/ddlc/- Doki Doki Literature Club #582

Sad Moni Edition
Previous: >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to get the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa
Witefag Guide: dropbox.com/s/byvdxol3db6llwz/The DDLC Writefagging Guide.pdf?dl=0

>Art and Miscellaneous
Fan-Made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Game Files Dump (full): mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You): youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>Don't even think about it, buster!
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
Lifeline (AU): lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

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Other urls found in this thread:

pastebin.com/gprPze8R).
pastebin.com/ArXLJBxm
readyplayerone.wikia.com/wiki/Ready_Player_One_(film)
pastebin.com/dnUkF0if
pastebin.com/r6pqHNyt
pastebin.com/vewxGJFy
pastebin.com/Ef3nnfRC
pastebin.com/aMqFV131
pastebin.com/wCU8H753
hhbm.moe
store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Heartbeat_Heartbeat_Book_Meet/
twitter.com/lilbreadx3
gameplay.tips/guides/1298-heartbeat-heartbeat-book-meet.html
pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa
dropbox.com/s/byvdxol3db6llwz/The HHBM Writefagging Guide.pdf?dl=0
pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
hhbmwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
hhbm.booru.org
zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y
iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Monika!

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A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

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>goodbye.jpg
yeah BYE BITCH, NO ONE MISSES YOU

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SEIBA!

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I love Natsuki!

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I love her too

i put burg

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>It comes to town once a year
>It's a place for families to have fun
>A place for couples to experience love
>But for you...
>It's only a place to repay a debt
>A tasty, but very steep debt...

>"Remember user, this is NOT a date!"
>"I would NEVER date an idiot like you!"
>"I'm here for the rides and attractions ONLY!"
>"And because you owe me for my generosity!"
>This is the tenth time she's said that
>It really must mean she is serious...
>Natsuki gave you her extra cupcake on a recent trip
>And never stopped badgering you about it...
>Now she's dragging you to the annual local carnival
>Which, according to her, it's only the first payment

>A brightly-lit spinning wheel appears over the horizon
>"We're here! We're here! Let's go!!"
>Natsuki's face instantly brightens up
>She happily grabs your hand and rushes to the entrance
>It's rare to see her this bubbly
>It's nice to see this side of her
>Even though she doesn't like you very much

1/?

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more like MON-IKA

Hey guys
I didn't do the line art for this but I colored it, so I hope you enjoy

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I love her too.

I love Yuri!

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This is the first time I've ever made a thread and I gotta say, I think I did pretty well. have a cute Yuri and Nats for your trouble

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What is loli Monika pointing to?

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I love her too

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>"He's right this way, officer!"

I love Monika!

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You left the but for a first time it's fine.

>You finally reach the ticket booth
>A large sign quickly catches your eye
>'Date Night: Cute Couples Get In Free!'
>Ah, so that's why she wanted to drag you along...
>"Hi Mister Booth Man, this is my boyfriend!"
>"We have been dating for 6 months now!"
>The booth attendant gestures you both through
>But Natsuki seems caught up in her act...
>"We are very much in love and we will get married some day~!"
>She looks into the distance with a dreamy look in her eyes
>The attendant is starting to get impatient...
>"Do you need proof of our love Mister Booth Man?"
>"If you want us to, we can kiss~"
>Wait... you didn't sign up for this
>Natsuki is completely caught up in her trance
>Does she even know what she's saying?
>The Natsuki you know would never say these things!

>Thinking fast, you tap her on the shoulder
>Thankfully, she quickly snaps backs to reality
>But her face shows annoyance and disappointment...
>Like she just woke up from a wonderful dream...
>Not the reaction you were expecting from her
>She finally notices the now annoyed attendant
>"Oh... Oh sorry Mister Booth Man! We'll go through now!"
>You both rush through while she tries to hide her reddening face

2/?

To give some context, this takes place shortly after the events of the main story of 'The One Who Hates You' but way before its epilogue (pastebin.com/gprPze8R). I'm still not certain how far I'll take this, so let me know what you think!

Pastebin for updates: pastebin.com/ArXLJBxm

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I love her too.

oh shit didn't even realize that

>More Natsuki greentexts
Oh fuck yes! This is gonna be good
I love her too!
You thread cucked me, in the name of our fair Queen I'll have my revenge dammit!
In all seriousness, grats on the first thread lad, hope it goes well aye?

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Imperial scums

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Your Doki, but she believes they actually lived seven years without eating.

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>wake up
>see this next to you
What do?

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Good afternoon, everyone~ I hope you’re feeling well!
Welcome back to my poetry club!

Word of the thread is “perfection”!
Alternatives are ‘dire’ and ‘dread’.

I bet you’re bored, huh? Well put that extra energy and lack of direction towards poetry You might as well, right? You know you want to~
As always, the rules are simple. You take a word and you write a poem about it. Simple, right? Right! It’s much easier than you think! The first step is the hardest but once you pass that hurdle you’ll move onto greatness. Point is to just write about one of the words. That’s it~
Everyone is welcome so don’t be shy. Even if it’s your first time I’d still love to see your poem! I want to see everyone’s poem!
I hope you all have fun today, and make sure to do your best! Remember that poetry comes from the heart!

Boop~!
Monika!

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3DPD begone! I'll tell her to gtfo my house and shoo her out.

fug
lots and long and hard
like my cock

Evening lad, good to see you knocking about as always
How are you holding up?

Not even a Yuri cosplay

>eyes aren't purple
YOUR NOT MY YURI
GIT

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I know but it looks like her so just take it.

If dokis already like and come up with poetry on their own, does dokichan have an equivalent to our prompts?

Damn fine work, user! Your first story was great so I'm very excited to see how this one turns out! Keep it up!

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yes but instead of poems it's prompts for "your user but" shitposts

sorry, m8, i was too excited

I would probably enjoy seeing the results of this
In a way it's like a fic prompt

Nah I'm just kidding lad, don't you worry any

Your user, but he won't even give you the time of day because you're flat as a cracker!

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>Your user but he once jacked off to a lewd of another doki

Is best DOKI!

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I knew that, silly. Love you! Have some cute doki's for your troubles

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Thanks, it's great to hear that! Writing Natsuki scenarios is always an enjoyable challenge.

You're such an adorable little girl, Monikanon.
Your tilde usage is so cute and fun to read.
Maybe you could boop me again.
Please.

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>sayori's headbob
CUTE!

Stop being so thirsty all the time user. Monikanon is Monika's good girl, not yours!

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>dokichan makes pictures of how we'd react to them cheating on us

the cutest!!!

>your user but he's a Chad that will pump and dump you

Daily reminder that Sayori's butt is BIG and FAT. BIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>dokichan makes pictures of us crying and being lonely

does Monika really appear in Ready Player One, or is it just a meme?
readyplayerone.wikia.com/wiki/Ready_Player_One_(film)

>poetry comes from the heart!
What if someone has just shattered pieces of heart? Where he can get poetry from?

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>Dokichan makes user-themed breast size charts to self-deprecate with

completely unrelated but have this yui i created today user

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just a meme

>DDLC has only been a thing since September
>Movies take years to make
What do you think, user?

Daily reminder that this user's butt is BIG and FAT. BIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Making charts on "roastiness" of vaginas makes more sense, some people like flat chests...

plagiarism can be art too!
check out this heartfelt poem i wrote

Hole in Wall (part 1)
It couldn't have been me.
See, the direction the spackle protrudes.
A noisy neighbor? An angry boyfriend? I'll never know. I wasn't home.
I peer inside for a clue.
No! I can't see. I reel, blind, like a film left out in the sun.
But it's too late. My retinas.
Already scorched with a permanent copy of the meaningless image.
It's just a little hole. It wasn't too bright.
It was too deep.
Stretching forever into everything.
A hole of infinite choices.
I realize now, that I wasn't looking in.
I was looking out.
And he, on the other side, was looking in.

Daily reminder that this user's butt is BIG and FAT. BIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm sorry, user.

But Monikanon is just too cute I can't help myself.

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You can make wonderful art of of shattered pieces

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Here is my poem!


Hole in Wall (part 1)
It couldn't have been me.
See, the direction the spackle protrudes.
A noisy neighbor? An angry boyfriend? I'll never know. I wasn't home.
I peer inside for a clue.
No! I can't see. I reel, blind, like a film left out in the sun.
But it's too late. My retinas.
Already scorched with a permanent copy of the meaningless image.
It's just a little hole. It wasn't too bright.
It was too deep.
Stretching forever into everything.
A hole of infinite choices.
I realize now, that I wasn't looking in.
I was looking out.
And he, on the other side, was looking in.

Nothing wrong with a little boop every now and again!

Well enough! Almost on Spring Break so looking forward to that!
How are you?

From those shattered pieces, of course!
Write something that’s reflective of yourself!

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that's a good poem
you should be the president of a literature club or something

>tfw it really is

>dokichan makes user body pillows

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage drinking
- Self harm
- Suicide and suicide attempts
- Substance abuse (Any)
- Waifu wars
- Waifu bullying
- user bullying
- Heating water for your tea on the microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not doing your best to be the user your waifu would like
- Staying up late
- Mental reconditioning. probably

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

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>tfw I wish I knew tfw

>tfw your user body pillow is so filled with vaginal juice that it stands up on its own

Hello people.... Anyone got rare Dokis? Why do I even bother.

Squishy Sayori!

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Dokichan likely has hundreds of completely unheard of dokis posting on it, in addition to the four we know. The four we know have no clue that they're the lucky ones who the promised day will reward, as there are four among us unaware they are the lucky ones.
I want to make a sad, unknown doki feel better

sayori teaching you how donut holes are made!

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Hey dokis, should I find a 2DPD boy, force him to make an user tulpa and have the tulpa take over his mind? I think it's the only way I'll get my user in my reality

I call being Lucky user #1

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>plagiarism
That's kind like cheating though

Those pieces of mine are already too small to take a form.

Well I guess I can try but it will be pretty aweful. Doubt Monika would approved it. She would probably hack this world to delete me for it ehehe

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>Almost on Spring Break so looking forward to that!
Oh god I know that feeling, I've got three hours of classes tomorrow and then I'm free for two weeks, that'll be a whole lot of weight off my shoulders for christ sake that I could really use.
Speaking of breaks I should probably shill FGatCToC one last time.. Thanks for the reminder.
Glad you're doing well lad, keep it up aye?

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Shilling this again for those who weren’t around last thread.
pastebin.com/dnUkF0if
Phoneposting so no image. Sorry.

Daily reminder that all Anons are Chads that will cheat on you when a Stacy comes by.

wrong general, heartbeat heartbeat book meet general is a reality away

TAKE IT BACK! user IS A PURE AND VIRTUOUS MAN!

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Thanks for confirming my suspicions. I can't even imagine someone slipping in any sort of reference within the last month of editing, but I live my life in a constant state of doubt and confusion.

Aight lads! This is the last time I'm gonna push this don't worry, if you've read it already feel free to ignore this post.
I'm going to be taking a break from "Four Girls and the Cursed Treasure of Coyotli" for a short while. I'd rather not go into details but I have a few personal issues with the project. As a result, I'm going to put the series on hold and write some other stuff.
For those that haven't been reading the series or have missed parts, here's every chapter to date and a short plot synopsis.

Chapter 1: pastebin.com/r6pqHNyt
Chapter 2: pastebin.com/vewxGJFy
Chapter 3: pastebin.com/Ef3nnfRC
Chapter 4: pastebin.com/aMqFV131
Chapter 5: pastebin.com/wCU8H753
Chapter 6: Discontinued for the time being

Lieutenant user and his men are on voyage to Spain to settle some political differences when they're set upon by the 'Heartbeat.' A ship pioneered by captain Monika and crew.
After a battle under pink sails the four girls reign victorious and kidnap Lieutenant user due to his ties to a treasure they're hunting.
Join Monika, captain of the 'Heartbeat.' Natsuki the navigator and gunslinger. Yuri the professional sword master and Sayori the ships cook and ray of sunshine. Not to mention their reluctant passenger Lieutenant user as they face dangers and pursue riches beyond their wildest dreams!

Hope you lads enjoy the series if you decide to pick it up! Maybe I'll come back to it someday but for now I think I need this break.
Have a good one you lot.

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/hhbm/- Heartbeat Heartbeat Book Meet #582

Sad LadAnon Edition
Previous: >Official Stuff
Website: hhbm.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Heartbeat_Heartbeat_Book_Meet/
Bread's Twitter: twitter.com/lilbreadx3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-heartbeat-heartbeat-book-meet.html
Actual guide to get the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa
Witefag Guide: dropbox.com/s/byvdxol3db6llwz/The HHBM Writefagging Guide.pdf?dl=0

>Art and Miscellaneous
Fan-Made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Game Files Dump (full): mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: hhbmwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Booru: hhbm.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You): youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>Don't even think about it, buster!
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
Lifeline (AU): lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

You're really bad at this lad
Loaf

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how many sheepyoris do you need to count before you fall asleep
i imagine i'm on a date instead

>first time fucked the embeds up
>this time forgot my image
I'm never going to try to be clever ever again.

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Where did this sudden flood of dokis come from, did God Emperor Moot somehow merge /ddlc/ and /hhbm/ as an early april fools joke?

She is the sun in my sky!

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who's moot? don't you mean dan?

Your user but Professor Oak dropped a bike on him

doot

dokis get out REEEEEEEEE

Your user but he's fuckin FAT

>doot

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