Ahri and Evelynn editon
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League of legends general /lolg/
Dominic James
Robert Ross
>ywn be stepped on by new Irelia
Justin Sullivan
>enemy team crying in all chat that they have to build more than just ninja tabi to beat tryndamere now
Oh god someone try out Udyr
Lincoln Thomas
>Taric is actually one of the most vicious duelists in the game kept in check by his ridiculous Mana needs
Aaron Gomez
>rush banner of command on mid karma
>watch ahri spaz out trying to kill a cannon minion
Well I've had my fun, now to wait for the patch and meme people with GLP
>ywn have Irelia as your dance instructor
>she will never scold you and correct your form
>never prod you with those cute little hands
>curse you and wonder aloud why she tries
>even though you both know
>it's because she loves you
why even live
Angel Evans
but can taric ADD roam out of lane to collect chimes?
Andrew Garcia
I'm never going to be able to play Nautilus top again, am I
Jaxson Wright
What in the fuck happened to aatrox. Im disgusted right now who is responsible for this?
Kevin Williams
nautilus should be fine since 4 seconds of straight autoing is actually a long fucking time, just cc them and disengage
you still win trades
Luis Lee
No Taric cannot ADD roam to collect chimes. He can abuse the fuck out of klepto in lanes against enemy tank supports tho
Andrew Gray
One auto trades I can understand, but MF can't run at people in lane like the other guy seemed to be implying. All of the "good" adcs right now can turn on her and either win the trade or kill her. Draven, Twitch, Xayah, Cait, and Jinx can all massively punish her for trying to run at them. Hell, even Quinn can spank her ass in that trade. The only ADCs who actually lose the trade are ones who aren't good in lane to begin with, like Kog, or champs like Lucian and Kalista who are nerfed to near unplayability,
I mean yeah, MF can force you to not stand behind dying creeps, but her all-in is trash and her only mobility option goes away as soon as she takes damage.
Landon Thomas
yeah but bard has the best auto attack poke
Jayden Thompson
>ADC behind three tanks every fight
>talks shit about us focusing him all game like its not what we're supposed to be doing
Are mouthbreathers just naturally attracted to botlane or something? They have to be babysat all game and still talk the loudest.
Christopher Martinez
why are people making such a fuss over frostblade irelia
i mean there is always one or two skins in a rework that look bad and one or two that look amazing
it wasn't even such a good skin in the first place, it just became a meme because her splash accentuated her butt
Asher Cook
this is true, I miss Triforce BotRK Bard
Joshua Wright
Actual proof that league is a dead game. Hardly any new players since 2016.
Luke Davis
because everyone bought it cause it was the meme skin now its just a discount snowdown skin
I dont give a shit tho cause infiltrator looks awesome as fuck now
Brayden Russell
Bets?
Dominic Young
>tfw you will never hold Quinn and tell her how beautiful she is
Pain lads.
Colton Young
youre really underselling MF here, she is decent in all ins thanks to her E and her rightclick in lane is about as powerful as most other ADs during lane, with very frontloaded damage
she is a mean bitch during lane, and then falls off the face of the earth from 2 items onwards. though the base AD increase should help her a bit
Jose Williams
Speaking of Taric what do I build on him? His heal scales with max HP, and AP, and heal and shield power, but I feel like I can't build him like a healslut since he's melee and therefore a Frontliner. Is it locket, redemption, then warmogs to abuse the %max HP ratio? Do I build Ardent even after it's passive was needed to shit?
Ian Cruz
Not an Ireliafag, but I think the reason for the fuss is because, since it was/is a meme skin, people repeatedly asked about it specifically, and Riot assured everyone it was going to be a better version of the old skin. What they get instead is a nerfed version of the ass the entire meme was based around, along with a bunch of strange thematic changes. The weird focus on the scarf and furs, for example, has legitimately nothing to do with the original design.
Fuck you Ireliafags, at least your waifu got 5 new skins. ;_;
Justin Ortiz
I started last season and have been struggling ever since. This is my first moba and I keep trying to focus on the basics but I am getting completely shut down by smurfs every game and its really making me want to give up. Every game I play either my lane opponent is a smurf and he knows how to starve me and trade better (top lane), and I get dove, repeat dove, and then my opponent is free to roam and snowball the game out. I then get flamed and reported by my team and the enemy team and all I can do is just try to last hit and /muteall. I barely make any progress and I'm scared shitless to even try to do my placements at this rate. I feel like I havent improved at all and its been months.
Adam Price
>darius main
>fucking hate teemo
>some faggot decides to blind pick teemo
>pick pantheon and tell my team that I am going to dive this teemo until they puke from frustration, even if it means dying to their jungle
>12 mins into game, teemo is 0/4/2 I am 5/2/0 (I managed to get the jungle via tower once)
>"wtf, im a gril"
>"Fuck you, im not going to be extra nice to you because of your fucking chromosomes fucker"
This is the only proper response to situations where people expect you to be nicer to women because of their gender.
Hunter Howard
all on top
Daniel White
>billion dollar company
>release new character
>hair is straight out of a 90s game
they have no standards
Jack Howard
>1700 sample size in a multi-million player game
Jacob Rodriguez
>DO shen support they said
>You'd be a bro they said
>E adc, and my bitchass adc misclicks or get's morgana Q'd
>We both die
Jackson Martin
Ahri!
Ian Rogers
is for cumming inside!
Eli Thomas
>tfw hardly any good Quinn art
Jayden Gutierrez
hey cut it out
Brandon Edwards
Fuck fizz
Chase Sanders
>be me
>play 1 game a day to not get too rusty, s chests and fwotd
>usually done in 1 sometimes 2 games
>riot notices this behaviour and matches me unbalanced teams or afkers making me dodge or play out a loss
>had to play 4 games htis week every day just for first win
>just now had a veigar that didnt realize veigars ult doesnt scale with enemy ap anymore
jesus fuck riot
1 game a day is my new rule, loss or win
Landon Johnson
That actually is a big enough sample size. It's how all surveys work. The only caveat is that it represents reddit, not all players in the world. But reddit seems like a close enough approximation of the state of lol in the west, and nobody cares about china when they say league is dying or not
Hunter White
>the absolute state of assassins
I love this meta.
Camden Moore
So what exactly is the canon Yordle lore right now? Because I seem to remember Riot saying the stuff about Yordles appearing human isn't canon after the shitstorm it caused, but I might be imagining that.
If it is still canon, what the fuck is Poppy even?
Also I want to give her a full body massage and lick her abs.
Joshua Baker
NIGTHBLU3 QUITING LEL IS THIS THE END BROS??.....IS LEL DYING YET??...IS IT TIME TO MOVE TO SMITE??
Carter Clark
How do I beat Darius as Camille? Ninja Tabi first into Phage, or Sheen and try for shorter fights?
Zachary Anderson
>play top
>mindlessly wack minions because both laners know they cant kill eachother
>hope bot doesnt feed
>win game solely on who has the better bot lane
>play jungle
>can decide the outcome of the game within the first 10 minutes
gee riot really engaging gameplay youve created for all 10 players
im starting to believe any challenger top lane main is just a professional gambler
Jaxon Martinez
What a fucking faggot, i usually play atleast 25 games.
Angel Diaz
too much thinking
not enough fapping
James Wilson
every game is dying in NA buddy o mine look at PUBEG the game is alive and well in chink land as long as the game is alive in other region who give a fuck bout NA shrinking player
Brandon Anderson
>Not an Ireliafag, but I think the reason for the fuss is because, since it was/is a meme skin, people repeatedly asked about it specifically, and Riot assured everyone it was going to be a better version of the old skin. What they get instead is a nerfed version of the ass the entire meme was based around, along with a bunch of strange thematic changes.
this
>fb irelia actually has a gigantic ass by normie standards
>rework irelia
>now normal irelia has gigantic thighs and fb irelia's ass is average sized
Brandon Ward
Syndra!
Jaxon Morris
>girl reveals herself
>have an autistic rage fit
the only proper responses to anyone saying or doing anything are
>mastery emote
>"?"
>"yikes"
>"same"
>muting them
Jayden James
there's no canon league lore
Kayden Bennett
don't feed him and you win automatically after 20 minutes
Cooper Campbell
for first win?
Evan Parker
woohoo!
Adam Barnes
are sluts!
Lincoln Rodriguez
>see cannon minion at low health
>"oh boy i'm gonna get that gold and win the game!"
>walk up to it carefully
>meticulously time my right click
>animation plays
>sound of attack hitting plays
>cannon dies
>no gold
Blake Martinez
That was a short game.
Levi Miller
Nope, sometimes i don't even get first win, i play for fun, i'm not some loser virgin that spends all day trying to rank up and just ends up failing and crying himself to sleep.
Henry Howard
>get carried most games
>duo to get carried harder
>post videos where you get carried by your jungler and support
>proclaim to be better
the state of qtpie
Julian Long
Hunter Foster
_no
Landon Harris
>use my q as Jhin
>animation clearly plays and hits not only the first minion but the others too
>get no gold because my grenade bounced off of the corpse of the first minion somehow
WOW THANKS RIOT
Michael Lopez
well you had to learn your sluttiness from somewhere syndrafag...................
Asher Hughes
BUFSF WHEN
Justin Myers
Wait what the fuck is this image trying to convey?
is that Taliyah and Swain? i don't read lore.
Josiah Stewart
skin when?
Parker Jones
>Be Rakan main
>Always hover in draft
>Always get paired with shit Xayah
At this point, I just prefer to not have a Xayah. Might even just start banning it out, instead of letting my adc get it.
I get I didn't play well looking at my stats, but trying to save her each time from Brand/Ez was aids af. Getting so sick of useless adcs.
Kevin Diaz
shut up
SHUT UP!!!!
Parker Bailey
He's top priority for a VGU, so no skin for literal years
Noah Ward
dumb dog
Gabriel Miller
Yeah. I don't think they're connected in the lore but there was a time when Taliyah was part of a Noxian army. They tried to make her use her powers to kill people and she was like "no fuck you" and they threw her off a ship
Mason Sanders
Trust me you'd rather play a game with a small NA player base than a popular game with chinks
Nathan Russell
I'd prefer that to happen if it was real.
Aiden Price
I have no idea what you are talking about.
stop
Landon Campbell
Is Swain supposed to get completely shit on by Morde?
Bentley Lewis
you know exactly what im talking about
Owen Morris
how do i get a girl to make this face for me???
Nicholas Foster
>1 trick an adc
>when I don't get adc just go top and pick a braindead health-stacker
>get shitstomped every lane
>buy tabis
>enemy ad can never kill me
>win game
Top lane is so easy...
Ryan Thompson
Hey that's pretty much my life
Jonathan Myers
just pull her tail
Charles Taylor
oh yeah? can a dummy do this?
Eli Perez
>plays something that requires no skill
>"top lane has no skill at all"
I second his statement
Jason Fisher
>soloq
>clear entire jungle
>ping for gank at mid
>let him go in solo and die
>question mark ping spam
>take all of his wave
>continue farming
>while pathing continue to farm mid cs
>say "gj" and questionmark ping everytime he dies
>he starts raging
>i continue to only say "gj" and questionmark ping
>report at end of game
>instant feedback within 5 minutes
hahaha when will these brainlets learn that i'm only baiting them into being toxic? man my high IQ is far superior to any league of legends player. im so good at this
Josiah Smith
Who /afraidofwomensouseleaguegirlsassurrogate/ here?
Gavin Evans
type properly
Jordan Thompson
>I didn't have to stutter step in between last hits
LOLOLOL NO SKILL
Christopher Diaz
Can riven players type?
Tyler Long
I don't, just stop!
Oh no you don't.
Camden Sanchez
I want a gf so much
Logan Walker
>afraid of women souse league girls as surrogate
>souse
>soak in or drench with liquid
whatwasmeant
Brayden Carter
can confirm this
but don't tell anyone I said that
Ethan Torres
Oh yes I do.
Easton Myers
Go back to /trash/ where you can continue to talk about selling your waifu out to every man there syndrafag. Avatarfagging is still against the rules.
Ethan Peterson
>pull a fox tail
this curses the man
Cameron Reed
MAN i literally rushed banner on karma mid because of this post and it didnt dissapoint.
At one point they send 4 people mid on me early game cause of cannon minion they even fucking used rift herald mid. I won the game and they never got mid tower
Caleb Cox
Evelynn doesn't really sleep with dudes. She gets her kicks the same way Thresh does.
Isaac Butler
>Six item Taric
I think I made a Zed main commit suicide tonight.
Landon White
Yet I'm the only one who annoys you.
well, hello.
Isaac James
you just have to slap her on the ass at the same time and it negates it
Levi Howard
no avatarfag. all avatarfags get reported.
Ryder Mitchell
>"Of course I can fight, I grew up with four siblings"
That's cute and sad at the same time
Hudson King
>"ez"
Jaxson Wright
I fucking HATE Akali!
HATE! HATE! HATE!
Ethan Perez
>tfw the Zed main probably didn't do the legendary Crit Zed