Or alt tab back you cuck

SniperGod
SniperGod

When SCPS rush light containtment at round start.. it ruins the fucking game. D-boys and scientists have no chance against peanut, larry, doc and shy guy.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

It doesn't happen all the often and even then the SCPs deserve an easy break now and again.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

lol
Get good

5mileys
5mileys

I just rush light because it's fun to torment you guys.
I don't even kill you all the time, just follow you around and make you nervous.

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Doc + Larry: Larry goes in to pluck you while doc converts you if you survive
No Doc: Larry will pick the scientists and leave the dbois trapped in 914, otherwise feel free to disregard until they leave checkpoint. Camp heavy mostly to consolidate your defenses.
No Larry: Doc needs to camp light, or he's only equivalent to a Lieutenant in a 1v1 with CI
2 or 1 SCP: It's really not SCP, tell your server host to make 3 the minimum.

Emberfire
Emberfire

And I say this and then I remember the fucking armory exists
So fucking no, kill everyone in light, if you don't have Larry camp the armory and checkpoint.
If you leave light alone, they will get all guns AND possibly a MicroHID or two, and you do not want that and MTF spawns.
If you kill all of light, you also have a 50/50 chance of winning if MTF didn't spawn

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

not having a platinum account and being able to see posts before they're made
step up your game senpai

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likme
likme

plays.tv/video/5ab4368d75f0bfa844/dance-dboy-dance

Remember to harrass D-class as much as you can

Snarelure
Snarelure

At least thank him you faggot

JunkTop
JunkTop

REGULAR THREADLY COLONIZATION POST
147.135.10.140:7778
JOIN FOR FUN AND GREAT TIMES

StonedTime
StonedTime

Did they change peanuts attacks? It seems like I'm missing more often now.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I CAN SEE YOUR GUNS STICKIN THRU THE SIDES DUMBASSES

~96 of 7777

Methshot
Methshot

whats the status of 140?
do now restraining d boys make them spawn as ntf?

SniperWish
SniperWish

dont find anyone else as nerd
peanut finds you

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

just don't linger in 914 too long, and if it takes you a while to find it and there's a lot of heat in light there's nothing wrong with hiding somewhere and waiting for the mob to move on if you're a D-boy. Then when the coast is clear look for bodies with dropped cards and escape.
In the very first stage it's important to stick together in light to avoid getting snapped by peanut, but after that avoid crowds and doc/larry/lanky shouldn't be an issue

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Emberfire
Emberfire

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Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

When you spook a lone CI in an elevator

that was fun

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

If youre NTF, go into your NVG scope and shoot down the hallway of larry's zone

The exit is really close to the burn mark that's shot, like noticeably close

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cum2soon
cum2soon

Me on the right

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

dumb chaosboy orgy in the pooter

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

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BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

shit, I've gotta try that next time I go to the magical realm

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

me in the middle
forgot to plug in mic and talked as if it was working

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TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Treats is a pretty good story. Wish Gears would write more Larry stories.

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Illusionz
Illusionz

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whereismyname
whereismyname

be mallcop
miss the elevator along with another mallcop
get into elevator
entire mtf squad is dead of electric shock
we later got killed by lanky, but god damm

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

server restarts
disconnected, server is full

oh well, thanks for saving me CI, it was one heck of a ride

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New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Imagine how disturbing a scene like that would be with realistic bodies and blood and gore
Frag grenades when

viagrandad
viagrandad

On the bright side, you're no longer a gunlet

likme
likme

This activity can continue for days, with some subjected individuals being released for the express purpose of hunting, recapture, [DATA EXPUNGED].
So what's the [DATA EXPUNGED] supposed to be?

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askme
askme

playing yugioh

FastChef
FastChef

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I'll give you one guess.

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BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Constantly spawn as SCP
Finally get D-boy after so many rounds
Die to a moving peanut

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CodeBuns
CodeBuns

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Rape?

whereismyname
whereismyname

Steamed nerds?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

be nerd
speed rush red card
be chased by larry in heavy
get flushed into his room
open feamur breaker
bargain with larry to close door to let me scape
i tame him
run to the entrance
get ding
FUGGGGG

King_Martha
King_Martha

It's because it's disguised.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Yes.

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New_Cliche
New_Cliche

i was the dboy who made it to the surface lmao

iluvmen
iluvmen

Round goes on a little too long
All of a sudden there's only 10 people next game

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

It's too easy to just all group up and gangbang light containment without there being a red card in entrance.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Populate 147.135.10.140

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I can't dance anymore, my legs are tired
my sides

Nojokur
Nojokur

147.135.10.140:7777

Help us out

Emberburn
Emberburn

Is rape Larry's favourite thing to do?

w8t4u
w8t4u

yes

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

No, it is being contained in the first 2 minutes of a round

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

mfw

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StonedTime
StonedTime

Wheres the new update?
Whens the new update?
How much patreon money to get the new update?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Do you think Larry would react if you called him Lawrence?

Skullbone
Skullbone

either get more pissed or would feel a feel.

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Snarelure
Snarelure

dead thread dead game?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

your mom gay

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

make a fresh one ayy.

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

can you make it work on chaos or mtf?
as in restrain a chaos, make him scape, pops out as a furry?

King_Martha
King_Martha

tfw my past few SCP threads on /v/ lived

Evilember
Evilember

Spawn as Chaos/MTF
Entire squad dies in 5 minutes and be sole survivor
SCPs are camping checkpoint
Do I go, die and end the round or spawnkill the opposite team with a grenade?

TechHater
TechHater

you will never escape the horrors of war
you will never go back to your home out on the field
your wife will never be waiting there for you
you will never get to spend the rest of your days with her

you will always be in foundation custody

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RumChicken
RumChicken

Be less of a shithead and go hang out with Chaos, they'd probably let you be if you were less immediately hostile.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Does Gears' version of Larry's past even have a wife? He just seemed to pop up out if nowhere to creep people out and rape a nurse.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

7778 is full, so is 77 most likely
7779 empty
UGH

Illusionz
Illusionz

I think he developed his anomalous effect during the war, so really anything is possible

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Join 147.135.10.140, pal

eGremlin
eGremlin

Wew. Always good sign. We'll take back our motherland. And then we'll cleanse the board.

now if only i could find that scp-li

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Never got or sent letters though, or ever talked of home. I'm full conspiracy theorist and think he just basically appeared to fall into the hole and become 106.

idontknow
idontknow

he most likely developed severe PTSD during WW1 and fell into the hole of anomalous despair.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Sorry.
There was a game that had a similar premise to an SCP game; but it was a text-based game with a fake operating system. I can't remember the name of it other than it's teeth.

Anyone?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

MTF spawn be all like:
youtube.com/watch?v=YF8I-PotoK8

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Really wish I could play as 049-j, with his pointy wooden doctor stick.

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girlDog
girlDog

you're a neutral force, meaning you can harm anyone and everyone can harm you
or have a chance of spawning instead of regular 049
beat people to death with shoes and your pointy stick

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

What SCP could be added that would be unique and change up the game? Keep in mind that just adding a big punch guy that walks around and insta gibs (i.e. Able) is not interesting and adds nothing like the rest of the boys do in their uniqueness.

Emberburn
Emberburn

you're a neutral force
Shit like this will never be implemented because the win conditions would have to only be just to survive untill someone else wins or it would get fucky with goals by adding a third team

takes2long
takes2long

scp-wiki.net/scp-50-ae-j Needs to be added to the armory

5mileys
5mileys

by neutral I mean you can be alive or dead for the match to end. if mtf are still alive along side 049-j, the game ends

Bidwell
Bidwell

add 127 as a weapon

happy_sad
happy_sad

aside from putting 079 back into the game i think 939 would be cool

Nojokur
Nojokur

bring back the computer

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

what did the computer do?

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cum2soon
cum2soon

i dont know i never got to play it

Lunatick
Lunatick

add 076 in
but receives and deals friendly fire to other scps
constant neck snapping, curing, and raping
I want to see Abel get constantly neck snapped by peanut every single time he leaves his box of horrors

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

it could hack into doors that require keycards and open/close them, and trigger tesla gates while people are running through them, it was pretty cool. you could bait somebody into armory for example and then lock them in if you wanna be an asshole, or close doors on people trying to run from peanut or doc

Firespawn
Firespawn

was it an RTS style view or did you spectate people?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

play peanut like as if it was cb
hiding in dark corners and out of sight
snapping constantly
take out almost all dboys and several waves of mtf/chaos alone
very last human is on his way out of hcz into where me and doc are
game crashes

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haveahappyday
haveahappyday

you would jump through cameras or some shit, theres videos of it on youtube,

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

it was a pain in the ass since despite being a sentient machine connected to the foundations mass of computers you still had to learn the map, take 10 years to hack doors and couldnt use the intercom

Soft_member
Soft_member

Tfw getting kind of bored
New SCP when?

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

holy shit this looks fun as hell, why would they remove it?

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askme
askme

fire boi soon

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

SCP-378

WHEN
H
E
N

girlDog
girlDog

Kill 4 Zombies, Larry and Peanut all in one life

askme
askme

Proceed to then get friendly fired

Bidwell
Bidwell

Because in case you couldn't tell, it was clunky to all hell

Booteefool
Booteefool

See an MTF in Entrance, hide around the corner, he runs past me
I chuckle to myself, because I'm a stealthy god
Realize I'm a scientist, so I was just hiding like a retard for no reason

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I give server chance and after 3 idiotic players I change the server. Worst thing you can do to stupid people is to accept their dumbness and make them think they are welcome.

Evilember
Evilember

achmed is that you

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

everywhere I go there are assholes!
everyone is an asshole but me!

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

There is a gril playing in 7778

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Any servers got people in them right now?

RumChicken
RumChicken

Nickles is mai waifu fug off

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

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iluvmen
iluvmen

tfw outplaying Solid

Better luck next time, Lanky Kong.

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StonedTime
StonedTime

Accurate

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

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likme
likme

Fuck off,being lanky is already suffering

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TreeEater
TreeEater

All servers totally empty.

I think we are done lads.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Have you checked what time is it in EU and US?

Bidwell
Bidwell

used to be full 24/7
now u have to play only evenings
in 2 weeks it will be only weekend evenings
in a month flavour of the month will be over
feels bad

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

this but ironically.

King_Martha
King_Martha

I don't think it will be over that soon, Hubert is still working on another scp and reworking the computer one.
And well, if the general is dead or trashed with degeneracy by then, at least we did get to enjoy it, didn't we?

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King_Martha
King_Martha

I'm surprised my enjoyment lasted this long for a free game desu, I got a good 100 hours out of it.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten


He can escape anytime he wants to, it's just that it's extremely confusing for him to do so, also he returns every time some d boy gets FEMUR'd

viagrandad
viagrandad

be mtf spawning mid round
escape the horrorshow that is lanky in entrance
found O5 card on some nig's body
go activate the nuke
as I approach the door Chaos spawns
trade the O5 in exchange for my life
we activate the nuke together
suddenly mtf nigger starts shooting at them
kill him
they make me a honorary Chaos
one even gives me his LMG
spend the countdown continuously disarming and releasing one of them for shits and giggles
One of the best moments I had desu, I understand that after the nuke exploded you had to gun me down to end the round

eGremlin
eGremlin

soldiers rather staying on the surface than going down to make sure no one escapes or turn off the nuke detonation

You are plain pussies. We only need one guy on surface to press the button. Everyone else go down to facility to stall the enemy.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

So what is SCP 106? A World War I soldier or a prehistoric predator?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

brainlet pretends to understand basic strategy

Booteefool
Booteefool

ignore him, he's arabic or some other mud shit

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

honk

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I'd love a halloween SCP event where the SCPs get seasonally silly instead of spooky
Make Doc the clown from SS13, complete with squeaks and honking, and his zombies are shitcurity.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

fuck wait no the zombies are already grey shirts, just make them greytide with stungloves and toolbelts

WebTool
WebTool

SCP-999 playable when?

Booteefool
Booteefool

Gives me the big boner

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Stop positng this kid
Fuck that game it is too hard

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

tfw the funniest part of this game is becoming a doc zombie
It just doesn't happen often enough desu

JunkTop
JunkTop

WHY ARE ALL THE SERVERS EMPTY

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Guys how am I supposed to send people in the alt dimension as the spooky charred man?
I'm targeting people alright and left-clicking on them all the time while being close enough but it doesn't seem to do anything
Do I have to be in their back for this to work or something?

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5mileys
5mileys

Wrong
He takes the victim to the shadow realm, and in order to do so he needs to walk back into his containment

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

NA asleep, EU at work/school

iluvmen
iluvmen

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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

you may be clicking too fast or have high ping

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

anyone want to take a crack at this. maybe with a dboy or somthing

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Illusionz
Illusionz

You have to account for lag, so try clicking slightly behind them. I know that this is also basically the only way to kill as a zboy.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I think you're not close enough to them serverside

I don't think is a good idea, because as far as I understand, if you get someone serverside, it checks with the server if the server agrees, and then it does something

Nojokur
Nojokur

if you get someone serverside,
clientside*

TreeEater
TreeEater

Does Friday mean we'll have full servers today?

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

no it just means we get more disappointed

SniperWish
SniperWish

Don't do this to me user

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

come populate 147.135.10.140:7777 with me, its boring looking at the lobby screen

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

pub server
allows more than 20 people
most groups of NTF either camp in random useless spots or wander around like headless chickens
rounds usually drag on for ages and usually end up in counterstrike
admin keeps fucking around every round by spawning himself in, giving people items, making lots of SCPs, etc.

StonedTime
StonedTime

be d-boi
sneak into 914 with fellow card equipped d-boi
two nerds already inside
start teaching the nerds how to make red cards
fellow d-boi watches on, keeps his card
listen to p-nut and doc moving around outside 914
hear a d-boi's footsteps coming up to 914
fuckhegonnaletthemin.jpg
as soon as the door opens, chiropractic ding
p-nut and doc stand at doorway waiting for us to come out
a step or two in but no further
i'm just telling them to close door again
nerds frozen
fellow d-boi appears confused
he jukes out, past the door way and closes door from the outside
doc dings him
Useless nerds and dumb d-bois...

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Peanut standing infront of a lanky and doc

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

wouldn't it make more sense for it to simply be doc with two zombies behind him

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Respawn them as shitty mtf guards

Snarelure
Snarelure

the best option would be peanut & 2 lankies

if you just see peanut you stare at him & bully but when lankies show up in addition to the peanut ur fukerinod

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

a fate worse than death at the hands of any SCP

Lunatick
Lunatick

This pic should be larry. He sneaks up on me way more often than doc does

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I did code it so it makes them spawn as gunlets

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

dbois would choose death over escape

MPmaster
MPmaster

come populate
come back from lunch
0/20
ok

iluvmen
iluvmen

Uh guys?

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

It's only 12 bong you dickhead

RumChicken
RumChicken

This game is played by people with jobs.

Booteefool
Booteefool

1v1 me on 7777

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

those are the NA servers

5mileys
5mileys

were already having a 1v1 there

Illusionz
Illusionz

For RP sake, it would keep some people going. I know I would just to see how long I can last going from lowly d-boi, to escapee, to scavenger, to scourge of the SCPs

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

if you keep living there's a chance you find an opportunity to dip

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

trello.com/b/B98tLqGU/scp-secret-laboratory
Global ban system for "toxicity" controlled by developers and community mods
Anti-cheat is needed as "a guy teleported through floor and sent people to pocket dimension"
Jesus christ, RIP game.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

servermod has a TON of anticheat
servermod seems to turn off all the dumb shit hoobert implements like the admin panel access for staff

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

147.135.10.140
numbers are rising; get in

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Report/mute feature
"If I had a dollar for every time I've heard the n word over the intercom..."

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Oh my fucking god, these retards do not understand how to use Trello.
You're supposed to set all of these aspects as their own tasks you fucking geniuses, not to mention you don't just throw random stuff on as a "let's decide" thing - it's a roadmap planner not a steam forum thread

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cum2soon
cum2soon

I mean that's what I always do, especially if they take me to get femur broken. I always jump off the containment area once we get there

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

imo you should be unable to jump when detained

might implement that because it sounds annoying as shit when people suicide instead of going into femur breaker

TreeEater
TreeEater

Uses a vote tally to decide what is "popular"
Popular gets 14 votes
69 votes gets declined
What the fuck are you doing? Also tossing out "better inventory" because the illiterate retard suggesting it wanted players to have maps and human version of 079 for tesla gates.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Excuse me for not wanting to be tortured and raped for years in a hellish pocket dimension, also you can just not listen to them and run away, I just kill myself for the laughs, they always lose their shit when I leap off it's hilarious.
also larry wasn't even in half of those rounds they were just fucking with me

DeathDog
DeathDog

I REALLY want map items though

there needs to be more shit from cabinets and a map tool with batteries would be great for the game

you don't know what's in the room though, stop metagaming faggot

takes2long
takes2long

Map should only become relevant if servers can have much larger facilities. On top of that they need to fix the 20 player mic break bug before that can happen, and then they need to buff SCPs a few degrees more.

iluvmen
iluvmen

stop metagaming and get femur broken
Tell all the dbois who work with mtf to contain larry to stop meta gaming, in a ""realistic"" setting there's no way in hell I'll walk into a tiny red room behind a locked door while there spooky monsters are around every corner

likme
likme

On top of that they need to fix the 20 player mic break bug before that can happen
for some reason hoobert literally came out & said he's never fixing it

in a ""realistic"" setting there's no way in hell I'll walk into a tiny red room behind a locked door while there spooky monsters are around every corner
I think it's pretty believable that you would
it might simply be some solitary cell

it's just a dick move to not do it tho

Methshot
Methshot

147.135.10.140

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

It's beyond a dick move just because of how the game doesn't allow the obvious outcomes
Larry can't jump when he's bezerk when he should easily be able to
In fact, why can't Larry jump anyway? Shit is dumb
Restraining is fuckey but even then IRL it's really easy to transport someone who is bound, and if you have a second person to help, dragging a guy who is resisting is easy even with a long gun in one hand.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Can't you autists mod games and make this game better faster?

askme
askme

147.135.10.140:7777 has 12/20 Players

TechHater
TechHater

147 main 15 players

takes2long
takes2long

might be interested if holding out the disarmer while near your disarmed target, it prevents them from running

I'm working on it user
what things do you want to see change?

Do take note we can't do everything

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TreeEater
TreeEater

Add fisticuffs, bash nerds heads in for 2hp.

Booteefool
Booteefool

I could actually implement this, as far as I can tell

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

FUCKING STEAM OVERLAY FUCCK

farquit
farquit

I switched mine to shift+F1 after getting fucked over too many times

MPmaster
MPmaster

Right click the game in steam goto properties and turn it off.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I've been playing for nearly an hour and haven't spawned as anything but MTF. fuck tis gay gaem

Techpill
Techpill

blame sweecakes/kys for being an admin and setting himself to 'always SCP' and taking 1/3rd of the slots every game so he can play2win.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Is this true?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Watch, SCP every game without fail, changes his steam name every day.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

you can't do this, unless he coded a plugin for himself with the assembly-csharp I posted in here without there being any documentation for it yet
it's easy to set yourself as SCP but that'd be after the actual class distribution, so there would either be one extra SCP or one of the SCPs would be switched back off SCP

basically, no it isn't true
people have been saying that for a long time even about me when I was hosting

You could ask the server host to turn on smart class picker, which should make people have less drystreaks of not being a specific class, but it's still kind of buggy so I'm not sure if I can recommend it

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

He's MTF now. Coincidentally, so was I. Again. I just wanna make some cards :^(

eGremlin
eGremlin

It isnt true if it is on the 147 servers, only 2 people have the admin password, and one doesnt really play.

eGremlin
eGremlin

he doesn't have a bunch of cheeky go to hiding spots
If you don't get to 372 first, or if 914 is "In the open", you best get creative boy

Nojokur
Nojokur

Fists should do no damage it's just for the bullying

Inmate
Inmate

Do NOT bap the Nerds!

idontknow
idontknow

that's the canon in CB. by containing 106, disabling the warheads, and reaching Gate A, all the while dodging all the dangers contained within the facility, including the highly trained MTF units who specialize in wide spread containment breaches. at Gate A, you get recaptured and over the radio chatter, they discuss how a lone Dboy managed to navigate the facility without getting his ass handed to him and discuss a probable SCP designation.

all in all the dboys in SL are all skips

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Larry keeps a photo of himself from childhood

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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

"Is it perhaps that this Dboy was immensely lucky and got help from some of the SCPs?"
"No, he must clearly be skip himself!"
tfw SCP Foundation comedy starring Leslie Nielsen as a head researcher/Administrator never ever

Spamalot
Spamalot

i think something should be done about rescuing scientist making more sense. right now it doesn't feels like they are worth the trouble, you can just nuke the place with them or just give them a gun without taking them back. also you can't know if they are there or dead/escaped

Booteefool
Booteefool

saving them will spawn some cool weapons at ntf spawn

iluvmen
iluvmen

This is Abib's fault.

also freash /v/ bread. get in there and shit on abib

TreeEater
TreeEater

Scientists spawn with a Charge for a Super Soaker
or
Spawn with a P-Nut container

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Server is full
I BET THE COMMANDER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS
KILL THE COMMANDER

SniperGod
SniperGod

the first is easily possible
there's already a plugin that changes what items classes spawn with, and escaped scientists are their own class
Second is obviously harder since a pnut container doesn't exist

I could technically let NTF_Scientist disarm a 173 to "kill" him, but that seems like an absolutely terrible idea

Inmate
Inmate

it's now been an hour and a half
still haven't spawned as anything but MTF
doc won't even res me

It's a cruel, cruel world.

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

EU server? Just got slaughtered by chaos as a d class in a pub and am seething

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Escaped Scientists already spawn with a medkit + Lieutenant kit
It exists(Or you mean not ingame) but the idea was already denied.

Emberburn
Emberburn

3 more hours for peaktime my man

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

No he means he can do it

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Fed up of stalling and surrender to SCP horde
Spawn as MTF
Get Dinged
Lanky got triggered but chases MTF everyone can get, instead of busting down Intercom
Have to wait for another MTF spawn to trigger lanky again
Fuck sake SCP get it together

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

i just spawned as chaos with a disarmer, is this intended?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

You can recruit scientists as CI for more CI like saving a Dboi
Vice versa applies to MTF, so disarmer is useful

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

the joke
you

Radical larry was a meme before SCP ya know

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

yea i know that, it's just that in the previous games today i didn't have the disarmer as chaos

w8t4u
w8t4u

Are any servers active right now?

farquit
farquit

Oh, I didn't know that

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Yes, if Chaos spawn first they get a disarmer so they can bring nerds back if they feel like it.
Any spawn after the first will not have the disarmer

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

What are you idiots doing? Get to the /v/ thread and defend the territory that is rightfully ours!

Booteefool
Booteefool

Its too fucking shitposty.
Needs more actual discussion about the game and less bitching

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Then supply that.

Snarelure
Snarelure

someone leave 7777 right now or else

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TechHater
TechHater

autosaging
Why even bother faggot?
Also new bread

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Just took a spot that opened up, you were too slow

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Supergrass
Supergrass

why even bother
Stop being a fucking defeatist. You're a fucking surrendering frenchie, aren't you?

Methnerd
Methnerd

fuck off underage trash

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I thought I was the only one

eGremlin
eGremlin

It exists
what do you mean by this?
You mean containment breach's little trolley?

hackerman, which is why I was so disappointed they added shyguy first instead of hackerman

Soft_member
Soft_member

it was some weird shit where you hopped through cameras but the rework is going to be rts style

SniperWish
SniperWish

do scp lose hp faster or am i crazy?

Snarelure
Snarelure

Yes, you are

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

So it seems that Abib struck a videogame thread down and banned it's poster site-wide again.

TechHater
TechHater

I bet he earned lot of money for preventing videogame discussion tainting /v/. He DOES get money for doing that, right?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Of course he does. No one would do something like that for free unless he was a complete and utter retard.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

You mean like Abib?

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