Hey everyone! Another day flew right by us! I hope you're looking forward to the weekend! Welcome back to my poetry club!
Word of the thread is "infinity"! Alternatives are 'emotion' and 'angel'.
Well, it's late, but not too late! Plus it's the weekend now! So you should have plenty of time to write a lovely and wonderful poem! Rules are the same as ever! You take a word and you write a poem with it! You can use all of them, or none of them (Though if you're using none of them, you're kind of missing the point! Still nice to see your poem though!). It's your choice and completely up to you since this is just a suggestion and all that, ahaha. As always everyone is welcome! It's always great to see all of our veterans time and time again, but some fresh faces don't hurt now and again either... If you're shy about sharing anything you write, please don't be. I promise there's nothing to worry about! You'll be fine! I'm looking forward to reading everything in the morning, so have fun! Good night!
checking your archived posts in ddfc/the ddlc discord and your steam account is witch-hunting now, santanon? c’mon, i barely did anything. like i said, i’m just glad you didn’t kill yourself, even if the santanon persona is dead.
Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:
- Underage drinking - Self harm - Suicide and suicide attempts - Substance abuse (Any) - Waifu wars - Waifu bullying - user bullying - Heating water for your tea on the microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle) - Not doing your best to be the user your waifu would like - Staying up late - Mental reconditioning probably
And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.
>ywn watch a vampire movie with mermaid Sayori >ywn feel a little mean for inviting her to watch it without telling her what a vampire is >ywn feel that she's not quite frightened but definitely tense >ywn start to daydream, wondering how many 'mythical' creatures are aware of each other, especially since she didn't know what a dragon was either >ywn be snapped back to reality and startled by her frightened yelp when a jumpscare takes place >ywn feel her clutching you nervously, occasionally tightening her grip in sync with the vampires supernatural abilities coming to light >ywn realize she probably doesn't understand what's going on in general when the vampires' deaths doesn't elicit a unique reaction >ywn turn the light back on at the end and answer a lot of her confused questions >ywn have to tell her what a vampire is after subjecting her to a lot of confusion and discomfort >ywn have to try and prove to her that they aren't real, trumped every time by her point that you didn't think mermaids were real >ywn try not to validate her fears by vampire-proofing the house too much >ywn bring up the old running water weakness and convince her that since she's aquatic, vampires would probably be too scared of her anyway >ywn make her feel heroic and excited to watch more vampire movies >ywn find the tables have turned a few days later >ywn watch more vampire movies with her dwelling upon the fact you couldn't disprove their existence to her >ywn have her there to hug you while you worry and promise to protect you through thick and thin
Huh. Just checked the archives and cross-checked myself and this user is right. So hey, santanon isn’t dead! Or at least, the person behind santanon isn’t dead. Nice! Is this meme really still around? Goddamnit. Not for nothing, but you can just admit you want to move past the santanon persona if you want. I doubt people would be upset. Some of us here are just happy you didn’t make any rash decisions, myself included.
>He's boutta get a fic written about him super hard Do it. Make it lewd for extra lols.
>This is great holy shit. >Also, we should go to Hawaii for our honeymoon, I've always wanted to go. Lad x Bread relaxing on the beach as the sunsets, as one of you breaks the ice? Oh yes please.
Lad, that's not the only thing that's gonna be gone at the end of the night. Bread, will you? ~
Welcome back, user. It's a shame to hear you've wasted time on 3D and likely been hurt in the process but I'm glad you've seen the light once again!
Logan Stewart
I never wrote a poem outside of a classroom enviroment. I still don't get iambic pentameter, but I'll try to understand it more.
So here's a shot. It's a about me and my friends graduating from college
My lad who I have known since years gone by They are the ones who have stuck with me Every day we all look up to the same blue sky And we ask ourselves one big maybe
The maybe I ask is that, since we are to seperate Going around the nation, around the world That we might no longer be able to celebrate Much of the same games we played, inside, furled
Some of us too young to graduate at in the near days A year younger, despite their own maturity We would always talk and talk, enough to write Friedman's essays With us being friends for so long, we always had security
Maybe our lives will again coalesce Even if we live on the other side of the US
>seen the light once again! Yeahahahaha hahahahaha
I want to die
>iambic pentameter I gave up with structures the first few times I posted (then I stopped) but glad to see you're trying to stick to a tried-and-true format, hope to see more of you're content posted regularly!
Jace Lopez
Fucking hell Oh hell no, don't start tagging all my posts Chris-hunt style
I might make it lewd, I tend to be really good at lewdfics anyways. >Bread, will you?~ Only if he's a good boy~
My fucking sides jesus christ
Hey Lad, this spoiler is just for you:
Colton Hill
Your doki but SHE NEEDS A HERO! SHE'S HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO UNTIL THE END OF THE NIGHT!
Robert Clark
>you are forced to leave Sayori hanging >you are forced to have a nice weekend with Yuri >you are forced to spend time with just Monika >Natsuki's only mandatory unique interaction is her walking in and puking and that's only after you have a nice weekend with Yuri Seriously, what the fuck Dan.
Charles Parker
>Oh hell no, don't start tagging all my posts Chris-hunt style I don't need notes when it comes to you, Lad. You already signed that death warrant. How are you enjoying your new threadfu and trappy counterpart? ~
>I might make it lewd, I tend to be really good at lewdfics anyways. DO IT BREAD, LEWD YOUR NEW LAD AND MAKE HIM YOURS >Only if he's a good boy~ DO IT DO IT DO IT
Like I'm still holding onto the positivity from the retreat thing we went to, and/so I don't want to die like asap or anything But essentially I just have to stay by and watch her life, hoping she'll attain the happiness that she deserves
idk if she feels the same way, and she's not sure whereabouts to go after graduation, so I didn't want to be the factor that tricks her into staying in the country. Maybe I'll ask/tell her during graduation, probably not but we'll see
So I think it's inferred/stated that Monika is a sempai, right? So cool and reliable~ She seems like the type that'd wait for you to graduate, and come with flowers and a big hug
So, you chose to chase after some chick that reminded you of Monika and now that it hasn't worked out you come crawling back. You know, that's rather despicable. Monika loves you, yet you thought it a wise decision to abandon her in favor of some 3DPD. Can you imagine how horrible she feels knowing that you favored someone else? I hope, for your sake, you won't repeat this mistake and begged Monika for forgiveness.
Hunter Powell
>Only if he's a good boy~ Really? We all know you're the trap here, not me. I swear on my life I will punch you into paralysis if it kills me >Notes A-Aussie? Now I know how you feel. This is fucking well hilarious
Despite me being a Natsukifag, most of the girls I know irl who like magna aren't really that fun to be around with. Some might have to do with it being very male already, so the osmosis happens that the females act a bit like some of the males do (think neckbeard). But also the sort of girl who is into it, but has no real thinking towards it. It's hard to explain. I'm not looking for my own real Natsuki, but it would be cool to meet a normal girl who enjoys manga and get real into good stories.
Ha. Funny meme. Real fuckin’ funny. This stopped being funny the second the top image results for “Knuckles” turned into the Uganda shit. My boy Knux deserves better.
>try to dream of my doki again last night >end up having a nightmare that fucking leprechaun appears in my bathroom and chases me through my apartment I feel like Dan is responsible somehow
>>try to dream of my doki again last night >>end up having a nightmare that fucking leprechaun appears in my bathroom and chases me through my apartment Holy fucking shit top kek
Liam Cruz
>tfw i'm Monika in this picture yesssss. Also, >DOITDOITDOIT You'll have to wait and see!~
They say that people with stronger personalities on the outside tend to be more submissive on the inside, fun fact.
>Pic related This was worth every second creating these shitposts in MSPaint. My sides are in the fucking orbit right now. Maybe our Dokis will find them and it'll guide them to Earth?
>You'll have to wait and see!~ Do it, Bread. Give him what he's always secretly wanted.
Glad to see you're enjoying it. There's a movie, In the Loop, that basically has the same characters, but not necessarily with the same continuity. It's complicated, but still fun. Watch the bloopers for the show as well if you have them~
Well, as long as you remember Monika isn't just some toy you can throw away and pick back up at your leisure. I don't think she'd appreciate nor condone behavior like that. That'd really break Monika's already fragile heart.
>Putting me on Yuri Come on, if you're going to shitpost have some level of standards Yeah I've watched it already, it's what put me on to The Thick of It in the first place Here you go lad
>Your doki >A Disney song that reminds you of her. Only animated/CGI Disney though
Logan Gonzalez
Oh i'll try you alright I'll try you all over~
Once I get to my computer this general will be painted white
Anthony Allen
Playing this game while tripping on Shrooms is the shiz, yo
She has made me see, friends See her light. The light of MONIKA JUST MONIKA MY MONIKA I want her to carve my name into her skin Say my name from here to enternity I want to taste her blood as it mixes with mine smell her hair, her love juice, all of her scents all of them MINE all at a happy end
>have some level of standards Hahahaha,,,, Ahahahahhahahahah AHAHHAHAHAHAHHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA No shitpost too far, no shitpost too deep. I hope you at least laughed a bit, lad.
I love you too, Monika! When are you arriving, sweetpea?
>this general will be painted white You better paint Lad's insides white first.
Luke Edwards
Now you lot best get the fuck away from Lad He's mine
