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>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf | teamfortress.tv/33738
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Sites
crap.tf | tf2outpost.com | backpack.tf | bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf | trade.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ
pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
FACEIT (NA/EU): faceit.com
ESEA (NA): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
OZFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (AS): asiafortress.com
Chaplaria (SA): steamcommunity.com/groups/chapelaria

>List of good Community servers
teamfortress.tv/servers

>Discord
pottisdefenseforce.com

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mlp is manly

>he thinks hitscan takes skill

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uncle wayne heya
disbouncer gun up

first for remove every class except the generalists and heavy

t. heavy main

ew no

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The eternal debate

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left is cool

>tfw been using a mod that allows me to see cloaked and disguised spies since 5 years ago
>never got vacced

>lacking so much game sense that you need a mod in order to find spies

woah man me too i can see all the spies on my team
i try to kill them but they don't die
maybe valve knows and doesnt let me

Don't the texture mod "hacks" on gamebanana still work just fine?

Hey there, nieces and nephews! Uncle Dane here!

Can you guess what'll be gououng up on this special day?

the pyros..............

certainly not your sub count

>gold level engi

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teleporter???

why do people like pooyro or soydier so much?

no soylent no sub

ez to play

demoman is balanced because he doesnt have hitscan available

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hitscan takes skill

>that tf2 thumbnail
>gaming streams which are more about the person than the game
the future is just a camera pointed at an unspecified game freaking out every ten seconds

well it's from a reaction video of teens playing tf2 for their first time you dumbo

it's from one of those react(tm) videos

Classes and your thoughts on them

>Scout
Enjoyable because of his speed and dodging
>Soldier
Feel bad whenever I play him because of splash. Rocket jumping doesn't feel fun anymore
>Pyro
Stopped playing him after Jungle Inferno killed any sort of combos and buffed wm1
>Demo
Love pipes, hate stickies. The only reason he's my 3rd most played class is sticky jumper iron bomber on open maps
>Heavy
Boring, countered by pressing spacebar and flying away on the bullet knockback. Lovely pocket because of sandvich and crossbow.
>Engineer
Played 7 hours of him in a year. The most braindead class. Feels like playing as a goalie in football
>Medic
Wouldn't play him without the crossbow. Genuinely the most sociable class in this game, people like your presence and competence
>Sniper
My least played class. Every FPS ever has snipers. Never bought into the sniper meme, never will.
>Spy
You kill people without headphones, you die by people with headphones.

Reminder that pyros are killing this game

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>gaben = god of valve
>gaben's favorite class is the spy
>spy mains hates pyro
>ur mind = blown

>Played 7 hours of him in a year. The most braindead class. Feels like playing as a goalie in football

try not standing around next to a sentry nest like a retarded free to play then

>implying
You have to stay within an eyeshot of your buildings or spy will sap your shit and you won't have time to unsap them. Riveting gameplay. At what point do you just go scout?

>what is attack engi

>that moment when you successfully set up a level 3 on the enemy's path toward the point

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>enemy team decides to not file in 1 by 1 at the sentry and wait to go in as even just a pair and fuck the sentry and you sideways

>allow them to destroy it because you hid a level 3 teleporter nearby to do it all over again

>someone in this thread watches those
tell me why please

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>haven't played in a couple of years
>play a game on hightower
>try to cap the final point
>get kicked

Can somebody explain?

only autistic 12 year olds and trader fags play hightower

it was linked here just a couple days ago?

>filter "hitscan takes skill"
>suddenly cant see the anti-hitscan autist
how ironic

>he thinks projectiles take more skill than luck

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spahs sippin' mah soylent!

Do you like your soylent cold or heated?

>he doesnt fill up an ice tray with soylent so that he can later on spruce up any beverage with soycubes

i like it ass temperature

When i was a shitter i played exclusively 2fort
i can see the appeal of hightower or CTF for shitters that easily get lost in other gamemodes

>he doesnt make soylent green in the soymorning for his soyfriend

Hey buddy I think you've got the wrong door, BLU team's two blocks down

i still play 2fort, its bad for an objective based game but if you just want to screw around for an hour its great fun even after 2000 hours

haha dude like whats ure sens bro...... mines 1 foot per 2π B)))

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i disagree but i like spawncamping in community 2fort servers until most of the players ragequit

Hitscan
>have to click the exact moment the enemy is on your crosshair
Skill level: High

Projectile
>click in the general direction of the enemy and hope that he runs into it, but since most projectile shit has splash damage just shoot somewhere on the floor around the enemy
Skill level: juan.gonzales2008

>he thinks clicking takes skill

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the game takes no skill

BASED anti-projectile posters telling it how it is

hey user, why haven't you learned how to rocket jump?

You're not one of those soldier mains who can't rocket jump, are you...?

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:D

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Someone buy my thing on the market, thank you.

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>trade shit aussie flamethrower for the aussie knife
>knife has several thousand kills and i kinda hate to let it go
Do i get a strange transfer tool and just be done with it?
have to let go of the parts on it as well

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Four ref

Stat transfer tools are like 15 cents now, no reason not to.

the pyros....

of course i can, watch this!
>moves forward
>looks down, jump+crouch and shoots

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the parts and name/desc tho

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uagh *craters*
the pyros..... they got me.... again.... can't escape....

>that kid who talks shit and starts trying to demand a pocket medic because he has a massed flies killer's kabuto

I like to go medic and heal everyone but them. They get really fucking mad and it's hilarious. Sometimes I even laugh taunt as I watch them burn to death.

>that scorching tyrolean medic using kritz on offense

>that guy with a really nice unusual so he doesnt even need to ask for a thot pocket

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>have never really tied unusuals to having skill and the need to pocket a person that has one
>my two unusuals are engineer and medic
Shit, did I subconsciously fall for the meme?

hey /tf2g/ listen

what's the best unusual I can get with 62 keys

if your unusual isnt at least 150 keys dont even bother pressing E

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I'm sorry

you should be

i am scared

are you learning fruityloops

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Able Town friend

fucking dank

>Able Town
is it easy? id like to use a program like this
i only know how to use audacity to edit stuff from my guitar and fix whitenoise

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me fragging spies xd

does anyone else stim by listening to pyro's flamethrower at max volume

overwatch is a fun game

what is a overwatch and who keeps talking about it?

Not exactly as easy to get into like fruity in my experience, but once you get the hang of it it's worth it.

>hey dude how is your ping so low
>i dont play on a toaster

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>he doesn't know
nobody tell him

>People who blatantly lag hack with 5 ping on the scoreboard
>Their team still doesn't kick them

i hope all pyromains die from restless leg syndrome

I love this loadout

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rb6 is the only good tacticool game currently alive
prove me wrong

>playing rainbow faggot squad

it's by ubisoft therefore it can't be good.
checkmate

its good

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*it's good DESPITE being from Ubisoft
FTFY
R6S is what CSGO would've been if they had the balls to actually change the game instead of just making another remaster

would you a pauling

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