/ink/ - Splatoon General

whereismyname
whereismyname

YoshiTofu letsgetweird edition.
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News
New weapon: H-3 Nozzlenose D is available! Sub: Suction Bomb; Special: Ink Armor
Next JP Splatfest is Latest Model vs. Popular Model (sponsored by Nike)! 2018-03-24 06:00 UTC - 2018-03-25 06:00 UTC

Wiki
splatoonwiki.org/

Patch notes
en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/~/how-to-update-splatoon-2

S2 gear & weapon lists (contains unreleased weapons)
leanny.github.io/splat2/
leanny.github.io/splat2/newgear.html

Loadout planner with weapons, gear, abilities, and stat calculations
loadout.ink/

List of possible main abilities for gear from Splatnet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18ip1HahYq8DRZRgSEXoRqa915aThLXPb79AFF91HCe4/edit#gid=0

League weapon usage data
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1k78z_Nz7xDXcSSK5lCtNMKwNE0tRea_vHf6cavl8KLI/edit#gid=255836450

Add your FC to the list of FC below:
docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link

List of FC:
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing

-Splatoon 2 OctoModding:
youtube.com/watch?v=Yd-lXe1t4OQ
twitter.com/WemI0/status/973943566123896832/video/1

-Save Game Dumpers
gist.github.com/Reisyukaku/aaa8d0ab0974122b5c37d359c3cb1015

-Xecuter ANY FIRMWARE modchip:
5.0.0 Compatible! veekyforums.com/thread/209047917/video-games
youtube.com/watch?v=gzngEqL6vnI
F4ECA1685C1E4DF77F19DB7B44A985CA

-Switch Emulators:
zoltx23.github.io/ryujinx-emu/
yuzu-emu.org

-CFW:
github.com/SciresM/Atmosphere-NX

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leanny.github.io/splat2/
leanny.github.io/splat2/newgear.html
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gist.github.com/Reisyukaku/aaa8d0ab0974122b5c37d359c3cb1015
veekyforums.com/thread/209047917/video-games
youtube.com/watch?v=gzngEqL6vnI
zoltx23.github.io/ryujinx-emu/
yuzu-emu.org
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youtube.com/watch?v=qvi2pRi0bkI
youtube.com/watch?v=vDapaqUM4M4
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supforums.com/thread/410554554/video-games
twitter.com/NintendoVS/status/976790642314522624
slashgear.com/nintendo-switch-cross-controller-revealed-by-hori-22524046/
e3.nintendo.com/splatoon-2-inkling-open/
veekyforums.com/thread/209267141/video-games

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Splatoon 2 is a multiplayer third-person shooter in which players control characters known as Inklings and use colored ink to attack opponents and clear goals.
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Inklings can transform between humanoid form, during which they can fire ink with their weapons, and squid form, which allows them to swim through ink of their own color in order to move quickly and replenish ink supplies. The sequel adds new standard, sub and special weapons to the game, including dual-wield pistols, that allow the player to perform dodge rolls, and jetpacks.
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Like the previous game, the game features the Turf War modes for Regular Battles, and a rotation of Splat Zones, Tower Control, Rainmaker, and Clam Blitz modes for Ranked Battles, which are now ranked individually. League Battles allow players to form teams with friends. A new mode, Salmon Run, allows up to four players to team up co-operatively to tackle waves of enemies called the Salmonids.
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Splatoon 2 takes place approximately two years after the final Splatfest event of the first game, in which the pop idol Marie proved victorious over her cousin and fellow Squid Sister, Callie.
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While the two girls seem to carry on as normal afterwards, the usually inseparable cousins begin to spend more and more time apart due to their growing solo careers, with Marie beginning to worry about whether Callie was negatively affected by the Splatfest result.
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After going out of Inkopolis to see her parents, Marie returns home to discover both Callie and the Great Zapfish have gone missing.
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Fearing that the evil Octarians are once again involved, Marie once again takes on her role as Agent 2 of the New Squidbeak Splatoon and recruits an Inkling from Inkopolis Square, the player character, to become Agent 4 and investigate.
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With assistance from both Marie and weapons expert Sheldon, Agent 4 makes their way through Octo Canyon fighting off Octarians and recovering the stolen Zapfish.

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Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Sr?

viagrandad
viagrandad

This thread belongs to green woomies

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Bidwell
Bidwell

Inb4 Script Kiddie user

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

#NoNiggers

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Salmon Run 2/4

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

*teleports into your thread, and your heart*

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Nojokur
Nojokur

that's...a new one

5mileys
5mileys

Post some of your Favorite Non squid or Octo Splatoon OC's/characters

likme
likme

Gas the gays
Tranquilize the trannies
Lynch the lesbians

Booteefool
Booteefool

@209195167
Nice try fag, no one actually reads the OP

Spamalot
Spamalot

What the fuck is all that new shit added to the OP

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5mileys
5mileys

Still no Neo Splash

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Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

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Emberfire
Emberfire

That one:

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Pink woomies are for putting your penis in

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Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I'm not seeing the room?
Also sorry for leaving a couple times got some friend requests.

happy_sad
happy_sad

k. keep me posted

octo ocs are gonna be a thing
n-no...

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

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BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Green woomies with pink wombies

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Only thing tempting me to go Octo

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Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

mfw this post
Thanks user, im glad you like her

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viagrandad
viagrandad

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takes2long
takes2long

Well then what about the other colors?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

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Skullbone
Skullbone

Its a easteregg

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

are you imply they arnt already.
I'm a pretty casual fan only getting into it more lately and ive seen many a octo oc for a long time

takes2long
takes2long

should i make a folder dedicated to woomy images i have too many in my art folder

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SniperGod
SniperGod

Yes, then share it on imgur

TechHater
TechHater

Objectively the best character in the game.
I hope we get to talk to him.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

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Spamalot
Spamalot

attempt to play turf war after 6pm
lose literally every match

farquit
farquit

All woomies belong on my penis

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

green, pink, and purple are for dicking
most notable woomies are green, pink, and purple

Well then I guess you aren't wrong.

King_Martha
King_Martha

its coming

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cum2soon
cum2soon

veekyforums.com/thread/209139092/video-games
does this concern nobody else?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

We've REE'd about that alot already. It's old news

Snarelure
Snarelure

it's a feature

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I haven't noticed it.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

really? i havent heard it talked about at all.

typical dev

i have - its pretty obvious

SniperGod
SniperGod

What's a realistically good k/d average?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

support
Is someone not profresh?

Booteefool
Booteefool

Glad to see mods keep it up

Evilember
Evilember

weve known this for a long time
nintendo are the jews of japan and full of shitty business practices to make/save money
make fun games tho

SniperGod
SniperGod

I notice it, constantly. It's part of why trades are a regular occurrence in Splatoon 2 while they're a once-in-50-games thing in Siege.
10/1 or ur a shitter lul

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

half a year late, try something more modern to shitpost about like gays in the lobby

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

in a childs game? 50/1

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Im c+

Booteefool
Booteefool

you must be new. the latency issues have been talked about to death, so much so we don't talk about it anymore cause there's nothing we can do. only thing we can do is hope that network improvements get rolled out with the paid online service

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SniperWish
SniperWish

Reminder to report all niggers and fags to Nintendo

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

It was shit in the first game too. This one puts a bandaid on it with a ping filter.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Been here at least 6months, never heard it once.

idontknow
idontknow

plz show me when it was discussed I searched archives for tick rate can't find one mention

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

it says it was double in the first game.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Salmon Run 3/4

GG A

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

This only happens when someone is a lower rank you've got a shitter in your midst

Booteefool
Booteefool

I think its senda

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

And it was still shit. Worse in some ways because you matched nothing but Japs.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

A might have added me from people you've played with

Lunatick
Lunatick

Does anyone have a sheet of the different color pair ups ?
I need it for science

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

but that means s2 is doubly bad. you want a high tick rate.

SniperGod
SniperGod

fine anons, it has literally never been discussed before in the entirety of /ink/'s existence.
there, now what?

TechHater
TechHater

What kind of science are you talking about here?

massdebater
massdebater

I have this if you ignore the rankings

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Techpill
Techpill

I'm at 8/1 if you round the numbers.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Now I'm going to email nintendo the link to this thread and demand an explanation. We wait for their response.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Like I said, they put a bandaid on it by putting a fairly strict ping filter on matchmaking. Lower ping matches are smoother than having to play against people on the opposite side of the planet.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

ping has nothing to do with tick rate. its not a bandaid

Soft_member
Soft_member

I want to salmon run, I promise I'm not a shitter and I am a profreshional.

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5mileys
5mileys

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DeathDog
DeathDog

Ping has a lot to do with people teleporting around and bullets flying out of corpses.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Splatoon 1 Packet Size (Smallest / Largest / Average):
90 bytes / 1250 bytes / 214 bytes
Splatoon 2 Packet Size (Smallest / Largest / Average):
102 bytes / 1062 bytes / 320 bytes

which would show the data rate to be:
Splatoon 1 Data Rate (25Hz): 146kbps, 66 MB/hour
Splatoon 2 Data Rate (16Hz): 80kbps, 36 MB/hour

Skullbone
Skullbone

that's great user, meanwhile I'll be working on my own solutions

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Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

who wants to SR in an hour or so?

silly user Im not even playing right now

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iluvmen
iluvmen

Nah I'm pretty sure he was a friend request. But w/e.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Salmon Run 3/4

Join us and we'll find out

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Emberburn
Emberburn

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whereismyname
whereismyname

At least use a shotgun on stream /r9k/ style

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

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TreeEater
TreeEater

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girlDog
girlDog

there goes that wacky Kier again

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

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cum2soon
cum2soon

wow

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Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

don't reply

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

kier pls go

DeathDog
DeathDog

makes sense kier is a girl with drawings like this

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I hope I'm not too much of a shitter.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Splat U had trades too. I'm guessing siege has hitscan

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

s1>s2

Emberburn
Emberburn

yeah the fact that every weapon is projectile (aside from melee shit) in splatoon also plays into it a lot

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

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Booteefool
Booteefool

bad meme

Bidwell
Bidwell

PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP

iluvmen
iluvmen

Missed opportunity for blaster joke.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Im sorry your poor

Anonymous 03/22/18(Thu)03:09:06 No.209198861▶
(You)
bad meme

Skullbone
Skullbone

bwasteez sisters
there.

5mileys
5mileys

Thanks

Flameblow
Flameblow

balls
fucks sake kier

MPmaster
MPmaster

Halo 5 has lots of trades, and it's hitscan.

idontknow
idontknow

m-more

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

literally the best part of any dick

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Yes, but not on futas. That's just weird.

Snarelure
Snarelure

;_;

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

no

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Girls like guys with nice balls

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Inmate
Inmate

I'm so sorry. I got knocked off by a chum right before I could deliver the last egg we needed.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

How was I supposed to tell? Usually futas are the ones with giant dicks, not boys.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Back on your bullshit, I see.

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Playboyize
Playboyize

Kier is the one spreading faggotposts in lobby.

RavySnake
RavySnake

What capture card do you guys use to record/stream? I feel like wasting money so I can stream to nobody

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Bidwell
Bidwell

She is modposter too

Snarelure
Snarelure

I'm late, what got posted?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

A little dingy

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BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

kier being a loser like usual
why people feed this self-centered attention whore (You)s still is beyond me, it's so obvious he draws stuff just to get a rise out of people when he feels like people aren't paying him attention

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

elgato hd60 is what I used. The 60s and pro lets you see the gameplay live on one monitor while streaming/recording so I would put that above the regular one if you want the best experience, if you have the hardware for it of course.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Let's talk about this instead

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CodeBuns
CodeBuns

not liking hypercock
slut had fuckin muscle indentations too

i shitpost when im sad haha

nope i think textposts in notmiiverse is stupid as fuck. stupid westerners

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Lunatick
Lunatick

this chart again

happy_sad
happy_sad

Do I need a switch?

Emberburn
Emberburn

get power clam
allies tactically scatter
one guy starts moving back towards spawn, presumably to guard against attacks from the rear
head for the enemy basket
somehow they see through our cunning plan and mob me

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

no (You) for (You)
report and ignore

RumChicken
RumChicken

nope - see OP
Switch Emulators:
zoltx23.github.io/ryujinx-emu/
yuzu-emu.org

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

everything fine buddy?/spoiler]

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

209200495
consider getting professional help instead of attention whoring, faggot

happy_sad
happy_sad

Yours was too veiny
I like them when they're smoother, but veiny hypercock is gross.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

losing multiple times at wave 3, short of one egg

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

stop feeding it attention you fucking degenerate

Supergrass
Supergrass

don't be sad pls
i missed your shenanigans

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Methshot
Methshot

I take big shits but I can't take small dildos in my ass. Help me kier

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Is kier the /ink/ equivalent of /feg/'s TharjaAnon?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Oops! Sowwy fwen! I didn't mean to repwy befoe!

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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

it's a "you met quota so you start running only to turn around and see they actually managed to kill everything and were now surrounded in eggs so you look like a flaky bitch" episode
I hate that one

Booteefool
Booteefool

Is it really useless?

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happy_sad
happy_sad

desperately shilling your garbage because no one's reading it
kek

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idontknow
idontknow

He got so mad that nobody was responding to his first posts that he added it to the OP. It's hilarious.

likme
likme

gg A team, had fun but i've got to go to bed now

SniperWish
SniperWish

Alright ggs. I felt like I wasn't holding my weight all the time but it was still fun. Next rot honestly looks really fun.

whereismyname
whereismyname

have blaster
leave all stingers that are within range to decimate entire team so you can get that extra few eggs
well done guys

w8t4u
w8t4u

And yet, here you are, still discussing me. I poweup on yous

RumChicken
RumChicken

are there any better hats that scream "naval captain"?
also r8

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

No. Still lets you spam sub weapons more while can work hand in hand with ISS. And better ink recovery in kid form is nice on maps with uninkable surfaces.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Pretty obvious combination
Still looks good though

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

He's still desperate right now trying to get our attention lmao

Snarelure
Snarelure

Nigger

Methshot
Methshot

Nigger

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

This reminds me. What the fuck happen to Stick Yebby?

Snarelure
Snarelure

But are you energized by the DELICIOUS SHOOT CEREAL? Part of a crutch breakfast

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Nigger

WebTool
WebTool

Nigger

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Nigger

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Who cares, that guy was a fagbag who shit up threads

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Nigger

Inmate
Inmate

Nigger

Illusionz
Illusionz

Nigger

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Nigger

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Nigger

farquit
farquit

Anyone have the Japanese SR comic where he plays with Americans and he's shocked by how social they are? It makes me feel good about myself.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Nigger

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Do your job hotpockets

MPmaster
MPmaster

Nigger

iluvmen
iluvmen

fags

RavySnake
RavySnake

start new rank meter
fail one game
win every other match, no other losses
didnt skip a rank
new rank meter
first team i get is garbage
next game is so ez knock out first minute
is this a meme?

eGremlin
eGremlin

Nigger

whereismyname
whereismyname

Nigger

5mileys
5mileys

[Grosses from the dead]

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Nigger

Emberburn
Emberburn

Nigger

cum2soon
cum2soon

lel

DeathDog
DeathDog

hack user that no one gives a fuck about was the racist user all along
lmao what a fucking loser hahaa

takes2long
takes2long

Wish I did but I have to admit most runs with randoms aren't too bad. Had an amazing fun run with some randoms tonight. Tons of boo'yahing and general dicking around while slamming salmon with no trouble. Even handled high tide during wave 2 like true profreshionals. God damn was it fun, even better then alot of runs with /ink/lings.

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Spamalot
Spamalot

I wonder if /ink/s relative resistance to shitposting is related at all to the fact that we play Splatoon, and are thus constantly dealing with aggravation anyways.

It's like, yeah this guy's posts are annoying, but my team will always be worse.

farquit
farquit

implying I care about anything but stirring shit up

w8t4u
w8t4u

Anyone else fucking hate Clam Blitz?

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Lunatick
Lunatick

Probably due to niggers

Snarelure
Snarelure

In spite of the memes I think most people that manage to get to 200+ are at least competent.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Usually I'll always lose the game after I rank up and then just go on a losing streak because the game decided I'm not allowed to win more than that

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I fucking hate niggers

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

My theory is that everyone in the thread shitposts in one form or another but at different times of the day and only after certain conditions are met.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

woomies aren't real
can't cuddle my favorite woomers on lonely nights like tonight and instead have to wallow alone
I can't go on much longer, /ink/

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RavySnake
RavySnake

Rather I get the attention than cancer. :^)

Evilember
Evilember

I never play ranked if it's in rotation. I might not bother to reach rank x in it when that comes out.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

IRU
RSU
bully chargers on Shellendorf Institute

Illusionz
Illusionz

Is mayonnaise a shitpost?

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girlDog
girlDog

nigger flood is ok
kier dick fetish is not

Skullbone
Skullbone

Create them then. Get government funds to make living weapons, design them as cute woomies.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I mean Pearl herself is a living shitpost so yes

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Wouldn't be surprised at the thread getting deleted again.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

create woomy
nurture and care for it
gets sent out to kill humans again and again
asks you "Why did you create me daddy? Just to be a killing machine? I just want to be a normal girl"

What do you say?

Nojokur
Nojokur

nice falseflagging

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

everyone is the same person
Why the fuck do so many people say shit like this?

King_Martha
King_Martha

user don't make me feel this feel, I'm already in an extremely low spot tonight

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

what pairs well with comeback? or should I just ignore it, since being "rewarded" for dying is inherently a bad thing?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

youtube.com/watch?v=qvi2pRi0bkI

Inmate
Inmate

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

SCU, RSU, SSU, ISM, ISS, and IRU are nice since they stack nicely with the effects of comeback and comeback's version of those don't diminish returns when stacked with other ones.

takes2long
takes2long

Comeback's bonuses are kind of negligable and you should be focusing on not dying in the first place.
I ran Comeback and honestly couldn't tell the difference when not running it, try to find an ability that works all the time vs when you're down.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

youtube.com/watch?v=vDapaqUM4M4

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Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Of course it is

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Shy Woomy is a squid

r-right?

Booteefool
Booteefool

thanks doc

happy_sad
happy_sad

Don't worry user, inklings enjoy fighting. She'd go stir crazy if you didn't give her some kind of outlet that involved shooting things.

SniperGod
SniperGod

What modes did you use it in? I feel like it's nice in TC and RM where super jumping to the objective is a bit more common or the objective is close to you spawn so it can help push a defend. I find it allows me to be more risky with the better mobility and ink efficiency.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Post your least favourite woomy.

SniperGod
SniperGod

How would you feel if Shy Woomy was only that way because she was trying to hide her true identity as an octo?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Guys, I need all the shy woomy art you have. Is there a twitter, tumblr or even imgur I can have a link to? I think I'm becoming obsessed with this persons art, I need to save more images of shy woomy too

Firespawn
Firespawn

thanks doc

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I love Shy Woomy but not a fan of Octos. However I don't think I could never not like Shy Woomy no matter what. It would be a confusing time for me.

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CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I ran it in every mode. If you're super jumping a lot, definitely consider QSJ, it's a really overlooked ability that's like Quick Respawn V2 since you're back in the fight extremely fast. I tried it with dualies and was able to make bad jumps without getting punished, and could even dodge roll to avoid someone throwing a suction bomb on my landing spot.

happy_sad
happy_sad

this whole general

Firespawn
Firespawn

As a prominent dualie fag I know all about unsafe jumps and then dodging away. I may consider QSJ but I still like the better combat effectives for 20 seconds Esp when it only costs 1 main slot for quite a bit of help.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

i.imgur.com/IA75hus.gif better quality of mike's new work

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Nigger

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Yeah, I didn't see the "non" squid part.

Have another Shy as an apology.

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SniperGod
SniperGod

Nigger

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Definitely work toward at least one pure QSJ item then, user. You'd be amazed at how fast you get back into battle.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

What would Shy Woomy do if a yebby asked her out?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Nigger

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Nigger

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Nigger

Illusionz
Illusionz

No wonder Mike Inel stopped coming here

askme
askme

Nigger

idontknow
idontknow

youre doing gods work

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Give
Me
Links
To
Shy
Woomy
Art
Please

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Nigger

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

She'd probably freak out and stutter and stammer a lot.
And eventually mutter out a "yes".

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Maybe he shouldn't draw fucking monkeys

DeathDog
DeathDog

I don't know, man.
I just save shit from the threads.

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eGremlin
eGremlin

Nigger

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I see the fucking, but not the monkey.

Flameblow
Flameblow

You colorblind? Maybe reading these help?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I did it

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Away with tumblr nose and freckles.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

itdontevenmata.tumblr.com/post/170697611826/more-stuff-with-my-inkling-she-is-sad-cuz-her-aim

Firespawn
Firespawn

Do you just call any nose a tumblr nose?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

are you retarded

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Inmate
Inmate

I'm used to people calling literally anything they don't personally like "tumblr ___" but I genuinely don't see what about the nose makes it tumblr at all

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Too rounded

WebTool
WebTool

But dont the squids have round small noses? If it it we're tumblr it'd be off color with blush and freckles and huge

Illusionz
Illusionz

Cute!

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Thank you user

RumChicken
RumChicken

fuck off geekoflove

massdebater
massdebater

uh oh ive been caught
let me guess /utg/?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Could you dump more that you have?

two images of shy woomy since september
Appreciate it but they haven't uploaded her there which makes me sad

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

remove flyfish

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

bingo, its ya boy cry

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

<3 love ya

eGremlin
eGremlin

When did he stop coming by? I last remember him doing those salmonids.

JunkTop
JunkTop

That's about it yeah, he still makes plenty Splatoon content but ultimately ditched the threads. Can't imagine why.
At least he drew my woomy.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

remove shitters that can't handle flyfish

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haveahappyday
haveahappyday

bleh

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Makes me wonder if he'd create more stuff for the thread if we commissioned him. If that's even an option.

Inmate
Inmate

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

You feeling better? Kinda want to bother you with a thing if you are.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Grenade bounces OUT of the missile pod

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

3 pures is great, you can juke around the enemy by placing a beakon, making them follow you off an unclimbable ledge, then jumping back to your beakon. Or just jump back and forth from spawn to your teammates/beakon with missiles.

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Booteefool
Booteefool

toss grenade into left missile bay
three other grenades go sailing past it

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

go ahead

Playboyize
Playboyize

Alright

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

range blaster
it doesnt have any range

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RumChicken
RumChicken

The bomb gets stuck in between the coolers

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ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

bwaster

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Illusionz
Illusionz

BWASTAAAH
also range blaster is worse than even the normal blaster

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

how many people were banned in this thread?
more than 50
less than 50
just kier

5mileys
5mileys

Green woomies are blue woomies in Japanese.

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New_Cliche
New_Cliche

range blaster has less range than the rapid blaster
rapid blaster is less rapid than the clash blaster
clash blaster is less useful when you clash with someone than the blaster

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Just got the game
Can't get out of Part-Timer because everyone is terrible

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

probably because their toilest flush backwards

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

just use the slosher and get over it

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Any decent profresh could solo everything up to the bottom of profresh

Bidwell
Bidwell

luna blaster
moon is still intact

Firespawn
Firespawn

You can literally solo up to profresh

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I'm black though everyone disconnects from me

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

try skin bleaching so your skin isnt so offensive?

farquit
farquit

luckily i haven’t been banned again so i can keep posting cute woomys

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Illusionz
Illusionz

Even if that was the case which it isn't you can easily change your skin color in game

You fucking retarded piece of shit

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

thanks racistanon

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I dont own this game newfag

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

implying each individual IP is one person
implying both didn't ban dodge

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New_Cliche
New_Cliche

welcome to /ink/ its a pileofshit

StonedTime
StonedTime

highest tide
get the range blaster
;_;

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

thats just a nigger, racist

whereismyname
whereismyname

range blaster has less range than the rapid blaster
granted it's only the pro rapid that does this, but still i will never understand why

happy_sad
happy_sad

More like /wut/ amiright?

Bidwell
Bidwell

Om my hard drive I actually have dedicated Marie, Callie, Pearl, and Marina folders, as well as a general woomy folder, and a separate one with just my own woomy. I'm too far gone.

Playboyize
Playboyize

giving the Range greater range then the Pro Rapid

I don't want this

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Supergrass
Supergrass

Cute woomies are nice

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takes2long
takes2long

call it the range blaster
it's greatest attribute, it's range, is outclassed by a similar, faster and more consistent weapon
if anything, range blasters will be even easier to kill up close. though they'd have an easier time protecting some choke points

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

SR room open 3/4

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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Can a profresh play with a part timer?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

But cute woomies can be mean, too.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Short hair green zip.
This looks weird.

Supergrass
Supergrass

What’s your LEAST favorite aspect of this game? For me it’s the sushi hair, the only woomys that need sushi hair are self-harming emo fish and, strangely enough, black ink isn’t an option. Inkmines as a close second as they are the worst sub in the game and do nothing.

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w8t4u
w8t4u

Worst aspect is obviously blasters.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Smoking isn't a cool thing to do

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Flameblow
Flameblow

It's weird to think that Inklings are made of ink but can get tattoos on their bodies.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

shadman_mouse_leave.png

RavySnake
RavySnake

Wouldn't that kind of thing hurt like hell forever? That's another source of ink that's permanently on your squid body. Still kinda hot if you're into that sort of thing, though.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

People talking about how gay they are in the square. It's meant to be a kids game. Keep that degeneracy out.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Color Lock not "locking" the current ink color of your inkling and keeping it. I know it's for color blind people but fuck color blind people, git gud eyes.

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New_Cliche
New_Cliche

who wants to salmon? 3 free spots!

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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I like the variety it offers, in that it's the only ranked mode that spreads the game across the map instead of focus it onto one spot. Like all ranked modes, if you're having trouble with it, you just need to git gud and carry harder.

Bidwell
Bidwell

there's people who don't like paper-shreded hair
that's so reddit

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iluvmen
iluvmen

Apparently what hyno Callie is into
I agree

Methshot
Methshot

I doubt it. That ink is probably different then enemy ink. Also according to some lore I think getting his with enemy ink hurts like hell and they could wear paintball like protective clothing. But they don't due to how unfresh it looks. You could also argue ink needs some sort of velocity to actually harm inklings, like bullets and grenades.

TechHater
TechHater

That abomination you just posted.
Cutting tentacles is similar to cutting your hair; it's painless.
That being said, literally every new male hairstyle is fucking awful, and the default one was already pretty shitty.
I don't even want to play as a girl, I'd just rather look like a girl than look like a fucking douchebag with a skrillex haircut.
But objectively my least favorite feature is the fact that the majority of the playerbase are little kids who barely understand how to play the game.

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Is splatoon 2 worth getting if I have splatoon and no friends I want to play with? I do miss splatfests however

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

implying any of us have friends

Techpill
Techpill

we have each other

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Nojokur
Nojokur

I wish you could actually travel around the city and explore and you weren't just trapped in a claustrophobic little plaza.
I would kill for a cozy life-sim splatoon game.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Are you proud of me?

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haveahappyday
haveahappyday

blaster
you know what's coming

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Is this full now?

Emberburn
Emberburn

bwasters

StonedTime
StonedTime

blaster
Kill him.

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TurtleCat
TurtleCat

blaster

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

nobody was joining so i started a solo run, adding you

two more for salmon!

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eGremlin
eGremlin

Excuse me, the Blaster is an honorable weapon that requires much practice and skill to use effectively. I could have chosen the easy way out with one of the many crutch weapons in this game. I instead chose the Blaster. I'll also have you know that I use the Blaster with the Inkjet for extra honor.

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takes2long
takes2long

callie being into masochism
appropriately, marie might also being a sadist

Not sure what to think about this...

hairygrape
hairygrape

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Methshot
Methshot

do not think such unclean thoughts in the first place

Methnerd
Methnerd

I can't do anything right! I'm going to kill myself!

When will tranny kitty, tia and kier actually kill themselves instead of being attention whores?

whereismyname
whereismyname

I do miss splatfests however

Let me tell you a story. I first played Splatoon1 during the network tests, and I loved it. The style was great, the music was great, and the gameplay was fantastic. So I bought the game at launch. And then never played it. Not even once. Didn't get Splatoon 2 when it came out, because I wanted to go through 1 first. But I still never played it.

Seeing the trailer for the Octoling expansion finally changed that. I hooked up my Wii U and finally played through Splatoon 1, and I loved it. I started Splatoon 2 not long afterwards, and I've been playing it every day. I even grabbed the Callie and Marie amiibos. Out of curiosity, I tried them in Splatoon 1.

It's hard to really explain what I felt when they changed everything to Splatfest mode. That atmosphere, with the Squid Sisters singing, and the fireworks going off; it was magical. And it slowly dawned on me that I had missed it. I had missed every Splatfest. I had missed Splatoon 1. And I would never have a chance to experience it properly. Even now I can't properly think about it, because the feeling of loss is too much.

You miss Splatfests? They'll end one day, and your choice will be made for you. Take advantage of them while they're still here.

happy_sad
happy_sad

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askme
askme

What did Shelldon’s grandpa do in the ink-octo wars? He can’t make ink and that means he can’t turf war, but he is seen with Capn’ Cuttlefish in the battlefield, this would imply he didn’t just make weapons.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Rate woomy 2: HD edition

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TalkBomber
TalkBomber

preach it brother

takes2long
takes2long

why you teasin' me like this bro

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

covering 100% of a cute woomies face should be a crime

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Man you really did miss out.
I got Splatoon 1 during a really turbulant time in my life, was moving around and had no TV, but I still busted my ass to find a way to play during the final Splatfest and played my heart out for Team Marie.
tfw they turned the last minute theme from the normal version to the final boss theme

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farquit
farquit

When I joined my TV screen went white and the switch crashed. Now it won't turn on. I don't know what happened. Sorry user.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Combat engineer or something, building respawn pads and temporary fortifications, and making sure all the weaponry was in working order. Inklings don't seem to have much talent outside of fighting and the rare idol, so they were probably reliant on scientists from other species to keep their war engine going against the technologically superior octolings.

TreeEater
TreeEater

you didn't miss much
got put into a match all alone and had 2 (Two) stingers spawn on the first wave right away during high tide
hope your stuff's alright dude

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Emberfire
Emberfire

I have friends, I just don't want to play with them
They ended in splatoon after just barely a year, I still have 50 sea snails lying there unused because I'm not competitive enough to reroll all my items. I have also played through splatoon a lot and I'm half burnt out on the game so our situation is slightly different.

Splatfests were definitely my favorite part of the game but it's not quite enough to push me into buying the game over Xenoblade Chronicles 2 or Fire emblem as I could always play splatoon on my wii u instead.

Thanks for trying to convince me tho senpai

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

She's shy fuck you.

cum2soon
cum2soon

really turbulant time in my life, was moving around and had no TV
That. That's essentially what happened to me. That was going to be my excuse. I kept telling myself that it wasn't my fault. But you faced the same problem and pushed through it.

You have humbled me user, deeply. I need to go reflect on this.

Firespawn
Firespawn

putting Faggot Emblem over Splats

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whereismyname
whereismyname

I feel your pain bro. I only made the first couple Splatoon 1 splatfests. I don't even really remember them t.bh. I always told myself I'll come back to it some day. Seemed like I had all the time in the world to do so. I guess it's like an analogy for life as a whole.

I wouldn't say I have the same attachment to Splatoon 2 splatfests as Splatoon 1, but that's probably just my bias towards the Squid Sisters or the fact that I haven't missed out on it. Like if I missed Splatoon 2 splatfests, I'm not sure I'd feel the same deep longing listening to Color Pulse as I feel when I watch the Squid Sisters perform as if their game isn't dead and everyone hadn't already moved on. It's cool that the Amiibos let you access that atmosphere. Probably the coolest Amiibos out there due to that.

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Emberburn
Emberburn

It's now my life's mission to take off her mask and give her a kiss

SniperWish
SniperWish

Still need a worker?

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

me on the left

MPmaster
MPmaster

I'm back online if you want to try again.

Bidwell
Bidwell

I have actually never played a Fire Emblem game in my life and I'm curious what it plays out like. I should probably try it on my 3DS first

Cats or dogs?

Firespawn
Firespawn

just started a match, i'll add you after

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Cats since my experience with dogs has always been those with irresponsible owners.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

another round of no randos joining
what is going onnnnnn
also M dude you're host now

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I missed the bombs ;_; Bad run please understand...

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

1 more spot for salmon! join up!

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Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

why are dualies so actually bad

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

never trust a jap

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

This reminds me of a post I made earlier that no one saw or replied to. May as well.

supforums.com/thread/410554554/video-games

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

SendaRoom room open 3/4

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

a rando actually joins
they DC right away
this is some next level bullshit

takes2long
takes2long

Did he dc right at the end of wave 2 and do you want to wait or go with randoms again?

Techpill
Techpill

A true rando that has studied for years to live up to rando ideals.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

wuz where'd you go

the jap was gone all match, man
and sure we can try another with them, but my hopes aren't exactly high

Nojokur
Nojokur

another shitshow where apparently there's 0 other splatoon players in the world
this is fucking ridiculous, and i'm just getting tired of it
thanks for trying, M

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

No luck today. Only 2 is beyond my skill level. Sorry.

Nojokur
Nojokur

I've never had trouble finding a full party even in the deadest of hours. It's probably your NAT or whatever.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

no need to apologize man, it's more the matchmaking for being so goddamn terrible that it can't find literally ANYONE to put us with

probably, japs never sleep so they should show up. though i rarely ever even have problems like this

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

You try being white?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

rain maker games finish in less than 10 seconds from a push half way through the map
team mates d/c after 2 kills and you pretty much have a free loss
most games have at least 1 person with zero kills
how the fuck do i play rain maker
its my lowest rank by a lot, what the fuck is the strategy

Skullbone
Skullbone

I feel like Off the Hook is a shitty follow-up to the Squid Sisters. I mean, I don't even hate Pearl like 90% of people who play the game, but having the two co-hosts essentially be polar opposites really doesn't make them feel like a group or a pair, it just feels like two characters who happen to be next to eachother. Not to mention that neither of them have a particularly strong personality; they both just feel like weaker copies of Callie/Marie respectively.
You can't really have a heated argument over which one of them is greater because Marina is so blatantly designed to be literally as attractive as they could possibly make her, while Pearl just sort of has an awkward, stunted appearance that really doesn't befit someone who's supposed to be an idol.
The worst part is, we're stuck with them until whatever game comes next. They really do just feel like soulless filler.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Go fast as fuck boy

whereismyname
whereismyname

when a rainmaker match takes under 20 seconds
oh man its so good

WebTool
WebTool

yo I'm gonna take a bit of a break

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

anybody has a webm of that many smooth fps white squid logo running?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Are ya proud of me /ink/?

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Rush the objective
spam shots from the rainmaker if you've got it.
use it like a charge rifle to clear paths.
remember to flank

Spamalot
Spamalot

steel heads wait forever before they initiate their attack
maws staying under you forever instead of coming up

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haveahappyday
haveahappyday

As dumb as this sounds, don't die. That's really all you have to do, stay alive to stop any pushes, which sometimes means retreating if the rainmaker isn't popped yet. It sucks, but play like it's 1v4 because of braindead teammates. Just get kills (easy at lower ranks) and your team should eventually move the rainmaker forward. If they're so braindead that they don't, you'll have to wipe the enemy and push. Spam the rainmaker shots, they kill pretty well, and be defensive until the way is clear.

MPmaster
MPmaster

da bwasta is just too much fun
i think it's my main

FastChef
FastChef

bwasta
BAWAHASTAAH??

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MPmaster
MPmaster

I don't really feel like getting in a huge debate since your bias is obvious and you're clearly a retard if you think """"""""""soulless"""""""""" can be used to describe anything in Splatoon.
Off the Hook is great because Pearl and Marina are opposites. Despite looking and acting nothing alike, the music they make has been my favorite out of both games.
I adore Callie and Marie but it's evident they really only work as a pair, while Marina and Pearl can work both individually and as a team.
Lastly, we're getting a bunch of lore for OtH with the Octo update so it's too early to write them out.

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Spamalot
Spamalot

have slow weapon
waiting for maw to come up
it never does
the instant you start shooting it lunges at you

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massdebater
massdebater

buhwasteez :DDD *claps*

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Fuck all this gay shit in notmiiverse, have some wholesome posting

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

That technically also falls under gay shit though, that's clearly a Woomy in lesbians.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Im in S+, I grab the rain maker when its decently safe and then my team mates either push ahead further than the enemies are, or they just die. Whenever I dont have the rain maker, I try and kill as many of them before I die. usually ends up that my team mate dies after retreating or dicking around and spamming shots. I honestly dont know what the strategy is when even the top most players (assuming S+ is the final pool) are fucking useless.
What has worked in the 3 or so games that it took me to write this was using a charger and just picking enemies off, but thats not much of a certain strategy

Firespawn
Firespawn

Well shit, I thought you meant lowest as in trying to get out of the absolute hell that is C through A. If you're in S+, only about 60% of people should be braindead. In your situation, I generally call them cunts out loud, complain on /ink/, then report them in the app for being shitters. Not that it fixes the problem.

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I adore Callie and Marie but it's evident they really only work as a pair
Well, the whole of Splatoon 2's singleplayer has them solo, and they work very well. Granted that Callie's brainwashed, the two are still very clearly capable of being independent and have their own styles as well (Callie's modern cutesy attire VS Marie's mature formal kimono). Not to mention they did their solo songs which accentuate their differences, being Marie's more calm tones VS Callie's hyperactive ones.
while Marina and Pearl can work both individually and as a team.
They hardly feel like an equal team, though; in most of the music they make, Marina's doing the majority of the singing as well as mixing with her DJ deck, while Pearl only really does occasional bursts of vocals which don't usually sound very good. Granted, that's just my opinion, and again, I don't hate Pearl, she just doesn't really work as Marina's partner.
That all being said, the Octo Expansion will at least give them some depth, which they desperately need; it's just that they don't really act all too differently from Callie and Marie, even with Marina mocking Pearl fairly often, yet extremely rarely the other way around, which makes absolutely no sense given their personalities. There's also the fact that Pearl also mimicks Callie's role of being a more hyperactive singer while Marina's vocals are slow and calm like Marie's.
tl;dr I don't hate them, I just feel like there isn't enough to them. Hopefully the Octo Expansion fixes that.

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Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

great games guys but time for bed -w

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Inmate
Inmate

Should I go with Slosher or Tri-Slosher?
Is the range loss worth it?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

SendaRoom open 3/4

dont worry N great games

ggs w thanks for joining
remember that it is a little rude to leave one room to join another, its just an advice

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Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

So I just grabbed Splatoon 2. I played 1 since launch but I only ever played it casually since I only had one friend to play with regularly over comms and even then when we tried to play seriously we only go up against laggy japs. Has that been fixed if even a little?

Is there any new meta I should know about? Is everything viable? Is anything trash? What are absolutely OP?

I have my one old homie to squad up with and oddly enough I have about 3-5 people to play with from my fighting game community when I catch them on and they're to fighting and pushing buttons. Do we have a splat discord here anyone would kindly share? Thanks in advanced and sorry for the ignorant questions.

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Nojokur
Nojokur

GG

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Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I don't see how they work. Marie is too flat to carry the entire campaign herself. Callie is barely in it and what's there isn't really her as you said. They're together for like 3 minutes. It's a complete blunder from that aspect. Octo Expansion has Off the Hook together for the whole thing it seems (as it should be).

Can you aim some or not at all?

girlDog
girlDog

Where my Salmon bros

viagrandad
viagrandad

yeah, I'd love to play further but I legit like, started feeling kinda sick
I'll try and play more tomorrow, and maybe if I'm feeling adventurous, hit 999. I mean, I'm at 730 at the moment, how bad could it possibly be? speaking of 999, what the heck is it with smokeyard and 999s?

Flameblow
Flameblow

Regular Splattershot is a low level but very strong weapon

nzap is very good and a bit too good

inkbrush is garbage, and the octobrush is retarded easy to use and much stronger than it
Also Veeky Forums discords are awful and you should avoid them

Playboyize
Playboyize

Everything's about the same as in the first game, but a little more polished.
Current meta says nzap/splattershot/blaster are OP but I've seen top tier gameplay from most weapons in the game.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Splattershot is a piece of crap. Every time I pull it out I end up facing off against some Splattershot Pro faggot and of course I get outranged. There are better options for close-mid range.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Shooting steelhead can unfuck them most of the time

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I'm at 730 at the moment, how bad could it possibly be?
ehehehehe. well since the update you either have the choice of getting there under hazard level max or playing randumb roulette with waves they're too unskilled to deal with.

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TreeEater
TreeEater

OK, so, i'm an idiot, this is notebook; didn't realize that shooters =/= blasters for the OP thing.
Shooters, splatlings, and umbrellas are the types of weapons I use
Also, how do I know if I can't host lobbies? I've held a couple duo-queues before with an EU friend, even though i'm NA for SR and regular MP just fine.

One more thing: do y'all use the nintendo app for VC, discord, or just ingame commands?
Dickscord is actually pretty nice when it wants to work.

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viagrandad
viagrandad

I mean, it's a thing, it's nothing extravagant, I'll give you that, but I feel like the co-idol-groups-ability-to-be-independent isn't terribly important. I'm just saying it's there, which is a lot more independent than Pearl or Marina have ever been. And, also, the Squid Sisters have two idnependent songs, Off the Hook has zero.
As far as the two being together... well, you had the entirety of Splatoon's campaign for interractions between the two. This is where a lot of their personality-building came from, along with the occasional scroll about them, so hopefully the Octo expansion will do the same for Pearl and Marina. Point being, as is, they're just bland. We will have to wait and see.

Evilember
Evilember

Special questions.

I wish i could draw better

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StonedTime
StonedTime

spoiler
eheh... sorry
sometimes my desire to be carried overcomes my morals

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Lunatick
Lunatick

I wish you could draw better too.
If only for that poor spaghetti's arm and leg(s?)

SniperGod
SniperGod

Nintendo app for voice chat
Literally might as well call everyone I want to talk to.
The thing is that I don't really feel like Splatoon needs an extensive amount of communication; just the in-game commands are good enough assuming you're being profreshional and only using them when you need to signal something to your team.

cum2soon
cum2soon

There's really no excuse for them not using the left and right directional keys for more coms
stuff like "get RM/get on tower/give me clams" for the respective gamemode

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

The thing about 2 is Marie isn't with anyone she knows so she's just there commenting on things that are happening. It's uninteresting and feels empty.

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askme
askme

Looking cute, but the back of Mask's head is a bit flat and Specials pose is a bit awkward

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

ggs W, E and SD I need a break
thanks for joining awesome games as always

yeah lets just avoid that in the future ok?

I hope you are going to feel better soon
and I dont know, all of the first 4 that got to 999, including me, all of we got it in this map
I dont know why people dislike this map a lot, you just need to handle flyfish and stingers at the other side and everything else is very simple

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Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

use basic shapes to build your characters before you add details, circles for heads, boxes or tubes for bodyparts. It helps with proportions.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

GG

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Nojokur
Nojokur

I know it helps, and i should probably do that, but i find the process exhausting , and even when i start i eventually stop and just do the rest by eye. Is it normal to take breaks mid draw? Maybe i should do that rather then winging it

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haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Thanks guys. It's comforting to know much is the same, simply more polished. I'm more than aware many discords are cancer, especially the ones affiliated here but I'm use to it after being here over a decade. I'm not a cancerous shitposter but I somehow feel at home when I can share space with the community. For example with the fighting game community. The discords are unfiltered cancer but it is still better than constantly lurking IRC channels to find match ups with the same dozen people playing over sets of years.

I appreciate the warning but if there is a Veeky Forums Splat discord I would still love being linked/invited to it. Just so I can find some squad matches with mics or just shoot the shit about where and talk about stuff in game without needing to post every time.

Supergrass
Supergrass

It doesn't look bad,I like how unique your style is. You could improve anatomy by drafting basic shapes first to make sure nothing is flat or weirdly proportioned

5mileys
5mileys

playing the same match ups and sets over the years*. Shoot the shit about whatever*.

Sorry for the typos, I know its doesnt matter and not worth fixing buts it been a long night and just felt obligated.

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Soft_member
Soft_member

even when i start i eventually stop and just do the rest by eye
Don't do that, even if you have to take breaks. You may lose some vision you might of had in the moment, but the cool thing about returning to things you've started is that you always see it in a different light the second time.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

GGs. By the way, how often do you get hazard level max? I've never bothered with anything past the 2 super bonuses but that session got me to 370 so I might as well see how it is.

eGremlin
eGremlin

the room needs an average of ~600 to hit hlm

whereismyname
whereismyname

I want lewds of shy woomy please

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

i want all your squid lewds on my desk by morning so i can delete them

w8t4u
w8t4u

Best I got for you.

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Evilember
Evilember

I guess we can count this one too

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hairygrape
hairygrape

how often... probably every other shift
and yeah the average of the room must be 600 to get HLM

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Techpill
Techpill

called shy but willingly gets fucked
Yeah nah that's not how that works

Lunatick
Lunatick

Yeah I don't really get the name, I never got the impression that she was shy.

hairygrape
hairygrape

what the fuck is wrong with me bros? i think it's the art, maybe, or shy woomy, i don't know. there's just something about her and the way she's drawn, i'm not obsessed and i know it sounds like i am but she's just so appealing to look at

thanks for posting these

Playboyize
Playboyize

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Emberburn
Emberburn

Nothing wrong with liking woomies and having a favorite. I like Shy alot too

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

The artist has a very cute artstyle.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Wrong thread faggot

Evilember
Evilember

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Burnblaze
Burnblaze

well I just hit 730 too
looks like this is going to be my 3rd 999 in the same map
why this map always gets the best weapon set up?

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I guess at this point, a good question to ask everybody is who their favorite squid is.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Milf Woomy. I want more art of her interacting with Sweets and Art.

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hairygrape
hairygrape

oh, nice
salmon run endurance marathon later?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Not enough discussion about these two

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Emberburn
Emberburn

What do you think their relationship is actually like? And what do they actually do on their dates? I bet Green is into public ‘training’ with remote control vibrating panties, or bullet vibes on nipple clamps, stuff like that

WebTool
WebTool

Anyone playing SR right now?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Green is a secret romantic and clingy, Tennis is easy going but still very loyal
I also approve of that though

Firespawn
Firespawn

Yes. Custom is completely fine.

WebTool
WebTool

of course, nothing better than some 999 HLM waves

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

This, I want to know how Sweets feels about those two.

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Nojokur
Nojokur

Hoodrat is supposed to be an octo too right? I wonder if Hoodrat and mask would know each other...

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Playboyize
Playboyize

Now that's an interesting topic. How does each squid in particular ships think and act when romance comes to mind? I'd think this one page from an earlier comic at least gives one good example.

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Emberfire
Emberfire

I can see Biker trying to play up the tough guy image when he’s out with Speedy in public. But once they get home, Speedy has him wrapped around her finger. Or rather, her fingers are wrapped around him til they get to the bedroom

Spamalot
Spamalot

No one? Please?

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

bPfxAVs

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Just play the fucking game

StonedTime
StonedTime

open Splatchat
get this
What do?

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SniperWish
SniperWish

I am right now.

Thanks.

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happy_sad
happy_sad

Ramp bike through window

MPmaster
MPmaster

Why is everyone who plays freelance SR so fucking stupid? I can't understand it.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

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Firespawn
Firespawn

Because splatoon playerbase consists entirely of retarded children

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Riding bike
See message and picture
Crash because you checked your messages while riding you dumb idiot
Still reach woomy's pad, dizzy and injured
Lay head on woomy's lap
Life's pretty cool

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I thought it was because it was kids but the worst players come out at night. It's definitely the autistic neets.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Timezones

cum2soon
cum2soon

Stuck in lower go-getter because I can't get a team who doesn't walk into lasers and bombs all day
The worst part about this game is that I can't tell my teammates how fucking retarded they are.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

It doesn't change anything, see: any PC shooter and overshit in particular

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Can we get an updated list of active oc's to play around with? I feel like theres a billion of them but most either fell off the face of the earth or their handlers stopped coming around

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

On PC you just get permabanned for toxicity.

askme
askme

I have enough friends with a PC where it doesn't become a problem.

Firespawn
Firespawn

I want to tenderly love woomy and tell her how pretty she is
then shoot a big load in her butt

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Spamalot
Spamalot

Why the fuck does SR even start if you have less than 4 people?

TreeEater
TreeEater

Lower quotas to compensate
get gud

WebTool
WebTool

because SR was an afterthought

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

But teammates in freelance aren't backup, they're extra lives. Literally all they're good for is making sure if I die there's a 1% chance I can come back and keep soloing the game.

Snarelure
Snarelure

God blesses me with a team that wasn't born with extra chromosomes
+10 points
Back to the grind of getting retards only
Down a rank every game

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Which brand has the most gear you actually like? For me, it's Inkline, the best Splatoon brand.

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Love woomy

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

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Skullbone
Skullbone

Rockenberg

hairygrape
hairygrape

Late night Splatoon confessions?

It's night where I am, anyways. I absolutely hate the art style of whoever draws shy woomy. I'm not sure why, but if I had to put it down to it, it's probably her nose. It just never looks right, mostly because her eyes and lips are too big and there's not enough space left on her face. Despite this, I still think she's ok as a concept, I just absolutely despise the way she's drawn.

Inmate
Inmate

That's pretty lame of you user, I like the art for Shy Woomy. That painting style is A+ and I wanna emulate it.

Nojokur
Nojokur

It is a shame, and I don't know why it bothers me. I think it really is just the faces. The rest of it I do find quite admirable in the shading and colouring, but the proportions I feel need a bit of work. I think I just spend too much time on /ic/.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Are we doing this now? What would you even call rabbits? Woomits? Wabbits?

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Snarelure
Snarelure

Wunnies

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Range Blaster is such a piece of shit for Salmon Run. Why couldn't it be regular Blaster.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

git gud

DeathDog
DeathDog

Fuck you

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

twitter.com/NintendoVS/status/976790642314522624
We're getting another tournament at E3 alongside Smash.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

lel

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I want to cum on Slut Woomy and Schoolgirl Woomy's thighs, really badly

MPmaster
MPmaster

Here is my woomy. She has strong opinions about past Wahoo World attractions.

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SniperWish
SniperWish

all the trannycuck and faggotfags are under level 10
Really makes you think

Techpill
Techpill

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Emberburn
Emberburn

Wait, will the smash invitational actually feature the new game? They only showed Smash 4 footage.

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Bidwell
Bidwell

Why add so many generic t-shirts? Who actually wears those when there's much cooler shit like the naval jacket or pretty much anything from Grizz Co? Also, is that all the new 3.0 gear?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Me too user
Me too

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BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I wish I wasn't so autistic still about playing with other people online. I saw when I first got my switch that there were a lot of suggested people I had on wii u but I felt too strange about asking to re-add them.
I especially miss Wolfhound since he always made everyone feel really welcomed in his squads, no matter your skill level.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

No shit, they haven't shown any Smash footage yet.

Illusionz
Illusionz

because fuck you that's why
splatoon playerbase
maybe

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

That art style pleases me

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Evilember
Evilember

I love the plain t-shirts. Most of my pures are white/black shirts with simple logos.

Flameblow
Flameblow

just added my FC to the list. Any of you faggots want to play some SR?

SW-6729-5219-4489

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

as for what's in the ink, it's best you don't ask

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Get to Profreshional first. Also don't use the F word around here. We're sensitive to that.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Get to profreshional
Winning in freelance is literally a gamble, why does rank matter?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

more shy woomy

StonedTime
StonedTime

Faggot

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

You can't get progress when playing with a lower rank.

w8t4u
w8t4u

What the hell is that stuff? Japs keep posting it a lot

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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Wow, I knew Nintendo had no idea how to make online games but that's plain fucking stupid.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Ranks determine difficulty of the waves and overall rounds in salmon run. Besides, if profreshionals play with you they receive much less rewards if you're a lower rank. As most here are profreshional they won't want to play with you and would much rather play with other people their own rank so they can get better rewards at a much faster pace.

Lunatick
Lunatick

If you cannot win in freelance we don't want your shitter ass here

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

It's pretty obvious what it is

JunkTop
JunkTop

Pretty much just an info card

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Lunatick
Lunatick

No, it makes sense. The game averages the difficulty of all players involved. Having a lower-ranked player would make it easier than normal. Better this than to thrust the new player into a higher difficulty.

5mileys
5mileys

If you can't overcome God writing your loss in stone with 2 AFK'er's and a downs baby team, you don't deserve to play with a bunch of pedophiles
Oh no I'm missing out on so much

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Cool we're not missing you either

girlDog
girlDog

Bye shitter

Methnerd
Methnerd

You need less than 10 eggs at the lower levels. That's easy in solo. Just stop being bad at video games for like an hour.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I d-didn't want to play with you guys a-anyway...

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

For a bunch of pedophiles you guys sure cry a lot.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Cutting the shit, if you can't carry idiots all the way to Profreshional, you have no business playing with the typical NEET /ink/ SR player. """Profreshional""" is already infested with enough brainless children. It's not a high bar to reach.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Nigger

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

clam blitz not even an option under "favorite modes
Pottery

Soft_member
Soft_member

For being a person who is so against lolis, you sure do spend a lot of time in a general surrounded by people who like it, and then get mad when they won't invite you to hang out with them.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Nigger

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Mass reply
SEETHING

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Nigger

happy_sad
happy_sad

Yet blaster control is

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Nigger

Techpill
Techpill

Is it the pedophile part making you mad or what

Emberfire
Emberfire

wake up
go to Salmon Run
horrible player
go to block them
already Blocked

What I thought this prevented us from playing

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Why is the general shittier than usual-
8:45am in eastern burger time
Oh they're getting up

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Nigger

RumChicken
RumChicken

There's only 5 people who play this game so sometimes you have to get matched with others. Nigger.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

he thinks blocking does shit

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eGremlin
eGremlin

Only in solo ranked. It doesn't work in any modes where you can team up with friends.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I love controlling blasters.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Just get to Profreshional and stop whining.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Salmon Run matchmaking is still broken I see.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Nigger what time is it in africa? You must go back

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Fuck you, yuropoor. I've been up since 5:30.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Is anyone else incapable of fapping to Inklings and to their inkling in particular? Or am I just gay? MILF inklings however are a different story

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I've only fapped to Marie. I have no interest in the playable characters.

whereismyname
whereismyname

I can only fap to Callie or Marie.

takes2long
takes2long

where my EST bros at?

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idontknow
idontknow

Same time actually. Vacationing in the Caribbean at the moment. There are a lot of niggers here though.

Actually I'm a self-hating burger

Techpill
Techpill

Me
The only time zone that matters 2bh

Emberfire
Emberfire

This although I feel guilty every time. I should just delete that cursed folder and live a pure life again.

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haveahappyday
haveahappyday

EST is the canonical time zone. Everything else is fanfiction.

Methnerd
Methnerd

What are my realistic chances at winning?

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

absolute zero

Illusionz
Illusionz

A shitter like me won't even get past the first round. Plus that event interferes with my wageslaving schedule

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haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Have you placed in splatfests?

hairygrape
hairygrape

Not a metric unless you do that consistently

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Only japs have turf war as a competitive mode. West doesn't play it in any tournaments.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I went from Intern to Profreshional in 1 Salmon Run sitting and it was my first time playing it. Git gud.

askme
askme

Well it's Turf War for group stages.

Methshot
Methshot

If I joined with the right squad I absolutely could, the qualifying rounds are turf war after all.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

tfw no official tourneys in my country

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Still no Tri-Slosher Nouveau

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Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

wanting one more cancerbucket

TreeEater
TreeEater

Shut up I like my piss buckets

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Tri isn't even that good anymore.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Can USA do it again?

King_Martha
King_Martha

Can't wait for more brellas, myself

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

brellas will never not be shit compared to blasters

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

It's still not unusable like buckets should be

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

tfw no friends

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girlDog
girlDog

They are entirely different weapons with no similarities in functions or mechanics you dingus

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

What weapons do you play, user?

SniperWish
SniperWish

Whatever i feel playing right now

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Brellas have no function or mechanics
blam blam blam ah fuck I died again

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Killing some shit. You're welcome to join. Profresh only.

(Cday) 8249-0164-9316

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girlDog
girlDog

using weapons you actually like playing with
The ultimate crutch. Stop being such a shitter and use guns you hate.

Nojokur
Nojokur

I’m actually pretty good at brellas, I can get a few kills and cover a lot of ground.

Firespawn
Firespawn

4/4 baybee

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

go to draw inkling
cant stop fucking up their bodies to look grotesque
I need the 5 minute version of Loomis or something

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

So, there're NZUA and NA Splatoon tournaments soon?
What about Europe?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I literally did that yesterday

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

very soon

hairygrape
hairygrape

If you don't do it every day, you might as well just fuck off back to where you came from. Probably reddit.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Why are people so bad at glowflies? Even if you are demonstrating what to do they run around like headless chickens constantly getting splatted

God have mercy if they die and the flies instantly go to you in the worst position

Nojokur
Nojokur

3/4 starting

MPmaster
MPmaster

What if i hate all guns and th whole game and play it only to get mad

Emberburn
Emberburn

If you play the game with any sort of purpose, you're just using it as a crutch. Make those emotions yourself, faggot.

viagrandad
viagrandad

It's actually already over. Finals are in a week.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

profresh only

racist

Emberfire
Emberfire

adding someone

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Anyone know what sub power up does for sprinklers?

Soft_member
Soft_member

Longer period before they become even less worthless

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Sad

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

only irl person I know who plays lives three hundred miles away

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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Is it bad to run from nearly every fight you get into?
Like, I either can't hit them (suck at aiming) or I'm never in a good position to attack (especially with brushes or rollers), so most of the time I just run back to our area or to another teammate.
It sucks because I'm usually at the bottom, around 500-600p, occasionally less.
I feel useless.

idontknow
idontknow

shitter and pussy
delete/sell your game anytime

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

live in California
some how don't have a team
Neck my shit up

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Playboyize
Playboyize

Everything Splatoon gets a discount because of the tournament
Except joycons

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RavySnake
RavySnake

only one irl friend who plays squidgaem
he's a stickfag

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King_Martha
King_Martha

It's reasonable that close range weapons would expect to lose fights if it's just head on with a longer range gun. Try ambushing people more if you're using brushes and rollers. Ink forward a little, retreat around a corner, then just sit for a few seconds to see if someone gets attracted by your turf.

Techpill
Techpill

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

currently full
i'll add you in a bit, Res

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

smdh all these deleted posts

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

shy woomy?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

think were going for an all time record for a single thread

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I almost want heavy splatling to be considered heavyweight so I can be more smug about my use of swim speed up.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Why is ink so Mexican?

Soft_member
Soft_member

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Yeah, I'm kinda bad at positioning, too.
I try to be above or beside them for an ambush, but I'm either juuuust out of range and the turn around and splat me, or if I do get them it either ends in a trade or I get killed by someone else like half a second later.

I'm just bad in general.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Adding someone
1/4

Illusionz
Illusionz

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King_Martha
King_Martha

Have you been playing long? Practicing in the test area is surprisingly helpful, you can concentrate on learning what the exact right range looks like.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Are you white?

Methshot
Methshot

hi i have a midterm soon here’s a woomy

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Emberfire
Emberfire

Dynamo was the most broken thing but I always laughed like a madman when I used it.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

2/4

DeathDog
DeathDog

the chargers were shit to be fair

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Can't wait to pick up that gasmask with the Navy eminence jacket. Full on Psycho Mantis
Good luck, user. I hope you studied.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Do you think Octolings will have different hair styles to choose from? I sure hope so

Flameblow
Flameblow

I'm pretty sure they were shown with a couple different ones in the trailer.

StonedTime
StonedTime

it's dead hours, but do any of you guys want to play Salmon Run?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Take modnifil or adderall? If not do it.

askme
askme

Thanks to everyone that played. Sorry we lost some.

I will (Cday) 8249-0164-9316

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

that's strange
I didn't get a (you)
already have you, just joined

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Cday

I feel as if I've played SR with you multiple times

RumChicken
RumChicken

random Japanese people adding me to friend lists after matches

What is the meaning of this?

TechHater
TechHater

I play it sometimes.

2/4 starting

WebTool
WebTool

I fucking hate Goldie Rush, with a charger

whereismyname
whereismyname

hey cday whats your pro rank?

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Plat turf war
Cover more ground and get more splats than everyone on the enemy team
Still lose because your team is dead weight

askme
askme

around 670

Snarelure
Snarelure

Every time.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

awesome, Im at 730 I can join after the rotation if you are still playing

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Fuck I ran into timmy :(

RumChicken
RumChicken

How do we fix clam blitz?

whereismyname
whereismyname

.

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cum2soon
cum2soon

Callie probably covers up as much as possible now because she still has that tattoo as a grim and permanent reminder of what happened to her.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Reminder to report all niggers and fags in the miiverse. This is a KIDS GAME what the hell man

RavySnake
RavySnake

There is absolutely nothing wrong with being gay.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

yeah i might take a lunch break since i been going for awhile.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Posts like these remind me to boot up my Switch and report those people.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Only if you are gay for whitepride to stop goobacks from happening.

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CodeBuns
CodeBuns

thats fine hopefully we can play a couple rounds together

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Nobody wants this to happen. We must work together to make niggers illegal

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TalkBomber
TalkBomber

that doesn't look like a permanent tattoo

Emberfire
Emberfire

Long enough that it's embarrassing to be doing this badly.
Yeah, I've been practicing in the test area for a while.
I guess I just have a hard time judging distance, which probably means I should go back to the testing area and practice some more.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

lunch break sounds good after that first win kek
I took strong painkillers on an empty stomach, just before playing and I need to get food, because I'm dozy as fuck right now

King_Martha
King_Martha

well we'll probably never see that beautiful midriff again to find out

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Should do some meth to counteract it

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Truly we were born just to suffer

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Make the ball auto-target team mates if you throw it at them.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Static clam spawns that refill at a consistent interval.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Alright who wants to team up for this tournament

I'm NOT missing out on this again and I know some of you nofriends out there want to take a stab at this too

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FastChef
FastChef

obligatory lunch break

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Supergrass
Supergrass

i dont own this game and ill be your partner

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

wew lad
GGs, I'll definitely be better after food kek
I somehow went Ultra Instinct and shut off my brain and dodged two sting rays,
shot 3 Drizzler projectiles and avoided the Flyfish Tenta Missiles while being completely out of it

massdebater
massdebater

To be honest it took me 600 hours to get to S+ in one, so I can't offer much advice. I used to make up a sequence in the test area and repeat it until I popped every dummy perfectly though, which feels silly, but seemed to help.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I hate how i can't play splatoon when clam blitz is on rotation.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

fortnite is better than s1, which is better than s2

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Neat
slashgear.com/nintendo-switch-cross-controller-revealed-by-hori-22524046/

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RumChicken
RumChicken

You have 2 or 3 other modes to play anytime it's up though

Methshot
Methshot

all this new nintnedo hardware coming out.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

no gyroscope and no wireless is the downside
can only be used, while attached to the Switch itself

eGremlin
eGremlin

It's HORI, not Nintendo
This add-on does not have an acceleration sensor, nor does it have a gyroscope inside.
This controller only works in portable mode, and cannot work wirelessly, in TV-mode, or in table mode.
It's fucking nothing

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

When does it start then? I might be interested

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Hoodrat is here

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Ate all my vegetables so I'm allowed to play again.

(Cday) 8249-0164-9316

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viagrandad
viagrandad

So, it has no battery too. If they added wireless and made it work with battery grips, it'd actually be pretty neat.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Most games just use the right gyro, and only a fool would use the joycons docked.

WebTool
WebTool

wood.jpg

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Okay, well Splatoon doesn't use a d-pad either. The Hori replacement looks disgusting, though. That shade of blue matches literally nothing.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I won at a Nintendo SDCC tournament in OG Splatoon several years ago.

Does that help?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Does reporting these kids remove them from your hub?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

3/4 starting

yes

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

joining

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cum2soon
cum2soon

I'm hoping more people from /ink/ join this time around kek

StonedTime
StonedTime

Could be used as cheap replacements, or for controller mods that don't cost 40 bucks per mistake. No wireless kills it though.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Full now then?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

QUICK POST YOUR PROFRESH

710 and rising

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

qwality matchmaking right there

no, please join

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Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

3/4 room is back up

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

utterly inferior shit just because some retarded autists cannot deal with 4 buttons instead of a dpad

hairygrape
hairygrape

e3.nintendo.com/splatoon-2-inkling-open/

Qualifiers are on April 21st.

I have no idea, but it sounds tight to me.

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viagrandad
viagrandad

Yes. If it continues they will get banned. I even saw one of them crying about being bullied on memeverse lmao.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

710 too

maybe you were on the lobby for more than 5 minutes

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

What's the fastest way to dispose of squid eggs? Asking for a friend.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Do it right and go to the Department of Squib Care and fill out the paperwork to drop off eggs.

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askme
askme

Paint them yellow and give them to grizz as salmon eggs

WebTool
WebTool

tfw can visualize what I want my art to look like but can't translate it to paper
Thought to image machine when

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

What If said friend didn't want to do the walk of shame with his woomy to the Department of Squib Care to dispose of the eggs? What would be the other alternative?

Squid eggs are more oval shaped kind of like capsules while salmon eggs are circular. It wouldn't work.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I'd save so much money if that was a thing. Born too soon

eGremlin
eGremlin

410
anyone else get really nervous at losing rank in this game?
because of the time frames and rank resets and stuff, it seems to carry way more weight than other games
i'm only B+~A- in the ranked modes but every game that gets me close to a rank up or 4 cracks I always have to stop and feel my chest afterwards cause of how tense all of it is

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Say it's a very rare kind of salmon eggs, worth 10x the normal.

StonedTime
StonedTime

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

ranking down anywhere below S+
I want shitters off my general

SniperGod
SniperGod

Only 170, but that's because I don't have anyone to play with me to coordinate properly with.
Freelance life sucks.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Shouldn't of gone to the orgy then. After the shower incident we have Safe Haven laws now. Drop them off at Pastor Yebby's place.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Excuses you can carry most of Profresh

Emberburn
Emberburn

Atleast woomy is really cute when she's pouting

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

clam blitz
100-100 for nearly the entire match

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

No really, just looking at the animation for this gives me conniptions. The glass breaking sound, the sound of the bar draining or filling up. It's all too much.
I'm trying my best faggot

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Methnerd
Methnerd

Not when it's high tide on Smokeyard, user
And that's what I keep getting

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

trying
No you aren't

iluvmen
iluvmen

crashing this framerate
with no survivors

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Come on guys, don't rush to the other side right off the start

askme
askme

8gb is going to be welcome upgrade

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

High tide is unironically the best on Smokeyard. I almost always get my highest egg counts during those kind of waves even with randoms. During today's run with randoms managed 43 eggs during a normal high tide wave.

idontknow
idontknow

Literally stop going to the second platform unless necessary. If dumbfucks try to go over there move the platforms and spam This Way

WebTool
WebTool

things like that are supposed to be posted as webm so everyone can blocklist the shitters

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

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Booteefool
Booteefool

I still want to pet this woomy

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

high tide more like steel eel stack of doom bullshit tide

Nojokur
Nojokur

kek I'm done guys
I can't use any Scope in this game and against Grillers was just too much for me

happy_sad
happy_sad

why is suction bomb so great lads

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

3/4 starting

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

ggs
yeah we are having a lot of harsh waves

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

GGs

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Woomy buns

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Bidwell
Bidwell

Warm.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Low tides are fucking hell

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

sorry cday and b
I need a little break

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

but we were doing so well

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BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

What shirt is this woomy wearing

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

2/4 starting

eGremlin
eGremlin

Hotdogging and buttjobs!

Techpill
Techpill

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viagrandad
viagrandad

maybe with this my switch will last 1 hour on battery

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

im thinking i might need this as well to make it the full hour, can i combine both?

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Techpill
Techpill

i memba

SniperWish
SniperWish

looks like the boost pack comes with an anti-warp feature too

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MPmaster
MPmaster

third party accessories

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Literally 0 seconds

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Wouldnt need them if Nintendo did it right in first place. Nyko, hori, and xecuter are vital now to switch surviving

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

How the hell do you play Clam Blitz?
I've had about 20 matches where our team can't even get to the other the side without the enemy getting in our shit.
We can't score once, when they've been to our goal multiple times.
I feel like we spend more time trying to defend our goal than actually making any progress.
Hell, there have been matches that would basically be a stalemate all match, and have the enemy score once and win.
It's a good thing you can't go below C- or else I would have gotten like an F- or something.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Octo buns

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

You should complain about this in a Switch thread, not Splatoon General.

Booteefool
Booteefool

I guess that's a good time to stop for me. Thanks to everyone for playing.

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Spamalot
Spamalot

Gonna drop out the. Thanks for the games, guys.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

does the switch have any other real games but splatoon? shovel knight doesnt kill my battery. I figured if anyone knows about drainage itd be you guys, but i guess you don't play games.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

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whereismyname
whereismyname

Hoodrat hiding her buns with her tentacles!

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SniperGod
SniperGod

Why the fuck did he fall in the water

Soft_member
Soft_member

That's a Freelancer

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

ok who stole all my ninja squid chunks
i'll catch you, thief

he was a random living the random lifestyle. truly an inspiration to us all.

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TechHater
TechHater

Have the shitposts in the square about being gay gotten more frequent or am I just getting a lot of them at once?

likme
likme

Report all niggers and faggots you see ingame

SniperGod
SniperGod

You're gay. Nintendo knows your sexual preferences and makes your session more comfortable.

WebTool
WebTool

anyone who thinks nintendo will do shit about modding when they allow this to run rampant is nuts

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

If you had jumped in the water with less than 3 seconds left, you would have won. You're invincible while drowning.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

And if you weren't playing a hero and went on grate to the right of the drizzler you would have lived

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

If you're alive, sure. He was already dead.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

If you cornered yourself while being pursuited by an Eel

likme
likme

Lost all of my ranked matches in the past hour and a half
Maybe I'm not meant to play today.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

2 seconds left
better rush into cohocks and die instead of going into the only space not shit up by salmons

DeathDog
DeathDog

Even tumblr can be funny once in a while.

Evilember
Evilember

people posting gay shit in the square doesn't cost them potential sales, people modding their consoles does. after what happened with the 3ds they will probably be all over that shit on the switch

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Sure user, it's pretty easy to analyze a video from the comfort of your coach with a pause button and rewind instead of clusterfuck of that game.
It was Eel who pushed me to Gohoks though and cut me off from the map edge.

RavySnake
RavySnake

pirates would buy games they pirate
shit argument. shit games are shit and would be skipped if unpirateable

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

anyone want to SR?

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5mileys
5mileys

Rubbing your dick on woomy's ass!

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I never said otherwise
nintendo is a corporation, they see money not logic, the thought of someone not paying for their games probably makes gets them fuming with rage even if they don't actually lose money

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Stingray ruins so many weapons for me

Can't even use it as just a quick ink refill

King_Martha
King_Martha

More /ink/ squids need to have long orange/green hair with spats or brown skin and short pink hair with a skirt.

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eGremlin
eGremlin

brown skin and short pink hair with a skirt
That is a very oddly specific request. But I'd dig it.

WebTool
WebTool

I keep failing in griller waves and I'm not sure if it's my fault or the team as a whole. aside from not luring it to my teammates and clearing small fries first if I have an automatic weapon, what else can I do to make the wave easier?

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

It means I can dress up an amiibo to make another /ink/ squid, like I do with green zip.

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

It's the Splat2 inkling girl amiibo's default s. I also kinda wish it was easier to dress up the Amiibos as /ink/ squids. Though I can make Weeb Woomy for the most part so I'm good with that.

5mileys
5mileys

Then maybe you should stop being shit at using it

eGremlin
eGremlin

not him but any tips??

SniperWish
SniperWish

It's a fair trade for being the most broken special.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Keep the griller close to the basket, and try to keep it dancing in one spot

Firespawn
Firespawn

Bubble blower says hi

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

learn the maps
open the ingame map if you hit someone and need to know where he went

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Why is the splat 2 girl completely uniconic compared to splat 1's?

massdebater
massdebater

Bubble isnt braindead enough to be considered broken, that award goes to splashdown

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Splat1 came first

Booteefool
Booteefool

Bubble isnt braindead
said no one ever

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

True

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

more options for the hair

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Theres no such thing as a panic bubble is there? It takes foresight and good positioning to use well

RavySnake
RavySnake

Because even Nintendo forgot she existed

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

no such thing as a panic bubble
Except for it is? Not only bubble acts as a shield having a bomb on bubble weapon allows for a super fast pop

King_Martha
King_Martha

The default hair style is a much stronger design.

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viagrandad
viagrandad

This looks so good, I love it

TechHater
TechHater

Theres no such thing as a panic bubble
Normally no. But if you are using Forge and positively need a mofo right next to you dead, you bubble and thow a bomb at it for an instant kaboom.

takes2long
takes2long

Who's the splat 2 girl supposed to be?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

YOU CAN DO THIS? HOW COME I NEVER KNEW?

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Should have been hime cut

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

The RM shield works the same way.

WebTool
WebTool

I don't even know what happened here. The bubble doesn't look like it should have protected me and that splash down was right on top of me as well

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girlDog
girlDog

Be warned. The enemy can also use your bubbles to instantly kill you with their bomb

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

autobombs

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TreeEater
TreeEater

DAY OF THE YEBBY SOON

RumChicken
RumChicken

do you have any bomb defense ups? those protect against splashdowns

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Because she's brown.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

There are a few places on each map where if you climb up a wall, the griller can literally do jack shir besides sit there and hump the wall you're above. If the small fry aren't on you atm to climb up and splat you then you're invincible and your team can kill the griller no problem.

MPmaster
MPmaster

to be fair she usually has a king flip hat on, not on the amiibo for some reason

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

The friendly Splashdown probably won the Network Russian Roulette

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

i usually drop bombs while i'm on the wall to help clear out some smallfry

StonedTime
StonedTime

Wait, smallfry can climb walls?

StonedTime
StonedTime

No, but they can jump if there is enough of them.

Methnerd
Methnerd

intentionally using bad weapons because you want to be a hipster contrarian
nobody actually does this, right?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Yes they fuckin' can. I shit myself the first time it happened to me because it's almost instant. They just suddenly grow sentience and super-whallop multi-hit combo your woomy out of the sky.
Seems necessary though because if they couldn't, grillers would be an easy 30+ egg wave every time. I've also never attempted to try this out in other waves so I dunno if they act differently there.

farquit
farquit

is the undercover brella bad

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

They do but they're not in S or S+.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Hairstyle choices for the male squids

I want to be a girl quid because of it but my friends and gf would question me

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

No. That set was Tenacity, all SPU, and OS

You can see his splash down though before my team

TreeEater
TreeEater

Well shit.

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massdebater
massdebater

That doesn't necessary mean this is what actually happened on the game server (host, whatever).

hairygrape
hairygrape

veekyforums.com/thread/209267141/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/209267141/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/209267141/video-games
Move when ready

SniperWish
SniperWish

Haha I'll move when I'm ready
Ready to fucking kill myself

happy_sad
happy_sad

Why the fuck you make it so early

Nojokur
Nojokur

hacker shit removed from the OP

Thank god.

Booteefool
Booteefool

I just use whatever I feel like using at the moment. Sometimes it's hipster shit sometimes it's brain dead shit. I do what I want.

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BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

inb4 hackerfag throws an autistic shitfit about not having it in the OP

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I've seen plenty of poo tubers and flingzas in S+

Flameblow
Flameblow

Bombs need to not be absorb by splashdown

massdebater
massdebater

If that was the case then anyone could just toss a grenade at the crutchdown and it would be an unavoidable death if the timing is correct. It's a bad special for bad kids but changing that aspect of it would make it useless.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Why are sloshers so fun, /ink/?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Because there's lots of fun that can be stored in a bucket.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Finally, the bump limit. Now this place can start to die.
Post gay shit while no one's watching.

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hairygrape
hairygrape

New bread?

Skullbone
Skullbone

Someone made one too early already

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