/srg/ - speedrunning general

why didn't you sage?

can you believe people doubted him?

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I'm sick of unoptimised shit having "ZOMG WORLD RECORD!!!!1! please watch" in their title on youtube, it's pathetic your time is bad and you should feel bad for presenting it as more than it is.

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I understand your frustration, anime

anime? more like really gay lol

This wouldn't be a problem if you stopped following piss easy speedgames with runners who only do it for the eceleb status.

There is nothing gay about anime!

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Is there any game which requires more skill and intelligence to run than ALttP Randomizer? It requires expert knowledge of the map, it requires intelligence to overcome the lack of key items at certain points in the playthrough, it requires skill to actually play the game. It also doesn't rely on muscle memory so it doesn't work for grindmonkeys.

zelda 2 randomizer

[bonobo howling heard high up in the tree tops]
uh oh now you've done it!!!

NOOOOOO RANDOMIZER BAD ME GRIND VERY GOOD RECORD RANDOMIZER NOT WORK FOR ME EEK EEK OOH OOH AAH AAH

SHUT THE FUCK UP

You can't speedrun randomizers.

translation: *banshee screeches*
translation of translation: ME CANT GRIND IT 18 HOURS A DAY FOR GUARANTEED RECORD SO IT NO COUNT!!!!! IT ONLY COUNT IF YOU MINDLESSLY GRIND!!!!! SKILL NOT MATTER!!!!!!! OOH AH!!! OOH AH!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anyone got the link of Narco farting?

nvm found it
youtube.com/watch?v=atX-yFN-lNA

>the state of speedrunning in 2018

*flies high above it all and bird laughs*

HUNDO RANDO
ME LUV BINGO
TOURNEY RANDO
RACE FOR GRUGG BOOM

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I could not escape the thought that the cashier in this looks exactly like shift

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>page 10

why didn't you sage?

why did you delete?

lmfao

thanks for the late response!

*sticks dick in srg*

Ooh, that feels good. Don't stop.

meows...

Speed Announcement!

Pie will be live in 22 minutes with a super cool SMO bingo race followed by sm64 bingo race then to rape it all up a race of Super Monkey Ball!

Really looking forward to the Super Monkey Ball race, since the SMB2 race a couple days ago was funny as heck!

Speed Announcement!

The Two Dads Podcast featuring Simply and cheese05 with guest nindiddeh going down in 30 min at twitch tv/cheese05 !!!

>rape it all up

O.o

Speed Announcement!

Nindiddeh. The guy that said he was 48 capable after one run but peaked at a 55?

>rape it all up
HEY this isn't family friendly at all!

Sim Racers are speedrunning.

why did you delete?

link an optimized speedrun

why did my thread get deleted?

because it was shit

fuckin decked that nerd

>page 1

why was this post deleted?

why didn't you sage?

Honestly I'm getting a little annoyed that Pie is late for his stream!

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what are you gonna do about it bitch

you can't be perfect 100% of the time cut him some slack and make him a pack

our boi pie can do no wrong

it was an honest mistake calm down!
twitter.com/Iateyourp1e/status/976981743663288325

Oh shoot that does sound like an honest mistake! Sorry for getting so hot headed!

>cosmo could be having a fun time if he just grew his hair back to how it was before and went back to being a guy and playing majoras mask and ocarina of time

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o_o

what the

Haha Pie is so fricking nervous about this race haha!

why did you delete?

imagine thinking odyssey is not a mediocre speedgame lol

imagine thinking

i cant

Always trust the process boys! Pie Won!

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haha oh man a mod in pie's chat posted futa!!!

It's not mediocre. It's far, far above average.

That said, it's like a 7/10.

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7/10 is average...

That's not how medians work.

>median

lol?

The median is the value separating the higher half of a data sample, a population, or a probability distribution, from the lower half. For a data set, it may be thought of as the "middle" value.

>randomly bringing up medians when the post talked about averages

Are you retarded? The average is the halfway point between worst and best. 5/10 literally means average.

>thinking most speedgames are 7/10
fucking kek

damn that's hilarious broski!

>Runner starts getting stressed and depressed as his runs fail

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does that bother you, touhou?

yes! I want to see my runner happy!

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o_o

>it's a spike won't shut the fuck up episode

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RIP

thank you for saging

do you think sig and narcissa fug?

why didn't you sage?

>It's a watching someone emotionally break down/go insane on twitch episode

Why is mental illness so prevalent in the speedrunning community?

it's no more prevalent than it is anywhere else

holy fug, watching cosmo's stream is a trainwreck

dude has serious problems now jesus

here too. this shit is crazy.

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>now

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>gen 1 race tomorrow

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Narcissa, the Fallen Queen

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